#im clinging to the imaginary dagger metaphor because again im reading that as ace
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worstloki · 3 years ago
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The implication of Ragnarok Loki having a carnal life came out of left field. He's covered his skin from neck down for a thousand years ,and threw Tony Stark out the window for making sex jokes. My ace detector can spot another sex repulsed individual. Loki was an anomaly on Asgard because he didn't care for fighting and casual coitus, not for being "it's just a prank bro" dude.
I agree. and am literally convinced Sif tried to pull something weird so Loki cut her hair and he didn't have a valid actual excuse so he went with it being funny. and that's why he was 'drinking' after. like hah, totally talked my way out of that one. im a genius. time to tell everyone i'm acting off today because i've been drinking when im actually also just having a sexuality crisis.
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