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scapegoat

[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people

Panel 1: A lime green person and a turquoise person are talking. The lime green person has a piece of paper.

Lime: "Hey I thought this might be interesting to you, there's a study now showing that prejudice against chromatic people in the green-yellow hue range is stronger"

Turquoise: "Well uh. That's interesting. I'm suspicious of the conclusion but willing to look at it and consider changing my mind on the issue if-"

From off-panel: "It's true and they deserve it!"

Panel 2: A dark blue person appears, gloating.

Dark Blue: "Think about it for a moment! It's always green people getting caught doing bizarre nonsense! Their optics are horrendous!"

Turquoise: "What the fuck"

Dark Blue: "If it wasn't for green people we'd all be better off! They're the ones getting in the way of chromatic solidarity and making all of us look bad!"

Panel 3: The dark blue person continues rambling while the other two look from the foreground

Dark Blue: "Misoviridy is real and I am its champion! Join me! Get misoviridypilled! Realize that the fucking greenies are all we need to sacrifice to be fine for ourselves!"

Turquoise: "No that's fucked up

What the fuck. Is this the rabbit hole I'm in? I need to go think for a bit."

Lime: "Yeah let's go any direction that points away from this person."

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worldbuilding

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Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people

Panel 1: A leaf green person and a lime green person are talking

Leaf: "Oh yeah I've been making more 'Hormones That Change Your Phenotype' comics by the way"

Lime: "…Why? I thought we both agreed they fell off after you added more than two genders."

Leaf: "No, I stand by that decision, the lore's been cleaned up after I deleted the ones with pymen. But anyway. Wanna see?"

Lime: "I… guess?"

Panel 2: The two are in front of a computer, Leaf in the chair.

Leaf: "…So what do you think?"

Lime: "I mean. It's still weird as shit. But I guess it's less reductive about huerarchy.

But… Why's there a green human?"

Leaf: "Oh that's just in-universe lore."

Lime: "What"

Panel 3: Leaf has turned around to explain while Lime is exasperated

Leaf: "Yeah so like sometimes humans put on body paint for fun reasons, but then this one got a batch that didn't wash off, and-"

Lime: "No. No, delete that one. This is a ridiculously inappropriate take on real-life chromatic issues. Why do your politics go to shit the moment you start worldbuilding??"

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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

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This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.

This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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I love old union songs because it's like this fucking asshole was a scab so we fucking threw him in the river and he broke his spine and when he went to heaven he was scabbing on the angels so they fired him down to heaven and the devil was like you have to work in hell for being a dirty scab

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did you seriously just burn my last spider

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big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now