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This James Webb Space Telescope image of Supernova 1987A shows the structures created before and after the explosion. The keyhole was formed from ejected material afterward, while the equatorial ring was made from material ejected thousands of years beforehand: https://bit.ly/482PSxW

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Adorkable Twilight & Friends - “Two Speeches, One Goal"

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DM: You find the item Profane Cloak

Player OOC: That’s what I call my foreskin

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this is late but SCENE LOONA 👊💥 [i think?? idk]

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Hi does anyone know how to repel Pokémon specifically Eevee’s? This one keeps acting like it’s going to rob the gift shop.

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Flux: Stay safe..

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This is a daily Purr from my Purrtreon. Every morning, Monday to Friday, I write and share one of these gentle reminders. If you’d like daily access to this kind of content and other exclusive things, please join my Purrtreon. 🐈‍⬛🤍

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~Odd Squad

more water

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From day eight of inktober 🐒 🌳 Hike

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*the party is teleported to an island, managing to find a small port for ships. we talk to a guard and tells us we can get on a ship to the main land if we help them with a problem with a giant centipede worm*

The Guard: so, how can you help with our worm problem?

Bennidai, warlock/paladin dragon maid: well, I am rather skilled with various weapons, lady caramel is fairly good with spells *gestures to a minotaur wild magic sorceress who is nude* and morgan is um…

me, shark girl monk/barbarian: I PUNCH GOOD!

bennidais: she punch good…

guard: well, we need all the help we can get

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Henry the Penguin

Henry the Penguin came to California for the summer... not a sentence applicable to most penguins, but he didn't mind the warmer temperatures. :-)

Henry's name had an interesting origin. Apparently his human, as a toddler, sounded like she was saying Henry instead of Penguin. In any case, 35 years later Henry was his name, and his leather beak and feet were starting to have some serious issues. Here are his diagnosis photos:

His person was initially less concerned about his feet, more concerned with his beak. I very rarely work with leather, but I did know I had a good piece that should work for Henry, and so we agreed on a treatment plan and he came to the hospital.

Here is the leather I used to reconstruct his beak:

His person also opted to recover his feet. They weren't originally leather, but she did choose a white faux suede for them. When she chose it she said "Fancy, fancy, Mr. Henry-the-Penguin". :-)

Here's Henry the Penguin all better (he arrived with the blue ribbon):

Looking as spiffy as if he was really wearing a tuxedo!

When he got home, Henry's person wrote:

Henry got home safely today. He looks amazing and is getting lots of hugs to aid in his recovery, as prescribed. He would have written you himself, but he is jet-lagged. He might write you once he has recovered from the flights and the surgery.

Thank you so much for repairing my little guy!

And sure enough, the next day Henry himself emailed:

Dear Miss BetH,

THank you for taking sucH good care of me for tHe past few weeks. I was scared to fly because I Haven't flown in over 10 years. And I was scared of surgery even tHougH I Hadn't been able to eat witH my broken beak. THank you for fixing me. I feel mucH better now. My mom's friend says I look "spiffy." I prefer "Handsome," but "spiffy" will do.

THank you again.

Love,

Henry

(Apologies for Henry's punctuation--not having gone past first grade, he thinks that the letter "H" must always be capitalized since it's the first letter of his name. Efforts to break this habit have proved futile.) Henry's person

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On a scale of Dark Souls to Devil May Cry, how fast are two-handed swords?

As always, more content, Tutorials and art refs over on Patreon

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Meow go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

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Abandoned House in Central Georgia

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"I just saw you have a daughter now, awesome, congratulations from all of us"

Thank you

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Monk: “Okay, [host NPC], now that you’re done shooting me for entering my own safehouse-”

NPC, crossbow in hand: “I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BANDIT I’M SORRY”

Monk: “Can we please go to bed now? We’re beat.”

NPC: “ Um. Well, there’re a few… visitors… in the back for you.”

Sorcerer: “what.”

Monk: “what.”

Paladin: “Fucking what.”

NPC: “It’s probably best you just… find out yourself.”

Monk: “No, wait a minute, who -”

Paladin: “You know what? Fine.” [ooc] I walk into the back room and enter the hidden section of the building.

DM: Upon falling through the trick floor onto the mattress provided for your landing, you look to your bed.

Paladin: …and?

DM: There are eight giant rats and a giant spider.

Paladin: “YOU GUYS AGAIN?!?!”