#im fast as fuck boiiiiii

[birdsongisland]

Toadstool for @panstarry :D

[majorasnightmare]

Boiiiiii if you don't do Jack for the OC meme imma fite u bc I know nothing about them

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE JACK I JUST NEVER GET TO TALK ABOUT HIM 

IM GONNA DO HIS DND INCARNATION BECAUSE ITS THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND

Full Name: Jack Galanodel

Gender: Undecided/Masculine (idk if Cis or Trans guy yet??)

Sexuality: Gay as fuck

Pronouns: He/Him

Ethnicity/Species: Afro-Brazillian in human AU’s, undecided Elf in DNDBirthplace: Unknown, raised in Shadow Monk temple high in the mountainsBirthdate: Unknown, Aries

Class: Dual Class, Shadow Monk, Assassin RogueAlignment: Chaotic Good

Guilty Pleasures: Knives. Dude just LOVES knives. Especially butterfly knives. He collects them and uses them as fidget toys. Jack also unironically loves cheesy sci fi, and puns (but never makes them himself), and strawberry chocolate

Phobias: Insects and anything big enough to swallow him whole

What they would be famous for: His overall skill. Jack strikes fast and hits hard, and then is gone again before you even know what hit you. Rarely is an enemy not taken down by one or two of jacks attacks, as his skill in hand to hand combat is second to none, thanks to years of training as a monk, then an assassin, then as a student learning from Alice’s swordplay techniques. What he lacks in obvious magical talent he more than makes up for with his skill with knives and martial weapons. Jack is one of the few members of the team who isn’t reliant on magical talents, mainly using his shadow magic to aid his natural stealth. 

What they would get arrested for: unintentional trespassing, and accidental vandalism (and possibly assassination if he was ever found out)

OC you ship them with: I don’t have a boyfriend for Jack yet and its a DAMN SHAME

OC most likely to murder them: How could anyone hurt that beautiful face, you just cant

Favorite movie/Book Genre: unironically loves the Fast and the Furious series, and loves typical shonen/adventure storylines like the beginning of Hunter x Hunter and One Piece

Least favorite movie/book cliche: Love at first sight, it makes no sense yOU JUST MET AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME BUILD UP BEFORE YOU MAKE OUT UGH

Talents and/or Powers: Jack has a natural affinity for lightning and shadow, which boosts his speed and agility (responsible for why he’s one of the fastest characters in the team), and as mentioned earlier, he is ridiculously talented with martial weapons. Why someone might love them: Witty and charming, Jack is also an easygoing prankster, a kindhearted and good natured person, and loyal to loved ones to a fault. Jack’s easygoing mannerisms helps hide deep seated insecurities of not being capable enough to defend his loved ones from those who would harm them, of not being good enough, and worries if his friends and loved ones care about him as much as he does them

Why someone might hate them: if anyone hates my knife son, meet me behind an arbys in twenty minutes for an ass kickingHow they change: Jack’s arc centers around jack accepting and acknowledging his own feelings as just as valid and worthy as everyone elses. Jack has a bad habit of assuming his problems dont need to be dealt with since he doesn’t see them as as bad as everyone elses, resulting in him bottling up his problems, including hiding his crush on Uriel, as he doesn’t think its important enough to talk about. Eventually, a cave in during a dungeon crawl results in Uriel and Jack being trapped together, resulting in all of jacks bottled feelings coming to the surface and him blowing up at uriel unintentionally, ending with a feelings jam and a closer bond between the two of them, even tho uriel doesnt reciprocate jacks crush(uriel doesnt date much in general), and jack admitting it was more of a shallow crush overall. They end up passing the time telling stories from their childhood, something uriel appreciates as jack has plenty, and uriel never had much of a childhood. Why you love them: jack originally started out as a wolf and lightning themed loner, who never said much of anything, and while the themes remain, jack is now one of my most vocal and playful characters in the group. ive always loved the “rogue with heart of gold” trope ;v; and jacks just a super nice character overall? really nice, super friendly, and a great help to other characters with mental illness as he shares his coping methods (Jack has ADHD, along with comorbid depression). 

[whatthetictac]

Dear diary,

The cutest shit *just* happened! Omg so my little neighbor Will was dropped off by his bus and I was chilling with Nick in my driveway. Will runs past and Nick goes "fast as fuck boiiiiii" and im laughing so hard. Will comes up and he goes "you're back from college and you didnt let me know??" Like cute af. Like made my week. Love that little cutie. I can't believe he's in 8th grade! He's so short and adorable!

[markyishanthonymartinez]

3/10/17

haps haps haps.

good day yay. 

ye

okay so got up and ate a nice healthy breakfast cause growing boys need that kinda stuff ya’know. wait i take it back. not growing boy. never growing. they can't make me grow up if i’m in neverland. 

uh but yes food and got all dapper. 

Just for comparisons sake, I got up about an hour and a half before class to make sure I was completely ready to go to my interview straight after class. Bags got up about 15 minutes before class. 

Walked to class. I’d hate to say this, but paid very minimal attention in class. Just couldn't do it today. Took notes here and there, but I was pretty checked out and played pokemon on my phone lol. 

Then went to the ecc with poles, jeff, jt, bags, ya’know the usual. I printed out resumes and researched southwest gas and listened to the best of tunes. oh also i studied for our quiz in systems. 

quiz sucked.

i hate systems.

wait no i take that back. i wouldn't actually know if i hate systems because i don't really know what systems is because our teacher is a fucking jfapoiehgalkdhg;ajkr. one of those. 

but yes so v frustrating it makes me want to lay in a hole and not get out of that hole ever.

dipped tf outta there after the quiz. wanted to get on the way to carson. but poles said the last half our of class was a huge waste of time so i really didn't miss that much. 

walked to jeff’s, hopped in da whip, went to carson.

the drive was super lax, i had never made that drive before and really didn't know what to expect, but it was cakey wakey. buuuut, i could definitely imagine it being a headache if there was poopy weather, so hopefully that never happens ever when i make the drive. (it will duh)

got to carson pretty early, but that’s exactly what i was planning on. went to walmart, copped a padfolio cause i had been needing one anyways and this was the perfect excuse to finally get one. then was v hungry and i realized that i defs didn't want to tummy rumbling and grumbling during my interview so i hit up the yelp-mobile. decided on this chinese place across the street, went. it was super quiet and qt. got yummy food. probably ate too fast but i was nervous okay. sat in my car practicing interview questions and ya’know, just making sure i hadn't nervously forgotten the entire english language. 

i hadn't.

for the most part.

hit up yung linda, she let me in the front door. sat me down in the conference room and that was where i waited nervously. not that nervously tbh. the mountains looked rly prtty outside the window so i kinda just leaned back and took them in. 

then the ladies who were interviewing me came along.

(okay this is gonna sound kinda dickish, but i was immediately relieved when i found out it was two women who would be interviewing me cause idk i know i’m charming and clever and i think i’m most effective in those things with the opposite gender)

that wasn't really that dickish. just saying it gave me a bit more comfort/confidence. 

they had a lot of fucking questions

so many

sooooo many

like 12. but not like twelve little “oh hi, 1. what is ur name? 2. why are you dumb?” but like full multiple-part, open-ended, thought-inducing, questions. hellllla putting me on the spot. honestly i slipped up on when and kinda lied lmao. but other than that i was clutchhhhhh. idk they seemed to like me. i talked a lot but they seemed okay with it so why the heck not, i love talking about myself. 

LMAO NO THAT SOUNDS SO DICKISH. i mean i do, but idk. doesn't everyone love telling other people about things they’re passionate about? like that’s something i crave. not only to tell people and share my own passions, but to allow people to tell me their passions and have them shared with me. passion is a great thing. (i’m probably just saying that cause i’m 1000% the most overly passionate person on planet earth).

but yeah answered hellllla questions and did my thang. then they had me talk to another dude after them, cause i guess he wanted me to “stop by his office.” he asked me “those” questions. greatest strength. greatest weakness. why should we hire you?

those are pretty standard and i was ready for them, but, this goes back to what i was saying earlier, he was so much harder to manipulate with my language. like he wouldn't react to things i said in the way you’re supposed to.

“supposed to” lol

this totally isn't a sexist thing tbh. maybe it’s just that most guys suck at talking lol. 

like me

but yeah i thought it went really well and fingers crossed, i should know in a few weeks is what they said.

fingees crossed.

drove back, listened to a lot of angry music. i promise it wasn't me, shuffle was just feeling angry so i went with the flow. 

got back, played some video juegos, changed.

then i went to get hellllla unlimited steggs with poles. which really meant get one serving of eggs and just keep asking for more steak. 

at first we were just chilling, eating our steggs, watching that march madness action. 

but

then the boiiiiii, the one and only, the man the myth the legend, double b spots us from across the room and waves to poles.

lol not me, i swear he only waved to poles. dead serious. kinda sad

but then he came over to us and sat with us and we all started talkin’ it up, what we’ve been up to, how stuffs going, the usual.

but then that yung nevada game starts and we start talking about sports and you couldn't shut us up if you tried. i never realized brett was so into sports, but being able to have multiple conversations about different sports and different aspects of them and all encompassing ish was so clutch. he was our boy the whole night. then brian poles rolled up with his bae and one of his homies and we became the popular af table. met hella tke’s cause apparently everyone loves brett. 

nevada won, this puts them one game away from the automatic bid to the tourney and i am so hyyyyyyyyype. the comeback was too real. 

talked it up with a bunch of homies, came home, played some games with kyle, decided i was done, been sitting in my room alone typing this out for about an hour now. 

final thoughts: 

um im not trying to toot my own horn here, but sometimes i feel like my brain is hecka great. like idk how is it that i can develop well-thought ideas about math and the government and energy and sports and religion and politics and psychology and so so so so so many things that i am interested in, meanwhile there’s still people sharing obviously fake articles on facebook without reading them.

like idk yin yang i guess.

dab on em//stay beautiful

- mark gasthony martinez