#im gonna fucking throw up this is so funny
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no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-
#im gonna fucking throw up lancer's relationship with all of the fun gang is literally so important to me#hes gone his whole life surrounded by people but so incredibly alone for a multitude of reasons NONE of which are his fault#every grown ass adult in that castle knew he was suffering but did NOTHING about it#so to see these teenagers (OTHER KIDS) not only take him under their wing and include him whenever possible#but also stand up and say 'NO. no you will NOT get away with that' when his shithead dad abuses him#going so far as to put their own asses on the line for him because they fucking care#and lancer loves them back!!! hes saved the fun gang's asses twice in as many chapters#the first instance being when he did something he's NEVER done before and took up hands against his dad#the affection in his dialogue when he talks about kris and susie and ralsei#calls them all funny nicknames and says that he misses them...#shaking and crying and throwing up and falling down thr stairs and astral projecting#im so so os so so normal about these characters i promise#deltarune
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wait you’re telling me that you’re that one minedai artist?!?!?! you rlly liked ur doomed yaoi huh………..
the paths are finally converging its like a fucked up version of subspace emissary in my inbox
#fave#snap chats#i prob coulda made a minedai ver of this image and itd be funnier but its too late i dont got it in me rn <- im going to class#PLEAAAASSSE IM CRYING EVLKEJAKLJVLAEJV#THIS IS SO FUNNY IM GONNA THROW UP#took gang like. one?? two. months to find me here LVKAJKLAJV HELLO#first kh gang showed up now rgg gangs here to kick my ass im wheezing jvLAKJAEVK#but yeah. i think you missed that reveal anon idk but i am. that minedai artist#i hate that you sent this cause ive been cackling at it for the past three minutes and sounding insane to my roommates JLVKJVALKV#entire website reads man for filth as being an enjoyer of doomed yaoi this is so fucked up and evil and targeted
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Made a meme 4 u
OH MY GOD
#WHAT DID YOU DO TO DONNIE#SOBBING SCREAMING THROWING UP <- in a good way#nnstuff#ask#asks are sweethearts#teenage mutant neglected turtles#neglected art#csa tw#you have no idea. im fucking. cackling im exploding over here#good lawd#RIP mikey he feels left out#except not really lmao mikey got the cocsa variant. UNFORUNATE!#funny#gonna schedule this for later so ican see again tomorrow fasdfsd
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im genuinely looking into making tullfric standee and shaker charms someone please lobotomise me?
#talking#skyrim#general tullius#tullfric#ulfric stormcloak#it would be so funny#so fire#i just gotta make the assets#i hope these old men die btw#i do not want to fuck that old man i want to see him dead on the street#no bcs people are literally like “haha yoire obsessed bc ur attracted to them” to like tease me and thats just not true#theyre like horrible fucking things that wont leave me alone#i study them like animals#i want them dead. superhell for gay old t4t yuriyaoi whatever the fuck is happening here shit#im gonna throw up i hatw them i hate them
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all this discussion of ludinus being in aeor -> mallleus factorum mention -> travis saying "i dont remember which character knows what" -> (please someone remember about frida's memories of destruction of aeor PLEASE) -> matt telling them that basically all they know is its where fcg and frida were made -> the table wide cry of "FRIDAAAA" as they suddenly remember they have to tell this robot that their partner fucking exploded and died -> funniest series of emotions ive experienced in months
#THEIR VOICES AS THE YELLED FRIDA WERE SO FUCKING FUNNY IM GONNA THROW UP DHJDMDMFM#critical role#cr spoilers
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Vox and Velvette are capable of having exactly 1(one) functioning relationship(platonic, romantic, business, what have you) and its with eachother
#Val is a close second but he throws shit at them regularly and they both treat him like a toddler so#loses points for that#every other personal interaction we see the two have always ends up with them singing a fucking dis track-#no matter what your interpretation of their relationship is#theyre still somehow the only person the other is even remotely normal with?#and I find that incredibly funny :)#anyways semi-related but Im dying on the “Velvette is just as Weird as the other Vees she's just the best at hiding it” hill#hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#hazbin velvette#gonna tag this as ship bcuz why not#voxvel#staticdoll
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sequel to this because it won't let me add videos on reblogs but what the fuck. like what the fuck are we seeing the same fucking clip. why the fuck is he allowed to do that.
#yakuza series#yakuza 3#yoshitaka mine#snap chats#I HAVE. LITERALLY NEVER SEEN HIM DO THIS ?? MY JAW ACTUALLY JUST DROPPED#I STOLE THIS FROM TWITTER HI BUT ??? OH MY GOD ????#I DIDNT KNOW HE DOES THIS WHAT THE CHRIST#IN ALL MY RUNS mybe its cause ive never thought to grab bosses since it never works#BUT STILL ????? HE HAS AN ANTI-GRAB???????#IN THIS FRUITIEST WAY TOO MINE WHAT HE FUCK YOUR GAY POWERS ARE SHOWING#im so obsessed with him ohhhhhh my god oh my god i need him#this is my brief case moment yk what i mean#like every mine fans like 'oh yeah the briefcase scene made me want him'#yeah this is mine. what a beautiful judo throw oh my god im gonna nut#im obsessed with this like actually.... oh my god....#yoshitaka mine what the fuck#ANYWAY THIS JUST CONFIRMS THAT MINE IS THE STRONGEST RGG CHARACTER IDC#IDC SHUT UP I AM NOT LISTENING WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO ???????#the way he calmly climbs kiryu like a fucking tree aND SNAPS HIS ARM..... oh my gOd.......#i need to stop watching this im becoming obsessed. like narcissus looking into the pond im going to die before i stop looking at this
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taking painkillers because my head hurts, call it killaheadache
#im so funny hahaha *cries*#i had just one piece of cake and i feel so fucking bad#i think I'm gonna throw up#i love having gastritis (derogatory)#rambles
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Y'know we'use't'call folks like you pahty poopa's.
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#HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTT IM GONNA THROW UP#THIS IS SO FUNNY. THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#THE ENUNCIATED SOUTHERN ACCENT? HELLO#LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#is it because i said the sonic movies suck (true). is it.
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so obsessed with how your cherik is old married couple raising 15 children (which is basically what they are tbh)
i always tell myself i draw what i observe and what im observin is two on-and-off divorced old men trading custody agreements like a diabolical game of ping pong
#snap chats#and i love them ?? i love them. wait im throwing up im thinking of tha tufckinnn post again#the fuckin 'why we can't save our marriage' 'we're saving our marriage' ITS SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE THATS THEEEEEEEM#i love old married peopel ...... holy hell guys .......#no wait you know what like. my Top Five magneto moments is its that bit from magneto was right#where he goes out to get holiday shit for the kids and he comes back in all 'i got literally. NOTHING nutritious for you guys'#thats literally my grandpa max he got them cookies for days i just know it im gonna be fucking sick he's soooo peepaw ......#IN ANY CASE. thank you my dear anon i will continue to draw them as sometimes-married old men with a Literal Schools Worth of kids
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WTF its 4 am and i just drew the most banger sketch ever. jk fashion au ideas rule bro. all because i found a new artist (x-x. what a unique name but their music is a fucking banger and their art is even cooler and it gives me energy to draw cute kawaii adorable stuff like this (this is my first time ever doing anything like this before. i'm glad i got the perspective with the back leg and front hand right though i think. no ref! seems anatomy is my only decent strong suit)
help i have a flight tomorrow i should NOT be drawing jk au dust. help help im gonna be so sleep deprived i wont have time to do the analysis or second translation on the airplane!!!! oh well who cares this is more FUN this new artist is so fun to listen to i love music i love art sometimes i like music more. anyways the perspective on those thingys killed me
#jk fashion au designs are genuinely so cute im so glad i came up with them#nobody but me gets the jk fashion au but thats ok. nobody else needs to get it. only i do#i dont really know what the fuck im doing here because this is my first time doing this style#and also i in general dont thrive on digital. but an ideas an idea and i wanna execute it#im just gonna throw every single cute thing i can imagine onto this and pray it looks good at the end#and then i'll do a horror version!!! and then a killer version!!!! and then i'll have adorable art of all three of the jk trio!!!#SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN THIS!!! ADORABLE!!!! jk fashion dust i love you#i love ALL of the jk fashion au mtt. theyre adorable ideal friend group so silly snd welcoming and funny and silly i love#i should really go to sleep#tricule rant#me when posting sketches (a form of art) and then proceeding to never tag it as art
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the worst thing about whatever the fuck is going on with my family is how they can just get into my head and make me second guess literally everything man. like yeah no of course i wouldn't know what's best for me, because i'm too young and naive to know any better. sure yeah ok
#man.#just a few more weeks. its gonna suck for a few weeks and then im OUTTA HERE.#its so funny when they get mad at me for lying to them too like#buddy if i tell you the truth you freak out and isolate me. el em ay oh.#i dont LIKE lying to people but damn it man i am trying to survive here#whatever. maladaptive chronic defensive liars rise up#i think ill need to throw a party or something when i finally get out. good fucking god. im so tired of this.#winter speaks#personal
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that postal movie is so inconsistently ok
#i watched the last like. ten minutes of it cos i know most of the boobie is done by then its just like. blood n guns whatever#and like. i almost kinda get the vague impression of what they're trying to satirize#yknow?#and i still think the dude's monologue of just 'CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG' immediately being shot down is. im not gonna sit here and#cal it poignant but i GET it i think its funny and i think maybe you could argue theres something there about how arbitrarily willing human#are to just kill each other instead of trying to work things out#hence the ending#and i think maybe the stuff with the US nuking themselves to clense out the 'terrorists' would work better if they werent already like#literal villians in the film i feel like the satire is lost when you start punching down like that i think the whole point the movie was#'trying to make' about how nine eleven was jsut a tragedy and not some grand justification for our overseas .massacring. doesn't work so#well when you've also got to throw in a bunch of 'terrorists' as your set of bad guys. you know?#also i dont care chris coppola is really entertaining as richie i HATE THAT GUY#also i lost my mind when the IRS actually called him 'david clark' i was like OH SO THAT IS HIS ACTUAL NAME GET UP#postal dude and faith could have been fun if faith had been in the movie for more than two fucking scenes before. but WHATEVER#WE DONT HAVE TIME TO DEVELOP OUR CHARACTERS RELATIONSHIP WE NEED TO HAVE CUTAWAY VIOLENCE/BIGOTRY JOKE NUMBER 334835345#consider the following
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a week ago i was ready to give up on kings blood and today i just finished outlining each new chapter of the restructuring/rewrite im doing 😌.....
#s.txt#here's the timeline of events. it takes me what? six months to do a first draft#i'm happy with it its good its great i move onto the sequel i move backwards to a weird prequel/in between thing#i spend way too long on that thang#i rewatch jupiter's legacy and i'm like. [biting lip emoji] split timeline narrative would kinda slay wouldn't it.#throw the prequel bits into the first draft it totally FUCKS everything up#its fine its okay because that first draft sucked ass anyways its so terrible its embarassing#i want to kms and break my computer etc etc no you know what [delirious] this could work...#i spent way too long on the wrong parts of it.#hate it. love it. complicated relationship with it. hate it again. SCRAP the introduction change so many details#only like 25% of the first draft has survived the purge its fine its good#break the first chapter into smaller chapters. kinda banger w the split narrative. kinda slays.#figure out how i need to restructure the rest of it.#and now i have all 40 chapters planned out babeyy the themes and motifs will kiss with tongue#i might name the parts really stupid things with total sincerity no one gets how funny heir to the sun / revenge of the night would be#as part titles. like its so funny. it's SO funny.#i'm delirious#revenge of the night revenge of the knight heir to the sun heir to the son its funnnnyyyyy#anyways. [unintelligible gibberish]#no one cares about kings blood i know no one cares about kings blood but how do i explain its literally#the only thing ive thought about for an entire year. im obsessed with it. not even gonna lie.
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