#im dead as fuck bro
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name a more humiliating experience ill wait
#I DONT LOOK UP KEVEDD ON TIKTOK#and even if i did why tf would it be suggesting it to my friend#im dead as fuck bro#the fact that he ASKED ME WHY AS IF I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT 😂#i only recently fucking told him i was back on my eene bullshit#cuz he was there in high school when i first got into it#that video is crazy as hell though#not to mention that it has nearly 500k likes???#this is so traumatizing
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#last one funny as hell because dean is so fucking tall and YET#salmon dean#i hope whoever tags this as w*cest drops dead#idc atp im fed up#idc if you ship them bro don't tag my fucking posts as w*#wishing the worst upon people who disregard this#it be the funny posts too like#where's rhe fucking romantic/sexual implication in this mf#y'all dont know how to behave normally with your siblings or what#spn#supernatural#spn text post#dean winchester#sam winchester#spn memes#not natural#sam and dean
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maybe the friends are the consent we made along the way....
KAHAHAHA LMAOOO broo i woke up to a dead phone and a gajillion reblogs from @ghosts-and-glory.
you were throwing oil at the fire @fanged-cotl lit..
#cult of the lamb#my art#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#narilamb#lmaooo#mpreggers#GOOD FUCKING NIGHT#kahahahah#bro im so dead#the mpreggers tag has me DECEASED
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y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???
#i swear half of you don't fucking think.#what makes you think it's okay or “angsty” to write fics about suffering like that#especially without nuance?? or any understanding of the ramifications#its one thing to write about it being integrated into his past#but it's another thing to write it as an *in the moment* thing#especially if you're writing it to portray him being bought again -- who gives a shit if the reader “saves” him or “treats him nicely”#that's still a perpetuation of the cycle of abuses#like it's still already brain dead of hoyoverse to write about the suffering of POC by using a fair skinned blonde man#but come on#i thought we were better than this??#like yeahh#dont get me wrong - i love aventurine and his development. the writing is amazing despite how bad form using very white features#to portray a real race of color and it's suffering (the romani)#but you guys. come the fuck on#hsr aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#aventurine x reader#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr x reader#i know it's “NOT THAT SEROUS” because it's a fictional game but im still putting tags for racism and slavery bro. wtf y'all#tw racism#tw slavery#random talk
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AINT NO WAY?? FUCKING HELL JAEMIN
#bro#dude#mannnnn#fuck you i can’t do this anymore#got me screaming in a room full of people#fuck this im dead
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my annual battle with covid and flu vaxx combo leaving me wondering if immunity is worth it like at a certain point it feels like u just made me excruciatingly sick for a whole day rather than spread out over the course of a week or two
#the fuck is with covid vaccines making my bodys new response to illness extreme muscle snd joint pain#why is my body struggling to win the battle against dead viruses bro#LISTEN I KNOW ITS MY BODY DOING ITS JOB BUT GUESS WHAT IM REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE#AND ALSO A LITTLE SCARED#idc how many times ppl will assure me that the symptoms are normal and to be expected each time im like this is great i am Done For
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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago
#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head#if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already#or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings#or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound#and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable#things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club#or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married#basically#eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so#he had nothing to really compare it to#but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie#eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them#however#buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting#eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi#they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#get him out of there#let eddie free so he can finally have game#omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive#you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween
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Dr.Greyson got a face reveal in Zayne’s new card !!
OH MY GOD HE DID!!!!!
Please nonnie TELL ME WHY I CRIED trying to get the courage to freaking watch the video lmaooooo I'm such a god damned baby 🤣😩😭
But it's okay he's an adorable little DORK
Everything else I say will be posted below the cut for spoilers
First off, SAY HELLO TO CANON GREYSON
I'll update this with better quality photos when I actually get the card on my iPad and get some BEEFY good quality.
I got the brown hair and (maybe??) blue eyes right, though they look more on the gray-blue side rather than the piercing blue I gave him.
And those glasses?! You guys have no idea how BADLY I wanted to give Grey glasses but I thought it was "too much" like Zayne SO FUCK YEAH I GET TO DRAW HIM IN GLASSES MUAHAHAHA
He's definitely got the straight af nose I gave him, but the jawline is very much more typical of the style LnDS likes (which makes sense, it's still an art style, even in 3d models). I love that they gave him the longer, less arched brows (another thing I drew, though they definitely went thinner, to compliment the much more delicate, boyish facial structure they've gone with).
My only big complaint is the haircut tbh, and that's just because I desperately wanted SOMEONE, ANYONE on LnDS to have some longer, wavy hair 😩😩😩 I'm going to miss drawing those luscious locks and imagining running my fingers through them and thinking about pulling his hair a lil, you know, as a treat 😌
Overall, while he doesn't resemble my Greyson very much, I give him a 7.5/10
Would still smash. He looks like he'd fall to pieces if you showed him your boobs and imo that's just as wonderful as a man who's confident with them. He's a man you can teach and he'd study pretty damn hard iykwim 👀
His glasses are cute and so is he. He's giving "the entire cast of The Mummy" smashed into one person, and my bisexual ass is here for all of it.
As for what this means for Greyson's blog and my art and my Greyson? Well, that'll be an answer for not very very tired Kay 😅
#kay's answers#kay's anon#HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSS#GREYSON FACE REVEAL AHHHHHHHHHHHH#lnds#love and deepspace#lads#love & deepspace#l&ds#zayne love and deepspace#zayne#lnds greyson#lnds dr. greyson#love and deepspace Greyson#can you hear my heart 💙⃤#bro im fucking dead#im dead you dont understand Cathy was with me through it all I LITERALLY CRIED YALL
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK TWAT THE FUKL
WDYM “Max praises Leclerc”
WDYM “Lestappen bromance”
#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#bro u good?#nah bro im dead#i wasn't ready for this launch at all#i mean i had a peaceful evening just waiting for tomorrow's press conference and then they just BOOM HAVE SOME LESTAPPEN#how the fuck am i gonna recover????#well i can believe that for F1 lestappen is for PR#if i try hard i can believe that lestappen for RBR is PR#BUT FOCKEN VERSTAPPENCOM?????#nah i dont know the sane fuck whats going on#it's just#lestappen gate 2023#no more words#red and black posts
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the son becomes his father or something
#my art#earth-101#dc au#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#batfamily#dc comics#dick: ill never be batman i dont want to ever be batman#bruce: fuckin Dies - damian: arrives in gotham - jason: comes back from the dead and takes over crime in gotham as red hood#dick: well Fuck guess i gotta be batman now :/#saw a thread the other day that was like. presenting a case for dick being the most interesting successor for bruce and i was like#nodding along the entire time and REALLY liked the angle of him realising what its like to be batman through Being Batman#and also i love the idea of all the shit bruce left behind (whether he knew about it or not) haunting dick at every turn#trying not to be defined by what batman was while also trying to define what batman could be while also dealing with what batman Did#bro is suffering a lil bit#also ya im doing villain red hood on e101 i like the sound of that era a lot and still gotta read some pre-n52 stuff to Get It but. yaa
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#the walking dead#negan smith#negan#twd negan#twd#jeffrey dean morgan#negan twd#the walking dead negan#he’s a fucking cow and a goddamn cat#he’s also babygirl#im p sure his eyes are actually hazel but yk#big brown fuck me eyes#also look how he looks at his man (rick)#regan twd#jdmorgan#bro is gorgeous
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That ended exactly how I expected it to and, as expected, I am entirely neutral on it. Wasn't a satisfying ending or a super hype ending or anything like that, literally just the ending that may as well have happened. Not a single thing surprised me that whole conclusion, it felt unfortunately predictable. You can tell he's excited for it's end though so I'm happy for Horikoshi regardless, hope he can get proper rest now.
#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha 430#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#spoilers#like yeah okay. quirkless. teacher. becomes hero anyway. yeah. left the ships open ended but after last chapter i expected that too.#none of the old bitches are dead somehow. literally an entire chapter full to the brim of just parallels to thw first chapter#which is a normal ending that a lot of stories opt for since it ties things together nicely. but idk. i was vaguely hoping for more?#just felt like a whole chapter of nodding my head and going yeah. yeah okay.#wish there had been something more emotional. also wish he had covered more characters endings. shirakumi got a micro panel#was hoping for a grand conclusion i guess and instead got the average shounen time skip. but ykw its better than demon slayer and narutos#so f it ill take it whatever man#i am happy its over tho. ive loved it for so long im happy i was here to see the ending live. guess I'm just bittersweet idk#still hyperfixated tho so i dont imagine my posts will change#cant wait for the art book fan book movie and special announcement tho yipeee#o shit i typed shirokimi earlier. i meant shirakumo. kurogiri. bros conclusion was a micro panel of a fucking tombstone
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datv prev game spoilers ig
so are we gonna talk about how none of the choices matter for their poster child cameo character, apparently? like i dont know how the fuck youre gonna slap morrigan in the big trailer of your game and not have ANYTHING that's happened to her previously matter
how she conceived keiran doesnt matter?? if she was ROMANCED doesnt matter?? even if the warden is dead due to the calling??? IF THEY DIED TO THE ARCHDEMON DOESNT MATTER???? if she drank from the well of sorrows doesnt FUCKING MATTER???
like youre shitting me that the only choices that matter are if the inquisitions still standing/who you romanced in inquisition/if you sided with solas it just feels so narrow minded to only make THOSE choices matter when there are so many that directly impact how people would act towards the world that are just getting ignored and shafted. its just so fucking strange to me. its JUST SO WEIRD.
it just kinda sucks that something that bioware was really well liked for is being taken away, since i think a lot of people consider bioware's whole thing being that the choices you make matter and having that taken away to such a degree just feels kinda fucking bad
#datv spoilers#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#morrigan#kieran#solas#i dont hate solas but im fr getting over exposure to the point where im getting kinda tired of every choice ever being around him.#hes an important part of the lore and i understand him having heavy amounts of relevance but give some crumbs to the other characters omg#im still fucking shocked that the fade choice doesnt matter because hawke being left in the fade is varrics worst nightmare#AND VARRIC IS JUST AS IMPORTANT TO THE GAME AS SOLAS IS SINCE WE BASICALLY HAVE IT CONFIRMED HE ISNT DEAD#IDFK BRO
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got thru old world blues tonight. sirius had a very normal time (lying)
#fallout new vegas#fnv#courier six#courier oc#me when i get irreversibly changed by the circumstances 🤣🤣🤣#seriously though he did not have a great time. it kind of fucked him up a lot <3#he went thru this like not even a month after dead money btw. bro is mentally cooked#i have dead money art im working on but itll take a while. but not too long. hopefully idk dont look st me#☄️: sirius the dog star (courier six)#my art
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i have to speak my truth. i think timkon clone baby aus fucking suck
#rimi talks#here's the thing. you take a traumatized teenager and give them a baby. you're going to further traumatize the teen AND the baby#you take a traumatized teenager and say ''hey your bff nonconsensually cloned you while you were dead and now there's a child''........#LIKE THATS NOT GREAT. THATS NOT GREAT!#and like. if it's in-character tim is horribly depressed and grieving. kon has just successfully committed suicide via heroics and come BAC#NEITHER of them is going to be a good parent because of how they are STILL TEENAGERS THEMSELVES#and im just so fundamentally NOT interested in seeing my favs be shitty parents who unintentionally traumatize a child#.....hey wait. is that the appeal? to batman fans i mean. since. yknow. that's what batman does--#anyways ive never seen a single one of these posts that suggests the op has even heard of kon's clone rights feelings#clone baby guardian arc in sb94 you will always be fucking famous#but hey i mean why bother being in-character or anything when you can do fluff thats ooc to the point of unrecognizability i guess#this is tangentially also how i feel about people who say steph couldve kept the baby + raised it with tim. bro they were 15#but its soo much more egregious with kon because he has NO ability to consent to this. he is dead.#he forgives tim afterwards because tim already knows it was fucked up to do and he was wrong#THATS SIGNIFICANT. BECAUSE THERE *IS* SOMETHING FOR KON TO FORGIVE#frankly if kon returned from the dead and tim was like hey i cloned you and made a child. it'd destroy their relationship#he'd be sympathetic and he would be kind to the child but his ability to trust tim would be shattered by that#and again im just NOT interested in that story!!!!#and neither is anyone else who does this trope i think because no one doing this trope actually gives a shit about kon's character afaict :#OH WELL. whatever . i block and i move on and also i bitch about it in the tags on a personal post. you know how it is#now im gonna go play some more hades. ive gotta beat extreme measures 4 with every weapon
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Just finished my first playthrough of type 0
#i barely even have anything to add im so 😭😭#spoilers in the tags alert bc oh boy. oh jesus.#was already crying and then seeing machina and rem find class zero like that was so. oh my god.#OH MY GOD AND THE WAY THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS AND FJDHJDNDJ IM GONNA CRY AGAIN#i feel for machina like can you imagine how he was probably so ready to get another try at fitting in w class zero#just to find them all dead????? bro i canttt#fuck square enix and fuck final fantasy for always making me cry like a little bitch 😔#final fantasy type-0#ff type 0 spoilers#im gonna Recover and then play again bc dammit i need more info on wtf was going on 😤😤 i cant be caught slacking on fabula lore
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