#ily typhon

[tired-dunsparce]

If you were an Animal Crossing villager I think you'd be a lazy alligator. 🐊❤️

thnks ily<3 i am lazy af. and been called an alligator a few times to so I guess I’m legally a scalie now

[typhonserpent]

Hi! So I've never played monster rancher, but I looked at your tag for it and it looks super cool. Any suggestions for what game to start with? :3

Monster Rancher 4 on the ps2 I'd say is a great place to start! In my opinion it's the best one in the mainline series. You start off with a pretty easy to raise Garu, who holds the added bonus of being freaking adorable!

It's a bit hard to get people into a game series that was in its prime 20 years ago, but Monster Rancher 4 has this visual novel style of storytelling that I think really holds up to the test of time.

If you decide you can put up with the old graphics then definitely give the earlier games a try. There's easter eggs that reference previous games and every one brings something different to the table while keeping the way you raise monsters largely the same.

It's worth noting that these games are pretty old and rare and it'll be hard to find a physical copy. The ones I have are the pride and joy of my games collection. I normally hesitate to publicly encourage emulation, but seeing as how Sony has tragically decided these games aren't worthy of re release, I'd recommend visiting a site like wowroms.

And remember you're going to need more than one disc! (╯✧▽✧)╯if you're new to the series you might not know the coolest thing about it. Monster Rancher has a unique feature where monsters are sealed in "disc stones", which are really just games, dvds, and cds you have laying around the house. Put one in and you'll get a monster, and it isn't random either, you'll always get the same monster from the same disc.

I can't tell you how much I want to ramble on but I think I should save some for others to discover. ^^; But OH man feel free to ask me anything about these games I love them.

[sonsoftyphonau]

does ichi like ear scritches????? i must know!!😖💗 (and hi lemon💗 i love youu💗💗💗)

[cruddyborderlandstheories]

This is H2o au related so if u don't care for H2o au pls ignore (test post pls ignore)

How do I do a Read more on mobile

Fuck it ur all cursed with knowledge now

bitch is back on pc here’s a read more

I finally figured out the fucking TIMELINE for H2o au

That is the list of planets the black ops squad will be visiting on Serendipity (that's the name of their ship, it's the one they got after they had to scrap the Lorelei). Start: Pandora (obviously. They were all abandoned by Dahl). Then Eden-5 (I wanted a civilian/city based planet and hey it sounds like Gaige lives in, like, a suburb, so.) then Aphrodite (VENUS AMBASSADOR) which is a planet I (hopefully) made up to fit the venus ambassador plot I have going on (they get a politician sentenced to death by posing as him blah blah, long story, amazing song). Pandora again for a fun little climate changing jaunt to push people away. Junpai-7 BECAUSE GEARBOX WON'T STOP MENTIONING IT (also Cutlord Karuu is a vampire pirate queen and you all can fight me on that) where Zane meets Clay :D!! Then Erebus for the Obsidian Black (hynnng) part 1. Gaea for the Hephaestus United, then back to Erebus for Obsidian Black 2: Electric Boogaloo (also titled: Barnabas, you bastard) (also also titled: I cried writing up the concept for this because I hate killing characters).

Also imma just say it, the Eridians are straight bastards in this AU. Crazy scientist bastards. They have a huge god complex (and I mean so does the Obsidian Black Dr. Denman so HEY (BUT I MEAN WHICH CORPORATION DOESNT AY LMAO)) and we all are their 4th grade silver medal science fair project. They're kicking back in their home dimension drinking, idk, martinis or some shit, whatever it is aliens drink to get wasted, and, uh, eating... Croissants. Croissants aren't even like soley rich people food why the fuck did I pick croissants wtf. I should've said, like, lobster. And laughing at us. They are LAUGHING at us right now. Bastards. Stupid, science, God-complex having BASTARDS. See. It's like. When the corporations tested on the humans with THEIR science fair projects, now they have to realize that THEY are now being tested on with God's science fair projects. Fuck you Hyperion eat a bag of dicks. (not you Vaughn, kisses, ur perfect. Also Athena if you're you know. Running Hyperion now. Wait also Gladstone even tho ur dead. Bby ILY. AND TIMTAMS how could I forget the cookie bar).

I'm like bringing myself to tears with how much I love this au so much I just *bigg sniff*. It makes me so happy, I love werewolves and vampires and merfolk and psychics and I can just smash it all together like I'm in 2nd grade with 3 cans of different colored play dough and just this once Mr. Celebirdy can't tell me I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ART.

Like Troy, I let him inherit the psychic-ness from his dad. So he's like a godtier psychic because it's hysterical and that's it that's my reasoning for every single thing in this au. Meanwhile hiromis over here like 'uh, something bad MIGHT happen in 30 seconds. Wait and find out like the rest of us. Loser." I mean I guess Troy would also do that but not because. He literally doesn't know, just because he is kinda an asshole and would do that. Like can we all agree Typhon randomly being able to find Vaults is Hella sus. Like the fact he was shidding in Jakobs manor and then just got up and walked towards where the Vault would be??? Like. Ya Boi is psychic. Only logical explanation here shut up its the only. Logical explanation I am not taking any other answers.

Hammerlock is a werewolf? Yes because a posh hunter gentleman turning into a big pubby who loves hunting with a hat on is hysterical to me. Double for Aurelia who is EVEN MORE posh and ITS TOTALLY UNBECOMING OF A WOMAN AS RICH AS ME, DARLING. But awoo. What if Aurelia is just the tiny pubby. Like Hammerlock is a big fuckin majestic as hell wolf and Aurelia is like. Tiny fluff ball. Oh my god. Yes. Also Wainwright with his werewolf boyfriend husband because the echo memes are too good.

And zer0 is a dullahan because imagine the fucking hype behind Zer0 FINALLY taking their helmet off for the first time. Everyone is like :D Omg. And it's happening and it's happening and THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING THERE. Also the fact that Zane 1. Knows Zer0 from past bar experiences and 2. Has had some of his best nights start with just a head. Well it's the perfect recipe for them meeting. Just imagine the chaos that would happen in that single bar.

Also Ember is another merperson because I think that would make the line "marry me. I mean, uh, yes," extremely funny with that context because when else are you gonna find another merperson that escaped the forced psychological chains of Junpai-7. Also she likes fire!!!! It's perfection. She's perfection. I mean what? Huh?

Also I really like Tannis so of course she has a huge part in this AU (hello Megan) as the Lewis-esque character. Tho I might have plans for her in the future :) because Tannis best girl and I would die for her.

[ataraxiamfrp]

hi mods! it's eris. i realized i forgot a little bit on morgan's app for the typhon form power - could i please have "additionally, a phantom causes electronics in its immediate vicinity (especially lights and screens) to flicker/spark/malfunction until it moves away." appended to the end of typhon form, please? thank you so much & sorry for the fuss ily ❤

hello eris!

that’s fine, morgan’s app was amended for you!

☆ mod cadenza

[tired-dunsparce]

🎂🐶🔶🍔🍦🍭👣⚽️🎮⌛️🎈🛍💸⭕️💠⚜🐻🐝🐋

🎂- When’s your birthday? December 29,1994

🐶- Favorite animal? Oppossum I think

🔶- Favorite color(s)? I like Cyan, Forest Green, and Pink. Cyan and Pink fav combo

🍔- Favorite food? My mutuals cause y’all a snacc. It changes often between Chicago style deep dish cheese pizza, Chicken N’ Dumplins (heavy on the dumplins) , Mozzarella Sticks, and Gator Jerky.

🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor? Coffee

🍭- Favorite candy? IDK. Really like anything sour or Raspberry flavor. Also bit o’ honey but I have Arkansas teeth so can’t eat ‘em

👣- What do you like to do in your spare time? Viddy gaemes. I also like urban explorations. playing with any wild aminal I can find, and drinking craft sodas. When I had a job half my paycheck went to craft sodas I’m bad at money and basically dril but instead of candles soda.

⚽️- Do you like any sports? yeah I’m secretly a jock. in 5th grade i could 10 1 handed pull ups in a minute. Played basketball most of life and played for school but stopped after 9th grade season because of concussion.

🎮- Favorite video game(s)? Any pokemon game (shocker), basically any bethesda rpg (the make AMAZING games they just don’t make them well)

⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in? I wake up, then tumblr/youtube/twitch all day, then sleep ;v;

🎈- Share a childhood memory! I have vary few! My family called me and my twin pinkie and the brain. I was really smart and my twin was double my size so I would make plans and he’d be dumb muscle/distraction. We had pro twin strat at stores I would run one way he the other. Older bro was nick at night because his name is nick and if you lost him you wouldnt find him until night like the time he got bored and stole a school bus.

🛍- What was the last purchase you made for? I bought hot and sour soup 2 weeks ago. I go to therapy every 2 weeks. It’s $4 and dad gives me $10 and it’s in strip mall so I’ll use that $6 to buy something and tip the rest.

💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first? The HIGHEST end gaming computer with cool lights because I am a gamer with ADHD and I LOVE lights. It’s why I want to go to Vegas just to see the neon lights.

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon? (-)vv(-)

💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own? My friendship with you bro

⚜- What is the most precious thing you own? My friendship with you bro

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals? yes a bunch of pokemon ones. Including one I took to a mongolian resturant right after buying and ate with it. I also have Hamtaro plush I cried when I left at friends house so i walked through snow crying to get it back. And my first one a beanie baby jellyfish named goochy

🐝- Favorite season? I used to like summer because I was sterotypical Arkansas boy who walked everywhere shirtless and shoeless. Now I don’t leave house often and bad air conditioning so spring :’)

🐋- share a Weird/funny story? I went to moore oklahoma after the tornadoes and there is a picture of me in local newspaper where everyone is standing but you can only see part of face because we helped an old lady cut down a MASSIVE cottonwood tree and she had a Pomeranian and I refused to stand because I made friends with dog and It was giving me kisses. The only other time in newspaper was because I was on jump rope team and won favorite member by the schools we performed and the pic I have jump rope in mouth doing the worm.

[tired-dunsparce]

Can whales get rabies?

yes. All mammals have the ability to contract rabies but it would basically have to be on porpoise for them to get it.

[tired-dunsparce]

I imagine you look like hipster jesus.

yep. thats the look i’m going for.

[tired-dunsparce]

Pokemon ask meme 15, 16, 21

15. Jessie or James? Hard one since both really good character. James because I like how he interacts with pokemon.

16. Best contest category? (Cute, smart, beautiful, tough, cool) Beautiful because I like using sunny day morning sun beautifly combo

21. Best Rival? I like Bianca. I’ve always liked the clumsy but super nice and bubbly character.

[tired-dunsparce]

Wh... what is a mock berry

This. Basically just like the strawberry it’s none poisoness but is tasteless.

wild strawberry size (not me just googled searched size)

[tired-dunsparce]

Tagged by @typhonserpent

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

Fav colour(s): Cyan

Top 3 fav ships:

Gortys x Loaderbot

Gortys x Loaderbot

Gortys x Loaderbot

Last song:

Pokemon Johto: Movie Version

Last movie:

Straight up haven’t watched a movie in years. I watch let’s plays on youtube instead.

Currently reading:

Haven’t read book since I graduated college like 2 years ago.

[tired-dunsparce]

I LOVE armadillos even though I never seen one in real life. I loved them so much as a kid that my dad bought me an armadillo plush which I still have (his name is Tex btw) and when he went on vacation to Austin he sent me back three postcards with armadillos on them.

:OOOOOOOOOO I’m from Arkansas so they are pretty common. I’d play with them but they can have leprosy :(

[tired-dunsparce]

Gulpin for the Pokemon rating thing!

9/10

I love how sleepy he is. I relate to that as I am tired. Plus BIG MOUTH!!! And being from Arkansas and Pine Bluff being Bass capital of the world I am legally obligated to like big mouths.

Emerald shiny sprite. Blue shinies are the best. It was a 9/10 but now 10/10 BECAUSE HE A GOOD BOI JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A SMOOCH!!!

[tired-dunsparce]

Race: gnome. Class: paladin.

Thanks. I like to think I am a paladin. I have a ministry degree so the whole religious fighter makes since especially since I love being tank in any game I do.

[tired-dunsparce]

For the bored people post: 69 >:3c

69. what movie quotes do you use of a regular bases? idk i dont really watch movies. i say dude a bunch which technically is bill and ted, a movie ive never seen.

[tired-dunsparce]

Bother my ask box: 42, 44, 48

42: What was the last thing you ate? 7 pancakes with heart shaped chocolates cooked into it

44: Have you ever had a near-death experience? For the first year of my life i looked so weak the doctors told my parents that I was probably going to get SIDS so he slept with me under arm on couch for first year of my life. And before I was 3 I had 2 asthma attacks, 2 feveral seizures, and asthma attack and seizure at same time. THe seizures where the stare off into space kind not the spasm kind. And after 3 years old other than occasional pneumonia I was out of the hospital for the most part.

48: Do you like yourself? nope! :D