#im just a durst

[autismdurst]

Limp bizkit bathroom photoshoot mood board 🎀

[starrysharks]

would a person on hiatus do THIS?!?!?!?@?@?@?@

[beano5]

Get his ass

Based on that one Fred durst and slipknot drawing uhh u know the one were fred is getting crucified. Originally drawn by Dave correia

[tylerrnol]

jonathan davis in limp bizkit’s break stuff

[legallydragonic]

I think it's worth mentioning that I do have a full Tyler Durden cosplay in my closet that I WILL be trick or treating in.

[murmurmurl]

I fucking love sdv. I have a cat named pussydestroy, a chicken named falin and a duck named fred durst. Incredible

[beenbaanbuun]

emo!mingi

im writing something big rn but for the time being, i can’t get the fact that mingi is a certified! emo off of my mind… like ever….

it’s all i think about and as an emo/metal girlie myself, i can’t help but think about mingi fucking you to his personal horny emo/metal playlist.

bc i can guarantee he has one. like the man said one of his favourite songs was dance dance by fall out boy??? like i can just imagine him taking the lyrics to that song a little too personally, stripping you bare on his mattress, putting you on your front and kissing down your naked spine. pete wentz was sooo right when he wrote that song… mingi does want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with him…

and i’m sorry, if that man ever listens to death of peace of mind by bad omens??? oh that man would be DONE. FINISHED!! because how is he supposed to hear that song without you popping into his head. memories of him folding you in half as he fucks into you, mascara tears streaming down your face as you cry out for him. chanting his name over and over again like a mantra… it’s like that song was written about you.

and that man has eaten you out one too many times to K.M.B by nova twins… he gets so pussy drunk and just goes dumb between your legs while the music degrades him and calls him out for what he really is. there really isn’t much going on between his eyes once he gets even a hint of your pussy juices. literally turns into a pretty puppy that exists solely for your pleasure, and you’re okay with that…

and i just know that this man goes fucking i n s a n e when he hears the first note of a deftones song. imagine him listening to my own summer (shove it) and just ramming into you. he’d have you pinned down as he almost completely loses himself, thrusting hard and sensual, trying so desperately to hold on to his last thread of sanity. trying so hard not to snap completely and let himself go absolutely feral on you. he wants to, so bad actually, but for the sake of you being able to walk the next day, he holds back… barely.

but like, we also know this man is a giggly baby half the time. like he’s such a princess and i refuse to believe that every single time you have sex with him, he’s completely serious. like imagine he’s trying to be but then the playlist switches songs and it’s a fucking limp bizkit song or something. like it just switches the mood entirely because how is he supposed to fuck you when fred durst is singing rollin’ directly in his ear. like you’re not telling me this man won’t collapse on top of you in a fit of giggles, rigid dick still pressed inside of you as he tries to contain his laughter in your ear. and you just slap his shoulder or something because what the fuck is LIMP BIZKIT doing in his sex playlist?!?!?!?

i’m so sorry, but emo mingi DOES THINGS TO ME!!!!! like it’s all i can think about at any given point in time and i need people to understand that this is my roman empire!!!

[furcoveredinblood]

ima be honest he looks like he'd accidentally misgender me and then look at me weird when i correct him

I don’t know if it’s just me but Fred in a red shirt is fucking SHARP.

[asexualbookbird]

tagged by @libraryspectre which i have been DREADING and I was RIGHT this was SO HARD so im doing EIGHT characters instead of five and yall will have to CHOOSE

anyway. TUMBLR CHOOSE ONE OF MY TOP FIVE EIGHT FAVORITE CHARACTERS

no secret ninth option choose one even if its just on Vibes

I tag: @bigcats-birds-and-books @alloreli @logarithmicpanda @eriadu-in-the-wildwood and @timetravelbypen forgive me if any of yall have done this already i have the memory of a fruit fly

HAVE FUN

[star-dust78]

IM GOIGN TO TWEAK MY FREINDS ARE ROLEPLAYING IN TH EGC AND I JUST DISSAPEARED (I was bill cipher) AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH MESSAGES EVERY SECOND (the chaarcters there are some regretavator characters, ocs, Hand jumper characters, Fred durst, and Corey Taylor)

[bl00dycraniumm]

RULES 4 REQUESTING

☆ i follow back/like from @m3talidk ☆

🕸️ intro…

☆ hey its axel!!

☆ i didnt want to mix up writing with my main..so heres this account!

☆ my main is @wh3r3v3rimayr0am

🕸️ i write..

☆ male readers

☆ trans male readers

☆ gender nuetral

☆ i will only write x reader unless someone requests otherwise - it’s not 100% that i’ll still write the “ship” or “duo” tho! if not, i’ll just leave the request alone!

☆ don’t be upset if i don’t get to your request right away, IM A PROCRASTINATOR IM SORRY!!!

🕸️ i wont write…

☆ rape/sa

☆ pedophelia (age gap is fine as long as both are 18+!!)

☆ female readers

☆ piss/shit/vomit play kinks or any stuff like it

☆ male pregnancy

☆ age/pet regression

☆ if there is sth i wont write that i’m not sure of yet, ill politely decline, im not obligated to write if i dont want to.

☆ stuff for axl rose, nikki sixx, tommy lee, vince neil, fieldy (korn).

🕸️ MASTERLISTS!!!:

☆ metallica masterlist

☆ slipknot masterlist

🕸️ MY SOCIALS!!:

☆ discord/airbuds/snap: dav.mustards (yes my bitmoji is ennis del mar 😸)

☆ insta/tiktok: wher3verimayr0aam

☆ pinterest: wh3r3v3rimayr0am

☆ my main account: @wh3r3v3rimayr0am

☆ my viva la bam/jackass account: @viva-la-axe

🕸️ people i’ll write for (can change):

☆ james hetfield

☆ dave mustaine

☆ jason newsted

☆ ron mcgovney

☆ kirk hammett

☆ lars ulrich

☆ robert trujillo

☆ cliff burton

☆ duff mckagan

☆ slash

☆ izzy stradlin

☆ steven adler

☆ jonathon davis

☆ munky

☆ brian (head) welch

☆ david silveria

☆ corey taylor

☆ sid wilson

☆ joey jordison

☆ mick thomson

☆ mick mars

☆ ville valo

☆ bam margera

☆ fred durst

☆ wes borland

☆ ryan dunn

☆ brandon novak

☆ raab himself

☆ dallas winston

☆ johnny cade

☆ sodapop curtis

☆ snooki

☆ jwoww

☆ sammi sweetheart

☆ deena cortese

please be respectful & patient while requesting! follow the rules or i’ll ignore your request! <3

[malakaiballwhipper99]

doing all of these in one post to avoid spam haha

wait im gonna give you like a top 5 because im SOOO insufferable like that (its kind of not in any order though)

blame (from untouchables)

2. pretty (follow the leader)

3. kill you (life is peachy)

4. swallow (life is peachy)

5. faget (korn self titled)

is this a reference to the fred durst pregnancy fanfiction or are we less original than we think

this is me . i a m him . audhders RISE

@kingtabzly another one, we're swimming in gold (derj)

and by "peanits" well lets just say... my jork

[hammsburgerrs]

fred durst kinda looks like a tguy dyke to me and im not afraid to admit it

like literally just look at him please

[jessicagailwrites]

Hiii! Saw your writer intro, welcome! Im very into romance myself, its one of my fave genres! And i wanted to ask you, what is your favorite kind of romance? (Idk if the phrasing is right, but ex. Friends to lovers, meet cute ect.)

Mine is rivals to lovers!

As well, i always love hearing about books people write!! Any fun lil facts about your book youd like to share? (If not, dont worry!)

I just like meeting new people :] have a wonderful day, stay safe!

Hey!

This is the nicest message, thank you! 

I like to read all kinds of romance, but I think enemies to lovers or rivals to lovers is my favorite too! It gets me every time. I’m also a big fan of second chance romances! I just really like watching people fall in love lol

When I first started writing SS&S the main M!MC was supposed to be a lot more…snarky? I guess, but he ended up being so so much softer lol. I like him that way, though. 

Also! I saw a random interview about the dating rumors between Brittany Spears and Fred Durst in the early 2000s and that jumpstarted this whole idea ha.

Thank you so much for reaching out! I’ve been away for a couple weeks, but hope to be a little more present on here. Have a great day!!

[vanians]

tagged by @wormdream to do top 10 albums ty i love doing these 🩷 im also doing current (within the past month or so) top 10 not all time nor are they in any particular order

1. chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water by limp bizkit SORRY but its nu metal january for me. i fucking guess. but this is my numba one right now

2. and also three dollar bill yall by limp bizkit

3. and also significant other by limp bizkit. sorry but i must live my truth ✌️😔

4. toxicity by soad. guy who only just recently started to ACTUALLY listen to soad sorry again

5. cruel melody by black light burns (wes borland from limp bizkit side project 🙄) im aware that it is kind of a nin ripoff but i like nin so and its probably kind of because danny lohner worked on it too. which is funny to me on acount of the durst and reznor beef

6. hybrid theory by linkin park. guy who alsojust started listening to linkin park for real. like its 2004 or something not 2024

7. 来世は偉人 by hanabie 🩷 i like their other album too but this is my favorite so far. to be honest these are kind of it for me rn and i just put all my favorites in my monthly playlist and just keep listening to that on shuffle. but i can shoutout a couple from like december i guess ⬇️

8. what does anything mean? basically by the chameleons 🩵

9. idk if this counts because its an ep but i really like red hand akimbo by paris texas but if not their album mid air is pretty good too 😁👍

10. glow on by turnstile. to be honest their singer has one of those voices where idk what hes saying ever and all their songs kind kf sound the same to me like it all just blends together into one big song but i remember listening to this and time and space quite a bit last month while working on projects

sorry i talked so much i 🩷 music. if you wanna say i tagged you once again go ahead i really mean it sorry im shy. or whateva 😁

[blueiight]

Something that always stood out in the books is Louis's story is filtered through an interview but Lestat's is just written by himself and he doesn't have to answer to anyone, also its his version thats taken as truth for the rest of the series. And there was always an abuser/victim dynamic even in the books like at the very least Louis's turning is SUPER questionable and borderline rape in the books, but in the end its the abuser who gets his story solidified as truth.

The implication is a lot more troublesome here with a black Louis who can't even tell his own story without a white intermediary who treats his story with mixture of hostility/pity/contempt but when Lestat responds he gets to have his story unfiltered and unquestioned by anyone.

like i say a lot i have an unusual amount of faith [how abstract & atypical of yani] in these showrunners. they are already very mindful of what it means for the perspective & memory of a black gay man made immortal. im sure s3 will toy with the unreliabilty of lestat’s own perspective as an immortal medieval french man , and show what colors his own memories, as they are certainly not shy in showing the ways lestat can be cruel , a puppet show of ‘masculine’ archetypes & terribly insensitive already from others perspectives [claudia’s perspective on pivotal events & character dynamics is something important given in s1 that we dont rly get a complete picture of in iwtv obviously 4 meta reasons .. later in vc we get like pieces of her ghost haunting the narrative in tobt & merrick and even that ghost struggles for control of its own life narrative as it is painted over by lestat/talbot & louis/merrick/jesse n co’s POVs of claudia but a smart reader should be cued :3]. maybe talbot is replaced by daniel in some moments where hes interrogative of lestat & replaced by louis in more romantic scenes, i find talbot is a rare line of vc fanon consensus where nobody ive seen ever gave a fuck about ole dude lol. maybe even like the 94 movie where lestat snuck up on dan? idk. someone else asked me about the 94 movie & ima be real i watched it once years ago n cruise/durst was the only performances i remembered. banderas & pitt was not giving armand & louis to meee