#im going to kill you ms hobb

[stellar-jay]

bee-loved. hahaha. hhaahhahahah. hahahahahhahahahha

[majoringinsarcasm]

It took me two hours last night to watch the first episode and I feel asleep at the halfway point in episode two last night. Happy Sunday!

S1E2: Amuse-Bouche (the small bites preceding the main course)

Can’t believe they had Mads say Last Time on Hannibal shut uuuuup

Is YouTube not gonna let me see the opening? Do I have to look up the show Intro by itself? Hang on

Ok it was shorter than I expected but aesthetically I liked it. Moving on!

Oh that scared me actually was not expecting the paper to turn into Hobbs. Was startled

THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD THE SOUND DESIGN BUT STOP IT IM STRESSED

Bruh your attic is sinister can’t you collect coins like a normal white dad Jesus

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Ok first of all

Hi Freddie

Second of all people Love to be topless in this show and I’m. Not mad about it

THE INTRO STARTS AT FIVE MINUTES ARE YOU KIDDING IS EACH EPISODE A COLD OPEN????? I looked it up for nothing dammit

Lol do you think the class all talked about how they would clap for Professor Graham? What does the group chat for his students look like

Will: does anyone see the clue? There isn’t one. He left a phone number but no address

Me: ….. so the clue is a lack of address what. That’s. That’s literally the clue sir what

“Hannibal Lecter is a better fit. Your relationship isn’t personal”

I love Hannibal’s office so much I would pay just to hang out. Also they have a daughter now or whatever

I BET ITS MARIJUANA oh random forest children how delightful

MUSHROOM MAN WAS THE SECOND FUCKING EPISDOE?????????? HOW

BKMB

They are best friends your honor

“I got stabbed when I was a cop” the line deliveries. I love them

Also give it up for Will’s right shoulder! What a trooper!!

Honey baby sweetie please your hair

Freddie spotted!!!

I love how everyone on this show is some degree of Hot and Manipulate

I feel so bad for Will he is terrible with first impressions but only because the first time people see him he is Alone at a Crime Scene standing around looking Weird. The odds aren’t in his favor

It’s so jarring to think about the filming and how Hugh had to be the killer for like most of all the reconstructions Will does. When he’s explaining what the evidence is, his voice is just Gah can he read podfics? Bc I’d listen

EVERY TIME HOBBS GIVES ME A FRIGHT UGH

THE HAND GRABBING ALSO STARTLED ME STOP

Making him laugh in your office while standing near him. The power Hannibal must feel

Also he called Will a fungus

Ms Lounds it’s rude to record someone else’s therapy session

Ok so she’s pretending to be someone in order to talk to Hannibal but her outfit is cute

I kinda love her

Like. Hate her but I kinda love her

Oooooo he caught you

Stoooooop the tension is choking me legit go away fndkdbfjfjkddkndnfjdjdjdjffjfkjfnfnfkfjdk

Come sit by me Pat Pat Pat

Oh Bella honey

Jack: Will knows himself better than anyone

Hannibal: I think you disagree

It makes me so upset to see Jack so happy knowing Hannibal fucks up his life. That’s his new friend who makes him laugh! Fuck you!

I know all killers are Bad but an evil doctor makes me angry in a real world sort of way. Not that people aren’t killed in the real world it’s just doctors have so much access to delicate medical information and medical stuff makes me ick so. If Will kills this guy I won’t be mad

I wanna kill this guy actually move aside!

AHHHH HE guys listen I have taste in men but only actors who play characters I’m obsessed with and I don’t watch a lot of stuff HES BREAKING THE WINDOW

He’s hot to watch is what I’m getting at

Hannibal with a tablet is also very funny but I couldn’t say why

Lmao the camera shots to Zeller I love telegraphing

“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t.” She’s a worm but also the only one who saw the writing on the wall like four years before everyone else

He’s sleeping 🥺 he looks so handsome why can’t the show be about a handsome man who becomes a model bc some fussy European saw him on the street and wanted to work with him. Hannibal is still a cannibal though bc he detests diet culture and people harming their bodies for fashion

ALANA IS READING TO ABIGAIL

Cozy puppy on the couch I’m sobbing

Someone read to this lonely man I’m begging you

Oh it’s blood in water? No it’s brain matter it certainly won’t be…. Oh it is actually just coffee ok

“I know people in private security” is just my uncle works at Nintendo

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE DUCK WHAT THE FUCK WH

(Also just gonna say I enjoy the show I really do…. not a lot of diversity in this one huh. moving on)

Attractive men do have better standings in society than ugly men but in horror movies the hot guy is always the evil one. I’m happy to note we’ve got two good hot men on our side (Will and Jack) bc uhhh Doctor man who’s name they just said but I forget is one ugly bitch

Eldon Stammets

This man is really running about in a hospital holding a gun. are you even allowed guns in hospitals

People desperate for connections oh I am getting the uncomfortable wiggles now Stop

Ok but in hindsight would becoming fertilized be a better death than the one she gets? Food for thought

The PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

He Felt Powerful

Final Thoughts: This was an all about Freddie Lounds episode and I can’t say I’m mad about it. Her interest in Will is to the roof, we know she’s a sneaky smart liar who will do anything for the story, and considering how the rest of the series goes having a man killed in front of her doesn’t seem to phase her in the long run. Will was very handsome in this episode as was Jack and I wish I knew the timeline of all this because it’s two episodes but clearly more time has passed for the characters than just like two or three days. I think. I’m ready for the next disaster!!