#im drunk sowwy

[final-milf-ratchet]

G1 rodimags good. G1 rodimags underrated

[indagonightmare]

I got fucking RAPED by my ex MUTIPLE TIMES when we were together wtfffgggfffff

[kyo-hiki]

did i play morrowind just to see dagoth? yes. did i also find out that morrowind is the best game ive ever played? also yes.

[ratatatastic]

“did you get in trouble for taking the cup into the ocean” “yes” WITHOUT HESITATION NO PAUSE IMMEDIATE YES. LMAO THATS A KID THAT GOT CHEWED OUT TO HELL AND BACK

[the-patrex]

No job no boss just fun - brooooo please do me next IM BEGGING

[starfallen-sloth]

Forgpt to post this when I had Tumblr open 3 hours ago so we post it now

This is the correct way to eat a banana I am not taking critism

[vinilsoup]

He/him I'll kill you if you call me she

[codeform]

thinkin abt how ive got gender (simplified)(for cis ppl) and also gender! (fun)(for other trans ppl) but ALSO Gender? (weird)(for other non-humans)

[greasydumbfuck]

im being very /srs

suddenly felt a need to marry frank how over is it for me on a scale from one to ten

[i-like-ratsssss]

“Where the fuckkkkkk is Johnny Cade?’ “ Dally asked, wasted out of his goddamn mind. “Dally I’m right here you drunk fuck.” Johnny says standing right infront of him.”where the fuck is Ponyboytoy??????” He asked, thay had Infact lost ponyboy. “Like I know where he went I’ve been here trying to make sure you don’t pass the fuck out Dallas.” “Oh tee-HEA I rember where he is!!?! I gave him a drink or like 6 and threw him at Cherry Valance. Tenahhshshdhdehhehdhd he’s drunk as shitttttttt” Dally giggles cutley “You what?!?!?!” Darry yells “relaxeeeee he’s like basically 21… what is he? 13. Ayeeee he’s a man” Soda stared in horror, Johnny was jaw dropped “YOU THREW MY BOYFRIEND AT CHERRY VALANCE!!” Johnny yells “hmm hmn” Dally smiled like a fucking 4 year old “Sowwy.” He giggled, Sodapop stared at Dally “bro you have a 14 year old alcohol 😭😨” Darry was still pisseddddd, “relax it was only 4 vodka bottles” Soda stared in awe “ONLY????” Two-bit was passed out on the floor, Ponyboy walked up behind dally “HAI :3” he giggled (gay ass am I right) Dally immediately kicked him in the balls and face. Ponyboy cried then passed out “OMG MY BOYFRIENDS DEAD!!” Johnny cried, Darry walked back from getting water and stared. “Why is my kid brother lying on the floor?” “Dally dared him to drink like idk a lot of alcohol or shit and then kicked him in the balls” Steve said calmly “Damn. Is he good?” Darry asked. he was answered by Ponyboy turning around and aggressively vomiting “hai Darry :3333 XD” “We’re going home come on y’all.” Darry says dragging Pony out by the arm, in the middle of the drive Dally opened the door and threw Ponyboy out, then closed it. Soda stared in horror “shit he dead” Two-bit said calmly, Darry was confused not seeing what happened “what happened? You all right pone?” Pony never responded. Steve who was sitting next to Soda said “oh ya dally killed him and threw him out the window” Darry Stopped the car and hit a lamppost killing them all. Dead Steve then said “Damn we all dead now”

WHAT

WHAT DID I JUST READ?? IM LEGIT GIGGLING

[bonni]

9 & 16!! (ALL THE GOOD ONES WERE TAKEN IM SOWWY)

9. Best month for you this year?

July! It was such a period of growth for me, I spent some great time with my family and I reconnected with several friends. It was definitely the point at which I started becoming more comfortable with the idea of moving forward with my life

16. Post a picture from the beginning of the year.

I am absolutely wasted in this photo, it was taken on new years 😭 the dog belongs to a family friend who I hang out with/do odd jobs for sometimes, we decided to get drunk together on nye because neither of us had plans (but the picture was taken after midnight so it counts!)

[nebula-award]

Rewatched TFP Wrote Down All My Thoughts

Nov 11, 2023: This was in my drafts FOREVER so I’m adding it to the queue finally. 

Dec 20, 2022: I binged TFP again because I was missing them, and wanted to write some fics, so here’s everything I noticed/thought.

S1

Megatron is the real theater kid Ratchet could definitely be a mad scientist June is trying her best but she's gotta stop Please June stop stop it now Megs is a gentleman holy shit WAIT RATCHET DOES HAVE EYEBROWS THAT AREN'T THE BIG ORANGE THINGYS

S2

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW SICK RAF'S SHOES ARE! Megs is still clearly salty about losing Orion (not OP but ORION) I like the MECH scientist who said "as luck would have it" at Operation: Bumblebee 00:07:56 KEEP HIM SCREAMER GETTING HIT BY THE PROPELLERS AND TANISHING HIS IMAGINE AT Operation Bee 00:13:00 WOULDVE BEEN GREAT Miko is so animated and dynamic!!! Ratchet be salty but a good dad (Well I’m sorry to disapoint... wanna ride with the siren on?:>) BULKDAD BULKDAD BULKDAD (translation: bee and Bulk moments kill) Bruh Bulkhead v Breakdown and Bee v KO KO's having the time of his life with Bee Bulk pairing Bee THE ONE WHO CANT TRANSFORM with the DRIVABLE CON Fowler it's not like he can't understand you, you can't understand Bee Ratchet's drunk from power down Screamer could do great things if he'd listen to people Aww skyquake and dreadwing chose the same vechile/guy to steal from aww Man Wheeljack became a tired grumpy yet badass oldman "One I consider a brother" hm interesting thank you dreadwing Sowwy fishieees JESUSS CHRIST PRIME WITH THAT 19:05 BATTLE SCREAM I forgot that arachnid dismantled breaky im crying MECH still in the gov. ratchet improved fowlers ship  'Nine lives' megs IS a cat YOU'RE DEALING WITH ALIEN ROBOTS CORNEL YOU DUMBFUCK DEFEAT A UNICORN THIS BITCH Flying Mind is honestly an underrated episode Fowler IS the earth representative woahhhh dark that Scream has to perform surgery on himself Stoic Prime is best prime Dad energy from Wheeljack at 19:21 Hurt HOLY FUCK A CLOWN CAR RATCHET I LOVE YOU Scream laughing at a dancing monkey Right Megs removed a prime's arm to replace his ownn I forgot Hard Knocks 10:33 Bulkcee SMOKESCREEN IS KING (INSIDE JOB 9:40 & 12:30) Everyone knows this but that poor vehicon I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN when screamer calls sOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEED OP Up at 19:20 KO ALWAYS gets me at pach 4:05

S3

Magnus need more screen time

Also the kids probably have PTSD

[vhstape]

sowwy im drunk

[marginal-effect]

gonna be a mopey bitch for a second because this is my public diary and im drunk sowwy

genuinely finding it so much harder to witness the passage of time knowing that it's likely just going to keep getting worse in every way possible lol. i used to shit on the cottagecore girlies and obnoxious millennial types for constantly seeking out and reinventing nostalgia based slop to cope but i think we're finally hitting my own personal threshold, except i don't even really have a childhood yearn for and instead just fixate on the same 4 years of young adulthood when there was like, hope.

ofc i can't shut everything out and retreat into a hole bc the problems are still there but. would it make a difference when everyone else has either already given up or deluded themselves into thinking they can change the world via some posting revolution. the accelerationist in me kinda just wants everything to collapse spectacularly bc then we could start moving forward again at least. or i should just kms

[woodencuffs]

Drunk princess

She thought she was successfully sneaking drinks but as soon as I got home I could tell she’d been drinking from her flushed face and smell of it on her breath; her drinking wasn’t aginst the rules but normally she asked instead of being sneaky about it and even then she rarely got hammered. I poured myself a few drinks as well noticing her sneaking off to the kitchen occasionally and could the cap of one of the various liquor bottle being slowly unscrewed each time. We chitchated about our days and plans while I contemplated what to do about this situation. After about her 4th trip to kitchen her speech was beginning to slur and she wasn’t as steady on her feet as normal “princess come here” I called to her she came over holding her cup and I patted my lap “sit” she plopped down on my lap heavily sloshing some of drink on me and the couch I grunted with the impact and she giggled; I wrapped my arms around her and just held her while she chattered on while sipping her drink. Finally as her cup was getting close to empty I took it from her hand and took a sip and she went silent “hmmmm Princess what’s in here” “just juice daddy” she slurred. I squeezed my free arm around her a little tighter “Princess daddy’s not dumb” I said not raising my voice but adding some sternness to it as an unspoken warning about lying. “There’s alcohol in it” she mumbled I handed her back her cup and she began to protest raising her voice a bit “but it’s ok for me to have it in a big girl” I pushed her hand with the cup up towards her mouth. “Well it just made you lie to me and I know you’d never do that without it right? But go ahead and finish that one and we’ll talk about it” she glumly downed the rest of her drink and put the cup down “im sowwy daddy but it’s just really good and makes me feel funny I just wanted to have some” I stroked her hair “princess I have no problem with you drinking it’s just how much and that you didn’t tell me what if I didn’t know and something happened to you” “you’ll protect me daddy because you’re big and strong” I kissed her neck “you’re right daddy will protect you but what if he’s away and there’s another big strong man around?” She hmphed and said “well he’s not my daddy so I wouldn’t look at him” at this point I pushed one of my hands down into her shorts to rub between her legs and the other hand went up her crop top groping her breast; she squirmed in my lap whimpering “what if the big strong man did this and said he was your daddy now” I growled in her ear; she squirmed some more and whimpered “I’d wun away from him” “but princess you’re drunk how could you possibly run away” “I could” she squealed. I placed another kiss on her neck before whispering in her ear “then show me..run”

She tried to jump out of my lap but I hooked her shorts with both hands and yanked them down she stumbled but I wrapped both my arms around her holding her up to break her fall. She gasped as I lifted her wile holding her shorts down with my foot taking her completely out of them before putting her back down and quickly lifting her top over her head and arms; she tried to resist but she was sluggish from the booze and while I had a buzz I still had full control of my movements and my speed and strength was too much for her. Now having stripped her down I quickly leaned down and grabbed something from her shorts and pocketed it then from behind I grabbed her throat and forced her straight up back up against me and with the other hand I rubbed her pussy before pushing two fingers in listening to her moan. We stood like this for a few minutes my hand hand constantly moving and exploring inside her wile the other would go from throat to putting fingers in her mouth while I kissed and bit on her shoulders and neck; finally I pulled my fingers out of her with one hand and grabbed what I’d picked up earlier from my pocket and with the other hand I grabbed her chin and turned her head so I could plant a soft kiss on her cheek. “Now what Princess the big strong man caught you what would you do now” “I-i-I’d scream” she stammered shakily “but Princess how are you gonna do that with a full mouth?” I replied with a smirk. She opened her mouth to ask what I meant but I had her panties in my hand quickly shoved them in her mouth with one hand wile holding onto her hair to keep her from jerking away before she quite figured out what was happening. At first she was so shocked she just let it happen but then tried to spit them out but i covered her mouth. “Shhh we can’t have you screaming little girl” i whispered in her ear.

I dragged her over to the the side of the couch and pushed her over the arm and she caught herself and tried to push herself back up while I hastily undid my belt and dropped my pants; she managed to get back to her feet and I pushed her back over the arm but this time when she caught herself I leaned over her keeping her from getting back up. I grabbed a pillow and slid it under her head “here you go princess get comfortable” I said and then forced her arms out and behind her back making her go face first into the pillow. Now that she was down I grabbed her hips and pulled her into position admiring how cute she was; now that I had her lined up I plunged my cock into her and held it for a second hearing her moan. She tried to squirm away and I grabbed both her hands and held them behind her back as a began to build my thrusting rhythm. After I had a good hard rhythm built up I let go of her hands and began to use mine to slap her ass, run my nails down her lower back, pull her hair. And occasionally when i noticed she’d managed to work her panties partially out of her mouth I’d shove my fingers in with them to resecure them. I told her how good it felt and how pretty she looked and occasionally leaning down to plant a kiss on her body. I was in a rut and needed more tomorrow she’d be sore but since she was so drunk tonight she was feeling mostly pleasure from what she could feel. I began switching holes and heard her moans pick up a new intensity I just kept going almost getting lost in the pleasure of her; then finally I slowed down and reached down pulling her drool soaked panties out of her mouth and held them in front of her face “what a mess” I said and tossed them. She was out of breath and shaking I patted her butt and said “do you see why daddy’s worried now princess” “yesssss” she moaned “is anyone else allowed to do this to you?” I asked “noooo only daddy” “and why is that?” “Because I’m yours” she whimpered “that’s right princess you’re mine so please watch your drinking from now on and don’t lie or try and sneak it by me ok?” “Ok daddy” she whispered quietly looking back at me with puppy eyes. I began to start up again fucking her slowly and working back up to speed and reached down to grab her hair pulling it back “who can do this to you?” “Dadddyyyy” she moaned. I slapped her ass “and who else?” “Noooo oneeee” she managed to get out after a gasp. I slapped her ass again “why?” She gasped again “because I’m yours” another slap “and who else’s?” Ughhhh nooo one else’s” I laid another couple slaps down on her ass “let me hear it all together” she stuttered, mumbled, and gasped but managed to get it all out that she was mine and only mine and no one as allowed to touch her besides me” I went into a full sprint at that point fucking her as hard as I could until I finally reached my limit and finished with a clenched teeth groan. She laid there breathing hard and I admired my handiwork of all the little marks I’d left she would definitely be requiring princess treatment tomorrow. I pulled her up, kissed her, and picked her up in a cradle hold “you’re my angel you know” I whispered and she smiled and leaned her head on me as I carried her to bed.

[seefasters]

well that sounds great for ofmd