#im cryin this was so funny

[holyblanchett]

The parallels between Agatha's pov and Billy's...omg Wanda really had our girl crashing out for no reason.

[baekhyuns-purple-buttplug]

Flirting didnt work thats why Style brought out the big gun

and it fucking worked lmfaoaoaoa. Fadel started to think about him. THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNNY LMFAAOO.

BRO JERKED OFF WTFFFFF I LITERALLY CANT STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. Hitting yourself against the headboard, tense eyebrows, sweat on your forehead, biting your fingers, kicking your legs. Pity they didnt show the toe curling when he came cause I knew that shit happened.

ALSO THE IMMEDIATE POST NUT CLARITY?????? DUDE IS MAD FUNNY AND RELATABLE.

[kimmkitsuragi]

"and you know what? any other ghost show, they'd fake it. they'd fake it." so true shane madej

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i’m sorry it’s just so hilarious to me how charles goes back to erik one way or another in almost every iteration like … was the d that good…????????????

girl i get it tho ....... if i fumbled erik lehnsherr i'd never forgive myself id draw my skin through hot coals if it meant having a MODICUM of a chance with him

[i-ate-all-of-my-toes]

he brok my hearg

[killgrey]

kelvin doodle dump, plus fucked up spongebob and megamind pitbull mix🤞

i love them sm🙏

[techutones]

IM LOSING IT

I TOLD BRO NO AND THEY BLOCKED ME HELP

[rexscanonwife]

Today's been pretty shit at work like usual and I found myself thinking about Stan...about how despite the way he looks and how his diet is crap, he DOES do a lot of manual, physical labor especially hauling shit around to get the portal built....he's probably got. Pretty strong arms. And pretty good stamina.

[bettertwin9000]

i may be dumb

I SAW IT.. I WONT SHOW ANYONE..

[ninkaku]

✏️ Atsushi and dazai!

INCORRECT QUOTES ⤻ ATSUSHI + DAZAI.

atsushi, upon learning how dazai did a magic trick: so you’re not magic? dazai: well, not really. atsushi: you’re just a liar. dazai:  do you take constructive criticism? atsushi:  not without crying.

atsushi: are you listening to me? dazai: [nods] atsushi: what did i just say? dazai: [nods] atsushi: . . . atsushi, texting: answer your phone dazai, texting back:  wait a minute, i can’t find my phone atsushi:  understood atsushi, 5 minutes later:  you’re a terrible person. you know you’re killing me. you’re killing me, dazai.

atsushi:  so . . . what’s goin’ on? dazai:  you want the long version or the short version? atsushi, hesitantly:  the short one, i guess? dazai:  shit’s fucked. atsushi:  oh. well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

[mandiemegatron]

Not an assumption but let’s say I’m holding a mistletoe on a string above ur head; which blorbo comes along to give u a kiss?

OOOO SHANA I SO SORRY, I thought I replied to this when you sent it 😭😭

OKAY, well let's start with Doffy because the man barely sees it but he knows *exactly* what it is so he's making a beeline - OH SHIT!

WHAT A RIGHT HOOK FROM LAW, the giant is DOWN for the count, the Heart Pirate Captain is NOT happy to see him but he turns to smooch AND ITS A DEVASTATING BLOW, RIGHT TO HIS GUT FROM THE BOOT OF EUSTASS KID, STANDING THERE WITH A GRIN READY TO SMOOCH - OOOOH FUCK -

HERE COMES KILLER, OH WHAT A SHIT SHOW THIS HAS BECOME, THE BESTIES ARE FIGHTING, LAW IS SCREAMING FOR THEM TO GET OFF HIS SHIP, DOFFY HAS JUST STRAIGHT UP DISAPPEARED AND FROM BEHIND EVERYTHING COMES THE WINNER -

Planting a big ol' smooch on the lovely Miss Mandie, it's none other than Shachi, the handsome Heart Pirate! The crowd goes wild! What a show that was, folks!

....

I need you to know I wrote this like a wrestling match and I hope to God that's how it comes across 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you SOOOOO much Shana, I love u so so lucky, happy holidays/merry Xmas to you and your famjam if you celebrate 💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰🥰 THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN LMAO !

[todayisafridaynight]

You know what's funnier,, the meeting was held in a room called ruang pelangi. Pelangi means rainbow.

The joke writes itself, truly

PLEASE

[deathfavor]

@furiaei said: shut up and dance with me, okay? ( for Chrollo bc shenanigans )

party sentence starters

Chrollo is content to stick to the sidelines and observe rather than participate. It is something that one becomes rather quickly aware of once they realize it, but to reach the realization often takes far longer than people realize. Chrollo walks like a ghost among people. He observes, watches, and interacts in certain ways. But no matter how crowded a place might be, it was as if he was an evanescent existence: bound to last but a short time before his corporal form would disappear. It doesn't, of course, he is just a man. But the times he disappears without notice make it seem as if he had never been there at all. He leaves little physical proof of his existence.

Even at this party, Chrollo is content to linger like fog through the streets. He chatters with the odd soul that crosses to his path, a chat that might seem like meeting god at the bus stop on a rainy night. Something that you can't quite recall if it truly happened or not. He is content like this until Mya grabs his wrist and draws the spider out from his web in the corner. He protests, and blinks at being shushed. And here is where the unshaking grace and calm of the spider fractures delicately.

" I don't know how to dance like this. " He admits when he leans closer with a smile that's tinged with a youthful ignorance. It doesn't matter that those around him are close in age, nor his terrifying ability to adapt to any situation and done masks. This one seems to leave him stumped as he glances around. " I only know slow dances. And a tango or two. " Outdated for what his appearance and age would suggest, but somehow makes sense for the elusive enigma that is Chrollo Lucilfer.

" You might have fun with another partner. " He adds after a second, letting his gaze sweep over the club floor. At least others are enjoying themselves far too much to pay much attention to this discussion. It is a bit embarrassing to admit to there being something he can't do that comes so naturally to others.

[violet-lilly]

When you finally start writing again:

[sylvctica]

what colour is your aura?

pink

cupcakes, sunglasses, pink sands, starbursts, pinky promises, flower crowns, ice cream. your essence is pink: you are vibrant and ambitious, an untrimmed flower. your energy is consuming; it wraps others up into your enthusiasm and influence. your gift is seeing things for how they truly are and shifting yourself to be the star of any situation. you are the pioneer. you are their envy. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of magenta, rose, wine, and orchid, who share your fluid social skills. you are also drawn to the even-tempered souls grey and brown, who will help you grow and learn how to ground yourself. however, you may struggle to get along with the questioning personalities of green and yellow who are too linear in their thinking.

tagged by: @ruinlost !

[killgrey]

i love drawimg kelvin like this its so funny