#ilawstarter

[naina-rao]

"Hmm? Oh no, this seat isn't taken, you don't have to stand if you don't wish to."

[kelsey-baptiste-blog]

Ohp, excuse me.

I am so sorry, but you absolutely mistook that drink for your's and just knocked it right off the bar. Clearly you're just going to have to buy me a new one - it is the only right thing to do after all.

Don't worry though, it was too weak for me drink anyway.

[briella-croft]

Well...

today is one of those days where you have no idea what to do. And in turn, you end up bored. And that's never fun.

[deaglan-quinn]

Is there nothing entertaining to do on Sunday? Try to have one day without drinking, but it seems there's nothing else going on. 

[prince-gonesupernova]

S'cuse me!

Hi, Deirdre Castell, former actor and probably the reason you dream at night. I need to pretend I know you for the next ten minutes so I can shake off that creep at the bar.

[seth-cross-blog]

Oi! This belong to someone?

It's not mine? I just found it here? I don't think it can talk? ...Hello?

[atticus-sawyer]

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

You either speak up your thoughts else keep your damned eyes to yourself, yeah? These hips are designated for client use only, and I doubt the likes of you has enough to stand on his feet.

[sanctuarys-solitary-seraph-blog]

There.

Three levels of the outer layer of the mountain converted to a greenhouse. Clear crystal, plenty of movable irrigation, good sunlight. Hopefully it is up to his standards.

[brawler-brax-blog]

Vodka... just vodka please.

Whatever it is you want, in words of your people.... fuck off.

[nate-cavanaugh-blog]

Hey, hey Peyton, shh.

It's alright, honey - please just ... just be quiet. Please? 

I know I'm a shit Dad, but can you gimme the tiniest bit of a break? I've only been at this for a day now.

[briella-croft]

I'm in a desperate mood for some sweets. Some Chocolate Frogs, toffees, and you can't forget the Chocoballs. And it can't hurt to stack up on some chocolate for the kids in the wards...

[deaglan-quinn]

Why does the morning commute have to happen in the morning. I'd much rather start work at two P.M.after six cups of coffee. Shit, where's my fare money...

[prince-gonesupernova]

Yeah, cheers! Cheers, mate! Yep, thanks for that.

(..Cockbag.)

[sanctuarys-solitary-seraph-blog]

Insert Dowel A into Pre-Drilled Hole G2...

Well... that sounds vaguely sexual. I am assembling a crib. This cannot possibly be rocket science, and yet, these instructions seem to defy the laws of space, time, and magic. 

[emmafuckingashby-blog]

Is it too early to be this drunk?

No? Good. Who gives a fuck anyway.

[deaglan-quinn]

I swear these days are getting longer. If only there was a delicious beverage to wash the taste of a sour day away.