#im already planning their wedding

[bloodtwin]

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❝ A woman who believes in the power of kindness yet can also be mean at times . . . ❞ He has to fan himself now.

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

One of the things i love about dead on main is when its only from one of their pov you miss so much of the story. Jason found a cute boy thats a space nerd and wants to bring him into his life despite it being dangerous? Thats very sweet sweetie but said cute boy is probably the most dangerous person in Gotham and you dont even know. Danny falling for the hot vigilante that was accidentally sacrificed to him in between sarcasm and jokes? Danny hon this boy is scarier than you are and you are the king of the dead.

I just find it hilarious how in half the fics they see each other as a normal human and in the more infatuated ones basically want the other to be their trophy husband when they are both not-so-secretly actual powerhouses

[naffeclipse]

I keep thinking of a Leopard seal!Y/n or the ribbon seal!y/n being absolute menaces

If a leopard seal!y/n existed and had a pup of there own, they’d try to get into a fist fight with eclipse or something or just try and beat the hell out of him if he got to close to there baby

I’ve had baby brain rot, I love baby seals there such cute puff balls

Oh, I've had several asks about a leopard seal Y/N!

Your a feisty one who does not take kindly to anything or anyone sniffing around your kid. You hide your pup in a snow hole you dug out yourself. If you come back to find a an orca siren scooping your baby out of the snow hole, it's an immediate launch into defending your baby--even if you know that an orca siren can very well take you.

Eclipse would enjoy the struggle if only for the venom and fierceness your striking back with, and so defiant! But he eventually gets you pinned despite the fight you put up--he's still stronger and bigger. He would only let you up (but not let you go) once he nabs the baby and puts the little one in your arms. You can't fight when you're holding your kid but that doesn't mean you're not threatening him (which he finds adorable.)

Needless to say, leopard seal Y/N would be the toughest for Eclipse to ease and persuade and convince to let him hold your baby, but, he's nothing if not persistent.

[omegapheromone]

Sometimes I forget I'm an Omega until I randomly get into playing an otome game for fun and a fictional man shows me just one single ounce of respect and kindness and genuine care, and I'm immediately planning a wedding and considering whether I'd be willing to give birth to his kids after all if he REALLY wanted kids and adoption wasn't an option.

[banished-away]

LoD readers give a shit about women challenge failed once again

[jokerlennon]

need to get really into theatre so i can seduce the ex boyfriend of my friend's situationship remus if u see this im JOKING!!!!!!!!!! but he is kind of cute you can win me over by posting pictures of yourself in dresses to instagram sorry

[clhampir]

Only 3 months until i am a married woman!!!

[guinevereslancelot]

picked wildflowers for a friend's wedding today 😊🌼🌾

[lightasthesun]

help!!! just made eye contact with someone who had the most electrifying blue eyes I've ever seen!! gonna be out of commission for the next two weeks while I daydream about the life we will never have together :)))

[sleevebuscemii]

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[alley-chat]

when marinette and adrien finally get married it will be in the sewers

[villaneve]

the way i was talking with my manager today and he casually dropped that if i wanted to, i could go to new york in a couple weeks to do some in office planning with another team member…

like i had basically come to terms with the fact i probably wasn’t gonna get to see the final sondheim show but if work is literally paying for my flight and hotel and meals…… how could i not……. and if i wanted to get REALLY crazy with it i could see all three sondheim shows that will be on broadway. although the merrily prices are so ridiculous even then i don’t know if i could bring myself to pay them. especially once you do the usd to cad conversion. but STILL

[august--and-everything-after]

My friend is getting married at the beginning of April and it's the first Indian wedding I've been invited to so I have no idea what to wear, or where to buy appropriate clothes.

It's kind of a fusion wedding I think so they aren't doing the full series of ceremonies, but there are three events total. First the Mehndi and Sangeet and they've asked that we wear bright/colourful Indian or Western clothes; then the wedding which is traditional Indian or semi-formal Western; and finally the reception which calls for formal Indian/Western clothes.

I'm one of about three white people on the whole guest list so I don't know if I should try and blend in by wearing Indian or Indian-inspired dress, or just stick to what I know. I'm extra worried cause I really really don't want to have to shave or wear makeup for this. I never do either in my regular life, but I know I'll stick out like a sore thumb if I don't, so the idea of also wearing radically different clothing doesn't sound appealing.

To make it even harder, it's at a resort and the wedding ceremony will be on a beach. So I can't go with a standard two- or three-piece suit cause it'll be outdoor and hot. I don't even know if I can dress masc cause my sister raised the concern that if my friend's family is very traditional, they might take issue with a woman wearing unfeminine clothing. Even if I try and find a saree or something, they're so bloody expensive and I likely won't wear it again.

I've overthinking this so bad, but I'm overwhelmed and idk what to do about this.

[non-un-topo]

Second-hand stress from a family member's wedding is reeeal

[poorlittlevampire]

ouuuuuuaahh daydreaming abt deleting all my social media again -w- running away forever and living in obscurity eeeeehhhheheheheheehhhhhhhhhhh

[jewishrizahawkeye]

my coworker saying me and this other girl need to decide on the hours for the days i literally requested off cause i have to fly to san francisco for a wedding so the hours need to be discussed between HER AND MY OTHER COWORKER cause i can’t WORK those days