#im gonna do all the cullens yay

[speedofsunlight]

would you hang her portrait on your wall?

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for dating John Murphy

John Murphy x male!reader

warnings: knife/violence mentions

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Yay! I forgot to put my mushroom at the end of the ask asking if i could do two requests 😂, but for my first request I was wondering if you could do Headcanon on what itd be like for a Male Reader to date John Murphy? ~ 🍄”

first of all, murphy’s a bit protective and possessive

he’s already lost so much, he doesn’t wanna lose you either

“this is my goddamn boyfriend! if anyone touches him, me and them are gonna have a problem, do you understand?”

ride or die, babey

he’s always touching/holding onto you somewhere

arm, hood, hand, sleeve, shoulder, leg, whatever

murphy teases you all the time but if anyone else does they’re a dead man

he carved his and your initials into a tree

he carves his and your initials everywhere tbh

especially “date spots” where he takes you out to go sightseeing or just get away from all of the crazy

he also kisses you whenever he can

mainly discreetly, like cheek or neck or hand or shoulder

but sometimes murphy says “fuck it” and borderlines makeout session in front of everyone bc he doesn’t give a shit abt making ppl uncomfortable with pda

“you’re honestly perfect in every single way, y/n”

“and you’re getting soft, john murphy”

“cant help it, it’s your fault”

“it is? well i must be the worst then”

“oh, yeah. the worst. i don’t know how i even put up with you”

sarcast lil shit

aw but u love him all the same

murphy and you RARELY split up but oh boy, when you do it’s time for trouble

seriously you’re usually keeping him under control and when you cant it gets...worrisome

“i cant stay away from murphy for too long, guys”

“look, y/n, by now, he’s probably already committed a double homicide. let it go”

running into each other’s arms

sharing a tent

either one of you falls off the cot in the middle of the night and wakes up in the dirt

“murphy?”

“down here”

“oh, okay”

unspoken bond

tbh maybe you’d whittle a shitty comb out of a piece of wood in your free time and brush his hair out

he pretends he doesn’t like it but he’s always hinting he wants more

literally following each other to the ends of the earth

“will you stay with me?”

“that’s a dumb fucking question...yeah, i’ll always stay”

using murphy as a pillow

“y/n, you’re laying right on my bladder, i gotta piss”

“but im comfyyyyy”

going through a lot of scarring shit together but you guys lived to tell the tale and you lived it with each other so nice 👍

murphy always wipes your tears when you cry

“if you cry any more you’re gonna get dehydrated and die”

not always good at comfort but thats okay

after all the stressful shit youve gone through, you got a good 6 years in space without fighting for your life, you’ll always cherish that shit

sleeping in, doing semi-domestic shit, arguing over who’s turn it is to do a chore, dancing around to no music

“you really are the best boyfriend a guy could ask for”

“oh, well i already knew that”

“i’m sure you did, you cocky son of a bitch, now give me a kiss”

returning to the ground to find some unsavory occurrences

“ooooh boy, babe, can we go back to space now?”

“ask me again later”

squishing/poking his face

fighting side by side like a couple of badasses

flipping out when you got separated again bc like,,,,,he nearly died

“you asshole! i thought i was gonna lose you!”

“unfortunately for you, im still kicking it”

✨new planet, new you✨

only this one was kinda fucked

nvm mega fucked

but you’ve never met an obstacle that you and murphy couldn’t get past together

when he died for a moment, he changed his pov a bit, dragged you aside, and explained what happened

“im going to hell”

“huh?”

“y/n, i saw what’s in store for me and i cant die now, i cant handle what’s next, it’s fucking awful and i cant face it. i cant do it! i cant!”

having to calm him down once he gets overwhelmed by his thoughts

hushing him to sleep when hes upset

pretty much never leaving his side on this foreign planet bc you were afraid of what they may do to you or him

especially him, he kept himself latched onto you

but as all good things come to an end, so do that bad things

the reign of evil was over and the two of you were able to hunker down for a moment and take a much needed break, sometimes you wished you never left the ring

taglist: @alwaysananglophile // @cullens-stuff // @johnmurphyisbisexual //

[wherethehellhaveyoubeen-loca]

chuckesmee cullen hc smirk emoji

OK YALL SO I HAVE A RENEGADE CULLEN HEADCANON!!! THE IDEA QUITE LITERALLY JUST YEETED INTO MY HEAD IM JOTTING EVERYTHING DOWN I HAVENT THOUGHT OF IT MUCH

ight so smeyers ass is apparently gonna write a book abt this werewolf and hybrid or whatever BUT LIKE WHAT IF RECIPE NEVER FEELS THE SAME TOWARDs JACOB

(thank the fucking lord)

BUT LISTEN

resume is said to be intelligent (even if she isnt, that doesnt matter) point is, she realizes that the whole imprinting thing is traditionally romantic(?) between the imprinter & imprintee and so she questions why she never feels anything but familial love toward jacob. SOOOO after living with her family for a couple of decades she decides to rebel for a while in order to figure out what it is she truly wants (also mainly bc renaissance just feels very pressured regarding the whole imprinting thing, and she knows that if edward finds out abt her uneasiness he’d sure as hell ban jake from ever seeing her again which could possibly cause tension between the pack and her abnormal family, and that isnt smth she wants)

by rebelling and being free for the first ever time, ratatouille was being reckless and causing unintentional havoc bc why the fuck not ya know. the volturi were notified about all the mess and so they sent Jane & Squad™ to check on whatever the hells going on. CAN YALL SEE WHERE IM GOING W THIS, ‼️‼️‼️

the Dramatic Entrance Is My Life gang arrives and boom jane immediately recognizes ruler cullen as the half mortal bitch and was very intrigued by her.

cant think of anything to fill in here atm

moral of the story is

raggedy and jane fall in love and try to dethrone the volturi, eventually succeeding (most of the vampires from breaking dawn who stood w carlisle against aro as witnesses fought too

stefan and vladimir were so fucking ecstatic they could die of happiness)

then dun dadaduuunnnn the cullen clan r now ”royalty” (although carlisle doesnt prefer caling it that) of  the vampire word and yall bet ur asses rosalie would slay that shit so hard

oh and jacob was bitching around but he got over it,,, him and that girl who also likes cars crossed paths and got together so yay i guess i dont honestly know what to do w jacob i havent thought anything through

[slushrottweiler]

Reactions to Ep.1 of Andromeda Six

Because @gilliandaye asked me to live blog my reactions. I forgot, so I replayed six times and made stupid notes.

Pretty background art

Oh look, I have amnesia… great 

Enter first LI:I like your vest

MC is handling this situation A LOT better than I would

I can't get over the June has the same name as my grandma

"Your legs give out" sure MC, defs not a ploy to get the hot space cowboy to catch you

Ahhh his blush is adorable!

Oh so he can blush and smoulder. That's just not fair

Ahhh hello Not-Liara

She seems nice but I'm never one d or the tranquil LIs. Too put together. 

Why would asking me questions randomly prompt my memory? That's not how memory loss works.

Oh no, dark past incoming

Eh, not gonna flirt. If I wanna hang with a pretty blue skinned genius, Ill play Mass effect

You're a doctor! Walk me to my room?

No shit your lost MC

Yay the fun, energetic one

Omg Look at his robot arm!

Holy shit every VN I play and like has 1 character with a missing arm. Lucio, Finn and now Bash. We gotta branch out…

Dude, stop calling me Kid, I Am Older Than You!

I like your tattoos handsome

Hehe, he's fun

Flirt! Flirt HARD! 

Bet your arm has vibration settings

No don't leave me with the hot assassin

Hello tall, dark and cliche

Oh no… I like the cliche 

They've got snark and banter I'm doomed

Why does this ship need an assassin. What do you people do???

I CHALLENGE  YOU! 

Fuck, he called me Princess. Im a total goner

I want to choose the snarky flirt option, but the other one ends with me pinned to a wall and I'm trash for it

I now have 2 save files

Captain on deck

So he's the grumpy one

Let me worm my way into your heart until you find me begrudgingly endearing.

I kinda wanna boop him on the nose…

Im gonna ruin this man

Bitch please you're not my supervisor - oh wait

FENRIS!!! My bloody elf husband has moved up in the world

They suspect I'm from Goldis; royal family mysteriously dead and me with amnesia. I'm sorry when did I start watching Anastasia?

Lol, he just want to watch me walk away. 

He has a cute smirk sprite

Ayame I love you please marry me

Pfft they aren't dating 

Called it

Shes the earnest tease, whilst bash is the playfil tease.

Oh shit she's holding me chin 

Top me tiny space mermaid!!!

Oh no! Mama-Ryo is mad. RUN AWAY

Crap I have to pick only 1!

I now have five additional save files

June is so soft and wholesome. I hope he's got a more complicated thing coz right now he's almost too good. And this is coming from a Superman fan.

Bash get out of my bed!

Bash get in to my bed!!!

I bet he gives good hugs

Crap I really like Damon

It's a cliche for a reason ok! 

The fact that he's tired enough for his banter to slip up is too cute. Sleepy Damon come snooze with me

Boi I'm not sleeping with you just like that. Buy me dinner first.

He called me Your Highness in a snarky insult voice and I'm so done for. 

Oh so now you're sorry Captain

Crap I'm getting Cullen-vibes from him. 

Look at you. Trying to backtrack like a mother fucker

Fine, just because I wanna see your blush sprite

Aya is so cute.

So much bi girl drama, do I wanna be you, be your bff, or climb you like a tree???

(D) all of the above 

Yes Aya, you are defs Baby

Music box talk - oh I am SOOOOO lost royalty

Am I remembering this voice or an I legit telepathic? I can sense the force oooohhhhhh

Yeah this is super Anastasia-y right down to the fancy music box being returned by my LI. 

Favs so far: Damon, Calderon & Bash

[bumblesimagines]

Rewatching Eclipse

Thoughts and shit

"Marry me" "No bitch"

Bell clearly doesn't/isn't ready to get married

"It's called a compromise" stfu

"Knocked up" oof

Ew I'm skipping cuz this cutesy shit ain't for me

Stop being a bitch to Charlie

"Edward is in my life" i think your seventeen and you're an idiot. He's a guy.

Jake wasn't a dick when Bell was in her time of need

He really broke something from her truck to stop her from seeing a friend what a piece of shit

Love that Mike/Ned/Nate

Jasper got a new haircut

"That's what you said last time" ouch, he's right there Bell

With each passing movie, everyone gets prettier

How come they don't bother with contacts? Golden eyes aren't normal

"Super. That makes me super happy." poor Charlie

Why was she staring out into the water like that??

Her mom's cool

She looks fifteen with the sunglasses

TELL HER MAMA

Cool gift. She's not gonna need it lmao

STAY HUMAN YOU'LL FINE BETTER DICK SOMEWHERE ELSE

Y'all look like a cult standing like that

Why'd they change the actress for Victoria? It's so obvious lmao

Wolves

Half of the movies is just running

Rosalie looking out for her man

Emmett and Paul should've been friends

Wtf is that intro song for Jake?? Lmao

Bella and Jake always have angsty moments in bad weather

Stfu Ed

She deserves to know

MiSuNdErStAnDiNg

Jake lmao

He's always lying to you Bells

Jake looked really confused when Bell said she called him

I like the boots Jake

Soundtrack *chefs kiss*

All of them rushing out is so cute awe

Monologue

I love them

L E A H

I love HER

Emily owo

The boys really are like children

Jake don't be a dick Leah's cool

Sam and Leah should've talked

Imprinting is brought up. Finally.

Her her her her what about the gays, Jake?

Wait... I thought Jake did imprint but it was somehow... Not really

A MONTH???

He has a point. She hasn't even lived.

Jake is a dick but he has some fair points.

PRETTY BOY finn? Or was his name Riley?

Leave pops alone pretty boy

His eyes?? IM SO LOST

Rosalie is so 💕💕💕

She has Jake

Aye ya girl was right

You need them Ed

Same here Bella. Both of them are annoying

Monologue

Emmett and Alice look so dumb standing there lmao

Flexing on these hoes

Oof he kisses her just to piss him off

"Hey beautiful" stOP

BONFIRE

Council meeting? Oh oof

History to make her not trust vamps lmao

SETHSETHSETHSETH

OwO i love Seth. His voiceeeeee

Your as cold as ice

Nice shift there buddy.

Screaming match

She couldn't have cut her palm or some shit? But whatever! Love the story

Way to guilt trip Jake lmao

Finn/Riley looks so disgusted but he's so attractive 💕

Emmett has so much chaotic energy i love it

So his name IS Riley aight super cute

Charlie is such a good dad

you're already selfish for constantly lying to her Ed

OOH IS THIS THE SCENE WHERE SHE PUNCHES JAKE AND BREAKS HER HAND??

Mkay truth. Options.

In love or did you imprint?

She just rejected you wHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

Lmao ain't for long

She wants to change. Ask Ed lmao

Bell is so uncomfortable poor girl

LMAO THE SOUND WHEN HER FIST CONNECTED TO HIS CHEEK JUST *thump*

The way Jake explained it is so funny

Oop Rosalie 💕

Bonding time

I AM TEAM ROSALIE fuck Ed and Jake

FUCK ROYCE

Rosalie deserved better

ROSALIE IS MY QUEEN

Jesus so silent and then just screaming lmao

Riley uwu

Alec and Jane 💕

Damn his back must hurt like a bitch

Jane's voice is so soft

Jessica's speech is *chefs kiss*

Nice party outfit Bell

I wonder if anyone stole anything lmao

Right hook lmao

Highly doubt he made anything

Did they kick everyone out??

RILEY

Oh no nvm

Yeah no shit they're after her

They were made for fighting Bell

Ooh the training scene

You've never met a newborn Bell lmao

Jake you ass

The whole ride there and he didn't notice the bracelet??

WOLVES

They look so soft

Sam noted Carlisle's words lmao

Mr. Jasper Hale

Musiccc

How come the wolves didn't train? Like with each other?

They look so soft

She's bait good to know

Jaspers backstory is so... Oof

He suddenly got an accent

Ma'am

My apologizes ma'am

As a spanish speaker, hearing that over and over again was uncomfortable

Rileyyyy

Why is he so pretty????

Ooof Victoria

as bAIT

Bella looks kind of like Elena lmao

Jake tried to be funny but got pissed off

Stinks

Jasper tried to be nice with the scent comment

"Since I let Sam"

Thanks for mentioning it Bell

But uh, Sam would beat Jacob's ass

It's called a poly relationship, Jake

She broke her hand, If I were her I'd be nervous too

Alice and Charlie.. It's uncomfy

"Like.. Alone?" you're not getting any dick Bell

Charlie said Alice x Bella rights

"wat"

Charlies attempt at the 'talk'

Old school sounds... Terrible

"I'm a virgin!" "aosjaiauha glad we covered that" "Me too!"

Just say you got jelly and go Ed

Pretty bed

She thinks she's gonna get some

"Anything you want is yours" "yoUR DICK"

Ed is a good Christian boy

Bell is super thirsty holy shit

Ed is saving it til marriage good for him

Courted you ugh

That is one ugly- Oh it's your mother's? Wow it's so cute

R I L E Y

So she's lying to him

The talon clan was what I heard lmao

She's pretty too

Put a bandaid on it sweets

What she's trying to say is "it's an ugly ass ring"

They can feel the weather??? Huh??

"Same old same old" you don't even knOW

Aaljaiaha i can imagine them fucking power walking underwater

"What can I do?" stay the hell away

I wanna know what Jake was thinking lmao

"She's in love with me too. She just won't admit it to herself" no Jacob, you're supposed to be her bestie

They're bondingggg

Jake ruined it

Ed seems really sweet and genuine in this scene

THEY 👏 SHOULD'VE 👏 BEEN 👏 A 👏 POLY 👏 COUPLE

The shared smilesss

THEY 👏 SHOULD'VE 👏 BEEN 👏 A 👏 POLY 👏 COUPLE

A flannel in the snow. Lit.

SETH

Oop-

He did deserve to know. He's not fighting lmao

"Maybe I'll get myself killed and make it simple" Go ahead and jump off that cliff/mountain your on Jake

"That's not good enough" bitch-

Jacob your a little bitch for actually kissing her

She's engaged oml lmao

PushhimoffBell

He was gonna go anyways-

More like heard

He's her best friend dude

Does nobody understand platonic love???

We love a good power couple

EMMETT AND PAUL SHOULD'VE BEEN BROS

Seth is babey

Poor Riley he's babey

SETH

Victoria is a good villian. She had a good reason to attack the Cullens.

Riley should've been adopted and become best buds with Seth

You could've just pricked your finger Bell lmao

Her eyes were open in one shot and closed in the next

Only you can prevent forest fires

Lowkey ship Jake and Leah

We can see your faces, no need to take off the hoods lmao

Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, and Sam should've started a 'Done with my children' club

Lmao Jake says Ed isn't as bad as he thought and then said he wasn't as perfect as she thought what??

Give. It. Up. Jake.

The romance field is back. Sigh.

THEY 👏 SHOULD'VE 👏 BEEN 👏 A 👏 POLY 👏 COUPLE

"Like literally stumbling through my life" lmao meee

At least she didn't say I'm not like other girls

Ugly ass ring won. Yay.

[farakays]

2015 / 2020 abt me

TIME AND DATE: 21/5/15 and uh 5.28pm / 22/11/2020 and 2.49am

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: i usually 6-7 hours on weekdays because school and 6 am gross but on the weekends it depends what fanfics im reading/ whether i have time to do shit the next day. / i try for 6 but usually 4

LAST THING I GOOGLED: “peter ellis” bc there was a tribute to him on spn and i have no fucking clue who he is / “fukurodani #5” bc i was considering using that for my bio so i wanted to see what people would see if they googled it

NICKNAME: TREES which is short for teresa (funfact: my mom nearly called me marie terese after the saint and i thought it would be cool to be called marie because my nickname would be mars, i still think mars is a cool nickname) / trees

BIRTHDAY: 6/10/01 yo

GENDER: fluid / 99.5% cisgirl! gender is fucking fluid everyoneee!! it can change over time n thats ok!!! i am glad i got to explore my gender at 14 :-)

HEIGHT: im like 159 cm / 164.5cm

FAVORITE COLORS: black, 2012 kalel cullen’s hair, 2005 brendon urie’s lilac jacket type of color

ONE PLACE THAT KEEPS ME HAPPY: probably when im eating pepper lunch HAHAHAHA im kidding…not really but i think i just like being indoors when theres a huge storm under my covers / under my covers during a huge storm or in my room in general

HOW MANY BLANKETS DO I SLEEP UNDER: ONE / one!

WHAT AM I WEARING RN: lmao my fall out boy shirt and my primary school shorts WHICH YES, THEY FIT ME BUT I LITERALLY WEAR MY PRI SCHOOL SHORTS EVERYDAY / im wearing my canoeing shirt and underwear lol im in bed

LAST BOOK I READ: havent finished but the green mile / oh geeeez... i think i tried reading again in quarantine so it mightve been The Child? if we counting manga then bnha

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: oh god i sound 5 but i really like iced milo??? / water ...

FAVORITE FOOD: the most amazing concept of fucking pepper lunch / i do agree pepper lunch banger but i love tokotsu ramen so much

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED IN THEATERS: shit its been so long but the hobbit I REALLY NEED TO SEE A MOVIE SOON OMFG / man... quarantine AGAIN im actually not sure i think it was birds of a prey... w my ex LOL

DREAM VACATION: tokyo, london, america, camp half blood, hogwarts, all the factions. i kind of hella want to just get away at night and runaway for like 8 days which is impossible but me and natalie-caylen are gonna stay in the streets all night sometime during the june holidays / it’s funny i live in london now!!! but tokyo always.

DREAM WEDDING: two words: private. ceremony. but then again my parents would want in a church and blah blah catholic stuff. i just want a kickass priv ceramony followed by a movie marathon tbh / my commitment issues could never but yeah im not really picky would defo prefer something small and simple though

DREAM: to get to see one of my idols. / to be able to pay my parents back and take care of them properly (also to get first class honours)

DREAM JOB: youtuber but to be realistic, a fucking director or photographer or a lawyer or a writer. / right ok unrealistically i wouldve loved to work in music or film but realistically im currently working towards being a psychologist or a teacher for nd kids so yay

sorry for the long post !!!

[glowyelfboyfriend]

Yay Sabrae! So- did his clan survive that one war table mission? How does he feel about the elven pantheon, or andraste? Does he believe he really is the herald? What is his greatest fear? One thing I hated about DAI is how like. No One cares about the dalish. My own lavellan is very proud of his heritage and has no one to share that enthusiasm with :[ How "elfy" is Sabrae?

YESSS SABRAE QUESTIONS!!

Sabrae is incredibly elfy. So elfy. I pretty much only play as Dalish elves in the DA games when possible so I have run the gambit from angry and calling every human a shem (Shira) to generally aloof and kinda neutral (Irime) and then there is Sabrae.

Sabrae’s whole deal is that he was second in his clan, he had been raised since he was a child to eventually take the role of Keeper. He took this VERY seriously, studied a lot, learned as much as he could, meditated on what kind of leader he would want to be to be able to make a positive impact not only for his clan but for all the Dalish as he spent his childhood with constant threats of violence and enslavement breathing down his clans neck. 

Howeverrrr during the course of Inquisition he tends to hold back as much as he can because he doesnt want to make anyone uncomfortable or be too pushy or not fit in because he wants to be a perfect shining example of how Dalish elves can TOTALLY be chill and cool with others (considering the rumors about the Dalish and the reputation of them not being cooperative or being ‘weird’ etc) so its this weird toss up. He’s very diplomatic and acts like an ambassador BUT while he might ‘tone it down’ he will never take anyone shitting on the Dalish sitting down and will snap a bitch in half for racism towards them. 

Fun story when I was conceptualising him I was like “I know he wont LIKE Solas but I think he would try really hard..” and then that first convo where Solas is like ‘pfft the dalish are like children they dont know wtf they are doing lol’ Sabrae literally just turned around and walked away from the conversation.

Sabrae follows the elvhen pantheon super hard, with super reverence and faith and devotion. His eye twitches whenever someone -else- explains elvhen culture/history/religion to him. He does not believe in the Maker though hes sure Andraste was ‘a pretty ok person’ but he doesnt rag on it or on the Chantry (unfairly, he still has his concrit) because he respects that its important for others (good guy Sabrae). 

Sabrae does NOT believe he was choosen by Andraste but gets uncomfortable sometimes when he says that since he doesnt wanna offend anyone or dig himself into a hole. He is pretty sure the sequence of events was put in place by his own Gods but keeps that mostly to himself. Its tricky. In a political situation he will be like “nah Im not the herald of andraste” but if some old human woman smiles at him and call him that in a revered way he’s gonna be like “……y-yeah” cause hes not gonna take that away from anyone.

Sabrae’s clan survives but its the most bittersweet thing EVER cause Sabrae is like “I fucked it up” when they are forced to live in the city and basically give up their way of life for safety because like….. fuck. Sabrae was supposed to be there to help guide his clan and protect them and keep things safe and right and now his clan is making the best out of shit and hes halfway across Thedas banging a human commander, sleeping in a tower and scrapping up what dalish traditions he can keep while getting dragged to fancy human dinners.

Sabrae’s biggest fear is personal failure. He is an overachiever to the max, he has the highest expectations of himself from a lifetime of preparing to be the best Keeper possible and now is suddenly responsible for so much more. He knows his failure would lead to deaths, destruction, hatred on his people, and yanno maybe the world will explode. He can’t relax, he can’t take a day off, he can’t let his guard down, he has to smile for all the Orlesians who ‘affectionately’ use slurs to describe him and his people cause if he doesnt who the fuck knows what that would mean for everyone, and he barely sleeps at night cause of the constant anxiety-driven visions of that shit he saw when he was tossed through that time portal and saw the venatori future.

I havent gotten to play Trespasser with him yet and Im terrified honestly cause its going to kill him. Cullen is gonna have to peel him off the floor, wrap him in a blanket, tell everyone the inquisition is over as Sabrae snaps back to reality kicking and screaming and clawing at the war table before Cullen whisks him away to the fucking mountains or something.