#im fucking barking actually
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may i say something real quick?
that's it. thank you.
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#im totally not screaming against the pillow rn#im fucking barking actually#enzo vogrincic#miguel o'hara#la sociedad de la nieve#society of the snow
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me when glen powell
#AND IM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT#JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIM#HE HAS ME GIGGLING#GIGGLING AND TWIRLING MY HAIR#BLUSHING SCREAMING CRYING#GGRRRRBARKBARK#the only man who actually makes me wanna bark#glen powell summer#glen powell#twisters#top gun maverick#jake seresin#hangman#jake hangman seresin#tyler owens#anyone but you#set it up#hitman 2023#scream queens#hidden figures#just tagging everything he’s ever been in lmao#baby blurbbs
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#1 aussie in my heart
#f1#formula 1#formula one#mclaren#op81#mctwinks#twinklaren#oscar piastri#guys his hands#HIS HANDSSSS#im insane for him#like im actually barking and growling like a rabid dog#drooling & foaming at the mouth#what a pretty necklace🥹#the papaya suits him so fucking GOOD FUCK#his aussie helmet & the suit & HIM FUUUCCCKK#clean up aisle my pants
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she loved the hunt she loved the sport but the permanence killed the thrill of it. she begged for scott to let her kill him just one session ago (and was likely going to do it anyways based on why she had gone to see him in the first place + the no hesitance zombie apocalypse attempts on his life) and now she’s all “but scott…” and she’s struggling to focus in the wake of it and she’s left in a 2 v 1 without a teammate and it’s “gross” because she just had one by her side it feels unfair. And it is unfair. It was a split decision and a practical one at that and of course gem isn’t going to turn down ten hearts, she’s competitive. This is how Gem and the Scotts has functioned ALL SEASON and she was perfectly content with that before, she encouraged it, even; her scotts giving up so much for her sake, because she will just take and take. anything for the thrill, anything for the advantage. Hunt them for the task, kill them for their hearts, just two more mice on the forest floor with a deer that’s only as herbivorous as its surroundings. Two sessions ago she took offense at the suggestion that she’d go easy on them just because of “friendship” or “band loyalty”. And why wouldn’t she? it’s not fun that way— she’s here to play the game, not favorites. But it doesn’t feel fun anymore. It doesn’t feel fun anymore.
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hey all that lore was really cool but anybody else thinking about this still,
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#15th doctor#this was so fucking hot. im barking and growling#ALSO THE OUTFIT? 15 wore it like they were doing it a favour#also as hot as this was this was actually really sad#and damn that was COLD from mel. like i get there wasn't much time but give them a second!! they're going through it!! get off their back!!!
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Me: This next chapter is going to be so hard. I have no idea how I'm going to handle the topics, or the build up to what happens next. This is kind of important and I need to make sure it establishes things that will recur later, while also making sense and being in character, and I haven't written RnS Tango much so I'm going to have to work hard on making his and Wels's conflict seem reasonable but also make it make sense when we've only seen another character's outsider point of view and--
Also me: 2500 words in two days
#spazzcat barks#delete later#hhhhhhhhh#i hope it makes senseeeeee but i cant telllllllll#and i wrote 1800 of that today#ive actually written the fucking chapter after this one already#while i was procrastinating this one#[sighhhh]#itll be fine its fine itll be fine#im just..... mmmmm........ worried about#you know#everything
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#I NEED HIM SO FUCKING BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE#A NEED EMPHASIS ON THE NEED IT IS NOT A WANT IT IS A *NEED*#IM GOING FUCKING INSANE#HES SO SILLY BUT HE CARES ABT HIS PARTY AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE A FREAK HE IS THE WHOLE GODDAMN PACKAGE PLUS HE CAN FUCKING CANONICALLY#IMITATE A DOG VERY WELL SO HE FOR SURE CAN FUCKING BARK#ACTUAL GOLDEN RETRIEVER ENERGY#GOLDEN RETRIEVER IN THE SENSE THAT WHEN UR DOG HAS SOMETHING IN THEIR MOUTH#AND U TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY BY PRYING OPEN THEIR MOUTH AND ALSO THE FACT THAT DOGS EAT RANDOM SHIT ALL THE TIME#HE IS SO BABYGIRL AND HIMBO CODED I CANT ANYMORE I FUCK AUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HARHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#frambling...?
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A very self indulgent drawing of Misty I've been working on for a few weeks... On and off. But now it's here! :]
#i promiSED ID RESPOND TO THE ASKS I GOT AFTER I GOT HOME BUT I WAS MOTIVATED TO FINALLY FINISH THIS SINCE IVE BEEN WORKING ON IT ON AND OFF#FOR LITERAL *WEEKS* NOW#IM VERY HAPPY WITH THE RESULT THO ITS VERY FUN#SO MAD TUMBLR IS GONNA FUCK UP THE QUALITY THO LIKE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR#IM SORRY I WAS JUST SUPER EXHAUSTED AND I KNEW THE ASKS WILL AWAKEN TEN GATES OF ADHD AUTISM SO I PUT THEM OFF LOLLLL i will get to them#eventually but im not promising a certian time bc i need to stop making promises OOPS bc my BRAIN IS LIKE THAT#ANYWAYS THIS IS A VERY SELF IDULGENT THING I LIKE PUTTING CHARACTERS INTO GOOFY SCENE COLORFUL OUTFITS#i learned that the way to make these the best is to just slap stuff you like there that you think is cool and not worry about accuracy and#ohhahhahhPHOHOHHHH inspo real clothing#JURST HAVE FUN!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! **RUNS IN A CIRLE** BARK BARK BARK#very self indulgent bc theres TWO whole girs here#toontown#toontown corporate clash#rainmaker#guz art#fav#(personal fav bc idk ! i dont have a tag for personal fav stuff)#btw someone put inktale reaction stuff on this on clashcord. if anyone mentions inktale sans here im actually going to take their guts
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🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
I have to post some Encanto Monster AU Headcanon jumpscare right now!!!!! Not everyone, but a few of them!
Isabela - Werewolf (Or, Werejaguar rather) + OK OK OK Hear me out on this one, see my vision????? Most of the time, she looks largely normal with "cute" features that many find appealing like the little kitty ears, fangs, and tail + BUT were-jaguar form is absolutely shit your pants terrifying horrific, something she was made to feel ashamed of for its wildness and unattractiveness + Spends pre-movie full moons fully barricaded in her locked room, tangled up in her own vines to keep herself contained - everything she bottles up comes out and is entirely out of control, her wild side is trying sososo hard to get out and she's literally, physically restraining it + Always ends up with an absolutely shredded room the night after the moon, snaps at anyone who ever mentions it or attempts to help her out + Post-movie after she comes to accept every part of herself and grow into her own, she starts to gain control over the beast form and spend more time in it willingly, no longer ashamed of looking "ugly" or acting as anything less than perfect
Luisa - Gargoyle + A powerful stone guardian that guards the family home restlessly + She doesn't actually need to sleep, but does go into a dormant "statue" state when exposed to direct sunlight. + Incredibly physically sturdy but not immune to damage. She can crack and break, though her pieces can be put back in place if they fall + It is debatable if she can feel pain in the same way more flesh-based beings can. She does not need to eat or breathe and cannot drown + While she has wings, she is too heavy to properly fly and uses them more to shield others from danger or glide short distances
Mirabel - Satyr + A real silly billy, she's got the fuzzy legs of a goat and little tiny horns under her hair + She's very musically inclined and can play several different instruments. She's creative, clever, and loves to frolic in the sun! + Her charisma stat is absolutely off the charts, others often find it very easy to relax around her as her monster species is not particularly threatening or associated with danger + Often faces underestimation and struggles with not being taken seriously. Her lack of scariness coupled with her inhuman nature can be a cause of direct bullying that more threatening monsters may not have to deal with.
Dolores - Vampire + Oppoisite Isabela, she's a little withdrawn and shy, probably has big ole' sensitive bat ears with perfect pitch detection + Veeeery sensitive to light and sound, she enjoys the quiet of night and often sleeps during the day + She can turn into a little bat and flutter around, but sometimes forgets she's easy to miss like that and jumpscares people who thought they were alone in a room + She's capable of sitting in complete silence for extended periods of time and is extremely patient. Her night-vision is impeccable. + Rumors have spread that she can read minds and has some psychic abilities, but these are entirely unfounded. She's just perceptive and very nosey.
Camilo - Changeling + A funky fey dude, taken in as a baby by Pepa and Félix when he was found abandoned in the wood + He's strongly attuned to magic in the environment and specializes in illusionist tricks + He has pointy ears, sharp teeth, and unnatural eyes that reflect light in the dark but shifts to a more human look most of the time to blend in with others + Quietly a little insecure about what he really is when he looks in the mirror without a disguise but tries not to dwell on it for too long
Antonio - Chimera + A strange little mix of creatures, he's got the upper half of a human with the lower half of a jaguar. He's also got the wings of an Andean condor, ears of a tapir, and an anaconda's tail! + The little dude climbs, flies, and swims - he's an ATV with endless energy who loves to shove himself into tight spaces to explore + Outgoing and a bit wild, he easily befriends other animals but sometimes finds people wary of him. He is very careful with his claws and fangs, but parents sometimes worry that he'll play too rough and hurt their kids. This makes him very sad! + Incredibly intelligent and inquisitive, he is active for long periods of time before collapsing into a nap and restarting the cycle
Bonus Augustín & Julieta - Headless horseman and Parrot Harpy I think Augustín would be like the headless horseman and constantly (literally) lose his head and Julieta would be a parrot harpy with colorful, blue plumage - incredibly intelligent and caring for her kids
#Encanto#isabela madrigal#luisa madrigal#mirabel madrigal#dolores madrigal#camilo madrigal#antonio madrigal#julieta madrigal#augustin madrigal#IM GOING TO EXPLODE I LOVE YOU HALLOWEEN#I LOVE YOU HALLOWEEN I LOVE YOU HALLOWEEN I LOVE YOU HALLOWEEN#I NEED TO DRAW MONSTERS SOMETIME OR ELSE ILL DIE#Oughgghhhh stuck on Felix Pepa Bruno and Alma#There are so many bad omen beasts that I am thinking of for Bruno and weather creatures for pepa#I am scratching my chin forever as I think about monster madrigals#Incredibly funny in my brain to think of Julieta swooping down to grab a pumpkin and getting jumpscared because That's A Whole Fucking Guy?#Anyway I think that Isabela should go wild go stupid and attack claw bark bark claw awoo#I also like to think that Antonio was always very curious about Isabela's whole were-thing#but they didn't actually become super close until after the movie#my stuff#Encanto HC#HC
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This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....
#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh#probably seperate but#there was something in the air that weekend!!!!#i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb#and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium#and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium#like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful#<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark 😵💫😵💫#AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD 🫠🫠 LIFE RUINING#this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no?????#all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful#but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post#but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me.#as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd#well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :)#smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then#shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP#*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing'#im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks#also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2010 bahrain gp
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CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER (bark), THRILLER (bark) NIGHT
Usopp's outfit is so funny for reals
He got the whole squad laughing
Luffy enablers at it again.... (Robin.... I know.....)
The humor panels so far have been so good!!! God this arc is so funny
HE SAID IT‼️‼️
They look like birds 😭😭
It's just too good... luffy taking cerberus and zombies what can't he do
It's just banger after banger what can I say
Franky feeling for other people because of his guilt complex and sanji lying through his teeth and pulling out the women excuse to seem unaffected... yeah
Look at them.... look how they ate
Omg joyboy reference?? (No)
Sanji is rubbing off on usopp.... also chopper noticing that is sogeking's weapon akdhaksjak
ANOTHER SLAY!!!!!
Their priorities: I'm not strong enough, there isn't enough food, and nami isn't here
Franky going from wanting to kill brook for his jokes to making a joke like his after he hears his backstory... exactly (Robin was already enabling him before the backstory even fdagjsfha)
Sanji is altering his body and actually being on fire to communicate to us how fucking mad he is..... I need more of him going insane I do I do
My god what is he doing ALDJALAJALA
AHSAHAHQHAH THEY ARE THE SAME!!! naaah sanji wouldn't force a woman to be his wife
You cant see me but I am nodding my head in agreement over and over
You don't understand he altered his body to communicate to us how mad he is. He inploded himself and then reconstituted again. Those germa 66 genes are insane
You tell em usopp!!!! The first of many girls you've scared into defeat!!! Akdjqknql
Zoro zombie regressed to not trusting robin akdjaks he's still in there
ROBI-CHO SUPLEX??? HELL YEAAAAAH
There is zosa- [GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]
Super frapper gong.... he is doing combo shots with frobin... omg.... parents....
Everything is so fun I'm having such a good time reading.... and then zosan angst like damn I am being fed well here
#in the anime the guys didn't say they wanted to die aldjlajala for the kids luffy just wants to turn into a clam#thriller bark is so funny.... 'worst arc' my ass.... it's funny as hell and then we get zosan angst. best thing ever#same with skypiea but there we got really nice relationships betwen characters and nolan x calgara homoeroticism for the ages#and LORE for the ages. not like the kuma incident won't be talked about in the history books but yeah#everyone calling absalom perv salom... yeah#sanji in that fucking penguin never gets old.... also HELLO LOLA#moira fought against kaido and lost akdjsksnks is that why he became a warlord? just like whitebeard defeated crocodile?? out of spite??#also what is the land of ice where moira got oars? he also mentioned it before too... i thot he was referring to ryuma so it was wano but n#the legend of the continent puller who built a nation of villains.... okay okay oars....#oars was killed 500 years ago.... ✍️✍️ this somehow feels important bc of its closeness to the void century etc#zombie luffy oars wanting sanjis food.... 🚬🚬🚬 of course.....#oars luffy maintaining his dream... yeah yeah. also namis outfits for this arc are so sickening.... i miss them already#the zombie generals being at absalom's wedding... thats so funny..#luffy oars is so funny aldjslsn just making himself a hat and steering his giant ship... of course#you guys think they are going to make sanji mad about the clear clear fruit in the opla or completely ignore it bc his reasoning is bad#like it makes sense with the wci backstory it does but that would be spoilers lmao. so its either he wants to peep on women or nothing#i love the greek chorus of the two zombies telling the audience how they are both as bad in that regard. amazing#did ryuma use french for his attack.... there is zosan everywhere for tho-[GUNSHOTS]#zombie ryuma's design is also cool as hell.... his blood is literally fire.... come on now....#also zoro says he wants to act like this fight didnt happen... is that why he says fuck all in wano to hiyori? damn. he said i put shame#in you and your country but i will keep it quiet bc you gave me a cool sword and fight and i am actually so honorable. thats him yeah...#zombie zoro and sanji remaining tfait being that they hate (love fighting) each other... there is zosa-[GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]#i forgot how much oars destroyed them... after enies lobby they seem untouchable but without their captain there... the gears are turning..#also btw i cannot believe im gonna get an answer about why the skypieans and the shandians have wings. thats insane#i am enjoying luffy oars so much it is so fun. trying to enjoy it bc i know i won't be laughing anymore once sabaody kicks in.... fuck me..#usopp and franky wanting to wait for luffy to beat oars down but zoro and sanji know... and they will KNOW soon enough....#i forgor kuma asked about ace to nami... what is going on. kuma coming from the warlord meeting too.... did he want to warn him??#he wanted to inform moria about balckbeard becoming a warlord omg here we go.... also moria being racist towards kuma hello???#and he strictly follows the government.... until here bc he lets luffy go.... christ.... he asks about ace bc he knew what blackbeard did..#reading one piece
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i am actually sick to death of having to fucking vet every single butch blog i follow to make sure they're not insane about men/think all men should die. how the hell are you going to call yourself ftm and a transmasc butch yet turn around and say that you're a man hating lesbian. it's like even when i think they're safe they turn around and say the most vile shit imaginable. how are you literally going to have a url with masculine in it and then say you hate men. how are you calling yourself ftm and a dude and a guy and then turning around to say that all men are evil and dont see you as a person. fucking genuine skill issue.
#barking#fleapits patented rants#genuinely feels so fucking impossible to use social media lately#sorry im actually like genuinely pissed rn#people have gotten way too comfortable on the internet villainizing entire groups of people and it fucking shows dude
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also MAN not to pivot but ive been dealing with an uptick in ocd riddled bullshit and. ngl. the self ship community is kinda a Fucking Minefield For That Huh!
#jackals barks#'i hope you don't condone-' actually i do now. just bc of that. me thinking my f/o killing a man was sooo sexy means im gonna go out an kill#Are You Actually Fucking 12?#like dont get me wrong i do feel theres some characters if you ship with ill side eye but like#some of these arguments are in fact Stupid As Hell#its why i sit in my little corner. bc i cannot trust the wider community#ANYWAYS IM FINE i think im coming up on devils week Again already so I'm real 🔪🔪🔪🔪
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clinical depression but make it werk
#me#actually me#i fucking hate work. i fucking hate my life. im tired. yet i persist.#shit sucks. bug at least im super hot#barking into the void#queer#gnc#t4t
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by each passing month fandom attitude towards flower husbands gets noticeably less cute and more evil. I say we keep going until Scott reallife notices what we’re doing on here and everything goes to hell
#can i still say scott reallife actually. im really attached to saying it instead of cc!scott#bree barks so fucking loud
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IWAS SITTING NEXT TO THE DUNA AND THEN I NOTICED THEU STARTED DOING SOME RANDOM FJCKING LIGHTSHOW ABOVE GELLÉRT MOUNTAIN AND I DIDNT GET WHATTHE FUCK IT WAS AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A FUCKING QR CODE IT WAS AN AD THERES AN AD. IN THE SKY. IM ACTUALLY GOMNA KILL MYSELF
#IM HERE LITERALLY BY COMPLETE COINCIDE WHATTHE ACTUAL FUCK PLEASE#6OUVE GOT TO BW KIDDING ME IT'S AN AD FOR A PHONE COMPANY. BREAKING DOWN RN#also sorry ill answer all the asks/comments soon I'm just busier than god#barking#but im back in the country. yay😐😐😐😐😐#FIRST THKNG I SEE IN THIS SHITHOLE IS AN AD IN THE SKY LIKE
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