#im about to fucking explode

[barretts-hoe]

Also I feel like I'll fucking explode because I'm GOING TO SEE PAUL MCCARTNEY IN LESS THAN A WEEK AND THE TICKETS WERE SO GODDAMN CHEAP

Please send good energy I need it so I can at least have some sort of interaction with him 😭

[prettyflyshyguy]

just spent 3 hrs trying to get a game project set up in UE5 and I couldnt get the fucking camera to work so after googling 5 games similar to what I'm doing only to find out they're all made in unity, I am regrettably, jumping ship and the mood is just

[heartorbit]

i want to know everything that makes you happy! 💫🪐🎇

[capncurly]

everytime an anti misunderstands the meaning of proship an angel loses its wings

[boygirlctommy]

out of all of the (many, many, many) miscommunications on dsmp, this one still makes me lose it the most. these two were never on the same page even once and this was the culmination of all of it. 2 entirely different conversations going on

[prince-jjae]

nsfw!!

im about to go to class and all i can think about is beomgyu under your desk when youre on a zoom class meeting. you give him the sternest glare to behave but all he does is look up at you with those big round eyes and you cant help but give in. you completely miss the mean smirk tugging at his lips when you look back up at your computer.

he eats you like a man starved. like hes never consumed anything as sweet as you before in his fucking life. hes insatiable, tugging you closer by your hips, leaving mean bruises in his fingers' wake. he shoves his face into you as if he has no concern for breath, and he really doesnt. he just wants to see you fall apart in front of everyone. let everyone know that youre his and no one elses. hes well aware that a classmate had been trying to pull moves on you, and silly you, you were too fucking stupid to notice. he grins against you, tongue driving deeper into you than you ever thought possible as his nose knocks against your bundle of nerves. he was just going to have to prove that you were off-fucking-limits.

its only when you go red in the face, hands pulling incessantly at his hair that he pulls away. youre stuttering out apologies to your professor, saying you feel so ill and need to go rest. and with the way you look, disheveled, frazzled, out of breath, your professor cant help but take pity on you. when you close your laptop, beomgyu is already dragging you from your seat and to the bed without sparing you a glance.

"now we can have some real fun."

[linddzz]

Dreamling is at its best when it's either "we met three days ago and the wedding is next week (the wedding is a formality, Morpheus already tied our souls together don't ask how)" or a multi century slow burn where the burn is really just a long fuse leading to a cartoonish stack of gunpowder barrels and nothing in between

[puppet-purgatory]

[toadstool32]

The Jester & The Puppet

[galedekkarios]

i think that gale would be bad at dating in a modern au not because he's a bad partner or has no rizz but just because situationships and talking stages and "you took ten minutes to reply so i'm gonna take twenty minutes" kind of mind games all make him want to kill himself. so he just yearns and aches all on his lonesome writing notes app poetry about a lover he hasn't met yet while waiting for someone more like him to drop out of the sky.

i also think that, given the stories he tells the player, that he was a fucking disaster floozy in his youth. mr you're not my first and i assure you i do fuck + everyone wanted my hand + my munch game crazy + one can't always be a gentleman + i have a million stories where realistically i should not have fucking survived but i did bc i'm #different + 10 step beauty routine and certified spa goer + if i wanted something, i went and got it + reads smut/sex books, was a certified hot girl. and now he's a divorced malewife suffering from third degree yearns. this is real and true

[corviiids]

ok but . . . . . . . Could YOU be kira and win?!

based on how light formulated kira, it's impossible for kira to win. kira's 'new world' has no win condition - light never cleanly defines what criteria he would need to satisfy, so the new world is inherently aspirational, because deep down, light doesn't want to win at all, he just wants to play.

social reform via mass murder, especially in the way kira formulates it but really in any way, is also not only (obviously!!!) deeply, deeply unethical, it's also just fundamentally impossible for myriad reasons. again, kira can't win.

if you found the death note in real life, i would heavily advise against using it. i personally would not use it. aside from, again, the obvious ethical ramifications, it's just too fucking risky!!! the parameters of how the note functions, the potential consequences, the rules, the terms of the 'contract' you'd enter into by using it - all of these are unclear, even if you knew about death note the series. furthermore, even if you had access to the rules, which you don't, the rules explicitly state that the shinigami don't have to explain everything to you. not even the shinigami can access all the rules (only the shinigami king). and based on the a-kira short story, the rules can change and apply retroactively at any time. even if you didn't know all that, by choosing to use it, you would be submitting yourself to all sorts of unknown supernatural and non-supernatural risks. it's just not a smart thing to do. leave that shit Alone

kira is a hubris trap. the death note is designed to appeal to all the most unstable parts of a person's psyche. it's especially good at targeting one particular vulnerability in humanity, which is that people are generally much worse at considering how they would react in a hypothetical scenario than they think they are. anyone who thinks they could succeed in using the death note, even with a better formulated plan than light yagami, is falling victim to that trap.

yes

[hansmannette]

kiss for you, kiss for me!!! 💋

[loving-delusions]

im still not over this episode guys, srry bout that..

im just ill about any lunar variant, in general

[minalots]

✝️✝️✝️

(AU & design belongs to @shelternmberone )

[stopthatfool]

thinking about twink maverick and wondering how people think he’s a twink. genuinely. I look at these images and see, while yes a short man, a man who is also muscular and probably weighs a ton in pure muscle

If he’s a twink then everyone in that movie is a twink. and i dont think that’s correct.

According to wikipedia, this is what they say twinks are:

So let’s break this down.

1. Late teens to twenties

Sure. Maverick is in his twenties. But only looking at age would technically make me a twink so whatever. Let’s move on.

2. Slim to average physique

Maverick does not have an average physique. That man is built. He is in peak physical condition. He doesnt just sometimes work out, he is actively working out. Look at his arms! His trapezius! Those muscles are clearly developed and strong! In certain uniforms, his waist appears smaller, but that’s what the flight suit does to all silhouettes. Maverick is built like a brick, yes with hips, but he’s not little. He’s short of course, but he’s not small. He’s not lithe, he is muscular, he is BUILT! Look at the left bottom picture. Look at how rectangular. Look at how NOT lithe he is. Look at how not skinny he is. Like come on now.

3. Youthful/feminine appearance

While he is extremely youthful looking as Tom Cruise always appears, i disagree that tom cruise/maverick in Top Gun looks feminine. But that’s not to say that tom cruise has never appeared feminine or twink-like in any way. Legend (1985) is an example of his twink and feminine abilities. But for maverick i would argue that he looks very masculine. Boyish, which some argue is another visual feature for twinks, but not feminine (in my humble opinion).

4. Little to no body hair

To think that maverick has no body hair is just maverick unibrow erasure and i wont stand for it. But seriously. While tom cruise was waxed and oiled up for top gun, this is also happy trail erasure. I will now provide proof.

One of them is from mission impossible but um idc. It’s proof that Maverick HAS body hair, both around his chest and in … lower areas… but Maverick is not hairless enough to be a twink, especially because he doesnt fall into the other necessary categories to excuse/ignore his body hair.

5. (Kind of a half point because not all definitions and understandings of the word twink align with this) but it seems a lot of modern connotations of the word twink are parallel to exclusively bottoming

See here the most popular definition of the word twink on urban dictionary. I dont think that Maverick exclusively bottoms. Maverick FUCKS too. Like it’s not just Ice doing the fucking. Like Mav fucks. He fucks, guys you dont understand he fucks.

Therefore, Maverick, in my opinion, is not a twink. He is Maverick. The end.

[iwvenus]

enough crying i need to talk about how GOOD my wife looks.

LIKE????? LOOK AT HER.

i keep winning 🙂‍↕️ (but at what cost)