#im being dead serious

[letsskedaddle]

to the writers that have a masterlist pinned on your page, i love you with my whole heart

[spineless-lobster]

WHY AREN’T WE HAVING SPACE SEX?!

[strangeryetcecil]

Guys

Deadass

Is there more then one season in gravity falls

[juanitasupreme]

Geri probably will never greenlight a tv show or a movie about the Spice Girls because it will bring back something she don't want to acknowledge ever again : her gay past

[chaos-chase]

Somebody get me a vicodin before I vico-end it all

[iridiumzer0]

For those who don't know, the word "angst" isn't a modern term at all, it's actually the germanic enligh version of "misery".

Have that for a change.

[normalslimeguy]

this stuff is like michael angelo to me

[ultimateloserboy]

hey trans red guy enjoyers here is a fun fact: red guy is technically canonically trans. im fully /srs. i call this the “otis from barnyard effect”

by definition the word, “transgender” means you identify with a gender separate from what you were assigned at birth, aka, whatever the doctor assigns based off your parts. well red guy has no parts to be assigned at all, but despite this, he is still a man. this means he is literally transgender by definition of the word.

whether intentional or not, he is canonically transgender. i hope you all rest easy knowing this.

[slutdge]

any of my mutuals wanna start a podcast with me

[prettyboykatsuki]

cant tell if you are sarcastic about jjk in all the comments you posted is it genuinely that bad

yes lol

[iloveslllycatss]

PSA ‼️‼️‼️

THIS IS VERY SERIOUS. ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU ARENT SCARED TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES ! ! ! 

okay, i see that you chose to read this. read at your own risk ⚠️ 

it has come to my attention that one of !MY MUTUALS! part of and organization called….

dark reunion.  this is not a joke this is not a drill. IF YOU ARE APART OF DARK REUNION THEN YOY ARE NOT GONNA BE SAFE 🤬

reblog if you want to send help 

[flower-dagger-gay]

Everyone on their period should be given $100 by their doctor every month.

[myfriendwade]

Have you ever actually been friends with someone who put in a surround sound system? Maybe someone who has one that doesn't work and they are just a little too lazy to deal with it, but those guys who actually bought and installed one?

Those people are an actual mystery to me. It's like they live in a different world that I just occasionally visit, just long enough to witness but never long enough to participate in.

[funshinebf]

one time my middle school boyfriend cried while watching a hentai because of. the plot

[prince-of-red-lions]

dude so- there was a counselor in our class just going over some things like threats etc etc and then I KID YOU NOT. I KID YOU NOT SOMEWHERE IN THE HALLWAY A METAL PIPE SFX GOES OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF HER TALKING ABT THREATENING SCHOOLS. im sobbing

“please remember that you cannot joke with threats. we have no idea if your being serious or not, you can scare students and make people feel unsaf-“

[griffinappreciator]

its all fun and games until you hear your favourite character say "oh god" in a very exhausted voice while listening to an audiobook