#im gonna ficking cry

[bizlybebo]

IM BOGNNNA KFIRKKNHMDLDLF

[acetheta]

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[dgaftilwedie]

BITCH.............

[wildwomenblues]

This is soooo stupid but for some reason twitter has this glitch where it locks you out of your acc for changing your DISPLAY NAME.. and it logged me out and it keeps asking me for mg authentification code and idk what the fu k that js!!!!

[dr-flipflops]

If I forget, don't you ever forget or think I don't love you, I always love you

Riordanverse Characters but it’s cursed things I did as a child: Part 1

Part 2

Percy Jackson: Deciding at age 5 that I could suddenly swim and attempting to show this by jumping into a pool only to immediately start drowning

Annabeth Chase: Punching a boy in the gut as a kindergartener because he stepped on my foot so he could take the book I wanted from the bookshelf

Leo Valdez: Being told as a kid to go and check if the grill was still hot and pressing my full hand onto the metal to check. It was indeed still hot.

Jason Grace: Kicking out not one but TWO pool lights out of their sockets on separate occasions and managing to give myself and two other people minor electrical shocks

Piper McLean: Hiding under a table and using children's safety scissors to give myself bangs…twice

Hazel Levesque: Stealing a concerning amount of shiny rocks from multiple national parks. Not that I would do that since it’s a crime.

Frank Zhang: Attempting to pet a wild bear in my backyard and getting way closer than a 4-year-old should be to a wild animal before being stopped. 

Will Solace: Managing to sprain my neck in a bounce house and choosing to tell nobody about it for over 2 days

[calamaroo]

I LITERALLY JUST ALMOST DIED OF A HEART ATTACK I SWEAE TO FUCKONG GOD ALL OF MY TUMBLR POSTS SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED AND WOULDNT SHOW UP I WAS SO SCARED IM GONNA FICKING CRY WTF WAS THAT OMG IM GONNA HABE A OANIC ATRSCK OF THST SHIT HAPPWNA AGAIN

[th3realsp1nb4llwh1zz3r]

wait so Tumblr might get shut down because of something the CEO did?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK SHIT GOD DAMNIT FICK FUCK FUCK FUVK FUUCCCKK

HOPEFULLY THE "MIGHT GET SHUT DOWN THING" ID FALSE IM GONNA CRY

[syaruru]

im gaynimgay in gay im gay in gay im gay im gay img ay omgamgkksf im so gay i cant he's so ficking pretty wait i'm gonna cry i canf he's sofnucking prtyy & stuoid & an idiot wait im cyring

[steampunkedparm]

the design by the way :3

mostly inspired by the fact that i very badly want a source 4 tattoo <33 i love those funky instruments dude they're great

my gods do i not like this 3D design class

(at least my professor really liked my tattoo design :DD)

[marvel-and-chicago-fan]

Taylor

Warnings: None

A/n: Small little blurp? I think that's what you call it. In celebration of me and my friend missing Taylors Concert because we didn't ask our parents to take us. (they said yes after we asked them(she already went to a different city)). This is rushed because i'm on my phone but im so bad at getting my two imagine i'm writing done so until then Here you go 🙂 (BTW IM SO SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT 🙁)

Word count: 528

Summary: You love Taylor swift but you know you won't be able to go to the concert because your brothers will say no, but little do you know somebody was  listening to your conversation

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“Cause baby i could build a castle” You were obsessed with taylor swift, you wanted to ask your brothers but you knew they would say no and besides Will hates concerts, anytime there's one in town he basically has a field day at work. 

“What is she singing, she's been singing that for days now?” Will sighed. “Taylor Swift will.” Jay replied. “And how would you know that?” Will was wondering why Jay would know Taylor swift's song. “I work with hailey basically everyday, and i live with my teenage sister. Of course I'm gonna know who she is” Jay chuckled. “You've got a good point”

***

“It would be so fun to go to Taylor's concert. I would have died if she gave me her hat during 22” You and your friend Alyssa loved Taylor Swift but you guys also like Harry Styles, but she liked Harry more than Taylor. 

“Yeah that would be so cool but my parents for sure wont let me go since i'm already going to Harry Styles Last Concert in a couple of months, and your brothers are strict sometimes” Alyssa sighed into the phone. 

“Anyways i gotta finish some homework I'll see you tomorrow Lys' ' You said as you were going to hang up the face time. “Bye Y/n see you tomorrow” Alyssa waved at the screen and then she was gone. Now time to Sob and cry over having to do homework.

But outside your room Jay made a call. “Hey Josh, can I ask you a really important Favor and question?” 

***

Jay walked into the living room where you were planted on the couch watching your favorite show, The Rookie.

“Y/n, since you didn't ask us about going to the Taylor swift concert, how about we dress up and go buy some merch tomorrow?” Jay wasn't much on dressing up but it was for you. You turned towards Jay and looked at him “For real? The lines are gonna be really really long” You knew that for a fact. 

“I may or may not know someone who will be able to get us to the front of the line” Your eyes lit up and immediately ran upstairs to find things you'll need to make your outfit perfect.

***

You and Jay had gotten a lot of merch. Wills gonna kill you guys for sure. “Hey Y/n?” Jay Pulled Two pieces of paper out of his pocket “Hm? NO WAY OMG” you were literally screaming. Your brother Jay, JAY MOTHER FICKING HALSTEAD, IS HOLDING TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS.

Before you said anything else you ran to hug Jay and almost tackled him to the ground “Thank you, thank you, thank youuuuuuu” But something didn't make any sense “Wait? How did you get tickets, they were really expensive and buying them off ticketmaster ended like a while ago?”

“Lets Just say, Taylor is an old friend of mine and she owed me a huge favor and backstage tickets.” Jay grinned. “Thank you so so soooooo much, You're the best big brother anybody could ever ask for. I love you Jay.” You hugged him again. “I love you too Y/N”

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Horrible one today because i wrote it in 1 hour but i did something 🙂

[one-strugling-bean]

OFMD Random Commentary (Ep 9)

Aw, he called him sweetie...

We trusted you Frenchie!

Bit of fan-fiction, I see

They're both confessing to the crime, what soulmates

Izzy's little wave to Ed during the trial was so soft, omg, is he expecting to be forgiven later

Badminton is still a great name

"The bill has come due" *proceeds to whine to not be killed* I love Stede

Everyone clapping over Ed punching Izzy - this crew truly represents the fandom (i hope)

Act of Grace is such bullshit though. As a thing that existed in real life. Makes sense, but feels so much like cheating

Everyone joining in to save Stede is so sweet, I wanna cryyy

"Calm down, Mr. Wavy Blade!" Have I mentioned how much I love Stede yet

"We talk it through,- " "as a crew!" Oh yep, I'm crying ;-;

Damn, Ed really threw it all for Stede huh...

Did... Mary really claim him to be dead?

His beautiful beard........ Nouuuuuuu

Salt-and-pepper beard is an equally great name

I don't really buy that Ed is that okay with everything, but I'm glad he's keeping his cool at least

God, Izzy's such a bish

"And what makes Ed happy?" Ohhhh you set yourself up there, Stede, admit it

Oh fick they bactyqlly kissedb, omg!

(decided to keep all the spelling errors, to further demonstrate my immediate reaction)

This scene was everything... I know shit will hit the fan eventually, but for now, I'm just happy for them

Yeah, Oluwande is the best choice - it makes me happy how quickly they all accepted it

Wtf, how did Badminton get there??

(heh, Badminton)

Oh my fucking god, you gotta be joking

Nou, don't leave him on the dock by himself.......

Do me a favor, don't go back home.....

Soooooooooo, some stuff happened.

Ahhhh, I hate it when I'm right

Fuck this show. Im gonna throw a tantrum

I might be feeling slightly sad at the moment as well. Maybe.

For the record, I'm not really expecting things to get better next episode, just further-y worse.

But I'm curious as to how.

We'll see. Hopefully, it won't be bad enough to cry.

[kate-apologist]

rewatching face the raven drunk and i just know im gonna cry gonna cey so hard oh fick

[fizzlingdrinks]

You know what?

You deserve compliments.

Some of this is gonna sound corny, but I've done my best to compliment you fairly without that many generic compliments, cus you deserve nothing else than the best.

I love your drawing style, and the way you portray SmallEtho is both hilarious and suprisingly accurate.

Its nice to see other nordmenn out on the internet, since we're not well known about :'D, so im suprised at finding someone som er norsk og interessert i folkeeventyr. Many of mah favorite dumbasses (friends) dont really know so much of folkevtyr og de tingene der, so its refreshing to see someone exited about it.

Your art is inspiring me to draw more myself, and i get exited every time you post <3

Im not gonna ask you to draw anything (in this ask anyways), but rather to look over your art and realize "huh this is some top tier art, yeah this shit ammaaaaazin" because its true.

Your art is so good, you deserve a fukins kvikklunsj. And a smågodt pose. A smågodt pose with a fuckton of the strawberry things bcus they're awesome.

Also how the fuckety fick fakk do you post so often?? Ur the fukings Flash. Goddam speed. Don't overwork yourself tho, stay happy and healthy you amazing Shrek x Kakashi shipper.

I have more compliments, but its 10pm and i have projects to work on and sleep to sleep.

Have a great night, and remember that you're amazing, people care about you and want you to be happy <3

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE THE STRAWBERRY THINGS WHAT THE FUCK

<33

I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED AUTISM AND THAT AUTISM MAKES ME SPEEDY ZOOM AND I ALSO HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED A CONCERNING AMOUNT OF SMALLISHBEANS/SMALLETHO BRAINROT

WDYM YOU HAVE MORE COMPLIMENTS ABDEJSBSKA <3

IM TRYNNA LIMIT MYSELF TO LIKE TWO DRAWINGS A DAY SO THAT I DONT GET BURNT-OUT BUT GOD DAMN SOME OF YOUR GUYS’S ASKS ARE JUST SO AUSGEKENWKWK

IM GONNA GO CRY BRB

[chainlxnk]

just started the q&a and "juno and the second citadel are dead. and today we dance upon their graves!" fucking killed me

OH WE'RE STARTING OFF STRONG WITH A QUESTOIN AOUT ANNIE OKAY THEN

i do love their policy on not answering things post finale and like leaving things uo to interperation its like one of my favorite things about them

I ALOS LOVE THE WHOLEHEARTED BELIEF THAT NUREYEV CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT THIS MAN HAS NEVER ONCE MADE A DISH THAT TASTES ANYTHING EVEN RESEMBALING EDIBLE

"well buddy canonically does own a bar, which probably serves food" "buddy also canonically doesn't eat"

"when we started, we didn't even know this was gonna be a podcast!" I'M SORRY WHAT??????

WHAT WAS IT GOING TO BE?????

"Juno Steel, five years old" ?????????????

its really nice to know that voice actors are also insane about other voice actors lmao "I can report, not to call you out, that I have literally watched you engage in conversation with Kiki and loose the ability to speak" "i get so weird around her" and "I bid, like the highest and I won- (cackling in the background) shut up, and i won but i had to reach out to her to sceduale it and I just never did bc i got to scared.so I still am owed a shopping day with Kiki Samko, and someday i'm gonna be there, but not yet. it was like a decade ago." so real. so real.

trying to avoid major spoilers for Second Citadel (bc im considering listening to that one next) is so fun lma

wait i love their response to 'howdoes it feel to be a part of so many queer and trans awakenings' like i'm gonna cry over here

wait wait wait i just saw that the first episdoe of If Memory Serves is captioned with 'a juno steel adventure' does it have to do with NIghtmare-not-sasha????? plesase tell me it has to do with nightmare-not-sasha

JOSHUA ILON JOKING ABOUT PLAYING SPIDERMAN OMFG

I'M SORRY CIRCLE BACK "rita is almost certainly originally from earth, and her mom was almost certainly a terrorist. like her mom built bombs and used them on probably innocent people"

HARLEY ND KEVIN WROTE A JUNO STEEL NOVEL?????????????????

OHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOH THATS WHAT IF MEMORY SERVES IS!!!!

oooo its about young junoooo!!!!!!

wait is that from sasha??? IT ISSS

omg diamond. fuck i this has to do with DIAMOND????

"i dont know! talk to them about which gun is the sexiest until i come up with something better!" "..is that really what you think we talk about"

HIJIKATA????????

SHUT THE FUCK UP HE THINKS SASHA'S DEAD????????

ohh my goddddd the fickking cliffhanger i'm gonna end up suscribing to the supercasttt fuck i need a job

AND they're making another podcast tooooo ahhhhhhh

okay I'm dying thanks for introducing me to the magic of the penumbra Lu you've killed me

the Spiderman au was DESTINED

SPEAKING OF BUDDYS BAR BARTENDER AU WHEN I NEED IT LIKE WATER

I need that book immediately god I need poster time to practice drawing Juno again oh my god

Rita is low-key so mysterious WYM HER MOM WAS PROBABLY A TERRORIST 😭 I need tidbits os Rita lore in an art book or something

TERHEE UR WELCOME I LIVE TO RUIN PEOPLES LIVES W GOOD MEDIA 🤭🤭🤭

[romani-loves-xanthos]

Sometimes staring into the void has perks, afterall the void actually ficking listens to my rambles and genuinely cares about said rambles and stories a d worlds that I've made up in my head. The void like my rambles and chaos and such.

Like who is gonna listen with genuine interest as I talk about my many character and worlds that I've been building around for years and such. Most people don't have time to listen to the short version let alone actually show interest. I can tell when people actually care or are just listening in the hopes ill shut up faster or ya know dont ficking care and are trying to get me to stop talking by showing disinterest.

The void like my random bullshit and I know this bc I asked it to curse my mothers luck and it did. I know this bc she can't find any disabled parking spaces as of late and thats fucking hilarious to me.

Yeah I also have to walk farther and yes im also disabled but like its funnier this way. And I dont so much have a problem walking if I keep moving (the problem is standing for long periods of time, even just a few minutes fucks me up) and I got tired of my mother not realizing her taking half an hour looking at things and waffling back and forth just to decide to get both or neither causes me to be unable to walk hence why I usually go off on my own or sit down somewhere. She always gets mad im not there to exploit as a tie breaker between choices and acts all huffy abt it bc shes a bitch.

Now the void is better at being a parent then her bc the void doesn't even try to manipulate me, unlike her, and genuinely just likes my presence and all. My mother however is a manipulative whore of a bitchass mother. She tries to make me say she's "such a good mother and surely the best mother of all time" (she's not obviously) and all this random prompting i don't follow and so I just "agree" with her by saying "sure" or "yeah" and the like. She hates that I "hate" saying "I love you" (I don't like saying it bc its a lie and im trying not to lie as much as I used to and so avoiding saying it by sticking to only certain lies instead and avoiding saying things that are lies makes it feel better) and so she tries to make me say it. I refuse.

I just wanna stare into the void and scream and cry and tear myself apart but I dont bc im trying to be better than before. Im trying.its hard but im trying. And talking to the void helps.

[randomrantsandbeingskinny]

so the guy i liked doesnt like me anymore, i am so fucking stupid for explaining some dumb ficking shit that i find funny to him becouse that made it even worse i think , and i am just so weird and i hate it so much, i always fucking do this dumb shit and im so annoying, also he is literally out of my leauge so what was i even thinking, if he doesnt text me first tommorow im acctually gonna starve myself until i am worth something, also i posted this stupid ass insta stories and he saw them and i think that made it even worse so yeah i might as well just fucking shut up and never talk to a guy i like anymore, he is just so cool that i want to text him all the time and i cant control myself which probably annoys him, im acctually gonna cry like why the fuck am i so bad at social things and i cant even be normal for once, it was going so great and now he doesnt even like me and i already got attached becouse im fucking insane and cant live like a normal person, im just so done with everything and everyone, why am i dumb, ugly and not funny like girl pick a struggle, also i wanna text him even now even tho i KNOW he doesnt want to talk to me becouse i just made everything worse and idk i think im just gonna cry, no wait i cant becouse IM FUCKING INSANE AND I CANT EVEN DO THAT IM LITERALLY SO DONE AND ON TOP OF THAT I DIDNT WASH MY HAIR AND IM NOT SLEEPY SO IM GONNA GO TO SLEEP AT FUCKING 4 AM AND OVERTHINK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID TO HIM, also can he just tell me that he doesnt like me anymore intsead of just giving me hope becouse i need that to fucking get over him at least a little

im not even adding tags becouse tumblr is a notes app for me