#illuso 🪞

[tangytiramisu]

La Squadra React to Reader Crushing on Ghiaccio

Because I love him so much 🥹❄️

CW: None

Risotto Nero

Is pretty indifferent to it. As long as it doesn’t get in the way of your work, it’s fine with him.

Though he would be lying if he said he wasn’t at least a little curious, since most people are put off by Ghiaccio’s aggressive personality but you’re an exception.

Being the observant person he is, Risotto notices your blush and every longing glance you give Ghiaccio. That’s how he knows you like him in the first place.

He may be serious but he’s still caring, so if you seem to be struggling to get closer to Ghiaccio, he will give you advice from time to time. Listen to him. It always works.

If you follow his advice and it works he’s like a silently proud dad.

Prosciutto

Judgmental.

Why Ghiaccio? Sure, he is a good looking guy, but you could have chosen someone calmer and more sophisticated. At least in his opinion. (This is Prosciutto we’re talking about)

But regardless, he isn’t really one to meddle in people’s romantic affairs. The most he’ll do is cast judgement.

Though we all know that he’s quite caring, so if you need advice, he will give it to you. But he’ll make sure you know that your duties come first.

He definitely lifts you up if you’re nervous or feeling down!

He will be protective if Ghia is rude to you for any reason.

Pesci

He’s very supportive!

He may be a little surprised that you chose Ghiaccio, but he won’t question it.

Ghiaccio kind of scares him, but Pesci will be there for you if you need advice! He is also very good at comforting you if you doubt yourself for some reason.

Very sweet and routes for you 100%!

10/10 Wingman!

Melone

Oh he’s having a heyday!

He’s the most obnoxious yet enthusiastic wingman you could ask for. You like his best friend. Of course he’ll want to help.

He will want to know everything. Why do you like Ghiaccio? Is it his cute curls? His glasses? His handsome face? His muscles?

He will tell you whatever you want to know about Ghiaccio. Even information you may not have asked for, like the color of his briefs.

Will definitely ask you if you’ve had sexual fantasies about Ghiaccio. Even if you have don’t tell him about them.

Will constantly make dirty jokes when you and Ghiaccio are in a room together. It lowkey feels like he’s hitting on Ghiaccio for you…?

If you need serious advice he’s actually pretty good at it. He knows Ghiaccio the best out of everyone, so you can rely on him.

Melone will basically tell you to just go for it. Tell Ghiaccio how you feel because he appreciates honesty and straightforwardness. If it doesn’t go well, Melone will gladly make it all better ;)

Formaggio

He’s a little indifferent to it. You like Ghiaccio? He’s a little surprised for the same reason as everybody else, but hey, you do you.

He will tease you a little bit though, but it’s all in good fun.

He makes sure you know that you can come to him for advice.

Like Melone, he tells you to approach Ghiaccio. His methods may not be too helpful though because he recommends flirtation, and Ghia is not the best at handling flirting.

If you and Ghia end up together he’s happy for you! If you don’t, he’ll swoop in and get with you himself ;)

Illuso

Oh he knows before any of the others. Why? Because Man in the Mirror.

He scoffs. Ghiaccio? The ice brat??? What’s so special about him?!!

He’s mostly indifferent but it will cost you half your bank account to keep his petty mouth shut.

If you piss him off he will threaten to tell Ghiaccio. Will he go through with it? Who knows.

Ghiaccio

Look he may be book-smart but bro’s dense as hell when it comes to romance.

Don’t let him catch you staring at him. He will blow up at you without hesitation.

He will notice if you act differently around him but he assumes it’s because you hate him or something. He’s used to people being scared of him but that doesn’t make him any less angry.

Probably treats you as if you’re a nuisance because of it.

Eventually if the secret comes out and he doesn’t feel the same way, he’ll be flustered but may avoid you for some time. But if he reciprocates your feelings, he’ll practically melt.

[freriahaha]

🥳🎉Today, the 20th, I celebrate my 20th birthday🎉

In honor of this, catch Illuso cosplay🪞

[achroma-arts]

Second piece in the la squadra set I’m working on!! This time its Illuso 🪞✨

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Next is Risotto 🩸✂️

[t1mt0m]

FEM ILLUSO AND A HEADCANON ‼️🪞🤯

[spooky-salesman]

La Squadra Hcs cause I love them and I’m waiting for my sleep meds to kick in 🙏✨

⛓️Risotto⛓️

- worst sleep schedule of them all. Will not go to bed and when he does, it’s at his desk or just absolutely totaled on his bed. (Still in his day clothes.)

- Visits his cousins grave on the anniversary of his death.

- everyone is mortified of him, he envy’s Bruno to a certain extent for his groupies being open with him, instead of intimidated like his own.

- unfortunately the messiest assassin out of all of them. It’s hard for him to not comeback from a job absolutely drenched or at least have a ton of viscera on him.

- He has so much paperwork. It’s unreal.

🧊Ghiaccio🧊

- was forced into ice skating by his mother, did actually enjoy the sport however.

- wanted to finish college and get a major in English/ Ela and a minor in Italian.

- was the second to last person to join, Pesci was the last.

- grew up with a bunch of cats in his neighborhood and also just as pets. Has a soft spot for them. (Also because his stand looks like a a cat.) (it literally has a tail)

- regularly cleans his glasses. Literally every 10 seconds he’s absolutely scrubbing them down with the microfiber cloth

🍈Melone🍈

- most likely the only one of the assassins to survive part 5.

- really open about sexuality talk. In both a weird way and also the guy you’d probably come out to first.

- has an genuine interest in zodiacs and religions

- actual technical wizard. Probably could just hit a router and it would instantly start working again.

- Transmasc. Look at him bruh.

- HPD. No I won’t elaborate (I have a personality disorder guys trust)

🎣Pesci🎣

- last to join the assassin squad. Much to Proscuttios dismay.

- vaguely related, not in a brother way but in a “cousin thrice removed” way.

- absolutely 1000% the normalest next to Formaggio

- ibs.

- was medicated for his anxiety disorder, but then when their pay got cut he and formaggio would legit go into pharmacy’s and steal the medication.

- not incompetent, unfortunately the way Proscuttio mentors him just makes him feel useless.

- likes to snatch things from others with BeachBoy and play a strange sort of “monkey in the middle” with their said object if he’s bored or is in a cheeky mood

🦴Proscuttio🦴

- chronically an old man. Both in his views and how he operates

- genuinely would say “back in my day”

- so deep in the dam closet about also liking men he’s practically about to reach Narnia

- he grew up with that kind of mentorship and thinks it works for everyone. No if ands or buts

- does that face touchey thing with everyone. Either they hate it (Formaggio, Illuso, Ghiaccio.) or they just kinda tolerate it (Pesci, Risotto, Melone)

- said one misogynistic thing once and then proceeded to get SLAPPED by Ghiaccio..(He never did it again.)(he’s learned.)

🪞Illuso🪞

- grew up with rich but neglectful parents

- only praised him when he did something well academically.

- was not allowed to grow out his hair. His father was a awful man.

- uses his cruelty as a way to coverup a genuine insecurity.

- in my own brain. I’d like to think Sheila-E got to beat the shit out of him. Then they finally tolerated eachother.

🤏Formaggio🤏

- i dont care what you say that mother fucker is a manlet.

- the second most normal. He has his quirks tho.

- fucking hates dogs. Absolutely fucking hates them.

- has such an unlucky streak with women that Melone once told him “he should switch teams, you know?” And it’s bruised his ego forever.

- flirts with women so bad he makes Melone look like a conversation expert.

BONUS

👄Sheila-E👄

- hates these guys Fugo pick her up she’s SCARED.

- absolutely the one treated like a child. “I’m not a kid!” Then literally everyone goes “yes you are”

- has done exactly 24 murder attempts on Illuso . They stopped once Illuso just let her beat the ever loving shit out of him. (Im talking broken ribs, face, everything.)

- has definitely made at least one of them cry over a mean teenage girl comment. Fucking wears that moment like a badge of HONOR.

- fluctuates like a stray cat between the assassin base and Giornos mansion.

[goldenwindeditz]

₊　⁺　ʚ illuso ɞ ₍ rentry graphics ₎ —🪞 rb + credit if using ... imgur

[sisterkosho]

🪞| Illuso of the Mirror

[fictionkinfessions]

Confession. I might have told my little little cousins we were dating when I brought you to meet them. It was easier than explaining what we are to them. They’re little and don’t need me to explain complex platonic relationships to them. Haha. I’m sure Elsye still calls you Uncle Formaggio.

- Illuso 🪞 #🔥

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[slowburnheart]

🍈🪞🧀🎣

Can you guess with which I struggled most?

ID 1: Two traditional drawings of Melone and Illuso from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. They’re headshots, Melone is on left, colored in lilac and yellow and has a slightly pissed expression. Illuso on right is colored in yellow with purple hair and red headbands and eyes, has a playful expression. End ID. 

ID 2: Two traditional drawings of Formaggio and Pesci from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. They’re headshots, Formaggio is on left, colored in orange and red and is smirking. Pesci on right is colored in light green and bubblegum pink, has a neutral expression. End ID. 

[soranatus]

Formaggio & Illuso 🧀🪞 By Denise Zhang

[depressed-lombster]

True and honest La Squadra headcanons

Formaggio 🧀

- R.I.P Formaggio you would've loved The Most EXtreme on Animal Planet

- Knows obscure spider facts

- Has no aspirations, became an assassin for the lulz

- Stuffing his cat in the bottle is Anime only anti-Formaggio slander and I will not stand for it, no I don't believe he's like a cat dad or anything but I refuse the narrative the anime gives

Illuso 🪞

- Stupid, ugly, cringe has rat hair

- Racist (especially to Formaggio)

- Would slut shame a victim of SA

Pesci 🎣

- He doesn't even fish

- Pissed off an eldritch being (Prosciutto) and now he's stuck in this Hellish job he does not want

- He likes painting his nails in his spare time, claims he's just "in touch with his emotions" in reality he's just gay and has aspirations to do drag, he'd be beautiful too

- Prosciutto is the only member he takes any shit from and it's because he loves him and knows being a controlling bitch makes him happy

- Has several food allergies

Prosciutto ⚰️

- Mentally ill

- his last name is Cappano if Jorge Joestar is to be believed

- This mf has the clumpiest mascara, it's tragic

- Prosciutto is neither a young man or an old man who turns himself into a young man using Grateful Dead's ability to suck the youth from people. He's actually a featureless humanoid that can shapeship and pretends to be a person which is why he's acts like that and everyone is just weirdly okay with the fact that he is an abomination of nature

Melone 🖥️

- This bitch dyes his hair stupid colors like Lavender, he's naturally blonde

- His Stand runs on Linux

- Plays Neopets, he has a Grundo and is way too invested in the Neopet economy

- He literally showed up at their base one day and refuses to leave

- Can drive a motorcycle but doesn't know how to drive a car

- He doesn't really kill anyone he mostly does finances

Ghiaccio 😾

- Literally Autistic

- It's the early 2000s and you know for a FACT his furry ass is in AOL chatrooms discussing Tiny Toons in his spare time

- Says shit like "mammaries" when he means "fat tits" and it really pisses everyone off

Risotto Nero ✂️

- This man has no idea how to use a computer, technology scares him and he will never learn

- Killed a man and injected tattoo ink into his eyes and didn't know where to go from there

- Looks up mental illnesses on Wikipedia in his spare time

- he refuses to actually buy an apartment and just stays in random hotel rooms, he claims it's to be harder to track but really because the depression

La Squadra as a whole🧀🪞🎣⚰️🖥️😾✂️

- The only members who actually live together are Prosciutto and Pesci and Risotto and Melone, the former is because Prosciutto is a horrible monster that attached itself to Pesci and the later is because Melone wont get out of Risotto's hotel room. Formaggio and Ghiaccio have their own houses

- Teamwork isn't their strong suit

- These bitches ain't broke

[tangytiramisu]

La Squadra’s Favorite Makeup Looks On You

This is just a fun idea that came to me! (Please excuse my poorly drawn bases 😖)

CW: None

Risotto Nero

He doesn’t know much about makeup so he doesn’t have strong opinions.

He wants you to be happy so he’s perfectly fine with what you choose.

Though if he had to choose a favorite it would be something soft and natural that accentuates your features, especially your eyes. Brown eyeshadow, subtle liner, and eyebrow pencil are his favorite choices.

Prosciutto

Out of all of the members he is one of the most knowledgeable about fashion. He will gladly help you pick out an outfit if you are unsure of what to wear for an occasion.

He prefers looks that are elegant and classy.

He likes deeper more neutral colors for makeup because they look more mature.

Thus, the smokey eye with red lipstick is perfect in his opinion. It is a timeless classic that looks good with everything. Accompany it with lash extensions and contouring and you’re all set!

Pesci

Like Risotto, he doesn’t know a lot about cosmetics but is aware that makeup is an art form.

He always looks forward to seeing the different stylistic choices you make everyday. He loves it when you express yourself!

While he loves every thing you wear, he has a soft spot for simple and cute pastel shades. He thinks they compliment your skin wonderfully!

He prefers a more subtle look, so contouring isn’t all that necessary in his eyes.

Sparkles will make the look infinitely better!

Melone

We all know how eccentric he is, so he would love something unusual and eye catching!

Unsurprisingly, he has quite a bit of knowledge regarding cosmetics, despite not wearing them himself.

He definitely has tried some before though and knows how they work, so he loves doing your makeup!

Almost always goes for purples, blues, and pinks, and prefers unconventional mascara colors. He finds colorful lipstick extremely sexy as well. Don’t forget lots of glitter!

Ghiaccio

He knows nothing about makeup. He doesn’t understand why people make a huge fuss about it either. It’s pretty much just face paint!

Needless to say, he won’t shame you for wearing it or anything, but he likes you more in your natural state.

If he had to choose a look he liked, he would go for something like Risotto’s, but even simpler.

Very faint beige eye shadow, blush, light lipgloss, and some eyeliner. He would only like eyebrow pencil of your brows are light. His favorite is the mascara though, but he’d never admit it.

Formaggio

Bro doesn’t know how to put makeup on but has seen plenty of women wear it.

Before getting with you, he often hung out in bars and clubs and took several women home. Since then, he has fallen in love with flashy party makeup. He also just likes colorful things.

While he’s fine with any colors you choose, his favorite eyeshadow is blue— it’s got that somewhat tacky but classic party girl vibe.

He loves that with eyelash extensions and bright red lipstick. Party on!

Illuso

He will never admit it, but he thinks makeup is interesting. Hell, he’s even dabbled in it a few times and wasn’t all that bad at it.

Knowing how extravagant he is, he loves something glamorous. Nothing too flashy like Formaggio’s choice, but it should still be eye catching.

Deep sparkly purples do the trick for him. Bold eyebrows are a must. That, with long eyelash extensions and contouring has him swooning. Don’t forget deep kissable lipstick!

[sand-worms]

Illuso moodboard 🪞💯

[silvernyxchariot]

Good Morning, my darling La Squadra Bitches, Bros, & Non-binary Hoes. ♡

I would post this to my LS side blog, but I don't think it would get enough attention there. So,👏 I made a La Squadra themed ask game. Tag people. Don't tag people. Answer all of the questions, some of them, or just one question. Answer the questions because you feel like it or you want your followers to interact with you. Tbh, after I throw this out into the void, it doesn't really matter. 🙂 My end goal is to see if there's anyone alive out there (outside of the people I'm currently following)./ref Please use the hashtag #LaSquadraSurvey to make it easy to find other LS fans.

Some Basics

❤️ Favorite La Squadra member?

🧡 Favorite La Squadra Stand?

💛 Which member's death made you cry the most?

💚 Which member do you think had the most gruesome death?

💙 Which La Squadra member do you kin?

💜 Who is your least favorite member?

🤎 If you could borrow one members Stand, which one would it be? (And why.)

🖤 If you were in Vento Aureo, what would you be doing?

🤍 What AU would you like to see La Squadra reincarnated to? (Feel free to use this as an advertisement for your La Squadra AU series. 😂)

Member Inspired Asks

🧀 Formaggio - Would you fight back against Illuso for poking fun at Formaggio's Stand?

🪞 Illuso - How do you feel when you learn Illuso keeps tabs on everyone in La Squadra, including you?

🐠 Pesci - Pesci is asking you for advice, how do you handle hits? Whether you're fearful, apathetic, etc to all the death, he wants to know how you feel.

🥓 Prosciutto - Are you good at sharing bathroom space? Whatever you do, don't touch Prosciutto's (or Illuso's for that matter) care products.

🍈 Melone - What are your hobbies?

🧊 Ghiaccio - Do you participate in any sports or exercise routine?

✂️ Risotto - Which member of La Squadra made you invested in the Hitman Team to begin with?

✨️The Dads✨️ - What's your favorite cold dessert and how do you assimilate into the bromance of La Squadra?

You think I'm joking, but really I'm not. All these bastards got is each other.

[t1mt0m]

ILLUSO THE DIVAAA ‼️💜🪞

[scenekid-gangstar]

*terrified jingling*

"Is the rat gone...? Uh. Not that I was scared, I'm totally not afraid of rats!" (scenekid-gangstar)

@scenekid-gangstar