#im cryin this was so funny

[holyblanchett]

The parallels between Agatha's pov and Billy's...omg Wanda really had our girl crashing out for no reason.

[baekhyuns-purple-buttplug]

Flirting didnt work thats why Style brought out the big gun

and it fucking worked lmfaoaoaoa. Fadel started to think about him. THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNNY LMFAAOO.

BRO JERKED OFF WTFFFFF I LITERALLY CANT STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. Hitting yourself against the headboard, tense eyebrows, sweat on your forehead, biting your fingers, kicking your legs. Pity they didnt show the toe curling when he came cause I knew that shit happened.

ALSO THE IMMEDIATE POST NUT CLARITY?????? DUDE IS MAD FUNNY AND RELATABLE.

[kimmkitsuragi]

"and you know what? any other ghost show, they'd fake it. they'd fake it." so true shane madej

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i’m sorry it’s just so hilarious to me how charles goes back to erik one way or another in almost every iteration like … was the d that good…????????????

girl i get it tho ....... if i fumbled erik lehnsherr i'd never forgive myself id draw my skin through hot coals if it meant having a MODICUM of a chance with him

[i-ate-all-of-my-toes]

he brok my hearg

[killgrey]

kelvin doodle dump, plus fucked up spongebob and megamind pitbull mix🤞

i love them sm🙏

[techutones]

IM LOSING IT

I TOLD BRO NO AND THEY BLOCKED ME HELP

[kissingarthurclaus]

Today's been pretty shit at work like usual and I found myself thinking about Stan...about how despite the way he looks and how his diet is crap, he DOES do a lot of manual, physical labor especially hauling shit around to get the portal built....he's probably got. Pretty strong arms. And pretty good stamina.

[bettertwin9000]

i may be dumb

I SAW IT.. I WONT SHOW ANYONE..

[ninkaku]

dazai. can i hit you? / ichiban… rofling

the day's heavy rainfall, though it had soaked them to the bone during their standstill in the dark alley, at the very least served to offer cover for their hushed discussion regarding their exit from the heavily fortified area they'd found themselves trapped in during a botched escape. ichiban's fault, dazai would say, because the blame could never fall unto him and his genius. dazai had lost his knives in a previous scuffle, gun tucked into its holster beneath his coat but between them remained only three bullets. which meant that unless their enemies formed a neat line for which to shoot through as many of their skulls as possible, they would be of very little use. dazai had proposed using two of the bullets to shoot their own brains out, citing: “ escape is a hopeless dream, we should be lucky to die before being put through gruesome torture, so we should just give up and die ! ” but the idea had been very quickly dismissed, leaving him pouting and for a moment, unwilling to offer any further solutions.

minutes of sulking later and he proposed acting as ichiban's distressed hostage. those outside of their respective organisations had yet to know that they were working together, and so long as those standing to attention at their desired exit were as stupid as dazai expected them to be, they would hear his broken cries for help and hopefully ignore any pressing thought that dared to say he was, in fact, dressed strikingly similar to a suspect of interest that had before infiltrated the establishment. they would see him as nothing more than a helpless child, their own saviour - complexes kicking into gear at the sight of the tears dazai would squeeze out, especially for the occasion, and allow them to get as close as possible before they could strike and take their weapons from them. “ yes ... no ? if you said no to the other thing because you don't want to shoot me, i can shoot you first and then myself. if you'd like. ” he spoke once he had explained the plan to ichiban, leaning into his space, water dripping from the tip of his nose and brows raised as if again asking him to reconsider his favoured murder - suicide suggestion with a little more notice to the torture they would both inevitably suffer if his plan didn't work.

“ dazai. ” came his answer, and dazai deflated as though waiting for the resounding no he expected to hear. readying himself for the heaved sigh and performed expression of disappointment he would give. “ can i hit you ? ” ah. unexpected, but a step in the right direction. at the very least, ichiban looked on board with the plan, even though dazai saw it as more effort than it was worth for the percentage of failure it presented, and itched instead for the cold press of metal against his forehead, or in his mouth, as he hadn’t yet decided which would be the more beautifully painted picture of the two ... but with ichiban's input, he took a moment to think.

it would make it more believable, the two of them as yet to sustain any noticeable injury for all of their proficiency in beating their enemies before they had a chance to land a meaningful hit, and a little windedness to his voice or red sting to the side of his face would certainly aid the image of being a child unwillingly captured. he pursed his lips, parting them with a click of his tongue before pushing to stand from their crouched positions behind a trashcan. he would simply have to bear the pain, because the remaining bullets were sneakily held in ichiban's gun and dazai saw no victory in trying to wrestle them from him, being completely outmatched in his lesser size. that would just be embarrassing. “ why not ? just make it good. i'd better see stars. ” he expected he would possibly be sent to the soaked floor and so slipped his arms out of his coat, haphazardly shoving it between the spaces on a nearby ladder before turning to face ichiban, shaking out his limbs and then deflating again with something of a forlorn sigh as one hand came to loosen his tie, then beckoning him to stand with two fingers. “ come on. what side do you want ? ”

[holyblanchett]

Agatha Harness you will always be famous

[mandiemegatron]

Not an assumption but let’s say I’m holding a mistletoe on a string above ur head; which blorbo comes along to give u a kiss?

OOOO SHANA I SO SORRY, I thought I replied to this when you sent it 😭😭

OKAY, well let's start with Doffy because the man barely sees it but he knows *exactly* what it is so he's making a beeline - OH SHIT!

WHAT A RIGHT HOOK FROM LAW, the giant is DOWN for the count, the Heart Pirate Captain is NOT happy to see him but he turns to smooch AND ITS A DEVASTATING BLOW, RIGHT TO HIS GUT FROM THE BOOT OF EUSTASS KID, STANDING THERE WITH A GRIN READY TO SMOOCH - OOOOH FUCK -

HERE COMES KILLER, OH WHAT A SHIT SHOW THIS HAS BECOME, THE BESTIES ARE FIGHTING, LAW IS SCREAMING FOR THEM TO GET OFF HIS SHIP, DOFFY HAS JUST STRAIGHT UP DISAPPEARED AND FROM BEHIND EVERYTHING COMES THE WINNER -

Planting a big ol' smooch on the lovely Miss Mandie, it's none other than Shachi, the handsome Heart Pirate! The crowd goes wild! What a show that was, folks!

....

I need you to know I wrote this like a wrestling match and I hope to God that's how it comes across 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you SOOOOO much Shana, I love u so so lucky, happy holidays/merry Xmas to you and your famjam if you celebrate 💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰🥰 THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN LMAO !

[todayisafridaynight]

You know what's funnier,, the meeting was held in a room called ruang pelangi. Pelangi means rainbow.

The joke writes itself, truly

PLEASE

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I just got into the very first xmen dating sim ask (I think). Imagine if what makes Charles' secret route even harder, isn't only that he has his self-hatred massively cockblocking you, not only do you have to work against his polite and subtle redirection (you won't even notice his "why are you here? There are better places than my office, silly"), but you also have to be sneaky and smart cuz one wrong move one of the bad ending is you triggering Erik's jealous rage ajfjsjgj

(Would be worth it for me ajfjskf)

-the anon who'd gladly try (and horrendously fail) to fight Erik for Charles' cute cute butt

Also imagine if one of the "bad" ending is you unknowingly playing cupid for Erik and Charles ajfjsjf imagine if there's multiple ending that's literally just them getting together ajfjdjkf

Sorry if I am incoherent, I really like to browse your blog before I go to sleep ajfkskg

its mandatory theres at least like TWO routes that involve erik's intrusion when it comes to charles' route that's so true and REAL

[deathfavor]

@furiaei said: shut up and dance with me, okay? ( for Chrollo bc shenanigans )

party sentence starters

Chrollo is content to stick to the sidelines and observe rather than participate. It is something that one becomes rather quickly aware of once they realize it, but to reach the realization often takes far longer than people realize. Chrollo walks like a ghost among people. He observes, watches, and interacts in certain ways. But no matter how crowded a place might be, it was as if he was an evanescent existence: bound to last but a short time before his corporal form would disappear. It doesn't, of course, he is just a man. But the times he disappears without notice make it seem as if he had never been there at all. He leaves little physical proof of his existence.

Even at this party, Chrollo is content to linger like fog through the streets. He chatters with the odd soul that crosses to his path, a chat that might seem like meeting god at the bus stop on a rainy night. Something that you can't quite recall if it truly happened or not. He is content like this until Mya grabs his wrist and draws the spider out from his web in the corner. He protests, and blinks at being shushed. And here is where the unshaking grace and calm of the spider fractures delicately.

" I don't know how to dance like this. " He admits when he leans closer with a smile that's tinged with a youthful ignorance. It doesn't matter that those around him are close in age, nor his terrifying ability to adapt to any situation and done masks. This one seems to leave him stumped as he glances around. " I only know slow dances. And a tango or two. " Outdated for what his appearance and age would suggest, but somehow makes sense for the elusive enigma that is Chrollo Lucilfer.

" You might have fun with another partner. " He adds after a second, letting his gaze sweep over the club floor. At least others are enjoying themselves far too much to pay much attention to this discussion. It is a bit embarrassing to admit to there being something he can't do that comes so naturally to others.

[killgrey]

i love drawimg kelvin like this its so funny