#im just a durst

[autismdurst]

Limp bizkit bathroom photoshoot mood board 🎀

[starrysharks]

would a person on hiatus do THIS?!?!?!?@?@?@?@

[numetaljackass]

jonathan davis in limp bizkit’s break stuff

[beano5]

Get his ass

Based on that one Fred durst and slipknot drawing uhh u know the one were fred is getting crucified. Originally drawn by Dave correia

[jessebutchman]

reblog if you think this girl is fucked up.

[green-eyes-and-orange-ties]

Seb & his vices

If you can't be what you want You learn to be the things you're not If you can't get what you need You learn to need the things that stop you dreaming

Night Shift Podcast

[beenbaanbuun]

emo!mingi

im writing something big rn but for the time being, i can’t get the fact that mingi is a certified! emo off of my mind… like ever….

it’s all i think about and as an emo/metal girlie myself, i can’t help but think about mingi fucking you to his personal horny emo/metal playlist.

bc i can guarantee he has one. like the man said one of his favourite songs was dance dance by fall out boy??? like i can just imagine him taking the lyrics to that song a little too personally, stripping you bare on his mattress, putting you on your front and kissing down your naked spine. pete wentz was sooo right when he wrote that song… mingi does want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with him…

and i’m sorry, if that man ever listens to death of peace of mind by bad omens??? oh that man would be DONE. FINISHED!! because how is he supposed to hear that song without you popping into his head. memories of him folding you in half as he fucks into you, mascara tears streaming down your face as you cry out for him. chanting his name over and over again like a mantra… it’s like that song was written about you.

and that man has eaten you out one too many times to K.M.B by nova twins… he gets so pussy drunk and just goes dumb between your legs while the music degrades him and calls him out for what he really is. there really isn’t much going on between his eyes once he gets even a hint of your pussy juices. literally turns into a pretty puppy that exists solely for your pleasure, and you’re okay with that…

and i just know that this man goes fucking i n s a n e when he hears the first note of a deftones song. imagine him listening to my own summer (shove it) and just ramming into you. he’d have you pinned down as he almost completely loses himself, thrusting hard and sensual, trying so desperately to hold on to his last thread of sanity. trying so hard not to snap completely and let himself go absolutely feral on you. he wants to, so bad actually, but for the sake of you being able to walk the next day, he holds back… barely.

but like, we also know this man is a giggly baby half the time. like he’s such a princess and i refuse to believe that every single time you have sex with him, he’s completely serious. like imagine he’s trying to be but then the playlist switches songs and it’s a fucking limp bizkit song or something. like it just switches the mood entirely because how is he supposed to fuck you when fred durst is singing rollin’ directly in his ear. like you’re not telling me this man won’t collapse on top of you in a fit of giggles, rigid dick still pressed inside of you as he tries to contain his laughter in your ear. and you just slap his shoulder or something because what the fuck is LIMP BIZKIT doing in his sex playlist?!?!?!?

i’m so sorry, but emo mingi DOES THINGS TO ME!!!!! like it’s all i can think about at any given point in time and i need people to understand that this is my roman empire!!!

[asexualbookbird]

tagged by @libraryspectre which i have been DREADING and I was RIGHT this was SO HARD so im doing EIGHT characters instead of five and yall will have to CHOOSE

anyway. TUMBLR CHOOSE ONE OF MY TOP FIVE EIGHT FAVORITE CHARACTERS

no secret ninth option choose one even if its just on Vibes

I tag: @bigcats-birds-and-books @alloreli @logarithmicpanda @eriadu-in-the-wildwood and @timetravelbypen forgive me if any of yall have done this already i have the memory of a fruit fly

HAVE FUN

[bl00dycraniumm]

RULES 4 REQUESTING

( i follow back/like from @m3talidk )

★ i didn’t want to mix up my writing with my main account so that’s what this is and bc im kind of nervous to put my writing out sooo idk idk 😭. but, yes it’s me axel :)! if you care to know more about me my main is @wh3r3v3rimayr0am

★ i write for only male/trans male readers!

★ i will only write x reader unless someone requests otherwise - it’s not 100% that i’ll still write the “ship” or “duo” tho! if not, i’ll just leave the request alone!

★ don’t be upset if i don’t get to your request right away, IM A PROCRASTINATOR IM SORRY!!!!

★ i won’t write rape, sa, pedophelia (age gap is fine as long as both are 18+!!!), female readers, piss/shit/vomit play, male pregnancy, age regression.

★ i’ll write smut & fluff - angst isn’t really my thing. also headcannons are ok to request too!!!

★ if there is sth i wont write that i’m not sure of yet, ill politely decline, im not obligated to write if i dont want to.

★ here’s the MASTERLIST

★ MY SOCIALS!!:

discord/airbuds/snap: dav.mustards (yes my bitmoji is ennis del mar 😸)

insta/tiktok: wher3verimayr0aam

pinterest: wh3r3v3rimayr0am

my main account: @wh3r3v3rimayr0am

my viva la bam/jackass account: @viva-la-axe

★ people i’ll write about/for (can change):

james hetfield

dave mustaine

jason newsted

ron mcgovney

kirk hammett

lars ulrich

robert trujillo

cliff burton

duff mckagan

slash

izzy stradlin

steven adler

jonathon davis

munky

brian (head) welch

david silveria

corey taylor

sid wilson

joey jordison

mick thompson

mick mars

ville valo

bam margera

fred durst

wes borland

ryan dunn

brandon novak

raab himself

dallas winston

johnny cade

please be respectful & patient while requesting! follow the rules or i’ll ignore your request! <3

[malakaiballwhipper99]

doing all of these in one post to avoid spam haha

wait im gonna give you like a top 5 because im SOOO insufferable like that (its kind of not in any order though)

blame (from untouchables)

2. pretty (follow the leader)

3. kill you (life is peachy)

4. swallow (life is peachy)

5. faget (korn self titled)

is this a reference to the fred durst pregnancy fanfiction or are we less original than we think

this is me . i a m him . audhders RISE

@kingtabzly another one, we're swimming in gold (derj)

and by "peanits" well lets just say... my jork

[puppygirlfaggot]

fred durst kinda looks like a tguy dyke to me and im not afraid to admit it

like literally just look at him please

[jessicagailwrites]

Hiii! Saw your writer intro, welcome! Im very into romance myself, its one of my fave genres! And i wanted to ask you, what is your favorite kind of romance? (Idk if the phrasing is right, but ex. Friends to lovers, meet cute ect.)

Mine is rivals to lovers!

As well, i always love hearing about books people write!! Any fun lil facts about your book youd like to share? (If not, dont worry!)

I just like meeting new people :] have a wonderful day, stay safe!

Hey!

This is the nicest message, thank you! 

I like to read all kinds of romance, but I think enemies to lovers or rivals to lovers is my favorite too! It gets me every time. I’m also a big fan of second chance romances! I just really like watching people fall in love lol

When I first started writing SS&S the main M!MC was supposed to be a lot more…snarky? I guess, but he ended up being so so much softer lol. I like him that way, though. 

Also! I saw a random interview about the dating rumors between Brittany Spears and Fred Durst in the early 2000s and that jumpstarted this whole idea ha.

Thank you so much for reaching out! I’ve been away for a couple weeks, but hope to be a little more present on here. Have a great day!!

[vanians]

tagged by @wormdream to do top 10 albums ty i love doing these 🩷 im also doing current (within the past month or so) top 10 not all time nor are they in any particular order

1. chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water by limp bizkit SORRY but its nu metal january for me. i fucking guess. but this is my numba one right now

2. and also three dollar bill yall by limp bizkit

3. and also significant other by limp bizkit. sorry but i must live my truth ✌️😔

4. toxicity by soad. guy who only just recently started to ACTUALLY listen to soad sorry again

5. cruel melody by black light burns (wes borland from limp bizkit side project 🙄) im aware that it is kind of a nin ripoff but i like nin so and its probably kind of because danny lohner worked on it too. which is funny to me on acount of the durst and reznor beef

6. hybrid theory by linkin park. guy who alsojust started listening to linkin park for real. like its 2004 or something not 2024

7. 来世は偉人 by hanabie 🩷 i like their other album too but this is my favorite so far. to be honest these are kind of it for me rn and i just put all my favorites in my monthly playlist and just keep listening to that on shuffle. but i can shoutout a couple from like december i guess ⬇️

8. what does anything mean? basically by the chameleons 🩵

9. idk if this counts because its an ep but i really like red hand akimbo by paris texas but if not their album mid air is pretty good too 😁👍

10. glow on by turnstile. to be honest their singer has one of those voices where idk what hes saying ever and all their songs kind kf sound the same to me like it all just blends together into one big song but i remember listening to this and time and space quite a bit last month while working on projects

sorry i talked so much i 🩷 music. if you wanna say i tagged you once again go ahead i really mean it sorry im shy. or whateva 😁

[blueiight]

Something that always stood out in the books is Louis's story is filtered through an interview but Lestat's is just written by himself and he doesn't have to answer to anyone, also its his version thats taken as truth for the rest of the series. And there was always an abuser/victim dynamic even in the books like at the very least Louis's turning is SUPER questionable and borderline rape in the books, but in the end its the abuser who gets his story solidified as truth.

The implication is a lot more troublesome here with a black Louis who can't even tell his own story without a white intermediary who treats his story with mixture of hostility/pity/contempt but when Lestat responds he gets to have his story unfiltered and unquestioned by anyone.

like i say a lot i have an unusual amount of faith [how abstract & atypical of yani] in these showrunners. they are already very mindful of what it means for the perspective & memory of a black gay man made immortal. im sure s3 will toy with the unreliabilty of lestat’s own perspective as an immortal medieval french man , and show what colors his own memories, as they are certainly not shy in showing the ways lestat can be cruel , a puppet show of ‘masculine’ archetypes & terribly insensitive already from others perspectives [claudia’s perspective on pivotal events & character dynamics is something important given in s1 that we dont rly get a complete picture of in iwtv obviously 4 meta reasons .. later in vc we get like pieces of her ghost haunting the narrative in tobt & merrick and even that ghost struggles for control of its own life narrative as it is painted over by lestat/talbot & louis/merrick/jesse n co’s POVs of claudia but a smart reader should be cued :3]. maybe talbot is replaced by daniel in some moments where hes interrogative of lestat & replaced by louis in more romantic scenes, i find talbot is a rare line of vc fanon consensus where nobody ive seen ever gave a fuck about ole dude lol. maybe even like the 94 movie where lestat snuck up on dan? idk. someone else asked me about the 94 movie & ima be real i watched it once years ago n cruise/durst was the only performances i remembered. banderas & pitt was not giving armand & louis to meee

[carli-meows]

BACK 2 SKOOLIN FREESTYLE - Deranged Myme Crewe

im T double E double R I F

double i double c c c, take a breath

i'll supersize a side of whoopass for all of you guys

until you see stars with 24s over your eyes

did ya notice the staue on the rooftop g

was it a ghost or worse was it just me

no it couldn't've been after all

im a distant passanger with the monochromatic shaw

beat you till youre black and white with no blue

leave you colourless with grey bruises all over you

im a real demented myme that just cant play

with bitches like you dissin on clounes all day

i should beat your head in like a nail with a hammer

a concrete coffin, hit you with the pavement slammer

you're fuckin with someone down with the deranged

the insane, the inane, the homocidal, and the lame

and stale and tired gigs that cant help it

and the old joaks and bozzos like me that like to rek it

and the jyzties and the harrllequins underground

and the mymes that smile with clounes that like to frown

im the T to the R, rhymes with double, facts

im spectacular like arachnid guy with quips to match

i keep the shower cap with me and spin it to flinch check

like it or not your final match has just been met

keep it mashed like the glue in blue taffy clue

puff the glucose at you zzos when im passin through

keep it ruff rough and soft like a childhood blanket

and my fangs sharp like a cannibal at a banquet

"oh that short fat myme bitch, yeah, she's the worst"

whys your girl my nookie, ass cookie? im quotin Fred Durst

and why am i tag teaming with kayti on her period dude?

why do i got your mom, sister and your 4 exes too?

how come im outside your house with the pack at night?

why do our howls and growls fill you with such fright?

how come this bar is filled with so much anger and gripe,

but the gleam of my smile is so filled with delight?

im the varie S to the K to the ary

if i spelled it right that should be vary scarry

i went to Urthe thrice back in 2017

and i think you human bitches dont get what i mean

i can see all beings no matter space or time continuum

whether here or there i appear here, like magic, son

whether you like or not im still a myme in this rhyme, whore

3 hearts, im part Myme, part lizzard, part time lord

i hear you hating on Kayti, i hear you hate scary lady

i hear you hate the werebitch, Süki, now you choose me

but you're about to lose me loosely cause i moisturize

i hiss a liquid at you and it dries up and pops out your eyes

they call me Vehkteeri, dont like it? suck my cock about it

i didnt ask if you gave a fuck, man, i already doubt it

still learning about all types of humans, how could i forget

you's a stupidass, definition: dumb fuckin idiot

freestylin on you hoes, and all your garden tool fam

pack your pencils and notebooks, cause im schoolin again

Silent Kayti with the fangs sat behind you in biology class,

no wonder you felt drained and barely passed

still freestyle schoolin, Süki during recess dudes

showing nerds cool bugs, and feats of strength too

after all, my reputation needs an iron clad witness

they never found the last two subs mr.tom and ms.fichnis

im freestylin for free you don't hate the style you hate me

you hate that im free n fresh and got a pussy but no chest

you clearly see my homies behind me in gargoyle poses

we schooled ya before ya knew it, right under your noses

WHAT

[devilofthepit]

6, 7, 17, 23 :)

hehehe more asks thank u sydney <333

6. a song that makes you want to dance

first of all this is such a you question. secondly the first thing that came to mind was personal jesus by depeche mode. song of the summer. it just has a very danceable sound i cant explain it.

7. a song to drive to

as you of all people should know i’m too pretty to drive so instead i shall pick passenger by deftones because i think it’s so funny to play when people give me aux. and i’m right.

17. a song you would sing a duet with on karaoke

OOH i like this one i have never thought about this one before. the only time i have ever done karaoke was my friend’s uhh eighth? birthday party and i exclusively picked red hot chili peppers songs because that was all my parents played for me. anyway i’m trying to think of songs i like that have two parts and im not coming up with a ton. my slash jay answers are all in the family by korn and fred durst and bring me to life by evanescence so it’d be a really fucked up karaoke. but my two serious answers are in a week by hozier and glycerine by bush, the former because it is always so fun singing hozier with other people and the latter because my dad always plays it on guitar and sometimes gets my mom to join and i have honestly heard that more than the original version.

23. a song you think everybody should listen to

this is hard! i’m one of those assholes that thinks their music taste is superior to everyone else’s so it took me forever to figure this one out. i’d have to go with cherry-coloured funk or heaven or las vegas by cocteau twins, because i think theyre objectively good songs that anyone can appreciate. elizabeth fraser’s vocals and lyrics are so unique, making cocteau twins stand out out of a lot of other artists i listen to that follow similar sounds.