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uhohdad · 6 months ago
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(Found you on ao3 before here) YOU. I HAVE SO MANY (little, actually. I'm just screeching)WORDS FOR YOU AND YOUR HUNGER GAMES AU.
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜DJDJKSKSDJDKSKS I LOVE IT???? SO MICCH???? 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 All I thought about today, on my MAMA I ate those chapters UP and I am wriggling in the dirt ready for more
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ilysm <3 frick 💕💖💗🥹💕✨💗💖
on my mama my only plan today is to finish up this finally chappy and get it to you lovely lieblings 🫡 🫡
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tvgals · 2 years ago
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‘MOVING TARGET’
synopsis ! : it wasn’t all that bad being a cheerleader for hawkins high, until people find our about your “freak” boyfriend eddie
cw: degrading (not the good kind) , BLACK READERS ONLY IF NOT BLACK YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. female reader, short story, rushed, i love u stay safe
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“y/n get those fucking rings off your hands.” chirssy says, shooting you side eye. god, even if you’ve known her since freshman year, shes such a bitch to you. you’re currently in the locker room, waiting for your go to hit all your flips in front of all the already preforming cheerleaders. you peek up to the window of the locker room door, there he was. in his hellfire t-shirt. standing in the doorway of the gym. he’s told you numerous times that he only goes to these “dark side meetings” because of you. his princess. you’ve been a cheerleader here all of your four years. chrissy was one of your first friends on the team. you later met eddie while in the woods, eating. to be honest, it was a little weird to see him just roaming around aimlessly. but the two of you seemed to hit it off. which now ended in you twos 2 year relationship. eddie was known as a “freak” and “out of place” when to you, he was just different. in a very good way, you like to think.
you heard chrissy snap three times in a row, cueing to get into order. you were right behind chrissy, now skipping joyfully onto the gym floor. you hear an uproar of cheers, and your eyes settled on dustin and mike. you knew the two of them from eddie’s hellfire campaigns. you gave them a genuine smile, which they quickly returned, you continued your routine and you all hit your ending poses. jesus christ was that tiring. you all retired in front of the bleachers while watching the basketball players jog into the room. you peek in front of chrissy to see eddie — who was butting through the people of the front row, sitting right behind you. eddie would never want you to be in the same position he was social wise. being bullied and ridiculed on a daily basis. so after sitting behind you he surely didn’t want to make any physical contact towards you.
“bathroom?” you whisper- yelled, he nodded and the two of you headed to the bathroom. you were sure no one would be in there at this point in time.
“eds! i didn’t think you would watch!” you say, jumping into his arms and craning your head into his neck. “well, of course i would. only for my princess.” he says kissing your shoulder. eddie was so sweet, the sweetest in your terms. “eddie i’m so happy to see you! i’ve missed you for the longest. can you please come over after?” you ask, you and eddie now sitting along the dust-bunny covered floor. “well anythin’ for my princess! right after? we could go get milkshakes or a burger? is that okay?” eddie asks, unbeknownst to the junior basketball player outside of the door, waiting for it to be unlocked. hearing the end of the half-time bell, the two of you hurriedly run back into the gymnasium. “good luck, baby.” eddie says, kissing your forehead and shooing you away.
walking skipping back into the gym, you smiled and waved, you looked over to the basketball team, watching them stare and snicker. maybe this was just their teenage snarky behavior. they always made remarks about the cheerleaders bodies, you not excluded. you walk back into the locker room, gathering your pom-poms, you walked back behind chrissy, who was in a group with her closer friends. you turned around, seeing she was busy, and walked away.
“y/n? what the fuck! she can’t! not with him!” chrissy says. your head snaps up at the mention of your name. you pretend not to hear, fixing your earrings and highlighter in the mirror. you’re so close to tuning out what’s going on. until you heard the click-clack of cheerleading shoes on the tile floor.
“eddie, FUCKING, munson?! what the fuck?” your shoulders jump to your ears and your eyes widen. how did they find out? “what are you talking about?” acting dumb will throw them off. “you’re dating the fucking FREAK? i don’t understand y/n” chrissy starts, you’ve never seen her this angry. “you have everything. a beautiful home, perfect parents, who doesn’t insult you at every turn, and you choose to FUCK IT UP with eddie munson? you’re taking everything for granted just to be a whore. i’ll be sure to ruin your fucking life.” chrissy practically screeches into your ear, you’re now turned around and your staring blankly at her.
“ruin my life, i couldn’t care less. i have a boyfriend who’s trying his hardest for us, who doesn’t try and cheat on me with any whore he sees on the street, who doesn’t get bricked up by seeing tiffany just minding her own business. fuck you and this cliche shit you’re doing.” you then throw your pom poms on the floor and stomp on them, maintaining eye contact. it feels as if you and chrissy are the only ones in the room right now, all the other cheerleaders like mannequins. you walk out the door, not without one more ‘fuck you’. walking out, you scan for eddie in the crowd. you look for a little while until you see him talking with the rest of hellfire, them making your presence known to him, he waves you into the stands. you make your way through the bleachers and you plop onto his lap, sighing and leaning your head into his shoulder.
“what’s wrong? why aren’t you in the locker rooms?” eddie questions. “stuff happened..i’ll tell you when we get to your place.” “okay.” after almost another hour of watching the basketball team brick layups and airball, you all leave the gym, going into the parking lot. all the people are making you anxious. “whore” “slut” and so on. insults were thrown at you whenever the clique of basketball boys and cheerleaders passed you. finally making it to eddie’s van after making it after a treacherous journey, you get in and kick your shoes off, pulling them onto his seat, dents already in the seat after doing it so many times. “what’s wrong?” he asked, tears start to well in your eyes. you’d never imagine getting insulted for loving someone. “you know how we were in the bathroom?” eddie nods along with your story. “well i came back and they…they found out eddie! i have no idea how! chrissy told me she would ruin my life! i just wanna love you in peace.” you sob, hands on your knees with your face in your hands.
“oh god..baby please..it’s okay. those fuckers won’t mess with your okay? i swear.” he pulls you over the console and puts you on his lap, weaving his hand through your box braids. you’re so upset. these aren’t tears of sadness, they’re of rage and embarrassment. embarrassed that you couldn’t even be woman enough to stand up for what you love, embarrassed you just couldn’t get your last word out. “please eddie! i just can’t! this is so much! i just…just wanna love you, eds..” you sniffle.
“oh, sweetheart..it’s okay. no one’s gonna bother you, you’re not gonna be scared to go to school, you’ll be okay baby.” eddie soothes you, rubbing your back and kissing your forehead. “i…i love you eddie..” you whisper through broken sobs. “i love you more, doll.” after a little while, you crawl back into the passenger seat and eddie pulls out the now almost empty parking lot. sure it’s 8 p.m, but it’s never too late to get food! eddie pulls into the mcdonald’s drive-through, he rolls down his window and orders, you stirring in your sleep. eddie pulls into the paying window, noticing one of the hawkin’s high students as the cashier.
“the freak and his lil cheerleader, yeah? your total is $15.30” says the blonde haired boy. “mhm. lay off man.” eddie sighs. eddie hands the boy a $20, and he pulls of with $3.50. eddie makes it to his trailer with a final sigh of tiredness. he wakes you up and tells you he’s bought the two of you food. eddie picks you up bridal style with you holding the food. eddie inserts his key and walks into the trailer.
“you hungry, sweetheart?” eddie asks, kissing you on your forehead. “mhm.” you hum, rubbing the sleep from your eyes. “got you food, baby. here.” he hands you your meal and he proceeds to eat his own, occasionally sipping his hi-c. “thank you ed’.” you mumble, dusting your hands off and throwing your trash away in the empty mcdonald’s bag. you give eddie one last hug before you walk to his room and slide underneath his covers. eddie sighs amongst himself. he’s disappointed. not with you, of course not! but the fact he couldn’t save you from getting ridiculed like he does. he hates the fact he couldn’t stand up to those girls. he’s so embarrassed at the fact he couldn’t just keep the secret long enough for you two to graduate and leave hawkins in peace. eddie cleans up his trash, mumbling something about the dishes not being clean, throws away his trash and turns all the lights off before heading to his room. he opens his door to see you cats asleep. not a worry in the world.
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godnectar · 2 years ago
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Everything about your account is just so HAVSJHSV NICE?? IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT. And don’t even get me started on your writing MY GOD everything is amazing keep up the beautiful work luvie <3
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taegularities · 2 years ago
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Hi Riddd
I was just in the shower thinking about what I should ramble to you about tonight and then I come out and see you talking about thirst hours. Now, I'm not the best at explaining my thirsty thoughts tbh but one man has been on my mind recently way too much.
I always claim that I don't have a bias wrecker but Kim freaking Namjoon has always tested me. And the way he's been swearing so much lately and rapping about sex and riding in every collab he's done just 😫😫😫 I'm such a sucker (or slut whichever you prefer lmao) for dirty talk and I just know this man would whisper the dirtiest shit while calling you baby at the same time in his deep ass voice!!!
And I'm not usually that into buff men but you know the way he was filling out that shirt in the sexy nukim mv???? Just fucking imagine him manhandling you on top of him so you can ride him and when you get too tired he just grabs onto your ass and moves you himself!!!
And I just love vocal men in general. When Jungkook did the boxing live and he was grunting all over the place... whew. And the way he enjoys his food so vocally too, all the damns in the cooking live had me on!! the!! floor!! And I just know he can get whinyyyyy too 😔😔😔
Also don't get me started on my newfound strength kink when it comes to him too because he obviously has incredible stamina and strength and just... those are actually thoughts I can't articulate at the moment sksjsnsksksj. I just always think about how he puts in so much effort and wants to be the best in everything he does, so it has to be like that in bed too right??? And that makes me 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵
Anywayyyyy I feel like thirst thoughts aren't supposed to be such long rambles but I'm me lmao and I also didn't feel like separating all of this into different asks.
I feel dizzy now thinking about all of this and also like I've revealed too much about myself lmaooo 😳😳😳 But I had fun so thanks for listening <3
oh my god, you're right, this is a whole new side of you and i'm loving it 👀🥸 LOL NO BUT this is so relatable, bc i've been thinking very hard lately if yoongi's still my bias wrecker. namjoon is fighting his way to me dangerously fast lmao
it's bad enough that he's been such boyfriend material the past months, but the lyrics and the cursing in his recent songs have me on the floor :') i agree, he'd be very very vocal and into dirty talk (cue, expensive girl lmao) which is something i'm a slut sucker for, too, so relatable :')
AND IKR? i truly wonder whether jk knows what his grunts and moans do to us lol like some of it must be on purpose :') and with him being pouty 24/7, i do believe he'd be whiney af :') ajkdhakjd don't worry about the ramble, i actually loved reading through this bc our ivi's a lot more unhinged than we thought 🤣 !!! i'm glad you had fun, too, let's be dizzy together or whuteva 🥲💕
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gccdgraces · 14 days ago
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darling!! I follow you bc you truly are the sweetest dang munchkin ever!! I also follow you because of the PURE talent that you have. you write each and every muse so flawlessly I am honestly inspired! I don't know how you do it, but you make it look so easy. I will continue to admire from afar, bc you deserve each and every follower or interaction that you get!
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leclercloml · 5 months ago
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Shameless | PG8
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Pairing: Pedri Gonzalez x reader
Summary: where Pedri's girlfriend have 0 filter on and love saying freaky things on social media.
Genre: SMAU
Warnings: suggestive
Author's note; this is something...
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Pedri
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pedri Noche muy feliz porque siempre es especial marcar, y más si son los primeros goles con @/sefutbol. Gracias Palma por tanto cariño. ❤️ Con más ganas que nunca de que la #Euro2024 empiece!! #VamosEspaña
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yourinstagram "hey, can I take your ability to walk rq?" - the guy on 2nd slide.
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pedri added to story 5m ago.
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yourinstagram babbyyyy<3 now come and fuck me.
⤷pedri I'm literally down stairs cariño
⤷yourinstagram come upstairs then.
pablogavi simp.
alejandrobalde we get it bro
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yourinstagram summer te quiero mucho. 🍀
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pedri mi niña hermosa ❤️❤️ (my beautiful girl)
⤷yourinstagram mi hermoso chico ❤️ (my beautiful boy)
⤷username I don't who I'm more jealous of.
ferrantorres the 2nd slide was not necessary thank you.
⤷pedri you should be glad I didn't let her post the pic she wanted.
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pedri you're so hot, have sex with me?
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username she's soooooo pretty
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yourinstagram he can ruin my ability to walk.
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pedri proudly.
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archivedsouls · 2 years ago
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a chance to shower you with praise? don't mind if i do. when i say you inspire me as a writer and have since the moment we became mutuals, i mean it. before we interacted i would see your replies on my dash and sit in awe like, oh WOW. oh she gets it. oh she's so good and talented, oh my god. the way you capture each canon character's voice while also creating incredibly well-developed oc's is something i could compliment you on daily. not to mention that your actual writing is beautiful and i could read it forever and still want more. replies from you thrill me every time, being your friend makes me so happy, and i hope you know how much of a joy you are to have on here. getting to witness your talent and kindness makes me a better writer and person. ILYSM.
how dare you
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pablitosgf · 1 year ago
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what?! — op81
pairings ! — oscar piastri x fem!reader
warnings ! — misspelling, photo containing alcohol, and cursing.
info ! — in which the internet breaks into storm finding out oscar has a lover…
authors note ! — yes, i made y/n filipinaaaa!!! as i am filipina too. ive noticed most of my fc's r white girls so imma change it up a bit! this will probs have 2 other parts bc i have this all planned out 🤫🤫
format ! — smau
pt 2 pt 3
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oscarpiastri its good to be back! 😁
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user1 OSCAR PLS WHO IS Y/N??????
user2 crying, screaming, throwing up knowing that oscar has a gf 💔
user3 its been 1 day, 5 hours, and 43 seconds since i found out oscar is dating someone 😪😪
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oscarpiastri my love, my woman, my everything, happy birthday ❤️
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alexalbon oscarpiastri you seeing this?
↳ yep… 😢
user1 she's so prettyness omg wtf 😭
user2 wtf she's so ugly LMAO 🤢🤢
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queen-of-reptiles · 11 months ago
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𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙾𝙽
description: in which leah williamson’s younger sister is in a two year relationship with alessia russo and has just won two gold medals at the world gymnastic championships
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alessia russo x female reader
disclaimer: I am in no way saying alessia russo is gay or bi-sexual this is all fiction
warnings: not much, slight language and a lil bit of sexual content
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y/n what a team, what a time - i love you all and see you soon!! ❤️
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username1: CONGRATULATIONS YOUR BEAM ROUTINE WAS MINDBLOWING 😭😘😘
teamgb: 2 golds, 3 silvers not too bad xoxo 🫡
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y/n: ❤️❤️
simonebiles: so proud! remember when you were just a little thing competing ! can hardly keep up with you now! 🩷
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y/n: I have been so grateful for all your support and coaching - even if i am team gb all the way! 😜😘
leahwilliamsonn: so so so so so proud of you, loved watching every second, you continuously make me proud little one !! ❤️😭
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y/n: ilysm sis ❤️
izzy.songhurst: GOWAN Y/N - SHES THE QUEEN OF THE BEAM AND THE FLOOR ROUTINE 🩷
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y/n: I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW SOON BRONZE THIS YEAR GOLD THE NEXT ❤️
alessiarusso99: I am so proud my baby <3
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y/n: You helped more than you will ever know my love xx
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ellatoone: 🤢🤢
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y/n: @joebunney come get your girl 🙄
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ellatoone: all gross love aside, well done our girl!! 😗
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y/n: 😊😗
maxwhitlock: Absolute legend, BRING ON Paris 😎😎
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y/n: 🇫🇷🇫🇷
username2: she was so good!!!! 😩😩
username3: She is SO pretty 🥺🥺
username4: WHY DID I NOT REALISE SHE WAS WITH ALESSIA??? 🤯🤯
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username5: THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWO YEARS?!!!!!
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username6: and their instas are basically shrines to each other wtf????
katie_mccabe11: showin them all how it’s done! xx
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y/n: took lessons from u clearly xo
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bethmead_: nahhh got it from me 😌😊
caitlinfoord: that photo of us all in the caps tryna be inconspicuous omg 😭
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y/n: lesbians united ig??
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username7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
britishgymnasticsofficial: ❤️❤️
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alessiarusso99 day in day out you have worked incredibly hard for this, never resting, never giving up. Words cannot express how proud I was seeing you receive those medals. I love you baby, well done amore mio xxx ❤️
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leahwilliamsonn: this is cute and also sickening …
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y/n: OI
username1: this IS the CUTEST THING 😭😭
username2: I NEED A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS NOW 😡😡
y/n: I love you so much baby! Thank you for being one of my biggest strengths! <3
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alessiarusso99: always xo
lucybronze: sickeningly cute! WELL DONE Y/N 🩷
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y/n: THANKS BESTIE 🩷
ellatoone: ew cooties
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y/n: ew ella toone
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alessiarusso99: behave you two!!
katie_mccabe: KISSING?? BEFORE MARRIAGE?
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jbeattie91: SHAMEFUL
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bethmead_: HOW DARE THEY!
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alessiarusso99: children… the lot of you 🙄
mbrighty04: loving this !! GO y/n!!
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y/n: 🥺😗
racheldaly3: LOVING YOU TWO!! 😩😩
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y/n: love you Rach!! 😘
viviannemiedema: WELL DONE BABY WILLIAMSON 🩷
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y/n: LOVE YOU TALL PERSON 🩷
esme.morgan: 🩷🩷🩷
username3: I feel like less is out of her league…
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username4: Yeah i feel like She would be happier with someone else 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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ellatoone: We don’t.
arsenalwfc: We LOVE supportive girlfriends 😫💋
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username5: WE LOVE THE ARSENAL ADMIN
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y/n best thing about getting to rest?
Getting to join arsenal women training ofc 🥹 (oh and getting to yell at Katie cause J is cool like that :))
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username1: hahahah she was allowed to go to training 😭😭
katie_mccabe11: I DON’T understand I was ONSIDE !
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y/n: na never
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katie_mccabe11: i hate you sm
arsenalwfc: Loved having you! content incoming gooners…
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username2: AHHHHH
alessiarusso99: cannot believe my team didn’t win honestly 🙄
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y/n: Just because you kiss me doesn’t mean I will give the foul! 🤷‍♀️
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leahwilliamsonn: THATS MY GIRL - don’t give into seduction 😩😘
ellatoone: real question is … Did you take a shot?
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y/n: Nahhhh didn’t wanna embarrass the girlies too much
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bethmead_: yeah yeah, keep talking Williamson
caitlinfoord: Honestly best ref we have EVER had 🩷
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y/n: Love youuuuuu Foordy 🩷
username3: How ? Was ? She ? Allowed ? In ? Training ? 😭😭
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username4: Well, she’s Leah’s sister and Lessi’s gf so I suppose they all like her !
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username5: Suppose? The entire team LOVES her !
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The camera zooms back from the Arsenal badge to show Alessia, Katie and y/n sat at a table laughing and they all smile at the camera.
“Hi I’m Alessia Russo.” Katie begins, Alessia laughing as she shakes her head.
“I’m y/n Williamson.” Alessia adds, causing y/n to glare.
“And I’m Katie Mccabe.” y/n says, a mock Irish accent in her voice which causes Alessia to giggle.
“Oi!” Katie says, leaning over to try and smack the younger girl but Alessia’s sharp light slap to Katie’s hand stops her.
“Ha!” y/n grins as Katie hisses like an angered cat.
“That’s not fair! She’s got her guard dog with her.” Katie jokes at the camera as Alessia rolls her eyes but she smiles none the less.
“Anyway…” y/n begins dragging out the ‘y’. “Today we are doing...” y/n begins. "What are we doing?" She then asks, causing the spectators to laugh.
The spectators in question were, Leah, Beth and Vivianne, all of who were sat happily on the sofa, watching the three on camera.
"Who knows who best." Katie says, Alessia rolling her eyes playfully when she realises they have been tricked into a couple's challenge for the youtube.
It was no secret the fans loved Alessia and y/n together, consistently finding their relationship adorable and loving the small amounts of content they were sometimes given.
"So, both Less here and baby Williamson, have whiteboards and they will be asked questions by me, of course, and have to write the answer down." Katie explains.
y/n holds up her whiteboard excitedly, her eyes sparkling as she grinned at the camera, missing the way her blonde lover smiled softly at her, eyes filled with soft love.
"Then, whoever gets the most right, wins." Katie says, she then picks up a card. "Right, what are Russo's two preferred positions?" Katie asks.
"Easy!" y/n grins as she begins to scribble across the board, Alessia chuckling as she does the same.
They two turn their boards around, Alessia smiling proudly at her girlfriend when she sees they have the same initials.
"Well done baby!" Alessia grins and y/n's cheeks flush at the term of endearment even after all their time together.
"Aw look at her!" Katie teases, leaning over to pinch y/n's cheek between her fingers, however the sharp hit which stops her makes her pout. "Again?" Katie whines at her fellow teammate.
y/n however grins at her protector, leaning over to peck her cheek sweetly, before glaring at her sister who fake gagged in disgust at the show of affection.
"Okay, movin' on." Katie hums. "What is y/n's favourite apparatus?" She asks before scoffing. "Even I know that!" She adds.
y/n smiles as she quickly writes her answer, Alessia doing the same as they count down from 3 before flipping their boards 'floor' both bright against the white.
"I knew that!" Beth says excitedly and y/n grins at her.
"I've always loved it, and found it so fun." y/n explains.
"Scares me half to death." Alessia denies as she remembers all the times she had watched her girlfriend jump and flip too high for her liking.
"It's my job Less." y/n defends with a laugh.
As the game continues it is clear the two girls know each other very well, both of them getting the other's question continuously correct until it was neck and neck and the last question.
"What is y/n's favourite beam dismount?" Katie asks.
Alessia pauses, shock in her face as she realises she doesn't know. Leah's mouth drops at the fact her sister's girlfriend doesn't know this and y/n looks mildly amused as she writes down.
"I don't know." Alessia admits. "I have no clue." She adds and Katie gasps as y/n turns her board around. Showing the g-valued dismount in black ink.
"Double tuck back salto with full twist." y/n says simply.
"Because you can land it every time." Alessia realises with a groan covering her face with her hands as Katie names y/n the winner.
As filming wraps up and y/n helps the crew put their things away, two lanky arms wrap around her waist and pull her into a corridor she didn't recognise.
"Can't believe you didn't know my dismount." y/n teases. "I mean, I love you so much, and know everything about you, but you don't even know my famous dismount." y/n continues.
Alessia whines, her lanky body pressing to the front of her girlfriend's as she buries her head in her lover's neck, causing her to have to bend quite a bit.
"Stop." Alessia huffs. "Its so many words to remember." She adds as y/n shakes her head.
"Don't love me." She teases as Alessia shuts her up with a chaste yet deep kiss.
The blonde striker's hands tighten around her waist, pulling her closer as her fingertips seemingly bruise into y/n's body from the strength of her grip.
The blonde angles her head down and left, giving her a better angle to press herself against her lover, her tongue pushing against y/n's slowly opening mouth.
After a moment of tongues clashing, the kiss slows Alessia's hands sliding up to gently cup y/n's face before keeping their lips pressed softly together for a moment more.
"Still think I don't love you?" Alessia asks, pulling away slowly, her teeth pulling y/n's bottom lip with her slightly.
y/n cannot function for a moment, the deep kiss sucking all the oxygen from her head and ability to breath from her body, the only thing in her mind being the smell of her girlfriend's perfume.
"I think you should do that once more, just so I'm sure you do." y/n smiles after regaining her ability to speak.
"Gladly, amore mio." Alessia murmurs, before moving her head back down to kiss her lover once more. After what felt like seconds, the two still pressed deeply together a shout ran out.
"MY EYES!"
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kyracooneyx: i was so in love with him 🥲
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lateatnewyork · 9 months ago
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HEY STEPHEN…
charlie bushnell x singer!reader
warnings: fluff, smau
summary: you release a new album !!
a/n I SWEAR ILL HAVE THE CHEST OF LOVE OUT BY THIS WEEK potential pt two if i finish the chest of love this week
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hearts4yn WERE GETTING AN ALBUM iamcharliebushnell no they would not 💯 ➔ dior.n.goodjohn she wrote a whole ass album 😭 ➔ ynln 🙈 gracieabrams AHAJWJJSNSNS ➔ ynln STOP ILY sabrinacarpenter yall are not ready for the photoshoot 🫣 ➔ ynln 😘 walkerscobell HEY STEPHEN !! ➔ ynln I KNOW LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING ➔ leahsavajeffries i taught him this. leahsavajeffries ALBUM !! ALBUM !! ALBUM !!!!!!!!! ➔ ynln ALBUM !!!!! dior.n.goodjohn IM IN LOVE WITH THIS ➔ ynln i’m in love with YOU ➔ iamcharliebushnell … i.am.andrewalvarez 🤫🧏‍♀️ ➔ ynln get out ➔ aryansimhadri 🤫🧏‍♀️ elliebellykim i’m so excited 😆 ➔ ynln MY GIRLLL ➔ aryansimhadri wtf man leenascobell RELEASE IT EARLY !!!! ➔ ynln @treepaine PLSSS this comment is now deleted ➔ ynln my manager won’t let me 😞 honeymoon oh my baby’s all grown up ➔ ynln PLS ILY taylorswift it’s ur 3rd album already !! i’m so proud of you 🤍 ➔ ynln CANT WAIT FOR TTPD
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liked by sabrinacarpenter, gracieabrams and others ynln i’m in love ‘fictional daydream’ version is now available on my store, with the bonus track “book of love” your support on this album has been so unwavering i thought i’d give you a couple of little presents.
as you know my album is coming out in 3 weeks (so close already), as a little thank you to everyone who has showed their love on this album i will be releasing ‘cherry on top’ NEXT WEEK !!
and for everyone who has been there for me since i posted covers with my bestie sab on youtube; IM GOING ON TOUR, the i’m in love world tour starts in 3 months !! tickets will be available at the same time as cherry on top releases
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taylorswift my childrennnn ➔ honeymoon our* children hearts4yn the first time in forever i felt like the grammys weren’t rigged moonchildswift help what am i doing wrong yn is 19 and has 2 grammys 4 vmas acting in two of the biggest shows of 2024 and a model ➔ user78 wait what were the shows ➔ moonchildswift she’s thalia in pjo and she’s flora in damsel (the new movie on netflix) ynloml MY QUEENSSSSS ynishearteyes YNNNNN ➔ iamcharliebushnell ur username is so real ➔ ynln 🙈 ➔ ynishearteyes HELPP
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hearts4yn IM GOING ON DUBLIN N3 ➔ ynloml SINGAPORE N6 ➔ ynismywife CINCINNATI N1 user56 YN LIKED fcklife MILLIE LIKED
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walkerscobell ew… ➔ ynln who gave him his account back iamcharliebushnell 💕 ➔ walkerscobell whipped ➔ iamcharliebushnell loud and proud liked by creator and 5400 others leahsavajeffries CUTIESSS dior.n.goodjohn MY girl elliebellykim aryan could never ➔ aryansimhadri EXCUSE ME ➔ ynln LOLLL
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a/n i’m literally gonna crash ramadan has started 😭 and we’re going to india on 5th of april so i’ll be afk for a month 🫶🏻 ALSO TT IS BANNED IN INDIA IMA HAVE TO DELETE IT 😭
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Hi. Can you make another social media files pt2 of logan and y/n???????? in this one they are publically simping over eachother and some other actor hits on y/n or logan in their comments and include other driver reaction. thanks alot. love ur work
american boy and his sassy norris pt2
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landonorris who goes to paradise without their brother. boo u suck
→ y/nnorris maybe because you don't stop yapping
→ maxfretwell @y/nnorris pls take him away liked by y/nnorris ❤️
oscarpiastri yeah who let u stay in their beachhouse
→ y/nnorris @oscarpiastri girl i'll give u cookies to pay u back, pipe down
jacobelordi woah hottest ever, hit me up xxx
→ y/n&logiebearfanclub uh wtf?
→ letsappenismyfav why is this guy hitting on her
→ maxverstappen1 @landonorris ?????
→ y/n'sbestfriend um wht
logansargeant mine ❤️❤️
→ y/nnorris ilysm logie
→ maxieboy why are they so cute wtffff
alexandrasaintmleux lovelyyyyy girlyy liked by y/nnorris ❤️
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logansargeant : omw to kill jacob mf elordi
y/nnorris : bubs ily, pls don't overthink this ok? he's just desperate
logansargeant : no he objectified u love, i'll run him over
y/nnorris : ok lets all breathe, logie ily now pick up the call
incoming call by y/nnorris - accept or decline ?
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protecting baby norris (groupchat created by maxverstappen1)
charles_leclerc : so we all saw that right?
maxverstappen1 : who is this guy even?
carlossainz : stalked his insta, movies suck
landonorris : he's the fucker who's in euphoria. and who is on my hitlist.
logansargeant : he's dead already.
oscarpiastri : guys breathe what's y/n saying?
logansargeant : she's laughing at him.
maxverstappen1 : LOL
landonorris : calling her now.
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y/nnorris i love u so much
y/nnorris come over now now now now
→ landonorris u disgust me
→ carlossainz yuccckkkk
alexalbon my brother in christ, u are a simp <3
oscarpookiepie these two istg- i wanna hug them
carlandoooo89 marry eachother lovelies
landonorris you guys are cute ig
→ author and now ur finally supportive
→ y/nnorris what are u doing here?
→ author giving u a happy ending with a lovely brother
→ y/nnorris ok ily ig <3
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i hope you enjoyed! happy reading <3 do send in more requests! as for pre existing requests- im working on it! lots of love ava
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formulawolff · 6 months ago
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✧˖° a day in the life ✧˖°
pairing: female!driver x toto wolff
summary: as the season progresses, you decide to share some of your favorite snapshots to your instagram. however, as you post more and more photos, the fans are beginning to really starting to wonder who that mystery man may be.
a/n: these posts are set between chapters vii, viii, and ix of alkaline! they aren’t really super time specific. they’re just around the time golden girl was in brackley, her travels through england, and of course, the races!
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lilymhe: oh my gosh!!! it’s me!!! ilysm!! 🥹
goldengirl: ofc!!! my bestie <3 ily more!!
goldengirlforever: these are so cute! 🤍
kikiayy: mother is mothering with the photo dumps lately
f1fanboy: i can feel her aura through the screen
alex_albon: who’s that cutie in the second photo? i need her number ASAP‼️
goldengirl: sorry but she doesn’t date nerds 🤓
alex_albon: if you keep bullying me, i’m going to go straight to james! i am not NOT messing around‼️👹😤
williamsracing: what’s 4 + 4? cause you ATE that! 💅🏻
f1fangirly: PLS WILLIAMS WHAT IS THIS!!?
goldengirlforever: i’m literally crying rn 😭 wtf
goldengirlstan: they really slayed with that comment though
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lewishamilton: why does it look like you’re in twilight in the first pic lol
mercedesgirly0420: ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
hastalavistababy: WHAT ON—
justaninchident: this is the weirdest crossover episode ever
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landonorris: can u send me the editing app u use you ur pics
goldengirl: idk can you use proper grammar first?
landonorris: can YOU send me the editing app that YOU use for YOUR photos? please and thank you mommy 🥺
landonorrisfan8383: MOMMY⁉️ 😳 HELLO⁉️
f1ismylife: WAIT WHAT IF LANDO IS THE MYSTERY MAN SHE HAS BEEN POSTING—
mclarengirly: OH MY GOD YOU COULD BE RIGHT!
goldengirl: ahahaha no. that’s not my man. it’s just an inside joke. nothing more, i promise :p
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goldengirl: recent travels ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
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lilymhe: you’re so cute i’m gonna throw up
goldengirl: i WISH a certain someone would flirt with me the way you do 😫
alex_albon: i’m still waiting on meeting the day you bring this mystery man to the paddock. 🤨
goldengirl: i will one day!
mercedesamgf1: hey! that looks familiar! 😎
goldengirl: thank you for showing me around! i had a great time! :)
hastalavistababy: THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.
goldengirlforever: PLEASE DON’T TELL US YOU’RE SIGNING WITH MERCEDES NEXT SEASON.
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lewishamilton: why didn’t you tell me you were in brackley? 🧐
goldengirl: because it was for business and not hanging out 🙄🤚🏻
mercedesfan737: BUSINESS?
ilovef1: this is getting insane. where is drive to survive when you need them? 😩 i hope they’re covering this for the upcoming season
formulaonefan4life: wdym business? this is fishy af.
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goldengirl: guys…. i literally had a meeting with some sponsors in london & then i decided to take a trip to brackley to see the mercedes hq & campus. just because i drive for williams doesn’t mean that i can’t just go look at the place 😭
totosgirl73738: it’s just a bit sketch because toto was in brackley the same time you were.
justaninchident: @totosgirl73728 girl… that man owns 33% of the company.. i think he works there.
totoswife1988: she’s just not making herself look good rn with all the affair rumors going around. that’s all. going out of her way to brackley to just “see” the mercedes is weird.
justaninchident: speculating about someone’s personal life is weird. 🥱
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landonorris: was the mercedes campus cool at least? sorry ppl are being nosy af
goldengirl: yeah! i got to meet a ton of their staff & saw a lot of behind the scenes stuff! come with me next time. we can try fish and chips!
landonorris: omg!! the boys and golden girl take a field trip!! we can visit george and eat beans on toast!
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alexandrasaintmleux: where can i fill out the application to be you? is there like a tutorial or something i can follow?
goldengirl: brb i’ll post one to tik tok right now! 🤭
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YAILA THE MEME LMAOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY AND CEWT 😭 thank you for the flower and wanting to fight... we shall keep our fists down, but i appreciate you so much, you know? 🥺
also uhm hospital ?? you better be okay, miss??!? >:O
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summer activities with the main 4
pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (aged up 18+)
summary; going to the water park/gas station with them
warnings; cussing, mention of drugs
a/n; sorry for being inactive!! i love you guys hope you enjoy<3
key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader
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so i feel like you guys would go to the water park because it's so hot. kyle is the one who suggested it because cartman can't stfu. "what the fuck it's so hot" "then how about we go to the water park tubby" "DON'T CALL ME TUBBY YOU STUPID J- that's actually not a bad idea" "shiii im down it's hot as fuck" "fr" "but not as hot as hot as me😘" "who said you were hot in the first place🤨" so all of you guys walked back to your houses and to go get ready. we all know kyle is the mom friend so he brings extra towels, sunscreen, and floaties and puts it in a suitcase. once you all meet up you guys just decided to walk there. "god kyle did you not get the memo were going to the waterpark not the airport🙄" "WELL CARTMAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOURSELVES YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN BRING A SINGLE TOWEL" "thanks for bringing us stuff mom ilysm🥰" "yeah yeah whatever let's just start walking" when you guys get there for some reason kenny and cartman BROUGHT A WHOLE ASS SPEAKER??? *random song playing on speaker* "AW DUDE WTH YOUR EMBARRISING US" "BITCHHH TURN THAT SHIT DOWNN😭" *kyle grabs the speaker and throws it into an "empty" pool* (rip to the kid who was in the pool) "come on stan and y/n lets go swim, but first we gotta put on sunscreen" "bro think's he's the main character💀" "im gonna fucking kill him" "bro thinks he's the villain 💀" your guys favorite thing to do at the waterpark is the slides for sure. or should i say it's you and kenny's favorite thing to do. "WOOHOOO WATER SLIDES Y/N LET'S GO" "YYASSS" "god they're so childish, real men make kids fall of slides" "CARTMAN NO-" so after you and kenny were finished with all the slides. you decided to invite stan because he hasn't done anything being the emo bitch he is🙄. "come on stan lets go next" "no" "yes" "no" he's only saying no because he's afraid he's gonna barf on you since. you guys have to hold each other tight on the slide. (it's in the rules😉) bro is not tryna get caught lacking with having a crush on you. yeah you guessed he finally said yes to you. "ARE YOU READDY STAN HOLD ON TIGHT" "oh god" *not even 5 seconds later* "BLEGHHHHH-" "EW DUDE SICK WTF" bro doesn't even say sorry cause he's too embarrassed. good thing kyle only saw you guys. cartman and kenny would've been laughing their asses off💀. "looks like someone threw a love bomb on you guys *wink*" "shut it kyle" anyways good thing kyle had his big ass suitcase prepared with towels and extra bathing suits. at the end of the day kenny is flirting with the life guards and cartman is torturing kids. but you, stan, and kyle always look foreword to the sunset each day and luckily. the water park has a perfect view for that so you guys were excited. (you guys got kicked out before the sunset)
after getting escorted out the water park you decide to go your local gas station for slushies and snacks. "you guys you guys w-wait up" "come on cartman walk faster" "CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING STAN WE JUST CAME FROM THE WATER PARK" "yeah like 2 mintues ago" "LAST ONE WHO GETS THERE HAS TO PAY FOR ALL OUR STUFF" all of you guys start zooming just to piss off cartman. "GODAMMIT WAIT UP" when you guys finally arrive (yes you guys waited for cartman) the cashier always has a look of terror on his face because he knows that you guys. might end up buying the whole store, or accidently set it on fire. "LOOK Y/N SOUR CANDY OUR FAVORITE" "BY THE WHOLE ROW RN" "oh no no no you guys we aren't doing this again." he's only saying this because one time you and kyle ate so much sour candy that you guys passed out. when stan saw you guys he thought y'all did c0k3 because there was white powder everywhere. in reality it was sour dust💀. so he's still traumatized from sour candy because he thought his best bud and future gf died. "stan relax we won't even eat this much this time, right kyle?" "righttt" meanwhile kenny and cartman are fucking up the slushie machine. "kenny i'll give you $5 if you pour slushie into your shoes" "alr bet"*puts slushie in shoes* "BAHAHA KENNY YK I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU $5 FOR THAT" "ik that's why im gonna drink it nothing ain't going to waste😈" "look kenny real men drink out of the slushie machine not their shoes🤓" "you guys are you ready to go🙄" "nah hold up dude lemme get my razzberry slush real quick" as stan tries to get his slush the machine literally explodes everywhere😭. "AH SHIT" "HAHA STAN YOU DUMB BITCH" "ah hell nah smurf nut exploded everywhere" "HAHAH SMURF NUT" "fuck it i say we make a run for it and never come back we can't this shit in time" "at this point yeah😭" "and you guys know damn well none of us brought cash" "NO WAY KYLE BEING A MAN FOR ONCE AND TRYNA STEAL WOAHHH😮" "SHUT IT F@T@SS THEY'RE GONNA HEAR US" "LETS GO THE CASHIER IS SLEEPING" "HELL YEAH FREE STUFF" "PURR LET'S GO😜" you guys ran out with all your snacks and never came back😭. but we all know kyle is gonna come back and repay for the damages and stealing. until he see's photos of himself and you guys on the door saying your banned. "oh fuck"
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blorbusshmorbus · 6 months ago
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Dune part 2 dashboard simulator
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hey guys just a heads up (literally for you guys I'm fighting lololol) (I'm going to behead you) (I promise) (:3) my uncle says I'm not allowed to have a party as wild as last year, so no blood sacrifices this time :(
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do it anyway lol
#a third "atredies" has entered the arena #we only have enough drugs for two lol #might just blame it on the Baron #fingers crossed it works
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Istg if the new reverend mother brings her weird musty son to this place I might actually quit.
#fr he looks like he eats them
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I hate arakkis. I've told my father that I hate arakkis so many times. But guess where we're going on holiday??? A-FUCKING-RAKKIS
Istg it's actually child abuse at this point.
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maybe you should just give it back to us lmao
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why is that bald freak kinda...
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does anyone know if they do baja blast in South Arrakis? craving some rn
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I know a place dw
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MOM WTF I ALMOST DIED
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He almost died! AS WRITTEN!!!!!!
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It's the way
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riding a sandworm with my bf <333
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Romeo and Juliet | RC5 x Reader
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pairing . . . rafael camara x non!famous!reader
summary . . . When an iconic kiss happens after Rafael's championship win, fans dig deep to find out who the mystery girl is
request . . . kind of?
word count . . . N/A
warnings . . . none! just some badly translates portuguese bc i dont speak it...
faceclaim . . . random girls from pin // reader isn't fluent in portuguese so she doesn't speak it much but i'll put translations when she does
alexavia yaps . . . legit had this in my drafts for like a week ive been procrastinating this for AGES like idk why?? SO SORRY ITS SHORT </3 anyway i hope you guys like this bc its a bit rushed and kinda shitty like.... also theres gonna be some prema driver features so yeah!!
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rafaccamara88 minha linda menina. eu te amo mais do que tudo. tenho muita sorte de ter você na minha vida para me apoiar e me animar. te amo ❤ (my beautiful girl. i love you more than anything ever. i am so lucky to have you in my life to support me and cheer me on. love you) tagged: yourusername
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