#im aromantic and xenas a lesbian but we;re in love ok

[letsfluxshitup]

oh my gosh the idea of MC marriages being centred around protection... giving ur partner smth that will help them thrive rather than more materialistic things. Man hold on a second. I need a moment I’m deceased

I really do love how Techno and Q have polar opposite issues with figuring out what to give the other. Big Q is so fragile to Techno that it’s like, ‘what can i really give him that will make up for his weak and small self??’ while Quackity can’t think of anything that would help Techno in a way the man doesn’t already help himself. They are just... so thoughtful I love themm dkfjdj

I imagine Phil and Sam, being Tired Fathers, are just Exasperated. Phil, entirely unsurprised that his feral son is marrying someone for reasons that essentially amount to tax purposes, is like. Just get him a good sword?? ‘No, you don’t understand,’ says Techno, ‘the sword isn’t going to do anything. He’ll just get cocky and die and lose it. He’s an idiot.’ Oh. Well. Phil pats him on the back and wishes him good luck. That sounds like a Techno issue.

Sam, on the other hand, has barely even MET Techno, knows him best for the mass genocide he committed during the festival, killing multiple people INCLUDING Quackity, and is entirely at a loss for why Techno would agree to marrying him. Asking Big Q reveals nothing. ‘He just couldn’t resist my wily charms,’ Quackity says, nursing a bruise he got from tripping over his own two feet not even ten minutes ago and the most unkempt wings Sam has ever seen. Sam, for his part, is even more useless for suggestions than Phil is, somehow. He’s at a complete loss. ‘Just give him something sincere, maybe?’ Sincere?? Techno would have Quackity’s HEAD if he got all cheesy on him, power of friendship or whatever, and BESIDES, the point is the gift is supposed to be useful, not poetic. Sam blinks. Quackity is already walking out, incredulous ramblings continuing. He trips in the door frame again.

I cannot wait 2 see if u write/draw anything else for the AU :] I know I can go off abt literally all ur ideas and I hope it doesn’t bother you LMAO you and Xena’s brains are just. Gigantic as I’m sure ur aware

- Saturn 🪐

OH SATURN;;; OH SATURN DO YOU KNOW HOW IN LOVE WITH YOU I AM;;; THIS WAS A DELIGHT TO WAKE UP TO I’VE READ IT LIKE FIVE TIMES OH MY GOD WHAT’S IT LIKE HAVING THE BIGGEST FUCKING BRAIN AND THE FUCKING BEST TAKES OH MY GOD;;;; MY HEART IS SO FULL SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO RESPOND EVERY TIME I TRIED TO TYPE SOMETHING I GOT DISTRACTED REREADING AND SWOONING FUCK I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU;;;

YOU UNDERSTAND THE VIBES SO WELL OMG LAKSDJFLKSDJFKL

“ ‘No, you don’t understand,’ says Techno, ‘the sword isn’t going to do anything. He’ll just get cocky and die and lose it. He’s an idiot.’ “ THIS IS PERFECT IM LKASJDFLKDJ

“ Sam, on the other hand, has barely even MET Techno, knows him best for the mass genocide he committed during the festival, killing multiple people INCLUDING Quackity, and is entirely at a loss for why Techno would agree to marrying him. Asking Big Q reveals nothing. “ THANK YOU

“ Techno would have Quackity’s HEAD if he got all cheesy on him, power of friendship or whatever, and BESIDES, the point is the gift is supposed to be useful, not poetic. Sam blinks. Quackity is already walking out, incredulous ramblings continuing. He trips in the door frame again. “ THANK YOUU ALKDSJFLKDSFJ

GOD EVERY PART OF THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU SATURN OMG LKASDJFLKSDFJ

also YES “ giving ur partner smth that will help them thrive rather than more materialistic things. “ you see i get my power from how in love with xena i am and everything we make together is incredibly powerful bc of our big gay love for each other