#im cryin already fuc

[the-11-doctor]

holmestheheart said: “Dad, will you read me a story? The decompression nook is too quiet without you.” Let them Have This.

  The Doctor was in the process of being morbidly taken aback by S O M E reading he was audibly translating from the heart of The TARDIS, but the use of the stethoscope only provided him with Lizzy’s voice echoing through -- very loudly. No wonder Rory’s hearing was TIZZY sometimes.

  He jumped at the deafeningly rising volume, and they fell out before he could w h a c k them away from him (although he flailed as he still t r i e d) - as though they were an alien species that fed through the e a r and had revealed themselves in some horrible, icky TENDRIL manner. Once they fell to the glass floor with a loud c l a c k, he settled, and smiled over at Lizzy. 

  “A story?” The Doctor’s tone was softer than expected, and w a r m. From the sudden fright, he’d entirely relaxed - why? Because this was his Space Daughter, and he l o v e d telling stories; he had so many (two thousand years worth) - A N D he got to spend some quiet down time with her. He needed it more than he let on, too. “Of course. Did you collect snacks or should we make a detour to the kitchen? I have something to pick up from the library on the way anyway.”

[ao3-spideypool]

Anything for children, I guess.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QQZvI3

by ToxicPineapple

"Sure, the job led him into the path of a lot of cuckoos who denied a lot of things that really oughtn’t be denied. That meant: climate deniers. But it was different to come across them trying to brainwash the children who would inherit this earth. Bad enough that he himself was already at the butt of it. Kids who were younger than him were really given the short end of the stick here. Given the choice, Peter would opt to simply avoid going into the path of climate deniers as a whole.

But it was children. Damn it. Argue what you will about his weakness being Wade, or Aunt May, but kids just got him every time. Life was truly cruel."

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Peter Parker does not like talking to people who are so selfish that they would choose to ignore impending doom instead of taking the steps to protect the people who are going to be the most hurt by it. In other words: he just doesn't get along with climate deniers. He goes out of his way to avoid talking to and debating with people like that.

But it's different with children. And of course they're not really climate deniers yet, but they could easily become so. And he knows that, as Spiderman, he sorta has to make sure these kids aren't living a lie.

Words: 6336, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Tonyyyy Stark (mentioned), Aunt May (mentioned), a lot of children who Do Not Understand(TM)

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: peter really just wants a break, actually he needs a break but he doesn't want one, tony forced him into this, forced break taking, not really though because he doesn't actually take a break, he just patrols, Fucking Peter, oh i cuss a lot, i don't remember how much i cussed in this fic, but i do cuss a lot, i even accidentally wrote "fuc" instead of fic, completely unintentional, can happen to anybody, Climate Change, should i do a tw for climate deniers, oh this is really liberal, it's mostly satire but really liberal nonetheless, i mentioned a lot of liberal things, i didn't talk about gun control though, i like to live on the edge, but that's different from just throwing myself into the pit, i have self preservation instincts, Contrary to popular belief, this is a really wholesome fic actually, by the way, oh peter is tired, peter is tired of most things, but especially uh not doing things, also peter watches the flash, because i watch the flash, this is what you call, "forcing your beliefs onto a character", am i allowed to call myself a t to the w to the a to the t, is that word allowed, is it derogatory, most words are derogatory, is that how you spell derogatory?, I checked, AND IT IS, i'm proud of myself, im cryin, I TYPE IN THE LETTER A, AND A03 RECOMMENDS 'ANAL SEX', NO A03, this is wholesome, no sexy times, there's some quality fluff at the end though, also fourth wall breaks, also peter hates himself but lowkey, this isn't really mcu i'm sorry, and not much iron dad either, since peter calls mr stark tony in his internal narration, though that could be just because i refer to the dad guy as tony, idk lol, anyway, Spideypool - Freeform, but gentle, also peter's weakness is children, he likes children, and he will do things he doesn't like to in the name of children, because peter is actually dad, can tom holland adopt me, wait he's like kind of a fetus, i'm a more of a fetus but tom holland is Young(TM), i feel powerless without my genuine trademark symbols, peter talks about wade a lot, or thinks about him, also there's this kid named noah who's pretty lit, i would've named all the kids but that's a lot of effort, i'm not up to it, i actually write a lot but i only posted one other piece here more than a year ago, also uh sorry but this is my first spiderman fanfiction despite years of obsession, like years as in over a decade, so be gentle, hahahaha that's what peter said, or wade?, depends on the fanfiction tbh, actually no, wade would never ask somebody to be gentle, because he's kinky, noooo now the word kinky is in my tags, i've made mistakes, MOST OF THESE AREN'T EVEN RELATED TO TEH STORY, i'm tryinf, i need to move on, I'm Sorry

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QQZvI3

[cellophobia]

some general shid i’m thinking about:

- new medication. wtf. i think it’s too early to say at this point but i’ve already had pretty bad obsessions Twice and yesterday was my first day off lexapro,,,, and bupropion doesn’t treat ocd i think so i’ll see how it goes but if it gets any worse i’m rescheduling my psych appt to be sooner

- twenty one pilots w my mom in october!! love them!! love them live!!!!!

- i am in the bath and it keeps draining so i have to keep refilling it up because my BATHTUB SUCKS!!!

- Minecraft Java Edition

- fuck school? i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life because at this point i can’t even handle a full year of school........ i hate mental illness soooooo much. even on meds i couldn’t go!!! even with a fucking paper from my psychiatrist saying “lol ya he’s gonna miss a lot of school” i couldn’t bring myself to go bc i didn’t wanna fail. failure from not trying is better than failure from trying. damn typing that makes me realize how backwards that is LMAO but that’s just how i think

- do i go back to working at my other job?????????? i love most of the ppl there and the new manager is soooooo cool (met him before, he dates my old manager) and ppl there appreciate me and they’re all so nice and i’m not fucking BORED all the time..... plus maybe when i’m 18 i could be shift manager......... ugh idk what the fuc to do

- WHY CANT I STOP EATING WHY AM I LIKE THIS??¿ ¿ i’m cryin and i dislike my body a lot

- i Hate Being a Mess and I Need Support but I Hate Reaching Out for Support because i don’t like being a burden on others. don’t like them feeling bad for me. therapy just ..... ain’t enough at this point sksksk all we do is GOSSIP and talk about my father who i don’t even give a fuck about.

- boyf in a couple weeks yahhhh

- I WANNA WASH MY HAIR BUT THIS TUB KEEPS DRAINING ITSELF !!!!!!!!!

- talked to a lady on the phone today and she was so nice but I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A FUCKING THING SHE WAS SAYING !! and her husband kept trying to butt in the call i think and she was like IM A GROWN WOMAN I KNOW WHAT IM DOING!! i love her so much. actually i love most old women on phones @ work. sometimes they are cursed but usually they are so sweet.....

- thinking abt that time at the mall when i ran up the escalator after my friend and this woman stared me down when i got to the top and i was so embarrassed but it was so fucking funny

- axtually? i miss bri. i miss her so much. she still considers me her best friend even tho we haven’t gone to school together in like two years & we see each other once a month at max. i guess she had a cancer scare tho???? i didn’t know abt that... and i feel bad bc i wanna be there for her but. i just don’t go on insta that often anymore and i didn’t see her updates

- that’s it. also fuck spiders