#ily jamie

[crystalline-teeth]

are u kidding

[jonsaremembers]

New fic alert!

With love, glitter, flowers and hugs to @whatsitcalledfromthingy who beta read it and helped me get unstuck about the ending!!

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i can’t tell any normal person i found out about trump being shot via an internet friend putting the news into the supernatural meme format

[kakdidyoulaythisegg]

JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[benoitblanc]

for the wip guessing game: breath, relief, and silence! <3

breath:

He takes a deep, shuddering breath, hands plucking at the stitching in her quilt, and something in Dana’s stomach drops out at how his lips are pressed together, so tight they’re almost white.

(there's a reason for the "dana," i swear!)

relief:

In family tradition, Mrs. Scully knocks herself out with Benadryl for the whole flight, which is kind of a relief because it means that Mulder doesn’t have to make small talk with her for five hours.

silence:

There’s a long, long silence, during which Scully finally gathers the wherewithal to grab a box of Kleenex, then John sighs. “Dana, Mulder cares about you more than anything else in the whole damn world. He’s gonna want to know.”

send a word + i'll tell you if it appears in one of my wips!!!

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

Boop I love you

boop!! i love you too<33

[ryokawa]

Them: You better not be a cunty Jamie McCrimmon when I get back

Me asf:

[eelo]

Hmm I'd probably be the little cousin who knows too many big words and somehow can beat grown ass adults in debates and arguments and living for the chaos of riling stupid people up "aww you are arguing with a kid and losing, how cute"

My goal for the evening would be starting a rebellion lead by the kids and the teens to overthrow the cruel rule of tyranny by the adults, it ends in the adults having to sit at the kid table and drinking juice out of carton boxes

@kinocharlley @wanderingpie @criticalyaclaimed @r0ttkins @drenmastr @newtsfrogstoads

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Aight who would yall be

Personally, I think I would be the wine aunt who brings presents. No one quite knows what happened to my past 5 husbands, but every time you ask, I just give you more things. My goal for the night would be to make the grandmother n mom get into an argument without them realising its my fault

@mean-gills @someoneihavelovedbutneverknown @eelo @apricityxys @jinxneedssleep @x-ca1iber @mildlylesbian @lemon-on-mouth-nice @likelyegg @mwapollo

[whimsical-roasting]

hi can you PLEASE keep going with your Jamie smut headcanons? we simply do NOT have enough and you’re the only one who’s giving us what we need😭

hi!! sorry it took me a min to reply to this, but okay, i'm thinking - bear with me here - dom!jamie in the bedroom *smirks* also, the gif has me feral

this is bout to be disgustingly horny thoughts, and you have been warned, so don't complain to me (that gif is making it so hard for me to focus)

OKAY so... dom!jamie - personally, i think he's a switch, but i'll get the sub aspect in a diff post :)

he's good at being dominant, ofc he is. he's assertive, confident, cocky, and drunk on you.

he'd get to you call him by a title - idk if it'd be 'daddy' necessarily, maybe 'sir'

makes sure there's a safe word - you chose sumn that would make you smile if he said it in his funny lil accent too - "broccoli" (aka 'broc-leh')

he's sitting on an armchair or sumn and he gets you to sit on his lap, your back pressed against his chest - only thing you're wearing is some cute underwear

his voice is low and deep as he whispers in your ear, "be a good girl for me, yea?"

one hand snaking down your body to squeeze your thigh, and the other up your body to wrap around your neck as he pulls you back so your head is on his shoulder, and his lips are ghosting over your ear

he's leaving kisses on your neck and licks the outer shell of your ear, hand still firmly around your throat, just tapping your leg "open"

you open your legs for him, them resting on the outside of his so if he widens his stance you'd be spread further, and his fingers are grazing your inner thigh slowly moving up

he bites at your neck, you whine feeling a shiver go down your spine, so you involuntarily thrust your hips craving his touch where it matters!!

he just slaps your thigh, hand tightening around your throat and his hot breath on your ear, "patience, angel. who's in charge?"

you're flustered and needy, gasping "you", and he just slaps your thigh again, causing you to yelp

"try again, angel" "you are, sir" "mm, better", and he kisses your cheek

he'd rub over your panties, painfully slow. he fucking loves to tease. but he'd pepper you with cheek & neck kisses, "need ya dripping for me, love" "you gonna show me how bad you want me? yea?"

he'd press his fingers harder against your clit but still wouldn't dip under the fabric and it'd drive you insane

you'd be whining on his lap and he'd just be praising you/dirty talking, leaving hot open mouth kisses on your neck, and teasing your nipples

once he's satisfied (he can feel a wet patch growing and he smirking, he feels so fucking smug at how easily your body reacts to his touch)

"on your knees, angel" he'd demand. and you're a lil dazed after his fingers stop moving so you're slow to react, so he gives a lil slap on your pussy, "now."

you hurry to your knees in front of him, your eyes looking at him all big and eager, he just kinda smiles a lil before it turns into a smirk, and he's unbuckling his belt

since he's into fashion, i see him having that off-white yellow industrial belt, and i got a feelin he'd take it off and loosely tie it around your neck cause its so long

your eyes just sparkle as he secures it around your neck, still on your knees but your stomach's quickly pooling with arousal

he undoes his jeans and pulls his dick out and smirks at the way your eyes are locked in on it and you're biting your lip

"eager much, sweetheart?" he chuckles, and you whine at his teasing

he just does that dick jump/twitch thingy and your mouth is watering

you know what he wants... he wants you begging for him...dripping for him

"please," you whine. and he raises an eyebrow, all smug and cocky, "please what?"

"please can i...have it?" you want him so bad, but saying such explicit, vulgar shit gets you flustered, and he's eating it up. "gotta be more specific, love"

you huff and pout slightly, "please sir, can i have your dick? can i suck it, please" you plead, trying your best to flash him puppy dog eyes so he caves

he does. frankly, he's just as eager to have your mouth on him as you are to get him into your mouth

he tugs on the belt, pulling you forward slightly. "come 'ere."

he's stroking your cheek and looking down at you like all the stars in the universe happened to settle in your eyes

you eagerly take him in one hand, your other hand on his knee for balance. a couple of lazy strokes and you're teasing his tip with your tongue

he just hisses, and his head falls back as you take more of him into your mouth

with your head bobbing, he's got a hand flat on your head to stablise himself, but occasionally he pushes you down if you tease his tip too much

all the fucking praise, mixed with groans and moans, "fuck, yea like that" "shit, baby" "good girl, that's it go deeper" "so fucking pretty with me dick in your mouth" "you love this dick, don't ya?"

and you're just moaning around his length in response to it all

you'd get so fucking wet from the combination of his dick, his praise AND his moans

he pulls you off his dick before he's close, chest breathing heavy to calm himself

he looks at you, lips wet and swollen and eyes hooded looking up at him with pure desire and holy fuck he could just finish to that sight alone, but he needs to feel you

he tugs on belt lightly and opens his arms for you. you stand up and straddle him, your lips eagerly finding his, kissing him fervently

he matches your energy, biting your bottom lip and slipping his tongue in your mouth. his strong arms wrapped around you, holding you against him as if you were a lifejacket and he's about to drown

your hips rock against his, the only thing separating you from his hard, throbbing dick is the stupid underwear fabric that has a noticeably larger wet patch

"fuck this" he growls, lifting you up slightly and moving your panties to the side, and you moan a bit as he rubs his dick against your clit teasingly

you slowly sink down onto him, hands on his shoulders as your head falls back and you moan once you're fully settled on it, feeling so fucking full

he's kissing your shoulder, grip tight on your hips waiting for your signal

once you've adjusted to the size and you tap his shoulder to continue, he's lifting you up and down with matching thrusts

both of you are moaning at the thrusts, the sound of skin slapping and how wet you are driving the both of you closer

"that's it, baby" "good girl" "you can take it, angel" "you love this dick, right? lemme hear you say it"

and your moans and whines are music to his ears, "yes sir, fuck" "fuck, i love your dick, i love you" your brain is so overdone with pleasure.. he loves it

he's kissing you passionately as you're getting close, and its harder for you to kiss back as you're moaning against his lips

you can tell he's close too when his thrusts get staggered and deeper

spoiler alert: he thrusts deep in you, holding your hips down against him as he nuts in you (plan b exists dw)

your head falls back at the feeling, but once it passes your arms are around his neck and you're kissing all over his face

he recovers and smiles at you, gingerly kissing all over your face too before carefully removing the belt around your neck and kissing that area too - not that you were hurt by it, jamie was mindful to not make it too tight

he's still in you as you lean forward to snuggle your face in his neck and his hand is brushing your hair already initiating the aftercare

"good girl, you were so good for me yknow" "love you so much, angel" "you feelin okay?"

yall would stay like that for a while before he carefully slides you off him and gets something to clean you up. then ofc it's cuddle and soft kisses <33

[crystalline-teeth]

🥺🥺

[starscelly]

unserious jamie on jamie violence

sea@dal 5.4.23 | round 2

[seneon]

hawt topic

𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑬 — standard tumblr games! (cym,wyr,kmk)

cym as places

mcdonald’s — you

my minecraft world — @sepptember

the coffee shop — @sweetnnaivete

krispy kreme — @frostbitte

hot topic — @seneon

[elephantlovemedleys]

and i know exactly where this all started........

[atorionsbelt]

if ted lasso was made with the vision of a gay indie film director roy kent and jamie tartt finally opening up to each other and letting down their walls in amsterdam — wherein they both heal the other’s inner child in the process: overwriting the neighboring traumas from one’s father and the incomplete coming of age story from one’s grandfather — would’ve included a brief flash in the montage of jamie teaching roy how to ride a bike. child actors in the very same place instead, a blurred dreamlike echo of a life that never was.

for just a moment roy and jamie meet in their youth, free from the weight of the world, free from the looming threat of pain and loss, suspended in time. at long last, they become friends there, where it’s safe. just them and the dirt and the grass stains and the endless night and the bruises you can’t even remember because you’re laughing too hard with your best friend. roy has been waiting all his life to just be a kid with jamie.

[justlikearat]

Your skin like dawn Mine like musk One paints the beginning of a certain end. The other, the end of a sure beginning. 

Maya Angelou

I can’t believe he thought of Jamie’s laugh b4 he died im gonna DIEEEEEE okay like paco ships it how is it SO UNDERRATED. Uhm yeah.

Alr versions under the cut

they hurt me,,,,, like,,, sm,,,,,,,, HMU IF YOU WANNA TALK ABT THEM!!!!! FR!!!!!!!!

[vicaliciouz]

Just finished good girl bad blood !!! What the fuck holly jackson!!! (In a great way)