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peachanonie · 8 months

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HE IS WAY TOO CUTE IM GONNA BE SICK 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

#jeno 😔#im gods weakest soldier #peach’s thoughts

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fratboykate · 1 year

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I swear I'm not lying Papi but when I saw the Muna ask I started reading and before I ever got to your tags for some reason my brain thought: 'I bet Papi thinks the guitarist is hot'. I should maybe play the lotto tomorrow or go to a casino. Because I was right on the money.

listen...are you psychic or do i just have a VERY SPECIFIC and predictable type that you all know about??? ask yourself that before you go betting your rent money lol. dark hair? pale as shit? big eyes? a really shaggy bi bob as a bonus to really seal the deal????? if you thought i watched this video:

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and didnt walk away ready to buy a ring and propose you give me far too much credit and think im stronger than i am because PHEWWW

i already had it BAAAAAAAD and then they realeased their latest video in april. ma'am?! im signed sealed and delivered.

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she just needs to drop a pin so we can talk. respectfully. like adults lol

#i just wanna talk jo #im gods weakest soldier #if i was supposed to save humanity and the devil sent a demon disguised as a hot brunette to trick me youd all be dead in ten minutes lol #id spill the beans #whatever it was id tell her lol #rants #anonymous #answers #music #muna

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luisabeccaria · 1 year

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every time i step foot in a grocery store i immediately panic and get overwhelmed

#omg 😭😭😭#im gods weakest soldier #mine.txt

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sunkissedlouis · 11 months

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when you look at me like that, my darlin', what did you expect?

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chinelacanta · 7 months

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portgas pokemón :3

#I LOVE THE PORTGAS FAMILY RAAAAAAAAA #ROUGE ONE CHANCE IS ALL I ASK FOR #ILL TAKE YOUR HUSBAND TOO IDC!!! JUST ONE CHANCE #portgas d rouge #portgas d ace #ive had so many drawing ideas these days but ive been stuck w exams 😭#gods weakest soldier facing the toughest of battles (economy exam)#anyways the pokemon assignments are based off of vibes purely <:3 #plz dont come for me for this im a pokemon b&w enjoyer thats hard enoughhh ouhhghug #btw roger’s assigned pokemon is kricketune #because #mustache #hihi #one piece #my art!!

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sharowolet · 1 year

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mood for the week

[ID: digital drawing of a rowlet popsicle but it’s one of those scuffed ice creams you get from the neighborhood ice cream truck. Its eyes are off-center and horribly askew. Its mouth is above its eyes. Everything about it is melting. ]

#pokemon #rowlet #rowo #life is hard #sleep is for the weak #the human body is inefficient #god gives its toughest battles to its weakest soldiers #what else is there #im sooo tired

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malleleothreesome · 2 months

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Okay okay FINE due to popular demand (2 people) i'm proud to announce I'll be cosplaying tits out no thoughts in brain Dorm Malleus at Anime Expo 2024 see u there godspeed 🫡

#I still have major depression but if I don’t order this costume right now it’s not gonna get here in time #ppl are gonna see me from behind and be like #wOW ITS MALLEUS DRACON–#and then I’m gonna turn around and stare like this with my cleavage out in front of God and Crowley #fuck #it turns out i have to measure my calves for his fucking heels i hate him why does this sound like an impossible soul crushing task for me #why do i have to wear heels to a convention please no god no #i did that once when I was 18 and im sad to announce i am no longer immortal nor am i god's strongest soldier #im gonna chicken out last minute and wear my balenciaga sneakers #do you think the lord of malevolence would rock that drip?#i disappear for so long and i come back like this...................... goodbye to my weakest followers 😔 im sorry i couldn't be normal

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nyaskitten · 5 months

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God please I don't have the strength... Dragons Rising season 2 part one dropping FIVE DAYS before Ramadan ends this year OH I will shrivel up and DIE!!!! I THINK!!!! IN THE LAST 10 DAYS OF RAMADAN TOO MANNNN WTF...

#theres so much pain i feel ...#god gives his hardest battles to his weakest soldiers #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's rambles #raine's shitposting #if u dont know the last 10 days r the holiest of the month.#and its like said that one of those days is one where all your prayers are even more important and every good thing u do #is greatly amplified #and im sat here like.

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cowboybirdie · 9 months

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normal admitting that hermie and scary have “good chemistry” is doing something weird to my brain. bc on one hand im like, this is awesome development for normal especially with letting hermie not just be an entity to have an infatuation with. but like. see him as a person and give him space to really solidify himself in the group by forming bonds with other teens, etc etc. but im also like: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up why would you say that hermies an idiot why would you say that

#and scary being into him for minute? god gives his hardest battles to ME his WEAKEST soldier #im not too worried tho?? bc hermie is still incel projecting onto scary #but we’ll see #this was a fabulous episode and i love that we had hermie time #i still have a feeling that anthony isnt going to give us oakworthy but im still praying #oakworthy #dndads #dungeons and daddies

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lilliemadoka · 21 days

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finally made a list in comic studio of cookie run characters im deeply in love with. in lesbians with. cookie run characters i'd let hit me with a car. how does it feel following someone with such immaculate taste (i am feverish right now.)

nightmare blunt rotation

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past-venus · 9 months

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"I'll never play genshin again"

Neuvillette:

"It seems I am making a continuous lapse of judgment. It will happen again."

#man im weak as shit #Neuvillette #i deadass just heard his voicelines and i folded #my ass became origami hearing his ascension lines #i just #explodes fontaine with mind #head in hands #God's weakest soldier

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hayaku14 · 2 years

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kaishin au where kaito unwillingly received immortality from pandora. kaito is torn and broken upon the burden of eternal life. shinichi promises to stay with him forever. to do so, he drinks aptx 4869 every 10 years.

years go by and soon everyone in their life passes. kaito and shinichi learned how to create the poison from haibara before she left the world as well. but though it works in consistently turning back time for shinichi, it is still a deadly poison. accumulated, it slowly weakens him.

as shinichi's body slowly deteriorates, the poison chipping away at his life, kaito spirals. once again, torn and broken, kaito is desperate. feeling this to be their last years together, he decides to find a way to stay with shinichi forever.

a way to reverse his immortality.

a way to die together.

#kaishin #dcmk #detective conan #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #dc prattles #dont look at me idk why but this angst came out of fucking nowhere too #this came into my brain and i had to vomit it all here or else it'll plague my mind and die there #i actually wrote that they have half a century left but ig it's better to leave it vague #i think at one point they would have to fake their deaths #but shinichi's body couldnt possibly handle changing back and forth if he's past his 50s right?#what im trying to say is that make this au extra angsty by making them fake their deaths in their late 20s or early 30s #this is haibara's advice as someone who knows shinichi's biology the most and how the poison works #they could probably tell their close friends and family though (making it less angsty cause i remembered i am GODS WEAKEST SOLDIER)#lowkey shinichi at the point where kaito decides to look for a way to immortality is already either bed ridden #on a wheelchair #or at least cant run anymore and is easily tired #(THIS AU IS JUST AN ELABORATE SICK FIC AND MY ADDICTION TO TIRED SHINICHI SHOWING)#changed aptx 4689 to 4869! im sorry i wrote this at 2 am lmao

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0rdinaryth1ngs · 6 months

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me for the last six months: noah kahan fic will be here so soon!

also me: i cannot figure out for the life of me how to write the middle chapter.

anyway. scream at me to finish this please. i love it so much yet i cannot seem to write more words in this google doc

#f1 fanfic #f1 rpf #281 #< when i finally finish the one loscar fic im working on #i hate and love loscar #loscar #help me please im gonna cry if i don’t finish this fic soon #i want to show you #but i cannot write the middle chapter #why do i have EVERYTHING ELSE except for two scenes right in the middle of the fic.#i am gods weakest soldier

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sumarmz · 1 month

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This may sound controversial but atp I wish I was physically incapable of feeling love than whatever I'm feeling right now you have no idea how much it hurts to know everything I could ever want all conflict with each other and I will never really be happy

#sumarmz is emo #also the fact that my crushes wants and goals in life completely contrast mine #god i wish i wasnt lesbian #why was i born like this i am certaintly not one of gods strongest soldiers bro #im like the weakest one yet

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yeommijeong · 2 years

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Mr. Cheon, someone is out there!

Baek Ma Ri & Cheon Ji Hun Episode 4, One Dollar Lawyer (2022)

#one dollar lawyer #by:myspringmp3 #kdramagifs #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #kdramasource #asiandramasource #userpinenut #mostlyfate #userdusiks #god i'm your weakest soldier #if you give me romance i will run with it i will absolutely eat it up #I MEAN. CHEMISTRY #if not then i guess im gonna clown myself anyway no one can stop me #edit: one dollar lawyer #editcheenee

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traumxrei-archive · 2 years

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.............i just saw the tweel broomquet cards.........no.......no comment ? or maybe, so many comments ??? too many comments ???? brain is going brr ????? brain is going brr.

#/trau rambles #im fucking sobbing #pleaseeee #im not strong enough for this #god's weakest soldier #T^T #i havent even wrapped my head around hween pt 2 being there and NOW.#twst stop releasing things so i can focus on studying challenge: failed MISERABLY :')))))

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