#illwillpress

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: Um, Jaune? Why is there a portrait of you in the dorm?

Jaune: Somebody from one of our classes left it where I sit.

Ren: Why?

Jaune: I have no idea, but it came with a note that said, "I hope you are the man who inspired this." No signature.

Pyrrha: Um... No... pressure?

Jaune: Right?! Like, what do I even do with that?!

Ren: Well, maybe it would be good to aspire to what people think you can be.

Nora: Yeah, instead of just being what you already are!

Jaune: ...I DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF PRESSURE!

Nora: Hey! Stop being lazy and start being the painting!

Jaune: But I don't wanna be the pain-

Nora: BE THE FUCKING PAINTING, JAUNE!

[ask-smolder34]

"Silverstream, where did you get the new toaster?" "From an internet auction site, why?" "I put in white bread this morning, and got wheat toast back, then I decided to try reversing the change, and got pumpernickel, after that, it became a blueberry muffin! Why didn't you just go to Barnyard Bargains, and get a new 4 slice toaster?" "This toaster was cheaper, the seller seemed to be a talking squirrel, he even made a vid about the toaster, see?"

"I see, next time, please just get a regular toaster, Silverstream"

[fluffishere]

He doesn't have time to shower because hes too busy being a terrible cashier

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

Neurotically Yours/Foamy The Squirrel: Support

by iLL WiLL PrEss/JiMathers [Jonathan Ian Mathers]

[sapphic-vomit]

neurotically yours,

maya

[z-raven]

Some nice wallpapers from https://illwillpress.com/wallpaper.html

They are fantastic, especially the ones with Pum'kin Guy and Pauline

[saramackenzie1982]

This #SelfieSaturday wants to remind you that it's OK. Everybody has their down days. Your feelings are valid and you're safe. 💕 #DammitJim #ImNotATherapist #IAmSafe #GuardTheDoor #MentalHealthIsHealth #MentalHealthCheck #ItsOkToRest #TakeCareOfYou #TraumaSurvivors #EveryoneRunsOnDunkin #IllWillPress #Starsmucks #MillennialGeneration #ColdWarChildren #Late1980s #LBGTQ #YoungMom #SpecialNeedsMom #CatMom #BeAKid #InnerChild #CartoonNetwork #Disney #BlanketFort #WhatsThePassword https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp8AEmXrUrq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[xladyxfatex]

#illwillpress #bekind #stophoarding #usecommonsense https://www.instagram.com/p/B90QR6Hhas0jAPLvqmGbtfRJj84MrT8Y_YSX7Y0/?igshid=1kt2ctcz442jf

[howlingday]

Penny: ...What meals do they serve on the bus?

Emerald: They don't serve meals.

Penny: Peanuts?

Emerald: No.

Penny: Drinks?

Emerald: Nope.

Penny: Bathrooms?

Emerald: Just go in the corner like everyone else.

Penny: ...

Penny: People are wrong.

[fuchsiamilk]

Illwillpress

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

Neurotically Yours/Foamy The Squirrel by iLL WiLL PrEss/JiMathers

[radicalvewi]

Doodled Foamy during a bit of down time today.

[tayto-seal]

Thanks to Fallout 76, I think this vid needs to make it’s round’s.

[z-raven]

I think Pum'kin Guy is really cute with his tiny arms that he waves around while he responds to comments.

[lady-shimmer-kat]

I have became a fan of jimathers's little Pum'Kin Guy and In honor of his amazing little character I made a fan Button I could ware at conventions and out about.