#ill help all giggly and fuck up

[futturmangamez]

Wolf just asked if we can get drunk and watch a bunch of cooking videos at 11 in the morning today...

Well he actually wanted to do coke but I am not doing that!!!!

Im thinking about it..might just say fuck it since I'm off of work today and miss him a lot👀

[rene-darling]

WHINY- Drunk men

They're just so desperate for your touch!!

...wanderer...xiao...itto...gorou...kazuha....

Wanderer

Whiny horny wanderer!!

Wanderer who's so drunk that he can't help but think about your big cock/dildo

He wants to chock on it! Why won't you let him..!!

Leaning onto your shoulder, arm grasping at you as he whines softly "come on...y/n, ill- I want you to fuvk me till I cry- please"

His broken promises seem so convincing! Your almost lulled by his sweet promises

He's like a siren trying to pull you into the trap between his legs

Xiao

Sweet xiao who's more vocal when drunk

He's vocal but still shy and sweet with his words, some insecurity seeping from his words but at least he's more open

"y-/n come on...touch me..? Please? Would you.. "

Grabbing your hand and gently pulling it to his waist slowly dragging it down

"i- I would be really happy...you'll touch me right..?"

Sweet delicate words to get you to fuck him, to get you to make his eyes roll back to the heavens

Itto

"ple-eease y/n...jus the tip"

Looking at you with his big oni eyes grabbing your hand and whining about how this isn't fair

Shaking his hips in an attempt to intice you

"come onnnn..!!"

He's fed up easily!! Just fuck him already!!

Then he's mad at you the next morning whining about how "y/nnn I said just the tip-!!"

Gorou

Whiny puppyyy

His face is completely flushed red and his tail is aggressively wagging behind him

"y-y/n.. " sweet puppy giving you those big doe eyes...while he grabs your hand dragging it up his body making you feel him up

Some drool seeping from his mouth he just looked so dumb and cute!

His ears and tail going nuts!

Oh archons help you if you brush against his ear!

His back is already arching and he's sloppily drooling all over the place!

Kazuha

"Honey~ hehe..."

So giggly and cute.

He can't help himself!!

He tells you haikus and tries to convince you by them

"I am warm honey, I am sweet cream and cherries lick me like candyyy~ heh! Haha"

He's so cute! He's leaning across the table arching his back as he stuffs his head in your chest

Small mumbles leave his mouth as he whines rutting so cutely against you

[pedrithink]

delicate ✩ jude bellingham

about: the massive hate you are getting on internet and the way jude stood by you, supporting you.

couple: jude bellingham x reader! singer

request: hey babyyyy! what do u think about a jude x reader (maybe olivia rodrigo fc) ?? xxx love u

face claim: olivia rodrigo

NOW: Jude’s Bellingham talks ‘Real Madrid’, His first World Cup’s impressions & His favorite Y/N’s songs.

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user1 he’s so perfect 🥹 yn and him seemed like soulmates

user2 I REMEMBERED WHEN YN POINTED AT JUDE DURING GORGEOUS AND HE TOOK A PHOTO AND SHE WAS ALL GIGGLY

user3 yn once said “you’re so gorgeous, it actually hurts” and “they say home is where the heart is, but that's not where mine lives. you know I love a london boy.”

user4 @user3 im yn

user5 imagine being jude bellingham and having yn write her best love songs and best title tracks about you a DREAM

judebellingham has added to their story

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ynusername vampire song and video out now 🧛🏼. writing this song helped me sort through lots of feelings of regret, anger, and heartache. it's one of my favorite songs on the album and it felt very cathartic to finish. im so happy it's in your hands now and I hope it helps u deal with any bloodsuckers in your lite. all my thanks 4ever 🫶🏻

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judebellingham proud of you, vampie 🧛🏼🩸🥹🫶🏻

ynusername @judebellingham love u babs

user1 vampire is one of the best songs ever

user2 another song about another ex 🥱🙄

user3 @user2 literally let people write out their feelings or WHATEVER they want. obviously yall can only attack women for this tho...

user4 people calling yn boring or overrated for writing songs about her ex does not sit right w me …. like let her write about whatever she wants?? she’s 20??? all singers have songs about their ex’s???? stfu

user5 @user4 SPEAK. ON. IT

user6 "yn makes too much songs ab her ex" "all she write is break up songs, she’s so obsessed"

ok then stop listening to her songs 🤷🏻‍♀️

user7 whaaaaat 😭 why are there so many people mad that yn wrote some songs about her ex. meanwhile, there are men who only write songs about fucking hoes and using drugs and yet they still get praised for it 🥱

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judebellingham date night with vampie to celebrate all of her achievements, proud of u ❤️‍🩹

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ynusername 🧛🏻‍♀️🩸❤️‍🩹🧛🏼

user8 JUDE CALLING YN VAMPIE >>>>

user9 i hope i find someone who supports me the way jude supports yn

user10 ill always be soft for these two. its amazing how jude supports yn in any way he can and yn never forgets to save jude a seat. fucking POWER COUPLE!!!

user11 @user10 i just love them

user12 lets talk about the fact that at the 2020 grammys she didn’t feel like there was someone to celebrate with and now she has one and he helps her and supports her and take her on dates when she achieves more and more in her singing career 🥹

user13 yn and jude be like: happiest relationship of my life, so let’s go cheer for my breakup songs together 💕💞💓💗💖💘

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ynusername delicate is out now 🫧 surprise song for y’all, hope u like it 🫶🏻

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user14 delicate video really speaks to me. yn let go of the world's expectations of how she should act, smile and behave. once she did that, she was able to find who she was looking for. i’m shaking and crying, so so proud of our baby!!!!

user15 @user14 it’s already my favorite music video of her!!!! i love the lyrics 2

user16 these pics were taking by jude i’m CRYING and the lyrics… I JUST LOVE HIM EVEN MORE

user17 @user16 yeah 🥹 i’m so happy that she found someone that makes her feel like that

user18 delicate is one of the most beautiful songs yn has ever written, it’s so GENUINE.

[sanjisblackasswife]

Things You Did Unintentionally That Turned Them On (NSFW-ISH)

Guess who was on reddit againnn…ill do part 2 soon

Ft. Sanji, Luffy. Zoro

Black Fem Reader in Mind

CW: Mentions of Sex, Reader can speak another Language, Uhhh crack ig

Sanji

One time you were with Sanji on the deck chilling sharing a cookbook to read, he wasnt smoking so you were closer than usual and noticed his breath smelled like peppermint, so you told him he smelled nice making him swiftly grin and stick out his tongue to show the chewed gum. For no particular reason you hum and take the gum out of his mouth with your tongue in a heated kiss. To this day, Sanji doesn’t remember what happened between then and when you both woke up on his bed naked and sweaty.

You and Sanji were making out on the couch in his room and sanii being sanji wasnt as rough with his touch as you desired so you pulled him on top of you, looking him dead in the eyes and said “Sanji, stop being a fucking gentleman and kiss me like you mean it.” You stirred up an unknown fire in this man.

Zoro

You insisted to try roleplay once; you were a paid prostitute and you and Zo was going to have sex in a hotel when yall landed on an island. So the night comes and he plays the part relatively well if you ignore his stutters and blushes seeing you in nothing but thin fabric under ur trench coat. Once it gets hot and heated Zoro forgets about the roleplay but you dont, he does his usual grabbing you neck to kiss you but you push him back on the bed with your finger on his panting lips and say “Uh uh Roronoa…you didnt pay extra for kissing of the merchandise.” His eyes widened and pants got tight at your way of staying in character and in turn it was one of the best sex you both have ever had to date.

You once pressed your body against his when the ship shifted harshly. He know you didnt mean it but your hand landed right on his lower stomach and grazed it so softly he stiffened and he couldnt help but to move you closer. It’s embarrassing for him to think about but your soft hands on his bare exposed body made him want to feel you more that day.

Luffy

Luffy never knew you could speak another language, he didnt really care despite your heavy accent, but it wasnt until you were a bit tispy and swung yourself around on your boyfriend’s shoulder and slur in his ear “Paaaappiiiii i missed you.” In an instant Luffy’s smile faded and he looked at you. “What did you say?” And upon this discovery He makes you repeat that name. All. Night. Long.

You once licked his belly button all the way up his neck. Okay this wasn’t supposed to be too sexual, but you guys were playing truth or dare and Vivi dared you to lick some some whipped cream off of him and Luffy was excited and giggly, to then flustered and giggly seeing you on top of him not breaking eye contact and licking the whipped cream in one fell swoop. It turned Luffy on so much that later that night he came in your room with more whipped cream smiling, “Its your turn now!”

[fanaticsnail]

Sending love to that anon who is on the Yandere Doffy cruise with me, but also how dare you make it angsty 😭😭 but also, I love that. Make it fluffy then make it angsty! A perfect concoction. And then Snail adding the Impel Down? How about you just let Law take my heart instead and crush it, it would hurt less 😭😭

Following that Reader gets ill idea, you know who is the only doctor in the world who can help Reader if she gets ill?

You know WHO is the only one who can probably completely heal Reader?

LAW.

Fucking.

LAW.

(cackles)

Ohohohoho the plot thickens!

Would Doflamingo actually ask Law to heal Reader? Law's is the only fruit that can do it. Doflamingo just realising that would be so fckn AMAZING. The shock, the internal conflict, the fckn anger that Law is the only doctor left who has the HIGHEST chance of healing Reader...

This could be pre-Dressrosa Arc, hell this could be the reason Doflamingo surrenders during Dressrosa Arc because Law heals Reader right in front of Doflamingo, who is literally holding her while she has a fever. (I know, very unlikely but hey, let Doffy be desperate, as a treat.)

It could be that after he beats Law in their first fight after Law wakes up Doflamingo takes him to give a diagnosis on Reader, and Law is shooketh.

Also, add Reader being a mother figure to Law, being kind to him and thanking him and apologizing for Doffy and she is so sorry and Law is getting reminded of his mom now and is literally having a lump in his throat and this 26-year-old grump is about to CRY as he looks through Reader's medical charts left by the other doctors and all check-ups.

Maybe Law's doctor mode just TURNS ON. He isn't even thinking it, he offers to help with his Devil Fruit but in exchange Doflamingo has to surrender or at least let Reader go.

Doflamingo is not on board. He's gonna force Law to use Room if he has to.

Luffy is on board (if it's Dressrosa Arc), bless his soul, he even says he'll kick Law's ass if he harms Reader since he is reminded of watching Ace die or reminded of Nami being sick and him being helpless.

Would Doflamingo accept the deal? Yes? No?

Knowing Doffy he'll go like "I'll just force Law to heal her." in his Big Brain Moment™

And the Impel Down addition, ugh, fuck, my heart.

But Law healing Reader and Doflamingo's internal struggle and pride... OHOHOHOHOHO. I am laughing evilly.

We are further sinking into the Yandere Doffy hole here.

No, don't send the ladder. We like it here.

CAN I JUST

AND LET ME JUST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay, I love this so much. This is gonna end up as a series, I can tell. It's going to have to be. Yandere Doffy with a reader who doesn't want to be with him, getting sick and finally seeing a way towards freedom with Law offering it to them, AND DOFFY JUST MOURNING FOR HIS LOVE WHO WANTS TO LEAVE HIM. JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I freaking love the Yandere Doffy train going on in my ask box. This is getting me all giddy and giggly. I love this so so much. I'm in the hole next to you, bestie. I'm taking notes.

I am also digging the fact we're all like: "yessss bring Law into it. Have the tables turn."

You: "You have always been so kind to me. Even as a troubled child, you had the potential of turning out like either brother. He'd be so proud of you, your heart mirroring his even now."

Law: "You offered me no reason to harm you. You were one of the few that made my childhood bearable there. And... Thank you. All I've done, I've done in honour of Cora-san and to spite Doflamingo."

The Heart Pirates: "What the hell? Don't we hate Doflamingo? Why are we healing his spouse?"

You: "And where do I factor in? The honour or the spite?"

Law: "Both and neither. I honour Cora-san in offering you this kindness, and I spite Doflamingo in knowing you're released from his charge and allowed to make your choice to remain here or flee. It's up to you what you do."

The Heart Pirates: collective "ohhhhhh"

I love this so much. I can't wait to write it. Thank you for another Yandere Doffy prompt, it's fuelling me.

[kennahjune]

hi hi i'm the main blog of who said stuff about steve stimming. OH MY GOD! you responding to those tags has made me stim the fuck out holyyyyyyyyy shit okay. thank you for replying to them!!!!

on the topic i wanted to just talk about steve stimming, if you don't mind lol. god it makes me ill to think about steve being all giggly and he has a high pitched squeal in the back of his throat when he's filled with so much joy that he thinks it's gonna bust open his chest right then and there.

steve who stims by bouncing on his tip toes and rambles to robin so fast that his words aren't even words anymore and he just sighs in a break for breaths and he is GLOWING and his cheeks are sore from smiling so big. he feels like no amount of hand flaps can get across how goddamn big his heart feels inside his chest

steve who shakes robin or eddie when he gets all gooey happy and he does this combination of a back and forth swaying and wiggling his body. he giggles in a way that he finds absolutely embarrassing but he can't fucking help it, he's just so happy

and oh my GOD, eddie who beams back at steve's stims. kisses his head for it or takes one of his hands once he's done flapping them and kisses it. eddie who loves seeing steve happy stim. eddie who often tells steve how cute he is when he's happy. and steve stims even more. steve who pics up the stim of repeatedly kissing eddie's cheek or lips. just. eddie who loves steve so much. eddie who is absolutely in love with his happy steve-o

HI OMG HELLO!!!

YES YES YESSSSSS

The kids picking up on Steve’s stims and him and Dustin rubbing off on each other and stimming together when they’re particularly happy abt smth.

El and Max making Steve bracelets and shit so that when he does his hand flaps his bracelets jingle and clank in a way that soothes his brain.

Lucas jumping up and down with him whenever they’re playing together because he just can’t help it. Steve’s happy so he’s happy!!

Mike not understanding at first but slowly picking up on Steve’s facial expressions and copying them without even realizing.

Will noticing that Steve stims the most when talking about Eddie and taking his time to ease out all the info he can because he loves seeing Steve so goddam happy.

Eddie seeing Steve grin stupid-big when flirting and Steve trying to hide it but Eddie takes his face in his hands gently and presses kisses all over his face— his cheeks his forehead his nose (Steve’s nose scrunches so ADORABLY—) and when he finally kisses his lips Steve’s smiling so much it’s more teeth than anything but that’s fine because Eddie Did That.

Steve bouncing and pacing and shaking Robin and barely breathing because he’s gushing about smth Eddie said or did that day and Robins looking at him like he hung the moon because he’s just so happy and she loves that he’s so happy.

Wayne picking up on the stims and noticing that Steve can’t always get the flaps out and no matter when he does his hands are still awkward so Wayne gets him a little fidget toy of some kind and Steve is fucking ECSTATIC and immediately goes into stimming because Wayne noticed and helped and UGH—

And it’s not just hand flaps and bouncing. It’s full body shivers and wiggles and shakes!! Steve will shake his head from side to side hard he’ll get a headache sometimes but it’s fine because Eddie is simply looking at him and smirking that Smirk and Oh Gosh—

You’ve got me on a rampage now lmao

[unluckyhoneybee]

Mine (Daniel Ricciardo)

3. Lando. Lando is clumsy but Daniel is more than willing to help.

MASTERLIST.

Note: thank you to @storysf1ferrari the inspo! (the photo was just perfect). I know nothing about this people's sexualities, it's fiction. If you don't like it just leave.

And yes, I'm posting this right before the race. Cheers

A goodbye to dando as teammates.

Warning: +18. Bi s*x (m on m, m on f). Oral for everyone. Penetrative s*x (f receiving). Everyone touching everyone. Ice and wax play. Toys. The most ambitious part, I think.

Danny's phone lit up. It was a message of you. He cautiously opened it and a smile crept on his face. It was you wearing one of those sets he loved so much. He couldn't see more than you chest, but fuck, he loved it so much. He switched on his place and pulled his tight jeans a bit. He couldn't wait to go home. This sponsorship shit was already boring.

What he didn't notice at first was Lando looking. He was cautiously shooting glances on Danny's phone.

The first photo was fine. It was the second the one that made him pant. What a mistake? Daniel caught him. His teammate had caught him peeking to see a picture of his girlfriend sucking her fingers with a text message promising to suck something else later.

Daniel looked at Lando with big eyes. They both felt nervous for a second. Daniel thought of hiding the phone. But then Lando gulped and Danny smirked. Just how he liked them. Vulnerable.

"Like what you see?" He whispered.

Lando felt confused. Wasn't he angry?

"Answer Lando"

He wasn't supposed to be feeling like this. Danny had a girlfriend. He shouldn't be thinking of him like that. He shouldn't be feeling that rush of blood down to his lower body.

He nodded.

"Words"

"Yes"

Daniel smiled and Lando had to look away.

"Are you okay?" Someone asked him.

"Y-yes. I am"

"You look flustered" They said. "Are you sure you are feeling good?"

"I am."

"Maybe he is getting ill again" Danny joked.

Lando ranaway from the meeting room once it was over. He almost flied out of it. He didn't want to see Daniel. He didn't want o face what had happened inside.

But Daniel had other plans. Somehow, he was already on the bathroom when Lando opened the door. The English gasped.

"Hi" Danny said with a smirk.

"H-hi" Lando felt his whole body shake.

"Well?"

Lando looked at Daniel with confusion.

"You have nothing to say?"

"I'm sorry" Lando spat making Daniel chuckle.

"Are you?"

The younger nodded fast.

Daniel walked on his direction and he walked back. But soon his back touched the wall and Daniel entered his space.

"So you are telling me that hard on you have is not because of my girl?"

I'm going to faint. Lando thought.

Everyone in the paddock was on their knees for you. You were perfect, beautiful and had a lovely personality. And those you knew you better could easily fall in love with you. Lando was not different. He would get all giggly and blushy when you were around. And both, Daniel and you, had noticed. He was on the list, he was one of the recent additions. And Daniel knew he could bring him home and you wouldn't complain.

"Use your words, Lando" Daniel whispered, his breath fawning on Lando's face. "Let me hear you"

Lando was frozen. He had never felt like this. He had never felt this rush of excitement. It was weird. But he felt euphoric.

"I'm sorry"

"You are not" Daniel smirked and leaned even closer. Lando gasped and grabbed his waist.

Daniel had to stop and breathe for a second. Lando's hands were huge and they felt exactly how he thought they would. He could already imagine the guy touching you.

"You want her, don't you?"

Lando gulped.

"D-danny... I-I..."

Lando's green eyes were almost black and Daniel was loving it. He leaned and pressed a wet kiss on Lando's jaw. His teammate whimpered.

"You have a girlfriend" He said. He felt it was the right thing. Even though he wanted this so much, he couldn't.

Daniel laughed and pulled back.

"Yeah. And if I call her and tell her I'm with you..." Daniel left the words hanging on the air.

"What?"

Daniel cupped Lando's cheek.

"Do you want to see?"

He nodded.

Your phone rang and you opened your eyes groaning. You reached for it and smiled when you saw it was Daniel.

"I was thinking of you" You said.

"I bet"

You sighed in pleasure, moving your fingers a bit faster.

"OH baby" Daniel smiled. "I have someone here with me"

By the sound of his voice, you knew he was up to no good.

"You better stop what you are doing, baby"

You obeyed, sitting straighter on the bath and making some water drip out of the edges.

"Who"

"Say hi"

"Hi, YN"

Lando... You bit your lip and let your hands wander over your body.

"I was thinking..." Daniel continued. "Maybe we could invite him over. We can other from the Thai and..."

"Yes" You gasped.

"See, Lando?"

Lando gulped but didn't took his eyes off Daniel's. He was shaking. Was Daniel inviting him home? With you?

"Come home, Lando" You said to the phone. Daniel smiled proudly.

"O-okay"

"Good boy" The aussie whispered. Lando's only response was a moan.

You giggled on your side of the phone.

"I will order the food" You said jumping of the bath. You didn't care about not being able to finish yourself, you knew it would be better when the boys came home.

"Well. Do you want to come with me on the car or..." Danny said casually as if he hadn't just triggered Lando's praising kink.

"I-I think I will take mine... So I can leave later and..."

"You can stay" Daniel said opening the toilets room. "There is plenty of space..."

Lando nodded and followed him.

"... On our bed"

Lando coughed and Danny laughed loud.

Once they were on Daniel's car, Lando turned to look at him.

"If this is some kind of joke..."

Daniel looked at him. He was so serious that Lando didn't doubt when he spoke.

"It's not. We are both deadly serious about this. We both like you and respect you. So... Everything is up to you." Daniel spoke slowly and with a gentle voice. He could see Lando's nerves floating around him.

"So... Sex?" Lando awkwardly said.

Daniel chuckled.

"No, we will knit socks."

Lando blushed deeply.

"Yes, Lando. Sex. If you want to. You can say no and there won't be any problem. We are capable of having fun on our own. You will. Have to sit in the sofa and hear, though"

"You would need to pay me an Uber"

Daniel smiled when Lando finally made one of his sarcastic remarks.

"No mate, you are declining the most awesome sex of your life, you are responsible of your Uber."

Lando laughed and looked down at his hands. Daniel wanted to grab them. He could see how nervous he was. He didn't want the guy to have an anxiety attack or something.

"What is the problem?"

Lando was surprised Daniel could see it.

"I..." He took a deep breath. "I'm not so expert."

Daniel bit his lip and let him go on.

"I have sex. I'm not a virgin or something. But I know I'm not good."

"OH c'mon..."

"Daniel. I know" Lando said dead serious. Daniel knew it wasn't time to joke around.

"Okay. No problem"

"I don't want you guys to think I'm lame" Lando looked at Daniel after a long time looking down at his lap. Daniel shot a quick glance. "I think you two are the coolest couple ever"

Daniel smiled proudly.

"Lando, don't worry about that. I'll help you out. I'll show you. Plus... YN is quite sincere with what she likes or not. I'm sure she will tell you how to things if it's needed."

Lando felt his heart beating fast. Then Daniel grabbed his thigh and he almost jumps out of the car.

When you opened the door wearing a silky robe and a big smile, Lando had to remind himself to breathe. Then he saw the way you responded when Daniel kissed you and he had to adjust himself on his trousers. How would he last through the dinner?

He wouldn't need to, but he didn't need to know that. Daniel was fully invested on the kiss and you were following him. Your hands were on his neck and his were grabbing your ass. When he pull back, he bit your lower lip and made you moan.

Lando looked around in the corridor worriedly. He cautiously stepped into the apartment and closed the door behind him. You were both looking at him when he turned around.

"Hi, Lando" You said with a smile.

She is so cute. He thought. He loved the way you looked under Danny's arm. You hand was on your boyfriend's chest.

"Hi, YN" He answer blushing.

"Welcome home. Thank you very much for coming."

He swallowed the lump on his throat. What did he had to do now?

"Lando" Daniel could see how he would need to guide him through everything. Not that he was bothered. He loved that. "Come closer"

Lando walked slow and once you could, you reached for him. He moaned once you kissed him. I'm dreaming. He thought. You lips felt perfect. You were such a great kisser and soon he was eagerly sliding his tongue on your mouth. You moaned and pulled him a bit closer. Daniel was still there, an arm around you and a smile on his face. He reached his hand to Lando's neck and brushed his thumb over his pulse point. He was observing how you kissed him. He could easily sit and let you dominate Lando. He could easily sit and watch and see you do your thing. He had seen you and you were perfect. But today wasn't for that. Today was for Lando to gain some confidence.

Daniel pressed gently his fingers around Lando's neck and he had to pull back from the kiss. You smiled when you saw what Daniel was doing. Lando's neck was beautiful. And Danny's hand around it looked perfect.

Then, Dany did what you were expecting. He leaned and captured Lando's lips on a deep kiss. You thought Lando would pull back. He was a nervous mess. But he didn't. He kissed back and made Daniel groaned.

Both of you were thinking the same. Lando was a good kisser.

Then Daniel pulled back.

"Do you want to keep going?"

With his hand around his neck and yours on his chest, Lando couldn't say no.

"Please"

Both of you smiled.

"Good boy." Daniel said. "Come to the bedroom"

You guided Lando with his hand on yours to your bedroom. He smiled to himself when he saw what Daniel meant with the there is plenty of space thing. The bed was huge.

"Good. This is our bedroom. I like to close the door but you can leave whenever you want."

He nodded.

You pushed Lando on the bed and climbed on his lap.

"YN, babe. Care to explain Lando how things work?"

"Yes"

Daniel walked behind you and kissed your head. Then started walking around the room, already shoeless. You cupped Lando's cheeks and made him look at you.

"You are really pretty" You said and kissed him.

"YN, babe. Focus" Daniel said laughing.

You giggled and bit your lip.

"I can't sorry. Have you seen his face?"

"Really pretty" He said in agreement.

Lando was blushing so deeply. How the fuck did he got the two of you to call him pretty?

"Well, Lando" He looked at you. "Things are easy here. We can stop whenever you want. You can even leave if you want. No pressure. Only Dan can fuck me"

"Then..."

Daniel laughed. It wasn't so hard to understand but still everyone asked the same.

"There are some many things to do" You said. "I told Lando"

"Um... So... You haven't fucked anyone?"

"Not on the first time."

Lando swallowed.

"Okay"

"And... If I tap your leg or say Apples you have to stop"

You kissed Lando's lips.

You heard the door closing again.

"Candles." You smiled.

"And ice" Danny added.

You felt a shiver up and down your spine.

"What?" Lando was so confused.

Daniel left the things on the nightstand and walked behind you. His hand wrapped around your neck. You gasped.

"Lando wants to learn a couple of things" He said with a deep voice.

Lando felt his cheeks heating.

"Will you let him? Will you do as Lando says? Will you be a good girl for him?"

"Yes"

"Now... What do you say about wax play? Do you want to?"

Lando was astounded. Wax? What?

"Doesn't it burn?"

"It's special wax" You told him gently and ran your fingers over his hair. "Trust us"

"Will you be okay?"

Daniel felt proud of his friend. Already doing good.

You nodded.

"She loves a bit of pain" Daniel brushed his thumb over your lip and you sucked it. Lando wanted to lean and do it too. "Just tell her what to do and she will obey. YN knows well when to stop"

Lando opened his mouth to speak, but right then, Danny cupped his jaw. He could feel his wet thumb on his skin.

"Don't you there to make her feel bad. And remember that I'm the one in control here"

Lando swallowed hard and Daniel smiled.

"Don't be mean, Dan."

Daniel kissed your forehead.

"Get started, Lando. C'mon"

Lando took deep breaths and watched Daniel walk out of the room. He pulled those silky ropes from the wardrobe and Lando felt his member twich on his trousers. Yes. He wanted that. He wanted to tie you.

"Lay down for me, please" He said and kissed your cheek.

You smiled and laid on bed.

"Face down?"

Lando looked at Daniel for a bit of help. He shrugged. Nice help.

"You can chose. She loves to move a bit, right? Just do whatever you want"

Lando swallowed.

"Okay. On your belly, please"

You smiled because he was so sweet.

"So polite" Danny chuckled.

Both men watched you kneeling on bed and taking the robe off. Lando was surprised when Daniel pulled his hoodie over his head. He felt cold.

Lando's hand were shaking once you were on the bed and the candle was on his hand. He could see your naked body and he still thought he was dreaming.

Then the first drop fell on your skin, on your spine, and you whimpered. He looked up at Daniel and he walked back to him. "She loves it" And he was right, you did. The sharp feeling of the hot wax on your skin was one of the things you loved the most.

Danny was behind Lando, both men wearing only their trousers. And Lando could feel Daniel on his ass.

Daniel wrapped his hand around Lando's, around the one that had the candle. And with his chin tucked over his shoulder, he guided the younger one's moves. He showed him how to drop the wax on you, how to do it in the way you liked the most. He showed him how he had to do it on your ass so it would drip following the shapes of you cheeks before getting colder. And Lando was loving every second of it.

Then Daniel took Lando's free hand and pressed it on your lower back. He admired how his long and lean hands looked over Lando's big ones. He always loved Lando's hands. "Like this just like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost" He said on Lando's ear.

Daniel showed Lando how the wax wasn't just wax but also massage oil. And you responded with the cutest whimpers and sounds having both men massaging your body.

But suddenly, Lando made Danny stop. "Turn around, YN"

You were a bit lost in the pleasure and didn't reacted as quickly as spected. Lando moved his hand over your ass cheek and looked at Daniel for approval.

"Go on. Be a good boy and teach her how to behave"

Daniel felt so euphoric like this. And you? You were incredibly horny. Listening the way he instructed Lando was just... You were on the verge of screaming.

And keeping his green eyes on Danny's brown ones, Lando spanked you. You moaned and Daniel smiled. Lando on the other way felt everything traveling in an electric way over his body.

"I said turn around, YN"

"Yes"

And when you lay on your back, your sensitive skin gets goosebumps. They are kissing, Daniel is devouring Lando's mouth and the younger one simply let's him. They are both skin on skin, Danny has his hand around Lando's neck and Lando is grabbing back on Danny's thigh.

You opened your legs for them and watched the little show. You reached and ran your hand over Lando's smooth skin. He whimpered and Daniel pulled back and looked at you. Lando needed a second to recover he was panting, he had never been kissed like that.

"What did you want to do to her?"

"Show me how to use the ice"

You bit your lip and wiggle your hips.

"She is so eager, please, Dan"

"Of course. Take one"

Lando took an ice cube and it slipped from his hand. He blushed.

"S-sorry"

Daniel kissed his shoulder.

"Don't worry, it's fine. Really" Danny kissed his cheek then. "Relax"

You loved to see Daniel so caring with Lando.

Lando took the ice cube.

"She is so sensitive on her breasts. She loves the ice on the underside." Daniel accompanied his words with his hand. He ran his thumb on the underside of your breast. "And her nipples" He pinched one and you moaned. "Try"

Lando pressed the ice cube on your sternum and you sighed.

"Go on, Lando."

Daniel moved around, reaching for a soft blindfold. You shivered as a cold drop fell down.

Daniel leaned and kissed you deeply before looking into your eyes.

"Can I put this on you?"

You nodded.

Daniel covered your eyes.

"Hands above your head, YN" Lando said. He was liking it. He felt a bit more confident knowing that Danny was there.

You obyed Lando. Then you heard Daniel whispering.

"If you want to, just take the blindfold off" The younger one said.

You weren't ready for what would come. Talking in whispers, they both planned the next moves. Mixing wax and ice. You knew it was both of them at the same time. But you didn't know who was doing what. But as one hand moved the ice over you, the other dropped wax on your skin. And you couldn't contain the whimpers and moans. It was all to much because you were still untouched. You had only gotten some attention on your nipples.

"You are so pretty, YN" Lando said moving the ice down your neck.

You were wrong. There weren't two guys on you. It was just Lando. Lando with one ice cube on his right hand and the candle in the other while Daniel proudly watched his friend.

Daniel made a gesture asking for permission and Lando nodded. With so much care of not touching you with his fingers, Daniel dropped ice on your belly. He made a straight line of ice cubes in from your chest to your belly button and you stopped breathing for long seconds.

"Don't move, sweetheart. Or they will fall" He whispered on your ear.

"O-okay"

Then Lando started dropping wax around the ice and the different temperatures drove you mad. The worst thing was the was around your nipple while the ice moved over it. You were gone then. You were so desperate, so stimulated. You wanted to beg them to do something. Then Lando dropped some drops of wax over your mount and inner thighs and you sobbed.

"P-lease..."

"Please what? We can't read your mind, baby" Daniel asked and touched your lips. He loved your mouth.

"D-do something... Please..."

"We are already" Daniel turned to Lando with a smirk. "Aren't we, Lando?"

"We are"

Another drop of wax close to your crotch made you whimper. Lando was loving every second of it. He felt so good, so happy. He was doing this. He could see how wet you were.

"Words baby" Daniel said and wrapped his hand around your neck. You gasped.

"E-eat me out..."

Daniel slapped your clit and Lando gasped and frowned. You had moaned. Daniel did it again and Lando looked at him quite shocked.

"How did that feel, baby? Lando is a bit confused"

"It felt so good"

"But..."

"But not everyone likes it"

Daniel kissed you deep just because he felt like doing so.

"Good girl"

Lando watched the dynamic. He loved it. He wanted something like that.

"YN... Can you used your words?" Lando asked.

Daniel smiled.

"Eat me out, please"

"Me or Daniel?"

"You, please. Daniel does it all the time"

Lando couldn't avoid cracking a laugh when Daniel gasped in fake offense.

"Okay, smart ass. I won't do it anymore."

"Don't be bad, Danny" Lando said and pinched Danny. The older one laughed.

Daniel pulled the blindfold off your eyes at the same time Lando pulled you to the edge of the bed. You saw how he sinked between your legs and closed your eyes. You moaned at the first contact and Daniel helped you sit. Leaning on his chest and with your hands on Lando's hair, you let yourself got carried by the pleasure.

"Slower, Lando. Be slower... She likes it nice and slow"

Daniel talking in a low voice and guiding Lando, telling him how to do it in the way you liked the most, was probably one of the best things that ever happened to you. And Lando was good, he learnt quickly and was enjoying so much. He loved to pull those sweet moans out of you.

"Why don't you add a couple of fingers, Lando? Those hands are too pretty to not be used."

Lando blushed deeply. He would never get used to Daniel complimenting him.

Being very careful to not hurt you (you were dripping wet, there was no way), Lando slipped two fingers in and you moaned loudly. They were different to Danny. Lando's hands were huge. And fuck. They were so attractive.

"Move your fingers to the front Lando. You will love it"

And he obeyed. You changed. You gripped everywhere you could. You moaned higher. Your were desperate and moving your hips against him.

"I'm gonna come" You announce once the pleasure became too much. Lando moaned in you and moved his hand faster. His mouth and fingers worked together perfectly.

"Don't stop, Lando... Don't stop until she pushes you away" Daniel said.

And Lando didn't. He made you cum and you sobbed in pleasure. You grabbed into his hair and Daniel's neck, you wrapped your legs around his shoulders and ride his mouth through the orgasm. And Lando just kept going. He kept his eyes open, he wanted to look at you. He reached up your belly and chest smudging the oily wax. Over your breasts and nipples, only making the pleasure higher.

And Daniel wrapped his arm around your shoulder tighter and kissed your face and neck.

And suddenly you pushed Lando and closed your legs, being left on your boyfriend's arms shaking and whimpering from all the overstimulation. Daniel kissed your temple.

"Good girl... You took Lando so well, he did such a good job, didn't he?"

You nodded with your eyes closed and trying to breathe again.

Lando kissed you knee and then knelt on the bed. He didn't know what to do next. He just observed how Daniel held you as your recovered and your body stopped shaking.

But Daniel looked at him and took his hand.

"You need to be there after, too." He said. "Not only for the funny part"

And as he had done minutes ago, Daniel guided Lando's hand over your skin.

"It helps her relaxing"

And Lando did as Daniel told him. He caressed your skin and took the pieces of wax away. You opened your eyes and looked at him with a smile.

"Thank you"

Lando felt brave and kissed your shoulder, then looked at Daniel and pecked his lips.

You both smiled at him.

You took a look of him. Both guys were aipinfully hard on their trousers. And it only flattered you. You felt exhausted, but you knee you could take another one. And Daniel knew too.

"Why don't you get on your fours, baby?" Daniel asked.

You bit your lip and nodded.

"And Lando, honey. You sit on the headboard"

Lando shivered.

"Trousers off"

Only a couple of minutes later, the three of you were naked and you were already kissing down Lando's abdomen. Daniel decided to watch for a fit. He was playing your pussy, teasing you and making you whimper.

Lando watched as you slowly took him on your mouth, sliding your tounghe all over his length and humming when you sucked. He threw his head back and gasped.

"Fuck, YN..."

"Just let her do her thing..." Daniel said as he rolled the condom.

And Lando obeyed once more. He sat there and looked at you in awe, he played with your hair and just enjoyed. Then Daniel pushed himself in you and you moaned. And Lando couldn't believe he was doing this.

He was facing Daniel. He was looking at him and taking into the faces his friend made. He thought about how fucking attractive he was. How kissable his mouth looked and how handsome his nose made him. He thought he had seen him this flustered and sweaty before but never had thought about kissing him and his neck. He never though of licking Daniel's skin or choke him like he had done to him. Then Lando looked down at you and thought about how you were the prettiest woman he'd ever had. He loved the way you were fully concentrated on his pleasure although your own sometimes interrupted you. He loved how you seemed to have so much control of your limits, how you only pushed him deep in your throat on certain moments. And how good you were at this.

Lando though both of you were incredibly lucky but also he was even more for being here. He didn't know if you had done something like this, he was 99% sure you have because you were very normal and healthy about it. But he didn't want to know with who. He didn't want to thing about anyone else.

He was feeling so good, he had been desperate for some stimulation. He had wanted to touch himself while he was eating you out, but he wanted Daniel approval and you feeling good even more. And now you were so expertly sucking him off and he knew he wouldn't last. He didn't feel ashamed. He didn't care less.

You were hyperstimulated. You were over sensitive and had tears in your eyes, both for so much pleasure and choking on Lando's dick. Daniel could feel you squeezing around him. He was loving every second of it. He was looking at you being so good to Lando that the boy seemed to had gone to another world.

Lando came so soon. So so soon. But still he didn't care. He moaned high and covered his face with his hands. You didn't seem to want to stop. You wanted more. You kept sucking him and Daniel only fucked you harder. But it was too much for Lando. He was so sensitive. He couldn't take more.

"Apples... Apples..." And you pulled back at the instant. Daniel stopped, his fingers gripping hard on your hips.

"Are you okay?" You asked worried. You heart was beating so hard. "Did I hurt you?"

Lando shook his head and brushed his hands over his face.

"Lando..." Daniel asked and wrapped his hand around you.

"It's fine" Lando was literally out of breath. "I'm fine... It was too much. Sorry"

Daniel pulled away from you.

"Don't be sorry" He said and sat next to Lando.

You touched the guy's legs carefully.

"Take your time. Tell us what you need" You told him.

Lando nodded and dried the sweat on his forehead.

"I was too sensitive. It... It didn't felt that good anymore."

You nodded.

"Okay. I understand. Thank you for telling me" You said.

Daniel wrapped his arm around Lando's shoulder.

"Well done, buddy. You did so good" He kissed his temple.

Lando closed his eyes for a second and enjoyed both of you caressing him. You were playing with his fingers and Daniel with his hair.

"Thank you guys..." He opened his eyes and found yours first.

You smiled.

"Can I give you a kiss?" You asked. He nodded.

You kissed him so sweetly and he smiled through it. And Daniel felt a bit jealous because he wanted that too. Lando pulled back from you and turned to Daniel. And your boyfriend felt his cheeks blushing as the boy kissed him how he pleased.

"Don't let me stop you, guys" Lando said with a tired smile. "Please"

Daniel looked at you.

"You heard him, baby. How about you come here and ride me?"

Lando thought it was a bit weird to sit there and watch you ride Daniel while they were sitting shoulder to shoulder. Weird but not in a bad way. He was enjoying so much. At some point he even turned to Daniel and kissed his face and neck. Daniel was more than happy with it because you had leaned to the same on the other side. He felt in heaven. And when he came he grabbed your waist and Lando's thigh.

The three of you sat there in silence for a long time. This had been of your best threesomes and there was no doubt.

Lando's stomach growled and Dan and you turned to him. He was blushing.

"Sorry, I came here for dinner but you two insisted on fucking instead"

The three of you laughed hard.

"Let's get cleaned and have dinner, then" Danny said.

The guys let you get cleaned and get rid of the remaining wax as they heated the food.

It was cute to find Lando sitting on the counter dressed on Danny's clothes and Daniel walking around on his boxers.

"It was nice, guys." Lando said halfway through dinner. "It was really nice"

You smiled and took his hand to your lips, leaving a soft kiss on it.

"I'm happy to hear that"

"Yeah mate. Our bed is your bed" Daniel said.

"You always say the weirdest stuff, Dan!"

"Well?! Don't you want him to come back?"

"I do, but you could always say something like you can come back whenever you want!"

Lando leanded back and observed you two arguing about possible ways of inviting someone to a threesome and he thought that if he ever had a relationship, he wanted it to be like that.

I'm emotional, living in delusion, and I will probably need more time to get over this day than I needed with my ex.

But here you have this little piece of filth.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Doctor Who, but Chronologically 30

Okay OKAY so we have just watched the Christmas Armistice of 1914, but now we move on to one of my favourite episodes of ALL TIME. In fact, full disclosure, this is one of my favourite TV episodes of anything ever. This is one of my go-to options for comfort TV. If I’m ill and sad and cwtched up on the sofa, this is in the Emergency Elanor First Aid Kit. I love it. I love it so much that I will not be quoting any of it, because if I do, I will be posting the whole script. You cannot imagine the extent to which I had to sit on my hands so I wouldn’t do a full episode review accidentally.

It is 1926, my friends, and this is the Unicorn and the Wasp.

Tennant and Donna are back!!!! DREAM TEAM. We haven’t seen them since they were running around Pompei in episode one, my lord that was a while back now. And Jesus, what a return to quality. The companions have been failing the Sexy Lamp Test for so long. The only break was Martha in the Human Nature two-parter, and that was an emotional wringer. But here!!! Donna!!! You could NEVER replace her with a sexy lamp. She is 1000% the co-protagonist. She and Tennant are best friends and they love each other intensely and platonically and they travel through time and SOLVE CRIME while being, at all moments and seconds of every single scene, two halves of a whole idiot, and it is joyful and wonderful and amazing.

Okay okay so

They land in a country manor in England, a part expertly played by Llansannor Court in Wales if I’m not much mistaken, and the interiors are 1000% Tredegar House because I know my Welsh country manors. The Doctor and Donna get ludicrously excited about going to a garden party in 1926, all giggly. They even go and get dressed up, by which I mean Donna does – she exits the TARDIS and gives a twirl.

“What do you think?” she teases. “Flapper, or slapper?”

“Flapper, definitely,” the Doctor beams. “You look lovely.”

… I am having violent flashbacks to Capaldi calling Clara ugly.

Anyway they meet Agatha Christie in time for an honest-to-god murder mystery. It’s fucking phenomenal. It’s silly and camp and the murderer is a giant wasp, except in true Agatha Christie style, there’s a complicated twist involving a secret pregnancy, an expensive gem, the hot young woman (played by her from Rogue One) actually being an accomplished jewel thief impersonating a socialite, and a prodigal reverend. One of these people is the aforementioned giant wasp, except the joyful sci-fi plot is really running around a playground with a balloon and giggling, so it has been primed to kill people in libraries with lead piping like a Cluedo game.

I literally cannot list every moment I love. It’s just too many. So I shall try to name check some top moments:

“MAIDEN”

“It was a good once”

“I am Inspector Smith from Scotland Yard, and Miss Noble is the plucky young girl who helps me”

“Copyright Donna Noble”

“Major snap out of it. No, right out of it –“

“HOW IS HARVEY WALLBANGER ONE WORD”

The ENITRE reveal scene holy shit

“Ah, let’s see, it’s filed under C” *box contains a Cyberman part, a Carrionite egg, a bust of Caesar, and cables*

Fuck. I just. *clenches fist* I love this episode so damn much

Okay so plot threads. Well! No new info about Donna’s back, unfortunately, so nothing to tick off there. Only, as ever, things to add. There’s a scene where Donna is comforting Agatha (and finding vital clues), and she explains that her last partner ran off with a giant spider. That’s a hell of a thing. Oh, also Donna made her second reference to bees disappearing. But that’s it.

Fuck me but I would burn so much Capaldi for so much more Tennant/Donna.

Anyway the list of plot threads is now going under a read more, Christ on wheels

“She” (an unknown person) is returning (perhaps River returned as Missy. Maybe Me? Maybe Clara???!)

There is something on Donna’s back

An entire planet, Pyrovilia, just… disappeared, somehow. (Maybe because the TARDIS is exploding??? Saturnine was also lost, and that WAS because of the TARDIS exploding. The lion man’s planet was also lost but he was a bit of a knob about it if I’m honest.)

Amy is maybe dead (she’s not)

The Doctor has been cubed (he’s out, but how?)

River is possibly blown up  (unless she’s Missy)

The TARDIS has blown up  (It’s fine now. Except it’s sort of melting now because it’s corrupted, but it’s fine again)

The universe appears to have ended  (the universe is back again)

The Doctor has employed(?) Nardole

(And Nardole was “reassembled???” Nardole had glass nipples and invisible hair?? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE)

There’s a vault in the TARDIS and it contains Missy but we don’t know why (sometimes she knocks for the bants)

What has happened to all these companions and where are the new ones coming from?

There’s an immortal Viking girl now. Her name is Me and she’s now looking after the people the Doctor abandons

What’s With The Silence?

Why was Rory entirely unconcerned by the entire world suddenly going silent when that is Not Normal and should have been, at the very least, extremely disconcerting?

What did the Doctor do to Queen Lizzie One?

Who is Captain Jack Harkness? (Is he the one who gave the companions a warning about the lone cyberman?)

Why is Amy seeing a one-eyed woman in a vanishing window?

What’s with the Doctor’s future involving getting shot by an astronaut?

Is Amy pregnant and why is it inconclusive?

Who is Sarah-Jane Smith?

How is the Doctor Bill’s teacher and why/where does he have an office?

What is going on with the Cyber War and the Cyberium???

Who did the Doctor lose to Cyber Conversion?

What happened with the Other Cyber War?

What happened with the Third War that deleted the void?

Why does Rose seem particularly important?

What’s with the Weeping Angel statues, and why can’t you blink at them?

What order do these Doctors go in? (Eccleston, Tennant, uncertain, Smith, Capaldi, Whittaker)

Which companion just… forgot the Doctor, and how?

Yaz and Vinder are about to die as Mori/Mwri/Muuri

There is a Lupari shield around Earth.

What’s a Time War?

What’s the Rift?

What’s Bad Wolf?

What happened with Amy’s pregnancy?

In which war did the Doctor become a war criminal, and how?

Who is the Master?

Why has Amy forgotten Rory?

Is Rory plastic or not?

Why is the Doctor sulking on a cloud?

How exactly does the Doctor have a cloud?

What exactly happened with Strax to, uh, tame him?

Which friend killed Strax?

Which friend brought Strax back?

Where did this lesbian lizard and human couple come from?

What happened with Clara as Souffle Girl and the Daleks?

How does Clara actually join?

Why so many Claras?

Why is Missy apparently in robo-heaven?

Why is probably!Missy pushing Clara and the Doctor together?

What is Trensilor and what happened there?

Who is Handles?

The Doctor is about to be dissolved by a beautiful geode man

The universe is being crushed by the Flux

Will the Doctor open the fobwatch?

Sontarans are invading Earth again

Who is Kate?

Who is Osgood? Another name of Clara’s again?

The fuck is the deal with the Grand Serpent

Does Martha get to go to an ice cream planet with 12-fingered massage aliens?

How did the Doctor forget Clara?

Who is Bill’s puddle girlfriend Heather?

How did Nardole die?

When does Bill get Cyberman-ed and die?

When does the Doctor shrink and enter a Dalek called Rusty?

Whittaker is falling to her death rn

Was that ring relevant?

Does anyone know the Doctor’s name?

When did Yaz talk to Dan about fancying the Doctor?

When did Dan talk to the Doctor about fancying Yaz?

Who was the Doctor’s wife?

What's happening with the bees?

What happened with Donna's ex and a giant spider?

[caroldantops]

putting emily junk in a free use universe just bc i think itd be hilarious for her to be her usual dorky self while fucking you in public

like most people just grab you and start using you like a sex toy but she walks up nervously and introduces herself, "hi, i dont do this too often but youre sooo pretty would it be okay if i fucked you real quick? i mean ik the whole point is youve given up consent here but i promise i wont be mad if you have somewhere to be" and you dont respond bc youre not supposed to have a voice but she keeps talking to you the whole time

shes all giggly and complimentary as shes feeling you up and stripping your clothes off, and the whole time she fucks you shes thanking you and telling you how pretty you are and "i hope im not taking too much of your time, youre just so tight i need more, gimme like 5 more minutes and ill let you get on your way" and she even plays with your clit bc she wants you to enjoy yourself too

and once shes done, instead of just leaving you a mess, she pulls out some wipes and helps clean you up herself before walking away with her cheesy smile and a cute wave

stopstopstopsotpstp shes so fucking cute i cant

[harryconcepts]

part 39

ugh I agree he would literally kill you with his dick 😔 he makes you look in his eyes so he can see everything he's doing to you and how good he's making you feel 😔 when you close them or look away he gives you a little tap on your cheek and says "keep your eyes on me baby, want to look at them while i make you cum" 😔 he's hitting all the right spots to have you gasping and making desperate little noises under him, and he smirks saying "I know, feels good hm? feel me in your tummy?" and presses his hand on your lower stomach to make you scream 😔 you clutch his wrist because it feels so good you don't know else to express it and he just smiles bc he knows he's the best 😔 then he reaches down to rub your clit and whispers "cum for me, right now" 😔

jack chambers tells you not to touch yourself 🫡 he says "that's only for me to do, I'm the only one who gets to make you feel good like this" 🫡 and when he comes home to find you in bed touching yourself he's so pissed bc he told you not to, so he's throwing his briefcase down and pulling off his tie aggressively 🫡 he grabs your wrists and uses his tie to secure them to the headboard, the whole time saying "always such a fucking brat, i give you one rule and you can't even follow that? am I not good to you? don't i give you what you want?" and you're whining, saying you're sorry and that you want to touch him, but he just says "you don't get to touch, not tonight" 🫡 he gives you a little slap on your thigh when you try to close your legs and he says "you better fucking keep them open, or I'll tie those down too" 🫡

him looking down at you with a little smile on his face bc he loves his little wife 😌 listening to you go on and on as he's fastening his tie and zipping up his coat, nodding as you ramble on 😌 then he catches your chin between his fingers and squishes your cheeks a little, kissing you and saying "I'll see you later my pretty girl" 😌

no literally jack is so mean 😭 biting you to mark you up so everyone knows who you belong to, edging you to show you that he's in control 😭 throwing you around in bed bc he's in charge and he wants you to know it 😵‍💫

exactly hes looking down at you nodding and smiling but he's not listening he's just watching your pretty face 😌 he knows he'll convince you in no time 😌

oh yes he would always be all "no one's gonna hear 😌 no one's gonna find us 😌 just shut your pretty little mouth and let me make you feel good 😌" backing you up against the wall as you weakly protest (even though you're not really protesting at all 😌) he's looking down at you saying "gonna let me do that? no one's gonna care if they hear some noises, they'll know better than to bother us" and finally you nod knowing he's right, and yes ofc he would end up covering your mouth with his giant hand bc you just can't stay quiet 😌

sex with Harry would be so giggly always 🥹 his hand slips and he nearly falls or he bumps his head on the headboard or he accidentally pulls your hair and you're just both so happy 🥹

my chronic illness makes it so hard for me to shower bc i always feel so bad in there 😭 like i get dizzy and my heart rate goes waaaay up and I feel so gross instead of relaxed and refreshed and I need harry to help me 😔 ik he would wash your hair for you and be so sweet the whole time 😔

let me project for a second i have so much anxiety about sex and other physical stuff (thank you religious trauma 🤩) and know harry would literally be so amazing all the time 😔 letting you know that there's nothing to worry about, he's never going to do anything you don't feel ready for, and if you decide that's something you want that he has no expectations and just wants to make you feel good 😔 and he's so good with the emotional side too, making sure you feel supported and safe no matter what 😔 and UGH he would never make you feel bad if it got too overwhelming and you needed to stop, he would just be so worried and make sure you're okay 😔 he would spend lots of time laying with you and holding you close, letting you talk about it if you wanted or just being there for you 😔

him being the first one to make you cum more than once 😌 after your first you're breathing so hard and trying to come down, and he leans up to kiss your face and says "how about another?" and your eyes go wide bc you've never tried that before, but he reassures you that he'll stop if it's too much he just wants to see if he can do it 😌 so you agree and he smirks, giving you a little kiss before he moves his fingers back down 😌 and you gasp against his lips bc you're so sensitive it almost hurts, but he just shushes you gently and keeps working 😌 you're tired and a little worn out but it feels so good, so you're moaning softly and moving your hips up to meet his fingers 😌 then he leans down to kiss your ear and whispers "give me one more, such a good girl" 😌

we're not feral rn but we could be 😌 so let's talk about harry fingering you! i know he teases the hell out of you and keeps pulling away when you try to move your hips up for more 😌 he says "nuh uh baby, we're going slow right now, so you have to be patient and take what i give you" and you whine but try to stay still because you know he'll hold out on you if you're not good 😌 when he finally slips his fingers inside you tip your head back on the pillow, but he pulls them right back out and clicks his tongue saying "you know i need to see your eyes or we're gonna stop" and you shake your head so fast saying "no, please i don't want to stop" and he uses your other hand to stroke your cheek and turn your head back to him and he says "then you know what to do, keep your pretty eyes on me" and reaches back down 😌

please god I need hate sex with Harry 😔 you don't actually hate him you're just annoyed that he's so hot and everyone likes him so much, and he's annoyed with you because you don't throw yourself at him like all the other girls do so there's much animosity between the two of you 😌

harry asking you how you touch yourself 😌 it's the first time or one of the first times you've hooked up and he knows you're a little nervous so he just wants to warm you up a bit 😌 he asks what you like, what things you do, and he probably asks if you'll show him 😌

WELL 😌 you buy a few pre rolled blunts as always, you can never quite figure out how to roll them yourself and harry gives you a discount on them bc you're pretty 😌 then you say something like "I really appreciate this by the way, I've never been able to get the hang of rolling them myself" and he's all "well I'm more than happy to help, but i could show you if you wanted?" and you agree, wanting to spend a little more time with him 😌 so he sits you down and gets all the supplies he needs 😌 he's talking in a low voice, narrating all his movement while you watch closely 😌 then when it's your turn he sits closer to you, watching you to make sure you're figuring it out and when you mess up a bit you're embarrassed and apologizing but he just shake his head saying "that's alright, we're learning aren't we?" and helps you fix it 😌then when you're done you're so proud of yourself and he's so happy to see you smile, and you turn to show him the results of your hard work and you realize he's much closer than he was before 😌 then you're glancing down at his lips and he's doing the same to yours, and he whispers "you did a great job" and that makes you blush like he knew it would, and he strokes your warm skin with his fingers 😌 you say "well I had a great teacher" and he hums, eyes fixed on your lips as you talk 😌 soon you've had enough of the tension and him not making a move so you huff "will you just-" and pull him in by the collar of his shirt 😌

Harry's always trying to make you cum more than once 🥵 you're out of breath but he just says "please, give me one more, I know you can baby please" 🥵

i think Harry isn't a huge fan of car sex, there's the privacy issue and it's always a bit crowded, but sometimes he just needs you 😋 so he's pushing his seat back as far as it goes and pulling you to sit on his lap so he can slip inside you 😋you're kissing the whole time and he groans when you slow down and grind your hips against his, and then he's had enough of the teasing so he grips your sides and thrusts up into you 😋

harry knows you get cold at night so he's always making sure to have lots of extra blankets 🥹 he has way more on the bed than he would need to be comfortable, but he would rather be way too hot than let you be cold 🥹

thinking about hooking up with bsf Harry for the first time 😌 he's been your friend for as long as he can remember and he's had a crush on you for almost as long, and now he's finally getting a chance to show you how much he likes you 😌 he would do so much for you, going down on you at least twice bc he just wants to please you 😌

i would never leave harry alone I'm always gonna be touching his ass and pinching his nips and poking his dimples and squishing his cheeks and tickling the backs of his knees and kissing his tummy 😋

harry with his little witchy gf ☹️ he doesn't understand why you have so many crystals and candles and other stuff but he loves how happy it makes you ☹️ he doesn't mind when you start staying at his house more often and you bring a few crystals with you and he always asks what they're for bc you love talking about it and he loves seeing you so excited ☹️ you give him jewelry with special meanings and he's so happy to wear it for you bc it reminds you of him ☹️ he would ask you to do a tarot reading and then he would make up his own interpretation of every card being all "hmm yup that one means we're going to be together forever 😌 oh and that one actually says you're supposed to give me a kiss now!" and he's such a pest ☹️

harry knows sometimes you get a little insecure about having cellulite so he would be so sweet and kiss all over telling you how much he loves you ☹️ saying "such a sweet girl, love you so much you know that? just want to kiss everywhere" with his lips on your skin the whole time ☹️

stop he would always help you out in little ways but he never really mentions it ☹️ little things he knows you're insecure about, he always tries to help you feel better but he doesn't directly bring it up unless you do ☹️ until then it's lots of soft kisses and gentle fingers, saying such sweet words to make you smile ☹️

having one of those days (or weeks) where you're just insatiable and you're throwing yourself at Harry constantly 😌 he would be like "oh we're doing this again? I'm not sure what's gotten into you but i must say I'm a fan 😌"

harry always always buries his face in your neck bc he just thinks you smell so good 🥹 your natural scent comforts him and helps him sleep when he's cuddled up to you 🥹 he comes home from a hard day and lays on top of you on the couch, putting his arms around you and takes a deep breath 🥹

ugh this is harry who stops going down on you when you're not making enough noise for him ☹️ he says "let's try that again, need to hear you or we're gonna stop" ☹️

harry loves to have you ride his thigh to show him how needy you are 😋 you're begging him to fuck you but he says "you want it that bad? get yourself off on my leg then" and watches your face when you cum 😋

ugh harry would be so mean like that 💔 pushing down on your tummy to feel how deep he is and saying "being such a good girl for me, letting me fuck you like this" and "sure you can take it? you look like you're about to cry, baby" and you shake your head saying "I can take it, I can" and he just smirks and pulls your leg up to hook around his hip and pushes in even deeper, making you gasp out for him💔 then he says "seems like someone was a little too cocky before, hm?" 💔

i want to go camping with harry but it's not camping it's staying in a big secluded area in our $50,000 camper having sex 6 times a day and being alone together 🫶🏻he would definitely be more filthy when you're camping 🫶🏻 he says the fresh air makes him feel more manly and he just wants to throw you around 🫶🏻and you go outside in the morning to see him sitting on the little porch sipping some coffee while he watches the sunrise 🫶🏻 he's not wearing a shirt bc he's a whore 🫶🏻 and he opens his arm so you can come sit on his lap 🫶🏻 you lay your head on his shoulder bc it's too early to be awake and he holds his coffee up to your lips so you can have some 🫶🏻 he kisses your forehead and rubs your back 🫶🏻and later that night he would definitely convince you to do it outside, on the ground by the fire 🫶🏻 looking at the fireflies blinking above you and how you can see millions of stars 🫶🏻

harry would pop up next to you in bed one night and he like "babe what's your top 5 favourite times we've had sex" and you were halfway asleep but you look over at him like huh???? and he's propped up on one elbow staring down at you and says "just tell me, what were the 5 best times" and you roll your eyes and say "I'm going to sleep" and he pouts and says "pleeeeease I need to know it's important" and you roll over, but he just follows you and puts his hand on your shoulder, leaning over your body to look at you and says "what about the time when we were camping? ooooh or after your sister's wedding? that was pretty good 😌" and you mumble "we can talk in the morning go to sleep" and he's like "promise?" and you nod, taking his arm and cuddling up to it like always 😔 finally he settles down and then says "I'm gonna hold you to that" and kisses your ear 😌

then the next morning he wakes you up by leaning over you and staring at your face until you open your eyes and try to shove him away, but he says "no no it's morning, so now you have to tell me" and you groan knowing he's not going to let this go, so you say "okay maybe.... that time after we were in the pool was really good" and he's sooo cocky getting you to admit it 😌 he says "yeah? what else?" and you think for a bit, then say "the night after you came home from tour... I thought I was going to die" and he smirks, leaning in to kiss your cheek and says "but in a good way, right?" and you nod leaning into him 😌 then you say "and there was also that time..." and you're blushing so much but he's all yesss go on? so you say "okay that time when you, um, you used- a vibrator on me" and he has the most evil smile on his face and says "oh yeah? that was good for you?" and you nod, watching his lips as he leans closer, then he uses his grip on your chin to turn your head so he can whisper in your ear "we'll have to try that again then, won't we?" 😵‍💫

no literally he would say "you can pretend you don't like it when I'm mean to you but your pussy's making a mess down here so... who am i gonna believe"

after you've been kissing for a few minutes he moves down between your legs and thumbs you open, then he makes a tsking noise and says "your pretty peach is dripping baby, is it that easy to get you ready for me?" and his voice is just a little condescending while he holds your legs open and won't let you close them😵‍💫 and the more you squirm bc it feels too good the tighter he holds you ❤️‍🩹 he says "do you need me to tie you down? no? then stop fucking moving" ❤️‍🩹

STOP IT he's always so mean to you, dragging the ice cube down your tummy to see you squirm ☹️ touching your clit with his cold fingers and smirking when you gasp and arch your back ☹️ getting you soaked with the ice cube and then he closes his mouth over you to clean it up ☹️ he says "you're dripping for me baby, let me take care of that" ☹️

ugh just feeling absolutely feral for that week, and you don't want to tell harry bc you don't want to be weird but he can tell you just need to be all over him and he's loving it 😋 then after he's made you cum twice and you're still reaching for him he's like "what has gotten into you?" and you're too turned on to be annoyed so you just say "just shut up and let me ride you" and he's like yes ma'am 😋

ugh I need to ride harry..... he would be obsessed with the noises you make and how you're using him a little bit to get yourself off...... he stares down at where he's sliding into you and stretching you out 😵‍💫he has a tight hold on your hips and he's saying the filthiest stuff like "taking me so well baby, always feel so good for me" and reaches down to thumb over your clit 😵‍💫

harry would actually have you so turned on that you're shaking before he goes down on you, and then he would make you cum at least once before he even thinks about penetration and that's so sexy

once you let it slip to harry that you like being edged sometimes he would never let you know peace 😵‍💫 he has his fingers inside you, working you up and up and making you look in his eyes 😵‍💫 he's hitting all the right spots and whispering absolute filth in your ear, and soon he feels you start to tense up and you whimper "I'm close" and he just pulls his fingers out, smiling and saying "no you're not" and he licks his fingers clean 😵‍💫 your head tips back and you're pouting bc this is the third time tonight he's done this, so he just pouts back at you and runs his thumb over your lip saying "don't give me that, you told me you wanted this" and you whine because he's right, this is exactly what you wanted, he's just being mean bc you both get off on it 😵‍💫

lynnie that was a hate crime.... he would blow on you and laugh when you squirm, using his grip on your hips to hold you still 🥲 telling you to be good for him as he's teasing you 🥲

having a really hard day at work, you call harry as soon as you get out to the parking lot and he can tell that you're crying 😔 he asks if there's anything he can do, and you say no but ask if he can come over when you get home and he says of course he can 😔 he stops to grab your favorite food for you, and he bring an extra hoodie of his for you to wear 😔 when he gets there you're on the couch, still crying, and he comes over to hold you 😔 he lets you lean your head on him and just cry for as long as you need, and he doesn't ask questions or say anything even when you're getting his shirt wet 😔 he strokes your hair and rocks you a little bit, just trying to help you through it 😔 and after a while when you've calmed down some and not crying so much anymore, he reaches over to the coffee table and hands you the food he stopped for 😔 he puts his arm around you and turns on the tv to find your favorite show, and you eat together while you watch 😔

harry loves his lil pregnant wife 😋 he's always touching your belly and saying "well hello there😌" and doing everything he can for you, never wanting you to lift a finger 😋 he also loves to make you cum more than ever, he just wants to please his wife who's giving him a baby 😋

ugh and riding him when you're pregnant, he knows you get tired so much more easily so when he can tell you're starting to slow down he just grabs your hips and starts thrusting up into you, letting you lean on him and moan how good it feels 😔

thinking about doing a little nakey photoshoot with harry 😌 he would definitely use a Polaroid camera, it's safer that way and he just likes the aesthetic 😌 he would pick some lingerie for some of them, but they're mostly completely naked 😌 he knows exactly how to help you pose to make you look ✨sexy✨ and he's praising you the whole time which makes you feel very confident 😌 soon he has to take a little break to kiss you because you're just too pretty 😌 then he pulls back and reaches down to rub at your clit, and he takes a picture of your face as you moan 😌

[duuhrayliegh]

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pairing: sebastian stan x reader

warnings: alcohol consumption, language, nothing else really, it’s just really fluffy i think

word count: 1905

a/n: okay so my other stuff is coming, i stg, i’m just in the middle of finals and moving out of my dorm, and starting a new job, so i’m a bit stressy right now, but i’m getting there loves.

so if this one isn’t as good as it could be that’s why, but i’m hoping to add on to it later

p.s.: my requests and tag lists are open!!

xoxo ray

ray’s m.list

You were currently at your best friend’s birthday party, polishing off your third overfull glass of wine. Your best friend threw her hands above her head, shouting out “Shots on me!” She thrusted a shot glass in your hand, encouraging you to toss back the liquid. You set down your wine glass, picking up the smaller cup, not caring about the flashing cameras around you.

“I’m so glad you were able to get free from your oh so lavish lifestyle as a celebrity to come hang out with little ‘ol me!” She had to continue to shout for you to hear her over the loud music blasting through the club speakers. She grabbed your arm, pulling you towards the bathrooms. “Are you getting ready to go? The sound system is giving me a headache.” You smiled at her, grabbing your phone from your clutch.

“Absolutely, babes. Let me order the Uber and then we can go.” You held onto your phone tighter, walking up to the bar to settle your tab. “Hey, Gabe!” Gabe, one of the bartenders, turned to you.

“Hey, Y/N!” He went to grab a bottle of your favorite wine to uncork it, but stopped when you held your hand up.

“Just settling up and heading out.” You passed your black AmEx card over the counter to his waiting hand.

“You’re missin’ out, Y/N. The party is just getting started here.” You shook your head at the man.

“Nah, I’m celebrating my best friend’s birthday tonight, so this is her call.” He slid your card back to you, watching you push it into the slots of your clutch. “We’re getting outta here, but that doesn’t mean our party is ending.” You winked at him, meeting up with your companion. You linked arms with her, leading the way through the crowd. It was cold outside, which didn’t mean good things for you because of your almost too short dress. The Uber stopped beside the curb, rolling their window down for you to double check. You climbed in beside your friend, scooting closer to increase your warmth. The ride to your apartment wasn’t too long, thankfully because Uber’s creeped you out, no matter how safe you were.

Walking into your apartment was difficult to say the least. You both were stumbling the entire way to the elevator and then stumbling into your couch cushions. The two of you managed to make it to your bedroom, swapping out your tight garments for some more ill fitting attire. That was not before you took an absurd amount of photos together in your bathroom mirror. You sat across from each other on the black couch in your apartment, sifting through the pictures of the two of you. Your best friend was leaned over your shoulder, watching as you scrolled through.

“Oo! That one!” She pointed at the screen quickly, stopping your scrolling. It was of you holding the phone, leaning backward staring at the phone in your hand. Your best friend was facing you, her bare back displayed from the deep dip in the back of her dress. “We look so hot.” You both shared a look and then burst into a fit of laughter. You posted the picture to your Instagram, tagging your best friend in the corner, wishing her a happy birthday. She slid away from your, covering her lower half with a blanket.

“You want a water?” You asked as you rose from your spot on the couch. She smiled big at you.

“Can I convince you to mix up some margaritas?” Her bottom lip rolled inwards, waiting for  your response. You rolled your eyes, shaking your head before opening your liquor cabinet. You pulled down bottles of triple sec and tequila, reaching into your freezer for the bag of strawberries and limeade. You brought your Ninja Bullet out to make individual margaritas for both you and your drunk friend. Walking back over to her with containers in hand, you plopped opposite her on the couch.

“You’re literally the bestest ever.” She slurped on the drink through her swirly straw. The conversation faded between the two of you, allowing the both of you to go through your socials. “Did you see that Lizzo got a message back from Chris Evans the other day?” You laughed at her question, remembering your reaction to Lizzo’s TikTok.

“Mhm. Can you imagine getting a reply back from one of those hunks of men?” She shook her head while guzzling her margarita.

“I can’t, but I bet you can.” You scrunch your brows at her and she groaned. “You’re a celebrity too, dumbass. Girl, the amount of times that I’ve gotta remind you of that is insane.” You laughed at her, rolling your eyes.

“Babes, just because I’m quote, unquote famous, doesn’t mean that I’m on their level.” She pointed a finger at you.

“Hey, just shoot your shot, Y/N.”

“I literally don’t even know which one I would DM.” Your best friend scoffed loudly.

“Bullshit!” You choked at how loud she yelled. “You don’t know who you would DM? I know who you would DM in a fucking heartbeat.” You looked over at her with raised brows and in unison you said. “Sebastian Stan.” “Sebastian Stan.”

“Mm, he is a six foot tall Romanian God.” You shook your head while fake moaning, your friend laughing in the background. She reached for your phone before you could protest, typing away on your keyboard, smiling mischievously. She thrust the phone back into your hands, the empty DM screen of imsebastianstan on Instagram staring back at you.

“All you gotta do is send something.” She smiled at you while you glanced down at your phone screen nervously. You began typing something quickly then locked the screen, placing it facing downward on your lap, a giggly smile resting on your face. She scooted closer to you, folding her legs up to her chin. “Wait! What did you say?” You unlocked your phone, showing her the screen. She laughed at your message, drinking the rest of her margarita.

y/n.y/l/n: hi, i’m y/n and you’re the love of my life ;) <3

“That’s so fucking good, oh my God.” She glanced at the clock on your phone. “Oh girl, we’ve gotta go to sleep.” You checked it as well, dropping your head into your hands.

“Mhm, you’re right.” You stood from your spot, holding your hand out to your friend to help her up. “Let’s go to sleep.” You both crashed on your king sized mattress underneath your white fluffy duvet. You were about to drift off to sleep, when your best friend’s voice floated into your ears.

“Do you think he’s gonna reply to you?” Her voice was slurring more and more from the amount she drank and the sleep weighing on her mind. You smiled at her, it was a long shot that he would even see it, much less reply.

“We’ll have to see, babes.” She didn’t reply to you as you both fell off into a dreamless abyss.

********************

The sun streaming into your room woke you up in the morning, light hitting your eyelid just right. You blinked harshly, bringing your hand up to block the glare. A groan escaped your lips, stretching out from your best friends grip. “Fuck me.” You held your head in your hand, groaning about the headache blossoming at the nape of your neck. You left the bed, pulling a sweater over your tank top to catch some warmth. You tucked your phone into the waistband of your shorts. You padded into the kitchen, grabbing your Advil bottle, dumping two pills into your hand. You got a glass of water, settling down on the couch after gulping down the headache medicine.

You opened your phone while basically inhaling your water. Your memories of last night were fuzzy, you drank quite a bit. Did you drink too much? Maybe… but did you regret it at all? Not a second of it. You had the best time hanging out with your best friend. You check your Instagram post, replying to several different comments. A red bubble was pinned over your DM button in the corner. You tilted your head in curiosity, wondering who messaged you now. You swiped over, eyes widening at the new message.

imsebastianstan: Hi, Y/N. I’m Sebastian, thank you for professing your love to me.

The feeling of panic running through your veins didn’t last long, A gigantic smile spread accompanied by a giggle. What the fuck do you do now? Your fingers hesitated over the keyboard, thinking through what you want to say back.

y/n.y/l/n: hello sebastian, what do ya say we  figure out if it’s a match :)

You sent the message before you could chicken out, locking the phone shortly after, shoving it in your waistband. You got up, refilling your glass of water, leaning against your granite countertop, tapping your fingers impatiently. You squealed as you felt your phone vibrate in your pocket.

imsebastianstan: What do you have in mind?

y/n.y/l/n: 917-555-0545 <3

Oh my god, you can’t believe you just did that. Holy shit, what are you thinking? Maybe this will all work out in your favor. You really had nothing to lose but your dignity, right? A disturbance in the peace to the right of your caught your attention.

“Why the hell are you up so early? We drank last night, that’s an excuse to sleep in, you fuck baffoon.” Her hair was tousled on top of her head, shirt hanging off one shoulder. You turned your phone around, thrusting it towards her face.

“There’s been recent developments on the Stan front.” Her brows raised, face becoming shocked.

“Oh. My. God. Are you fucking serious?” She snatched the phone away from your hand quickly to scroll through the messages. “You gave him your number?” She yelled at you as she stretched across the couch, laying her head in your lap. Your phone buzzed in her hands and her eyes widened to unbelievable proportions. “Bitch, you just got a text from an unsaved number.”

“Shut the fuck up.” You looked at the phone in her hands. “I didn’t think he was actually going to text me, I sent it as a joke! What’s it say?”

“How are we going to figure this out?” You both shared a look, shrieking enthusiastically. “Y/N! Sebastian Stan texted you!” She jumped up and down on your couch, pulling you up with her.

“What do I say back?” You held the phone against your chest, staring expectantly at your best friend. She shook her head at you.

“Nuh-uh girl. This is all you.” She held her hands up in surrender. You looked down at your keyboard, the blinking cursor waiting for instructions.

“Okay, okay, how ‘bout, ‘discuss over coffee?’” You looked at your best friend for approval, still standing on your couch. You sent the message after she nodded. A message bubble popped up, three blinking dots inside.

There’s a coffee shop on 8th street,  just outside of Washington State Park.

wanna meet up around three?

I’ll be there, Y/N.

You turned to your best friend, holding the phone to your chest. “Babes.” She raised her brows, waiting. “I have a fucking date with Sebastian Stan!” You both squealed, excited for what would happen on your date.

[cognitosclowns]

Hey hey! I dunno if you’re taking requests right now but if you are, I am in NEED of just some soft things with Jr and Andre. I am just so, so gay for them. There isn’t a specific scenario I have in mind, I’m just craving something generally soft, cute and giggly <3

YOU'RE GETTIN SOME,, EXTRA FLUFFY SHIT OUT OF ME TONIGHT <3

ALL SFW !! tw for illness n medication!!

OKIE BUT <333 BOTH OF THEM WOULD BE THE MOST CHAOTIC BUT LOVING CARETAKERS IF YOU'RE SICK

JR

HHHHH how do people do things again?

LISTEN HE'S RICH HE'S NOT USED TO DOING STUFF. YOU THINK HE CAN COOK? NO! DARLING HE HASN'T COOKED IN YEARS.

This means you will be ordered some,, Very Yummy Expensive Meals <3. They might be a touch cold by the time they get there but,, mmm it's ok <3

He gets Super Worried even if it's just,, a cold. He rarely gets sick so seeing you all sniffy and mopey in bed makes him Fret (tm).

also he puts on his slippers for The First Time In Weeks (bc he's,, stayin home to take care of you <3) and ends up Slip N Sliding himself directly into the doorframe. At least it got a laugh outta you <3

HE DOESN'T CARE IF HE GETS SICK, FUCK IT, HE'S CUDDLING YOU.

Specifically, you laying back-to-his-chest while he make His Little Worried face and smooches your cheek. Lots of head rubs too <33

He does this thing,, where he runs his thumbs along your ears n jaw?? Just one clean motion, then he raises his thumbs and puts them back in the Start Position at where your Ear Meets Face? IDK IF I EXPLAINED IT RIGHT, BUT,, HE GETS QUITE MUSHY <3

whenever you sneeze he Instinctively goes,, ‘oh dear </3′ and rubs your shoulders.

Little murmurs asking if you're okay?? He'll INSIST on making you a tea, bc his 'trick' for when he's sick is!! Ginger Tea!! Or mint, but Ginger is his favorite. Settles stomach aches!! And the steam helps your nose hurt less smdnsmd

'hows my favorite angel?'

'do you have other angels?'

mm.. no, but you're still my favorite <3' whenever you wake up. He secretly loves feeling you lay on his chest - besides, hearing his heartbeat is very soothing??

ANDREEEEE

MASSIVE HYPOCHONDRIAC WITH A SHIT IMMUNE SYSTEM.

and,,, somehow this all of this goes out the window the Second he sees you curled up in bed, sniffling your face off.

some sort of Instinct kicks in and his ass is MOVING HE IS LIKE LIGHTNING GETTIN U SOME TISSUES AND FIXING THE COVERS <333

HES LIKE,, yknow when you're nervous about smth, but then your friend gets nervous and suddenly,, You Are Calm? LIKE,, THE MOM FRIEND INSTINCT KICKS IN SO HARD WHEN HE SEES YOU SICK. He might freak out about it later, but,,, rn he doesn't even think to worry about gettin sick <3 babe is sick he's gotta make himself useful

HE CAN'T COOK SO <333 CHEAP RAMEN BABEY. Maybe some microwaved meals - smth easy!! It's a little rubbery but,, it's the thought that counts.

HE LIKES SPICE SO,, if it's too much he'll Purposefully go out and grab smth a little less,,

When he was little and he had The Sniffles, his mum would gently rub his cheeks with a warm cloth bc,, his Sinuses would hurt. He'll absolutely utilize this technique while you cuddle up in his arms.

'i hear feet'

'i'm thirsty'

'sit your ass back down >:(' he always warms it a little w/ kettle water, so it hurts less to drink!!

you only get to stand to use the bathroom. No moving <3 only cuddles and drinks and you passing out at random times while you two spoon in bed.

MOVIE MARATHON TIMEEEE. So many jokes to take your mind off things <3 he already has Jokes Set Up for all of your favorites. Making ppl laugh is,, his way of trying to make stuff better. Hes The Funny Guy!

OH HE'LL ALSO,, PROBABLY WHIP YOU UP SMTH THAT'S JUST,, SLIGHTLY STRONGER COUGH SYRUP MSNDMS. IT WONT ENTIRELY KNOCK YOUR COLD, BUT ITLL MAKE EVERYTHING HURT A BIT LESS SO,, NOT TOO BAD? TASTES LIKE PINK LEMONADE TOO SO,, THAT ROCKS

SMNDSM THIS TURNED OUT MORE SAPPY THAN I EXPECTED BUT I HOPE YOU DONT MIND!!

eee this was very fun <333 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASSSSK

[siriusmydeer]

james potter smut alphabet

james potter x fem!reader

a/n: that took from 9:45pm-12:pm then 7am-9:20am THAT TOOK SO LONG OMG

i’m sorry if it’s bad

warning: literally pure sex smut all that jazz

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

that man is the softest dom, literally the DEFINITION. he gives u so many kisses, he praises u, he will shower with you, wash your hair, gives u his clothes LITERALLY THE BEST.

“mhm jamie, too tired” you murmur. your body melting into the mattress as you speak, all worn down. “but, love.” he pushes your hair behind your ears, pulling you up. “gotta get you all nice and clean f’me.”

he pulls you up, his calloused hands gripping onto your thighs, bringing you into the bathroom. the shower already nice and warm ready for the both of you. he’s holding you under the warm water to the point where you might collapse if it wasn’t for his grip.

“you did good love, so so good all f’me.” he says sponging kisses on your forehead, both of his hands on your lower back holding you.

“i love you, my sweets.”

“you’re the only one f’me.”

you were so tired, so vulnerable just allowing james to take care of you because that’s all he wanted to do.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his biceps, simple. he does A LOT of quidditch training to get to his strength. he also takes pride in being able to just fuck you against the lockers from his strength. it also inflates his ego when he catches you staring at his biceps. or when he’s taking you underneath him your gripping his biceps like your life depended on it.

“james- fuck.” you moaned into his neck, his lips sucking dark hues into your collar bones and his left forearm resting right beside your head and his other gripping around your waist.

he started going slower, but deeper. he hit a new angle inside of you almost hitting your cervix. you let out a strangled moan gripping his bicep almost digging your nails into the flesh.

his head dipping out from beneath your neck to slot your plush reddened lips with his.

that man and you’re THIGHS. he’s a thigh man don’t tell me other wise. whether ur in your school skirt, jeans, leggings, underwear ;) his legs AND HANDS always divert to the soft plush skin of your thigh.

your ankles insticntly went to lock around james’ head, he had been in between your thighs for hours on end without a stop.

“james- i’m gonna cum.” you breathed out in a moan. his hands squeezing at the flesh on your thigh, they were reddened and begging to lightly bruise from him doing those similar actions for the last hour and a half.

“cum darling, cum for me.”

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

so, esentially speaking theres wizard potions to block out pregnancy. so he would be CUMMING INSIDE OF U. not nessesarily a breeding kink but he likes when your full and stuffed with his cum. he also loves to cum on your chest or thighs because he likes the contrast to your skin and he think it makes you so utterly pretty.

the wave of euphoria and stars dancing across your vision had almost come to an end as your boyfriends thrust got sloppy and rigid.

“pretty girl where do you want it, where do you want my cum?” he panted to you, close to his release.

“i want you to cum inside me jamie, please. fill me up.” you let out a small moan at his constant friction when you felt ropes of seed shoot into you, he rode out his orgasam then pulled out. you clenched around nothing as he came face to you cunt.

he pushed his fingers into you, a small moan leaving your mouth as you made eye contact with him.

“gotta keep you all nice and full, yeah?”

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

there’s nothing he would want more than a lap dance. you in you your lingerie you had just bought giving him a little show after one of a quidditch wins. 

“mhm, sit f’me.” you whispered into his ear, placing him to hit at the end of his four poster bed.

“and what have you got going on darling? a suprise?” he said, leaning against his two hands watching you pry at your tie and slip it off.

slowly unbuttoning your school blouse, flinging it on the floor. he lets out a small groan at the sight of you almost naked in your skirt. you walk towards him shuffling onto his lap.

“you did win after all, and winners get rewards.” you said circling your hips onto his clothed cock .

“fuck... the things you do to me.” he groaned into your ear as you continued.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

i’m gonna be honest i don’t think that much when you first get together. i mean there’s been ladies he’s a marauder but he’s only ever wanted to you so i feel like he just gets to know your body really well and he sort of just has instincts. like during your first time there’s those little awkward moments but you both make it run all good and smoothly

“s’gonna hurt y/n.” he murmured to you, situating himself in between your legs as you lock your ankles behind his back.

“i know, but i want this. i want you. i need you inside me.” you whisper in desperation for him, needing to feel him.

“you ready?”

“mhm, please.”

he slowly started to slide into you, when you let out your first hiss of discomfort, he slotted his fingers between yours and slightly halted his movements.

“keep going jamie.” you encouraged

he slid his way into your cunt until he was fully in.

“move please, i need to feel you.” he did his first pulse, light movements when you let an involuntary moan escape the threshold of your lips.

“mhm- jamie, keep going.”

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

missionary bc he just wants to see your beautiful face, against the quidditch lockers so he can just hold you against them or doggy bc he likes to choke you or pull you up so he can see your back arch for him.

you heard the bang of metal as james took you against the quidditch lockers and you tried to muffle your moans against his lips.

“gotta- gotta be quiet love. wouldn’t want anyone to know what we’re doing in here.” he panted into you ear. he continued as he angled your leg higher, hitting you g-spot as he continued his pace.

“james fuck- so good. so fucking good.”

“you look so fucking beautiful like this y/n.”

“j-james i- i cant hold on much longer. s’too much.” you moaned and whimpered from the back of your throat.

“pretty girl cum for me.”

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

there’s 2 kinds of sex with james, giggly super soft lovie sex. not necessarily making jokes but just giggling because he just tickled your side my accident or accidentally bumping noses. or there’s big dom daddy james where it’s very PASSIONATE but he’s very dominate.

his hand ran down the depth of your curves, a little giggle bubbling through your throat. he looked at you with a cocked brow, repeating his action as his chin rested on your stomach a small smirk on his lips.

you giggled again, your hand running through his hair. you brought his face to your lips as your finger tips danced under his jaw.

he giggled at your actions as well, also seemingly ticklish under his neck.

“you’re so distracting james potter.” you groaned as he continued to pulse through you while giggling at you.

“i’m distractingly beautiful y/n y/l/n”

“quite insuffer- fuck!” you were caught off with a moan as his fingertips danced on your clit. stimulating you.

“hmmm darling, cat got your tongue?”

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

so james has that thick mangle of tresses on his head, so i feel like he’s quite cleanly shaven, maybe just a bit of a stubble? but i feel like he would shave not only to make it more comfortable for him but for you seemingly easier and more comfortable.

i don’t think he would care if you were shaved or not, as long as you were comfortable your natural body hair is not stopping him from going down on your or having sex with you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

ROMANCE KING ILL SAY IT ONCE ILL SAY IT TWICE ILL SAY IT THREE TIMES IF HE COULD EVERYTIME HE WOULD SPREAD ROSE PETALS AND CANDLES AND LIGHT FIRE PLACES AND E V E R Y T H I N G. during the whole thing your hands would e interlocked with his, chests pressed against eachother, eye contact, soft touches, soft kisses and mumbles of praise like whew.

“jamie- what’s this?” you asked, your eyes scanning around the room with floating candles and rose petals on the floor.

“well i figured i’d make it special, i dunno.” he murmured shoving his hands in his pockets. you turned towards him with a grin your face.

you grasped his face between your palms lightly kissing his lips before speaking.

“a real sap you are potter, my sap.”

“correct, 10 points go y/h.”

“thanks professor potter.” you teased before leaning in to kiss his lips again.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

i feel like he would A LOT and you would catch him A LOT. somwtimes u aren’t always there but u know what is there, a picture of you and his hands and he makes due when he needs too. but normally he just goes to you because he would rather anyways but sometimes there are bigger priorities then his random hard ons.

“y/n- fuck me...” he moaned, his hand pumping his cock in one hand and the other gripping his bed post, knuckles turning a shade of white.

his only thought being the way you looked under him, on top of him, infront of him, you’re beautiful beautiful body. you were currently occupied helping mcgonagall with extra transfiguration while james was in need... of you.

you had finished early, waltzing into james’ room like normal except you were met with a familiar sight of james pumping his cock in his hand while his head was slightly leant back and his jaw was slack.

you cleared your throat, crossing your arms and a smirk on your lips with an eyebrow raise. “couldnt wait atleast an hour could you?” you teased, walking closer.

“well now that your here, could you lend a hand?”

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

james has a daddy kink😐 literally that’s one of his most prominent kinks. i mean your his angel, his darling girl he would do anything for you i mean he just wants to make you happy. and i mean you calling him daddy while withering under him just makes him 😁

“daddy... please.” you begged him.

“ive been a good girl. i promise!” you were almost yelling at him, wanting him to understand.

“sweetheart we’re you a good girl when flirting with sirius?” his face got seemingly close to yours, asking you the question while raising one of his eyebrows.

“no daddy.” you said, embarassed. you had been waiting for james attention all night long but instead he was stuck all up in detention for a prank against snape.

and then when he finally arrived to the common room he barely spared you a word, so you did what you had to do to grab his attention and... it worked.

“so tell me baby, whyd you break the rules?”

“i just wanted your attention daddy! i just wanted you!”

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

i think his fave would be the dorms in the bed. but the prefects bath is a very close second. and he surely doesn’t mind the common room or broom closets that are very open to public where you both could get caught in comprising positions.

you heard the slosh of the water beside you, as you moved your hips onto james’ submerged underneath the prefects bath water as u straddled him.

his hands came to steady your hips as your buried your head in his neck, and continuously grinding your cunt onto james’ dick.

“fuck angel... just like that.” he moaned while tightening his grip

“f-fuck jamie-“ you whimpered in his ear, clawing at his shoulders.

“you’re doing amazing pretty girl, keep doing- fuck- you feel so good around me.” he praised you while groaning.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

SO JAMES LOVES HAVING HIS HAIR PULLED IN BED; WHEN HES GOING DOWN ON YOU, IN MISSIONAIRY, WHEN YOUR RIDING HIM JUST ALL THE TIME SO WHEN U PLAY WITH THAT MANZ HAIR HE COULD THROW YOU OVER IN SECONDS AND GET U ON THAT BED.

“so fucking tired.” james muttered walking into the common room after a two hour detention with filch.

he saw your body displayed on the vermillion couch, very opening that his body could just rest on yours while you were in a conversation with remus and sirius.

he quietly sprawled his head on your lap, his arms arranging around your waist as he gor comfortable.

you mindlessly started caressing his hair, and pulling on the tuffs lovingly, that was until you felt a hard pressure pressing against your calf that you remembered james’ small dirty secret.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i don’t feel like he would be into hurting you? like slapping, knife kinks, seeing you hurt i don’t think he would find that arousing he would more just be concerned because he doesn’t like to see your hurting. i think he would still like spankings but i don’t think he would slap you in the face or anything.

“so y/n, d’you think you’d try it?” sirius asked you, while your eyes paid more attention on the potions text book infront of you.

“try what?” you muttered, clearly disinterested in the conversation.

“knives in bed.”

you brought your head up to look at him, cocking an eyebrow confused at his question.

“um, probably not. i don’t know that’s an odd question pads.” you muttered turning your attention back to your potions book.

“but wouldnt that like... hurt her?” you heard james say in a concerned and confused tone to sirius.

“could if you wanted too, but it’s more of the thrill.” sirius replied to james.

“no, i don’t think i want the ‘thrill’ m’good, thanks.” he agitatedly replied to sirius and looked at his own book.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

i feel like he would like both equally but he’s more of a giver at heart. it’s kind of whatever happens in the moment because when your thighs are wrapped around his head it’s like heaven but your pretty lips wrapped around his cock? also heaven.



your hands braced his thighs as your plunged your mouth deeper onto his girth, trying to take him all in while breathing for your knows.

“you take my cock so well pretty girl.” he praises to you, his hand in a makeshift pony tail holding your hair away from your face.

you went back to his tip, kissing and swirling your tongue around trying to catch your breath before pushing your mouth onto him keeping a fast past.

“i’m gonna cum-“ he groaned and his own release shooting ropes of cum down youve throat cut him off.

he slowly rid out his high as you continue to suck and then swirled your tongue around the tip and opening your mouth to show that you had swallowed his release.

“good girl.”

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

i feel like he changes pace a lot? sometimes it’s really fast, and deep but sometimes very slow and passionate and deep and loving. he’s a man of many talents and whatever the mood is he can keep that pace.

his hand had one firm grasp on your waist as he pounded you from behind and the other gripped the root of your hair.

“you gonna be a messy little girl?” he taunted you through gritted teeth

“y-yes.” you muttered through moans.

he had just lost a quidditch match to slytherin and you offered a solution.

something nice and rough.

and that’s exactly what the both of you wanted.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

i feel like they would happen from time to time but i feel like he would be more into proper sex because you are literally his only priority like getting you off is all he cares about so maybe there’s a quick a few times but definitely not all the time.

“shh if you’re not quiet someone’s going to walk walk by and hear.” james taunted you, your legs wrapped around his waist and your head dug into his neck trying to hold back your moans.

“james- i- i cant s’too much, too much.” you said while biting your lip, unable to see much do you the darkness of the broom closet.

“well sweet girl that’s what happens when you get needy during school hm? is my pretty little slut gonna cum all over my cock while anyone could walk in?” he began to mock you.

“mhm- yes.” your lip becoming dry and chapped from all the incessant biting, “please can i cum?”

“go on, cum y/n.”

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

i feel as long as it wasn’t hurting you or it ended up with you or him like getting with other people he would try it?

“are you sure, m’scared i might hurt you.” james murmured while tying your hands up to the bed post.

“m’fine, promise.” you assured him, that night you were trying something new. both of you had previously talked about ties and bondage and you wanted to try it once to see if you’d both like it.

you pulled on the ropes a bit making sure they weren’t cutting off the circulation of your wrists.

“see? m’good jamie.”

“ok but if something happens tell me, i don’t want you to hold back because i might be enjoying it you’re not.”

“james i promise.”

“i love you, y/n.”

“i love you too.”

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

that man happens to be a QUIDDITCH PRODIGY. HE IS A SEEKER. WHICH MEANS HE CAN LAST AWHILE. i believe that he would stop when you wanted to stop, like he could fuck you all night if he wanted too.

“one more darling, one more f’me.” his voice hoarse from the previous three rounds.

he wanted to know if you could go any more, ready to stop at any time.

“one more?” you said breathily to him.

“just one.”

“yes daddy, i want you, please.” you plead to your bespectacled boyfriend, you began clenching around nothing feeling empty again.

“mhm please, please i want you.”

“alright darling, no need to fret. m’right here.” he assured.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

i think he’s more like “why would you need those when you have me.” type of guy. like i don’t feel like he would have them even for punishments he would rather do it himself, even because he would feel closer to you like he’d rather fuck and tease you then silicone (bruh 😭)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i feel like you would do more of the teasing because he would automatically become obdient to you. if he was teasing it wouldn’t be for long because he would fuck himself from watching you squirm and tease you.

his palm rested on the inside of your thigh, tracing little shapes as goosebumps rose onto your skin.

“nervous, darling?” he teased in your ear while you were trying to converse with peter about arithmancy homework during dinner at the great hall.

“james. stop. teasing.” you said through gritted teeth, your legs squirming at his fingers grazing your panties.

“but you’re so beautiful like this, about to make a mess during dinner? think that’s polite y/n?” he mocked you, he loved that he had that effect on you.

you turned towards his face that was almost touching the shell of your ear.

“if you keep doing this i won’t fuck you for a month.” you whispered, venom like words leaving your throat.

his sapphire eyes quickly widened as he moved his hand by the cap of your knee. you smirked as he was almost frantic by your words.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

he wants the whole hogwarts castle to know that you’re his so he is loud. he groans, he moans, he dirty talks, he moans your name like he is EXTRA with it. sometimes you almost have to shush him but he’s not having any of that.

“james, hush! you’re going to get all the prefrecfs scrambling around the room if you’re to loud!” you said covering his mouth, feeling him smirk against your palm.

“but darling, that’s the whole point. don’t you want everyone to know who you belong to?” you flushed and pulled your hand away from his face.

“that’s what i thought love.”

“you know sirius will never let us live this down, bet he can hear from the common room.”

“then let’s give him a show, shall we?”

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

cockwarming. if you’re being a brat that’s one of the ways he’s gonna punish you, while he’s working on a prank and his arm is just around your waist to make you stop squirming.

“if you’re going to be a brat angel, i’m gonna start treating you like one.” he murmured to your squirming figure as he tried to figure out a new prank on snape.

you were sat on top of his cock, clenching and squirming almost begging for him to touch you.

“jamie please i need you, please, please please.” you begged him, yet no avail. a determined look on his face as he was scribbling on the parchment.

he swatted your bum, you jolted a bit at the sudden friction of his hand and began to whine.

he looked at you, a dark look in his eyes which shut you up immediately because you knew what that look meant.

“hmm, so you can listen to the rules? good girl.”

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

that man is big and thick and he KNOWS HE IS. i’d say 8inches hard?

you rested your bum on to your calves before scooching up to this belt buckle as he was standing, holding a faux-ponytail of your hair between his calloused fingers.

“are you sure, y/n? you don’t have to if you don’t want too.” he looked down at you, puling your eyes to look in his sapphire ones.

“m’sure james.” you assured him, undoing the buckle and swiftly pulling down his boxers and uniform pants at the same time.

his shirt discarded on the floor earlier, his dick slapping his clenched stomach. he was already hard from your teasing and grinding earlier.

your eyes widened at his size, nervous how you would fit it all in your mouth.

“what’s wrong darling?” he started to get concerned at your frozen state.

“nothing.. y-your just, so big.” you said looking at his cock and hearing a chuckle in the backround.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

i feel like it’s pretty high but it’s always depending on you, he would rather die than force you to do anything if you weren’t feeling it or just didn’t want too. so if you’re up for anything than so is he.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if it’s during the day i don’t think he would get that tired, but if it was during the night and he just finished aftercare i feel like you would lay on his chest if he hadn’t worked you hard enough and you guys would just talk about anthing. but if you guys did a lot of rounds and you were on the verge of slumber he would just kiss your hairline and praise you as you fell asleep.

“my good girl.” he said while kissing your forehead. “i love you so so much, you’re the only one for me.” his hand dragging against the arch of your back, the only thing seperating him from your skin was the shirt he put on you.

“my sweets, does everything for me. how could i have gotten so lucky.” he whispered on the shell of your ear.

“hmm, jamie been asking myself the same thing.” you murmured, sleep almost pulling you under but not enough for you to reply to him.

“goodnight james. i love you.”

“i love you more, my sweets.”

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parings; jean kirstein x reader x marco

content warning; relationship with sharing, hair pulling, face fucking, degradation, spanking, squirting, horse cock marco, + someone additional listening in

“jeannn~ ‘m tired. come cuddle with me pleaseee~” 

“EREN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WE’RE ON THE SAME SQUAD!?”

there he goes, ignoring you. nothing new though. every single night jean would be on his god damn game with his friends. night time was the only time you two could spend together because of your jobs getting in the way. he doesn't even like eren yet he choose playing with him over paying attention to you? tch, what a joke.

that's when the idea popped in your head. you reached over to the nightstand, grabbed your phone, and opened your messages. 

hey bodt! come over and hang with me n jean, haven't seen you in awhile :)

y/nnn!!! i was actually just doin some work at the cafe by your apartment! guess i’ve been overworking myself that i haven't had the time to come hangout with my best friends :(( but since it’s friday i guess ill drop by ≧◡≦

yeah it’s not good to overwork yourself! we’ve missed you, see you soon !

yup ;)

:)***** sorry y/n clicked the wrong button (・_・ヾ

its fine haha, see ya bodt!

you giggled to yourself. yeah, he was your and your boyfriends best friend, but he really was adorable. such a gentleman. 

well that's when he isn't drilling into your tight little cunt while jean jacks off to the sight...

“who were you texting now that you’re all giggly?”

“just inviting someone over!”

“who.”

that came out not so much like a question

“marco! we haven't seen him in awhile.” you said while walking up behind jean in his chair. 

he spun around in his chair and looked up at you, patting his lap. of course you weren't going to refusing sitting in his arms, so you snuggled into his lap.

“simp. hi y/n”  you faintly heard from jean’s headset 

“SHUT UP YEAGER YOU CANT EVEN GET A GIRLFRIEND”

you took his headset, since they were just in the lobby of a game, and put it over your head. 

“hiiii eren.”

“give me that you little shit.”

you lightly slapped him on his cheek and got up to sit back on your bed, hearing him chuckle.

little did you know you were going to regret thet later 

it wasn't long before you heard marco knock on the front door. 

you ran out of the bedroom and unlocked the door for him, greeting him with a warm hug. 

“ok so i kind of lied. i just wanted you to come over. but that's only because jeans ignoring me!” 

before giving him a chance to respond you took his arm and dragged him to the bedroom. 

“hey hey jean!”

“hey bodt - EREN STOP IT YOU FUCKING BASTARD.” 

you rolled your eyes and plopped down onto your bed, marco following behind you. you knew that jean has an agreement to share you from time to time, so you cuddled up into his strong arms, resting your head on his broad chest. 

he smiled and squeezed you tight. but when jean saw you two from the reflection, he was mad. he knew that he shouldn't have a reason to be mad though, he was the one rejecting giving you the much needed attention. he didn't know if it was because marco was the reason you were smiling right now, or the fact that his hand was roaming a little too far up your thigh. 

but what jean didn't know was that marcos been... well, sexually frustrated. like he said before, he been burying himself way too deep into work. being a CEO was a lot of work, even for someone as bright as marco. he used to go at it a little too frequently, but now he never even has the chance to jack off. 

so what was his real reason for coming here.

“eren are you there? eren? erennn”

not bothering to shut anything off he put his head set down on his desk and walked over to you and marco. 

 “you guys hungry?”

you slowly opened your eyes, looking over to jean.

you and marco both nodded your heads.

15 minutes later the three of you were gathered in the living room, you and jean sitting on either side of marco. 

everyone was laughing while jean teased you as always. but when you went to go playfully smack his head? the cup of ice cold water in your hand tipped over and spilt all over marco’s jeans.

“ ‘m so sorry hold on!!”

you ran up and into the kitchen grabbing a hand towel. you came back to the couch, sitting back in your spot, taking the towel, dabbing it all over the stain on marco’s pants. you didn't know why he was blushing to an extent though. 

“its, its fine y/n! its just water it’ll dry”

you removed the towel to reveal a huge bulge in his pants. so that's why he was so embarrassed.

“im sorry, im sorry! ive just been really frustrated lately and-”

“just help him, y/n.”

marco let out a relived sigh when you got onto your knees in front of him. you slowly brought your hand up to his zipper and pulled it down. he then helped you pull of his pants and boxers just for his erection to spring up and hit into his stomach. 

he never failed to impress you, he was defiantly bigger than jean. long and girthy with a few veins running down the shaft, pre-cum dribbling out of the tip. 

without saying a word, you took his cock into your hands slowly stroking him, using his pre-cum as lube. 

“p-please y/n. i want it in your mouth.”

knowing how mean and dominate he can get while riled up, you obeyed, enjoying the shy side of him.

you swirled your tongue around his tip before bobbling your head down, taking as much as you can. marco’s hands found his way into your hair while throwing his head back. it was taking everything to not just buck his hips up and shove his cock down your pretty little throat.

“so you’re just gonna let her run that slutty mouth up and down n not just fuck her throat? hm, boring.”

at the moment you wish jean would've just bit his tongue while marco let out a deep, long chuckle. 

he then tightened his grip around your hair and forced you down further onto him before thrusting up into your throat. he was way too big for you, the tip of his cock hitting the back of your throat earning a gag from you.

“what's wrong can't take it? i really thought you were a slut... getting onto your knees for your boyfriends best friend and letting him fuck that tiny throat of yours.” 

his degrading words were enough for you to slip your hands down your shorts, slowing adding friction to your clit. 

jean, now fully erect got up from his spot on the couch and squatted down next to you, pulling your hand away and out of your pants, a tight grip around your wrist. 

“i don't think anyone told you to touch yourself, now did they?”

without warning, marco came in your mouth, his warm cum spilling down your throat. he then pulled you off his cock, a string of saliva mixed with cum still connecting you to him. marco looked down to jean and nodded.

jean stood up, bringing you up with him and walked over to the bedroom, marco following close behind and closing the door once you all got inside.

jean pushed you down onto the bed. the two men were now hovering over you, looking down onto you. you definitely lost any sort of control over this situation. 

“hmm, i think you deserve a punishment baby. i mean for slapping me before.”

“that wasn't my fault tho-”

“shut up. no one said you could talk.” he spat out

jean then sat on the bed next to you. you knew exactly what he wanted. you crawled over and laid face first across his lap, ass perking up, while marco took a seat on jean’s gaming chair facing the both of you.

“you’ll only get ten today. i hear anything fall from that mouth besides you counting, i’m leaving to go spend the night at marcos”

you shook your head yes while a harsh slap landed right across your ass.

“o-one” you said while sniffling 

marco on the other hand was started to palm himself through his boxers at the sight in front of him.

“te- ten!” you basically cried out at this point. you usually get more, but jean was harsh tonight. 

meanwhile, no one in the room realized the discord chat going off on jean’s computer

surprised your still on... mikasa ratted me out about something so my mom called and chewed my ear out longer than expected.

helloooo?

jean?

“my sweet girl, you were so good for me. as a reward i’ll let you have marco’s cock. you’ll let him fuck you, right baby?”

eagerly you nodded while jean switched places with marco, now sitting on the chair. 

“as always im going to prep you first, i wouldn't want to hurt you. that alright?”

without having to say anything you pulled your shorts down and disregarded them onto the floor. 

marco then pushed you down onto your back while slipping down your panties. you looked up into his eyes while he shoved to fingers knuckles deep into your cunt, earning a sweet soft moan from your lips.

a few minutes after using his fingers to stretch you out, you left your climax building with a familiar feeling in your stomach.

“m-marco i’m gonna~”

about to cream all over his fingers, he pulled them out and flipped you onto your stomach.

“didn’t think i’d let you off the hook that easy hm?”

“marco pleaseee, i need too, please!!” you were basically sobbing over the fact that you wanted to get fucked

“no need to be a little cry baby y/n. he’ll let you cum when he wants to.” said jean from across the room, fucking his fist

“no, no its not that... it’s just that nothing feels better than your sweet cum running down my shaft.” right when he finished his sentace he shoved his cock right into your tight cunt, completely bottoming out and thrusting into you without giving you time to adjust.

“ ‘s too big marco please!”

“sorry, couldn’t help it baby.” the sight was so lewd. marco pounding into you from behind and shoving your head down into the mattress. jean behind you two fucking his first harder than ever. the room filled with wet slapping sounds and your loud moans, along with grunting from the two boys.

“ ah~ baby you’re squeezing me so, so well.” said marco while reaching his hand down, finding your clit and rubbing harsh circles around it.

“mm need to-”

marco sent a harsh slap onto your clit, sending your whole body jerking foward, squirting all over his cock.

marco let out another chuckle at your reaction. “wow, first time anyone’s ever squirted on my cock.”

he pulled out soon after and released all over your ass, crashing down on top of you, out of breath. jean was about to come over and help the both of you clean up until everyone heard a sort of high pitched moan. you and marco knew that didn’t sound like jean and both flipped over.

you all soon realized the headset on jeans desk, the green light indicating it was still on and running. you all then caught on to what was happening on the other side.

“wow jean... didn’t know little y/n was such a slut.”

[bbugyu]

ur chan response was SO GOOD. I can’t help wondering abt how adorable cheol would be when having a crush/in love he’s so CUTE!!!!!!!! squish!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dude i'm obsessed with crushing cheol OMFG he would be so 😭😭 like he wouldn't know how to hide it at all LMAOOOO he would be SOOOO OBVIOUS

he's the kinda guy that wouldn't be able to help but immediately tell his besties about it too. like, he meets you for the first time (mutual friend maybe? i'm imagining through joshua for some reason) and instantly loves your vibe and you're SO his type that literally as soon as you're done hanging out he hits up shua and is like "are they single do they like korean men tell them i can drive" DJKSHFJKSDFJK like he is SOOOO NOT SUBTLE and if he gets your number he's gonna act so fucking cocky to his buds like "yeah its in the bag 😎" but when he sees you irl he's so. he's just a giggly baby 😭😭😭 like he's so shy but he still FLIRTS SHAMELESSLY he just gets embarrassed if you don't react the way he's expecting KJFHSKJD like if the pickup line goes over your head he has to hide his face for ten mimnutes while he recovers

and yall are leaving the bar or restaurant or wherever where you and some buds are hanging out and you're about to head to the subway and he's like "oh what direction are you going?" and you tell him and it's in the opposite direction of his house but he's like "oh omg me too! i'll walk with you" and josh and idk mingyu and vernon are like 🤭 and when you turn away or check your phone or whatever he's GESTURING WILDLY FOR THEM TO CUT THAT SHIT OUT

and so he walks with you and sits next to you on the subway and when you're like "oh this is my stop! thanks so much for joining me 😊" he's like "oh ill get off here too!" and when you guys are walking towards your place he's like "haha i have to admit something. i don't live over here"

you scold him like "you didn't have to get off the train with me 😠 i could have walked alone" and he's just like "no no, i mean i live in the other direction. i just didn't want to say goodnight yet." and THATS WHEN IT CLICKS...

[spinster-sisters]

ateez’s reaction to their partner on a baby fever?

Hongjoong:

When you bring it up he's taken aback but once the shook clears he gets all soft. Nothing in the world would make him happier, really in truly, and knowing you want that with him makes him all heart-eyed. But he's also a realist. Yall are way too young and it's just not the move right now. He takes your hands and smothers you with kisses and promises you that as soon as you can he will give you as many babies as you want. You get all pouty "but I want a baby right now," "I know, sweetheart, I know. But we can't right now and you know it. I promise you that as soon as we can, we will buy a house with enough room for all the kids you want," "With a pool?" "Yes baby, with a pool,"

Seonghwa:

Oh boy. He's like "bet." He stands up and stretches out his hand for you and you're like "what?" And he's like "you want a baby? Come with me and ill give you one." He's dead serious too. Yall do the do cuz obvi. But afterward yall would have a real and serious talk about having children and what that would mean for both of your lives. He may want children but is also super responsible and wants to make sure you are both on the same page about all the details. He's not the type to rush into things without planning it out first. But if yall are in absolute agreement he sees no reason to wait. And he goes all out on family planning, from baby names to toddler shoe shopping, he's about it. And he couldn't be happier to start a family with you.

Yunho:

He gets all blushy. "Babe, stop kidding around," he would say, trying to ease the tension. And your like "I'm not joking." The thought probably slaps him right across the face. He has never considered having children right now. But the more he thinks about it and the idea of having kids with you makes him very? Happy? He's not about to drop everything and to have a kid right now but he certainly thinks about it now, like all the time. Sometimes you catch him daydreaming and 90% of the time he's thinking about baby names or nursery ideas and your like "I thought you said no babies till we're older?" And he's like "Yeah but I still think about it"

Yeosang:

Somebody has to be realistic right now and he's bummed that it has to be him. When you tell him his face gets all sad, and he's like "you know we can't" and you just whine "why not!" "Because we are too young and don't have the money or resources to take care of a child," "so you're saying you don't want to have a family with me!" That isn't what he was saying. Not even a little bit. He wants more than anything to have a child with you, he just can't and it breaks his heart that you could think otherwise. But here's the thing, he doesn't show his emotions that much on his face so now your upset with him and he doesn't know how to show you otherwise. Please God helps this man he's trying so hard. In reality, you probably realize within a few hours what he's talking about and how sad he is so it's all well.

San:

He's like a deer caught in the headlights. He goes all 😶 cuz here's the shtick, he loves kids right he really does, but he is caught off guard. He is probably the first of the members to realize that lots of time "baby fever" is a phase that only lasts a few months at max. Like yes, if he knew for certain that you absolutely 1000% wanted kids and it wasn't just a passing fancy he would be all for it. He just doesn't know. But he's sneaky. "OK then, let's do this right, we can go to all the classes and training courses about the best ways to get pregnant or adopt and about raising kids and about the financial side of things" he figures that after you are faced with the reality of what having a kid means and you still want it, then he will make it happen. Anything for you.

Mingi:

He's all giggly, "sure babe, whatever you want," he doesn't take it too seriously but he doesn't outright say no. After the first time you bring it up he just leaves it at that. He kinda forgets about it for a while until you mention it again and once again he just like oh shit their serious. He doesn't really know what to think cuz like, he wants to have a family with you at some point but he is now realizing that there is a very real possibility that point could be right now. He'd probably sit you down to talk about it, first off to make sure it's not a joke, and once he's sure it's not, he'd want to know all about what you want. He isn't as worried about the financial or age part of it. In his mind it doesn't fucking matter, if yall want this you can make it work as millions of people do, he is just being safe.

Wooyoung:

He is just like straight up no. He like "babe, if you gonna say that every time you watch a family channel on YouTube I'm gonna take your phone away." It seems a bit harsh, but that's the best way to shut it down. He loves kids. He loves you. He just isn't ready. Not for any kind of financial reason or shit like that, he just isn't ready personally, and he's not going to take on the responsibility of another human life if he isn't 1000% on board. He knows how fucked up children's lives can be of it is obvious the parents aren't ready for it and he's just not gonna let that happen. You've gotta understand that. The way he sees it, if you were truly in love with him, and you truly want a family with him in particular then you will wait until he's ready. He doesn't know when that will be but one day. And if you can't wait that long then it was never about being with him in the first place, which would break his heart but he would rather it that way than potentially fucking up a child's life in the process.

Jongho:

He probably doesn't take it seriously. And let's be honest your probably not as serious about it as you think. You just said you wanted a baby in the spur of the moment after spending the day with your kid cousins. You really think you want this, but you haven't given it any kind of thought and he can tell. He also understands that baby fever for a lot of people is just a phase. And he is not going to let it get to your head. he is just being honest with you. You don't know what you're getting yourself into and he is just doing damage control. He loves you, but you get carried away at the slightest ideas. It goes on like this for a while until the day you actually bring home a baby name book and he's like "babe, this has gone far enough, I love you, and would love to have kids with you but I don't think you understand what it means to be a parent," he's gonna sit you down with a family planning professional and have them explain to you even better than he could about the responsibilities of parenthood. And he wasn't lying, he wants kids with you, maybe even soon if your ready, he just going into it without thinking is a terrible idea.