#im back to shitposting question mark

[slavicviking]

Eddie wants to be suave one time and tries to push Steve onto the bed only to aim so badly that his boyfriend bounces off the edge of the mattress and hits the floor.

[httpsserene]

𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 “𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤”𝐞𝐝 - 𝐨𝐩. 𝟖𝟏

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: oscar’s girlfriend is feral on main. 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: crack. this is a shitpost, you have been warned. uh this is completely unrealistic, it’s pure vibes okay. this is not an accurate representation of those mentioned. 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: oscar piastri x fem!black!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau.

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: i wouldn’t consider myself an oscar girlie but then,,, i opened tumblr and saw the photos of oscar from when he went karting and um…now have another op 81 mess of a smau! this is completely unserious and it’s inspired by the nefarious actions i would do to oscar’s biceps. inspired by @dwarvenchords and @hookhausenschips ‘s reblog lol. it’s short but, enjoy, loves xxx.

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yninstagram • february 28th

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oscarpiastri: love…you couldn’t even save this for the close friends stories? you had to post it on main yninstagram: did you like my joke? oscar “jack”ed piastri LOL im so clever oscarpiastri: ijbol 😐 yninstagram: i’d be pressed but ur muscles are distracting me oscarpiastri: u should cmere and give them a kiss :)

lilymhe: he let u tie a bow around his bicep?!!! omfg i have to do this with alex yninstagram: i don’t think alex has enough muscles to meet the requirement for the bow :/

landonorris: he’s such a simp landonorris: i would never let my girlfriend tie a bow on me 🥱 yninstagram: step 1: have a girlfriend

logansargeant: your freak out on twitter had a slight mentally-ill aura yninstagram: shut the fuck up and get on a podium before you talk to me yninstagram: gangly bitch + not funny didn’t laugh + L

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yninstagram • february 28th • in between my boyfriends tiddies ⚑

liked by, oscarpiastri, mclaren, logansargeant, markwebber, and 1,223,458 others

yninstagram: things to do with your boyfriends muscles; listed in the comments below (a huge thanks to the toto user on twt for FINALLY sending me the photo)

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yninstagram 1. tie a bow around them (completed)

➥ user thx for sharing the photo

➥ user FUCK! I CAN’T FIND A PIECE OF PAPER TO WRITE THIS ON

yninstagram 2. kiss them (completed)

➥ user awh how cute! going to nap on the interstate rq

➥ user wait for me!

➥ user omg slumberpartyyyyy

yninstagram 3. touch them (completed)

➥ markwebber there’s a time i thought you were a normal girl

➥ yninstagram who told you to think that??

user i know those arms are rock solid 🥴🤤

user i’m the toto user on twitter !!! she did not kill me y’all !!!

➥ user u were flirting with death babes

➥ user i would not have admitted to this under her post

➥ user you should seek witness protection 🙏🏾

yninstagram 4. have him suffocate you with them (he said no)

➥ oscarpiastri WHY DID YOU INCLUDE THIS ONE

➥ logansargeant i think you’re proving the mentally-ill part y/n

➥ yninstagram u sound jealous logan

➥ user personally, i think if you didn’t want her to say that, you shouldn’t have muscles @/oscarpiastri

➥ oscarpiastri oh! yeah! why didn’t i think of that—lemme just take them off rq 😐 WTH

yninstagram 5. wall sex (?)

➥ oscarpiastri i specifically said not to say #4 and #5 in public

➥ user the question mark is SENDING MEEEEE

➥ yninstagram i mean, i can tell you that he didn’t say no to this one 😈 @/user

➥ landonorris i did not want to see this when i opened ig

➥ yninstagram do us all a favor then and delete ur account x

➥ oscarpiastri what she said^

➥ landonorris :o -> :(

yninstagram 6. draw on them (in progress)

➥ user wait this one is actually cute 🤭

➥ oscarpiastri watching the pure concentration on her face is adorable

➥ user omg she’s so 👉🏼👈🏼 coded

➥ oscarpiastri it tickles lol

➥ yninstagram ur moving around too much

➥ yninstagram might have to tie you to the headboard 😏

➥ user and she’s back on her bs

yninstagram 7. watch him flex for you (ongoing indefinitely)

➥ mclaren do we have your permission to post oscar thirst traps now?

➥ yninstagram i’m sure we could work out something mutually beneficial

oscarpiastri • february 28th • my girl’s basement ⚑

liked by yninstagram, danielricciardo, logansargeant, landonorris, and 1,478,539 others

oscarpiastri she knocked out on my chest halfway through drawing on me. didn’t know this was part of the boyfriend job description, felt like there was some false adverting. overall: 12/10 experience, will be doing this again.

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danielricciardo didn’t know where this was going for a sec but fuck you guys are so cute 🥹

➥ oscarpiastri thank you? i guess

➥ user oh to have my relationship praised by danny ric

➥ user girl ur man responds to your texts two days late

➥ user DAMN u didn’t have to air out my business like thatttt

user WHAT DID SHE USE TO DRAW ON YOU OSCAR??? HELP A GIRL OUT

➥ oscarpiastri its liquid eyeliner 🫡

➥ oscarpiastri she used an eyeshadow palette when she wanted to add colors

➥ user why did i never think of that, she’s so smarttttt

user oscar piastri the MAN that u AREEEE

logansargeant so,,,,are we still getting dinner later orrrrr

➥ user LOL

➥ user omg y/n was right logan IS jealous

➥ logansargeant im not jealous !!!!

➥ user 💀

➥ user okayyyy….we believe you LMAOOOOO

➥ oscarpiastri ijbol 😂

➥ logansargeant stop using ijbol it’s not funny

➥ user this will be the only time that i say i agree with logan on something

➥ logansargeant ur literally a fan account FOR ME?? @/user

➥ user yeah man u didn’t have to bring that up 😒

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[skrunksthatwunk]

im kinda losing my shit here guys

enemy❓

just found the most beautiful scanlation of berserk

[wisteriagoesvroom]

iiiii think u should write smth heart wrenching. smth awfully sad. like idk. landoscar are robbing toto wolffs massive mansion and one of them get SHOT. but no dying ofc. thats too sad. but a normal level of heart wrenching.

the water sprinkler goes off with a boom. “NAUR!!!!” oscar screams. his crime partner falls to the floor with a shriek, dark brown curls already plastered flat against his forehead.

gold jewellery and a big tube of top secret papers labelled “how to make mercedes great again” rolls, clicky clacky along the tiles.

lando's always been scared of water. he makes an utter scene, spluttering and spitting on the floor and probably waking half the mansion. oscar thinks he has about 6 minutes before susie herself shows up with a f1 academy car and her immaculate bob to run them over. oscar refuses to be written up in the australian tabloids as “f1 driver whose cause of death was getting run over by toto’s wife” so he motivates himself to keep going and finish the job.

oscar uses magical plot-assisted powers to retrieve the jewellery and the papers and uses plot-necessary bluetooth technology (a pin shaped like a papaya) to turn off the water sprinklers.

oscar ignores lando’s vocal protests and fireman-carries lando out of the mansion. “NOOOOO” oscar hears toto shout, howling in an austrian accent to the moon.

later oscar passes lando a big orange towel. osc radios zak and says “i did it. i got us some additional sponsorship money.” osc is not sure how he is going to find a shop that will let him sell the austrian jewels without asking questions. he is pretty sure this is beyond his pay grade but it's fine because he wants to do well for the team. meanwhile zak says “good job im gonna keep sitting at my laptop and doing ceo things now.” osc says “cool please don’t send me on a mission with this lando idiot again.”

lando sits at the steps of their safehouse looking like a drowned cat. lando is smiling despite the chaotic AF events. osc doesn’t like that he finds this endearing.

later, osc asks lando: “why did you pull on the alarm that is clearly marked ALARM. i literally can’t take you anywhere.”

and lando replies “cos i knew you would rescue me of course 🥰🥰”

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(sorry i massacred your prompt and made it a shitpost, but the idea of them tag teaming to rob toto and kind of failing was just too funny to pass up.)

and the only other heartwrenching options that came up in my head for this were (i) lando’s DJ console breaks (ii) oscar is told that due to scheduling issues he cannot go back to australia for five years (iii) neither of them wins the WDC for the next 10 years but somehow mazepin returns to haas and they watch him do so due to an unprecedented level of f1 bribery, bad luck, or some other related insane turn of events. but never say never 'cus the FIA is involved and all.

[whaledocboi]

oc shitpost blast idgaf

matthaeus looks mean and scary and stares with the force of a thousand suns, but he's actually pretty chill and fairly well adjusted. rasalas is the one who's contemplating murder suicide more often than you'd think.

rasalas came back wrong (from almost dying) except he's always been like that. and he's very annoyed by it always being brought up (because he's still nice, just doesnt take as much shit anymore)

modern au matt works for viktoria's old money generational wealth historical noble family as the head of security, elias and viktoria are dating, but none of them connected the dots about it (elias i dont know what my father does for work, viktoria i didnt think every blonde person is related, matt i assumed it was literally anyone else named viktoria) until once they accidentally run into each other when viktoria brings elias over to her big ass mansion. the vibes are mortifying for a moment.

cal ineracted with matt once before deciding i dont know how to hit on this man so he has to die. his daughter needs to die even harder because she makes fun of me, but unforchie if i so much as poke her viktoria will have me killed in my sleep. (not to mention matthaeus who would kill me himself while im awake) what a difficult life im leading. proceeds to do nothing about any of this

rip elias you would've loved being an annoying jock with a beat up old pickup truck. being an annoying almost knight with a big ass work horse is close enough though

baltazar would have all these edgy insane clown posse-esque songs in his playlist and then right next to it theres katy perry california girls. azrel doesnt listen to music (type of person to sit in silence for a 2 hours long car ride alone)

at any given place any given time period baltazrel would encounter people who are like, these two should Not be put in positions of power, thats a dangerously unstable violent attack dog only held back by a manipulative gaslighting way too ambitious psycopath, to which they always react with genuine offense and omg noo how could you say that. look how normal we are. and then get in positons of power and do exactly what the people warning about them said they would do

in a human au azrel is like actual patrick bateman, corporate girly 50 step morning routine unsettlingly perfect appearance at any time of the day unsettlingly polite and charming behaviour, nobody really knows anything about what she does or who she is outside of work. maybe she's just very good at separating her work life and private life. and her weird obnoxious asshole probably unemployed roommate friend sibling or dating question mark (baltazar) who purposefully plays call of duty with a voice changer so he sounds like a girl to make cod bros as mad as humanly possible. not really in the feminist way he just likes pissing people off. they definitely have killed someone and had a dismembered body in their freezer before at some point, unclear if it was an accident or not

[em-bandaid-boy]

Whoops my hand slipped

[astraldoesart]

JSE Community Greet

Preferred name: Fenix (pronounced Phoenix)

Preferred pronouns: it / fae / jo / vap / fen

When did you start watching JSE? (this is not a competition, old or new you're a member of the community) Uhhh good question! I think that was back in 2015 / 2016, back when Markiplier was doing fnaf 1 I think. If i remember correctly that is. I got into Mark and Jack at that point

Why did you start watching JSE? Funny story actually. Asshole friends had been talking about Mark. I asked who that was. One of em was shocked I didnt know him. The other said I must know Jack. I said I didnt. She then proceeded to assume not only did I know of him but also that i clearly had a personal relationship with him if some variety as if he was my cousin. Why she assumed this? "Well arent you irish?". I went home and looked em up after. More details in that story but hdjdndkd also 3rd gen Irish american babeyyy

What's your favourite things about the channel? I'd have to say the humor between both of them alongside the community. I found them in a point of time when my family and school life weren't great. It was a space that i finally got the humor and wasnt made into the butt of the joke. It was amazing

Do you have a fave ego? Absolutely! I'd have to say probably Anti with Chase being a close second! I love me a villain and an angsty protag

What type of community member are you? (lurker/artist/theorist/editor/shitposter/author etc) I'm a lurker, artist, and author mostly! I live the creative outlets!

What else do you enjoy? The Walking Dead is my most recent hyperfixation. But also fnaf, DBH, skyrim, a lot if things really!

Are you open to nice messages and new friends? Yes! I love new friends and the attention i get in general! I just have no idea how to start conversations with people, even within the community. Im terrible at peopling even when I mask

Blank version here!

[numberoneanika]

ahaha. fictional characters

hello and welcome to my (sometimes) multifandom blog. i am absolute chaos

fandoms i'm in, other blogs, about me, and others V

other blogs:

@campcamp-soupicane (dead because Where Is Season Five. im also probably not going to get back into camp camp anytime soon. so.)

@rarepair-central (also dead because i have Several Hyperfixations And Hobbies. i plan to revive it with danganronpa rarepairs)

@vivazaki (somewhat dead, and main blog, no fandoms rather than shitposting)

fandoms:

listen okay once upon a time i WAS in multiple fandoms but well. as of now i'm just obsessed with danganronpa.

fangans i also like:

dra/sdra2

danganronpa despair time (I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT IT!!! VERY NORMAL!!!)

brave danganronpa: coward's paradise

project eden's garden (VERY!!! NORMAL!!!)

danganronpa (he)artless deceit

ace attorney games i've played through:

pheonix wright trilogy

apollo justice trilogy

miles edgeworth investigations 1 and 2

other media:

raincode

favorite characters and ships (that also conveniently doubles as a simp list for many of these characcters! ask me about any of the bolded items and i will love you forever):

canon dr: kiyotaka ishimaru, gundham tanaka, korekiyo shinguij, shinnaga, sondam, ishikuro

drdt: arturo giles (sorry everyone i'm a kiyo fan it was bound to happen), charles cuevas, rose lacroix, charuko, terurose, veroruko, teruvid, whitco

dra, sdra2: haruhiko kobashikawa, nikei yomiuri, hajime makunouchi, emma magorobi, setsukei, makurobi, satsuhiko

drhd: tomoya morita, denshi shigenobu, ryuuji himura, akimoya, katsuhidechou

bdr: ichirou taida (trust guys he will Not die), no ships yet

p:eg (unfortunate acronym): ulysses wilhelm, mark berskii (purely out of my speculation i think about him being the mastermind so much i think it's a problem), kaimon, ulymon

aa: matt engarde, KLAVIER GAVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, damon gant, SIMON KEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rules???? i don't know????

credit me if you use art. and uhh don't be a dick

dni-

-homophobes and transphobes

-TERFs

-racists

-no any-religion phobes (INCLUDES ANTI-THEISTS ISLAMOPHOBES AND ANTI-CHRISTIANS!!!!)

-xenophobes

thin ice:

proshippers

about me:

i'm anika but you might've known me as kaileighs-multifandom-mayhem. the only reason my url didn't say anika is because i was weird and insecure about my name

i go by she/her and am aegosexual (ace but i still think about horny shit sometimes), cis, and bi-questioning

possibly autistic. i think so. maybe adhd still looking into it

i'm indian but i live in america in the midwest where i have never seen a hill. it's on my bucket list actually

kinlist: whit young (drdt), min jeung (drdt), sebastian debeste (aai2), klavier gavin (aa4), trucy wright

dob is 23 august, where my summer birthday lads at

yeah that's it

good and nice. goodbye

[grayfilmsandstuff]

Hey there friendo! Could I get a funky madcom matchup? I'm fine with whoever (๑¯∇¯๑) This is also gonna be hella disjointed, so I apologize in advance (╥w╥)

I'm 4'11 with super dark brown eyes and hair and a baby face; most people always think  I'm much younger than I actually am (I'm 20, but just look like a forever teen I guess) I've got dreadlocks that go a little past mid back, freckles, beauty marks and light patches all over my body (not sure if its vitiligo or not), and I wear prescription sports goggles instead of normal glasses since the straps make me less likely to lose them, and Im accidentally rough on stuff sometimes

Agender, aroace with leaning for gender neutral and neopronouns, but i dont really care much in the end ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've got a metric shit-ton of mental illness, so my mental state is Wack™, tho I'll point out my ADHD and Autism since those are my most prominent. Paradoxical is the best word to describe me cuz I can range from feral gremlin memelord to so-quiet-you-forget-Im-there (I accidentally scare people alot cuz of this). Relatively apathetic emotionally, and I can sometimes struggle with social cues, I'm also very childish, hyperactive and immature, and can be blunt and straight forward with my words. I have a trash sense of humor (I'll basically laugh at anything), tho I do enjoy dark, self-deprecating, and/or inappropriate jokes the most. Since most people see me as "ignorant baby", I like fucking with them by just saying the weirdest shit or casually cursing because I can. Honestly, the amount of memes, shitposts, and copypastas that I've memorized just for the sake of a joke, is amazing.

I'm academically smart to a degree, with a leaning towards the sciences, maths, and engineering. Mostly a big psychology and astronomy nerd and really big into art. I've gotta bunch of sketchbooks and folders full of drawings, (mostly character designs), from over the years and too many damn color pencils (that I will continue to add on too, because fuck yeah colors). I'm really into transformers, comics, anime, video games, and true crime. I like to lift weights and have questionable eating habits (forgetting to eat is a problem of mine so I always have snacks on me, and I tend to eat things I really shouldnt; Ex. Chalk) and basically eat like a famine survivor when it comes to food. I practically inhale my food and I tend to get aggressive if someone tries to interact with me while I'm eating or cooking. All and all tho, I'm mostly here to vibe and just live in the moment.

I have a lot of cat-like habits and tend to headbutt, rub up against, and bite and/or lick people who I like; walk on my toes alot; and prefer small spaces over wide open ones. I'm also really flexible, so it's not odd to causally find me weird ass positions. Gets the nyoomies randomly and struggles with volume control (not helped by me being slightly hard at hearing), so I'll usually pace around while talking and making random noises (echolocalia basically, and I'll mostly beep, meow, trill, make Kirby noises "poyo!", etc.,), and also hand flappy! I also like to sing to myself and have a really great range (mostly on the higher end of the spectrum), as well as decent voice acting capabilities! I mirror things alot, so if I interact with someone long enough, I'll subconsciously start mimicking them and their habits (mostly verbal quirks and accents, but physical quirks too sometimes). Very much prefer hot and humid weather and get real tried/hibernate when it gets colder. For that reason, I've got a huge nest of soft blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals.

i.. . .this was so long.. . .. i love you thank you for sending in a request but note for people in the future please don't make your requests this long it makes it rough on me

this is a good example of the longest request i'll take and this is a good example of the shortest use this to your advantage

i match you wiiiiiith...

Hank!

- Hank isn't sure where you came from but he returned to the bunker with you one day and after the shock factor was over, everyone accepted it and welcomed you in

- they really like your goggles, sometimes they'll point to their own and then point to you, saying that you were matching :}

- he's got a wack mental state too, so he understands a lot of what you're going through and helps you with social cues from the other three, and just is there in general to help out

- you also help them if they feel like they need to lean onto you for comfort or help

- he actually thinks your bluntness is helpful because he's the kind of person is mostly oblivious and doesn't understand what you're saying unless you say it directly and say exactly what you mean

- they love making you laugh at the silliest things. if makes them really happy knowing that they can make you smile or laugh no matter what the circumstances are

- a lot of the time when you say a meme or a copypasta in front of him he won't understand and will ask you what it means

- "one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky two big splurgs and a big gloopy three more yoinks, then i buy me a smoothie poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy"

- "...i'm sorry what"

- they really look up to how smart you are and it fascinates them when you'll just ramble about a topic because they know that means you're really interested in it

- you love drawing and a lot of the time you give your assorted doodles to Hank. he loves and cherishes them because what the heck how are you so talented??

- they get onto you for eating things you shouldn't. they want you be happy and healthy, not just the former

- he also enjoys watching you cook whenever you do! he tries his best to help but the big guy has no idea how you do it

- they LOVE your cat-like habits. they love cats. period. any time you'll meow or rub up against them they just melt entirely

- the first time you picked up on something he said and started mimicking it, his initial reaction was :O but it grew more into a :D

thanks for the request! i tried to keep it short with all that you provided me, have a good day my friend

[karasunology]

Also just a question but who are your fave writers of all time?(-✨ANON )

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✎ . . . @r-atsumu

➜ my wifey here, has one of my favourite poetic haikyuu drabbles/fics ─ no matter how long or short they may be, they literally JUST HIT DIFFERENT. after spending my first writing years on wattpad and has grown up loving the eloquence and uniqueness of the poetry books i have read in that website, ( i could literally give you a list of a few of them, but that means i have to log back in to my old acC bajsjsj ) and in tumblr she's one of the only ones that has a similar touch and mark of those books i used to read and loved reading. the greek mythology mixture in her wtiting is *chefs kiss*

➜ and she's also uNDERRATED?? UM CHILE OKAYY, she recently just hit 200 followers and this is the link to her 100-200 special

➜ and this is the link to her masterlist !!

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✎ . . . @b0kuto

➜ just like yugen, em here, is so good with how she pulls her words all together ─ not to mention a talented one, like hAVE YOU SEEN HER NAVIGATION?? HER POSTS?? like, the FLAVOUR in her graphics is ATSRONOMICAL, like i can't even do shit in coding at our computer subject😭😭✋

➜ my favourite works by her are her love, xx series IT'S SO GOOD AND UNDERRATED😡 what i like about her writing is that she's not just having one format, and is not afraid of expanding from her comfrot zone in writing. for example that osamu chapter where she used ripped png pages for the letters and ugh her MIND

➜ here's the link to her navigation !!

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✎ . . . @tokoyamis-luv

➜ we aren't close but iM SIMPING FOR HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER BNHA SMAU'S AND THAT'S ON PERIODT

➜ currently reading he fake it till you make it smau

➜ here's the link to her navigation !!

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✎ . . . @neoheros

➜ no thoughts, head empty; i just love their works.

➜ navigation !!

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✎ . . . @kozukens

➜ their kenma smau is UGH!! in love !!

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✎ . . . @kaidasen

➜ one of my favourite series, literally just shitposts and i LOVED IT

➜ ( haven't read this one yet but i know it's good I KNOW IT😡 ) [ BY THE BOOK ]

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✎ . . . @keiji-n

➜ thirst-tweets mini series, smau's & other works by them are GOD GIVEN

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✎ . . . @starboybokuto

➜ one of my favourite blogs that also writes for nsfw whenever i'm in the wacky mood 🤪

➜ their text messages from the haikyuu boys are jUSt UGH THE FLAVOUR

➜ THE POWER THEY HAVE

➜ link to their navi !!

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✎ . . . ALSO MY FAVOURITE SMAU'S ARE CREATED BY THESE PEOPLE

@lceiji , @rintarous , @volleyboys-n-girls & @akaashichigo

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[ ♡ ] these are getting too long & i still have shit ton of requests to write phew, but if you haven't seen your blog here please don't let it discourage you ─ i'm too tired to add more bUT !! all writers mentioned & not mentioned are still good just the way they are and i apologize if i didn't tag a bit more writers/blogs that i adore, but a bitch is getting tired😔✋ also hi @ ✨anon thank you for asking me this sorry it literally took like two hours for me to answer AHSJJZJZJZ i'd probably make a 2nd part to this just because i wanna give all the love to the haikyuu creators here, especially ones that are receiving hate.

[shidiand]

How do you imagine Tenco's Story ending in your head?

that is a GREAT but UNEXPECTED QUESTION freshlybaked "spider" bread and i'm really happy to have the opportunity to try and answer this ageless question that has burned within all of us in the tenco's story iv waiting room community since 2013. it is an incredible coincidence (or is it? 👀) that i was just talking to Risa about tenco's this (edit: yesterday) morning so i am extra double super in the mood to talk about Tenco's Story today. so excellent of a coincidence is this that i am tempted to refer you to them in case you wanted to hear their thoughts on the matter that would probably turn out super cool, but that is neither here nor there; let us talk Tenco's Story.

i of course must mention my unadvertised and modestly detailed commentary on tenco's i-iii at https://shidiand.tumblr.com/tencos, presenting slightly interesting facts in an unwieldy and difficult-to-use format, but as it dates back to june 2017, i want to take some time to understand my feelings about the series once more.

tenco's story is a series that has a lot of meaning to me.

i took on my current name of shidiand in november of 2013. i was still in 11th grade at the time, 4th year of high school, and a very socially isolated person. i should say i was introduced to touhou in 7th grade, 2010, so i was still working through a 3 years-strong phase of trying to simultaneously both find an outlet for and bottle up an endless wellspring of awkward weeaboo-gamer nerd energy at the time.

i had my first real foray onto the internet in 2010, tried out twitter, followed some RPers and other people who had Cool Touhou Usernames. didn't really go anywhere. i had maybe 50 followers, i dont really know the count but it was definitely a) double digits and b) pretty low. didn't know what to tweet about. didn't know how to hit it off with others. i think there was basically maybe only 3 other people i ever properly interacted with. oh shit i was playing league of legends at the time. oh my god. i really did play league of .. oh my god. let's move on.

aw shit im super digressing amn't i. well.

this is just how it goes when i write essays on tumblr.com.

i'm afraid you're just along for the ride at this point so please do your best to enjoy it.

i got kind of tired of twitter at the time because i didnt know what to do with it. didnt know how to interact with people and didnt find the people i was following interesting, so i ghosted on out of there by the end of 2012. didnt deactivate it until like 2015 but at that point that was just burning away my dark history. anyways. november 2013.

--im taking a lot of time here trawling through old files on my computer, my tumblr blog, notification emails still lying around in my gmail inbox from twitter, the dropbox i didn't actually use but it had several tenco's story pictures on it but i deleted them so this was useless, ... to trace the timeline of this story and im really seeing a lot of remnants of dark history here you know? did you know i wrote a letter to a girl i had a crush on valentine's day 2014, slipped it into her locker, and anxiously hung around nearby at lunchtime to see how she reacted at lunchtime? i certainly didn't, or at least i made darn ass sure to forget about this incredible virgin incident and not remember it, ever, until i came across the records of it that i thoughtfully preserved for the me of 5 years later today. ok well now i have to read the letter to see if it was as bad as it just sounded there brb

ok so the good news is that it was actually very focused on being positive and full of admiration for the cool things she did instead of being a confession letter so i am very glad i was able to be a respectful chad 5 years ago, but the bad news is that the jokes, the actual sentences i put together. oh my god. but i mean. well. at least i got the spirit. its certainly a step up from this other person in my grade, WEEABOO ANDREW, YOU MAY RECALL THIS STORY AND HIS NAME FROM PREVIOUS STORYTIMES, THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND who came to school on halloween once cosplaying kirito from sword art online and got very possessive about people asking if they could hold his black replica plastic sword, and probably worse, dropped a "will you be my girlfriend" letter into the locker of my homie and fellow trombonist samantha, who was a little bit nerdy, hung out with the anime-likers who were actually sociable and fun to be around so you can imagine why weeaboo andrew was into her, which had i) a direct quotation from SAO chapter 16.5 (origin of the famous "glopping noise" line), and ii) a condom. jesus christ. i dont want to talk about this any more. next topic.

i also put this drawing of iku nagae and her skarmory (actually an albinoss from 18 DRAGONS) on the other side of the letter because it was the coolest thing i could think of drawing at the time. and i completely agree with 2014 me because it IS super fucking cool. hell fuckin yeah

https://shidiand.tumblr.com/post/76301993387/iku-nagae-ft-that-thing-that-supposedly-is-a

alright that was a fun little trip down memory lane but lets get back on track. november 2013. i started anew as shidiand. still awkward, still learning how to express myself and looking for my place among others. i followed some touhou bloggers, hung around r/touhou a lot as well. in december i got my first tablet for christmas, a wacom bamboo splash. i still use this thing! the usb cable disconnects if you bump it so i have to find just the perfect position to sit in whenever i want to draw, but its served me well. anyways. i was just starting to play around with digital art but i remember, probably just before new years, for some reason i wanted to find out more about tenshi hinanawi (i don't remember why. tenshi wasn't even one of my favourite characters at the time) so i went googling and right there on zerochan i found this:

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=23525572

this was during my dark souls phase so i just went BANANAS at the sight of this. this was literally the coolest image i had ever seen in my internet life. That image alone made me want to draw in hopes that I could make something as cool as that someday.

it wasn't immediately after but i soon discovered tenco's story, and it was love. kannnu was my very first artistic inspiration, and for a long time, my only one. i absolutely idolized them at the time. since then, ive found other artists to look up to, in a more healthy manner, but to this day i still look up to kannnu, still admire their work a lot.

i played around with drawing, followed the lives of people on tumblr, started reading touhou fanfiction, made a new twitter. i met a lot of new people along the way. some people i havent stuck with, some i cut ties with, and some people i still keep in contact with today. over those long 5 years of being shidiand, i found a name (i used to use shidian and then shid, but someone called me shidi once and i realized that was a lot better), how to reach out to others, how to express myself, places that i could feel included in. this is why i owe a blood debt to evelyn, who permitted me to kneel at her throne and was like "yea ok you can join my discord server u seem cool". evelyn, if you were confused by me ominously mentioning this blood debt/blood oath in a tumblr reply 1-2 years ago, this is the context. those 5 years were like a coming of age of sorts, that i never had when i was in high school.

and my love for tenco's story, that inspired me to draw that day, has been with me since almost the very beginning of my time as shidiand. from the beginning, i have always encouraged people to READ TENCO'S STORY, like the kin of those who cry PLAY MELTY or WATCH SYMPHOGEAR. i think my very first sidebar description was something akin to a prayer, written in very choral language, hoping for the day tenco's story iv was completed, ..., "meanwhile, furious shitposting". kannnu's work, finding delight in whatever they chose to draw, has been at my side, all along. my true mentor, my guiding moonlight...

so that's why i still to this day love tenco's story so much.

let's talk about tenco's story.

tenco's story is a story told through single pictures. the plot is vague, and details are sparse. dialogue is rare. we only know what has happened; we seldom know why. furthermore, there are many gaps between scenes that the reader is left to fill in for themselves; we see only snapshots that form an hazy outline of the events that occurred, and must imagine the rest. motivations and explanations fail me. but even with a barebones plot, tenco's story has themes, and if nothing else, those have to be carried through.

the main theme, of course, is journey and travel, but there are also other ideas, too. i actually think they start to change as the series goes on:

book i, where tenshi runs away from home, is about striking out on your own. it's a very fun and unpredictable journey, together with a friend.

book ii, where tenshi and iku are separated, forces tenshi to find and rely on companions of her own even more. but they do so, and they are able overcome hardships, and there is food and festival.

book iii marks a climax, reasserting tenshi's goal of finding the sword of hisou. i feel like the journey shifts from a travel (visiting) to a path forwards (making your way through). perhaps this is just something i get from knowing the locations from dark souls (Anor Londo, New Londo Ruins, the Great Hollow), but the locations start to give more of a sense of verticality, like they're emphasizing tenshi's climb to the summit. the hardships and enemies are the greatest they've been yet, and right when they near the top, tenshi and iku start to bleed. the book ends on an uncertain note.

if i had to describe the type of journey and travel that tenshi and iku undertake, there's this sense of wonder at discovering new places, wandering from vista to vista in delight, but also a sense of conquering, making it through a difficult patch. the sequence from pages 2-44 to 2-51, taken together, convey this sense of overcoming the best. it's one of my favourite parts. again, although the tone definitely starts to lean towards struggle in book iii, i think tenco's sense of wonder really is the heart of the series. there's no map of the world, no predicting where tenshi and iku will end up next. and through their travels, though they come across many enemies, they also find friends -- places of refuge, places full of life, people who will look after them for a few days, companions who will stay with them for the rest of the journey. at the end of book iii, we see a long haired tenshi with purple hair being impaled by the sword of hisou (3-33, see also this extra illustration that risa pointed out to me http://sinnnkai.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-195.html), and regular short haired tenshi continuing on her journey (3-42). if we ignore the out-of-story images where tenshi has the sword of hisou, tenshi has actually only ever used her sunlight blade (2-24, 3-26, etc), so i think that the long haired tenshi on 3-33 is a different person altogether. (if i had to guess, she might be the purple haired woman in the top left of https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35443328 as we have never seen that woman appear anywhere.) she probably has something to do with the flashbacks at the end of book ii and she might somehow be short-haired tenshi at the same time, but this is just speculation.

however, in 3-43, tenshi's hair is rather blue, so i don't know if this is the purple haired woman or not. if it is, tenshi is probably still fine and closing in on the summit, but if it isn't, then it's very worrying to see a picture of tenshi without any of her companions. it's very ominous.

meanwhile, iku, while climbing the red carpeted corridor, is stabbed, and disappears for a few pages. there's a black page, a shot of a shrine that strongly resembles the hakurei shrine, and a picture of iku standing behind someone in a tux, with the line "In the past, I was saved by the lady I was serving, you see?". and then iku wakes up in a field of flowers.

i think what this scene makes clear is a theme that has continued to appear and reappear throughout every book of "being saved, being aided by someone's kindness".

i think another theme that is implied and has to be addressed by this story of running away from home is "return". something im imagining is that the reason tenshi makes finding the sword of hisou her goal is because she wants to have something to prove herself with, to vindicate her when she comes home. but i don't think she needs to prove anything, and i ultimately think that she would be happier spending the rest of her life exploring.

so i think this should be what happens in the ending.

open on iku's journey, and give her a long sequence of travel without seeing tenshi. underline her newfound resolve. she climbs to the summit with albinoss, and finds the rest of tenshi's companions fallen. and in the last room is sword of hisou tenshi, who has lost herself, and it comes down to iku to bring her back. after a difficult battle, when both of them are on their last legs, iku is unable to stand any longer. but at this moment tenshi sees her companions struggling to get back up and reach her, and that's what brings her to her senses. and iku gets to see how many friends tenshi's been able to make on her own, and they finally and properly reunite. together, tenshi and iku carry each other out of the last room.

i don't think it's necessary to return to heaven. as a conclusion, dedicate some time to tenshi and iku travelling together. they're on their way back, revisiting old friends who helped them along the way, enjoying the journey. their last stop is the house of the elderly nawis (1-42). tenshi shows off the sword of hisou; she decided to keep it not as a trophy to show her family but as proof of the bonds of her companions. surrounded by friends, tenshi and iku decide to part ways with each other, knowing that the other will be alright. iku drifts among the clouds once more, and tenshi sets off for the horizon.

that's the plot that i'd write/just wrote. i don't really expect tenco's story iv to ever come out, though. i mentioned my first sidebar description earlier in this essay, but of course, you can see that it's been changed. 2 years ago, i read my hopeful prayer once more and was struck with a terrible melancholy, so now it reads this: "having come to terms with the fact that tenco's story iv will never be released, i can still live, knowing that the spirit of the journey will live on through kannnu's original works [...] meanwhile, furious shitposting".

on one level, tenco's story is a story, but in the process of following it, i came to think of the work itself as a journey too. you can constantly see kannnu's improvement between and even within each book. they have always drawn whatever they liked; what plot matters in the face of "I wanted to draw a beautiful sky." "I wanted to draw a fantastic battle." "I wanted to draw Dark Souls and Monster Hunter and Pokemon and Brave Fencer Musashi and Bokura no Taiyou and Touhou."

its not really kannnu's style to go back and tie up old ends. they just draw whatever makes them happy. so as i watch them continue to draw beautiful places and fantastic creatures, new characters heading out on journeys of their own or just enjoying their everyday lives, it's as if tenco's story never ended. the limits and consistency of that world ignored, and a new one springs up; in a way, the world of tenco's, which had such thin boundaries, just gets bigger.

but even so, having said all that, i still see them draw that short-haired tenshi from time to time. it makes me happy to see them remember tenco's story with such fondness. often crossing over with orion or roar or elweiss, you can see tenshi on another journey.

[docholligay]

I wish I could say this is a really thing but it’s basically a thousand word fic shitpost based on the new OW comic and this fan comic that cracked me up. 

“Dr. Ziegler!” Tracer’s eyes lit up. “Didn’t think I’d ever see the likes of you again.”

Mercy touched her hand to her chest, shocked and touched that Tracer remembered her at all--it had been such a small and traumatic time, when she had known her, and though it had changed the course of Mercy’s life, she could not imagine Tracer having thought of her at all.

As if supplying the answer to all of Mercy’s questions, Tracer piped up. “I know I was a touch, uh, catatonic or whatever, last time we met. I do remember you though.” Tracer nodded up at her. “You called me by me own name. Thanks.” She noticed the look of sadness on Mercy’s face, and clapped her on the shoulder, letting out a peal of laughter, “Any’ow, I got better, right? I did. Just fine, now, thanks to you. And Win, of course.”

“This is the training facility.” Winston spread his arms wide, in what he hoped was an encouraging gesture. “You’ve had a lot of practice by yourself, but, I know you’re very sharp, it would help, though--”

“We need to see what you can do.” Jack walked into the room, the same look of cool command he praticed every day in the mirror on his face. He grinned. “It’s just another trainee.”

“Jack and I have a little bet.” Ana turned her chair around, smiling, her arms crossed. “He thinks he is very clever, finding a teleporter.”

Winston rushed forward, gesturing. “It’s actually not teleportation, not in the classic sense, though it would be easy to see how a layperson might make that mistake. What we’re actually doing is harnessing the way she interacts with the time/space environment,” he pushed his glasses back up on his nose, “while still allowing for her personal…” He looked over at Ana, whose lids were half-dimmed in boredom. “Well.”

Ana looked over at Tracer. “So, are you ready to fight?” She whirled her chair back toward the glassed in training room. “Jack tells me you are training to be a flank. Good. I am training Genji to be the same.”

“Two flanks, eh?” Tracer spun around her pistol. “This a sort of elimination round? Only one of us go on to the final?”

“No.” Ana laughed. “A spare flank is a good thing to have. You never know when you will lose one.”

Jack shook his head at her. “Ana, don’t.”

“Don’t what?” She patted the chair beside her. “Sit down. You are about to owe me dinner.”

__

The door to the training room opened, and Tracer walked in, looking around, her eyes flicking about the room, gathering information and laying out the room in her mind. There was a glint across the room, through the shadow and the smoke, and her face turned to it.

Whatever she had expected, it could not have been this. His body was covered with metal, save for the rare spots where his flesh was laid bare to the world, the life of it strange against the cold glint of metal. His eyes were red and fierce, glaring at Tracer, throwing stars at his hip.

He brandished his sword, cutting the air in a complex series of slices, growling intimidations Tracer could not understand, and wasn’t sure she wanted to.

Tracer looked back over at the group appraising her. “Quick question,” She put her hands on her hips, eyes wide with disbelief. “Are you fucking mad?!”

Jack leaned forward into the microphone, and Tracer could hear Ana cackling in the background. “Tracer, you’ve had plenty of--”

“I’m a bloody pilot!” She pointed her pistol at herself, as if to prove the point of her own unsuitability.

“Don’t aim at anything you don’t want to kill, kid.”

“Maybe I’d like to spare ‘im the trouble.”

“Winston,” Jack sounded annoyed from on high, “I thought you said she was ready.”

“Uh,” She heard Winston scramble for an answer, “She’s been physically and psychologically cleared for this simulation, she’s performed so well in AI train--”

Tracer sighed heavily and yelled up to the glass. “DON’T INTERROGATE ‘IM JACK, I’LL DO IT,” she shook her head, “Lena, ‘ow do you get your--”

“Come on!” Genji bellowed at her in English, star between his fingers, beckoning her on.

“Well, ‘ello to you, too.” Tracer’s face changed, and she rushed at Genji, dodging his throwing star with a deft move to the side. “Something I ought to tell you about the Oxtons, love,” She bounced off the metal pillar in the room, back toward Genji, as he grabbed for another star, “We’ve been dogfighting since they ‘ad a plane to put us in.”

She dodged his star again, and Genji barked something at her, swinging the sword off his back in a fluid motion, Tracer’s shots just barely missing their mark. She skirted along the edge of the room, cursing the enclosed space, and shot again, better, but he deflected the shots with his sword, and she curled onto the ground to miss the ricochet. He took a moment to focus, and Tracer got to her feet.

“You know what the Oxtons were before all that?” she grinned. “Ran cutters in the Royal Navy.” She bounded to the edge of the room, shooting. “Just dogfighting on water, it is.”

They were across now, and they ran at each other, Genji looking for the slightest sign of her willingness to shoot, finding none, and brought back his sword for a blow.

Tracer grinned. “And this,” she jumped directly into his blade.

And she disappeared for a moment, only blue light cutting through his sword, and then a small ‘pip’ behind him.

“Just dogfighting on land.” Her pulse pistols let out a volley.

He barely had a chance to register what she’d said before his suit lit up with a flashing light and a vibration. Critical hit. Simulation over.

Jack leaned into the microphone. “You talk too much.”

“You’re welcome, Jack!” Tracer waved up to the observation room.

Jack turned to Ana, who rolled her eyes in anticipation, and smugly put his hand on his chin. “I’m thinking lobster. You?”