#ily t33thy

[slaasherslut]

@rottent33th and I decided to make a fun little quiz! Check it out and let us know what you got! Feel free to tag others as well! 🖤

[vincent-sinclair-deserved-better]

@t33thys-tomb @ace-of-hearts-and-spades ily kissing ur faces

[slaasherslut]

Its been one year since I first sent my bestie @rottent33th an ask and said I loved her work, and i still do! I remember being so new to the community. I found one of your Bo Sinclair fics and loved it so much i went through your whole masterlist that day. We interacted on the dash a bit and I was shocked and giddy that you ended up messaging me. You sent me a picture of Brian Van Holts ass and weve been besties ever since. DFHDJKHGFJDS HAPPY FRIENDIVERSARY BESTIE MWAH MWAH MWAH

also i wanna find that picture of bvh's ass so bad. its a relic.

[slaasherslut]

Milo Halloween headcanons pls pls pls 🥺

Omg T33thy thank you so much for this hjbhdfvgf

imma put this under a cut because i went a little too hard

Halloween is his favourite holiday!

Before his parents died, it was tradition for Milo to finish his homework after school with some spooky movies in the background as he worked. The he would eat dinner and his parents would take him trick or treating.

His mom always said "it was a match made in heaven" because all of the candy Milo didn't like were his dads favorites.

He was very adamant about dressing up as a vampire multiple times growing up.

Theres a photo floating around somewhere of a baby Milo in a little pumpkin costume.

His aunt wasn't too happy about him celebrating it but he moped enough that she got sick of it and let him go trick or treating.

As he grew up, he transitioned from watching spooky child friendly Halloween movies every October to horror splatter fests.

He usually spends Halloween night with some pizza, beer and horror movies that he meticulously planned.

Even though no one sees his house on Halloween, he still decorates it.

A lot of which are vintage that he found in the basement when he moved in.

He can see the cemetery through the trees since all of the leaves are gone. He sometimes has to chase local kids out of the cemetery on Halloween night if he sees flashlights shining around.

He fills those pumpkin bags with leaves and puts them around the cemetery. Mostly around the tool shed and the front gate.

He loves carving pumpkins! He always does spooky elaborate faces. Its where his artistic skills and his love of Halloween come together.

In relation to pumpkin carving, he saves all the seeds and roasts them.

[slaasherslut]

Being my friend is just getting sent shit like:

You're my favorite goth moth 🖤

And youre my favorite barbie buggie and ilysm bestie mwah mwah MWAH

Also the fact that i cant hug you is CRIMINAL

[slaasherslut]

Bestie... you.... you know what I'm here for *rasped breathes while I sweatily slips these asks in your pms*

2, 5, 7, 8, 14

If my bestie wants horny Milo content, shes getting horny Milo content. I GOT YOU BBG <3333

Are they a “the socks stay on during sex” kind of person?

Nah. Unless its a quickie somewhere other than his bed where hes not getting naked, then the socks are coming off too. Milo doesn't like wearing socks in bed so they would be coming off. Honestly they would probably slip off when he takes his jeans off anyways lol

Do they have any really out-of-left-field kinks/fantasies? Maybe even something that they wouldn’t necessarily want to act on but have still thought about?

Milo has never tried it with a partner but hes always wanted to dabble in cnc. He probably wouldn't with most partners, only if one was genuinely into it. His want for knife play might also weird some people out too but be he cant place why it turns him on so much.

Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving.

Milo likes both giving and receiving consensual pain during sex, but mostly giving. The most extreme he would go though is probably giving his partner a little nick with his knife. He likes the pain of his partner raking their nails down his back or digging their nails into his wrist when the pleasure is just too much.

How often do they have sex dreams?

Probably a few times a week. He has sex dreams when its been a while since he got laid or jacked off.

If they send nudes, are they tasteful or just quick pics?

Milo doesn't send nudes very often so when he does he tries his best to take tasteful looking nudes. Hes self conscious so he wants them to look hot. He'll also send little videos too of him pumping his cock or just fondling himself

Asks

[slaasherslut]

The new theme looks oh so sexy wife 🥴😩 gonna have me walking around the rest of the week like:

Oh my god everyone look how sweet my wife is shes amazing 🖤

I guess this will also double as my NEW THEME DROP POST 🚨🚨🚨

Its pretty and i quite like it ☺️🖤

[slaasherslut]

Immediately thought of Milo:

Milo gasps. "Oh my god! Are you kidding!? Thats insane!" He immediately grabs it. "Only $12.99? Thats a steal!"

Thank you bestie, he wanted a tv to put in his shed for when he's working, so that's perfect! Even only if it only displays a tormented screaming soul. If it's fake, he got a cheap tv, if its real, he's got some company🤷‍♀️🤣

[slaasherslut]

Sooooooo you remember how I use to make outfits on that app when we first met? Weeeellllllllllllll I made Milo one. 🫣😩

I love him so much it's honestly ridiculous

*SCREAMS AND CRIES AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS*

OH MY GOOOOOD EVERYONE LOOK WHAT MY WIFE MADE

AND YOU REMEMBERED HES A JEWELRY GUY

AND OH MY GOD THE SOCKS

This is amazing. You know your bf so well 🥺 T33th this is the greatest surprise ive ever had im gonna think about this forever i need to do one for my bf Cal omg thank you so much ilysm 🥺🖤🖤🖤

Everyone go smooch her rn i demand it

[slaasherslut]

I literally love that we started talking about Laid to Rest because I was rewatching it and I kept telling you how Jesse Cromeans fucks and go to my dash to see you watching the first one while I start the sequel 🤣🖤

HGDBFHJGFJGFHJ HAHAHAHAHA🤣

Its been on my watchlist for AGES and you sold me on it. YOU SAID HE FUCKS AND HES BIG AND SLAASHY IS INTERESTED! SHE IS LOOKING!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!! MAKE ME A STAR IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES DADDY!!

[slaasherslut]

Milo and I texting be like:

THE ENERGY BETWEEN YOU TWO IS UNMATCHED OH MY GOD I LOVE IT

5 minutes later you're egging on the spirit to take over and Milo is laughing like "I'm trying to cook dinner! Cut it out, sweets!"

[slaasherslut]

Ily so much wifey 🥺💞🦷

Wifey 🥺🖤🦷🔪

Ilysm 🥺🖤

I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH SHES SO AMAZING AND LOVELY AND THE FACT THAT I CANT SMOOCH YOUR FOREHEAD RN IS A CRIME!!

*smooches forehead from a distance* MWAH

[slaasherslut]

I associate you with being a goth bad bitch-

Tombstones, baking, slasher films, surrealist art, for some reason I'm convinced you smell like red roses (but this is just me making assumptions since those are your favorite flowers).

Oh my god bestie A GOTH BAD BITCH!? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😩🖤 All of those things are amazing and i adore them, even if the baking is very 'one of these things is not like the others' lol. Being associated with tombstones is everything to me. Also not me crying cause you remember my favorite flower 🥺 and dont ask me why cause i have no idea whatsoever but im convinced you smell like fresh baked bread and lilacs. Like i said I HAVE NO IDEA WHY i think maybe just cause its sweet and comforting idk but ILY

[slaasherslut]

This is some shit that I think Milos chaotic ass would do:

He fucking would oh my god.

And he didn't even put it up for aesthetic reasons. He literally put an ax in his own wall out of anger and knew if he took it out he would have to fix it so my man just left it there.

and because it wasn't an "on purpose" decoration there's paint chips all over the floor and gaping hole in the wall around it. It will probably fall out someday but for now 🤷‍♀️🤣

[slaasherslut]

Hmmmmm what aboutttt

Calder x Kari (I think that could be interesting!)

Oli x Ava!

Me x Milo

AAHHHHHH BESTIE!! Yes yes let me rant at you about our babies

Cal x Kari oh my god These two would be nothing but pure softness. They both have the golden retriever bf/gf energy and its so adorable. Im not sure how much of a deal breaker lycanthropy is for Cal but Kari would love to have a normal person who knows about her affliction and still love her without wanting to put a silver bullet in her chest.

Oh my god Cal x Kari are the golden retriever duo and Oli x Ava are the black cat duo. Also I LOVE THE IDEA OF THEM TOGETHER OMG?? Its a win win for them. Oli gets to have someone who likes the night life as much as he does and Ava gets to live out her vampire fantasies AND THEY BOTH LOOK HOT TOGETHER just two broody looking hot babes i love it.

Okay i think we all know how i feel about Teethy x Milo and I SHIP IT SO HARD ARE YOU KIDDING THEYRE MY NUMBER 1 BABIES!! The sheer amount of fics and moodboards ive made for these two is incredible. 20/10

[slaasherslut]

☆ put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. It's time to spread positivity 💜🧚🏻‍♀️

T33th the bestest bestie in the whole wide world i need a hug rn please im on my knees I NEED IT PLEASE IM BEGGING MY WIIIIFE🖤🖤🖤