#ill finally meet /my/ stone butch bisexual

[bisexualgenderfemme]

Logan & Kurt rly truly are stone butch bisexual 4 high femme bisexual power couple...

& as a mlm butchfemme couple that dynamic maps rly neatly onto what I assume mutant butchfemme couples would have.

Logan as the butch is more 'passing' though it's conditional & uses that to hold down a job & navigate social standing, his conditional acceptance allows him 2b a protector

Kurt as the Femme is more of a social reject but they use their social networking in mutant/bf circles as care, they keep their relationship afloat & help Logan take care of himself. They signal themselves as a source of safety for those around them through their visible femme & mutant-ness...

[trecoolsdick]

Robert Plant Through the Years

1960s: everything is Peace and Love. corduroy pants and silk shirts. I Love Weed!!!! do these jeans make my dick look big? #MarriedMan. why Sing when you can S C R E A M.

1970s: sex sex sex sex Sex sex se x sexyS EX. look at my HAIR. somehow the jeans got tighter. tiddies out 24/7. brb going to my cabin to smoke some grass with my Not Gay guitarist. what if I just scream for the whole song? I CAN and WILL fuck your girlfriend . maybe your boyfriend too. lord of the rings series found bald. what if I orgasmed in front of thousands of people? I do cocaaaaaaiiiine!

1980s: depressed, but make it Synth Rock. my dick can finally breathe in these Mom Jeans. bisexual energies DETECTED. phil collins can eat my a$$. sorry I can’t hear you, my mullet is too big. what if I wore..... Hoop Earrings and LEATHER. butch daddy meets femme twunk. led zeppelin WHOMST????,,,

1990s: Gay Pirate Vibes Only. open vests and leather pants on stage Or Else. the next person to ask about a fucking reunion is gonna CATCH THESE HANDS. if anyone needs me I’ll be in morocco with my Not Gay guitarist from the other band I definitely wasn’t in for 12 years ok thx bye. HOT SLUT ALERT ITS ME IM HOT SLUT

2000s: rich cabana owner meets slutty essential oil and healing stone seller. yes I’m in my 50s approaching my 60s and YES I’m dtf whenever u are girl. I INVENTED the goatee you whore. OK FINE ILL DO THE FUCKING REUNION CONCERT ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAPPY NOW?????

2010s: slutty forest god vibes. grandpa I’d like to fuck vibes. hot aging rockstar vibes. it’s all about the tight tshirts and tight pants babey. yes I’m a septuagenarian and yes you can still see my dick through my jeans. I have my own podcast on Spotify now so you should be nice to me sweaty :) if you ask me about the band I definitely wasn’t in for 12 years I Will Kill You. your man wishes he had even a fraction of my BDE.