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howlingday · 3 months ago
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Pyrrha: Um, Jaune? Why is there a portrait of you in the dorm?
Jaune: Somebody from one of our classes left it where I sit.
Ren: Why?
Jaune: I have no idea, but it came with a note that said, "I hope you are the man who inspired this." No signature.
Pyrrha: Um... No... pressure?
Jaune: Right?! Like, what do I even do with that?!
Ren: Well, maybe it would be good to aspire to what people think you can be.
Nora: Yeah, instead of just being what you already are!
Jaune: ...I DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF PRESSURE!
Nora: Hey! Stop being lazy and start being the painting!
Jaune: But I don't wanna be the pain-
Nora: BE THE FUCKING PAINTING, JAUNE!
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ask-smolder34 · 10 months ago
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"Silverstream, where did you get the new toaster?" "From an internet auction site, why?" "I put in white bread this morning, and got wheat toast back, then I decided to try reversing the change, and got pumpernickel, after that, it became a blueberry muffin! Why didn't you just go to Barnyard Bargains, and get a new 4 slice toaster?" "This toaster was cheaper, the seller seemed to be a talking squirrel, he even made a vid about the toaster, see?"
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"I see, next time, please just get a regular toaster, Silverstream"
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fluffishere · 1 year ago
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He doesn't have time to shower because hes too busy being a terrible cashier
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dd-the-man-without-fear · 2 years ago
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Neurotically Yours/Foamy The Squirrel: Support
by iLL WiLL PrEss/JiMathers [Jonathan Ian Mathers]
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sapphic-vomit · 2 years ago
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neurotically yours,
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maya
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z-raven · 1 year ago
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Some nice wallpapers from https://illwillpress.com/wallpaper.html
They are fantastic, especially the ones with Pum'kin Guy and Pauline
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saramackenzie1982 · 2 years ago
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This #SelfieSaturday wants to remind you that it's OK. Everybody has their down days. Your feelings are valid and you're safe. 💕 #DammitJim #ImNotATherapist #IAmSafe #GuardTheDoor #MentalHealthIsHealth #MentalHealthCheck #ItsOkToRest #TakeCareOfYou #TraumaSurvivors #EveryoneRunsOnDunkin #IllWillPress #Starsmucks #MillennialGeneration #ColdWarChildren #Late1980s #LBGTQ #YoungMom #SpecialNeedsMom #CatMom #BeAKid #InnerChild #CartoonNetwork #Disney #BlanketFort #WhatsThePassword https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp8AEmXrUrq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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asordidbarwere · 2 years ago
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xladyxfatex · 5 years ago
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#illwillpress #bekind #stophoarding #usecommonsense https://www.instagram.com/p/B90QR6Hhas0jAPLvqmGbtfRJj84MrT8Y_YSX7Y0/?igshid=1kt2ctcz442jf
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howlingday · 1 year ago
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Penny: ...What meals do they serve on the bus?
Emerald: They don't serve meals.
Penny: Peanuts?
Emerald: No.
Penny: Drinks?
Emerald: Nope.
Penny: Bathrooms?
Emerald: Just go in the corner like everyone else.
Penny: ...
Penny: People are wrong.
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fuchsiamilk · 5 years ago
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Illwillpress
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dd-the-man-without-fear · 2 years ago
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Neurotically Yours/Foamy The Squirrel by iLL WiLL PrEss/JiMathers
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radicalvewi · 6 years ago
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Doodled Foamy during a bit of down time today.
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tayto-seal · 6 years ago
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Thanks to Fallout 76, I think this vid needs to make it’s round’s.
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z-raven · 1 year ago
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I think Pum'kin Guy is really cute with his tiny arms that he waves around while he responds to comments.
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lady-shimmer-kat · 6 years ago
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I have became a fan of jimathers's little Pum'Kin Guy and In honor of his amazing little character I made a fan Button I could ware at conventions and out about.
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