#ily slimy animals

[wordfather]

hey its okay so many slimy animals that daily top 10 channel had to list 20

[the-starry-seas]

Fox is a city boy and I'm gonna make him act like it. A horse snorts at him and he genuinely thinks that's the same thing as a massiff growl. It's a warning to him specifically and he is taking it seriously. Breha why are you still touching it. What do you mean it likes pets. It growls.

Yeah!!! He'd be a good dad and I stand by that! Also Kit is a delightful shiny who deserves the world. Or three parents and a place in the royal family.

Even sounds adorable and I support Fox having a tubie so much. And I support Even catching random small animals and bringing them home. I feel like Fox would be fine with lizards and insects, but once something's slimy he's just NOPE. BYE. GOOD LUCK.

I hope by 'jumps on him' you mean that it gets right on his face. Fox ily but it's gonna be so funny.

blogging

[details-later]

Bo Sinclair with a S/O thats acts like Lester

a/n: thanks @kainscape cape for giving me this idea you a homie and ily <33 also this accidently turned into Bo in a relationship in general 

Warnings: Talks of bugs and dead animals, Kidnapping (briefly mentioned), Toxic relationship ( its Bo we are talking about he’s not the best)

pre-relationship:

When you first arrived in Ambrose and Lester was bringing you into town you both just clicked. You could respect Lester for being so passionate about the dead animals he disposed of while he was very happy to just have a visitor that wasn't put off by him. It almost made him want to turn around and not lead you to the horrors of the town. 

However, He knew that Bo had spot you last night so he couldn't just let you go or he could possibly face his own demise.

Once Lester does get you into Ambrose you can almost see in his face the guilty he has  for leading you to your possible death.

Meeting Bo was interesting to say the least having walked in on him blasting some rock music and flipping through some NSFW magazine was definitely not how you expected to meet the towns mechanic. When you cleared your throat to get his attention you were shocked to meet the eyes of such a handsome man.

Bo would flash you a wolfish grin and start chatting you up  and fail

He would end up being too forward with you and getting frustrated when you brushed it off anytime you noticed something on the floor like a cool little bug.

Even though Bo got frustrated with your spacy tendencies and odd attraction to the curious bugs squirming about he took quite a shine to you. Bo decided to spare you however he did still kidnap you (how else would he get you to stay :/)

During the relationship

Bo as a boyfriend is hands down horrible like yes he is handsome but lets not ignore is perverse thoughts and tendencies. He would probably keep you down in the basement of the gas station until Stockholm syndrome has finally set in. Once it does he will quickly condition you into a sweet s/o and your past interests would be pushed out of you brain. Its not like Bo would want to be with a carbon copy of Lester.

Bo would control every aspect of your life once its solid in his brain you wont leave. 

While Bo is known as a creepy weirdo given his hobbies in the basement he would try to maintain you as a pure person he would quickly change your wardrobe from the grimy flannels and such to pristine whites and light colors as to give a angelic aura to you. 

His changing of your appearance helps him remove you from how Lester acts. He almost becomes like an etiquette teacher to you. Telling you that good partners don't talk about the new deer skull they found in the woods, or good partners don't go chasing slimy frogs around the pond.

He would almost brain wash you into being a sweet obedient partner that only speaks when spoken to and if you rebelled against it and made a fool of yourself he will not hesitate to make your life hell on earth.

[kazuwhora]

Hello~ may I request a matchup, plz?♡

I'm an infp 9w8 female and I'm also biromantic asexual. My zodiac is aries sun, virgo moon and capricorn rising. Also my love language is physical touch and quality time^_^♡

Personality: I'm an independent person who knows how to ask for help. I'm usually seen as intimidating at first, which is why some people get surprised at my friendly and affectionate traits. I can be quite quiet but also very talkative, it depends on my mood or the subject. I have two younger brothers who means the world to me, but I'm not so protective of them. I'm quite laid back and chill. Altough if someone dear to me got attacked, I'll not hesitate to protect that person. However I only attack if my friend doesn't do it before me. I'm open minded and I'm very interested in subjects that are seen as taboos, for example the mafia, tattoos, gangs and sexual topics. Also my dream career is being a tattoo artist with my own studio.

Hobbies: drawing, train kickboxing, reading fanfictions and manga, scroll internet and listen to music.

Likes: tattoos, anime, music, coffee, some taboos, martial arts, games, cafes, food and cuddles.

Dislikes: too strong morals, too dependent people, insects, lies, slimy things and overly religious people and beliefs.

Habits: I tend to daydream a lot and forget some things-_-"

I hope this wasn't to much text and I wish you a nice year!♡

hello fellow ace ily and you are very welcome on this blog w me and my asexuality LOL

im matching you up with pretty boy ran! (didnt even have to think much abt this one)

you and ran are just a nice, easy breezy duo. what more could you ask for really? he's a bit of an airhead, I cannot lie to you there. but it's fine, he's a sweet airhead that also likes to make you happy and will do anything to see you smile.

ran is appreciative of your laid back nature. once you're able to break through with him, he finds it rather charming, and much enjoys your ability to adjust to being quiet or talkative. as an ISTJ, ran will value stability and routine, something your earth dominated big 3 can bring to the table.

ran is also the type of person to want to keep you somewhat hidden from the life he lives. he wont necesarrily hide it from you, but he wont be willing to talk in great detail about what he does during the day. as an INFP, this might be something you'll struggle with as INFP's tend to gravitate towards knowing the full extent of their partner. but something about ran's charm and the way he smiles down on you will make you forget all about being annoyed that he wont tell you about his day beyond "it was good love' and even though he wont really wanna tell you about his day (despite you knowing the shit that goes on) what he will do is gladly do kickboxing with you partly because he thinks its a good opportunity to make sure you're capable of handling yourself if things ever went sour, and also partly bc my boy is really only good at hitting people with objects besides his body ok so please help him a little but don't make it obvious you're helping him or he'll get a little pouty and beg you to do something different.

if anyone is gonna support your career dream its gonna be ran. he loves to sit there and watch you draw, and he'll definitely poke and prod at you to draw things he likes just because he wants to see you're thinking about him when you're immersed in drawing. he's an airhead like I said so he'll probably be hanging out on the couch with you while you draw, and he'll get a sticky note and a pen thats half dead and start drawing the ugliest fucking portrait of you like its really bad he's not good and then he'll show it to you like here!!! look what I did!!! and you'll have to just smile and nod otherwise his feelings will be hurt even though he knows its bad and he wont talk to you for the rest of the night to see how far you'll go for his attention.

sugar daddy ran will buy you a studio space and everything you need to be an artist dont worry <3

[mrs-theirin]

47 + 60!

47. Best antagonist in the series?

That one’s tough but I’d have to say Loghain! The Archdemon doesn’t really feel like an antagonist to me? It’s kinda just...an animal? Meredith/Orsino never felt like villains to me (just people I didn’t agree with) and neither did the Arishok (I really like the Arishok). And we all know how we feel about Corypheus sklghskghs. He had such promise and it all went away after IYHSB, although that quest really does make me feel stuff.

Loghain is somebody I did (and still do) actively hate. He was smart, conniving, and slimy, and he knew how to manipulate people. He’s the one who did things right (in terms of being a villain, not actually doing good things gklshgkl).

60. Who do you wish had been given more story?

Probably Zevran or Fenris? I feel like we haven’t gotten enough of either of them and I love them both so dearly so I’d love to see them again. Also Carver/Bethany. I feel like they deserved better.

thanks for asking wes!!!! ily

[ariyadaivaris]

artemidi replied to your post “BUZZ TALK TO ME ABOUT HEEL COUPLE ARIYA/JACK TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM...”

I WANNA MARRY THIS ENTIRE POST?? Oh gosh you make such a valid point about Jack being even more distant now? Like he's not only /broken/ but he's also got all his issues and if you read this through the lgbt+ spectrum (which I am) of course this takes a distinct turn!! I'm??? I haven't thought about that but now my brain can't stop thinking about it??? And Brian, damn anime villain Brian is in the mix too! Face!Ariya dealing with Heel!Jack is far more interesting AND NOW I WANT MORE???

205 LIVE IS SAVING MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND I NEED U TO BE ON THE WRITERS BOARD (I THINK U ARE ALREADY CAUSE YESTERDAY'S EP WAS A PRODUCT OF YOUR MIND) BECAUSE I WANT THIS TO BE EXPANDED AND GOSH NOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIFT!!! LIKE ALL THE FACTIONS ARE GOING TO REACT IN A DIFFERENT WAY TO THIS TURN!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THW NEXT EP!! BUT IM ALSO SURE IM GOING TO D*E!!!

FRED I LOVE YOU DID YOU KNOW??? WHAT A DELIGHT CONSTANTLY ILY

GOD like, i mean i know that As A Gay+ this is the only interpretation i ever have of anything but also HOO it makes all this storyline distinctly different and it’s as crushing as it is VERY cool to think about and interpret but also my gay ass. its dying. im dying fred

FUCKEN ANIME VILLAIN BRIAN, GOD, he’s so slimy and cowardly and pathetic but so so terrifyingly competent and effective and horrible and it’s like??? HOW...i know he’s an easy target to make fun of but at the same time his manipulation is working, and it’s working UHHHHH VERY WELL, it’s fuckt UP i hate him he’s such a good fucking heel holy shit..........god........GODDDDD IM DYING I FEEL LIKE IF I HAD THAT AS A SIGNATURE ON ALL MY POSTS FROM NOW ON YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TELL. IM DYING. IM SICK IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED...the jack/ariya feud is what 205 was built on honestly, the title picture was...erratic? to start out and their storyline tied the show together and now THE GAME HAS CHANGED SO VERY VERY MUCH, jack is very much a loner to begin with but this is...hm! the reactions to this are gonna be interesting to say the least!!!!! REMEMBER HOW OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED ONE OF HIS AMBUSHES ON BRIAN WAS TO DEFEND MUSTAFA GOD HOW IS THIS GONNA PLAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOO

AND I’M GLAD FACE!ARIYA/HEEL!JACK IS SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY, its all i care about and i think about it all the time and NOW WE’RE LIKE, A STEP CLOSER TO THAT, I GUESS, I WANNA TALK MORE ABOUT IT BUT ITS EMBARRASSING HOW IN-DEPTH IVE THOUGHT IT THROUGH. THEN AGAIN WHAT IS THIS BLOG IF NOT A TESTAMENT TO SHAME

[henleylegacy]

@almostaberrysim asked for an answer to all the character development questions for Anna smh (ily) but I’ve restricted her to 5 and this is what she came back with. Imma probs answer the rest eventually but I’m supposed to be studying for maths shhh

30. What does your character find repulsive or disgusting? She has the collector aspiration atm, so she actually really likes digging up rocks and pocketing frogs and catching slimy, wriggling fish so uh, I think she’s pretty good with most normal gross things.

31. Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable. Playing video games when no one else is at home and she can stretch across the whole 3-seater couch

32. Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable. I feel like Pepper and Candy are very lovey-dovey parents and Anna is not okay with this

33. In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve? Anna is defensive to that person’s face but the criticism slowly niggles at her throughout the week until she does something about it.

34. Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method? She’d keep doing the same thing and get more and more frustrated until someone eventually rescues her (her love life maybe??)

35. How does your character behave around people they like? Bby has no friends so idk she’d probably introduce them to her favourite video games and be really animated and hope that they like them as much as her. Also do them little sly nice things like pay people to tip them while they busk and tell them movie tickets were $10 cheaper than they actually were because they need the change my slytherin child.

[waffles-isa]

I was tagged by the lovely @strangerhypnosis (I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS TAG, thank you so much!!!!!! ily <3)

I’m tagging @baileytsample, @holy-winona, @arthoebyers, @queenofhellafine and whoever wants to do this (please tag me, I’d love the see and get to know you better!!)

Bold what applies to you! (i used a read more bc it’s rly long)

I am a cuddler. I am a morning person and night person. I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. l am right handed. I am ambidextrous. I am a little shy around another gender. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy country music. I enjoy smoothies. I enjoy talking on the phone. I have a car. I have/had a hard time paying attention at school. I have a hidden talent. I have a pet. I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person. I have all my grandparents. I have been to another country. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. I have caller I.D. on my phone. I have bathed someone. I have changed a diaper. I have changed a lot over the past year. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have had major/minor surgery. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have mood swings. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have rejected someone before. I like the taste of blood. I love Michael Jackson. I love sleeping. I love to shop. I own 100 CDs or more. I own and use a library card. I read books for pleasure in my spare time. I sleep a lot during the day. I watch soap operas on a regular basis. I work at a job that I enjoy. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I am wearing socks. I am tired. I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month. I have/had: Finished college. Smoked cigarettes. Ridden every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a concert. Helped someone. Spun turn tables. Watched four movies in one night. Been broken up with. Taken a college level course. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Your parents got divorced. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Skipped school. Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Fired a gun. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. Swam with dolphins. Attempted suicide. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you couldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. Had a hamster. Dyed your hair. Had something pierced. Gotten straight A’s. Been handcuffed. My hair is naturally the color: Light brown Medium brown Dark brown Blonde Black Dirty blonde Strawberry blonde Multicoloured Red My eyes are: Brown Dark Brown Blue Green Hazel Light brown A combination of things Ice Blue Grey People sometimes label me as: Slut Girly Ugly Nerd Fat Some of my biggest fears are: Spiders/other insects Slimy things Dying Doctor/Dentist appointments Hospitals Needles Diseases Being alone in the dark Heights Small spaces Oceans/large bodies of water Holes Large animals Small animals Open spaces Lightning Tornadoes I have: A friend with benefits A laptop in my room A television in my room Good grades My own car Married parents

[golden-geese]

answer all the questions!

omg :’) ily

Dennis: What’s your darkest secret? 

honestly...... i have not led an interesting enough life to have a “darkest secret” lmao

Dee: What’s your dream profession? 

author!!

Mac: Are you religious? 

not really!

Charlie: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? 

hmm... i used to put salt and pepper in my cereal... also i used to eat fritos dipped in nutella lmao

Frank: What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done? 

when i was a slimy grimy child i used to pick my nose and wipe it on whatever was closest to me :’) shameful :’)

Rickety Cricket: What’s your biggest regret? 

letting someone back into my life who had already manipulated and mistreated me lmao (bc uh yes he did end up doing it again!!)

Artemis: Weirdest sexual/romantic encounter?

god i have.............. so few....... i guess the time i made out with a dude i didn’t know at a halloween party....... he asked v politely if he could touch my boobs and i said yes but uh jokes on him bc i was wearing the pushup-est bra and i doubt he got a good feel :’) but i was tipsy so i dont SUPER remember details :’) idk he was nice and VERY polite and we were both on the drunk spectrum it was pleasant enough :’)

The McPoyles: Who’s in your family, and are you close to them? 

i have 2 siblings n 2 parents, im p close w my little brother @spankled @naughtiloid (personal n his art tumblr) n im p close w my mom... my dad n older sister, im medium close w

The Lawyer: Have you ever committed a crime? 

yes lmao but only boring ones (underage drinking when i was 19 n 20, n maybe a dash of the devils broccoli when i was in college bc its legal in my state but not the state i went to college in lol)

Marueen Ponderosa: What’s your favorite animal?

dogs, deer, bunnies, cats, otters!!!!!

The Waitress: Tell a story about/behind your name.

so my name is natalie just bc my parents liked it, but natale is italian for christmas n i was supposed to be born on christmas so thats kind of interesting (i was born dec 18)