#im colombian

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

being a native spanish speaker who only engages with spanish in her hometown is so funny to me cuz like

do i know any real grammar rules? nope

do i know how to use tildes? absolutely not

did i ever have any formal spanish classes? eh

do i know-? no

“but how do you know spanish then” i dunno man, it’s a feeling and the words just come out and somehow they make enough sense

[devil-acid]

AAAAA HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAYYY!!!! ALL THE BEST THINGS FOR YOUUUU <33

Ty anon, im aroace so I dont need bitches B)

[kookiekult]

[aliennachos]

Me walking into a room enthusiastically

"aight, who wants to hear my 4 and a half hour theory dump about warframe and signalis sharing a multiverse"

Everyone in the room begins visibly panicking, it's too late, I have the dry erase board already set up, there's a silent hill lofi remix on loop already playing through a Bluetooth speaker, and the doors are locked

[akeminy]

PRETTY BOYS, DIRTY BOYS, BABY👊🏻

[st5lker]

like “walt only did all of that because he couldnt afford to pay for his treatment :(“ is a gross misreading of the show, a show that at many points almost implies walt would have started making meth (or something else similar) at some point no matter what and the cancer was just kind of the spark that lit the flame or whatever. HOWEVER i do think like, genuinely speaking, walt’s entire characterization is a grand commentary on american individualism and american nuclear family dynamics/gender roles like. i genuinely cannot see Breaking Bad Canada happening because i feel like the broader american culture he’d been fed since birth is extremely key to who he is and why he did the things he did

[gootube]

one of the kindest things ever said to me is that when i cosplay a character that just becomes how the character looks like to them. so as self care i drew the day i cosplayed adam for halloween and cried in the passenger seat of my friend's car from laughing too hard

[cosmicfelines]

I have heard the new Valorant agent Tejo's voice lines in LATAM Spanish and they're glorious.

He straight up says "parceros" never thought I would hear that in a videogame. I love his Antioqueño accent he sounds like a Paisa. He sounds like a dad.

I freaking lost it when I heard him say "que huevonada" and the mythical "No den papaya".

Combine it with other phrases like:"no la vayan a cagar", "colgó los guayos", "que boleta" and "nada mal cucho" and it just makes him perfect.

He even calls Brim "cucho" in the Initiate.V25 trailer if the "parche" is ready.

A true Colombian indeed.

I just need Valorant to make a banner or animation of him drinking hot chocolate with cheese in it for it to be complete.

Like I was so into it that I was fully expecting him to drop a casual curse word. As we would say here in Colombia, les quedó una chimba (hard to translate but it means that it's very cool).

Also his name means a traditional game of Colombia where you have to throw these metal disks at small explosive targets inside a wooden box full of clay. Which matches really well his ability kit. It's a very popular game not only in the older generations, people play it at parties and BBQs if there's one set up. Very typical to see people playing it while drinking in open space bars.

Also love that reference to his voice actor who also did Thanos in the LATAM Spanish dub. "Soy inevitable/I am inevitable"

[0ystercatcher]

this is so fucking awesome dude

[mozzcho]

Scout's mom back in her younger years

Yeah yeah it's a little too ooc... a little too much actually but I don't give a fuck.

The "What if she was Colombian" Christmas joke got out of my hands. Now it become my real headcanon of her and I can't stop thinking about how she would look like that. So take this

[apocalypsegay]

my favorite part about dawntrail is how p much every single one of tural's technological advancements are wholly the responsibility of koana bringing in sharlayan and eorzea technology, from aetherytes (which all of othard had without any contact with sharlayan so it's already established it's not a uniquely eorzean technology) all the way down to fucking animal-pulled carts 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[cherrytastiq]

whats with everyone making sam colombian ? is there something im missing here

[ace-dodo]

BEWARE OF THE SPIDERSONA POSTING 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

"hi, my name is Ace Molina, I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for the last 2 years I've been the one and only, spiderman.

It's all right, I kick some ass, help some people and make it in time for dinner."

.

YAY SPIDERSONA TIME 😁😁😁😁

Let's ignore the fact that the pants look so weird, I still haven't figured the color

Also as much as I love the whole spiderman outfit concept I feel like I would absolutely despise it, so, 2 suits options cuz why not 😁😁 (also pants because I can't function without pockets)

[64albear]

im going to kill myself

[crunchycrystals]

the more i write ttf the more i realize how correct every poc percy headcanon is

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

gar being multilingual stemming from coming from a mixed family with at LEAST 3 languages being used at all times, but later on learning that he picks up languages easily and its something he's actually PASSIONATE about (and in a way, makes him feel closer to his parents)