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"Silly Fluff, you wriggled too much, now I gotta do it again!"

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Today at work a man I was helping showed me his phone and said, “I’m looking for a style like this” to show me a ring he wanted but his thumb hit the screen when it was facing me and it flipped to a picture of Avengers themed butt plugs and I laughed so hard I had to lie down.

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Mod: Canada Post is on strike for better wages and working conditions. I fully support them in their fight in these tough economic times! But.. This means I might not be able to get holiday cards out on time.

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Do you have a question for Theo? https://asktheo.tumblr.com/

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Artificer: tries to blow a whole bunch of people with a Shatter spell

Enemy Wizard: Counterspells it

Artificer: gets really upset

Artificer: COUNTERSPELL THIS, BITCH! shoots her with a crossbow

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My most loathed coworker has taken up residence on what used to be my favorite work day. Mondays were just me alone in the bed box, but now he splits the day with me and just incessantly talks. Even if I hide across the room or put on headphones.

Not only that but he usually shows up an hour early and hangs out before his shift and I have started dreading my Monday shifts beyond all reason.

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Raider Bear

The Raider Bear's person has been asking me to post his story, and it's finally his turn! I figured the middle of football season was probably a good time for him. :-)

So, Raider Bear's person wrote asking for help with their teddy bear. Here are the diagnosis photos.

As you can see, his fabric was thinning to the point that his person was afraid to clean him... and honestly, I wouldn't recommend putting any bear in the washing machine, but Raider Bear's surface was reaching the point where even hugs could cause damage.

It was important to keep his outside as close to original as possible, so we agreed the best course of treatment would be a spa, and then lining him and stitching his wounds shut to the lining, as well as scar minimization and a bit more touchup.

Here's Raider Bear in his bubble bath:

And here are a couple of photos of him inside out, fully lined (not everyone wants to see that, so I'll leave a few lines blank so you can skip it if you want, then return for the rest of the story):

Next, he was turned rightside out, wounds were repaired, and he was restuffed. Of course he got a small heart with a bit of his original stuffing -- color matched to himself:

Next was chubbiness approval. Here were the first photos of a healthy Raider Bear:

A bit too plump, said his person. So a small stuffingectomy later, here is his next photo shoot:

That works! was the response. So he got closed up and was picked up by his person (another Bay Area resident) the next day.

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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Editor traveling through time

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Wip 🐈‍⬛❄️

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Hey! We are designing three new themed Pride Knights pin collections. For the second collection we thought it would be fun to have the knights relaxing and exploring. We need your feedback! Which designs do you like the most?

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The Fly, Ferenc Rofusz, 1980

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““[cleric] is drunk on yaoi he’s not prepared for The Horrors””

— -cleric’s player

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If you want to see Roger or the others to answer YOUR question, drop an Ask on our blog! Find the characters in the #askR081N tag!

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Did a smoking practice with Loona

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