#ilona2nerrie

[bigidiotenergytm]

”yeah they work, promise. Just don’t wanna keep the power up for two when I can leave and have the power all directed to one. You. Since it’s not me that has all-“

*looks at storm and waves*

“that. Directed at themselves. Yeah. I’ll check up on you tomorrow?”

*I say, leaving food and a nightlight.*

Well. That maybe answers one question. But it only leaves for so much more. The technicalities. The Cunning can't escape them, and he fears if you fear for his safety over the course of the night, there are other ways to bypass the protection system put in place.

"I'll. I'll be fine, right? I'll be fine, right?"

[calypso-apologist]

could I have some gay head cannons for if a guy was dating the gods? sorry, I don't want to be annoying. just asking because i love the other works and thought it would be fun to be able to see myself in it. if not that's totally ok, I understand some people Arnt comfortable/don't know how to do that, no pressure!

thanks for the consideration!

hiya, soooo

one, saying "the gods" is a bit too ambiguous for me, i'd need specifics to know how many characters you'd like. if i don't know that, i won't work on your request because it might be too many characters for me at once. i'm alright with up to five characters at most, but i'm much better with 1-3 at a time.

two, i'm a genderblank agender/enby, so i try to avoid gendered readers unless i think the gender matters in how the character would treat you depending on it or if it changes anything in the context. for example, with the ask with Hermes and Apollo with an abused princess, i believe the reader being a princess would, historically, make a big difference, so i kept it as princess instead of "prince/ss", which i would do usually on my other blogs. this blog is a specific case because of the historical period Epic is set in (i'm a nerd).

three, while with mortals i could apply some initial moral conflict, many of the gods are displayed in mythology as interested in both men and women (for example, Zeus with Ganymede and Apollo with Hiacynthus), so in their case, it would be rather meaningless since there wouldn't really be much to work with.

i do my best to keep all my blogs and spaces queer friendly, as i am very queer myself, but also for my own comfort, most of the time reader will be kept as gender neutral, even in nsfw pieces, if i can make it happen.

thank you for asking!!

[messymoonmad]

i have seen people rying to get Zeus pregnant. personally, isnt a me thing. BUT, i do like seeing people go nuts over thins, so zeus i must tell you this

give he people what they want, or, i will:

be looking into contacting Hera with an idomised list of your infedelities so she gets mad all over again.

contacting Nyx and letting her know your location this very instant.

tell hades youve had verry upsetting behavor to his wife.

and last one:

4. personally be reviving Kronas to ask his opinion.

the ball is in your court, and I'm a professional basketball player. your move.

*i say, holding a book of summoning and a binder.*

(Clarification if needed : they mean to threaten zeus into submission for the other anons)

Zeus : I don't wanna get Mpreg for the 3rd time m- maybe we can just agree on a one night stand ? @ilona2nerrie

Zeus : NO NO NO TAKE HER BACK PLEASE I'LL DO IT I'LL GET PREGNANT JUST TAKE HER BACK THIS INSTANT

*when the anon takes the gift back*

Zeus : if I'm gonna get pregnant anyway at least let me be a woman this time.

[ilona2nerrie]

new community:

hello, I went looking for a PunkFlower ship community a while ago and was surprised to find not a single one.

so i made one myself, link here:

Punkflower shippers • Community on Tumblr

a community where we share our amazing ship.

Tumblr

I hope people actually participate and can have a look around, because I think it'd be col to share things here.

if you need me on something specific tag me at:

@ilona2nerrie

enjoy!

#Hobie brown#miles morales#spiderverse#punkflower#miles x hobie#hobie x miles#astv miles#astv hobie#multiverse

[bigidiotenergytm]

”oh you sweet summer child.” *I say as I walk and grab him by the shoulders*

“ten years isn’t a spiteful obsession darling. It’s a ******** frustrated obsession. I’m saving you. Be *grateful*.”

*I say as I look him in the eye, staring into his very soul.*

"I would like to stop talking about this now."

[bigidiotenergytm]

*side eyes and looks.*

“ha. You know what I’m implying. I’m just glad Poseidon and those asses can’t get past my amazing shields.”

*I say, slamming my hand on it like you’d slap a car hood.*

NO, the king really doesn't know what you're implying. Trouble, most definitely, but then he thinks about the words you've used.

The words you've described that shield as.

"LOOK- you've got it all wrong. Poseidon wants to KILL me. There's not- it's not- he wouldn't—"

[bigidiotenergytm]

*goes outside to check for gods. Stares at the sea and sky, curses and turns the shields on full.*

“I’m not staying at this place tonight. I’ll come check on you tomorrow- I might bring a wheelchair.”

*i muse, grabbing my stuff to leave.*

"Why are you-" The king watches as you curse and mess with the shielding. It wasn't a good sign. Actually, your words and actions are digging a pit in his stomach.

"Y... You... These shield's WORK, right?"

[bigidiotenergytm]

*pats head and turns off the lights*

“sleep. You won’t get to sleep in a bed for a while after this. You’ll get to do other things in bed, just not sleep.”

*I say and silently judge him as I look a the man manwhore au and silently pray.*

It's decided, then. Whoever you are, he's afraid of you. "I'm more concerned with how you know this and why you've said it so nonchalantly."

[bigidiotenergytm]

(I’m back, I’ll just go off anon next time istg-)

“it’s a short lived wonder. Use it wisely. Please. Your not only gonna get fined by your wife like, I’m serious. Do you not know you attract gods?” *I say, checking the windows and locking the doors, while I pour vodka.*

(Should I drop account?)

Odysseus watches as you prance around the room like you've been here multiple times. Somehow, that isn't his biggest concern? "Well, I- I've- dealt? With them??? What are you implying???"