#ilu but no honey.

[deadkenndy]

"selfish brats..." err rebecca.

[rainbowcolored7]

Please I am fucking crying over Ray's face in this scene 🤣🤣🤣

[quietlyblooms]

" bel what's dorverold?? " it's a funky lil made up world with a bunch of deities who're just a dysfunctional family and make it everyone's problem <3 and our main character gets to solve a sibling feud between the deities of life and death <3 and there's demigods like dragons and an eldritch horror-like raven <3 and vampires <3 and more like pls pls pls let me ramble to you <3<3<3

[badboysupr]

to all the muses out there who have been genuinely nice to leo:

i'm sorry

he is literally a disaster and a half (or maybe about 5385865363 disasters, tbqh) and is2g every single time anyone just shows common decency to him, he has an Entire Moment that should be backed up by a dramatic musical number at this rate bc jeezum

jeezum

[azure-steel]

Continued from here @ghostofnibelheim

The buzzing was merely a script, a little bit cringe for sure but one most patrons to the venue seemed to enjoy, and it would seem that this instance was certainly no different.

Still, even Cloud knew this man was a legend in his own right, and despite the brutal training regimes of how to handle clients of a high calibre, to find himself in the presence of none other than Sephiroth SOLDIER First Class - ShinRa's pride and joy, and champion of the Corneo Colluseum - was certainly doing a number on the swarm of butterflies fluttering in his lower belly. Though the pay for entertaining VIPs was exceptionally high, and a privilege at that, those factors weren't even coming into play right then.

"Well, that depends, yeah?" a confident teasing purr accompanied by the faint whisp of a smile, an attempt to mask the fan-boy jitters as he reaches for a dimmer switch to his left, and casting their private booth into a much more forgiving and amorous light.

"You picked me out of an entire lineup of potential soldiers and workers, so maybe I'm thinking..." A thoughtful tap of a single forefinger against his mouth before giving this extraordinary client an obvious and self-indulgent once-over out of the corner of his eye. "... you already know what you want."

With that, Cloud would mince towards the man, boldly placing both palms atop Sephiroth's knees and sliding them only halfway up each muscular thigh, his body all but doubled over, both to make it seem as though he was forced to gaze up at him - as was dictated in his training - but also to close the distance. In his experience, the men enjoyed it when he was submissively assertive. They especially liked it when the abdomen of the bee outfit would stick up in the air, though the blond would refrain from swinging his ass from side to side this time. Something in his gut would mandate that level of roleplay was not on Sephiroth's agenda tonight.

But by the gods was this man beautiful, more so in person than in any of the posters and billboards plastered across the plates sporting his visage. Difficult to keep his focus when being crushed by the gravity of a man this gorgeous, it had to be noted. Difficult, but certainly not impossible.

"I can be anything you want me to be, but the real question is-" He's climbing onto the SOLDIER's lap as he speaks, careful not to sit too close, but enough to force his legs apart, knees lulling on either side of the man's waist and his hands supporting his weight against Sephiroth's knees.

"-are you my enemy, or a pretty flower ripe to be plundered?"

[uozlulu]

Catching up on the Fishman Island log and Chopper's following the imposters completely 100% believing that they are his friends and is confused why they aren't talking to him even though the fake Chopper is *right there* and once again I have never felt more seen in my whole faceblind life.

[cql-screenshots]

[jackdup]

timmer's relationship with handsome jackhole is literally just the equivalent to an abusive ex; it's like . . . he wants to forget about him and wants to just move on with his life but yknow °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° >decade's worth of time both being around the guy and having to pretend to be the guy means that so much of his personality is now directly tied to that experience

so, naturally, jack haunts his thoughts a lot (and congratulations, jack; i'm sure you'd be thrilled) jack comes up in conversation more than tim wants him to, but it's that case of "i have soooo much to complain about hold on--" and just word-vomiting for hours about the insanity (which just in turn makes him look obsessed with the bastard)

timmy's caught in a place of not knowing who he is anymore and feeling like jack's basically infected him so badly that he now literally possesses a lot of jack's traits—so do those traits just make up timothy now, or does he need to shake them off to actually find the sucker beneath them? do they count as his personality, now?? or just remnants of all that acting he had to do for so long?

basically just . . . boy doesn't know who the hell he is and will struggle for a long time to ever shake off the influence jack had on him, so ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿) we ball!!

[humanoidtyphoons]

ludger: ofc i was in disguise!

ludger: there's no way casey selmore could possibly recognize me!

ludger: i wore a monocle!!!!!!

ludger: if glasses can fool lois lane from recognizing clark kent, then a monocle can fool casey selmore from recognizing me!!!!!!

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

Me: wait why is that poll blowing up so fast-

...ah.

[spxnglr]

Strangely enough that's not the first time someone has accused me of actually being Egon in secret.

BRB I need to go kick down Dan Ak.yroyd's door.

[tunastime]

hmm… cledubs for the ask meme? 🍯

they are HORRIBLE for each other and also they are in love and also they should never interact and also they're married divorced cheating on each other for the bit in on the bit in love and they also hate each other. i hope this helps!

[akumanoken]

Here's to another year of married bliss my love <3 Happy New Year to the most talented, badass, wonderful wifey ever~

Wifey you're too good to me!! Another blissful year!!!

[umi-world]

Kitchen Dancing Moves 🤍

[indelicateink]

so like. when louis described to daniel how dreamstat felt when it was happening. not really reaching into the archives for that one, huh

WHAT THE FUCK

[iliketangerines]

corruption

a/n: mmmm, oh to be in between jake and neytiri @neteyamsoare @inlovewithpandora

pairing: jake sully x gn!metkayina!reader x neytiri

warnings: nsfw (MDNI), mentions of fucking

you are so different, so sweet and tender and adorable, but you’re also the olo’eyktan’s eldest child, Tonowari and Ronal’s

Neytiri’s tail curls up behind her as she stares at you, and she glances at Jake next to her, eyes just as transfixed on you as hers

the children laugh as you teach them how to mix certain herbs together just in case of a small injury and they’re alone and make a silly little joke

your laugh is addicting, sweet as an ambrosia and as luring as a honey-coated trap, and both Jake and Neytiri were not immune to your charms

the worst part is that you’re not even aware of the effect you have on them, walking past them with a soft smile and a nod of acknowledgement before going back to your own business

it drove the both of them wild, and they spent many sleepless nights staring up at the roof of their marui pod and thinking of you in between them

they craved you, wished to have you for themselves, to taste your lips and your skin, and to have you in between your bodies, flushed and sweaty

Neytiri wonders if you would whine loudly as she kissed you, would your hands come up to desperately grip onto her shoulders as she pulled you in deeper

she thinks you would gasp and whimper for more every time she pulled away for air, and she wants to cover you in her bites, to claim every part of you as hers

Jake wonders how you would sound as he fucks into you, watching as your lips wrapped around his cock and how your wide eyes would blink at him

he wonders if your body is just as soft as it looks, plump with the fish you caught and ate, snacking on some small bits when you thought no one was looking

but you’re still lean, covered in muscle, wide shoulders and a broad chest from swimming and holding onto the ilu and tsurak through the drag of the water

your legs are just as strong, muscles tensing and flexing with every time you pull at the nets and drag in heaps of fish

you would be the perfect mate, strong and caring and oh so beautiful, and he can imagine you with your own litter of kids running around you

Neytiri watches as you pick up one of the kids effortlessly and place them on your shoulders and play with them as you wait for their parents come back from fishing and pick up their children

she had seen how you were with Lo’ak, Neteyam, and Tuk before, soft and caring and never seeing them as different for having Jake as their parent

picking at the bone knife, she clears her throat and walks over to you, and you beam at her and call for Tuk

her youngest bounds toward her and wraps her arms around Neytiri, telling her mother all about the day that she had, and you laugh and ruffle Tuk’s hair and say to give your mother some time to relax, she looked tired

Neytiri’s tail twitches behind her as Jake smiles and says goodbye to you, and the two of them leave with Tuk in tow, listening to her admire and adore you

they want you to be a third parent to their children so badly, to hold you in their arms, and to have every bit of you

neither of them can help snooping around you, it’s how they found that despite your age, you never had a partner, claiming that you simply hadn’t found the right one

Tonowari and Ronal didn’t push for you to find a mate either, letting you take your time, and Jake Neytiri so badly want to court you, to make you theirs

they want to hear your sweet moans and gasps, to teach you every part to touch and to discover places inside you that you never knew existed

patience, the opportunity will come, and they will be able to court you properly and then they will ruin every part of you