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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

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"What the heck did I just watch? I would think I'm tripping, but I haven't toked today" ~Sandy

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I’m here to tell you some more lore about my friend Richard who officially has a link tree you’re welcome.

When Richard was young he went on a group trip to Hawaii. It was beautiful and scenic and lovely. Every day he’d go swimming, and every day he’d cut open his feet on the coral reefs in the ocean.

Now a reasonable person would probably wash those cuts. But not Richard. Richard just tromped around on the sandy beach, packing the wounds with sand which he continued to ignore. He described the result as a fused on sand scab.

He went to bed with sandy unwashed feet.

But the next day, lo, the sand scabs fell away and revealed perfectly unblemished feet with no cuts. Then he went swimming again and the cycle repeated. For several days.

However four days in Richard thought, well I really should be washing out my daily wounds okay Prometheus and he actually cleaned the coral bites.

To his surprise, these cleaned cuts did not magically heal by morning and instead formed regular scabs that took several days to heal.

Thus Richard formed the hypothesis that the sand in Hawaii has magical healing properties and he wants to do a research study where he gets people to not wash their cuts and instead just walk around on sand so he can observe the results.

This man is a doctor.

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can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

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That's what you get for making cannibalistic jokes.

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*to the tune of "Mahna Mahna" *

Banan banan Do doo be-do-do banan banan Do do-do do banan banan Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

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>censors all existing data on trans healthcare

>orders a study

I'm sure this will be completely unbiased

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I think that’s the wrong map…

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Oh my goodness, I am assured I can be a sugar baby and all of my money problems will just go away, wow, what a gift, it’s almost too good to be true! But I, the gorgeous one, have been chosen for this most generous allowance!

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Shattered: "If you ask me, Hearts and Hooves day is irrelevant, why have a special day for doing something romantic for somepony. If you like somepony then you should do something romantic whenever you feel is right. It's annoying, but luckily Hearts and Hooves is no longer celebrated in the universe I find myself bound too."

Oh wow...well, I understand what you mean! Even though it's not hearts and hooves day anymore, it's still pretty nice.

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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

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Drawing every MLP episode -

Look Before You Sleep

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You can live off a bag of chips or instant noodles, but it doesn't nourish you. Or so I have been told of your nutrition!

Most changelings can get by on familial or puppy love, but a queen such as myself requires something deep and complex...

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Follow to see the same picture of Goose the cat every day

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