#im drunk but grell!!

[ieatgoldfishy]

Game - Sebastian Michaelis x chubby! Fem! Reader

Warnings: alcohol and getting drunk, lap sitting, suggestive talk, Sebastian gets hard, teasing, they don’t actually fuck, this is part one.

Big gaps in texts are supposed to be time skips

Lmk if I should actually write part two

Not proof read !!!!!!!

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You had gotten a letter in the mail about a small get together for the ‘adults’ in the mail. It’s was from Ceil, A friend you had met through Sebastian, his butler. It was a hand written letter, it read “Madam Y/n, as per my master’s request, you have been invited to the manor for an adults night. We encourage that you come tonight at 9:00pm.”

You just took it inside. You didn’t know what he meant by “adult night” was it a suggestive party? Or just a get together of certain adults. Anyways, it was around 5:00pm when you read the letter so you decided to start getter ready.

You were about to walk out the door before you looked at the sky and saw it was still light out. “Fuck it” you told yourself, not wanting to wait in your home.

You began your walk to the manor. It was quite funny actually, you were a being that could fly for fucks sake and your walking. You were about halfway there when you got fed up and just flew.

When you arrived at the building, you looked through the window to see Sebastian setting out some silverware. You knocked on the door and it opened a couple seconds later.

“Madam Y/n? Your here early.” He said. You walked in. “I suppose I am. Do you need any help at all?” You asked as Sebastian took your coat from you and hug it up.

“Oh dear no, that’s a butlers job” he said. “But it’s an adults night. Shouldn’t you be taking a break?” You asked. He led you to a seat at the table. “Im allowed a break after my master is put to bed.” He said.

You nodded in response. “Why are you hear so early?” A young voice called out. “Well isn’t it always nice to see you, ciel” You told. He began to speak but there was a knock at the door.

You started to get up to get it but a hand was placed onto your shoulder. “Sit, madam y/n, this is another butler job” he said in a teasing voice. From the door in came grell, madam red, Ronald, and William. In total being six adults in the room now.

Grell walked into the dinning room and yelled, “what the hell is she doing here?!” She almost screamed. Grell had hated you for two reasons, one, you were a demon, like Sebastian which he was more liking to mate with. And two, you were so much prettier than her.

“I’m an adult am I not?” You asked, acting oblivious. “That’s not the point!” She mumbled. You greeted the other people who came in and you all sat down at the table

It was well into the night by now. Ciel was put to sleep and it was just the adults now. William hadn’t taken a sip of alcohol while madam red, grell and Roland on the other hand were drunk off their asses. Somehow, the room fell silent for a second.

“Sebastian..” madam red slurred out. He looked in her direction. “Ya know how you always so composed?” She dragged out. “Yes, why?” He asked In return. She thought for a moment before sitting up and yelling “how about we play a game. Whoever can make Sebastian flustered wins $100!”

“I don’t see why not” he said with a smirk on his face. Everyone began telling inappropriate stories and jokes to try and get him to crack but nothing worked. You tried thinking of anytime you’ve caught him staring at someone and where he was looking.

An idea suddenly popped into your head. “Sebastian, you don’t strike me as a guy who’s like a skinned girl” you started. He only nodded in response, wondering where you were going with this.

“But if a girls too big you don’t like them either huh” you got up and walked towards him. You sat your thick thighs on either sides of his legs, caging him. You grabbed his hand and brought to your waist, setting it down.

“I suppose my body would be to your liking?” You stared into his eyes. Type watched as his face went from pale to a bright red in an instant. You got off of him and sat down next to him.

You looked around a the room as you started laughing. Madam red looked so shocked, grell looked like she was about to kill you, and Ronald and William were both slightly blushing.

When you finished laughing you looked At Sebastian’s face again, it was still such a bright color. Your eyes trailed down his body and stopped at his crotch. He was hard.

He definitely wasn’t fully hard but he also looked huge. The others were to distracted to notice. He stood up “it is time for you all to leave. Sighs were heard as they walked out the door.

You began to walk out but your wrist was grabbed. “Your staying here for the night” he told you.

[herralmakah-blog]

Let us all take a moment to pray to our Lord and Saviour Grell Sutcliff and appreciate all that She is

[grellsuckclit]

happy new years to ciel and grell only

[achairwithapandaonit]

some of my kuroshitsuji art got reblogged recently so that inspired me to draw for my reincarnation au which i can honestly not remember that much about except othello and the undertaker are responsible, sebastian had like a 200 year depression funk in the phantomhive manor where he kept saying no of course the household wasn’t my found family while getting drunk with grelle and ronald, ciel just wants to be left alone to do his homework PLEASE (but also he has a detective or chess club or something because he has to be in charge of something with his ambitions), and the rest of the phantomhive servants are there somewhere im pretty sure. like mey rin’s doing archery, bard is living his best life, finny ran away from home in germany to re-find his found family, and idk what’s up with snake i seem to remember bard finding him robbing a zoo of their snakes and being like of course this is how we meet again and then adopting him.

anyway i think it’s a big power move to find the reincarnated kid who used to have a contract with you and annoy the fuck out of him while pretending no of course we’re not found family

[shinigami-dispatch-association]

Alright I’ve finally organised my thoughts into coherent she texted so the ranting, headcanoning, and rambling may begin. This is gonna be pretttty long. So!

Reapers and Demons in Kuroshitsuji, a theory/headcanon/AU/Rant:

In Kuro, we are introduced to 9 Reapers:

Grell Sutcliffe

Ronald Knox

William Spears

Alan Humpries (I think Kuromyu 2 and 2.5 can be considered canonical due to the following panel)

Eric Slingby (see above.)

Othello

136649 (Undertaker)

Zasha

Ludger

Now, what do we know about the Reapers? Well,

All Reapers were once humans who committed suicide

All Reapers have phosphorescent, yellow/green eyes

All Reapers have bad eyesight and require glasses (with the exception of UT, though he is still unable to see clearly. He just uses other senses.)

Reapers have enhanced agility, endurance, and technology.

All Reapers have a Death Scythe that they can customise if given permission (It can cut through any material, except another Death Scythe)

They need food, water, and sleep to survive. They can likely get drunk and do drugs as well if Ronald’s character song can be interpreted as canon (unlikely but I’ll take it)

Collect souls to review and store them

They are forbidden from interfering with humans. They must remain neutral between humans and gods

This last one is what got my tiny little goblin mind thinking. And not very many things can do that.

“You [Grell], who should have stayed neutral between God and humans...”

- Sebastian (Chapter 9: Page 9)

Sebastian mentions God(s), possibly plural because this is Japanese and there is no singular/plural differentiation.

What God(s)? Is there a third supernatural being in this universe? Well, let’s look at the other one, besides Reapers.

Demons

There is only 1 demon confided in canon (I refuse to acknowledge season 2, no matter how much I love Hannah and the Triplets). We do not know very much about demons, but here’s what I have. Some of these are assumptions based on Sebastian (and Claude unfortunately):

A demon’s eyes change into a pinkish-red colour when using their powers

Demons have enhanced speed, strength, and perception

They do not need to eat, drink, or sleep. Though the last one is recreational.

Steal/kill for souls to eat them

Can interfere with mortal lives by forming contracts.

Demons and Reapers are seen as opposing forces in canon multiple times, think about Will’s reaction to seeing Sebastian at the circus, there is obvious distrust and hatred between the two. However, what if the real opposition to demon’s is the third supernatural being from earlier.

Demon and Reaper eyes

Both of the above species have a strange eye colour that represents their character. Now, if you compare the colours

Indulge this photography nerd for a second if you will. Both clearly are supposed to add to the inhuman effect but why yellow-green and pink-red. It could be a random choice by Yana (I know the Reaper eyes are supposed to be the phosphorus in a corpse and everything. Please stay with me)

Well, while these 2 colours seem random at first, take a look at a colour wheel. I found this one online and Will link it at the end.

I admit the colours I chose are not exact, the green should be more vibrant and the pink more reddish. However, the point still sticks. Pinkish-red and yellow-green are related, as long as blue is there to make a Triadic effect.

Now, back to the third supernatural creature from before

God(s)

The idea of god usually represents some all-powerful supernatural force. But, what if they were just another supernatural creature instead. More specifically, the leader of the third species mentioned previously. We know not all Reapers are equal due to the mention of ‘Higher-ups’ throughout the series. Sebastian is also not the only one of his kind (Reaper academy teaches how to kill Demons in general. Not just the one that hangs around London alleys with a child and only sleeps for the fun of it). So, it is likely that the Demons also have a head of some sort. From now on I will call this unknown character the Devil just for convenience sake.

So, if there is the ‘Higher-ups’ and ‘the Devil’ then the third party would likely also have a leader of some sort. God. God would oversee their workers, The Devil oversees the Demons, and the Higher-Ups oversee the Reapers.

Angels

Angels....certainly are an idea in Kuro. Angela and Ash come to mind immediately but they belong to the fan fiction that is the anime so take it with a grain of salt. Angels in season 1 are also kind of, you know, evil assholes. So when I say Angels I’m not talking about them. In this increasingly bizarre idea I’ve created, Angels are God’s little worker bees. They are responsible for creating life while Demons end it and Reapers sort out everything in-between. Here’s some thoughts!

Some were Reaper’s that we’re redeemed and others were originally human

They have blue eyes (see above.)

They have encreased perception, speed, and strength

Do not require food, water, or sleep. Though the first two are recreational

Responsible for creating souls

And that’s all I’ve got that actually makes sense. What is this? I don’t really know. I wouldn’t call it a theory and it doesn’t feel like and AU so it’s just me screaming my thoughts to the wind for attention I guess. Everything below this is pure crack and just some stuff I wanted to say but couldn’t support.

If you’re looking for a real theory stop here. This is just some notes on the AU that I’ll never actually write.

Angels have perfect vision while Demons are blind and must rely on other enhances senses. Reapers are a mid ground between the two

A Reaper that is redeemed can either become and Angel or have their soul released. A Reaper that breaks too many rules will become a Demon with a choice

SPOILERS FOR A FIC IM WRITING! After having his soul redeemed Alan becomes an Angel. Meanwhile, Eric becomes a demon as a punishment.

Angels interfere with humans through blessings theyre similar to contracts but only available to the purist humans.

Reapers are humans who commited suicide, Demons are humans who commited murder, and Angels are humans who were killed or died too early in life.

Reapers and humans can both become any of the other 2-3. Angels can become Demons. Demons cannot become Angels.

There are more angels than reapers and there are more reapers than demons.