#illegal experiment

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #15

Despite what most people would think, Danny was an excellent driver. It took a lot of hard work and extra classes, but he is by far the safest driver of the family. So safe in fact that others often make fun of him for it.

'You'll get there eventually with Grandma driving!' 'It's like going even a fraction over the speed limit is gonna give you a heart attack or something'

It was fine. Danny was proud about being a safe driver. It's what he worked for! His family already contributed to enough property damage.

Driving in Gotham was a very different experience from driving in Amity. His new friends made fun of him even more now.

It was one of these playful ribs that he shot out his favorite reply (one he hadn't gotten the chance to use since moving).

"Well, you know what they say; you should only do one illegal thing at a time!" Danny thought he was hilarious (as his species was still technically illegal), the Batkid (you decide) overanalyzed (as usual).

[canidaezy]

how do transmascs not want to kill themselves all the time honestly

[dykeofmisfortune]

doing this thing i call "reading every class high school lit book i missed out on" partially because as an english minor i feel like a lot of ppl in my english lectures have already read these books in higschool partially because high school english classes suck balls and i think the way they taught kids to read books was lame and dumb as hell and killed love for reading and i think some of these books they make kids read should never be experienced in a classroom setting

[seenfull]

If you keep drawing ronnie bigger I wonder how big he’s gonna end up??? 👀👀👀👀 what’s the fattest you’d be comfortable drawing him?

Nothing drastic, for now >:)

[serapheseraphim]

(OC) Wisteria Fairfolk.

[olivexing]

had a dream about turning into a giant robot

I kept changing, but my environment stayed the same.

It was initially strangely euphoric, but quickly became claustrophobic. It’s a recurring dream

[wonder-worker]

I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the end of her family name.

I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.

Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.

All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:

“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”

Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.

[beardisable]

- Bruno Is Orange by Hop Along

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

Miles Kane talking to his mum on the phone after meeting his childhood hero Roberto Baggio ⚽️♥️

[cherrywhite]

Diversity win! The heart surgeon that commits medical malpractice has a husband!!!

[causalityparadoxes]

My personal reconciliation of 'So the Doctor doesn't have any kids yet???' Is that the Doctor did and does have kids. I mean literally, at the very least they had Jenny! However, none of these children were one of Susan's parents. Thus in the context of being asked about Susan they say 'not yet'.

Which personally, as someone who could never quite believe Susan had other family, Is a pretty good time for me.

[ineffablesheets]

Bartending Bertie

Bertie: Had a brainwave today. Thought I’d mix my own cocktail for once. Naturally, I chose the strongest spirits I could find, threw in some lime for the aesthetic. Ended up with a concoction that could probably fuel a small aircraft. Gave it to Jeeves for a taste test, and for the first time in history, I saw the man hesitate.

Jeeves: An ambitious creation, sir. Perhaps it would be more suitable for, er, external use? As a polish or cleaning agent, perhaps.

Translation: This is a crime against beverages, sir.

[isamovingon]

MYUNG JAEHYUN 'Dangerous' @ Performance37

[valewritessss]

All my memories of watching Sing for the first time is 2% of the plot and 98% of my nine year old soul ascending to heaven when Jennifer Hudson started singing

[spacebar2]

That one meme that's been going around lol

Version with the swear below.

[meowchira]

i need noel noa to drag his glasses bowl cut twink away from these kids after the blue lock ends..