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I look kinda cute
#i feel like i look like i wiuld have a crush on me#im giving. dead wife#mia winters and re3 remake jill valentine#my hair is kinda long rn and idk how i feel about it#maybe now that im really driving i can go get a short haircut#But agh. wasting money..#i dont wanna stir the pot either so ill maybe just dye my hair
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Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...
#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles.......#this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd#i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen#and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean#zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters....#robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now....#I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!!#the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost'#also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji#this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight#i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again#seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!!#kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN#robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary#ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1.#nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad.#shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you#NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down...#the old man is dying and zoro knows....#shryer is alive who woulda thot.....#'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg#sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me....#THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP???#it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile#everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat#that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all....#nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!!#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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i miss my wife tails
#the wife is a fictional middle aged man#another one of those days where i just miss him a lot for zero reason at all and theres nothing i can do to make it better#i was hormonal earlier but then i started feeling bad about it and now im just needy. arms outstretched to nothing. hold me please. frank.#and yeah im thinking about him and kids again. saw something on twitter that like shot me dead#so now ive just been sitting here. thinking about him holding a baby in his arms. its not his but it has nobody else to hold it#and i know that while he will never let himself keep it for a moment in time hed love it like his own#god sorry im going thru something. give this man a child. force him to be the father he was always meant to be
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doing my sillygoofy research and accidentally coming across a mention of wolfgang mozart's capital M Misogyny that i have never heard of before like what do you MEAN my 18th century specialest white boy wasn't exactly a raging feminist 😭😭
#i see no source for this information tho so......... whom do i trust.#some fuckass who doesnt link his sources or my shit eating little meow meow#wolfgang mozart. if you can see this. im letting feminism lose for you. please let me fuck you when i die.#look im not saying its completely impossible for him to have been like#'yeah ok so apparently he abuses his wife to the point where it's become a public scandal...#but he's a great violinist so maybe chill out about it a little???? geez louise'#BUT. seeing as the wife in question was storace aka his first susanna aka his friend that some speculate might have even been his lover#for whom he wrote one of the most if not THE most beautiful concert aria... idk. maybe he wrote it partly as a#'sorry i supported your shitty ex husband against you' apology. but would SHE still be willing to be besties with him if he did that??#idk. till i see a source i am definitely Looking Away.#especially since i DO have sources saying he was pretty liberal for then-standards when it came to womens rights#including literally planning to get a first ever women-only masonic lodge going.#but fuck me i guess. he's dead. they're all dead. who gives a shit.
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Finding the Smethwick Corporation Act 1927 being actual legislation which extends the controls and powers of the constituency of Smethwick over that of (parts of) Birmingham
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#if you'd tell 16 yo me we would be gleefully delving british legislative records for these horrific sort of alt-universe purposes...#actually i probably would've been delighted even then tbh#the secret thing that mosley hated tommy from day 1 because tommy had no idea who he was and bumped him in the toilets one day#two years later reaching this point where mosley has stalked upwardrising tommy to the point of knowing *everything* about him and tommy's-#--still only vaguely aware of who this tosser is because of the fascist undertones#then they have that drinks get together and tommy is still like 'not interested in ireland *what even the fuck* i have a LOT going on f-off#and mosely is like#.....#that's it i'm crawling inside you your wife your house your brother your sister your everything by any viable means and never coming out#im even gonna make your dog love me more than you#im gonna give your son scholarships and an education the likes of which you will never be capable of paying for#i'll even give a passionate speech at your funeral after fucking your corpse in front of your wife and then fucking your wife too#tommy sitting there blankly like...did you just make a pun about the name of my recently dead horse?
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guys i was reading the most heavenly beautiful manga ever and the scanalation group dropped it and no ones gonna pick it up because you'll have to tough through really weird incest subplots to get to the good stuff. the meat if you will. and i dont think anyone would do that except for me. i must learn japanese for the masses (279 people who rated the manga. more who probably reead it without rating it) THE MASSES NEED MEEEE
#IT WAS GETTING SO GOOD U DONT UNDERSTAND ME....#THE DAD WAS LIKE MOVING ON FROM HIS DEAD WIFE AND HIS CHILDREN SUPPORTED HIM... AND THEN HE ENDED IT CAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW WHATG HE FELT....#AND THEN HE SAW HIS EX BOYFRIEND (HES GAAAAY) WITH A WOMAN?? AND GOT JEALOUS??? CRAZY. SO CRAZY. SOOOO CRAZY#READ FUDANSHI KAZOKU NEOWWWWW#PLEAASE THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO GOOD FOR THE DAD... SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT... ROMANTICAL DEVELOPMENT TOO.....#EVEN THE WEIRD INCEST SUBPLOT IS KIND GOING AWAY THEYRE GIVING THE YOUNGER BROTHER A NEW LOVE INTEREST WHO ISNT RELATED TO HIM#IM GOING INSANE IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE#IM TWITCHING AND FROTHING LIKE A WILD BEAST I ALMOST SPELLED THAT AS BREAST LORD KNOWS I HAVE MY PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
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the fact that freya and lysandra have extremely similar facial features... studio santa monica you are so sick for that
#found this one model of lysandra in particular and the resemblance is literally uncanny#same chin same cheek bones similar nose#they both have dark hair#like oh sure kratos you dont want to kill freya bc shes your friend?#oh sure its definitely that and not the fact that she looks like your late wife#its giving i know who you pretend i am#god of war#the longer i think about this game the more ill i feel bro#this dude bro franchise has me in a death grip i fear#like im talking specifically about her god of war ascension model she looks like a dead ringer for freya im not kidding
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OKAY. to the people observing, hello, i am awake now, good morning. ramble in the tags because honestly i still feel kinda wounded by yesterday but also now im embarrassed by the gravity of my reaction
#im so disgusted by this show what the fuck were they thinking with this. what the fuck. First of all why???? did they give him a love story?#SECOND OF ALL. WHY WAS THE LOVE STORY WITH HIS BROTHERS WIFE. WHO HAS 3 CHILDREN. WITH AFOREMENTIONED BROTHER. LIKE. HUH...#third why did they do this when the actor Literally just turned an adult while the other actor is in her 30s or something 💀 who the fuck#thought that was a good idea. what the fucker. FOURTH why did they kill my husband :( that's so stupid why did he die. why did his entire#family die. that fucking sucked why did they do that#anyway ive decided that rather than get sucked into the black hole im just going to be happy the show is over and i can do what i want#five and i did much talking last night (because he's not dead and he did not cheat on me obviously. and it is neither of our faults if the#writers decided to assassinate his character arc for their stupid romantic subplot) so yeah. um. we are very much alive and well thank you#im not going to let this get me down actually. ive been married to this motherfucker for years#he's still my favorite guy in the whole universe and that will not change because of shitty writing. not rewatching the show anymore though#like ever hgsdgjfsdgjj#tldr me and my real husband mr five hargreeves (who finds it INCREDIBLY offensive that he was given a romantic love interest along with#literally being dead) are totally fine. we are fine /gen but now we are going to have to save the world a little better than the show did#because no way is he allowing his family to die. and no way am i letting him die after everything he's been through. so yeah that's all#five had his work cut out for him last night though i was so mad at him 😭 😭 the equivalent of cheating on me in my dream
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desmond sycamore loves playing project sekai trust me he told me himself
#good for him because i don't!!!!!!!#<- thats a lie im just sad im not very good at it#desmond sycamores wife isnt dead she just left him because he spent too much money on the pjsk gacha#i dont know why i said that sorrgy . im tired . this is like when i saif layton + luke would play acnh but this is Worse#at least i can see them actually doing that ...... this is just me giving my interest to a grown man . hes like me for real#wil talks
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Once again thinking about the Bat who slowly goes from only killing as an absolute last resort to riding alongside notorious killer Victor Fries as a hired gunman, only to be assigned to take out a man and his family and realising just how far he's fallen in his search for Napier
#Old West!AU#thinking about bruce being assigned to take out this man and thinking oh its just some asshole landowner and his wife nbd#only to realise those kids are the same ages as his were when they were murdered#and to only be able to watch as fries murders them himself#and realising he cant do this anymore#something something giving up the Bat entirely for real this time#finally#only to be robbed and shot and left for dead#(which is how Marshal Allen finds him)#anyway im having an interesting day today lmao#and this fic has somehow become my comfort fic#love this for me
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woke up this morning to find out i'm happily married ????
#a thrilling saga in two parts#romance isn't dead#im taking marriage applications if u wanna wife me up drop a comment and I'll give u a ring#LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY BYEEEE IVE BEEN SCREAMING ABT IT FOR THE PAST HOUR#ALL OF THIS IS POSITIVE BTW UR SO SILLY I ACCEPT UR PROPOSAL#silly thots silly announcements
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me clocking in at work just to wait for phone calls from old people and write obnoxious book reviews on goodreads
#guys if any of you wanna be friends on goodreads im koiketto there too i'll give you the link#we can be goodreads friends pls i love seeing people's goodreads#also some of the old people are really fun to talk to#a guy told me about his dead wife for a half hour once#it was so sweet tbh 😭#m rambles
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reading texts focused on crassus really is like, wow! these authors sure are fighting it out! and it doesn't stop
#i like the one guy who waxes tragic poetic about the fragmented nature of plutarch's biography and goes in for the kill#by calling crassus a failed imperialist. never sexier to me then in that moment#these two different authors have EXTREMELY strong opinions on the birth order of crassus' sons#one is going in HARD on publius being the eldest and their argument is giving off some kind of transgressive. something#Ghost Possession. which makes sulla's comment about his dead family go in harder. along with Everything Else#it took me a minute to think of ghost and possession. my first thought was like. incest??? is your brother-father fucking your wife#through you? what's UP with this. but then i remembered ghosts. and the oppressive nature of a roman family tree#that said. im now thinking about a show involving terrible brother-father possessions. and you know what. YOU KNOW WHAT--
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bruh i havent been into hiveswap for like. maybe a full year now idk. a) i wanna get back into it a bit lol and b) bruh why is nihkee literally the most underrated troll like ever IM SO ANGRY ABOUT IT cmonnnnn shes the coolest why why WHY is there like no art of her. just scrolled thru the hiveswap tag for like 15 minutes and saw NO ART OF HER AT ALL yall need better taste idk what to tell you
#im dead fucking serious when i say NONE of the popular characters are interesting#and im not saying that just to seem special!#the jadebloods tealbloods and purplebloods arent interesting! none of them!#theres like 2 exceptions to that but overall yea i dont care about them!#give my wife some attention plz 💖#fandomthoughts🎭#howdythoughts🌻
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the two rules of sweeney todd cast recordjngs is 1. theyll never be better than 2012 london cast talk to the hand 2. theyll never be worse than 2005 broadway cast talk to the hand
#sry im literlly such a 2005 castrecording hater like im such a huge anti. i hate jt so baddd sounds like ass. they took the entire#orchestra out back and shot them dead leaving one piano player and.told him to judt make it work and then told sweeney that his entire#family died in a horrific fire immediately b4 he started rcording.#like im sorry ik sweeneys like a sad guys obvi i would be too yk sucks sucks Pooor thing better you should think she was dead yes i lied#cuz i looove you id be TWICE the wife she was i LOOOOOVE YOU HOW COULD THAT THING HAVE CARED FOR YOU LIKE ME !!!#anyways. but he just like. ik this sounds mena but his voice Sounds like a voice somebody would do to make fun of sweeney.#like it sounds like somebody mocking a mopey guy. but thats just the voice the guy uses 4 sweeney like..#also sry. im pretty sure the final scene lyrics they use in 2005 r the same as the original script from the 80s however. those lyrics just#dont flow as well ss the slightly edited version for the 2012.. like. hold on let me compare..#so the original Your Lucy!A crazy hag picking bones and rotten spuds out of alley ashcans!#Would you have wanted to know that she ended up like that?#whereas in 2012 its Your Lucy a mad hag. picking bones and rotten spuds out of dustbins#would you have wanted to know thats how she ended up ? and it just FLOWS BETTER SRYY.#ik its also partially bc most sweeney iterations r set. when sweeney is actually set where as 2012 sort of uses the framing devide of#disgruntled workers inn. i wanna say the 1920s? somewhere around there. which btw genius i love that devision.to draw parallels between the#working conditions of both time periods its quite genius babes. loveee to 2012 london cast recording. and it bangs far harder than those#other girls..#but like basically..imelda staunton if i ever get the opportunity i will genuinely give you 5billion dollars i dont think Aybody could ever#top her eprformance as mrs lovett. lifechanging. showstopping incredible#and michael balls sweeney is sooo good as well likee. he does such a good job balancing between like. i understand this guy. like i get him#i know his kotivationa and also This guy is fucking scary as hell#like he plays sweeney as far more like. Enraged than depressed. and i think it works RLY well for his interpretation of the character..#basically 🫰 <- thats for 2012 london cast. I wish that cast recording had all of the songs on its rly rather sickening.NO PIRELLIS MIRACLE#ELIXIR. LIKE IS IT A JOKEEEE DO YOU WANT ME DEAD ON THE STREETS? YOU SIR? ANYBIDY? GENTLEMEN NOW DONT BE SHY?#whatever. the one positive ill say for 2005 sweeney is that his performance. at times..is hysterical#i hate their version of final scene due to 2012 final scene being My favorite sweeney song. however. his like. Oh my god and also the judge#when he kills the judge and he says barker like hes powering up. he goes barkeeEEEEERRRRRR. whys that more acting than he did the entire#rest of the show. like its weird bc he was simultaneously over acting (as was the rest of the cast imo) and underacting ? like they were so#over dramatically sad that it looped back into them being completely flat and emotionless. its tly kind of impressive#but in fjnal scene when he goes OH NO !!!!! oh gOOOod. that was so funny
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gifs stolen from this gif pack because i didn't find this scene as a photoset anywhere but i need them on my blog like right now
#▻ 𝐸𝑀𝑀𝐴𝑁𝑈𝐸𝐿 、visage ⁽ ʷᵃʳᵐ ᵉʸᵉˢ ʷᵃʳᵐ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ⁾#WHEN THEY GIVE HIM SPACE IN A SHOW TO BE WARM AND REASSURING. i am so normal about this.#sidenote but im still not over them making him into the dead wife stereotype. like.#he's dead. so all scenes of him you see are flashbacks. and all those flashbacks are him being wholesome or a goofball or both at once#AND I AM HERE FOR IT.
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