#ily lit this is a phenomenal concept 💕

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

wait we talk about arthur getting teased mercilessly when they all return but you just know that as soon as elyan and gwaine find out about percy the pig's existence it is over for percival and he cannot move for merchandise

...apparently i am not immune to advertising

oh my GODDDD you are so right it would be RELENTLESS HWDLGLGLHLH

Polycule's having a movie night? Sorry Percy hon, there's only Percy Pig™️ toffee popcorn

[ID: aforementioned popcorn, an unholy percentage of which is pink]

You want pancakes Perce? Sorry, the only condiment in the fridge is Percy Pig™️ deSsErT sAuCe

[ID: a bottle of aforementioned sauce, a garish, nay radioactive shade of pink]

Percival: its cool they still call them yule logs, lets get one-

El and Gwaine: way ahead of you

[ID: a Percy Pig™️ yule log. It is entirely pale pink in colour and looks like it is made of raw meat. I remain unconvinced that it is not in fact made of raw meat.]

Percival: I'm bored-

[ID: 500 piece Percy Pig™️ jigsaw]

Percival: i'm cold-

[ID: Percy Pig™️ hot water bottle]

Percival: I can't sl-

[ID: Percy Pig™️ eye mask]

Percival: I'm going to have a relaxing bath because I'm going inSANE-

[ID: Percy Pig™️ bath mat, set of 2 Percy Pig™️ towels, and Percy Pig™️ bath fizzer trio]

Percival:

Percival: tHAT'S IT