#im a rabid dog

[a-ikuoliver]

Thinking about not correcting anyone that calls Bakugou your dad is making me woozy actually😵‍💫

i cannot describe how giddy it would make me walking into events on his arm, he's so respectful in public (he grew out of pda in his twenties, now the most you get out of the house is hand holding, but more typically, your arm is looped through his) no one really glances twice seeing you two together.

workers at the cafe always coo how sweet it is you still see your dad as often as you do at your age, they see you in here every week drinking coffee with him, always so animated when you talk, one of them even gushes how she wishes she was like that with her dad. every time you just smile and nod, saying how grateful you are, he's just the best you could ask for.

and god, the hero events, all dressed up at his side, the tabloids go crazy the next day, headlines all about his secret lovechild from decades ago finally resurfacing, the first father-daughter hero duo. his pr manager is having too much of a meltdown calling every news outlet they can get a hold of to really notice the noises coming from his office the next day anyway

[auxiliuno]

Thinking about Chris Prince fucking us in front of the whole Manshine team and giving them motivation. "Each time you guys win a match against the other teams, I'll let you fuck my pretty girl," as you come undone on his cock in front of his students at Blue Lock.

....should I make a fic like this? I made the fic!

[askthe-littlepoet]

Just do it in anger, just do it for fun

A little evil never hurt anyone!!

"..."

"...well, I almost did that one time."

"And, well... does the Lamb count? I brought them back afterwards."

[gingerale2017]

OOOOOOOOO I CAN FEEL THORNE AND CINDER GETTING EDITED TO CASUAL I CAN FEEL IT IN ME BONES AHHH

[yoondepity]

oh no not the evil overlord in love with her storyline, oh god no it's gonna give me brainrot

[stil-lindigo]

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIGHT

[menlove]

society if the magicians s5 had been a eurydice and orpheus type story of the whole crew going to rescue quentin from the underworld and bring him back to life as he has done similar for them countless times culminating in eliot being the one to save him and get him back through the power of gay love and they got to grow old together again in their own timeline and the lesson was that you can grow beyond your depression even if it stays with you and find people that love you even when you are flawed and would move heaven and earth to get you back and not only that but that you DESERVE that love and you deserve to be happy.

instead of. whatever the FUCK it was that we got.

[howlingtothevoid]

Rabid dogs are to be euthanized, so why haven't I been euthanized?

[cimmanonrowl]

He’s so big 🤤 Like so BIG 😩 I want to bite his arms 🤤 leave bite marks over all over 🤤 and his stomach 🤤 OH MY GOD HIS STOMACH 😭 I WANNA RIDE HIS STOMACH 🤤 And do you see that table? 🤨 I NEED him to bend me over that furniture and rail the shit out of me 🤤 No lube 🙅🏻‍♀️ No protection 🙅🏻‍♀️

[gaysheep]

since you guys liked the first one so much

[foop204]

they fucked on that cherry tree. or whatever

[vampiyahs]

can he come over and stare at you like this

[kimis-gloves]

#1 aussie in my heart

[fairylando]

i really do admire how lando tries to not give a fuck (that 'whatever' really saddened me so much) but he actually does, and a lot.

guy doesn't even want anything absurd, he just wants the support of his team for the last fucking 4 races but no... let's just get humiliated for one point on international tv💀.

they're really stretching him thin — and i mean it in a emotional and mental wellbeing way. he is obviously inherently selfless and quite literally does not hold self-esteem, but in the last year we've seen him trying to be more sure of himself and trying to be selfish for once. the moment he does that though, he gets accused of being the spawn of satan. and then the team does everything in the world to make it harder for him.

so i really do admire him, because i literally would PERSONALLY leave the sport after this one season.

he's so much stronger than i am.

[fzjp]

Gonna lose my shit with this fucking ship

started listening to legends of avantris after watching clips for months— from animated clips to chuckles the clown compilations and of course coalecroux

There are cute moments before the marriage episode— featherine referring to kremy as gideon's handler (and gideon responding "just a couple of guys being dudes me and you" i wanna bite my phone just remembering it), gideon giving the almiraj to kremy when he won it (rip torbek but it was hilarious), and their overall banter is so fun it makes me laugh everytime

Even before reaching the wedding episode I know what's gonna happen—kremy got a fae curse and its him falling in love with gideon (and then richie acting so normal about it like what the fuck), kremy "objecting" to the wedding, and gideon offering kremy to dance like that's the cutest shit ever

So when I reached the wedding episode and experienced the whole thing

KREMY MAKING THE WHOLE CONTRACT TO MAKE GIDEON MARRY ALL 3 PIXIES SO HE AND GRICKO GET OUT SCOT-FREE IS FUCKING INSANE AND FUCKING FUNNY

Kremy did got his instant karma with the fae curse, i love it i love it so

and Kremy always making side comments on how the whole wedding's not beautiful and not grand and how this is just like guy's night couple of guys being dudes til the gnome priest added kremy cuz he kept on interrupting the priest

i- im still shaken

AND THEN OF COURSE WHEN THE PRIEST SAID "YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR BRIDES AND KREMY" "NO IM NOT KISSING KREMY" "BY LAW YOU KISS KREMY" (and then kremy muttering how theyre common law married anyway im gonna pass away—)

AND THE FUCKING RECEPTION

Gideon refusing to feed Kremy's suggestion they feed each other cake, doing the little dance (the dance where derek commented "you're bumping hips" part)

And when kremy brought up the wedding dance but Gideon refused and asking Kremy what's happening to him so Kremy's listening to Francois singing to him in his head

BUT THEN GIDEON MADE A PIXIE TO GIVE KREMY A DRINK BEFORE KREMY WALKED TO GIDEON AND THEY HAD THEIR LITTLE TALK BEFORE GIDEON OFFERED HIS HAND TO DANCE

then spring eladrin frost singing "do you really want to hurt me" (i wanna think this is their theme song, its angsty and funny and it fits them)

In Conclusion: coalecroux is kinda neat im so fine so normal about these two

[luminique]

LIGHTER ENJOYERS HES 185 CM HES NOT A SHORT KING !!! HES 6’ 1” RAHHHHHH

and hes a capricorn. i personally don’t know what that means but for those who are interested/knowledgeable in horoscopes, go crazy with this info !!