#im fuckin crazy. but i am free

[gaydennisreynolds]

how id look if someone made an asmr compilation of all the times dennis whispers/talks in a soft voice on iasip

[hexados-on-a-string]

spectragus dont get enough credit for being a sun and moon ship but like. destructive sun and moon ship. sun and moon ship but they're the forces of nature the sun and moon actually are. the sun is harsh and relentless and unpredictable in its evil but also it's kindness, the moon is sharp and cold and cruel, a harsh light that doesn't allow you peace, but can also guide you, a light in the darkness. even on nights with a new moon, with no light in the sky, the moon is always reflecting the sun, and it'll be that way until they come to their end.

[daengerous-af]

You probably won’t ever see this but just wanted to say a huge thank you for keeping this blog even if you aren’t active anymore. Not much is happening these days and for people who crave updates (old ones) your blog is heaven-sent, so thank you - both for keeping it and for the years that you were active. It’s a treasure!

P.S. I genuinely laughed while stumbling upon your personal posts, you have a great sense of humor and seem so kind ☺️ hope you are doing okay these days, stay safe! 💝

Awww absolutely no problem!!! It was fun while it lasted!! Thank you so much for saying all that about me alksdfjaskldfj. It's greatly appreciated!!!

[avocado-writing]

helloo im the anon who asked for the logan x introverted! reader meet cute:-) maybe like the reader is quiet but she’s also super blunt when asked for her opinion. pls i do not have creative braincells you can make up the entire plot😹🙏

he feels you staring at him and he hates it.

gazes tend to stick to him like webbing, something which he cannot wait to be free from. people muttering about if he really is the wolverine they’ve been hearing about; the new guy who’s gonna pick up the mantle of their precious Logan.

it’s a lot, and most nights he tries to drown it out with whiskey. in the darkness of the bar he gets lost in the shadows and people leave him alone. the last place he can be anonymous.

except…

you’re always there. staring.

behind the bar and barely saying a fucking word… but eyes always heavy on him.

oh it gets right under his skin. makes him itch.

you hardly ever speak, even when serving customers. he’s maybe heard you string together a grand total of five words from your pretty little mouth (which he tries to tell himself he doesn’t fixate on). still drives him crazy that, when you’re not busy, you never stop looking at him.

what do you want? are you a fan? desperate for his autograph, have him sign a fucking eight-by-ten for you? maybe if that were the case you’d snap a picture on your phone… but you never do.

you just watch.

he doesn’t know what to make of it and you never make an effort to get closer, so the two of you are trapped in this strange limbo of silence and staring. one night, when the bar is quiet and he’s feeling particularly mean after a day of being harassed, he calls you out on it.

“y’know, you never stop fuckin’ staring at me. why? this place ain’t a fuckin’ zoo.”

you’re busy counting his change from the register. his accusation momentarily flusters you and you drop the coins, sighing as you have to pick them up with shaking fingers. he feels a little bad about that.

a little.

you mutter something under your breath in response. he doesn’t catch it.

“what?”

“h’nsome…”

the look he gives you suggests he still doesn’t totally understand. you shift uncomfortably.

“I think you’re handsome.”

he wasn’t expecting that. those four words send him reeling. you mistake his silence for anger.

“I’ll stop. sorry.”

Logan feels suddenly pretty terrible, an emotion not unfamiliar to him.

“no, it’s… fine.” you shift under his words, still clearly shaken and shy, “you don’t know who I am, do you?”

you look bemused.

“should I?”

oh, heaven. an angel from heaven. no ulterior motive. you just like looking at him.

maybe that’s okay.

Logan sits on one of the old, battered stools at the bar. he catches the smile you try to hide.

“Logan,” he says by way of introduction. you tell him your name, and there’s no obscuring the grin on your face this time.

handsome, huh? he could get used to that.

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[mothpile]

While im here EVERYONE GO PLAY CORRU.OBSERVER!! ITS FREE BROWSER GAME THAT DOES FUCKIN CRAZY SHIT !!

^ PLEASE PLAY IT!!! ^

imo its best experienced going in blind because of how fucking cool it feels when you begin realizing what this story is about. and what the fuck is even going on. and letting it surprise you.

I will say tho the visual style is fucking crazy awesome AND the music slaps.

however also it is a "horror" game, but it certainly doesn't feel like.. scary, yknow? (Source: i am a weenie with horror in general) Predominantly, it's more of a mystery / sci-fi , and they start doing crazy shit later ok things i promise. Warning for flashing lights and scopophobia / eyes ..

BUT if you want an actual pitch i put it under the cut. Please play this game okay!

Corru.Observer is a game where you, a human, mentally explore a dying piece of sentient alien technology. This thing has memories recorded onto it by the alien it belong to, but it requires fuel to stay alive, and as it was running out it began dying.

The whole entire concept for the aliens and the way their technology works is fucking fascinating. And the story is such a cool fucking mystery as you try unravelling what the fuck happened to the alien it belonged to, and what happened to the aliens in general. uguuhhh so fuckingcool Check it out!! please!!!

[barefoothighlander]

Hiii saw that your requests were open (it’s past midnight when I saw your post) but literally head empty shameless breeding smut with ghost the size difference with that man as he has you trapped beneath him and him just tossing your legs over his shoulders y’a know the sex about to be crazy crazy 😫 man that man has me on my knees begging and blindfolded tied up horny im just rambling now damn ghost… also I hope im doing this right with the request thoughts cuz it’s so late and my period hormones got me giggling thinking of him 🤭🤭

y'all I won't lie, I was outside today and my neighbours were working on their deck and they were grunting... thoughts were being thunk, anyways I am ALWAYS down for breeding kink ghost that man has a grip on me

warnings: mdni (18+), est relationship, unprotected pinv, creampie, dirty talk

You don't even get a second to welcome him home cause the minute he's in the door he grabs you, wrapping his arms around your waist and hoisting you into the air.

It takes you by surprise how fast he is, ripping his mask off and kissing you, it's rough and needy, he's exhausted from work and he craves you.

He lays you down on the bed, practically ripping your clothes off so he can see you, he takes exactly 20 seconds to gaze at your body beneath him, your chest rising and falling before his lips attack every part of your skin.

His fingers work your clit, it's animalistic the way he touches you, pawing and nipping at your skin, you're panting under him as his hips slot into yours, he leans over you caging your frame with his.

There's nowhere for you to go, trapped by his arms, his chest pressing against yours keeping you pinned to the mattress as he kisses you.

He lines himself up and bottoms out in a single thrust, you yelp from the intrusion, your teeth biting into the flesh of his shoulder, he loves when you mark him, love bites or scratches from your nails, it turns him on quicker than anything.

"Shit, need you so bad love" His words escape through grunts

"Fuck I missed you Si" You're whimpering

He's thrusting his full length into you, settling back on his legs to watch where the two of you meet, he presses his hand flat against your stomach,

"Shit, can almost see myself inside you love"

His thumb circles your clit as his free hand grabs at your thighs, pulling them onto his shoulders to allow him deeper.

Everything in your mind blanks, the pleasure taking over your body, he's pounding into you with at least half his weight, his tip grinding against your cervix while he works your clit.

"Swear I'm gonna fuck a baby into you love, tight pussys fuckin swallowing me"

You moan at his words, spurring him on, he grabs both of your thighs and presses them against your stomach, his weight pinning you down as he rams into you, your slick coats his pubes as they grind against your clit, you're so close.

He leans down and his lips envelop your nipple, his teeth biting lightly and it's just the right mix of everything, your legs shake under him as you clench down on his cock, whines falling from your lips.

"Shit baby, don't move, gonna fill this little pussy"

You stare at him with hooded eyes,

"S'that what you want? You wanna walk around full of my cum, make sure everyone knows who this pussy belongs to?"

His eyes are dark, full of lust and your mouth falls open, trying its hardest to form words but all you can do is nod.

"Yeah, you want that? Gonna watch your stomach grow with my fuckin seed"

He presses down into you, using his full weight as he cums, burying his cock impossibly deep inside you as his cum floods your walls, you sigh at the feeling as he's grunting, light whimpers escaping his mouth as your pussy milks him.

He holds his softening cock inside you, ensuring that every drop makes it in before pulling out, using his fingers to push his spend back in.

Your body is on fire, every nerve burning for him as he collapses on top of you, using his elbows to hold some of his weight, his breath ghosting over the shell of your ear as he peppers kisses on your neck.

"Missed you so much lovie"

[absolutelyzoned]

STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS! GET YOURSELF A BIIIG, MEATY FILL OF SOME OF THE MOST NOXIOUS, TOXIC, OBNOXIOUS, DISGUSTING SHIT AROUND!! HOW VILE CAN YOU BE!?

(t-60 blinkie by @sillylittlereptileguy)

info + more blinkies under cut:

ABOUT ME

basic info and stuff:

► my name is viktor and im a guy if that wasn't obvious 💯💯💯

► im a minorrr L L L imagine. that doesnt stop me though i WILL match your freak

► for legal reasons everything on here is a joke :3

► i also make blinkies when i find the motivation feel free to request em in my ask box

interests:

► big fan of music. femtanyl, kmfdm, and one, thares. more. but im not listing everything 👅

► videogames. theres a lot of em. cod, postal, helldivers, half life, no man's sky, fallout, tf2, portal, pokemon, fuckin. rogue trader. ill add more when i can think.

► various movies n tv shows. the boys, band of brothers, gotham... ill add more eventually i promise... also once again, im open to recommendations. always. not sure where to put hlvrai but that's a big one

► in case it wasn't obvious enough, i like guns. and war 💥💥💥🔥🎉

► warhammer 40k. deserves its own bullet point here. i read (believe it or not) and i fuckin looooove the books

► i am 100% not human i am made of wires and circuits and machinery i have the mindset of a tech priest and will refer to myself as a robot get used to it #𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

things you (dont) NEED to know 🔥🔥

► uhhhh im probably bi but im in denial i HATE women real men sleep with OTHER MEN

► feel free to tag me in anything. send asks any time, and mutuals can dm. i am not great at responding to things but i will do my best 🫡

► big fan of gman. they call me john gman. they don't know im gman..

hobbies:

► jacking off

tbh. i don't care who interacts with me!! go crazy. the block button is my best friend. not much makes me uncomfortable though ❤️

more blinkies:

[treeba-rk]

a small collection of shit the tumblr treebark community has tagged about cc!renchanting. Everyone feel free to contribute, many of these are pretty recent (from the infinite pining era), not from old posts!

#omg just call him hes not your ex   #i think about this so much. bro really was just like man that guy was weird. i think i’m in lo— #also this was very heterosexual of martyn. #relationship goals (they are not dating) #I hate them so much I fucking hate them #MARTYN WHEN I CATCH YOU MARTYN #can martyn like get a job #is this real?? #never a boring day following martyn on Tumblr #once again im reblogging the gayest ass mcyt fanart from none other than martyn in the little wood #martyn this is a really gay post to reblog /silly #its the single pathetic bisexual dogboy swag # everyone say thank youse to false #theyre having gay sex in that box. ok! #this is why joel betrayed dogwarts right at the start #fellas is it gay to do Whatever this is #treebark in the eyes of those around them is apparently horrifying #the server has chemicals in the water that turns the fucking ccs gay for Ren diggity Dog #Jesus christ #martyn intheliitlewood what are you doing in my falafal #I almost went full crazy insane treebark fangirl in the tags until I saw martyn inthelittlewood official reblogged it #SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA ENTER YOUR SLUT ERA AND THAT IS FINE TOO #fuckin slay martyn go kiss men Now we just pray he doesn't find the smut artists and find out people assume he's a bottom #he broke into our house and won’t leave :( turns out he’s the one who built the house? i think that’s why we let him stay #‘classic treebark bait’ MY ASS #martyn that shit is straight out of a fanfic #i think martyn can lurk in treebark tag if he wants #martyn once again outing himself as a renboy #shoutout to cherri for the renchanting propaganda god bless #WTF REN YOU CANT DO THIS TO US #they make me homophobic #mans woke up in a cold sweat checked his tumblr askbox wrote That and then fucked off for the rest of the day like nothing happened #the m in martyn stands for manic pixie dream girl #people be normal in the tags challenge: failed #why is martyn writing fanfiction and putting it on my dash at 3 am? #Top 10 Signs You Should Dm Him:#Number 1: you're writing fanfiction in tumblr ask box answers

this is an incredible collection and i am flabbergasted by how you keep track of this. treebarkblr is hilarious

<3 <3 <3

[m4rs-ex3]

✨ rayllum ✨

whaddya want from me i have to talk about it rn. aaaaaaaaaaaaa🫶🫶🫶🫶 boundaries. trust. FINGERGUNS. they. them. my pronouns are they because i'll never be them. callum is done wasting time being mad and is now devoting all of his time remembering and/or discovering HOW MUCH HE LOVES THIS GIRL UGH 💕💞💖💗💞💕💖💝💝💘💖💓 he is the sweetest fucking thing rn oml he can see now that she will always be there for him and he wants her to know and im normal. aside from the core developments of their relationship omfg we were SERVED. the banter, the softness, the absolute bestie(+) behavior. let's review:

(e1) "practical? like what ; :)" that is the flirtiest fuckin face ive ever seen

"yes. you. uh.. rayla."

"i was lookin for you! uh.. callum." HIS FACEEEE HIS WIDDLE SMILE

"i can see that. let her go." ZERO hesitation. also mad foreshadowing

"she broke into the high mage's office." "no that's crazy. she can go in there any time she wants." UGH i expected a "no that's crazy she would never do that" but he's straight up like 'whats mine is urs bbg" 😭✋

"the elf stole it." oh.. ok his face doesn't look too happy there i wonder if "shes not 'the elf.' she's rayla." OH FUCK ME THEN

"and she was hiding a weapon" "so what? she always is?" IM SCREAMING I LOVE THEM SM

it doesn't even seem that for a second he was perturbed about rayla having the murder weapon, more so that he was looking straight at the murder weapon. she's always been in the clear 🫡

"if she didn't tell me... she has a good reason." THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS-- iiis getting its own post.

"it means i trust her. unconditionally." brb dying happy

his face when she unchained herself god he loves his non-law-abiding girlfriend

"you don't have to explain or justify anything to me. you can tell me when you're ready :)" what can i even say at this point

(e2) "well i'm glad you liked it :)" kill me now

"and now... here we are," there it is he still sees them as one unit, defying all odds and persevering all circumstances oh me oh my

stargazing obvi

(e3) RAYLA IN CALLUM'S DOODLE. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD HER IN THERE YET THERE SHE IS LOOKING ADORABLE

"she can't stop us." "nobody can >:)" "so we're going to lux aurea right? ; :)" "too right we are >:)>:)>:)>:)"

their chaos <3

(e4) rayllum montage my beloved THAT MUSIC

if you guys have been weird please show me normal

"rayla, we've been through a lot, and a lot has changed, ah- um, well, some things have changed, but not.. everything. uh... i would do anything for you."

i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i wo

this is not fucking real what the fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

they are The standard

i've seen a lot of ships in my day way too many perhaps but no one compares

he's so patient and respectful w her 😭 the way he just gently holds out his hands

she fully emphasized that freeing them wasn't her priority and yet just ZERO hesitation callum saw his girl in distress and dropped everything no second thought required

THE HAND HOLDDDD THAT WAS SO SOFT

HE WAS SO FRICKEN EXCITED TO HELP HER

about to die and only one priority mhm

THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB

"i waited too long" i am so absolutely insane feral indignant

"i hope you know-" "i know."

bury me

(e5) fist bump. thats it im done im gone oh m !!!!! FIST !!! BUMP !!!!! YOU ABSOLUTE DORKS YOU <3<3<3<3<3

i am weak and the water scene is literally my favorite

he IMMEDIATELY knows shes uncomfy

AND he waits for her

"i don't think i'm comfortable pushing- hey!" "see? i pushed you first! pushing is easy!"

12:06 ish that glance downward tho 👀

the hand snatch of the century. her face. his face. that squeeze. "together." that ttm parallel.

HE HELD HER HAND THE ENTIRE TIME 😭😭😭💗

"-the entire world would be in danger-" IM SORRY BUT HE LOOKED STRAIGHT. AT HER. THAT LOOK KILL ME

"an amulet. or, uh, is it a talisman? what's the difference?" HER SWEET LIL GIGGLE (might just be the last sweet moment i have to report on)

beginning o e7 they're standing together on deck what happened all last night i need to know

her catching him when he collapsed :') and holding him up the rest of the time

"LET HIM GO!"

so e8 🙂

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🙂

female rage has nothing on callum.

5 seasons. so many characters. so many losses. we have never seen this much emotion from anyone. i can hardly joke right now but he really embodied "don't you just wanna go apeshit?" i consume so much fucking media and this is new even for me. callum has never even had a temper. through all of this--getting kidnapped, abused, mentally and physically, seeing what his friends are going through--he hasn't broke. and then, seeing his biggest fear, the thing he's been plagued with for years, the thing we've seen him throw away his life to prevent, comes true, and he loses it. the scream, grunt & inhale, the speed, the aggression, the fucking expression. it's not hard to see how what happened next happened, i'm surprised he didn't do worse.

“all that talk about how love makes you stronger, but the second you see that elf girl in pain, you completely lost yourself.” mitski miyawaki kindly carry me out

every threat or demand finnegrin has made and callum has done nothing but scour. he has been as strong as anyone can be. and all of a sudden here he is crying out for mercy, pleading, bargaining, the lowest we've ever seen him. it hurts, but finnegrin was right.

"just... just let her go."

"NO! NO"

his defeat. we know this is because of... literally everything he has ever stood for being demolished. but his personal moral catastrophe aside, don't you find it interesting how he did all of that to keep rayla safe, and yet he never once went to her? i made another post abt this but i'm saying it again: rayla told him not to. and she believed in him. she's safe, but i don't think he thought he really saved her. he doesn't think he deserves anything she's giving him. he refuses to indulge in her, he refuses to confide in her, he refuses to seek her out. but he just saved her life. but that's not enough. not enough to resolve this within himself, and apparently not enough for the girl who's life he has saved twice now, who has stuck by him for years, who has dedicated everything to him, to be able to be okay with it. and he just kind of... accepts it. he doesn't beg for forgiveness, that being said he doesn't tell her either. this may seem like he's protecting himself, that he really just doesn't want to lose her, that he doesn't want to face this at all, but maybe it's him not wanting to disappoint her. yknow i really hate to be one of those people who ignores how basically all of callum's character surrounds his own internal conflict in favor of rayllum fan service, but fuck it's hard no to sometimes. he wants to be her hero, but he isn't; not to himself, anyway. this would always be the case. and yet... he did it all anyway. if that isn't unconditional, i'm jumping off a bridge.

no matter who he's protecting he is still being so strong for her

"yeah. yeah, i'm okay. i am." no, that obviously wasn't the truth. but for a "horrible liar," he sure appeared at least a little bit better. at the end of the day, the end of the battle, rayla's okay. and that always seems to help.

face touch 🩷

that hug man. her deep sigh. his shame melting into unavoidable comfort. him letting go despite all his better judgement. also it was cute. homicidal. but cute.

THE OTHER WATER SCENE IM STARTING TO THINK I HAVE A TYPE

the "eyes on me" thing AUUUHGHHGHGHGHGH

"i-i'm getting out" 👏ZERO👏HES👏ITATION👏 AND THE THING THAT MADE HIM BREAK WAS THE FEAR/SADNESS IN HER VOICE. LIKE AT FIRST HE WAS JUS LIKE "U GOOD?" BUT THEN HE SAW HOW UPSET SHE WAS AND WAS ALL "FUCK THE FATE OF THE WORLD IM GIVING YOU A HUG"

the squad reunion post-claudia when rayla gives callum's arm an extra little squeeze 😭

the ending handhold 🫶 thereee'ssss my little married couple

welp i would say it's been fun but it's been more so absolutely excruciating so. it has been.

if i still had feelings i would be so happy <3

[tengritexas]

whats up one love your stuff i dont see a ton of Country Bois in the witchcraft/pagan circles and i love that youre fuckin w the craziness also. who is tengri? i have never heard of him and i cant really find much info so i am asking someone who probably knows stuff so please info

Hey Eury!

So yeah Im still super into the topics (thou I dont post here often sorry guys) just been busy with life stuff

So Tengri,

Tengri literally means (the blue sky) "the eternal blue sky" is also a term used. Tengri is a Mongol/Turkish diety that has no face and cannot be personified. Tengri could almost be equated to those who say "the universe" in its place

Tengri is also described as dual natured.

Ex: Tengri is loving but has wrath

Tengri cares for all animals and plants yet allows them to pass away

Tengri is usually pretty mysterious as a result within my practice and therefore is usually approached via rituals or omens (occult symbols found in nature)

Unfortunately Tengri like many Pantheons has been partially lost to time and hasnt been translated much to languages like English. My suggestion for texts and local folks stories would be to find a translator, look into shaman religions like Tengrism, or pick up local languages such as mandrin, russian, turkish or mongolian (ideally)

Feel free to reach out aswell :> dms are open

Also yes, country boys can be pagan too 😎 wish there were more country esk people thou hahaha

[zundamind]

wow, would you look at that! it's been a full ass year since you fucked me over! september 29th.... yeahh..... XD our fuck-you-versary! hi clifford!

in case you dont remember, the name piko might jog your mind. yeah thats me!! hellwo!! honestly you shouldve known better than to stick with your old username but hey props on you for changing it last minute! almost didnt find you for a second lolll!!

i wanted to drop in and say HEY! HELLO! HI! and give you some status updates :3

update one: i'm getting better!! no thanks to you, of course. and actually i should say we're getting better. yep! thats what happens when you suffer so bad your brain cant take suffering solo! XD

update two: while my mental health has been at an all time low ever since you fucking dropped me like a fucking ROCK, ive been getting over things lately! my clean streaks are now longer than a week! i no longer want to kms! im even making friends again!

update three: while both of the above statements are true, you still live in my mind rent free. i remember when i first stumbled across your blog a few months ago, i had a full on spiral! not anymore, though. i am STEEL, BABY! also you spinning in the mental microwave rent free is why i'm sending you this heartfelt ask!

man.... even when i try, i still find you somehow and its never intentional. like imagine scrolling the tptm tag only to be straight up jumpscared by your ex best friend's username! how embarrassing!

also i'm sorry but i have to say the reason(s) you left are sooo fucking stupid..... what, cus i was weird? come on. everyones a little weird. even a little deviantart weird. oh and because of some stupid opinions that shouldntve even mattered if you were actually a friend? get real, trey. what if i left your ass because you had a fuckin biting kink? that wouldve been funny actually. like making a sad callout post on twitter thats just "my friend left me because i wasnt vanilla enough!" XDDD

oh, and if you ever see your "stalker" again, assuming you're not thinking its me and that its actually your previous qpr or whatever the fuck, say hi! i find it funny as FUCK, since, you know, you were considering cyberstalking me at one point. and tell chaos i said hi too. i'd also mention mayu, but do you two even keep in touch anymore? probably not, considering the weird things she's done.

anyways thats the end of my relay. if you dont want these kinds of asks again, i suggest either turning asks off or just straight up deleting your tumblr and/or making another one that is NOT connected to any username youve used in the past, because in that case i'll just find your ass again lmaooo. remember! every year on this day will be the day i remind you that you are NOT allowed to stay sane X3

sincerely, your most hated, piko. (i hardly use my old blog anymore, so have fun finding my current blog! and do what you want with this ask, make a callout post, scream into the ethers, reply to it, idc.)

this should stay private but idc

i know what i did was wrong piko! i was 12-13.

dont take this as me excusing myself. i had horrible emotional regulation back then, ive healed from everything back there. you dont deserve to be called out because ur like. 14-15.

do not bring mayu or chaos into this,weve all healed and forgot abt you.

i overreacted bc of very worthless things because i was basically obsessed witj you, you were my fp, if you didnt know.

completely forgot you even existed, i havent been checking your profiles at all in months. you shouldnt either, please forget about me. you'll drive yourself crazy.,

if you think im going to "cancel" you, no im not. for your sake, please dont interact with me anymore. i apologize for how i acted over stupid things, but we were both young and idiotic. im also a system, i dont even remember half of the things you did bc of that.

move on. ive moved on, weve all moved on.

dont bother yourself with me, you dont need to.

[thebrothel]

embarrassing chores incident

WARNINGS: Body horror, protag is stick figure, NO SMUT

👩---prev

"shhh, relax, honey. does it hurt?" Lincoln looks down at the madame with grave concern and guilt.

She's hyperventilating face down on the floor. "Take it out, take it out."

"I'm tryin' not to rip ya."

It sounds sexual, but she would never. She complains, "you're such a fuckin neat freak you couldn't wait five seconds for me to leave before you vaccuum."

"I didn't know it was gonna --- look im real sorry." He gently tugs at her limb which does nothing to help free it from the vacuum.

Useless. "You're gonna have to take apart the-"

"What's goin' on in there?" Raider's voice is close outside.

Lincoln starts to move toward the door like he has a death wish.

"Stop!" The madame whispers. "Don't need you bleeding all over."

"Nothing," she answers raider. "Just a sec." She shoos Lincoln away toward the secret stairs.

Raider picks the lock. The madame can't see from where she is but reacts, "really dont have any boundaries do you?"

"Am I supposed to?" Raider asks earnestly as he lumbers toward her voice.

"Shit!" He gasps when he sees her whole lower left stick sucked into the vacuum. "That motherfucker," he mutters as he kneels. "ill deal with him later."

"Thank you. Open the--"

He rips the vacuum apart before she finishes the sentence. "I've got ya, you're okay." He gently cradles her stick and wriggles the roll out from its grip. Finally, she's free. Just a little stiff. She starts to roll over on her back.

"No!-wait," raider tries to stop her, but it's too late.

She can see her stick all coiled up like a purple slinky. Her eyes well up in tears.

"It's okay, shh, it's okay--CARTER!!!!" He booms.

"No!!!! Are you crazy"

"He's the best one to-"

"I dont want him seeing me like this!"

Raider rolls his eyes. "It ain't gonna happen. He don't like'em that skinny."

"Oh yeah? Well he came to spank me one time and he got a boner and he let me..." She trails off as Joel's brow furrows.

"Why'd he spank ya?"

She shakes her head. "I don't remember," she lies, not wanting raider to find out about the river of dreams AU. "Oww," she fake cries to distract him. "Just put me in the bath or something."

"What, it's gonna loosen up like boiled pasta? CARTER!!!"

[dudeslut]

Fuck i didnt expect you to actually do it. You really are a needy slut, huh? Typing all that out for some stranger on the internet. Readily getting off on the idea of some rando getting off to you. Im touching myself while i read your posts.

If i could id make sure you were always filled. Make you go about your day with a plug in your ass. Id try to put a dildo in you but i bet youd get so wet, itd slip right out. Probably for the best, if you went out in public all filled up like that id bet youd run to the bathroom to get off, rub your stupid little dick and cum right there in public. Bet youd be all oversensitive and twitchy after, everyone would know youre my little bitch. I only got some free time just now, thats why this took a bit. Came thinking about you insulting yourself. Its fuckin sad. You dont get the details of how i got off, all you get to know is that i did while thinking of you. You oughta thank me for that.

Next time, edge at least five times. Try to go for more, make me proud, yeah? See if you can cum without touching your tiny little prick. Maybe next time you get off, make a poll asking if youre allowed to touch your dick or just your holes. Beg as hard as you can, see if your followers think you deserve it. I know ill be voting for no. Have a nice evening, darlin. I liked touching myself thinking of you

The idea was too hot to resist; I'm glad you enjoyed the show! It drove me crazy and I came so quickly thinking about how I was doing all this to be nothing more than jerk off material for you. It made me super horny all over again as I typed it out, reliving it. Give me instructions and I just can't help but obey like a good little whore! Oh you have no idea just how much of a needy slut I am. I would ask for more jerk off instructions so you could find out just how needy and slutty I am, but it seems you've already provided 😉

God, I'd loved to be filled to the brim with your cum and plugged all day for you 🤤 But you're right, I wouldn't last long before my needy little cock would take over. My horny brain too weak to deny my dick what it wants. I'd have no choice but to give in and rush to find somewhere like a bathroom to touch myself. If the space was big enough, I'd strip off my pants and boxers and spread my legs wide for full access to my dick and holes. Jerk myself off while I play with the plug in my ass 😵‍💫 If the space were too small, well I'd just have to come in my pants. Either way, my oversensitivity, fucked-out expression, and twitch in my step would communicate loud and clear that I just fucked myself stupid. 🥵 Thank you for letting me know you got off to me moaning and degrading myself like a whore. It felt so good imagining it was you insulting me like that and now it feels even better knowing you know all the details of how I came.

Next time I will edge more! I will focus on denying so I can teach myself discipline to make you proud. Aw I don't think I could cum if I don't touch my little dick! But if you and my other followers say I'm only allowed to play with my holes then I'll have to be a good slut and obey. I'll be so desperate to teach myself to cum from just getting fucked because the constant denial would be too much. Fuck I have so many ideas 🤤 I'll keep you all updated as long as you keep telling me you got off to my slutty behavior and keep sending asks like this 😘

[sugar-omi]

thank you omi for blessing us with that audio. i personally found out it was a series and naturally immediately started a free trial on the patreon. i... am not okay to say the least. this has altered my brain chemistry indefinitely. many thanks once more 🙏🏾

omg im so glad you liked it 🤭🤭 subbing to the patreon is fuckin crazy 😂 LITERALLY SAME THOUGHHH

also that other VA someone shared.. mythos.... omg I listened to him for hoursss yesterday. he and that country boy mechanic audio had me dazed all fuckin day please it was crazy...

[writer1queenjaysblog]

💋Daddy's pretty girl2💋

After Jake and Jada fuck she ends up knocked up. So what does Jake do? He takes her away until she gives birth.

Warning ⚠️: stepcest! Pregnancy sex, breeding kink, birth, blood, slight mention of Jake, divorce, cream pie. Minors DNI!

After Jada had sex with Jake it kept going. She wanted to end it, she had to so her mother wouldn't hate her.

Jada tells Jake she didn't want to continue ge wasn't happy. He grabbed her by her neck "So that's what you wanna do baby girl? Hmm? YOU DARE LEAVE ME?!"

Jada struggled Jake snapped out of it. He realized that he hurt her he hugs her "Oh baby girl daddy's sorry- I didn't mean to."

Jada: it's ok..I'm ok.

Jake wrapped his arms around her kissing her he falls onto his bed with Jada under him "pretty girl..daddy's dick misses you~"

Jada took her pink panties off as Jake take his 10 inch cock out he stroke it as precum ooze out the tip it was getting thick as he moaned.

Jake: "Oh fuck..I wanna fuck your pretty pussy so~ bad baby girl..Will you help me? Will you help daddy cum princess?"

Jada: "Yes daddy" She opened her legs as he went inside her thrusting deeper and more rough thrusting faster and faster moaning loudly gripping the sheets and shaking.

Jake: "Ahh! Oohh fuck fuck fuck! Oh baby girl oh yeah right there!" "Your so sweet, so warm, do fucking tight, so tight and juicy! Ah! Oh your better then your mother."

He thruster deeper feeling his orgasm coming fast, "Ahh yes! Ooh I'm cumming! I'm gonna cum im..gonna I'm gonna! AHH FUCK PRINCESS DADDY'S CUMMING!"

He came inside her wet pussy and womb.

4-5 months later

Jada was nauseous one morning, she threw up not knowing why but she go to the doctor.

Dr Simon: Your pregnant Ms sully.

Jada: what ?! Oh God no..maybe I should tell him.

*At dinner*

Jada and Jake were alone at dinner he sees her looking down : what's wrong baby girl?

Jada: daddy..I'm pregnant.

Jake was shocked by this news. "Really babe? Oh Jada I'm so happy!"

Jake saw her face looking sad: "What's wrong princess?"

Jada : "It's just, my mother Neytiri might find out out us. I'm scared Jake."

Jake: "Don't worry my princess I'll take care of it, I'll talk to her and take care of everything."

Late Jake waited for Neytiri to come in his office. Neytiri came in.

Neytiri: Jake I'm here, what is it you want to talk about?

Jake sighed: Neytiri it's over. I've fallen in love with another woman. And it's Jada.

Neytiri looked shocked then she went to hit him she held her back : Jake! You bastard you bastard! Your in love with my daughter?!? My youngest daughter?!

Jake: yes, I am. Jada's an adult now. And there's more.

Neytiri glared at him: What?? What else could you possibly tell me?!

Jake hesitate for a moment before looking at her : She's pregnant with my baby.

Neytiri looked like she was having a heart attack: WHAT?!!! You got your step daughter pregnant?! You bastard!

Jake: Well it's too late to get rid of it. If you suggest anything that'll harm my baby or anything I'll kill you.

He said in a dark threatening way.

He and Neytiri's divorce was over and done, Jake was free he and Jada got Married when she was 6 months pregnant.

At home

Jada was now 7 months pregnant and she looked beautiful, Jake was in lust seeing his new pregnant wife in her pink silk robe naked, her breasts were swollen and she looked thicker. He looked at her thick ass jiggle as she walked he couldn't take anymore.

He takes his clothes off and goes to Jada who was near the bed he kisses her lips deeply as she moaned.

Jada: "Jake what are you doing?"

Jake: "I need it..I need you..your body is driving me nuts. I'm going fuckin crazy princess."

Jake's dick throb with precum oozing out.

Jake: "Open your legs show daddy that pretty wet pussy."

Jada opened her legs her pussy was wet it twitch wanting Jake's big, throbbing, cock.

Jake began fucking her like a wild, savage animal in heat moaning and screaming losing his mind.

Jake: "Ahh!! Ooh yes yes ooh yes Jada fuck! Oh baby girl ah yes~! This pussy is so good~!"

Jada moans feeling Jake's cock hitting her G spot hitting her wet walls squeezing him tighter.

Jada: "Ahh~ Ah! Oh ooh Jake ma Jake yes yes!! Oh fuck yes Jake!"

He pulled out and bend her over having her back arched he pounded her pussy moaning loudly.

Jake: "Ahh baby girl yes ohh yes! I can't wait til my baby's born so I can fuck this pretty wet, slick, tight, sweet pussy and knock you up again!"

Jada: "Yes daddy~! Ohh Jake! Jake yes impregnate me with more of your babies in the future Jake! I'm Cumming daddy! Ahh big daddy- Jake ma Jake I'm gonna cum~!"

Jake thrust faster growling becoming more animalistic while gripping her thick ass.

Jake: "Daddy's cumming too princess! Ohh princess princess! Ah Jada ahh I'm cumming too princess I'm cumming take it, take it, take your husband's cum!"

He came in her.

9 Months 🤰

Jada gave birth to a baby girl. Her name was Angelina Annie Sully.

Jake held her tiny hand smiling: "My baby girl, she's so precious and beautiful Jada. I love you so much."

Jada: "Thanks ma Jake our little baby girl is here."

2 years later

Jada and Jake had sex together after their 2nd anniversary.

Jada was pregnant again. She gave birth to another baby girl named Anastasia Alicia Sully.

Jake was happy with his new family.

[nrcnewspaperclub]

Day 4 of getting banned from every dorm.

So I’ve tackled heartslabyul and pomefiore, which I assumed would be the easiest. And also Ignihyde of course, then again I was never officially banned but I have been staying at a friends dorm and no one from Ignihyde has welcomed me back so. Yeah

I wasn’t sure where to head to next, so I decided, yeah Octavinelle should be pretty easy.

So I’d say im fairly close friends with Floyd, I’d consider him one of my best friends at the school. So I decided to text him about my endeavors and see if he’d be willing to help me get banned from Octa, and I knew it’d completely depend on his mood. I was either gonna get ratted out to Azul, ignored, or he was gonna comply. And perfectly enough, I received back just what I wanted. After some conspiring we came up with a plan. Well, two plans.

Plan A was to play the long game and get a job at mostro to try and get banned that way, buuut I’m impatient and that has a low success rate. Plan B however was more my style

So I rolled over to mostro this morning and I was sure that Floyd was waiting and Azul was present, and I was correct. I was met with Floyd begrudgingly waiting tables and Azul conversing with some juniors near the bar.

I slid into a table and Floyd immediately beelined to me, and we went over our plan once more. My plan was to guilt trip Azul into giving me free stuff throughout the day, then pull off some crazy stunt to make him regret it.

The guilt tripping is the hard part. I’m not a theatre kid, I’m in basketball, so I can’t take cry or come up w some dramatic sob story. But I am friends with Jamil so, I do have some skill of manipulation from observing him, however Azul is also a master manipulator so he’d see right through me. Thus, why I have a Floyd

We sort out a story and Floyd calls Azul over, and after a minute he comes over with his octo-swagger

So I start my story, TL;DR is that I made up a lie that Ignihyde was short on food becuase Idia was refusing to take responsibility for his own dorm, so I wanted to get a day or so’s worth of food for my friends to help in this trying time, but I was low on cash. Azul was skeptical and kept egging me on for more details, eg. “cook it yourself,” “have ortho get some food,” etc, all of which I had an argument locked and loaded.

Azul still wasn’t believing me, so Floyd pulled out the Floyd puppy eyes.

“Awwww, Azuu!! Orca-chans just trying to help her dorm outtt 🥺🥺 can’t you spare him a couple things???? 🥺🥺”

Then Azul decided he was feeling charitable, and he’d give me discounted things. I was gonna accept this but then Floyd jumped in again, he’s more dedicated to this than I am-

“Didn’t you hear them???? He doesn’t have any money!!!! We have enough food for some freebies, his dorm is starving!!!”

Azul then let out the longest and loudest sigh I have ever heard, I think everyone in the restaurant turned around, before he said smth to affect of “I suppose I’ll find it in me to be charitable” and agreed to give me two free meals so long as Floyd cooked them, and that I eventually pay him back in some way, be it throufh money or labor.

I accepted the food and offered to pay for a coffee cuz I’m a nice bitch but Floyd payed for the coffee for me, so now I owe Floyd money too cuz i wanted some fuckin mud water

Anyway obviously Ignihyde isn’t starving so me and my friend just shared the free meals over lunch.

This isn’t where this ends tho. I came back to mostro for dinner, and this time I’d gotten Jade into it as well.

I didn’t intend to involve Jade, but it so happened to turn out that way cuz Floyd had informed Jade what was happening and he decided he was in on it

I managed to flag down Azul and speak to him for a bit, eventually going back into my story after thanking him an unnecessary amount of times to butter him up for a higher chance of free shit

Then out of nowhere liek some gods descending from heaven the leech twins materialized behind me in a flash of light and started joining me in my manipulating but they’re wayyy better than me so it was more convincing

Azul put his foot down tho, and said he wasn’t allowing me any more free stuff, especially not before I’d payed off the other ones. I pointed out that if I’m in debt now then the meals weren’t free, to which Azul got all offended, then Floyd got offended on my behalf, “Really, how could you do that to her????”

Azul started sputtering and not being able to form words, so I decided I’d “let it go.” Then goes into phase two of me and Floyd’s original plan

I slid into the bar and ordered a mocktail, which Floyd made perfectly, as per the norm. Hwoever, as he was bringint it to me, he ‘tripped’, spilling juice all over Azul’s nice leather barstools and wood countertops.

Azul looked pissed, and was very sternly scolding Floyd, to which he whines, very convincingly, “ORCA TRIPPED ME UP!” And points accusingly at me

Jade catches on and plays along, “my my, it seems Floyd is correct. I do recall seeing (my name) try to catch Floyd off balance, I do wonder why they’d do such a thing…” to which Azul tells me to get out.

That was a couple hours ago, I walked by mostro just a few minutes ago and I am on the banned list posted on the door! Why they have a banned list, I don’t know, but Rook is also on it!

Four down, three to go. Where next?

-🐾

this feels like reading a fan fiction from the early internet, but, like, in a good way.