#im in denial 😤

[offthewall4xoxo]

Ain't no way In da hell gojo just died...

HOW DID HE EVEN!?! LIKE WTF?!? THIS DUDE?! FLABBERGASTED ASF!!

We still got kakashi tho am I right?

[good-beanswrites]

Could you write a drabble for Mikoto and Shidou plus Blood? This request miiight be inspired by the fact that Mikoto mentions his body hurting a lot but doesn't seem to be receiving any medical treatment, either because Mahiru and Fuuta take priority or because there's no obvious cause, and therefore cure, to his pain...

👀👀👀 Thank you, this is such a good combo ough!! It's so interesting how much focus the others get when it comes to physical health, since Mikoto has clearly complained of his condition :( It looks like Milgram is trying to push the idea that he's completely oblivious to his alters, but I spun it where he's aware, just deep in denial. So have some Mikoto angst to get us hyped for Double!

Mikoto should be grateful. He was lucky. That’s what he kept repeating to himself. He had both of his eyes intact. Both his arms. He was strong enough to walk around freely. He wasn’t on the verge of death, or collapse. Thus, he should be grateful no one was offering him any help, because it meant he didn’t need it. He repeated it again. Maybe this time he would believe it.

With a groan, his body rolled out of bed. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d woken up actually feeling rested. Everything ached. His muscles tightened with soreness. His throat felt as raw as his knuckles, though he hadn’t been using either. He had no desire to lift his arms over his head, or twist around too much, so he didn’t change out of yesterday’s uniform. Maybe the belts and buckles had made it difficult to sleep. The theory wasn’t a convincing one, but dwelling on things like that had never gotten him anywhere.

He ran his fingers once through his hair, combing out a bit of the mess. Looking in a mirror was the last thing he needed. He made his way to the dining hall. 

The others trickled in for breakfast. His appetite, at least, hadn’t suffered. He hardly noticed the others giving him wide-eyed stares. What were they expecting? Of course he was looking worse for wear, given the circumstances. He ignored them, glad to focus on the hot meal before him.

A hand weighed heavy on his shoulder.

“Mikoto,” Shidou’s voice may have remained calm, but it was urgent. “Do you need some help?”

“Huh?” He shrugged his hand away, offering a weak smile. “I’m fine! Oh, I think Kazui was saving a seat for you over there, if you --”

“-- How about we go to my cell for a moment? Or yours, if that would be more comfortable.”

What was everyone’s problem this morning? Mikoto did his best to keep his voice pleasant. “Really, man, I’m good.” 

Shidou’s expression remained unmoving. Very carefully, he informed him, “you’re bleeding. Pretty badly by the look of it. You’re coming with me.” 

Mikoto blinked. He looked over his shoulder, following Shidou’s gaze. The back of his uniform was torn across the center. A significant splotch of blood seeped into the material, growing even larger as he shifted to see it. 

“...Oh…” 

Back in Shidou’s cell, sad to have left his breakfast plate behind, he slumped into a chair. Shidou gathered together some supplies. As always, he got right to the point. “What happened?”

“I… I’m not sure. I don’t remember anything from last night. I don’t remember most nights, recently. I know that sounds crazy, but…”

“It’s fine. I have definitely heard crazier.” He smiled, something gentle and reassuring. As usual, there was something hidden behind his eyes. It was as if he already knew what Mikoto was up to late at night that earned him so much soreness the following days. He didn’t offer an explanation, though. Mikoto didn’t press him for one.

He winced as he was helped out of his uniform. Removing his shirt revealed the mysterious gash. Shidou’s eyes widened at the array of scratches and scars. Some were fresh, but most originated long before Milgram. Though he didn’t ask, Mikoto answered.

“I’m pretty clumsy, huh?” Maybe this time he would believe it. 

Shidou was kind enough to pretend to. “Here, allow me…”

Shidou got to work cleaning and dressing the injuries. Mikoto closed his eyes. Even though the disinfectant stung, and sometimes those gloved fingers pressed a little two hard, it felt nice to have things patched up. 

“Is there anything else going on? Are you feeling pain anywhere else?”

Mikoto could have laughed. He didn’t. “I’m just sore. And my head’s been killing me, but I’m used to migraines. Perks of the verdict, I’m sure.”

Shidou hummed in thought. 

“Thanks, by the way. I’ll try to be more careful.” Not that he had much choice in the matter, it seemed. But he’d do his best. 

Shidou kept his face straight, but there were traces of pain in his voice. “I will too. I’m sorry, Mikoto. If I had known… I’ve been distracted lately, but I should have paid closer attention.”

“It’s fine,” he flashed a grin. “I know the others are pretty fucked up. And I’m not dying or anything. I’m lucky, you know?”

“I wouldn’t say so. Doctors don’t only treat the dying.”

Mikoto frowned. 

It didn’t take much longer to finish treatment. Shidou gave him a few instructions about the bandages, then offered him a clean shirt. “You’re good to go. I’ll be checking in more often, now. I’ll see if I can find something for your head.” 

“Thanks. Really.”

He returned Mikoto’s torn uniform. “You should talk to Es about getting a new one. Until then, you’ll want to clean this with --”

Mikoto waved a dismissive hand, heading out of the cell. “Don’t worry, I know how to wash blood out of my clothes. Er, that sounds bad. I’m just a clutz, yeah? The blood’s always been my own.”

Maybe this time he would believe it.

[jkgnggj]

Satori is so real

"Hey Satou-kun, what kind of woMEN do you like?"

"what type of woMEN? That's..." *BLUSHES*

"what celebrities do you like?"

Tori literally is so close to him ik he's TRYANNA intimidate him or sum pressure him but he's closer than what's heterosexually acceptable. Therefore he's not hetero. And the fact satou blushes (ik it's bc it's so straightforward but like that's the typa question someone who has a crush on u asks like "what's ur type bbg? Oh what's that ur not into women? Good to know")

[justalildumpling]

⇢ finding cinderella

synopsis: it wasn’t often jeno showed emotions of love and affection, let alone kissing a stranger at a party that he doesn’t even remember?! determined to find his nameless cinderella, he began searching the campus far and wide but as hidden secrets started surfacing, he started to wonder whether the midnight spark was meant to be pursued after all.

pairing: jeno x fem! reader genre: social media au, college au, strangers to lovers, fluff, angst, crack warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, jokes about murder status: completed started: 14th February 2023 ended: 13th July 2023 update schedule: twice a week (probs mon & thurs??) taglist: closed🤍!!

note: this is the third instalment of the 'lovesick fools universe'! (tho it can be standalone) holy crap, the journey leading up to writing this fic was... chaotic💀 also imma be fr guys, this is gonna be a hell of a long rollercoaster so buckle up🥴

⎯ navi for lovesick fools universe

profiles 1/3: jay's sugar babies profiles 2/3: dream squad!! profiles 3/3: dream squad!! (pt. 2) chapter 1: the fucked up uni chapter 2: the ball and the glass slipper chapter 3: as the clock struck midnight chapter 4: after the magic wore off🍻 chapter 5: her own version of glass slippers👟 chapter 6: the prince and the stepsisters💀 chapter 7: her nike zoom pegasus chapter 8: prince jeno’s big fat L chapter 9: cinderella’s rats🤨 chapter 10: the questionable wingmen🤨 chapter 11: awkwardly dense charming chapter 12: breaking and (not) entering💀 chapter 13: bye mum im getting married💅 chapter 14: soft launch🙈 chapter 15: avengers assemble🫡 chapter 16: pussy🙄 chapter 17: nomin’s divorce era chapter 18: oh how the turn tables chapter 19: jinx😡 chapter 20: 🤡 chapter 21: loving him was red chapter 22: a twisted cinderella story chapter 23: coping mechanisms chapter 24: denial is river in egypt chapter 25: the story of us chapter 26: the untold truth chapter 27: gaslight, gatekeep, not girlbossing chapter 28: sneaky snake🐍 chapter 29: karma is her bf🤭 chapter 30: closing the cinderella story?? chapter 31: DAS MY BFF😤😤😤 chapter 32: lucifier’s new friend🫣 chapter 33: ok relationship veteran🥵 chapter 34: my soulmate frfr😔✋ chapter 35: sunwoo’s party pt.194859🫠 chapter 36: if the shoe fits chapter 37: so this is love🩵 (finale)

next lovesick fool: renjun

[exo-raskreia]

what do you have to say about when ichigo was fighting grimmjow and was getting beaten up but he won bc of orihime pleas and cries? im not saying ichiruki is bad bc it is true you could say they have more time together (and emotions, feelings) but i think you can't deny either that ichigo won against grimmjow bc of orihime that time

Uh, what? You mean when she was scared of him & little Nel had to give her a push to cheer him on? 😒

Meanwhile, Rukia was never scared of him, never doubted him, & would've given him an encouraging speech right before he even started 😌.

I considered not answering this ask cuz it just sounds so... dumb.

But, I guess I can entertain this a bit...

Yeah, Ori contributed so much that Ichigo forgot to thank her, but he did thank little Nel.

Also, notice how he gave Nel AND Ori the same look 🫢

🤣

He's given the same look to his sisters too. Meanwhile, the way he looked at Rukia was so vastly different... 😩 Check out this post for example.

The funniest part is that the reason Ichigo fought Grimmjow in HM (and one of his main motivations to even go there—Ori getting kidnapped was the excuse he needed) was because he had a personal vendetta against him for hurting Rukia. But, Ichigo was in denial & claimed he only came to save Inoue until Grimmjow called him out on it.

It's basically like:

Whoa, what? 👀

You're onto something...

Hmm...

Ah, so it's true! 👀

This screenshot with the bonus databook info from this amazing post, though 👀:

I also think it's funny how he asked her to heal him before the fight. He didn't face her directly & basically came off as: "Just heal me already." 🤭

Ori simply did the bare minimum in cheering for a friend risking their life. Anyone else in her place doing the same would have given some encouragement to Ichigo (I remember being so annoyed at her for fearing him while he was fighting the enemy. When she finally snapped out of it, I was like, "About time." 🙄).

(Btw, there is an interesting interpretation of Ichigo's reaction to Ori's words here. What she said may not have been the words Ichigo needed nor wanted to hear...)

You might think after this, Ori would have finally started to develop; if Kub0 had wanted, IH could have started to get somewhere... but what happened later at the dome & then the Fullbring arc told us otherwise (what happened at the dome should've solidified for everyone that IH do NOT work together & bring out the WORST in each other 🤷‍♀️). Ori did not learn a single thing... she even got worse in TYBW...

(This post pokes fun at this part 🤪)

You think this is what Ichigo needed to hear at such a crucial moment?! Rukia would've never said such a thing! 😤

There's an interesting IR post here about Ichigo's potential love language being Words of Affirmation. And Rukia was the perfect person to fill his little love tank; her words always meant so much to him 💞.

Also, canonically, Ichigo spent more time around Ori's vicinity than Rukia's, & yet they couldn't develop any special bond. Ichigo spent 17 months without Rukia, but him & Ori still. didn't. get. anywhere. Ori had no development from her experience in HM & was still pathetically simping over Ichigo while he was none the wiser (and couldn't care less) 🙄.

Anyway, even if Ori had contributed greatly to the Grimmjow fight, wasn't it nice of her to help Ichigo avenge another girl? 😊

[tonycries]

Bae im asking seriously bc i dont see the appeal but why do some girls like manwhores/players? I see a lot of fuckboy content and i can not relate to the fanfare like am i missing something 😭 explain it to me like im stupid pls

DWDW I get it too because irl players?? Eughhhh they have that green aura with the flies 😶‍🌫️

In fiction tho, I personally like the appeal of a cocky casanova being all cocky and like "heh...better not fall for me" 🤪🤪 But then the absolute SHOCK and DENIAL when they realize that THEY'RE the ones falling instead?? Maybe I just like my men in distress but I find it hilarious, because suddenly the smooth suave man is being all flustered and a pathetic loser 😋

That's just what makes me giggle, I get that it won't be for everyone tho hehe especially not if he's treating poor reader like an asshole 🤕 I don't like that either 😤😤

[winterchimez]

things/aesthetic you associate with your moots please!

hi anonie!! it’s been a while since i’ve done tag games like this so LETS GAUR 🤩

im doing for the ones that i talk to most often ✨

@from-izzy my soulmate 🤞🏻(who clearly SHOULD be living in my city instead), sunricyeon!!, ✌🏻level-headed and ☝🏻dum-dum, purple 💜, bunnies 🐰, raccoons 🦝, in constant denial of her love life 😒, long calls & video calls, SAUR, music 🎶, “ALLY HELP ME 🥺”, fellow believer in God, concerts, has 19374848 plans to meet up but our studies/job preventing us to do so 😞 (but we will beat them and meet irl someday SOON BCS I MANIFEST)

@sungbeam my precious lil 妹妹 🫶🏻, blue 🩵, “hear me out….but another changmin potential wip/plot 🤡”, photocards, that wet tree rat pc, if talent was a person its her, care packages 📦, fellow introverts ✌🏻, the one who convinced me to purchase my sony headphones while we were videocalling in the store 🥹, my sleep paralysis demon, “ALLY JIEJIE”, my cutie wookie little sis 😔💗, but also goes 😐 whenever i talk abt sangyeon 🙄

@aimeecarreros the unhinged and wild one in the b*****, 1/4 of sangyeon’s whores, twerking ✨, the best gif maker ever 😤, “so elena…pretty pwease can you gif this for moi 🥺”, BBANGJU 👅, “CORREQUE ✌🏻”, insanely hilarious and unhinged memes and text messages 24/7, the moodmaker of the group, “haysss *inserts stripping meme*”, teasing me 24/7 🙄, pinterest, fashion 😍, bridal dresses 🤍

@snowflakewhispers the SAVAGE, maknae and the demon (lovingly) in the b*****, teasing me is her everyday job atp 🙄🙄🙄, mrs jacob bae, 1/4 of sangyeon’s whores, spitting fire 24/7 🔥, matching sony headphones 🤍, matching macbook colours 🩶, psych & kids 💗, the sunwoo to my eric, apparently is in a messed up relationship/situationship with someone who shall not be named 🦝, the moot who lives the closest to where i am 🥹 (so faster get your ass back here after uni ends)

@daisyvisions the unnie of the b*****, NAUR, that iconic zoom selfie 😌✨, constantly being distracted at work bcs of ✨unholy thoughts✨, podcast 🎧, 1/4 of sangyeon’s whores, also joined in on the fun with elena & ophelia on teasing moi 😔, jerry lee 🤤, doggo 🐶, newnudeshot 😏📸, photoism 🎞️, spongebob memes, BIG SEXC BRAIN 🧠, late night talks while working, always judging me for some reason 🙃

@justalildumpling my dongsaeng ��🏻, sunricyeon!!, black 🖤, ptsd from windows turning from black to bright blue, “pull a j” aka doing and leaving assignments till the very last minute 😁, “guys…..”, “yall…..”, a simp 🤓, attracted to red flags men (but not anymore 😚), FOODIE CHINGUS, malatang, “guys….can we just call for like 20 mins max…i promise it won’t take long” = a 6-7hours call, late night (or early mornings) video calls, SHE IS A BEAUTY AN ICON AND SHE IS THE MOMENT 😍

@ethereal-engene my long-lost best friend 🥹, JU HAKNYEON 🍊, anime!!, men in glasses 🔛🔝, fellow chinese friend ❤️, cny 🧧, lion dances 🦁, WOOZI (ESP IN LONG HAIR 😩😩😩), matching hakkie pottery pcs 🤍, wips brainstorming ✍️, another cutie lil 妹妹 🥺, arms….and pecs 🤓, editing 👩‍💻, convos abt our studies/work life 💗

@kimsohn kim sunwoo, pinterest, “maya….i had a dream abt sangyeon….”, “oh!”, anime!!, that smiling and then speechless meme, sangyeon drenching himself in water 😀, “so when are you gonna write this”, sunric sluts, tbosas, coriolanus snow, always talking abt being on writers block with one another but eventually gets things done (and sometimes its long af), being caring 🥺, food!!

@quaissants 1/2 of my gremlins 👹, sends me lip gloss sangyeon 24/7, my twinnie 🤞🏻, same birthday & mbti 💗, speaks in such a soft manner like hello 🥺, genshin impact!!, ragnvindr bros ❤️💙, childe 🤓, angsty angst ❤️‍🩹, constantly looking out for me 🥹, men 😃, “i have selective reading”

@sanaxo-o another 1/2 of my gremlins 👹, unhinged as a person, sabrina carpenter 💗, flirty af but then i dont return the favour 😄, sends me sangyeon content 24/7, a great listener and gives me comfort, always checking up on others, ✌🏻level-headed and ☝🏻dum-dum, “LET ME BETA YOUR FICS”, pinterest, “Als”

@stealanity my unnie 🥺💗, always looking out for everyone, the big sister of the net, amazing as a person (i admire you loads), moodboards 😍, aesthetics ✨, a field of flowers 🌹🪻🌸🌺, brave (never afraid to speak up!!), i miss you sm unnie always 🫶🏻, calls me a cutie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@cloverdaisies CLO MY LOVE 💚, great britian 🇬🇧, fish & chips, “you have no rights ally ive revoked them”, “you dont love me anymore 🥺” aka clo’s way of making me feel guilty that i couldn’t visit her when i was back in EU (IT WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY I SWEAR I WILL BE BACK 😤😤😤), writing fics for one another 💗, STRONG ASS WOMAN 💪 (who juggles between work and uni all on her own 🥹🫂), “there’s a rat in my apartment”, phone & video calls (which we havent done in a while and we should again!!)

@juyeonszn my fawnie my bubba 🥹, coffee ☕️, zeneration livestream 🙌🏻, crying tgt, unboxing albums ✨, pcs collection, puppies 🐶, anime!!, big sexc brain 🧠, sunric sluts, INSANE MAKEUP LOOKS 😩, delulu is the solulu ✨, education 📚, never-ending talks on dc (which we haven’t done in a while i miss you loads 🥺), my fellow dancer 💃, if cutie was a person its fawnie 💗

@itsbeeble my pookie 🫶🏻, kim sunwoo, another big sexc brain 🧠, taylor swift 💛, eras tour ✨, “ALLY GO TO SLEEP”, eric sohn, ateez & svt!!, memes 24/7, exposing each other’s asses 😄, biker sunwoo 😩, delulu is the solulu ✨, another coffee buddy ☕️, talks abt uni/work life, always bouncing off ideas with one another

[spacer4t]

I am definitely in denial for a season 2 of bodies but am I giving up on updating myself? No way. BUT I CANT FIND OUT WHAT PAUL WANTS? like reading bla bla "oh yeah one and done... BUT...IF" god i dont even think a petiton would be enough. I am actually in denial someone like get me some help it's an obsession. Maybe of the fandom was bigger there would be more chances bc there's more demand?

HEY IT WAS ONLY IN TOP 10 FOR A WEEK ILL GO GREY BY THE TIME IT GETS POPULAR

ANYWAY BODIES YEYY!! I say this too much but the fandom is so small AND I NEED TO KNOW WHY!? >:[

Netflix certainly didn't do a good job promoting a masterpiece 😤

I need your guys opinions on like anything bodies 🙏

Soz for the ramble but IM GOING TO COMBUST

[teawiththegods]

Me: I really want see a ghost!

Apollo: *Blocks spirits*

Me: Im so sad I’ve never seen a ghost!

Apollo: *continues to block spirits*

Me: I JUST WANNA SEE A GHOST!!! 😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😤

Hermes: Why do you keep ghost cockblocking, Jessie? The bitch wants some ghost so give the bitch some ghost

Me: *hears a slight noise in the middle of the night* THE FUCK IS THAT?!? *hides under the covers*

Hermes: Oh I see. The bitch is in denial.

Apollo: Uh huh *continues to block spirits*

[weebsinstash]

Honestly valentino is such a dramatic bitch that if you did ever leave, saying fuck it you’ll figure it out as you go, he’d lose his shit. Torn between worried and pissed and it would be so delicious for those who love runaway readers

Protags/FLs/Readers what have you that run away are my bread and butter and i need to do more running away fics. Funny enough I have a few ideas in my drafts but homie there's so much to dig through at this point 💀

Imagine setting a really polite two weeks notice on his desk (that you don't really owe him) about how you're moving and getting another job, and you're extremely nervous because he doesn't say anything after you leave it in his office, and he waits until your literal very last shift when you already have some sort of other arrangement set up or trying to when he finally says "so what the fuck is this about you trying to quit?"

I imagine so many different ways he's shitty to you. Ripping up your letter right in front of you, catching it alight with a lit cigarette before dropping it into a trashcan, merely crumpling it up and throwing it on the floor to show you your feelings and your wants are absolutely nothing to him, he really finds it so funny you were just going to try and leave? As far as he's concerned you have absolutely no reason to leave and it would have only negative consequences if you did. And considering he was already a grown ass man and has been dead for a few decades, I can imagine him acting like you're just some dumb little girl, just some cute little bimbo with all her big stupid ideas that doesn't know how to do shit compared to him.

Not to mention the grief you'd catch if you ran away and had to be rescued, say a rival of Val's has had his boys watching all his lil errand runners and knows you fetch his shit sometimes and they scoop you up to ransom you back, not knowing you've ran away and to your knowledge your former Overlord boss has forgotten about you. Meanwhile Valentino goes to do a drug deal or whatever mafia dealings he does and, oh what a surprise, there you are, tied up and gagged with your big watery eyes looking up at him in fear while also silently begging him for help while he's developing a rager and realizing you look pretty cute when you're bound and helpless. I've even thought of like, he saves you from being kidnapped or like has you resuscitated from overdosing or trying to kill yourself and he slaps you with the bill just so you owe him a debt he can slap interest on and keep you indebted to him for literally forever. And if you don't show up when he summons you, it's just a couple of texts to his Goon Group Chat and an order of "bring this bratty lil shit back asap" before you're being dragged back by his henches

Outwardly he'd try and act tough but we all know Val doesn't take his little "breakups" well. At first he says you're just a loser and he doesn't need you, doing his typical self-soothing denial routine of going to the salon, buying himself new things, posting to social media about how everyone is useless and he doesn't need them, like what he does when he breaks up wirh Vox before getting back together.

Homeboys up on here like "mothpimp posted at 2am: bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

hellraiser42069, sending a photo of a familiar certain someone from a distance: I was just at the corner of 6th and mulberry, ain't this your bitch big v

mothpimp, already dispatching some of his lackeys to retrieve you within .00001 seconds: pfff that's stupid im a pimp not a simp 🙄 I don't chase no one 😤"

You finally see him again and he's clearly been pampering himself which is a dead giveaway for how you've gotten under his skin and he's all "look who came crawling back" when he knows full damn well he had to kidnap you to even have a conversation and fully refuses to acknowledge he's being legitimately creepy because you aren't even making him money like Angel or his other workers,you're just like. An unrequited crush almost. A little pet/companion/future fleshlight.

It's common with pimps and sex trafficking to force the workers to get tattoos or certain identifying marks of ownership to designated who they belong to but I imagine depending on the kind of story you've craving that Val's version of this, for the Reader, is basically having you constantly wearing things he's given you if not outright deciding what you wear and look like 24/7. That big hunky hellhound at the bar thinks you look cute? His pickup line dies in his throat when you spin around and you're wearing a choker with a big red bejeweled heart and he instantly knows that if he so much as says hi to you that there's a particularly aggravated moth sitting right across the room ready to shoot him dead out of sheer possessiveness

[babypuppiboi]

I’m gonna bite usps for lying to you, bite bite chew chew bite bite chew

also sadly I was was too sensitive this afternoon and came, it wasn’t even worth it, but now im thinking all sorts of thoughts about using the numbing to help me out longer term

not to ramble but testosterone + psych meds means im often worked up but it’s hard (pardon the pun) to get to the super heightened sensitivity that comes with denial, so I end up edging too much to try and get there sooner, and then I slip. But if the cream can keep me from cumming at all,,,,,, well. that’s a new tool im gonna. uh. Use more often

-👻

We shall storm usps headquarters with an army of angry subs 😤 we ride at dawn!

But awww yea that post numbing cream sensitivity is crazy 😵‍💫 you should definitely experiment see what works best for you :3

Also PLEASE ramble it’s so fun reading other people’s horny thoughts and techniques hehe looks like numbing is gonna play a big role in your future 😵‍💫

[seullovesme]

IM NOT 😤

- 🦊

it's okay to be in denial cutie <3

[icy-watch]

From @rainofthetwilight

#LMAOOOOO#he's in denial that now *he's* the one experiencing this 👍

From @little-nightfury17

#i love this bit#so funny

From @scatterbrainedgremlin

#YES YOU WOULD#AND YOU DID#SEVERAL TIMES#y’all sent yourselves to the fucking Never Realm#against Wus orders

From @pandemonium-kidz

#“WE WOULD'VE NEVER”#Lloyd Lloyd hear me out#YOU ALL did it several times#not only several times#You six have done way WAY worse#didn't you stole i don't remember what in-front of him???

From @peanut-with-wifi-access

#the amount of times the characters/specifically lloyd say “wu wouldn't have/we wouldn't have” when they totally did is astounding

From @only-lonely-stars

#lloyd do you have selective memory???#i distinctly remember you sneaking out Many Times in S1-2#(almost like you were trained to be sneaky... like a ninja... which these kids are training to be...)

From @toastingpencils37

#and did worse while doing so as well

From @lori-the-dragon-ninja

#i love how lloyd keeps being like#“SERIOUSLY?? I never would've done this 😤 [stops to think] oh wait no... i totally would... alright fair enough”

From @helpmyinterestsareverywhere

#i dont know why you're suprised he like this#“who opens a possibly cursed tomb without checking it out first?” you do Lloyd#this man has been a hypocrite for forever#this joke is funny though - im glad it comes back a lot <3

Lloyd, you dirty rotten liar. All of you snuck out multiple times on Wu.

[macbeth-s]

was just told by my mother that i should stop studying history because i said i supported taking down slave traders statues anyway how's your day going?

[justalildumpling]

⇢ you can’t have me... unless?

synopsis: after getting ghosted by your crush in high school, you swore off dating at university, earning yourself the title of ‘the unattainable’. after 3 years you were convinced that there would be no way the two of you would ever cross paths ever again. well, that was until he announced that he was your boyfriend at a party.

pairing: jaemin x fem! reader genre: social media au, fake dating au, college au, fluff, crack, mutual pining, acquaintances to lovers warnings: swearing, jokes about murder, mentions of alcohol, mildly talking themselves down status: completed!! started: 25th April 2022 ended: 8th August 2022 update schedule: twice a week (mostly mon & thur) taglist: closed🤍!!

note: fun fact, this was actually supposed to be a written fic but it had too much dialogue so i thought it would be better suited as a smau. ALSO this is my first ever smau so i hope you enjoy!! (and im backkk)

⎯ navi for lovesick fools universe

profiles 1/2: y/n’s protection squad profiles 2/2: the cool kids + 2 outcasts chapter 1: the unattainable? chapter 2: the bathroom is my safe haven chapter 3: release ur inner prince charming chapter 4: your lipstick... chapter 5: physically alive… emotionally dead chapter 6: i thrive off bad decisions :) chapter 7: the main character and the idiot chapter 8: ✨matcha latte w/ oat milk✨ chapter 9: these are not my friends🤠 chapter 10: peace between the nations😮‍💨 chapter 11: rite of passage? chapter 12: 🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨 chapter 13: girl, u need to get off ur phone😭 chapter 14: u ditched me for 7/11?! chapter 15: y/n’s denial phase chapter 16: midnight adventure chapter 17: stop bullying me on the tl😤 chapter 18: lovesick fools chapter 19: google ur not helping😩 chapter 20: ding dong ditch🍜 chapter 21: y/nana’s damage control🥴 chapter 22: SEE I AM SMART😌 chapter 23: phase one, complete🥳 chapter 24: jeno collecting all the men era👀 chapter 25: my friends are oddly quiet… chapter 26: d-day!🥳 chapter 27: déjà vu chapter 28: for real chapter 29: waffles and tea💚 (finale)

next lovesick fool: haechan

[yuichi-ro]

i absofuckinglutely love that pegging baji you posted and now im dying to have more😧

orgasm denial with baji🥰he's all tough and he can take everything but i think he definitely hate having his orgasm denied. i wanna make him cry and spoil him after that😤😔he's so pretty I FUCKING LOVE HIM

pretty teary eyed Baji 🥺💖 cw: fem!Reader, dacryphilia, edging, sex toys, bondage, praise kink, use of safeword (blue), cockwarming, nursing 'n aftercare for best boy, unedited ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯

The gloss in his eyes was almost as beautiful as his pleas.

"No no no-" Baji shook his head. Every muscle on his neck and shoulders twitching with life as he fought against the bindings keeping his arms neatly tucked behind him. Even at his strength Baji was useless against the cuffs.

Legs spread as he knelt. Every muscle in his body as tense as the ones in his neck when he fought the bindings. He really didn't want out. But the way his body jerked and reacted to your touch was out of his control.

"Hush now," You soothe his crack voice with your own talking over him, "You lasted longer the other time. Are you telling me you can't do it baby?"

The it you spoke of, was Baji's nightmare and heaven rolled up into one.

How he squatted over base of the suction toy. Just its last few inches the only part of the smooth curved silicone that hadn't disappeared into him. Baji could fight it but with how you bound him up there was just no physical way for him to lower himself any further. Craving more of the toy inside him to alleviate the ache simply wasn't in the cards tonight.

Sealing the torturous deal with the personal massager you had his cock twitching on top of. Held out in front of you. With your sweet smile as you simply let his cock rest a top the humming toy turned to its lowest setting. Baji could twist and contort all he wanted. But like this he simply was kept at the very brink of his sanity.

"-can't-" Baji shook his head. Tears brimming in his eyes as he tilted back. Shaky breath leaving his rosy lips as he bit back down on them. He couldn't cum or stop the tears dribbling down his cheeks. All at once it was too much and he choked on his sob, "Blue! Blue- I can't-"

You switched off the massager immediately. Tossing it aside with little care for it's safety. Only concerned about undoing Baji's bindings and helping him off the toy as quickly as you could. When his hands were released from behind him the man didn't even hesitate to grab onto you. Sinking his face into your chest as his shoulders shook. Not a full on sob. Thankful that he said something before it got too bad.

Hands reaching up to tangle their way in his hair. You brush them slowly throw his black locks with a gentle hush. Tucking him under your chin and holding him tight to your chest without asking him why he wanted to stop this time.

Baji's death grip on your sides loosened. As did the rest of him. His breathing returned to normal and matched the strokes you ran through his hair. The dampness on your chest was evident but you didn't sweat it. Simply putting your lips to his temple and kissing him gently.

"...do you wanna snuggle baby?"

Shaky but Baji replied with a quiet, "Yes." Before sitting back up. Blotchy red eyes even as he smirked a little and wiped at them.

Together you let him situated himself in front of you. Face planted squarely in your tits. While his hips lined up with yours. The cock you'd spent hours torturing moments before. Now still twitching and hard. Allowing you to sling your leg over his hip and slip down on his cock.

Baji's breath hitched against the tops of your breast. His hips pushed up and he sunk himself deep inside you. All while his lips found your nipple finally. Catching it between his lips that he suckled earnestly. Content to be in your embrace.

"You did such a good job." You hum quietly with your fingers making their way through his loose waves, "And told me when it was enough. I'm so proud of you. Such a strong baby boy. One that I love so much."

Still unsure of himself. Baji squeezed his eyes tight. Pressing even more so into your chest as he insistently nursed. Cock twitching inside you as you continued to pet him. Gentle to take care of him because Baji really was the strong baby you'd ever met. And you got to call him all your own. ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯