#im here to laugh mostly

[bookinit02]

class feedback day🥹🫶🏻

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

I think Thacker deserves more love tbh. I know he replaced our darling criminal beloved Ned but this man is a BITCH in such an enjoyable way. He loves nature, hates people, took off into the wilderness to go get possessed by one half of the gay planet, and puts pepperoni in his trail mix. Kiiiiind of iconic lets be real.

[faunandfloraas]

im pretty much the exclusive cook in the house and since im doing it 6 days a week ive just always had the unspoken rule of either someone orders take away or we scrounge for something thats around on saturdays but today I noticed my brother got ingredients so I thought he was gonna cook for once and was like Oh cool, i dont have to do anything 😇 only for this fucker to come up just then and go So whens dinner :) ???? he fully expected me to cook even tho he never spoke to me, never asked, didnt even specify what he'd bought?? and when i was like Nothing. You can make it if you want it?? he was all :( no dinner then :( and went off back to his room ????????? die?

[ahamkara-apologist]

...aaand what took months to years for fanboys and in-universe characters alike to reconcile that Crow =/= Uldren and was not responsible for his sins (including Crow himself), Cayde got done in under a minute. Figures.

[wolfbane-blooms]

john darnielle only songwriter to reference musica universalis and the herzsprung russell diagram. king

[postmanlinksbootyshorts]

i'm so glad that a decade later the dmmd fandom is the last funny fandom standing

[bloodsbane]

wrt the amazing digital circus, i'm very interested to see where it's heading; personally i don't think the show has really clicked with me yet. some elements of the pacing and character acting don't QUITE do it for me, but i definitely feel like it's a show that's still finding its footing and figuring out exactly how it wants to execute its storytelling

but anyway, what i think is most interesting about it so far is that this one line delivery from jax has been the most effective hook for me

like this episode had an entire scene with two characters confronting the existential nightmare of their current reality, but THIS is the moment that really got me thinking about what it must feel like to be in this situation, and how consequences might manifest in future

[absurdumsid]

just popping in here to let yall know my crush is so very pretty and cute and TALLER THAN ME OH MY GOD I NEED HEELS UPON HEELS FOR HER

[elisacifuentes]

La Fortuna (2021) - dir. Alejandro Amenábar

[grapecaseschoices]

May I present y'all with Amryl Shadowhoard; my Gary Sue, my batman. My everything and the kitchen sink. And I adore it.

SO. Amryl [They/It; sometimes she] is a hybrid [dhampir/werewolf, roflmao], half-elf with tiefling ancestry. Why do they have wings you ask? [Because I wanted it to fly/teleport, :-(].

I haven't ironed out the deets. But basically, Amryl is the youngest sibling to my youngest durge [Isyl]. Amryl's family found/was given Isyl. They didn't have children yet and Isyl became their beloved baby. They loved [.... I think] Amryl but they could never get losing Isyl. So they - a very wealthy mercantile/trader family - spent a lot of money trying to find Isyl.

Amryl became a dhampir; not through the traditional sense but either from a deal went wrong made by her parents OR by a trash ex [I haven't decided yet]. My original thought [that I might keep] was that it died, and through regret [if I do the parents angle] or obsession [the ex angle], and they were frankenstein'd back to life. Hence the wings [and maybe the werewolfness].

It's family was very devout to Lathander but the Morninglord [and his followers] do not suffer the undead. So when they came back, he left them out in the cold. But Bahamut welcomed her with open arms. So they're a war cleric of Bahamut and a ranger 😌.

I still have not decided their personality. Other than they're a dark wearer; the blue and white is an exception to honor Bahamut [he doesn't seem the type to care but it is immensely grateful for his kindness and strength and support]. Also, their bg is entertainer.

ty for coming to my TEDtalk.

[lottieurl]

if your fave show isn't on here it's cause i don't watch it hope that helps

[nosygay]

favourite thing about traumatic flashbacks is the entire concept of it is so stupid that on top of everything I start thinking about how bizarre it is and that would make me derealize the fuck out of this world on its own like I know every annoying mechanism exists for a reason but does it reallyyyyy

[stupot]

i have received many asks about my halloween post and i would like to say thank you for everyones kind words and fun stories ^^ i have been smiling and laughing a lot reading over responses

[hopefulqueer]

the balance between "i don't want to wear a pronoun pin or anything like that because a) just don't fucking wanna and b) prob not super safe where i live" and "would do anything to stop the slightly more progressive adults i work with from asking me my pronouns in front of students, forcing me to either out myself or lie/misgender myself, and then constantly get my pronouns wrong, making a show of apologizing and overcorrecting before eventually just giving up entirely" is. impossible.

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

sucks to be armand btw..being used as a tool a puppet to make his boyfriend's ex jealous for 77 years and when the bf talks about their time together he says it in two sentences after spending 15 long sessions talking in excruciating detail about the said ex

[cerealmonster15]

i dont think i ever felt more annoyed at commercials than when those mean girls walmart ads were playing a few months ago or whenever that was