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to the writers that have a masterlist pinned on your page, i love you with my whole heart
#im being dead serious#stranger things#joe keery#steve harrington#stranger things 4#stranger things 5#eddie munson#robin buckley#vecna#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington x y/n fluff#eddie munson x reader#robin buckley x reader#steddie#steddie x reader
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WHY AREN’T WE HAVING SPACE SEX?!
#IM BEING DEAD SERIOUS#THOSE ASTRONAUTS BETTER BE BUTT FUCKING FREAKNASTY STYLE#GUYS WE AS HUMANS HAVE ACHIEVED SO MUCH WHY AREN’T WE FUCKING IN SPACE????#IMAGINE FUCKING ON THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!#(that would probably be impossible but the thought is cool)#I never want to have sex but if I had the chance to fuck in space I WOULD TAKE IT!!!!!!!#nasa fucking get on this already#space#astronauts#nasa
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Somebody get me a vicodin before I vico-end it all
#im being dead serious#i cant do it anymore#this is too much#life is hard#why is rent so expensive#help
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For those who don't know, the word "angst" isn't a modern term at all, it's actually the germanic enligh version of "misery".
Have that for a change.
#im being dead serious#the first word fanfic DIDNT make#fanfic#fanfiction#writing#book#books#reading#language#english#german#i think
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this stuff is like michael angelo to me
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hey trans red guy enjoyers here is a fun fact: red guy is technically canonically trans. im fully /srs. i call this the “otis from barnyard effect”
by definition the word, “transgender” means you identify with a gender separate from what you were assigned at birth, aka, whatever the doctor assigns based off your parts. well red guy has no parts to be assigned at all, but despite this, he is still a man. this means he is literally transgender by definition of the word.
whether intentional or not, he is canonically transgender. i hope you all rest easy knowing this.
#im being dead serious#red guy#red guy dhmis#dhmis red guy#transgender#tboy swag#SO REAL#dhmis fandom#dhmis theory#i guess it could be called that#dont hug me im scared
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any of my mutuals wanna start a podcast with me
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cant tell if you are sarcastic about jjk in all the comments you posted is it genuinely that bad
yes lol
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PSA ‼️‼️‼️
THIS IS VERY SERIOUS. ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU ARENT SCARED TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES ! ! !
okay, i see that you chose to read this. read at your own risk ⚠️
it has come to my attention that one of !MY MUTUALS! part of and organization called….
dark reunion. this is not a joke this is not a drill. IF YOU ARE APART OF DARK REUNION THEN YOY ARE NOT GONNA BE SAFE 🤬
reblog if you want to send help
#dark reunion is coming no joke#dark reunion#im watching all of u guys.#jet black wings#not a joke#im being dead serious#I’m being so fr#psa#public service announcement
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Everyone on their period should be given $100 by their doctor every month.
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Have you ever actually been friends with someone who put in a surround sound system? Maybe someone who has one that doesn't work and they are just a little too lazy to deal with it, but those guys who actually bought and installed one?
Those people are an actual mystery to me. It's like they live in a different world that I just occasionally visit, just long enough to witness but never long enough to participate in.
#/r/196#196#r196#r/196#196 campfire#rule#surround sound#im being dead serious#they aren't real or something
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Does anyone know how to make friends?
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one time my middle school boyfriend cried while watching a hentai because of. the plot
#my post#im being dead serious#he told me it was good and i should watch it (didnt mention its a hentai) and i watched part of the first ep and was like. hey man...#my brother made fun of me for it so bad#my middle school bf was THE sensitive whiteboy
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dude so- there was a counselor in our class just going over some things like threats etc etc and then I KID YOU NOT. I KID YOU NOT SOMEWHERE IN THE HALLWAY A METAL PIPE SFX GOES OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF HER TALKING ABT THREATENING SCHOOLS. im sobbing
“please remember that you cannot joke with threats. we have no idea if your being serious or not, you can scare students and make people feel unsaf-“
#rambles from the ocean#IM BEING DEAD SERIOUS#MY WHOLE TABLE GROUP#WAS REPRESSING#SO MANY GIGGLES#I wheezed and slammed the desk lightly while hiding my face dude#I couldn’t look the counselor in the eye no more#I was giggling the rest of the class#BTW OFC THREATS ARE VERY SRS#IM NOT DISREGARDING THAT#silly experinces
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its all fun and games until you hear your favourite character say "oh god" in a very exhausted voice while listening to an audiobook
#the invisible man#griffin#jack griffin#im being dead serious#really just looking for scraps here#wow i feel like a victorian whos just seen a bare ankle for the first time
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im gonna need you tumblr bitches to start posting hauls. i wanna see the stuff the mentally insane spend their money on.
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