#ikea bisexual couch

[aritimena]

Trimax Vol. 10 spoilers under the cut

happy pride month

[iced-bees]

who wants to be the ikea bisexual couch for halloween with me

[wayne-prince-of-gotham]

Should I purchase this for Tim?

[tacksoncatson]

throwback to this shit

[hektora]

working on diagrams to explain modern day homophobia to aristotle

[missbananarose]

anaïs nin’s seating platform strolled so the bisexual couch could jaywalk during rush hour

[very-stressed]

I genuinely adore the bi IKEA pride couch, it's just so

Yeah I don't even know but I love it

[eileennatural]

not joking i think the kamala harris bisexual mugs were a presidential campaign soft launch

[oujibaka]

guy who only cares about itsuki seeing a picture of a hand whoah this is giving me a lot of itsuki vibes

[filmnoirsbian]

I was still rping as my straightsona in 2013 so I couldn't say it at the time but AM? Lesbian album. "I wanna be yours"? Lesbian ass song. "R U Mine"? That's abt long distance dating, thus inherently lesbian. "Snap Out of It" is abt when your dyke friend keeps uhauling with the most toxic people and you just have to wait it out for 2 months before the inevitable messy breakup when they call you crying at 4am asking you to drive your truck over so they can move the ugliest sofa you've ever seen (uglier than the ikea bisexual couch bc your friend has terrible taste in both women and furniture but you can't say anything bc you accidentally got her arrested one time so now any criticism you make she's immediately like "hey remember when you got me arrested" as if it didn't happen 10 years ago or has any bearing on the fact that her current girlfriend is literally cheating on her husband by dykebaiting on bumble but again you can't say that so whatever) out while their ex is still asleep. Very relatable album to me, personally.

[aliteralchicken]

Maybe they put Tim on a houseboat because it’s the only living space he’d have that’s small enough not to fit the ikea bisexual couch

[immaterial-pearl]

Do you guys remember the horrible bisexual ikea couch? Because I do.

[hyliareborn]

got bored so i put reigen on the bisexual ikea couch

[greypetrel]

The bisexual committee is on duty testing the best bi-friendly couches at Ikea. The stripey one got disapproved of, even if it was on sale.

Nothing to see, two stubborn people in a very normal, not quarrelsome at all trip to Ikea to furnish their house all in one go, it's clearly going swimmingly. Three members of the staff already tried to tell them to take their shoes off the couches but one barks and the other can shoot lightning so they conquered the field. Stripey couch was discarded, even if it was on sale.

Nothing to see here, two totally straight people doing very straight things and sitting very straightly.

Some writing if you want to know more of their most successful trip.

[bengiyo]

Theory of Love Rewatch Ep 3 Stray Thoughts

Last time, my own history flared up and I found myself resenting Khai again. I talked to @lurkingshan and am going to try to show Khai grace for having a bisexual awakening late.

These boys are filthy. I know Bone isn't getting on Khai's case about lacking household goods when he's got roaches in the goddamn bed with him.

Ikea dates are cute, but a reminder that 500 Days of Summer is about a breakup.

Ep 3. Friends with Benefits

Now, Third, don't mean mug that girl. She doesn't know she's in the middle of your drama.

Khai is so stupid that it's impossible to read him as malicious at this point.

Lol, everyone is getting some tonight except Third.

3 am and you can't go home? Nah, you gotta at least let your boy use the couch.

Khai's dick game must be strong the way he got this girl fighting Third.

He really asked Third to make dinner for his hookup after the last girl got in his face like that.

Wait, Third had a whole room he could have gone into? Why the fuck did he have to stay out all night?

Now, Third, this is behind the line. Do not watch Khai hook up with someone else.

I kinda wanted Fahsai to pick Third up and throw him.

See, Third is going to swoon, but a lot of dudes are like this. Their relationship with their boys is way more important to them than the relationship with their wives. Kevin Can F*** Himself is basically about this.

There was a lot of circling this episode, and I don't have much commentary about Two and Bone having feelings for specific girls. Khai only pissed me off about keeping Third out all night this episode, and at this point I'm just gonna be disappointed for Third doe continuing to put up with this. Khai cares about him, just not in the way Third wants.

[cutemeat]

what's a bisexual couch