#ilu bimch

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

babe, s l e e p

Babe, n o

[makeyouleave]

Just like video game designers put super hard bosses/puzzles in their games to teach the player a new skill or encourage them to try a different approach, sometimes in real life shit breaks us, absolutely demolishes us so that we can rebuild ourselves in ways we couldn’t before. I’ve been thinking bout that in reference to a recent heartbreak and it’s v comforting. I’m sick as shit and my hair is being held up with an arm band but gosh does my soul feel so light ~Oswald

hey im putting all ur asks in this series below n then responding just bc it takes up a bit of space but i want them all to b together

To continue off of my last ask, God really did //that// for me huh? Like oof, it was pretty well orchestrated imo. I got kinda complacent and lazy with my life and (mental) health. So wam bam God drops a big old heartbreak (worsened by miscommunication) on my doorstep before taking away my crush’s (and at the time, fp) WiFi so I could only talk to him in school. Which was stressful the 1st week. Yknow how I handled the stress? I went to the gym and exercised at home regularly ~Oswald (1) 

Right, so now that I’m going to the gym two things happen: 1.) I realize that I need to make sure I eat enough so I have energy to compete with myself. 2.) I start seeing one of my old friends on a regular basis bc we exercise at the same times. It’s great bc he knows how to properly navigate a gym and stuff! So now I’ve built a habit of exercising regularly as well as trying to eat on a daily basis which is absolutely great!! ~Oswald (2)

But if I want to make sure I eat regularly I need to do smth about my depression and also re-establish my eating times. So I ended up finding content on tumblr that made me feel better while I sipped on chocolate. Eventually I started watching yt vids (mainly gaming vids which usually get released around noon &3pm) while eating a small lunch. So I’m still working on it but I’m slowly building up an eating habit (this morning I had breakfast! ) !! ~Oswald (3)

So now that I’ve been watching a bunch of yt vids I got sucked back into more educational channels (like Vsauce oof) so I’ve been actually paying more attention to what I’m watching and I honestly love learning so much, so that’s really helped with making me feel better overall. I’ve also started reading articles hopefully I’ll start reading books again soon!! ~Oswald (4) 

I’ve been waking up around 2-3am for a while now. So I’ve learnt to waste time bc I don’t like doing things so early in the morning. Anyhow, out of a burning need to do something, anything fulfilling, I’ve started drawing in the morning and….wait for it….. writing in my prayer journal! I feel like that is just the glue that’s gonna hold everything together for me? Idk it’s relaxing as heck and I just, ive been feeling really light bc of them (prayer and art) ~Oswald (5)

I’ve been feeling a lot better about myself recently. Certainly not as amazing as I could be but I’m getting there! “Cyclical but progressing” is smth I’ve been saying a lot bc Ik that this good run I’m having rn will come to an end. But the hope is that when things get bad they won’t be as bad as/I’ll be able to handle it better than last time. Also that I’ll be happier for longer next time around. ~Oswald (6)

To think it took one painful thing at the beginning of this month, coupled with some God orchestrated coincidences, to bring me to where I am now is just a big old wow for me!! Gosh I’m so!!!!!! ~Oswald (7) [hopefully all my messages sent. Hopefully this one sends of nothing else]

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hey i know this is ridiculously late but i didn’t want to jus delete this ask bc im rlly rlly proud of u for growing and. allowing urself to come back stronger int he face of adversity u have a rlly good mindset and. ur rlly rlly strong ur gna do so many amazing things n get so much better !!!!! motivation and passion and consistent Drive is smthn i rlly need to work on and ur an inspiration tbh thank you for having faith in urself and what u could be 

[northeasternwind]

my sister held good omens hostage until i watched spiderverse so here is the liveblog

Hi peter!!!

Is tehre. Is there only one spiderman

I already feel a great kinship with this kid

In a minute LMAO

GIGGLES aw baby

SKDJFHSKJDHFJ SAME MILES, SAME

What the mcheck do they expect spiderman to do

AWWWW POOR BABY LMAO

I feel that miles i denied the chance to skip a grade because i wanted to stay with my friends

He’s just grumpy dude

DAD PLEASE

FFS DAD OMFG

Hey don’t make fun of him he just loves his dad

Ilu miles pls

Is this how straight people start relationships

LMAO MILES YOUR TEACHER IS TOO SMART

I wanna be spiderman too tbh

LKMNSKAJHSDOU silly faces im yell

Oh god this uncle is gonna die isn’t he

AWWWWW BABY WHAT A GOOD UNCLE

IS SPIDER

AW MILES IS GOOD

KSJDFHSKJDFH HE HEPL

Awww dad and uncle…..

Ur spiderman now

LMAO MILES IS SO MUCH BRAVER THAN ME

JUST FUCKIN SLAPPED THAT SPIDER

Same miles i’d hate having a roommate

U HIT PUBERTIES

OMFG HE IS A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER NOW

Is this how straight people flirt

Is this a straight people thing

What the fuck

OH NO HE’S JUST SPIDERMAN NOW

EVERYONE SAW ME DUDE

I’m so sorry. You’re a main character miles

LMFAO SO THAT’S WHERE THE PLAY DUMB MEME IS FROM

THERE HE GO

BIRDS!!!!

BIRDS

Aw your new hair looks kinda nice! XD

UNCLE I’M SPIDERMAN YOU’RE IN DANGER

DAD I’M SPIDERMAN

Miles,,,,,, u will die

OH!!! SPIDEY SENSE!!!

PROTEC SMOL!!!!

MILES GO!!! LIKE YOU’RE TRYING BUT TRY HARDER!!!

Oh

SPIDEY!!!! HE SAVE!!!! YEYE

FOR FUCKS SAKE PETER LMFAOFHSDKJFHJ

Awwww baby,,,, :(

See u in a bit skdjfhksjdfhkj

Ashley says it gets complicated soon i’m gonna die

NOW HE IS FLAT

LMFAO MILES

JESUS SAME MILES, FUCKIN SAME i too would record

Who the fuck is this

Its time

O

Uh dad pls help

DAD

OHHHH the girl from earlier nearly said gwen because that’s spiderman’s girlfriend. I c. i unerstan

Goblin is fuckin ded

PETER!!!!

Cough of death

Miles: i diD NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

He is only a babie peter he cannot swing

Oh peter is so smart!!! 

...o he ded

nO!!! DONUT KILL THE GUY!!!!

He run

There he go

MILES OH MY GOD YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE A CONDUCTOR A HEART ATTACK

LOMFAO OSADJLKS BANKSY

Oh baby!!! Baby D:

He watched a man DIE

HI DAD!!!! I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF DEATH AND IT LOOKED LIKE SPIDERMAN

Baby you are so smol

STAN LEE OH MY GOD

We are all spiderman

Aw baby,,,,

U gonna die LMFAOSFHDKSFJGJSDFHSKDJF HE GAVE UP

SAME TBH

I HATE HEIGHTS

Oh he’s tryin again!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey u didn’t die!!!! Congrat!!!

Oh u broke the thing

Its okay there’s always a way

Come on there’s no fuckin way there’s no one else here

Who what the fuck

Ohhhh

kKJSDFHKSDJFHKSJDFHKJ 

THE PIZZA IS MULTIPLYING

LMAO HE GRABBED THE MASK SAME BUDDY

OOF

I was about to say he’s too strong but he’s spiderman

ADIO

THERE HE GO LMAO i say lmao too much what’s a new acronym i can use

LSKDFJHSKDJFHSKJDHFKJSDF A CHILD DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN

Is this what nyc is like ashley

Miles is smert

Babie :c he sad

YAYA well i’d be hungry too

GIGGLES ITS THE MEME

HE STRONK

Clicky keyboard

LMAO

Miles babie

What the fuyck

JSHDKJ the glitching

KJHSDDKFJSH THE EXERCISE BALL

MORE SPIDERPEOPLE!!!!

NOOO OMFG HER HAIR

Oh its the aunt,,,,,

What a cool secret hideout!!!

MORE SPIDERPEOPLE@!!!! YES

Oh my god

HE IS A BABY

He is a baby

Uncle is fucking dead

Oh it’s worse than that he’s a villain

Yep that’s him

Your uncle is cool tho omg

Babies,,,,,,,

Sorry i’m super 

OH NO HE DED

I’M SO DEISTRACT

He didnt wanna kill he nephew boy,,,,,

Wow this dude really was in danger and not in the way i expected

OH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BABY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NOOOOO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MY SON

Aw boi he about to find his bro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh babie D:

Hey!!!! Join the dead uncle club

They are a beeg spider

He is only a babie

Make a muffled noise me dude

Dad i am tied to a chair and gagged pkease break the door down

DAD I AM TIED TO A FUCKING CHAIR

PLEASE DISRESPECT MY BOUNDARIES AND UNTIE ME DAD

O!!! He is magic now!!!

U cannot spraypaint fabric this is false advertising

This is a hell of a backstory

There he go :D

Are u fuckin with me omg

KJSGFHDKJGFHDKJFHGKDJFHGKJ IM CRYIN THE WAITERS

Ffs peter

Peter for FUCKS SAKE YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME

Oh my god is this the get this bread meme. Is that what this is

More banksy

Well

I fuckin love noir spiderman oh my god

Peni is A CHILD

Its time,,,, for piggy

LKJSDLFKJSD PPPBBBBTT

HONK

THERE HE GO

SKJDFHSKDJFH he is good learn

Noooo the robot is gone,,,,,

She is too smol

There she go :c

ITLL FIT IN YOUR POCKET KSDJFHKSDJFHKJSDHF

Its still not a good joke but omg

Yeah something bad’s gonna happen before this dude goes

We’re all spiderman

What the fuck this is excellent writing

No guns

Ffs dude you really put yourself through this again

Bimch backup won’t help

Pls do not beat him up he is small

What the fuck who wrote this???? This writing is too good

LMFAOFHSKDJFHKSJDHFJ

Yaya!!!! It is normal

He has seen the glory of the multiverse

KJSDHFLKSJDHF THE ANVIL

Ok well back where we started

Pls do not arrest spiderman he is just a child

I’m sorry dad i was tied to a chair last time

Dad pls u are so bad at this

Pls i am smol gimme a hug

I can’t vbelieve his dad is commissioner gordon

Awwwwwww

Oh can we talk !!! YAY!!!! THE END

[drmazel]

do all the multiples of 4

4. Kissed anyone?

ugh yeah i guess but it’s been. years. once when i was 15 and once when i was 18

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?

ya i drink lightly just like.... if i’m hanging out with friends i might have a cocktail or if i’m at a dinner with family or for a work event where it’s appropriate i might have one beer or glass of wine but idk i’m not big on drinking at all. and also never done any drugs ever. i don’t like my head being messed up like even when i was taking oxycodone after surgery i got off of it asap bc it made me feel woozy

12. Favorite color?

purple bimch

16. Hair color?

it’s brown but if i’m feeling cheezy i like to say golden chocolate brown. but in the summer it gets a little auburn hues. i like my hair.

20. Do you love someone?

i love lots of people! i love my parents and my stepdad and my sisters and my boss and my friends..... but i do have a very special someone in my life...................................... arthur morgan :^) (oh and i guess my gf too

24. Favorite band?

HHH if i have to pick maybe killswitch engage

28. Ever dated someone?

i had a bf for like a month when i was 15 and then one for like a month when i was 18. but right NOW i have a gf and she’s alright i guess :///// (i’m jk ilu)

32. Favorite show?

i actually really don’t watch tv at ALL but i like cooking shows

36. Any bad habits?

i have dermatillomania (compulsive skin-picking disorder) and that’s a bit rough but going deeper than that i procrastinate due to perfectionism making me avoid doing something i can’t do perfectly on the first try which is EVERYTHING because i’m human and it has affected my work and my boss is trying to train that out of me a bit

40. Do you believe in love?

i believe in sucking arthur morgan’s cowboy DICK (also, yes)

44. Selfie?

i’m not taking one rn but here’s an old one from christmas