#ikea answers™️

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

also correct. except for the last one

i’d win

I was originally just gonna say that you’re light blue for eight but here’s all fourteen for the mutuals thing 1. Grey/Yellow 2. Lemon 3. Teal 4. Blue 5. Green 6. Yellow 7. Green 8. Light Nlue 9. Blue 10. Yellow/red 11. Yellow/Green 12. Yellow 13. Hot pink 14. Orange (/j)

yes, all of these are correct

[coffeebanana]

Chapter Summary:

Marinette is not a morning person. Also, wine and assembling IKEA furniture do not mix. Thankfully she has a wonderful roommate to assist with both these issues! And if he renders her hopelessly flustered in the process, well...she'll probably survive.

First scene under the cut!

Marinette was not ready to be awake. Apparently her internal clock had yet to register that the semester was over, because she’d woken up several times throughout the night, panicked about deadlines that no longer existed. All she wanted now was to doze off again. To sleep until her body and the ridiculously comfortable mattress melded together as one.

Unfortunately, the room had the audacity to have an east-facing window, and she’d been too lazy yesterday to put up the blackout curtains she’d purchased. Plus, she could hear Adrien moving around in the kitchen, and knowing he was so close did funny things to her insides. She yawned and allowed herself one last stretch before reluctantly pushing herself up.

For a minute or so after, she just sat on the edge of her bed, hoping she’d spontaneously develop the ability to teleport into the kitchen. (Damn Monarch. Couldn’t he at least have left her the Horse Miraculous?)

Eventually, she resigned herself to the fact that she’d actually have touseher legs. She stood slowly, pulling the fuzzy blanket she’d taken to bed over her head like a hood. She hadn’t taken so much as a step when Tikki flew up to her.

“Don’t forget your bracelet, Marinette.” Oops.

“Thanks, Tikki,” she mumbled. Or she tried to—judging by Tikki’s giggle she wasn’t sure her words had been coherent.

The wave of relief that washed over her as she slipped on the bracelet roused her a little—forgetting that would have been a disaster. She’d taken it off midway through the night, unused to sleeping in jewellery aside from her earrings. Clearly she’d have to adjust though—she couldn’t risk forgetting it in her room.

In retrospect, the amount of times she’d left her house still wearing pyjamas really should have tipped her off to the dangers of leaving her sleep-deprived brain in charge of such decisions.

With another yawn, Marinette stumbled out of her room and into the kitchen. Adrien immediately turned around from his spot browsing the fridge to give her a bright smile—he must have heard her grumbling her way down the hall.

“Good morning,” he said cheerfully. Too cheerfully—Marinette really ought to have considered the repercussions of moving in with a morning person.

She answered him wordlessly, with the most petulant face she could muster, before taking her usual seat at the kitchen island and slumping down on the counter.

Adrien laughed, which…okay. That was a nice, warm, magical sound. The kind that probably cured sick kids instantly and made birds sing. Maybe she could put up with Morning Adrien™️ for the sake of that laugh.

Maybe.

“Want some coffee, Sleepy Bug?”

“Mmm.”

Another laugh, one that was over too soon. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

She heard him get a few things out of the fridge and set them on the counter, then his footsteps took him to the corner of the kitchen. Where the espresso machine lives, Marinette thought dreamily. Before she knew it a cup was set down beside her, its pleasant aroma finally urging her to push herself up and meet Adrien’s smiling eyes.

“One espresso for my favourite hero.” His smile was far warmer than the cup he slid into her hands. “Figured I should caffeinate you the quickest way possible, but I can also make you a cappuccino if you want.”

“You’re perfect,” she sighed. “Marry me.”

For a second—about the moment it took her to realize she’d made a terrible mistake—Adrien just stared at her. Then a wild grin stretched across his face.

“As lovely as that sounds,” he said, “I don’t think you’re in any state to be making those sorts of decisions.”

Marinette squeaked in response and buried her face in her arms again. As lovely as that sounds?!

At this rate, she wouldn’t survive long enough to enjoy that cappuccino.

[tf2fansderogatory]

welcome to our blog! we just love doing our funny little thing out in this funny little world of ours. this is just the big funny pinned post thing aha

official tf2transderogatory discord server (really really cool. age limit 16+)

rules tags n mod intros under the cut !

request rules (cool)

1. no nsfw whatsoever. I hope this is obvious

2. all ships allowed, save for The Forbidden One. pauling ships r on thin ice

3. we reserve the right to not answer asks if we do not want to. do not bother us about it. we are all very busy

4. and uhh common sense be nice or whatever. keep asks on-topic. play tf2 everyday stay on that grind💪

tags

characters

scout

soldier

pyro

demoman

heavy

engineer

medic

sniper

spy

miss pauling

(other character tags will be added as BUNGUS FUCKING REMEMBERS TO ADD THEM)

mod intros (vbery important:)))))))))))))) )

bungus: howdy I’m bungus. I go by any pronouns and I’m just a funny little guy if I do say so myself. find me @presidentbungus on tumbler and ao3. I am an engy lover and medic lover and demo lover and all those other guys lover too except spy he sucks:))). send me asks about science party(!!!) & swordvan & engiespy and I’ll kiss you I will

modgod: i'm @youngods aka ares/modgod and use he/they pronouns. my major blorbos include spy and soldier, major ships include engiespy. talk to me about any of them and send music headcanons this way.

ghost fish: I'm @ghost-fish-in-a-bowl on tumblr!! I go by she/they pronouns and I love all heavy stuff (send me funny about things about him winkwink). I'm like the artist mod here ig so I'll do funny doodles around here lol.

crabmod: I'm @Nezclaw on Tumblr and anywhere else that counts. biiiiig medic simp. crabmod on the blog. like heavymedic and engiemedic, but platonically. usually the one smacking everyone with a fish and not paying attention to the Discourse™.

ikea: hello hello ! I’m ikea (@welcome-to-ikea), she/they pronouns, and I go by ikea because I keep getting lost in my own brain (/hj). I am constantly thinking about Scout, Spy, Engie, and Medic, but in general I like thinking about the relationships/interactions between the funny gay men ™️

Mick: hello I'm Mick @aprofessionalwithoutstandards (posts from @biracy) and I'm a big time Demo tf2 enthusiast. Swordvan guy for obvious reasons. Deeply committed to the Sniper/Admin bit. I am very funny also. shehim and 18 and etc

nimbus: hey hi i'm nim! (@nimbus-lightest) i use they/he/ae pronouns and uhh i'm the kind of person who's so deep into their brainrot that they like to just imagine characters doing mundane everyday things, so that's what i like to talk about a lot heehoo

mod pissjar: hi lol i forgot to do this anyways i'm radio but you can call me mod pissjar if you want ig. any pronouns are fine. i'm completely and utterly normal about tf2 (lying through my teeth). and my blog is @sniperspissjar

modbot: Peachy 'noon! I'll be tagged as 'modbot' for reasons I never shut up about on the hell hut Discord (which you should join; we totally aren't infected with a brain-eating bungal virus!) I've been around these pals for a tad, and the fandom for much longer, so I'll be staying here forever while I work for my medical license (which [medicine] I also never shut up about). My forte is Sniper, but I'm hopelessly addicted to adding my cents to everybody. I have the tendency to write essays and snippets (minus the pretty colors and endless parentheses), rather than simply agree with any headcanons, so if you're in the mood. . . I'm your printer, prone to prose. I lean less towards heavily romantic ships by nature, but I'll be here for that, too, if you really want it. I go by she/her, but I'll take 'technologically transcendent tyrant' any time of the day. It'll earn you some brownie points <3

lems: heyoooooo! the name i usually go by is lemon or lems, (and also Saphir or frost) but i will also take any kind of word you give me! any pronouns, i gave up figuring what i liked the most. im @m-an-mlems on my main which is very rarely ever tf2 stuff so. beware ooooooo [spooky organ sfx]

mod cb: HI! i'm mark! i use he/him/it, and i'm the host of a system. you can find me at @creaturebarks on tumblr, etc. tf2 owns every braincell of mine. i'm not sure if i have a favorite merc, but i can safely say that my brain is full of many thoughts and i adore them all!!! (cb stands for creaturebarks btw)

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

Eden is such a bomb name!!!!

hell yeah it is thanks

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

can you tag ur atla posts?

um yes? is there a particular reason or do u just want me to

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

That animated gif of "2 gay dads" is characters from a tv show called The Untamed. It's a chinese action-drama-romance show. Those two characters are the main duo. They're very gay, as in "they get married in the novel". The show does an AMAZING job of dodging the chinese censors, and it is one of the best written MLM romances. Better than Nicky/Joe imo. If you're ok with subtitles, try it out! (FYI: The first couple eps can be a bit confusing b/c of timeline jumps, but it makes sense by ep 3.)

oh, thanks! that seems really interesting :)

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

H-HEWWO??? 🌠

HEWWO MISTEW TONY

cold misty days, red lipstick, black eyeshadow, twix bars, talking about the plausibility of feathered dinosaurs at 2am

sleepovers, snuggling with your friends, perfect winged eyeliner, cardinals, soft pretzels, too much sugar

warm blankets, snow days, ice cream in winter, golden skeleton keys and silver locks, soft hair soft heart soft soul

mutuals send me a 🌠 and i’ll tell you what three things i associate you with!

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

ur big gay for ur gf

yeah and? @darth-lin-manuel-beifong look it’s u

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

🌠🌠 Ily ikea😚😁 - Nikki

rainstorms, long showers, hot chocolate, pink eyeshadow, sparkly nails, calling your friends at 4 in the morning

lightning, red lipstick, sleeping beauty, iridescent feathers, pearls, maple trees covered in snow, laughing

peanut butter, hot coffee, long playlists, lana del rey, pale yellow houses with purple doors, snickers bars

mutuals send me a 🌠 and i’ll tell you what three things i associate you with!

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

:p

:D

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

Blue, orange, and purple

i think this is the correct one? if it’s not tell me :) and send me the right one :)

blue: “dark blue”

orange: “should we like... kiss>>??”

purple: “wana be my fucjking wife??”

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

Pakku

pakku would punch me in the face? he wishes he could get close enough to me to punch me. however, if you’re saying something relating me to pakku: why.

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

I meant to say pink not dark green I’m an idiot

OH

pink: “likely to have intense convos with cats” how did u know

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

For the colour ask game red, dark green, and grey

red: “i may or may not have a crush on you 👀” girl who doesn’t have a crush on me i’m stupid sexy

dark green: “hozier would write poetry about you” forest dweller and forest cryptid. yes.

gray: “i wanna be friends w u but idk what to say 😶😶😶” SCREAM idk just dm me ❤️❤️

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

blue orange and dark green for the ask game’

blue: “would put salt in their ears at 3am” what. does. this. MEAN.

orange: “u probably scream at vending machines” why does everyone keep s a y i n g that

dark green: “hozier would write poetry about you” i mean he lives in the woods and i’m a forest cryptid so probably

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

blue and orange

blue: “would put salt in their ears at 3am” what does this mean i’m scared

yellow: “u probably scream at vending machines” yeah and what about it