#im a werewolf AWOOOOO

[sourapplesauces]

I dare you to make your banner one of those werewolf gif memes /j

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[kdinjenzen]

Local werewolf woman constantly told she’s intimidating but she’s actually just an anxious ouppy.

[lluvguts]

HOW DO I WRITE WEREWOLF SMUT

[keisonism]

today i sketched lookout and tracker and so i wanted to share my ideas of them!

1. both around like 12-13

2. lookout thinks she's intimidating and loves to play tough by the fact she's VERY sneaky so she tends to threat ppl (not taken srsly) ("im in ur walls"). also wears a eyepatch to look cool and no one makes her take it out. is normally getting in trouble and the tracker always invites her to wander around w her (even if its in the middle of the forest with her. werewolf family.)

3. i wrote in the image but yeah tracker is ww in my hc. she's a mischievous girl who likes to drag lookout into her problems and they just get in trouble together! lookout's parents just don't know what to do anymore and tracker... is a werewolf. so wolf parents awooooo (idc if she has canon parents i do what i want)

4. chaotic. but they rlly like each other :) ti duo but the town has to trust dumb children. also lookout got her decent clothing in case ur thinking abt it she's like family alrdy

[adz]

Ahh! No!! *hides face* Go away! Get out of here now!!! *snarls* *you see my clothes begin to rip as i turn into werewolf* Leave me alone... you have to run! *my face is turning into a wolf's face* I don't want you to see me like this... You' will be in danger.... I don't want to hurt you..... I'm turning into a werewolf! *my shirt splits and wolf skin comes out* Ah...... im really turning into a werewolf now... *the moon shows through window and I howl a little* Awooo..... run while you still can... go out of here... *I'm almost 100% a wolf* Awooooo.....

[baylardian-1]

I've been kinda chipping away at making a werewolf!Scully for a bit now I THINK I've landed my shape and colors finally lol. :3 I'm working on a ref and ngl the AU isn't all that concrete in my head but at the end of the day it's a "what if" of her becoming a manitou/werewolf.

[stuck-in-jelly]

Nick turning: i cant help my urges im turning into a werewolf awooooo im getting aggressive and mean but its the werewolf i swear 🥺🥺🥺

Max turning:

[budpuppy]

im sorry but for me testosterone makes me a mischievous little beast. whenever i notice how much harrier ive gotten im like omg omg i m a werewolf AWOOOOO >:3c

[aeirs-moved]

i need to fall in love again AUGHHHH AHHHHHH *my bones painfully adjust to match my beastly form as i tortuously turn into a werewolf* AWOOOOO BARK BARK BARK BARK ..... ok im fine actually

[wygolvillage]

found out that going “awooooo” makes my cat look at me like O_O with his ears back... he thinks im a werewolf

[skinks]

STOP I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE INFLUX OF WEREWOLF RICHIE FICS? i love it both as a metaphor and as an actual physical thing for richie. like, conceptually? feeling predatory for having "base desires" and feeling like your skin is too tight over your bones, youre growing so fast and you dont want that because it just means there are feelings youre not Growing Out Of. the lack of control over your own body, thoughts, impulses. 1/2

like richie is really out here feeling like a tex avery cartoon any time eddie walks by. hearts in his eyes, smoke coming out of his ears, tongue lolling out of his mouth. awoo, yanno? also richie being tall and hairy and snaggly toothed and having big hands and biting. augh i have Thoughts about werewolf richie. im a monsterfucker what about it. 2/2

AWOOOOO BABEY

Yes!! This was about my tag on that article calling Hader’s smile “lupine” right? lmfao, I get it!!!! I love everything you say here and I am also a monsterfucker, so I’m really happy about the recent surge in monster/werewolf Richie.

You’re so right, the metaphor works perfectly. And the visual theme is so striking, the hairy uncontrollable body transformation as a form of monstrous puberty? Growing too much for his clothes to keep up, the werewolf’s letterman jacket in the book with Richie’s name on the back, how being around Eddie makes him feel like he’s chasing his fucking tail?

I mean, the movie he goes to see with Bill in the book is literally “I Was A Teenage Werewolf” so the groundwork is already laid for us to read it as a manifestation of Richie’s fears about puberty and “base desires”.

So it’s that, and the feeling that he could never trust himself around his friends either, that there���s some intrinsic part of himself he has to hide constantly lest he be cast out. Like, what if all these kids are going missing and turning up dead because of Pennywise, and Richie starts to doubt himself? Wondering if, on his worst, saddest nights, whether or not he’s really the one doing it? If he’s just as predatory as all the homophobes in Derry say he is?

Also, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say Richie’s written as neurodivergent, that he has some kind of hyperactivity that would be misunderstood and gone undiagnosed in the 50s or the 80s, and I get very tender thinking about his wolf being an embodiment of his own perceived “too-muchness” that he hates. Auuughffhghfh werewolf Richie I love you.

And... this could be me misremembering the book or I could be seeing everything through my reddie goggles, but I think it’s interesting that Richie and Eddie are the ones who specifically fear seeing themselves in their respective monsters. The leper and the werewolf. I’m gonna make a separate post about this, but there’s a section where Eddie thinks about throwing the Eucharist in the toilet and I’ve been majorly tinhatting for months about the fact that Richie’s werewolf, uh, climbs out of the toilet. It’s all symbolic. It’s all CONNECTED

Ok lmao I’m getting off track, werewolf Richie is so good. Teenage but also adult, I want big tall hairy Hader!Richie with his long arms and his overgrown sideburns and lupine smile and his overbite that crowds his mouth with too many fangs, as he jokes and tries desperately to cover them up. Pretending it’s just another Voice when his voice goes all raspy and subsonic.

Then for full shift he goes through some kinda gnarly Hemlock Grove body horror shit, and winds up like the wolves from Dog Soldiers. Very big and scary-looking, with one wonky eye and a tail that thumps uncontrollably when the Losers find him and Eddie gives him some ear scratches. Omg he probably pukes all the time as a wolf too dhjdhdkdhd

I’m gonna stop now before I start talking about muzzles and collars and leashes 😶

[slink-a-dink]

VAMPIRES VS WEREWOLVES IVE BEEN WAITINV FOR THIS

IM ON TEAM WEREWOLF AWOOOOO

devastating (will be at work when artfight theme drops)

[b0ggyb1tch]

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this. whomstsoever has sent me this ask >:(

but i guess now i gotta

pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

Probably Norway. It’s cold, foresty, oceany, fjordy. I’m a fan of Norse mythos but largely it’s just beautiful up there, especially with the northern lights. I’ve always wanted to see them. I’d love hiking and camping out in them scandinavian woodlands. 

sails: describe your perfect partner.

I don’t really like questions like this it’s silly. There’s no perfect partner, everyone got their own charms. Basically I just like a partner to click in some way u kno, thats why you like each other. whether its shared interests or something else. i cant put a concept of perfection on that, its unfair. Esp when you’re polya i feel.

lighthouse: how much makeup do you wear?

not much, usually i only do eyeliner and lipstick if im goin out. sometimes i get a lil extra on my eyes, maybe sum cheek action. idk how foundation and all that works.

shells: would you prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf?

awooooo i’d hate immortality.

mermaid: most embarrassing moment?

god i honestly dunno how i could pick one. like im tryin to recall specifics but its hard

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

there was one time i had a nightmare(????) where i was trapped in a bizarre haunted house and the haunted house itself was my wife’s irl ego extension plush cthulhu, i was trapped inside of them. i don’t have time to explain any of that but bizarre dreams related to this cthulhu plush are actually not uncommon among our close friend group so uhh make of that what you will. 

waves: favourite season and why?

falllll. when it’s actually cold, im in texas, its layers season. love them orange and yellow leafy cronch. such a nice color palette. halloween. some nice foods are in season.

breakers: would you ever consider getting married?

I’m already married!!!

seafoam: describe your ideal summer vacation.

traveling somewhere that is cooler than 85 degrees or at least some nice chill swimming that isn’t packed with people. 

rain: if it were possible, what exotic animal would you keep as a pet?

capybara!!! unless you count ravens as exotic. which i dont, they’re everywhere. but I’ve loved capybara for vry long time and i’ve known people who have had seemingly happy capybara pets.

sunlight: least favourite song?

god idk this is a hard question there’s a lot of music out there i despise

marine: would you ever consider plastic surgery?

at this moment in time i say nah 

sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature?

uhhh my dimples i guess. people point them out all the time. 

storm: do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why not?

hell fuckin ya! both. because they’re fuckin cool. 

boardwalk: who is your favourite fictional couple?

cliche goth/tumblr answer here but Morticia and Gomez Addams 

coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?

what a weird question uhhh mashed potatoes, easy going, floofy, versatile, nobody hates me for my personality as far as i can tell, and i love potatoes. 

nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor?

a lil bit o both is achievable. 

seawater: scariest movie you’ve ever watched?

this is hard to say cos i don’t scare easily with movies and really specific concepts do, mostly supernatural creep factor and suspense but again still specific. Like growing up Poltergeist freaked me the hell out. Stuff like Alien and Event Horizon are also some movies that got me the most. 

siren: in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mage?

arcane trickster

tempest: your favourite Pokemon?

so I have most experience with original 150 and i was rly into the legendary birds. 

tropic: what is your least favourite thing about your appearance?

that i got hair growin outta my dang face also my butt chin

aquamarine: describe your dream date.

hmm idk dates are such a dynamic interest. again i can’t pinpoint such a thing. just any nice engaging date with a partner, either goin out 2 eat or a movie or watchin a movie or something together on the internet or somethin. 

brine: gold or silver?

silver. love that argentum.

tidal: what is a colour that best describes your personality?

something dank and purple

azure: what is something that you do that makes you happy?

talkin to or doin stuff with people that i love. any degree of activity therein. just bein around them even.

fog: describe where you think you’ll be in five years.

for sure probably in the PNW somewhere. 

coastline: what is your favourite flower?

daffodil! Anything under that Narcissus genus

shallows: what is your typical Starbucks order?

i couldn’t tell you when the last time I went was

voyage: what are your favourite names?

fuck i dunno. there’s too many names to pick faves

shipwreck: do you have an OC? If so, describe them.

I mean, I have a dozen different D&D characters I’ve written out and played? idk how to narrow that down for ya. But here’s one from a d&d podcast I play in (GHOSTPUNCHER.NET CHECK IT OUT) her name is Elektra and she’s a  wyrd nerdass synth bard and pretty cybergoth/punk and gay and likes tall gals. 

cerulean: do you believe in true love?

i don’t get this question like what would this even mean. what is true love what is false love? you either feel and know you love someone, of varying degrees and ways, or you don’t and you lie to yourself and them for any number of reasons. i guess if we’re talkin about that hyper romance ~one true love soul mate~ kinda stuff, then no i guess not. But I believe in specific kinds of strong love for people.

shoreline: if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and why?

Norwegian has always been an interest, it sounds cool, has lots of close ties with origins of English, more than German maybe and it’s a country I’d actually consider moving to. 

tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours.

idk im not awake enough to give a good description but honestly like Demobaza and Rick Owens kinda shit is def my jam aesthetically. 

riptide: are you introverted or extroverted? Are you happy with this?

I’m capable of like, talking to people and being personable but I’m p introverted, i most often prefer isolation. 

hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours.

im def a twiddler and a rocker idk if stimming type stuff counts. its hard to self-identify weird habits i might have i guess. idk. im so tired of this survey please let me go

[torchmlp]

Don't worry I gotcha

I have been taken by the sickness again (curse you viruses!) and sleep eludes me. Brainrot does not. What do you think each of the counselors are like when they're sick?

booo viruses :( i hope you feel better soon!

i think Jacob is the most dramatic about it. if you've seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, he's Cameron

total baby. even just for a cold. injuries, he barely notices, but gods forbid this man start to sniffle

Abi honestly prolly does what you're supposed to - she takes the day off, stays in comfy pants, drinks honey lemon tea & eats toast, takes the gross meds, a bath, & she's good by morning. couldn't be me but. yk. girlbossing

Ryan for sure just pretends it's not happening. he takes some cold n flu meds, keeps a water bottle close, and keeps having to blink spots out of his vision but he's fine! he's fine until his sister notices & chews him out bc he's always telling HER to take it easy when she's sick & "look here, mr. hypocrite, you better get in that bed or ELSE" so then he goes & lays in a dark room, listening to his podcast until he falls asleep

i think Emma prolly complains about it the entire time & spends an hour in a hot bath but i also don't think she stops working. if she can't go out, she's answering emails, keeping her social media updating, working on editing/scheduling/whatever an influencer does. picture Emma in her desk chair with atrocious hair, wrapped in a blanket, three mugs of tea, & a sinus strip just firing off emails

i see Dylan as a low-energy sick. barely awake, shuffling to the kitchen for crackers (he has a weak stomach when sick) wrapped in his comforter with his hair sticking up. sometimes he crashes on the couch, sometimes he makes it back to the bed, but it's all restless sleep, tossing & turning :( he keeps mumbling nonsense to his cat, who definitely tricks him into feeding him twice. you go schrodinger <3

Kaitlyn HATES being sick. she wakes up with a stuffy nose & a fever & she's like... "i'm gonna kill someone today & it might be myself". she has shit to do. she resists as much as she can & tries to do a bunch of things just to spite it, which usually ends up in her crashing hard & sleeping for twelve hours to recuperate. everyone knows to stay out of her way when she's stalking around, pale and clammy with a thermos at her hip, & just wait for the burnout

Nick doesn't get sick, even germs don't want this weirdo. i'm just kidding. kinda. anyway Nick one thousand percent just straight up goes comatose. dead to the world for 24 hours & then he's right as rain when he wakes up. how? no one knows. why? no one is brave enough to ask.

the love of my life, Laura, also tries to strongarm thru it but she's better about it. she takes her meds, sucks on cough drops, prolly drinks coffee to stay awake, & she's better about managing her workload. it's kind of just a background thing to her & it works great until her fever spikes high enough to be noticeable or she slips up & then Max finds out. he coaxes her to lay down on the couch while he makes them some soup & then they watch movies together until she falls asleep :,)

the other love of my life, Max, doesn't stand a chance. he coughs once & his girlfriend has a thermometer in his mouth & a mug of tea warming up. he always tries to downplay it, "honey, really, it's nothing" & it never works. he spends all day with a live-in nurse & he feels bad that she keeps doing things for him so he continuously plays the "i'm feeling better" & she lets him do it for the ten minutes before he throws up, then it's back to bed "& cut the bullshit this time, max"