#im a cosmic entity that got married recently
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tremordusk Ā· 1 month ago
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Currently writing my finals paper while my two moms @yourbasicqueerie @nyoclosmom argue and my sibling @polaris-likethestar is nowhere to be foundā€”
I somehow got married
And like a mystery other mother that my moms will not say anything about
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meili-sheep Ā· 3 years ago
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IM BACK BABEYYY!!! Guess what??? I have been given 3 essays to do!! THREE ESSAYS! I CANT WRITE ESSAYS TO SAVE MY LIFE :'''''''((((((
Anyway!!! Eldritch Diluc!!
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^^Lazy drawing i made that do3snt have connection to what I'm boutta infodump about
Eldritch Diluc x Zhongli
And i have an idea how it works
Zhongli when just recently starting to integrate himself into human society meets a wandering Eldritch Diluc(who has temporarily decided to look like a man with fire for hair aka reds, yellows oranges and blues for hair but the eyes are still red) just going around observing people and just... vibing
But Zhongli being the old old crippling old man he is senses something off with him so he decides- like any smart person would -To invite this suspicious person who reeks of a star in all its forms- The birth of a star in a cluster of spacedust, The energy it emits as it lives, the solar system ending explosion of its life's end, and it's quiet death into a white dwarf -for Tea.
As they talked and such Zhongli kinda basically confirms that Diluc isn't really... quite human like he is but in a different way via Diluc just casually controlling whatever element Willy Nilly and not really worrying about Celestia(Why would he??? Also he's op but... man's just wanna vibe... he just wants to vibe in his garden....) tryna snatch him as a part of them and so-
he finds it pitiying
keep in mind Zhongli hasn't really... got even the slightest grip he has on human emotions even less weird Cosmic Eldritch entity pretending to be human and i think even as he tried to be more him let he's been... Condescending.
now lemme get onto the condescending part
Basically what i think is that each archon is naturally condescending to those below or perceived as below them
Venti can get condescending but only really does it when in 'High and Mighty Barbatos' mode to emphasize a threat and such. and I Think Zhongli becomes condescending mostly by accident because... he's old. He's deffo seen humanity as below him and has been condescending for a long time.
so basically- "Your Existance is... pitying." and Diluc retorts bluntly "But as least i can fly as free as the birds in the sky as you lay there shackled to duty for what may be an inconceivable amount of time."
Basically they start out rough at first, never see eachother again for hundreds of years, meet eachother again when Zhongli is what he is now in canon and he recognized Diluc(them eyes....) and apologized for what he said a long time ago and then both of them start to get along and BOOM old married couple vibes.
Albeluc... Beloved... they also bond here about being outcasts! in general i am projecting onto Diluc about being an outcast okay??? And Albedo also being outcast... Chef's kiss perfect
Also consider...
Diluc: *Exists*
Every vision wielding child in the world of Tevyat: FREE FATHER FIGURE
look me in the eyes and tell me that Diluc cannot out parent whoever parents these kids have or don't have.
also extra note: I absolutely adore Eldritch Travelers headcanon and Eldritch Diluc and the Twins chilling and talking Abt being a near incomprehensible beingā„¢ and vibing together in general
anyway hope you have a nice rest of Ur life!!!!! < 3
-Leyline!Anon who's crying Abt doing 3 essays rn
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So I'm an English Major. Essays are my life. So I totally understand that. My protip, especially on book reports. Audible. 2x reading speed. You'll read a long-ass book in like a day.
I do love your Zhongluc idea for this. And I love the idea that these two beings totally don't get being human, but want to argue and then slowly form a bond, and then before they know it, they are a family. And neither know precisely when it happened, but now they are really happy.
And Albeluc is also fantastic. I really do think Albedo and Diluc match really well with neither being too social and being outliers from mondstadt.
As for Dadluc. That is always welcome here. Because Diluc lacked a really good father figure in his life. And being so aware of himself. He'd really understand what the kids need, and he's naturally compelled to help kids in a situation like his. He'll deny he's a dad until his grave, though if you let him.
And Traveler and Diluc just being buddies is so cute I really, really love it. I think Diluc would be hooked on the Traveler's stories of other worlds. And the Traveler would find another big sibling in Diluc and just a good vibes.
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bigskydreaming Ā· 4 years ago
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@elfysparkles88ā€‹
#listen it's a universal problem#I love my mans Scott#everyone is always bagging on him WHY#Scott Summers#X-Men
Its because Scott Summers is inevitably compared and contrasted with those around him, and he has the great misfortune of running in the same circles as an all-star line up of like....just the absolutely most Ridiculous People to Ever Ridick.
Weā€™re talking about a guy whose dad was abducted by aliens and from there went on to decide, welp, guess I gotta become a space pirate now, jaunty earring and all, no, shhh, shh, no, there are no alternatives, I gotta, no, I said no - SHUT IT, I SAID I GOTTA BE A SPACE PIRATE NOW ITS THE ONLY WAY. Oh btw, meet my fianceĆ©. Sheā€™s an alien mercenary who is a little like a skunk but donā€™t call her that to her face or sheā€™ll shoot you in yours. Howā€™s that for swoonworthy, am I right, son?
Weā€™re talking about a guy whose own son was a literal sixty year old Grumpy Old Man overburdened with world-weariness, wildly unnecessary shoulderpads and arthritic joints when Scott was barely hitting his third decade. With said son now randomly being a moody sixteen year old again, with a pet sentient sword he talks lovingly to, because apparently Nathan Summerā€™s take on teenage rebellion was to act out by being all LOL Fuck Time Travel Paradoxes and then rebelliously zooming around the space/time continuum while blasting a soundtrack of MCR probably, until he finally got a bead on his older self and shot himself in the face while being like ā€œits not that Iā€™m angry with you, Iā€™m just disappointedā€ and look this is the part where your eyes are gonna wanna just glaze over so your brain can have a break, shhh, shh, donā€™t ask questions, just let it be, it happened, its a thing.
Weā€™re talking about a guy whose brother rode a merry-go-round ofĀ ā€œAm I a good guy this week or am I a bad guy because Reasons or sometimes Brainwashing or sometimes I Donā€™t Even Fucking Know, Look Donā€™t @ Me Bro, I Just Fucking Work Here, Iā€™m Not In The Loopā€ for most of his twenties until dying in a fiery explosion only to inexplicably return years later as a coma patient who finally woke up one day and saidĀ ā€œWhoa, just got back from tripping around the multiverse and boy do I have stories cuz apparently Iā€™m the Nexus of All Realities, so hah, SUCK IT, big brother, and yes that is TOO a thing, shut up, LET ME HAVE THIS. Oh and also btw donā€™t spend a lot on your wedding gift for me and Lorna because Iā€™m gonna leave her at the altar once I realize that Iā€™m actually more in love with the random nurse lady who changed my bed pans while I was in a coma having a romantic rendezvouz with her in Paris in my brain courtesy of her psychic eight-year old kid trying to play matchmaker for her cuz like, she doesnā€™t date much apparently but its whatever, this is FINE, I have no objections. Ugh why are you looking at me like that Scott, no, I donā€™t need toĀ ā€œtalkā€ with someone about everything Iā€™veĀ ā€˜been through,ā€™ ugh Iā€™m HAPPY you asshole, god, why donā€™t you ever want me to just be HAPPY ugh you just have to control EVERYTHING with your over-bearing BS likeĀ ā€œI am concerned your decision-making processes might be affected by all the people tampering with your decision-making processes over the yearsā€ like umm DID I ASK? No? I didnā€™t think so? YOUā€™RE NOT MY REAL DAD, SCOTT, UGH THAT DOES IT, IM RUNNING AWAY TO BE A SUPERVILLAIN AGAIN AND THIS TIME ITS TOTALLY YOUR FAULT, YOUā€™LL BE SORRY WHEN I CRY HAVOK AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR THIS TIME FOR SURE, AND OMG FOR THE LAST TIME I KNOOOOOOW THATā€™S NOT HOW ITS SPELLED, ITS ABOUT THE AESTHETIC SCOTT, ITS CALLED HAVING A SENSE OF STYLE, UGH, LET ME LIIIIIIIIIIIVE.ā€
Weā€™re talking about a guy whose other little brother randomly showed up and started killing people one day being likeĀ ā€œhahaha surprise, bet you all forgot about me, PS, Iā€™m REALLY FUCKING MAD AT YOU ALL FOR FORGETTING ABOUT MEā€ because the worldā€™s most powerful telepath made everyone forget about him and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day they all had once and this is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, this is normal. As is the way his newly discovered slash remembered slash resurrected slash recently returned from spending the last decade fucking around as a disembodied energy ghost on a rock up in Earthā€™s orbit little brother then decided the Earth just wasnā€™t big enough for the both of them, the both of them in this case meaning both him, singular, and his Angst, as a wholly separate and towering entity in its own right. So instead he fucked off to space and decided to conquer a vast alien empire and spend the next several years being their god-emperor or whatever until he got bored with that. And also he kinda sorta killed their dad for a bit but whatever, its fine, he got better, and then he also kinda sorta died for a bit himself but whatever, its fine, he got better, and there was that whole interstellar war between himself and the Inhumans but whatever that wasnā€™t even his FAULT, Scott, THEY STARTED IT, god, do you ever stop JUDGING ME AND MY LIFE CHOICES and PS Iā€™m still mad at you for killing Xavier, you fucking asshole, not because you did it but because like, you KNOW I wanted to do it, I had a whole fucking villain monologue moment about it and everything, you were literally there, UGH WHY WONā€™T YOU LET ME HAVE NICE THINGS?!?! YOU ARE THE ENEMY OF FUN AND JOY AND HEY MAYBE YOU WERE THE REAL VILLAIN ALL ALONG, DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? HUH? MR. Iā€™M THE BOSS, WAIT WHOā€™S THE BOSS? OH YEAH STILL ME, SCOTT, Iā€™M THE BOSS, YOU GOTTA STOP BEING A SPACE EMPEROR GABE BECAUSE YOU CANā€™T BE THE BOSS, ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO BE THE BOSS BECAUSE Iā€™M THE BOSS AND I SAID SO AND YOU GOTTA DO WHAT I SAY OR Iā€™LL TELL DAD.ā€Ā 
And thatā€™s not even getting into how weā€™re also talking about a guy who basically ended up divorcing his first wife and suing for sole custody on the grounds ofĀ ā€œWell, your Honor, she tried to sacrifice our son on a literal demonic altar in order to summon Hell to Earth to destroy everything just to get back at me after I left her. Yes, your Honor, I understand that is in fact Asshole Behavior, but there were extenuating circumtances, you see, the woman I left her for was my first love before her who I thought was dead. And also, she was literally my wife before my wife was. No, I donā€™t mean I was married before Maddie, I mean Jean was kinda pretty much already Maddie before Maddie was Maddie. Its this whole clone thing. Look, Iā€™m just saying it was a complicated situation and I know I have my part to play in it, but I still stand by my conviction that trying to sell out our entire planet and species to the legions of Hell while using the innocent blood of our ten month old as the Golden Ticket to the Chocolate Factory was still a little over the top and not really the right way to handle it either. Also, I contend that I can provide a better home environment at the moment than someone who is insisting on being addressed as The Goblin Queen because what even is that, honestly, Your Honor, and also, she also brainwashed my brother into trying to kill me on her behalf, which to be fair does happen about every other month anyway, but still, like. Dick move, you know?ā€
And weā€™re also talking about a guy whose second wife who was kinda sorta his first wife but only in that It Ainā€™t Bigamy If Its A Clone Thing way....like, I mean. Its kinda hard NOT to come across as the bland one in the relationship when your second wife occasionally moonlights as the AirBnb of choice for a cosmic parakeet goddess of rebirth and fiery destruction who is pretty infamous for the ragers she hosts every time she pops into town for a visit, all smiles and (literal) sunbeams (of scorching lethality) and ā€œLol hey hot stuff, remember me?ā€ As if someone who ate an alien civilizationā€™s sun the last time she hit a Mood is like....really in danger of ever beingĀ ā€œNew phone, who dis?ā€ed. But that is neither here nor there, much like the sentients of Alpha Centauri Bumfuckville after she went all Goodnight Sun, Goodnight Moon, Goodnight Solar System on their corner of the galactic neighborhood, because.....tbh I donā€™t think she ever actually said ā€œwhyā€ there. Its one of those things where if you donā€™t already KNOW why a cosmic parakeet goddess of rebirth and fiery destruction has decided its nighty-night time for this particular zipcode.....like.....thatā€™s not really something you just ASK, yā€™know? Its....tacky, probably. Also, low on the self-preservation instincts, probably.
Plus weā€™re talking about a guy whose second marriage to Yet Another Woman It Probably Should Have Registered As A Bad Idea To PIss Off Like This ended in like....so, okay, this was a bit more His Bad than even Round One was, courtesy of aĀ ā€œGroundbreaking. Revolutionary. Show-stoppingā€ reinterpretation of what was up until this point te much more ambiguous and metaphorically named ā€œMental Affairā€ concept. Though it must be said, Scotty always has skewed a bit more towards the literal minded in his personal approach to things, so, yā€™know. That tracks. But regardless, the pattern remains consistent here, as once again, its not always easy to register on peoplesā€™ radar as anything other than the Plus One when your newest paramour prides herself on being both the entire planning committee AND star attraction of Victoriaā€™s Secret (assuming that said Secret is Secret Aims at World Domination) Presents: A Renaissance Faire.Ā But in an evil and also kinky way. Except now with sixty percent less evil on account of how Emmaā€™s reformed these days, but not a hundred percent less evil because sheā€™s not like, REFORMED reformed, cuz that would be boring, eww, could you imagine, no, you couldnā€™t, because she wonā€™t let you and she can do that, sheā€™s that good at telepathy and that bad at boundaries. Still the same amount of kinky as before though, but like. Thatā€™s just about Strong Branding. After all, at the end of the day Emma Frost is above all else, a good businesswoman.
But yes, she is also a big fan of the Aesthetic, with that aesthetic being Her Whims On Steroids because like they say, go big or go home, and Emma Frost does not believe in going home when she can simply acquire your home instead. Hate the game, not the player. She didnā€™t make the rules, she just came to win. Point being, its hard to follow up an act like Jean-Who-Is-Sometimes-Phoenix-And-Sometimes-Dark-Phoenix-And-Oh-Hell-She-Cant-Even-Keep-Track-So-How-Could-Anyone-Else-Really, but say what you will about Emmaā€™s wardrobe, sheā€™s more concerned with clothing herself in unapologetic take no prisoners ambition, and as such, her being the follow-up to Scottā€™s epic romance with his childhood sweetheart turned literal cosmic embodiment of fire and passion, like.....this was never a big checkmark in the con side of a pro and con list for Emma. It was more like oh, yes, hello there, Challenge Absolutely Fucking Accepted.
Which, yā€™know, all the points to House Frost for showing spine and boy howdy, thatā€™s a spine alright.....but at the same time, going head to head with someone who is classified as a galactic threat when people are deliberately low-balling her, like, for no other reason than youā€™re bored and your manicure appointment isnā€™t for another couple hours.....like thatā€™s the kind of thing where it has to be pointed out that there were possibly alternative options worth considering somewhere in betweenĀ ā€˜having no spineā€™ andĀ ā€˜spiting cosmic entity who can kill you with her brain by stealing her man and saying come at me bro because like....my spine, let me show you it.ā€
But again, just to reiterate the premise here.....our thesis here today is that Scott Summers Gets a Bad Rap For Being Bland or Boring or Not Standing Out, But In Reality The Issue Is Just That All The People He Knows Are Truly Ridiculous People.
In other words, Scott Summers is no more the Everyman of the X-Men than any of his Truly Ridiculous Friends and Family.
Because an actual everyman would have bounced out of that madhouse way the fuck back in Chapter One: In Which Things Just Got Ridiculous.
Cut to Scott Summers, in contrast: *looks around, purses lips, weighs options* Nah. This is fine.
See also:
His daughter, who didnā€™t so much arrive after the traditional nine months of waiting and preparing for a bundle of bouncing baby joy but instead just like...plopped back into the past as a full grown woman hailing from a dystopian future she was hellbent on preventing by any means necessary, even if that means had Scott frantically shouting RACHEL NO as she screamed RACHEL YES and sprinted straight at someone like Selene (a villain who has survived 17,000 years of pissing people off and making enemies of actual, literal gods) while thinkingĀ ā€œoh yeah, I got this.ā€
(To be fair, she probably DID have it, or would have, if Logan hadnā€™t chosen that moment of all moments to have his once-centennial contemplation ofĀ ā€œWait, what if....murder is...NOT good?ā€ Never underestimate the daughter of a cosmic goddess.)
Or see also also:
Scottā€™s original classmates, including Doctor HankĀ ā€œIā€™m not an over-archiever, Iā€™m just stress-eating because its lunchtime and Iā€™ve only revolutionized two whole fields of scientific study so far today,ā€ McCoy, WarrenĀ ā€œDonā€™t hate me because Iā€™m beautiful, hate me because Iā€™m a billionaire, wait no, Iā€™m just kidding donā€™t hate me at all hahaha Iā€™m too sexyā€ Worthington III, and BobbyĀ ā€œI may look cute and unassuming and like my only priority in life is video games but sike, I too am a potentially cosmic level immortal being of nigh-unlimited power or at least I will be whenever I get around to tapping that potential like Iā€™m currently tapping xy up down A + BBA like a boss, now shhh, donā€™t interrupt me while Iā€™m kicking ass at Mario Kart I said Iā€™ll GET TO THAT LATER, ugh, JEEZ, my priorities are FINE, Scott, like get off my back already, youā€™re not even my real dadā€ Drake.
In conclusion:
Scott Summers is valid, and there may be legions drinking his Hatorade, but make no mistake, its not that heā€™s Less Than, its that every single person in his social circle is just that damn Extra.
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