#illwillpress

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: Um, Jaune? Why is there a portrait of you in the dorm?

Jaune: Somebody from one of our classes left it where I sit.

Ren: Why?

Jaune: I have no idea, but it came with a note that said, "I hope you are the man who inspired this." No signature.

Pyrrha: Um... No... pressure?

Jaune: Right?! Like, what do I even do with that?!

Ren: Well, maybe it would be good to aspire to what people think you can be.

Nora: Yeah, instead of just being what you already are!

Jaune: ...I DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF PRESSURE!

Nora: Hey! Stop being lazy and start being the painting!

Jaune: But I don't wanna be the pain-

Nora: BE THE FUCKING PAINTING, JAUNE!

[ask-smolder34]

"Silverstream, where did you get the new toaster?" "From an internet auction site, why?" "I put in white bread this morning, and got wheat toast back, then I decided to try reversing the change, and got pumpernickel, after that, it became a blueberry muffin! Why didn't you just go to Barnyard Bargains, and get a new 4 slice toaster?" "This toaster was cheaper, the seller seemed to be a talking squirrel, he even made a vid about the toaster, see?"

"I see, next time, please just get a regular toaster, Silverstream"

[fluffishere]

He doesn't have time to shower because hes too busy being a terrible cashier

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

Neurotically Yours/Foamy The Squirrel: Support

by iLL WiLL PrEss/JiMathers [Jonathan Ian Mathers]

[sapphic-vomit]

neurotically yours,

maya

[saramackenzie1982]

This #SelfieSaturday wants to remind you that it's OK. Everybody has their down days. Your feelings are valid and you're safe. 💕 #DammitJim #ImNotATherapist #IAmSafe #GuardTheDoor #MentalHealthIsHealth #MentalHealthCheck #ItsOkToRest #TakeCareOfYou #TraumaSurvivors #EveryoneRunsOnDunkin #IllWillPress #Starsmucks #MillennialGeneration #ColdWarChildren #Late1980s #LBGTQ #YoungMom #SpecialNeedsMom #CatMom #BeAKid #InnerChild #CartoonNetwork #Disney #BlanketFort #WhatsThePassword https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp8AEmXrUrq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jimathers]

Small Biz Saturday (And LIVE Giveaway over at Dawn's)

Dawn is doing a live stream with some game giveaways! -It's also Small Business Saturday! So check out the illwillpress site, the links page for other places we have stuff & Etsy! New signed thingies put there!

** LIVE NOW ** on Twitch

Giveaway Today Chat plays Marbles on Stream for Steam Game Codes!

It's #SmallBusinessSaturday remember to support your local Mom & Pop Shops at their brick & mortar and all those online too!

[xladyxfatex]

#illwillpress #bekind #stophoarding #usecommonsense https://www.instagram.com/p/B90QR6Hhas0jAPLvqmGbtfRJj84MrT8Y_YSX7Y0/?igshid=1kt2ctcz442jf

[howlingday]

Penny: ...What meals do they serve on the bus?

Emerald: They don't serve meals.

Penny: Peanuts?

Emerald: No.

Penny: Drinks?

Emerald: Nope.

Penny: Bathrooms?

Emerald: Just go in the corner like everyone else.

Penny: ...

Penny: People are wrong.

[fuchsiamilk]

Illwillpress

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

Neurotically Yours/Foamy The Squirrel by iLL WiLL PrEss/JiMathers

[radicalvewi]

Doodled Foamy during a bit of down time today.

[tayto-seal]

Thanks to Fallout 76, I think this vid needs to make it’s round’s.

[lady-shimmer-kat]

I have became a fan of jimathers's little Pum'Kin Guy and In honor of his amazing little character I made a fan Button I could ware at conventions and out about.

[alines7777]

i'm remembering a lot of the cartoons from illwillpress, including the flagship series “neurotically yours”, because i used watch it for a little while as a kid. but i kinda of got bored of foamy's rants. and the stuff about germaine, it made me very uncomfortable to keep seeing the later and later updates about her.

the show seemed to have a pretense about caring about germaine's struggles as a woman, but that pretense is constantly juxtaposed with putting her through wanton objectification and fan service. i stopped watching it. the time i stopped watching would've been the time i started watching “the pinky show”, so i had to have been, like, 15?

so, nearly 13 years ago.

but as i remember “neurotically yours”, it's suddenly occurring to me, jonathan ian mathers is a blatant misogynist, isn't he?

[ preview card for the installment titled, “no one asks me out anymore”, vis-à-vis illwillpress's youtube channel ]

like, here's something from him of three years ago, and no, i'm not gonna show it to you, and believe me, the misogyny used to be much worse, but the premise of the video is that #MeToo is to blame for men ‘being too scared’ to ask women out anymore, rather than blaming the men who were literally being rapists.

so men, do we some nails with that cross?

but we're not done yet, the video also goes on further by saying now it's the women's job to ask the men out.

the fuck it is!

here's an idea, johnny-boy, it's called stop telling women what to do and just stay lonely, how about that?

then i take a look at how the fanbase is doing, and, well....

it makes me feel sick.

it's utterly sickening.

i didn't want to put this on display, for posterity's sake, but this is the length at which the fans will sexualize “goth girls”. people need to know that jonathan ian mathers, and his fans, are gross misogynists