#im back again babyyyyy i never die

[eloiselarts]

°0°

[skyburger]

musings as i watch the phantom blood musical (under a cut if u dont want spoilers ect.)

perhaps i will not understand this as easily as i thought thats ok though i can pick out bits and pieces

the set is so fucking gorgeous dude <- HUGE sucker for a moving set of any kind

the opening threw me off a bit but i got the gist anyway i would NOT wanna be the lady dangling from the ceiling that looks scary

the costumes are soooo cool and im literally only at the carriage scene i just really like theatre costumes & victorian costumes & really any combination of the two is kind of guaranteed to make me crazy

THE SONGS ARE SO GOOD SO FAR this is literally the Ohmy god i was right the old man was speedwagon but i didnt expect That HELLO? HELLO?

also the speedwagon rap is actually really good hello like this first big ensemble number is so fucking good. speedwagon rapping over this choir should not sound this good BUT IT DOES

as much as i love to see theatre in person im glad im watching this at home so i can take notes on here LOL

somehow despite the fact rhat i can't understand most of this@i feel bad for dio anyway like idk him getting a solo ballad this early on is also helping

i need to look up dio's actor after this because his voice is really fucking good dude DUDE HE JUST STARTED THE CHORUS(?) BIT OHMY GOD

Stop making me feel bad for dio i already felt bad enough for him before this 😭😭

the way they have the levels ramp thing on the stage & they can spin it is really fucking cool

omg erina's pink dress is so pretty I LOVE U ERINA

jojo gets his ass kicked immediately 🙏 seeing this in almost slapstick stage fighting choreography is so OH MY GOD. DANNY? DANNY? imgoing to die like i dont know how else they would have done it but this rules

dio jumping out of the carriage that was so fun im glad they didnt make it more toned down

STOPPPP THE WAY HE KICKS DANNY...

not sure who this other guy is in this scene i dont think there was this guy in the show...?????

see dio had almost been tragic enough to make me feel bad for him but now hes back to being an asshole and i must say. of course it suits him but dio as a character and jjba as a whole but really Especially phantom blood is just super suited to the stage imo

OHHH SPEEDWAGON MY GUY SPEEDWAGON IS BACK

hello does george get a song? ihmy god he does?? IDK I JUST ASSUMED HE WOULDNT HAVE ANY SINGING BITS but dude has a killer voice

again despite the fact that im only picking up bits and pieces dio's actor is really fucking selling it dude like. Dio 😭😭

i saw a post from someone mentioning how much george joestar flips his coattails abd they were not kiddinOHHH SPEEDWAGON IS BACK BABYYYYY

i love love LOVE how speedwagon is the narrator

THIS SCENE IN THE RING THE WAY EVERYONE HOLDS & MOVES THE RING THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING COOL

my goat danny is back 🔥🔥🔥

oh i was wondering when my guy jojo would get a solo like oooooh get it jojo sing ur ballad !!

really small detail but i like how danny's puppeteer has a hat on like the ones most of the ensemble has too... a newspaper boy cap for lack of a better descriptor

oh dude rhe way they did the backstory flashback thing with danny saving jojo while george narrates it to dio that was sick as hell i love it

again man. dios actor is fucking me UP he's selling every part pf this ive never felt tbis bad for dio & thats an accomplishment (i have felt very very sorry for dio before)

JOJO AND ERINA SONG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 JOJO ERINA DUET 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭🥲😭🔥🙏🙏😭😭🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡💕💕💕🫡

the way they start some lines by going "jojo!" "erina!" to each other is so fucking cute

i also do enjoy danny running around in the background of this like fuck dude! hes chilling

STOP THEYRE SO CUTE THE WAY ERINA LAUGHS WHEN HE LEAVES 😭😭😭😭

uh oh here comes faggottron3000 :/ he didnt do anything gay i just wanted to be mesn to him and in my defense he deserves it this scene

dude they held that kiss for a long-ass time ?!?! the choreography of dios posse blocking off erina's escape was super cool though

You cant keep doing this to me you cant keep making me feel bad for dio .

also didn't expect dario to have any singing bits but his actor is killing it as well the cast for this is fucking fantastic

dude i love a rock musical im very happy we got some electric guitars and drum kits in here like yesss fuck it up on the hi-hat!!! fuck it UP with the synth keyboard

Dude jojo & dio's actors are really good at ghe fighting choreography like jojo's actor is really good at flinging himself aftergetting fake-hit and like rolling away its astounding

its at rhis point i realize i dont actually know how far in i am or how long this is i didnt check. i feel like weve been on the jojo dio backstory bit for a While and danny's still here so its not over???

oh shit did we ever get to see erina's family in anhthing else i dont actually know. i think that was her dad but it couldve been someone else and she just mentioned her dad

STOP IT STOP IT I CANT KEEP FEELING BAD FOR DIO its ok im over itDUUUUUDE THEY SET DANNY ON FIRE AND HES FLOATING THISSHIT IS CRAZY

once again the practical effects on stage fucking rule

oh speedwagon's back here we go the timeskip is literally now LOL

is now a good time to mention i never actually finished part 1. like i know how it ends if course butHOLT SHITTTTT ITS ZEPPELI

zeppeli's fuckass tophat is even better on a real life person it makes you realize how silly it looks. But like it still totally works because its a musical im telling you a live theatre production can get away with so much shit

oh here we go baby THE COOL LEVELS AND LIFTING THEY DO FOR RHIS ENSEMBLE NUMBER FUCKING RULES

my guy speedwagon is back 🔥🔥🔥

alexander hamilton WISHES he had speedwagons talent

rugby on stage... i cant say ive ever seen thst before actually LOL

Stop making me feel bad for dio. you cant keep doing this to me. he didnt even do anything just rhe concept of dio maybe bettering himself and getting along with jojo makes me sad because its never gonna fucking happen

jojo having another solo still in his rugby uniform is a little funny though. again his voice is so fucking good the cast is fantastic

goddamn george joestar got some crazy fancy bed

WHO IS THIS GUY UTS THE GUY FROM THE PART WHERE DIO SHOWED UP AT THE MANSION im still not sure who this is <- should probably have finished part 1

kind of obsessed whth this guy the way he mimes the rugby game is so fucking funny

dio's purple outfit is fucking awesome though its very much megami ibunroku persona shades of purple to me but it totes suits him like ooooh get it dio

oh the mask spikes mechanism is very funny i love it

oh the staging for the reveal of jojo finding out dio's been poisoning his father is awesome HELLO DARIO CLIMBING OUT OF? HELLO?

STOP NAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR DIO THIS IS LITERALLY HIM POISONING GEORGE JOESTAR but like dude this actor could sell anything im so serious

Dio has fallen down the stairs at the met gala...

imgoing to die right now dio's actor cannot keep doing this to me.

jojo runs with such purpose but also very cartoonishly its awesome

dude did they not do an intermission during this whole thing??? or did they just edit ir out

SPEEDWAGON APPEARANCE SOON. I CAN TELL. EVEN IF I DISNT KNOW THE STORY I CAN JUST TELL THE MUSIC AND JOJOS SINGING SOUNDS MORE LIKE SPEEDWAGONS BITS

speak of the devil...!!!

ohmy god speedwagon and jojo fight choreography for that one bit that was so fun i love leaps and jumps this rules

YES!!!! YESSSS!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!! <- sicko

SPEEDWAGON HAT ATTACK FUCKKKKK i was aondering how theyd do this

Put speedwagons hat back on he looks bald without it. even with all his beautiful hair he needs rhat hat its like mario without his hat you cant do that its wrong

speedwagon i loveyou so much thia fycking rules dude

please give him his hat back though.

Srop i cant do fhis dios not allowed ro show up anymore. do not make me pity dio. do not make me feel sorry for fucking dio.

the cape is fucking sick though

i honestly fid not think dario would show up this many times its fucking me up though dude. Dio is haunted by his awful father. ahat if we all blew up right now

oh the practical effects of the mask on someone js fun i love that

oh my god i think dio just went like. hes dead... and then the guy whi he put the mask on grabbed his hand and he went HES NOT DEAD

the guy who i dont know who he is. Love whatever the hell they did to his eyebrows

Oh hes like the guard or something there hello? maybe? this couls just be for dramatic effect but i feel like him putting on the helmet and rhat really completing the outfit means rhe former

oh that comment really Was right my guy george is just flipping his coattails dramatically left right and center... i get u dude. me too

dudeimgettung so sleep this is unrelated but if i pause this i will never fucking fibish it. and ill be up for ages anyway ill be fine LOL

oh i think george is singing aomething about like ummm along the lines of "i'm only human" (heard watashi (i) wa (am) ningen (human) didnt catch the rest of it. Again george's actor has a crazy good voice hes so fucking good

Oh shir zeppeli is back i have to be so real i forgot he was in this part. i kind of forget anything after like the end of episode 3 ish(?) (wherever jojo thinks he killed dio and fhe house burns down) is also like. a very important bit of this part. imsorry zeppeli im torallt blanking on his first name right now im sorry caesar's grandpa

zeppeli also has a fucking awesome actor his voice is really good I WISH I HAD SOME OTHER WAY RO DESCRIBE THEIR VOICES BIT THEYRE ALL SOOOO FANTASTIC

ohmy god dio walking in and jojo standing there with the candle in hand is like one od my fave shots im glad they kept it here rhe candle is so important to me. I THINK ITS A REAL CANDLE THEY LIT HERE TOO? if its not then they have crazy advanced fake candle flame technology i didnf know about

i seriously have not been able to pick out what pronoun dio used for himself this whole time like i heard jojo use boku all the time but dio just used boku as he's bustinf out the crocodile tears and im wondering if he changed to that just for this... idk if thats common

thank god speedwagon is here and he also has a candle and hes beinf silly and funny ilvoe you speedwagon

george joestar's robe coat dressing gown thing is lovely also i love the pattern its reminding me of that one painting... the lovers i think? i think the artist was french the name is torally escaping me right now. The one in the elfen lied op 😭

Dio srop making me feel bad I CANTDO THIS NOOOO HE FELL TO HIS KNEES AS HES SINGING HIS SONG HE LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT AND I KNOW HES LYING BUT DUDEEEEEE I FEEL SO BAD

oh he said ore in there but im not sure what fhe context was

oh yeah he just said ore wa he uses ore for himself

okay now we have fhe george joestar death scene fly high king... really though im just looking forward to dio coming back sorry@thats my favorite scene like first of all hes so fine. but also the flips and shit hes doing is so cool

oh rip george joestar ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

im still not sure who rhe other guy is like everyone else left stage its speedwagon & jojo & (dead) george who are all obviouslt important to the story. And this other guy who i still havent figured out did they make him up for this ?? was he in fhe manga was he in something else????

oh george walking into the back off the stage theough the doors that open and his silhouette in the light is really awesome imagery

jojo's actor is really fuckinf fantastic have i said fhat i need to stress that he is so fucking good

Oh noooo guy who i dont know is dead maybe i think

OOOOOH GET IT DIO OOOOOOOG GET IT

dio has been shot dead in miami. hes okay but he died

oh the way they do the lighting and rhe heartbeat sound while he drains fheir blood is so good...

speedwagon just standinf there and wavinf the gun around is very fun

OOOH GET IT JOJO his choreography with the spear(?) is super fun

dio has once again been found dead in miami. again... hes ok but he died

oh that might be the first muda from dio i wonder if he said ir before and i missed it

OHHH I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE SHEET CURTAIN THING WAS FOR that was really good dude these effects are dyckinf awesome

OHHHH THE STAGE IS MOVING DUDE THIS IS GONNA GET CRAZY

sorry my typos keep getting worse im getfing more and more excited and i have more and more to say LOL

dude rhis feels like the end of either the first half or like the entire fucking show it cant be over though theres so much more plot????

OH I RMEEMBER NOW someone said rhey only got through act 1 when i was looking for a link so surely there Are two acts...?? if this was just the first act i will actually explode this is so much longer than i thought (positive. So fucking positive. will never say no to more musical dio)

dio on the wires is so fucking cool dude THEYRE DOING SOOOO MANY GOOD EFFECTS oh dios fucking died rip in peace

Oh my god i was right that was only the first act. the intermission just started (and ended because obviously they didnt leave the whole intermission where nothing fucking happened in the recording) im a little under halfwsy through this. this is almost four hours long. that is NOT a complaint though i am very happy in fact because i get to watch more of it :3

however i think i will watch more of it tomorrow because i feel like ill actually fall asleep during act 2 if i try and watch it now LOL that or i just wont register Anything thats happening... like my adhd ass needs a break and also i am@sleepy. Will reblog with more thoughts tomorrow when i watch act 2...

in case i somehow didnt make it obvious enough Highly highly HIGHLY recommend this its really fucking good. GO WATCH IT

[tfw-no-tennis]

one piece live blog hrmmmmm

why hello its me LJ starting another liveblog. yayyyyyyy i love liveblogging lol. so ive been wanting to do this one for ages - the one piece manga! im starting at zou bc i wanna catch up, then i plan to go back and read from thriller bark on. lets hope I get there!

I have read most of this already (I was last caught up to the end of act 1 of wano) so there will probably be spoilers scatter through, for now...

So i started w/chapter 803. here goes!

robin thinking the dragon drawing is cute awww

revolutionaries wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

dragon asking about robin awww <3

DRAGON NOT ASKING ABT LUFFY BHVJDSKFBJSKHDFBJKH

dragon: luffy who???

still thinking abt the person on reddit who posited that blackbeard is actually 3 guys in a coat and thats why he can have multiple devil fruits and also thats why his flag has 3 skulls. mans might be onto st

uh ohhhh the revolutionaries have been busted 😬

BUGGY OH MY GOD

buggy having like. a pirate temp agency. hhhhhhhhhakjdhsfsjkjdfjkjl

ok but buggy failing upwards is always so funnyyyyy pleaseeee

I admire buggy for sticking to the clown theme. can't quit the bit

also him pretending to be Large is hilarious

luffy usopp law and zoro all being like NINJA???? 👀 I love it

okaaaaaaay onto 804:

AUGHHHHH not the ASL bros playing baseball cover 😭😭😭 mannnn I wasn't ready 😭

the coordinated strawhat dodge lmao

hvbahdjkfbsjhdf kanjuro and kin'emon fucking around back there and getting knocked off lmfaoooooo

robin with the morbidity hvbhjadfjbaksjf love her sm

them being like ehhhh should we get those guys or just leave them? they're fine lets just go. hvaikdfbjksdf

oh my goddd everyone getting so invested in the dragon's struggle. plssss

LMFAO NOOOO HE DIED ??!?!

zoro and law being lame hvabdjkfbsjdkf

I love sm that luffy and usopp are always wow'd by everything new and cool that they see and that they always share that awwww

godddddddddddd I forgot the official scans call him zolo. SOOOO cursed

in my head zolo is just the OC ruth and I made up; zoro's twin brother on wano who is heterosexual, doesn't really care about swords, and has a great sense of direction. we're so funny

oh shitttt is that carrot???

usopp being so stressed all the time makes sense if u think about one piece's crazy condensed timeline...like they Really were getting into a new insane fight every single week with no pause

CARROT JUKES

still mad that she got sidelined back to zou later in the manga :| I'll talk abt that more later I'm sure lol

ooomg wanda showing up w/nami's clothes on. hello. not kidding when I say that nami is a lesbian w/the most game ever she legit has a gf on every island

usopp being like 'a talking animal!?' how long have u known chopper my dude

omg at this point in time naruto had just ended 😳 crazy for one piece zou was a while ago at this point but naruto has been over...one piece rlly won that huh

oda saying 'kishimoto has escaped the hell of weekly serialization' bruh somebody needs to unionize these mangaka. fr.

okayyyyy 805!

usopp being worried for nami awwh

robin 'perhaps they eat people.' hbvhajdfbjksdfbhksja love her

oh my god so many implications that the other straw hats are dead lmao

lmao god law just casually being like 'yea I never expected to see my crew again' bc he was planning to die in dressrosa...

bepo oooobh show me bepo

THER HE ISSSS BEPO MOMENT

luffy immediately getting into a fight lmao

oooobh I love carrot she's so cute why did she have to get booted from the story :( boo hiss

of course luffy actually remembers bepo bc he's a talking bear and that's COOL

law's crew missed him sm awwwwwwwww that makes it extra sad that he was planning to die yeesh

oh shitttt they all missed some drama

806!!

omgggg the cover story w luffys village awwwhhhh dadan and makino and her shanks babyyyyy also is she wearing a wedding ring?? are she and shanks married????

kin'emon and kanjuro shenanigans lmao are they ever gonna make it up the elephant

bruh that's so cool how the elephant spraying water on itself sustains the minks on zou ooooooooommh I love the creative ways that the one piece world works

carrot just randomly biting luffy...mood

aight WHO was getting crucified.

yall gave zoro directions to somewhere???? is anyone seeing the problem here lmao

'chambres' lmfao the translations...french ass sounding law

usopp hiding behind zoro and puppeteering his arm hhhhhh I love them

NAMIIIII my fav

omg I forgot abt the pineapple houses. SO cool

reunion!!!! :D

ohhhh my god the sanji cliffhanger. yessss so juicy fuck yeah

honestly I am soooo pumped to read whole cake again lol that was the first one piece arc I read since that's what was coming out when I got into one piece in 2018 and it slapssssss. also I'm really excited to read the rest of wano, especially now that it's over, and to catch up and hopefully read weekly like I do w/CSM. yayyyy

[lukesperfectharmonyhair]

im rewatching jatp instead of studying for the 3 tests i have tomorrow and i thought i would share my thoughts and reactions with each episode so enjoy!!....

wake up

- hearing the “1, 2, 3″ at the start of the episode gives me more serotonin than my antidepressants ever will

- julie’s slippers...that’s it...that’s the thought

- that dry ass pasta the molina’s are eating for dinner??? someone needs to give my man ray some cooking tips or a cookbook... something

-the looks the boys give julie when she says it was an OLD cd she found. as if they could be old??

-the entire julie and luke kitchen scene i mean there are no words to describe how much i am in love with scene. the banter, the flirting, luke giving this girl he literally just met an actual PIECE OF HIS SOUL so she can get music back into her life. not a single time have i watched that scene and not felt my heart literally grow cause of how cute they are. 

-the entire scene when julie is singing wake up. that scene is what made me literally CRAVE watching the other episodes. like of course i was going to watch them cause i wasn’t gonna just stop watching a show after one episode, and yes the show was good already but seeing the lighting and her voice, and just everything about the scene,,,,*chef’s kiss* 

bright

-flynn drinking seven sodas....SEVEN??? i would be throwing up if i drank more than like 2 and she drank seven,,,no ma’am.

- flynn and her trumpet. talented queen

- “ i wouldn’t have given you the song if i didnt think you were gonna rock it.” lmaooo im crying:)

- i start tearing up every time julie goes to play the first notes of bright,,, and then i’m full on bawling when the guys come in and play with her cause...they weren’t playing to be seen they were playing to be there for her and play to comfort her. pls i love them<3

- nick vibing in the front row

- the tech guy deserves so much more praise

flying solo

- reggie’s little butt shake or whatever you wanna call it!!

- julie’s little laugh when she yells at the guys to stop it

- “and we’re on the runway again” GENUINELY one of my favorite lines of the whole show pls i love luke’s humor

-this is the first time i noticed this but reggie’s face after alex says “DONT TELL ME HOW TO GHOST!”

-WILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU<3333333

-the slow mo helmet take off,,,,me too alex me too

-willie’s little giggles:))))

- “oh-oh!”

- “no clue” alex i love you baby<3

- next season better give us a scene of flynn throwing eggs at someone’s house because i think it’s safe to say we were robbed of that experience. 

- the flying solo performance is just amazing

i got the music

- just the whole opening scene is so cute ....the dancing, singing, happiness RADIATING from julie 

-nick in an all white suit and fedora

-WILLEX MUSEUM DATE YEAH BABYYYYY

- carefree skateboarder bf and anxiety ridden drummer bf

- yelling. in. museums. 

-alex thinking he’s literally dying again because of the salt... zero braincells in this band.

- another scene we were robbed of that i need to see in season 2...reggie singing “home is where my horse is” while alex and julie sit patiently and attentively listen to him but luke looks like he’s about to commit murder

- i get SO MUCH second hand embarrassment for julie when she looks through luke’s songbook and says “ wow luke I didn’t know you were such a romantic” julie baby i love you but...eekkkkk

- “he looks like a substitute teacher”- where did he come up with that like so many other things he could be compared to but a substitute teacher??

- “luke introduced you to rock” heck yeah it did.. literal soulmates

- would like to see a picture of the raccoon in Flynn’s backyard

- wee woo wee woo police sirens://///

- julie’s outfit ughhhh i love it

- the poster that im pretty sure says “sexiest role” behind caleb... why was that necessary 

the other side of hollywood

- THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE OF THE OTHER SIDE OF HOLLYWOOD 

- i lose my absolute shit over this song omg literal chills

- the cape grab i cannot physically do this rn

- willie being so excited the entire performance and looking over to see alex’s reaction

- reggie being in awe everytime one of the girls performing does something.. me too reggie

-”well i wouldn't really call it mAAgiCcCC bUT”

- nick and his fedora again

- alex has a crush, alex has a crush on.....WILLIE

-the boys eating food for the first time in 25 years is honestly so realistic

-alex shoving a whole slice of pizza in his mouth

- lukes ‘OH MY GODDDDD’

- reggie kissing his meatball sub that looks painfully dry but also delicious 

- the continuation of the other side of hollywood performance and everyone dancing

-reggie imitating caleb’s evil laugh and owen trying so hard not to break

-me getting mad at the boys for not showing up for julie and being sad with her but at the same time i’m obviously not mad at the boys just...disappointed?? idk 

finally free

- how did julie get to the school if she missed the first three classes?? wasn’t she still at flynn’s house from the night before cause she slept over so did she walk to school or was she just sitting in flynn’s house by herself and one of flynn’s parents was like you gonna go to school or???

-dance class with nicky poo<3

-reggie fixing his amp in the rain

-julie’s blue dress outfit in this episode is my ABSOLUTE favorite 

- the birthday candle scene makes me sob like a little baby,,,and rightfully so

- julie smart, smart to be taking calculus as what a sophomore??

- all eyes on me yes queen iconic

- alex dancing is how i dance in my brain whenever the song comes on 

- finally free as a song is NEVER given enough credit and why not?? it’s my favorite song they do as a band AND the madison’s vocals and the echoing part omg i loveeeee

- and the whole performance with luke’s heart eyes. i count this performance as the moment luke like fell in love with julie...like full on just blown away with how much awe and admiration he has for her in that moment and all the time.

 - julie and luke singing “and you’re a part of me” while staring directly into each others soul,,,yeah that’s love kids

edge of great

- carlos being the ghost hunter he is and tía being done with him

- luke’s pouting face 

- reggie and ray making breakfast together is so wholesome. reggie really loves and seeks comfort in ray and i love that

- luke just waiting next to julie’s locker and his little “hey”

- the first time i watch this scene i thought charlie was from new york cause of the way he says “ i can't do this without you” and then i watched the cast interviews and just realized he is somewhat joey tribbiani 

- jealous luke hehehehehhehehe

- “well dont you look shARrP”- yes he does luke thank you very much

- “uh oh i think someone has a crush on julie” yeah you do you little shit,,, now admit it to her

- the proud look on luke’s face when he realizes julie is still paying attention to HIM even though she’s supposed to be having a full on conversation with nick

- the shoulder push ( as someone who has had their own shoulder pushed in the middle of a high school hallway as a weird way of flirting,,,,i can definitely somewhat attest to how luke is feeling in that moment and i too continued to flirt with the person who shoulder shoved me while we were still standing in the hallway)

- the flow from whatever the hell dance nick and julie are doing and the perfect harmony dance is so special to me and i love it

-ADOANCLOBNAOVBCOAB THE HAIR PLSSSSS

- EVERYTIME THE SCENE COMES ON AND I SEE HIM WALKING THROUGH THE MIRROR I HAVE TO PAUSE THE SHOW FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES WHILE I DIE LAUGHING BECAUSE THE HAIR IS SO BAD EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE USED TO HOW IT LOOKS AFTER WATCHING THIS SHOW LITERALLY 30 TIMES

- i think people see my username and assume i like his hair in this scene but...ummm fun little fact i do not like it

- the dance is so good though ugh my babies

- the hair

- madison is gorgeous 

- another season 2 scene i need: julie teaching this dance to luke and they perform it in front of alex and reggie so they can see luke roll on the floor like that

-the hair

- the lift i loveeee

- the voices at the end of the song *chef’s kiss*

- the way julie spins out from luke and into nick omg so good

- “thAnKs pArTnER”

- luke denying his feelings for julie,,,babe pls

- the whole edge of great performance is so good and beautiful and the colors are SPECTACULAR 

-julie avoiding luke’s gaze lolz

- can't believe my mans really tried to deny he didn’t have feelings for julie like 5 hours earlier even though he’s getting upset because she hasn’t looked at him in 2 minutes

- THE. GUITAR. RIFF. SOLO.

- when i finally learn how to play the electric guitar well enough to learn the guitar solo... it’s over for everyone

-nick just came to watch the girl he likes perform not watch her flirt with a hologram plssss can we give this man a break next season.

- “we have to say goodbye to julie”- that’s literally more important to luke than not playing music anymore because julie is music to him now

unsaid emily

-already crying and the episode hasn't even started

-willex in the orpheum

- alex literally being OVER reggie

- nope too emotionally unstable to watch this scene right now

- my therapist will be hearing about this tomorrow

- show us the baby picture of luke cowards

- this is such a beautiful song that makes me cry every fucking time gosh damn it

- everytime i watch the flashback scene of luke on his bike i think of “christmas song” by phoebe bridges and i cry even more

- i tried to learn how to play this song on my electric guitar (because i dont have an acoustic guitar) and i ended up crying half way through so i do not think i will be playing it anytime soon:/

- the harmonies *chef’s kiss*

- THE POLICE LIGHTS ....i cry

- FAT tears rolling down my face

- there's literally not a moment i don’t cry during this episode

- interesting little relationship :0

- when i played percussion in 7th grade i used to lay down on the couch in the practice room at school ( which god knows what people did on that couch...ew) and stick my drumsticks up my nose too,,,, just another similarity between alex and i 

stand tall

- willie really drove a bus 200 miles into the desert for his crush

- WILLEX HUG 

- i love willie no last name so much,,,i just wanna hold and protect him

- alex’s ballerina dance

-julie’s overall outfit i love<3

- “im swimming”

- the way carlos hangs up the iPad on tía makes me CRACK UP he’s just lmao bye girl

- another julie outfit i love

- “anything julie. you know that.” AHHHHHAASIDSJFPACISN love bitches

- the suits

- luke’s hair in this episode is so much better than the perfect harmony hair pls

- YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE

- the way luke looks so restricted and confined in his suit... but at the same time he looks like a 10 week old puppy

-luke’s AGGRESSIVE but small foot tapping leading up to being on the stage

- the solos:)))))

- crying again over julie’s monologue to her mom

- julie really was brave enough to be ready to perform by herself

-the way Trevor looks at carrie when she says “been here before”

-ALEXXXXXX

-REGGIEEEEE

-luuukkKKKEEEEEEE

- this performance makes me cry

- especially the first time when i saw luke flickering...sobs

- he finally looks free in his suit:))

- alex’s solo is so pretty i love him

- reggie’s solo too 

- nick just straight up vibing the entire performance

- alex and luke holding hands...hehehe cute besties

- “thank you, guys” NO THANK YOU 

- the way julie begs for them to do something about the jolts for HER cause she knows luke would never say no to her

- “no music is worth making, julie, if we’re not making it with you,” I JUST SCREAMED AND IM PRETTY SURE I WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD...whoops

- going back to that line i could say so much about it but....for someone who’s life was literally MUSIC for the 17 years he was alive, and after finding out he could play music again even though he was dead and saying it made him feel alive, he would give that up- he would give up playing his guitar, playing in a band with his friends, give up writing and singing music- if he wasn’t doing that with julie. that’s more than saying i love you,,,that’s literally like saying i’d give up my ENTIRE LIFE and what i love to do if i dont get to do it with you

- i just made myself cry with that description...wow

-the hug<3

-also imagine how luke felt in that moment,,, hearing this girl, once again that he would give his life up for, saying in his ear that she loves them. i would motherfucking glow too, luke

- *passionately but gently holds each others faces*

-HANDS OFF MY BABY NICK, CALEB

- caleb’s outfit is....something

- the head turn plssss

this was so long and i am so sorry but if you read this far.....leave some of your own reactions or thoughts:)))

k goodnight im gonna, ugh, finally go study ://

[chicago-reeed]

Detroit Evolution

So

These are some notes that I took while I watched DE for the first time. It’s a lot. Like, six pages, a lot. I decided I should probably spare everyone’s dashboards and put it under a cut.

Warning: overuse of the fuck word because I am a dramatic little shit who gets overwhelmed easily

- Alright here we go. I don’t know if I’m mentally prepared to go through this hhhhh

- THE CINEMATOGRAPHY I NUT

- fuck he smellin the flowers good

- “hey tin can :P” “good morning gavin :P”

- I’m actually fucking crying IVE HAD TO PAUSE SO MANY TIMES JUST TO BREATHE AND IM ONLY AT 1:25

- FUCK ITS 1:27 AND HES FIXING HIS COLLAR HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS WHEN MY VISION IS BLURRY WITH TEARS

- “I don’t need to breathe” BAZINGA

- *slaps my face repeatedly* keep it together bitch

- “I like the way you look<3” aaaaaaaaannd here I go again

- HAHAHA HE WAS DAYDREAMING SAME NINES SAME

- oh god oh god witty banter WITTY BANTER I CANT FUNCTION

- C H R I S  IM SCREAMING

- detective motha fuckin chris I don’t need to see any more I got what I came for

- Honestly all they need to do to calm down the protestors is get nines out there so he can say “please stop you’re being very mean >:/“ and they would probably just go home ngl

- “I’ve never been intimidated by people who hate androids” OH MY GOD NINES WITH THE BAZINGA’S TODAY WHAT A LEGEND

- can I just say the white jacket is such a power move I can’t believe nines invented fashion

- Gavin bein soft and reaching back for Nines in the crowd🥺homygod

- Gavin “no one calls him plastic but ME” Reed

- The only time I will support police brutality™️

- Gavin is so OP we stan

- Nines “you raise a fist, then I get PISSED😡” RK900

- “y’all have a nice day” Protect Detective Chris Miller at all costs

- Nines sees Gavin’s scars as charming PUT ME TO DEATH

- ADA OH LORD SHES STUNNING IM SOBBING

- Okay I need to pause and breathe again the cinematography got me chokin

- Uh ooohhh someone is jeeaaalouus😛

- Nines really said “no worry fam I’ll airdrop the case files to u”

- Ada: *exists*

- me: I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

- HA GAV DEFINITELY JEALOUS RIP

- And nines back at it again with the sass I AM LIVING

- Chris and Gavin’s reactions to Nines imitating Ada is the best thing I’ve seen all year

- “I can do your voice too” HIS FACE IMDBDHDJKDJD CRYIGGGSBSN

- oh ;-; shit Michael really finna make me cri

- God damn the intro credits are so beautiful

- TINAAAAAAA BABYYYYY

- Real coffee hours with the sharktreuse mug🦈

- “our boy” SHIT IM CRYING AGAIN

- Tina knows Gavin was absolutely feral before Nines appeared at the DPD

- Half An Asshole squad please stand up we ride at dawn

- Gavin with the knockoff timbs WE STAN😎

- maybe “thank god, I hate you, you love me, move your feet, oop” will be our always

- I’m living for the whole “criminal minds” vibe goin on here

- Bruh Gavin got the hook-ups fr fr

- ❤️WITTY BANTER WITTY BANTER WITTY BANTER W❤️

- The level of reed900 is staggering

- I’ve had to pause and breathe so many times it’s pathetic I’m not even 15 mins in

- GAVIN SAID mwah<3🖕IM FUCKING DIED

- 850% godt damn Nines got that IOS 50 update

- NINES PUT CHRIS’ PROMOTION PARTY IN THE CALENDAR WHAT A GOOD DAD

- maybe “our calendar” will be our always

- Chris “wingman of the year” Miller

- Who’s that Pokémon??? It’s JEALOUS GAV

- The way Nines said “I don’t feel anything for her.” I see you bud

- insecure Gavin needing reassurance™️

- Im fucking dying I fucking died bro BRO WE ALL KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING ABOUT, NINES, WE ALL KNOW

- Asexual Nines FTW👊😤👏👏👏❤️He gives zero fucks of ANY kind

- AN ANGEL HAS APPEARED WITH A GLOWY BLUE SCARF

- BREAKING NEWS: affection-starved Gavin™️ is literally begging for love

- GAVIN REED STOP BEING MEAN TO GAVIN REED OR ELSE

- “But there’s much more to admire about you than to detest, I think.”<333

- JJ not being suspicious at all nope no way Jose

- Lazzo has said two words and I love him already

- I don’t think I’ve seen this episode of COPS before🤔🤔🤔

- We all know Nines secretly wants to wear those fun glasses

- “Officer I swear I’ve never seen that arm in my life, it’s my friend’s he just asked me to hold it for him, Android arm what android arm heh”

- “Like robot arms, not gun arms.” You’re doing great sweetie🥰

- HAND TOUCH HAND TOUCH HAND TOUCH H

- Chris “the interrogator” Miller😎

- THE CINEMATOGRAPHY

- soft n sleepy gav™️ is soft n sleepy

- FUCKING SLEEVELESS SWEATSHIRT IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAV IN A SLEEVELESS SWEATSHIRT FOR SO LONG AND NOW IT’S REAL IM

- You can wear my😋😘sweeaatshiiiirt😝😁🤗 (I’m sorry I had to)

- inconspicuous loving glances™️

- #GiveAndroidsFuckinHealthcare2K20

- AAAHHHHHHHH I CANTT BREAF

- HEAD>ON>SHOULDER

- INCONSPICUOUS LOVING GLANCES™️

- Gavin has not slept in 80 years

- He really said “I’m fine” BITCH

- Bed time for brats™️ no later than 8:30pm

- hell yeah sleepover time

- “stop lookin at my insides n shit” I want that on a t shirt

- ANDROID DREAMS

- Nines is so soft I might die

- But he’s somehow equally suave as fuck how is this fair

- Oh my god dream!gavin is like Nines’ conscious this is so presh

- “What do you think Gavin was gonna say?” nsndJSKDOFIWKDBDNDNSJDBBDJDJDJDNDJXJNDIFUIFIEKWN HES STILL THINKING ABOUT THEIR CONVO

- dream!gavin you sly dog

- “To have this. Out there.” DONT FUCK WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT THIS INNER-MONOLOGUE FLUFF IS SO SWEET

- Nines being insecure™️

- Listen to dream!gavin, Nines, he has big brain

- The fact that Nines subconsciously KNOWS that irl!Gav “just wants someone that doesn’t hate him” but he’s STILL like alas, I can never be what gavin needs :’(

- nu babie don’t be sad🥺

- oh my god they’re both train wrecks protect them at all cost

- c r i p e s❤️the reed900 hurt/comfort we all needed

- FUCK

- Concerned boyfriends™️

- Maybe “I’m fine” will be our always

- GAV🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💔💔💔

- Insecure boyfriends™️

- Nines “I’m not going to get any closer to Gavin because I can’t help him but also I want to cuddle with him because he had a nightmare” RK900

- did someone say  c a t

- dumb babie gav jus spoon the dumb android so you both feel better

- Me: *rubs evil hands together* aha here comes the angst

- cue tragic backstory

- oh

- tragic backstory indeed

- YES DAD!FOWLER WE LOVE

- Gavin is so desperate for anyone to care about him I’m crying tears

- SHIT IT’S CUDDLE TIME™️ NOW IM REALLY FUCKING CRYING

- Alexa this is so god damn sad play despacito

- YES

- HAND>HOLDING

- HEAD>ON>SHOULDER

- NINES’ SKIN RETRACTING WHERE THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING THIS IS LIKE EVERY REED900 STAN’S DREAM COME TRUE

- Oh shit it’s about to get domestic I don’t think I’m mentally prepared

- YOU CAN WEAR MY😝💪SWEEAATSHIIIIIIRT🤪🔥🔥🔥 (I’m never letting the sleeveless sweatshirt thing go)

- Uh oh NO FUCK I’ve read enough fan fiction to know that this is where Gavin’s fucking trust issues kick in and he decides pushing nines away is safer than getting closer to him SHIT

- AND NINES GETS CONFUSED AND HURT

- AND THEN GAVIN GETS HURT

- I feel angst in this Chili’s tonight

- “I need you to leave” aaaaaaahhhhhhhh here come a whole different kind of tears

- frick dude that ouches

- Insert sad babie noises

- Oml the tension☠️poor Chris and Ada are like😑😑

- Chris could solve this case all by himself change my mind

- Gavin and Nines = (ò///-///ó)

- Chris = :D~oblivious~

- HELL YEAH PARTY TIME

- BEST WIVES TINA AND VALERIE AHHHH

- reed900 who??? I don’t know her. I only know ❤️valerina❤️

- I can’t believe Gavin and Nines invented angst

- I went and got blue gatorade just so I could pretend I was drinking thirium like Nines

- #DetectiveChen2K20

- real sad gavin hours

- Ruh roh Gavin bouta die from the ‘rona virus because rat man smokes hella

- CINEMATOGRAPHY CHEEEEECK HOLY SHIT

- my entire aesthetic in a single shot jfc

- Aaaaahhhh Nines trying to be a supportive bf just makes me ;-; [takes damage]

- HES ACCEPTED GAVIN AS MORE THAN A PARTNER🥺that, my friends, is what we call character development

- We stan the otp aggressively talking about their feelings

- “I’m not going anywhere.” FUCK™️

- SMOKE>FACE

- Aaaaand they’re back at square one. It’s cool it’s fine it’s all good we can work with this.

- Gavin: I don’t need you ò-ó

- Gavin: *immediately after Nines leaves* fuck ó-ò

- “It’s fine”™️

- I love Ada so much hhhhhh she said 🤨

- “Basic Instinct” TINA WITH THE HEAT OMG

- *nervous laugh* haha Ada sis maybe chill a little bit ha ha

- oh no I have a not good feeling

- ADA CHILL ADA CHILL

- WHY IS HE FOLLOWING HER INTO AN ALLEY AFTER THAT SKETCHY TALK

- AAA FUCK FUCK FUCJDJEMNSNDJDNXU FUCK I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK

- 😖x1000000

- Oh my god this is so fucking sad Alexa play The Sound of Silence

- Nines got fucked up and Gavin is CONCERNED

- aayyyyy bro Nines full on nakey

- Tina and Gavin sad bro huggin👊😔

- ADA HOW DARE YOU. HOW VERY DARE YOU.

- Uh oh Nines is fckn PISSED

- he MAD mad

- Tina speakin straight facts I love her

- WOOP GAVIN FINALLY ADMITTING HE NEEDS NINES

- f u c k  right in the heart

- I don’t want to attempt writing any notes at this moment because my thoughts are completely incoherent I am a MESS

- “I need you to come back, Nines.” DONT PLAY W ME LIKE THAT

- HAND HOLDING FTW

- Did Gavin really almost bring Nines back through the power of love I am SHAKING

- Dream!Gavin speaking truth as ALWAYS

- These damn flashbacks making me feel some type of way

- OH SHIT HE AWAKE

- that actually low key jump scared me

- God damn these sets are so fucking pro, I’m so happy

- REUNION

- Tina really say “Chris ;) ;) lets go get some ;) coffee ;) ;) ;) ;)”

- CHRIS’ REALIZATION FACE FUCKING LAID ME OUT I HAD TO PAUSE I WAS LAUGJINB SO HARD

- You Undead Asshole™️

- Gavin: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) fuck he actually heard me talk about my feelings n shit

- Nines: You literally told me you fucking needed me like five minutes ago

- Gavin: huh weird that doesn’t sound like me I actually hate you

- ooOOHHH  S H I T

- REALLY IS THIS REALLY HAPPENIGN

- woah shit sorry I blacked out for a second what happened

- MY POOR LITTLE FUCKING REED900 HEART IS EXPLODING AND IMPLODING AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME

- CAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIIIGGHTT

- holy shit I actually gave myself a bloody fucking nose because I smacked my face too hard in excitement

- ❤️💘🧡💞💕💘💓💚💛💘💞💓💛💛💞💘❤️💚💘💜💕💖❤️❤️💕💓💗💘💖💚💝❤️

- FUCK

- “What dipshit programmed you to do that?” 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️FUCK

- My aunt came in and told me she heard me shouting then asked why I was crying

- HAHA FUCKING CHRIS IS MEEEE

- shit I need to like..,,,,physically recover from that

- whew okay break time is over let’s fucking go

- Nines in the cheeky turtleneck I SEE U

- #DETECTIVECHEN2K20

- Gavin: I’m ready to take this hoe DOWN

- Initiate protocol: SAVE ADA FROM HERSELF

- I could listen to Tina talk to dispatch for hours🥰❤️❤️❤️

- WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE T

- Gavin being hella concerned boyfriend™️

- FIGHT SCENE™️

- omfg that crowbar really went *CLANG* when it hit Ada’s steel fkn abs what a legend💪😎

- Hell yeah epic Nines gif moment

- no Ada don’t choke Gavin it only makes him stronger

- CHRIS THE MOTHER FUCKIN GOAT😎👏👏👏he really said “fuck ur monologue I’m here to get shit done”

- ADA QUEEN YOURE OKAY SWEETIE

- That character development godt damn

- I might be reaching but Gavin is now wearing a white/off-white shirt/gray that kINDA RESEMBLES DREAM!GAVIN’S SHIRT. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. THATS SYMBOLISM IF I EVER DID SEE IT.

- “buyer’s remorse, huh?”

- “I can’t be everything you need.”

- That awkward moment when you realize the person you were hiding your feelings from has also been hiding their feelings from you.

- “a year of that fuckin’...Ken Doll face smirkin’ at me every day” BE CUTER GAVIN, I DARE YOU.

- naked hand = love

- CHEEKY BASTARDS

- FUCK FUCK FUCK ME

- THAT WAS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL

- So my review of this film could be summed up by saying that I basically cried for an hour and fifteen minutes.

- Holy damn

[rubybinx]

SUPERGIRL (a day late leave me alone I was busy yesterday)

AW THAT SNOWMAN IS SO CUTE AWWWW LOOK AT HIM

IM IN LOVE WITH HIM I STAN

Who’s this?

YALL THAT TIGER IS G O R G E O U S

Oh this guys in a simulation

Oh? It’s not working um

Oh KELLY HEY

Oh this is uh what’s his face bates guy

Oh yeah okay

Who’s this woman is she leviathan I think she issss

Oh that’s one ugly creature

AW NAP TIME I love you nia

Awwwww THEY ARE ADORABLE

“Don’t you have a date to get to? Go get out of here I want pictures!” NIA IS L I T E R A L L Y ME WITH ANY OF MY FRIENDS

Aw oh shit the venom in her voice saying “director dox” oh babyyyyy

Alex “what’s the emergency?”

Kara “purple or blue?”

Alex “Oh your date with William is tonight”

Kara “Cancel it for me?” OK BUT CAN WE PLEASE THO

Alex “No I will not and blue, always go with blue you know this”

“I know but it’s been two and a half years since I went on a date what if I’ve- forgot how to do it?”

“You smile and you laugh and you reach for the check” I LOVE A L E X GOD YALL

Danvers sisters I love you two

Aw Kara was gonna go on vacation oh hun

THE DEO DOES MISS YOU ALEX

Aw my nerds

“Well like soldier like hand” KARA YOURE SO CUTE

YES BITCH NIAS ROOMATE YVETTE IS BACK I LOVE HER

You better work girl

Oh ABSOLUTELY GO AHEAD

Oh he’s not gonna be who he says he is

Aw hun Kara is so nervous also SHE WENT WITH THE PURPLE SHIRT K A R A BABE

Hahahahaha KARA GETTING ALL THE POOLBALLS IN WITH ONE SHOT THATS MY GIRL

Okay but NIAS OUTFIT YES MAAM

Oh no that’s not good

She’s gonna die isn’t she he’s gonna kill her isn’t he oh boy

Yep called it oh she didn’t die thank god

BITCH IM GONNA FIGHT THIS MAN HES A TRANSPHOBE HE HAS TO DIE NOW DREAMER KICK HIS A S S BABIE

IM GONNA FIGHT THIS MAN

BUT YVETTE IS GONNA HEAR YOU SAY YOURE DREAMER

Yes go OFF NIA

Fight for your community baby I love you nia you can kill him I got you

THIS GUY IS CANCELLED

Hell yeah “a few hours then I’m doing this my way” I LOVE MY BADASS

Alex is training I assume? Yep there’s Jon hey space dad

“Okay olivander” ITS ANOTHER HARRY POTTER REFRENCE FROM ALEX

Absolutely Alex love you

Aw I like this guy

Oh boy this ain’t good

Alex might be put in trouble in the vr world and have to use her weapon and that’s when she finally learns how to really use it it’s a theory

Aw brainy is looking at the news reports of Nia

Oh brainy you aren’t busy you’re looking at Nia

COMEON BRAINY HELP THEM P L E A S E

Ugh I love dansen UGH MY LESBIANS

Uhhhh there should be rules in vr this won’t end well

Okay but Alex with blue eyes LITERALLY END ME

Aw her options: her as supergirl, her as a mom, I couldn’t see the rest but ow that hurts my heart

Ah Alex is a BIT out of place with her outfit but she’s HOT AS HELL

(Okay this reminds me of that one black mirror episode where they go into the videogame all the time and actually fight eachother)

Oh I HATE THAT AHAHAHA THATS NOT A GOOD PLACE

Oh my god don’t bring up the time when you were drowning Alex please I’m gonna cry my baby was in so much danger oh my heart just dropped at the flashback they showed Ahahaha

Alex babe please don’t panic you’re okay you’re okay

OH FUCK OFFFFFFF ALEX IS GONNA DROWN AGAIN ISNT SHE OW oh my god that made me SO ANXIOUS

Use your weapon baby YES THERE YOU GO SEE YOURE FIGURING IT OUT HUN YAYYYY

Oh that’s a cool effect of the binary glitching whenever she hits the glass

Aw Nia is hurting so badly my baby doesn’t need this

Oh nia is PISSED and rightfully so go ahead baby

No that woman knows who that guy is she KNOOOOWWWWWSSSSSS yeah Jon can get past lies

Ahahaha take that as a no Jon

Okay maybe this is brainys turning point I hope to god it is I need my boy BACKKKK

Lol Alex has to save straight people Ahahaha

Aw Alex you’re so cute

Oh MY GOD

Oh no

Okay Kara and William working on the transphobia article okay yeah

No you’re not going to get through to nia she has a right to be angry but I feel that she’s putting herself in more danger than she can handle

It’s a trap Alex

This poor guyyyyy

Oh shit there he is

ALEX COME ON

“This is my house.”

“And this is my gun” YES BADASS ALEX

Hahahaha Jon absolutely fuck him up

Yay Alex did it!!!

Wait this is too easy

NIA make his day a living hell

Shut the hell up transphobe

YES NIA

SHUT UP TRANSPHOBE

Okay Kara has a point kind of

KARA HAS A POINT

FUCK HIM UP NIA NAL MY ABSOLUTE BADASS OF A WOMAN

Aw nia baby don’t cry

Aw honey I love you it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay you’re allowed to be upset you’re allowed to have trauma and let it affect you, you shouldn’t have to push away what built you up to who you are today, it’s okay to be heartbroken over someone who loved you for your true self and for them to stop loving you because it was them not you, never you because you are you and that’s who they love.

Yeah Kara speaks the truth through and through

Yes Nia the trans community needs you my love

God Kara is so soft and so calming I absolutely adore her

Aw Alex and Kelly

Kelly that’s human emotions

Awwww Trevor AWWW HES OKAY

Oh my god nia is gonna tell Yvette who she isn’t isn’t she oh my god

Y’all my heart is POUNDING the acting is phenomenal today

“They want us to be invisible because of their own fears. They want to erase us so we need to shine even brighter.”

Oh she didn’t tell her

“The DEO takes threats against out sister superheroes very seriously.” BRAINY IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY YALL

Aw space dad and Alex fight session awwww well okay then

ELIZA WHATS WRONG OH NO

Not this music nononono

THEY FOUND DAD THEY FOUND JEREMIAH oh my god he’s dead oh I’m gonna cryyyyy

Oh I need a second oh my god ow my heart

Okay this old woman HAS to be leviathan

What? Where is this? Why are the bodies suspended in th air what? I know it’s alien but WHY?

[bartsugsy]

Which period of relationship has been your favourite and which has been your least favourite? Boyfriends, fiances, just marrieds or exesbutclearlystillinlove? and why.. For whenever you next have spare time to answer, I always enjoy reading your insightful Robron posts :)

ooohh ajsksk this is sO HARD BECAUSE THERE ARE POSITIVES AND NEGATIVES IN EACH OF THE ERAS AND LIKE… THEY’RE HARDCORE POSITIVES AND HARDCORE NEGATIVES BUT OK I’M GONNA DO THIS

So my brain roughly sort of splits it all up as:

Pre-affair era

Affair era 

First and Second Break up era

Abuse era

Boyfriend era 

Fiancé era

Husband era

Third break up era 

U KNO IM JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND RANK THEM BECAUSE I LOVE AND HATE THEM ALL OK LETS GO

also happy long post day, this shit is going under a cut

ROBRON ERAS RANKED FROM WORSTEST TO BESTEST

7. FIRST / SECOND BREAK UP ERA

Now on the one hand... OK THIS IS WHY THIS IS HARD BECAUSE THIS ERA HAS MY FAVOURITE STRING OF EPISODES BUT ALSO MY LEAST FAVOURITE STRING OF EPISODES -. Ultimately the "least favourite" string lasts way way longer than the good stuff, which is why it's sitting pretty at the bottom. But like. The good stuff is real damn good.

CRYIN IN A GOOD WAY OVER: Cain vs Robert, Aaron to the rescue, FLIRTY! FARMING! FUN!, the portacabin, THE GOD DAMNED LODGE, some of who shot robert, some of the affair reveal, everything about robert getting aaron out of prison

CRYIN IN A END IT ALL HERE WAY OVER: most of who shot robert, most of the affair reveal, ☠️Donny☠️

IN CONCLUSION: ok ok oK DONT GET ME WRONG. THE GOOD STUFF IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE AND MONUMENTAL AND WHAT ULTIMATELY MADE ME THE HARDCORE SHIPPER I AM TODAY. SO. I HELLA WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT IT. I ACTUALLY WOULDN’T THAT WHOLE LITTLE BIT OF TIME IS EMOTIONALLY WHAT LED ME HERE. IT SHOULD BE HIGHER TBQH.

I JUST HATE THE DONNY PERIOD THAT MUCH.

6. AFFAIR ERA

WHERE IT ALL STARTED. ICONIC. GREAT. ENJOYED IT ALL BUT… IT NEVER QUITE REACHES THE HEIGHTS OF ANY OTHER ERA IMO. THERE’S A LOT OF GOOD BUT NONE OF IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME THROW IN EVERYTHING I OWNED AND COMMIT MYSELF TO THEM FOREVER.

THE GOOD SHIT CELEBS ARE BUYIN: HOOOOME FAAARRRRM WEEEEEEEK, that time rob killed katie and had to go to his own wedding immediately afterwards, christmas, the barn, the hotels, just… all the sexin’, rob telling aaron he pushed katie, high! drama! everywhere also the fact that they literally jumped straight into a relationship after two bones is incredible.

THE STUFF THE RANDO IN THE TOILETS IS TRYING TO SHIFT ON U: rmr how we never actually knew whether rob was being sincere at any point, aaron ending up in hospital and everything being terrible, their relationship was just pretty awful as a whole tbh lbr

IN CONCLUSION: GET READY FOR THIS CONTROVERSIAL OPINION BUT LIKE… everything in this era was reaching highs of 7 where every other era has stuff that, to me, hits highs of 52? On the other hand, the lows are much higher than every other era - this is the one era where you can say that as much as nothing soars quite as high as SSW, but equally, nothing is hitting the lows of rebecca. I look back on this era a lot more fondly than I felt about it originally and I'm trying not to rely too heavily on my hindsighty feelings because that's unfair to more recent eras. So. NO RISK NO REWARD KIDS. THIS BAD BOY IS GETTIN PLACED DOWN LOW AF SORRY SON

5. BOYFRIEND ERA

OH MAN THEY!!!! ARE!!!! BOYFRIENDS!!!! AND THERE’S NUTHIN BUT DRAMA AND PAIN. COOL.

LIVIN MY LIFE AND LOVIN MY TIME: REUNION BABYYYYY, Rob basically moving in immediately, Rob actually moving in, Rob and Liv bonding, ~Get stuck in~, slowly understanding that DOMESTICITY WOULD BE THE WAY FORWARD FOR A BIT AND GETTING A HELL OF A LOT OF IT

HATIN THE WORLD AND BEING SAD AT MY SCREEN: The Chill™ was a thing. Memories.

IN CONCLUSION: IT WAS GREAT ONCE THEY WORKED OUT WHAT THEY WERE DOING BUT THEN IT WAS A LITTLE BORING AND ALSO CHRANDY

4. HUSBAND ERA

THE ERA OF BIG! FUCKIN! INCREDIBLE! EPISODES! AND PRECIOUS FUCK ALL IN BETWEEN.

TOLD ME THEY LOVED ME AND ONLY ME: THE WEDDING, THE GOODBYE EP, THE FIRST PRISON VISIT, THE ROBLIVION EP, THE ONS YEAH ITS IN HERE I FUCKIN SAID IT WELCOME TO CONTROVERSY LAND STARRING ME IT’S FASCINATING ROBERT CHARACTER WORK IMO, CHAS FINDING OUT, THE REUNION, THE REVEAL, MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND WHO I LOVE AND THE EPISODES EITHER SIDE, THE WEED HEIST PLUS THE MIIIIIIILL

KNOCKED UP THEIR EX: well… rob knocked up his ex didn't he

IN CONCLUSION: if I were to rank these eras by how much fun I had in fandom this would be at both the top and the bottom and lbr…. lbr that about sums up this era in general, doesn't it? Horrendous, horrible, terrible pacing - everything post-incident pre-Aaron getting out and everything before the reveal and urgjejd why…. BUT but but the good stuff was just… legendary. that’s why this shit is bang fuckin in the middle.

3. THIRD BREAK UP ERA

CURRENT DAY TIMES THIS IS IT THIS IS WHERE WE ARE. And I’m sure this will change when the era is over but like. My current rn feelings are all for it.

PARTY ALL NIGHT: THE BREAK UP! EVERY SINGLE ROBRON SCENE SINCE THEN. EVERY SINGLE ONE IM NOT JOKING THEYRE ALL ICONIC! THE FESTIVAL AND FUCKIN JASON COMING BACK AND BEING HORRIBLE AND WORRIED AARON AND WORRIED ROBERT AND THE BARTSY AND BARTSUGSY AND THE TWO OF THEM GOING OFF THE RAILS IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAYS AND JUST. THEYRE SO FUCKING IN LOVE. PLUS ROB IS GETTING A NUTTY #WILD STORYLINE AND THEY MADE ME INVESTED IN THE STUPID PLOT BABY FROM THE SHEER LOLS OF IT ALL AND THE ROB/LARRY MESS AND JUST AARON AND ROBERT GUYS THEYRE IN LOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND ITS JUST SOMEHOW SO MUCH EASIER THAN BEFORE LIKE THEY NEEDED THIS STUPID BREAK UP GUYS I WILL DEFEND IT WITH MY LIFE AND MY SOUL

DISCONNECT MY INTERNET AND CRY: where's my make outs. also it's painful and sad. also we all have to come to terms with plot baby. did i mention it's sad af? the lead up to the break up was the worst too like murder me right here why

IN CONCLUSION: IM RIDE OR DIE ABOUT IT ALL UNTIL THEY FUCK IT UP BUT ITS STILL SAD AS HELL

2. ABUSE ERA

Can u believe this time was real no me neither

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES: THE SMITTEN KITTEN DATE, rob being ride or die aaron and aaron slowly growing to trust rob again because of it, ILL WAIT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!, the whole best friends who are totally in love but not in the right place to do anything about it vibe,

IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES: it was hardcore A Lot because of the subject matter but mostly they knocked it out of the damn park and so idk what the bad would be honestly it was just… real good

IN CONCLUSION: just real real good and like… as a redemption storyline for rob and a vehicle for danny to do his thing and fuckin kill it and liv’s entrance… oh i just love it my dudes (but i can't rank it right at the top purely because it's TOO MUCH to rewatch on the reg for me because it is so big and heavy and dramatic)

1. FIANCE ERA

THIS COVERS EVERYTHING FROM JUST BEFORE ROBERT PROPOSES TO JUST BEFORE THE WEDDING. IT WAS… PRETTY BIG. Pretty… big….

‘GOLD.MP3′: SSW. There’s other stuff but like. Who cares. That’s enough of an explanation. Tbh.

THE FUTURE POP ONE HIT WONDER ‘POOP EMOJI.WMA’: Rob and Rebecca kissing that one time (hilarious but pointless). Rob and Rebecca kissing that second time (less hilarious slightly less pointless). The general Aaron being jealous at all times and prevalence of Rob/Rebecca and just… the absence of fun things… outside of a few key episodes. The whole initial weirdness over buying the Mill that I still hate bc it completely ignored Robert’s presence.

IN CONCLUSION: THE LOWS ARE REAL FUCKIN LOW KIDS LIKE IT GETS BORING AF TOWARDS THE END OF THE YEAR. ALSO ALL OF NOVEMBER UP UNTIL MAXINE’S EPISODE WAS WANK. T B Q H. THE GOOD STUFF THOUGH… THE GOOD STUFF IS THE STUFF THAT I REWATCH AS OFTEN AS A HUMAN BEING CAN. EVERY BIG ARGUMENT. THE!!! JANUARY!!!!! ARGUMENT!!!!!!!!!! AARON’S BIRTHDAY! AARON ROBBING HOME FARM, THE PUB QUIZ, ALL THE BARTSUGSY, CHRISTMAS. AND. YOU KNOW. SSW. WAS. OK. I GUESS. YEAH. NO RISK NO REWAAAAARD!!!!

HON. MENTION: PRE-AFFAIR ERA

LITERALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY BUT I CANNOT JUSTIFIABLY RANK IT ALONGSIDE ALL THESE OTHER MUCH MEATIER ERAS, GIVEN THAT IT LASTED ABOUT 3 EPISODES BC THEY COULDN’T ACTUALLY KEEP IT IN THEIR PANTS IF THEY TRIED

AND ROBERT SURE DID TRY

DURING THAT… ONE HOUR… WHEN HE WAS BANGING CHRISSIE… uh.

~~~~ THE END FOR NOW ~~~~