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jackandjackiekennedylover · 4 years ago

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Sister

Imagine you being Jensen Ackles's sister that is in her twenties and has a two-year-old daughter named Sonya by her ex-boyfriend. You end taking Sonya to a comic con and the cast of IT is there giving autographs out. Jensen ends up going with you and gets scared by someone dress as Pennywise and Jensen jumps into your arms. You get excited when You see Bill Skarsgård for the first time and You drop Jensen onto the floor.

You didn't have to come with us to the comic con, You said as you put Sonya on your hip.

I wanted to and It seems like fun, Jensen said.

You didn't like IT and You had said that Pennywise freaks you out, Jared said.

The movie was ok and yes Pennywise gives me the chills sometimes. I'm not going to be scared of a 6'4 actor that plays Pennywise in the movie and the clown isn't real at all, Jensen said.

It's sad that your two-year-old niece loves Pennywise and her thirty-nine-year-old uncle is scared of a clown from the movie, You said before you laugh at him.

sadly it's true and a little funny, Jared said.

Can you hold Sonya for a minute, You said.

Sure, Jared said.

Here you go, You said as you hand Sonya over to Jared.

if you aren't so scared of Pennywise. Why don't you turn around, You said with a smirk.

Ok, I will prove you wrong, Jensen said.

Soon as Jensen turn around. He screamed like a little girl and jumps into your arms, There was someone dress like Pennywise and was behind Jensen and It scared the heck out of him.

omg. that was so freaking funny, You said.

that wasn't funny at all, Jensen said.

It was a little funny, Jared said.

You didn't see Bill Skarsgård looking over at you with a smile and begins to walk over to you.

Is that Bill Skarsgård coming over here, Jared said.

No. It's probably someone else, You said.

Nope. It's really Bill Skarsgård coming over here, Jared said.

Omg. I can't believe that this is real , You said before you drop Jensen on the floor.

Ow ! . What the hell y/n, Jensen said.

I can't believe that y/n Ackles is here. I'm a huge fan of your work, Bill said.

Thank you so much and I am huge of your work too. You are so talented and I love all of your movies, You said.

Has anyone told you that you are beautiful, Bill said.

Nobody. You are the first one to tell me that, You said as you smile at him.

Lucky me then and here is my number. I hope that I can see you again soon, Bill said before he kisses you on the cheek.

You watch him walk away before a blush came upon your face.

What just happen, You asked?

Let's see. Bill Skarsgård had flirted with you and you did it back and he called you beautiful. You had ended up smiling at him and Bill had ended up giving you his phone number and he had kiss you on the cheek and now you are blushing like crazy now, Jared said with chuckled.

Omg, You said.

Ik that you are fangirling inside right now, Jared said.

You look away as your face got more red.

January 3rd, 2018.

Breaking News. Bill Skarsgård is going to be a dad, Y/N Ackles and Bill Skarsgård are expecting their first child together after being together for one year. This will be Y/n Ackles's second child and the actress has a two-year-old daughter named Sonya with her ex-boyfriend. Congratulations to the couple.

Wow. I'm so happy for them, Jared said.

Same. They have been together for one year and she is already pregnant again, Jensen said.

So. Maybe Y/n want to become a mom again and Bill made her a mom again, Jared said.

Ok. I don't need to know about my sister and Bill's sex life, Jensen said.

October 1st, 2018

Layla Penny Skarsgård was born on October 1st, at 9:50 am.

Layla had weight. 7lbs 15oz 22 inches along.

Your first child looks like you, But Layla had come out looking just like Bill.

#bill skarsgard imagine #bill skarsgard #bill skarsgard x reader #jensen ackles #spnfamily #supernatural #jared padalecki #it (2017)#pennywise

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vaguely-gestures-to-the-void · 4 years ago

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Hindsight: My thoughts on Loki (2021)

Welcome back folks. Read the innocence dying inside me as I accept that this show eats my expectations for lunch and leaves me like it's going to buy milk.

As a side note from what I said in my first review, here’s an interesting article. Apparently I was clowning because the Gobi desert scene was filmed (probably? idk) with the tech from the Mandalorian. I think the studios were the same. Oh well. https://www.atlasofwonders.com/2021/06/loki-filming-locations.html

Episode 4: THE NEXUS EVENT

Pre-title scene

The new perspective of Asgard is incredible.

Oh baby Sylvie, what did they do to you. Also, RAVONNA??

The TVA through a child’s eyes is heartbreaking. The mixed use of shots that were familiar (the feet walking into the TVA) and new (the TVA logo on the floor) convey how though routine, this is an alien experience for Sylvie.

She too wants to help the man being dragged in. Maybe Sylvie was a better person than Loki, the TVA taking her away was what changed it.

We don’t see Casey, but iIt’s the same ‘sign here’ guy. The changing perspective and music really alters the mood created, contrasting the whimsical procedure we followed in episode one.

She hadn’t even said much in her life. They knew how to influence the audience’s emotions, that's for sure. Props to the actress, I felt genuine concern for her before I remembered that she’s acting.

TVA

Ravonna probably underestimated Sylvie as a Loki, a mistake that cost her greatly.

The golden doors.

Ravonna looks tense and a bit fearful.

Scattered throughout the episode are eyes watching. George Orwell’s 1984, anyone?

Big Brother is watching.

Mobius! He’s a good friend to Ravonna, but there’s a power imbalance.

Ravonna is shaken. Her past failure is haunting her.

Someone edit the “What? How?” into “Wow.” It’ll be a service.

Lamentis - 1

Loki’s apology and Sylvie reflecting on her childhood are the conclusion to the previous episode. Faced with death, Loki realises that her goals were hindered by his actions. His apology is the first time he acknowledges he had something to do with it. Sylvie’s offering her emotional vulnerability in the form of memories. Her mind and experiences are her most prized possession because they’re all she has of the person who she was as Loki, her childhood and what she was supposed to be. Her glorious purpose, what really makes a Loki a ‘Loki’ was her life.

THEY TRUST EACH OTHER. THIS WAS WHAT CAUSED THE NEXUS EVENT.

C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T.

Ravonna pointed out that Loki will always be a “lying scourge” but they went against this. In any timeline, this could cause a nexus event. They found a middle ground.

“That should be setting off alarms if someone steps on the wrong leaf.” I had a whole idea about entropy and the timeline being an isolated system but I struggled to define an isolated system, and thus I couldn’t use the whole irreversible process causing entropy to grow causing a br- if you have a clue of what I’m going on about, or want to know more, I’ll explain my thoughts. I can understand why this isn’t scientifically accurate and I’m no physicist.

The unbranched timeline means all the things that were speculated - Wanda’s kids, what happened on Saakar, all of it - is gone.

“Any news on C - 20?”I called it! B-15 is having doubts! Her subtle unease building up throughout the ep is perfect!

Most settlements have a street design that can be from space. Sharru doesn’t.

“No. We may lose... ...you’re amazing!” Damn it literally took the end of a world for Loki to change as a person.

“Their smiles. If that isn’t people accepting their deaths I don’t know what is. Man, I just want both of them to be happy.

Please don’t let that be the love theme, it’s so pretty.

The music fading into the TVA theme as they get separated is so sad.

Time Theater 25

Back to square one in terms of trust with these two, but now they have history and hurt feelings too!

Oh Mobius.

Cycles are a part of who Loki is within Norse mythology (from what I know, correct me if I’m wrong). This scene is conflict.

Loki needs both Mobius and Sylvie to incite change. One can empathise whilst the other believes in him.

Mobius believes in Loki like no one else in the TVA. He treats him like an individual, they developed a bond in episode 2, so his disappointment and anger were genuine. This is reflected in their dialogue.

Even when Loki was going through all the Feels in ep 1, he didn’t shout at Mobius. It makes it more heartbreaking when Mobius laughs and dismisses him after the “TVA is lying to you” thing. His laugh was so bitter, it’s like his belief that Loki would be the variant to prove that variants were individuals had been shattered. What Mobius doesn’t realise is that Loki was genuinely trying to warn him. The trust between them was fragile but Mobius needed to come to his own conclusions before he could see that Loki had broken out of the mold the Time Keepers set for him.

“Just kind of an asshole and a bad friend.” Y’all, Mobius doesn’t rise to Loki’s baits. He’s so hurt.

I can’t be the only one that thought Loki was going to be brainwashed when they saw the red door. Turns out it’s just a time cell.

I love Mobius but he makes me feel so conflicted. Oh shit, he’s my problematic fave.

Watching Loki get his ass handed to him by Lady Sif shouldn’t be this funny.

This particular memory reflects what Mobius will talk about later, Loki being abandon by the people around him.

Putting Loki through a memory that was physically and emotionally painful was nasty. If you hear something horrible, over and over especially from a friend it would take a toll on your self-perception. Mobius was hurt by Loki leaving him, he’s getting revenge whilst doing his job and getting into Loki’s head.

Ravonna’s office

Ravonna has hang ups from failing with Sylvie. Who she is and what she knows is going to be interesting.

Heck I just realised are Mobius’ lapels not real? They look fake.

I wonder whether the “mastermind” thing was foreshadowing the next ep.

Am I the only one who thinks this isn’t the first Loki Mobius has dealt with? Could that mean there’s a reunion next ep?!

“Variant pet.” There’s a culture of dehumanising variants within the TVA.

The cuts showing both B-15 and Mobius’ faces reminds me of ep 1, but now there’s a new angle to things. B-15 certainly sees things differently.

Time Theatre 25

Lady Sif would kill with short hair. Or long hair. It’s Lady Sif, she’s a badass.

Loki’s exhale reminds me of how he tenses before a fight.

Notable things about this scene:

Heavy use of metaphors to trade jabs.

The lights are shifting in a consistent pattern, scanning the room almost.

Shots are constantly moving and cutting.

Loki’s speech pattern changes when he’s lying. Nice touch there.

When they start arguing in earnest, the shots are close ups of their faces, not circling around each other.

Loki was at first willing to talk to Mobius if he was treated with respect, the way they engaged in episode 2. He also wants to trust that Mobius won’t kill him. Mobius dismisses him (rightly so, his trust is gone) and Loki’s pride about ‘not working for anyone’ gets in the way rather than listening to each other. Loki’s behaviour is cyclic and his lying about Sylvie affirms Mobius’s understanding that Loki won’t (or maybe can’t) change. I wouldn’t be too surprised if Mobius is a Loki, the man’s uncannily good at reading him. He deduces that Loki and Sylvie have a bond and unsettles Loki to get answers out of him, because he knows that’s the only way he can force Loki to reveal his cards. He definitely wasn’t expecting Loki’s earlier admission to be the truth. What Mobius did was not right, but it sure was effective.

“No. Not partners.” I believe this. They had an understanding, but their goals differ. Maybe just give Sylvie her own show.

“Guess you don’t do partners.” MOBIUS WHY ARE YOU SO BUTT-HURT? Probably to make Loki feel bad ik, but it’s still funny to think Lightning McQueen is salty.

That memory really hurt Loki. He stuttered.

Loki fixates on Sylvie rather than his own freedom. This was the cue to Mobius to start interrogating.

Bruh, the feeling they were experiencing better be friendship.

This made me uncomfortable because I was so sure we weren’t gonna get a romantic subplot that I related the characters to my actual family relationships. Marvel. Why?

The music combined with Mobius’ subtle shift in demeanor from irritated to mockery was very unsettling to me. I never realised how good an actor Owen Wilson was.

“Our interests are aligned.” Once Mobius tells him the truth, Loki does the same. I really hope this is the extent of their relationship. Just let them recognise one another as equals. Please Marvel.

Mobius’ hands twitching, the slight swallow. Yeesh, he certainly doesn’t think Loki’s lying, but he’s not about to accept it.

Loki’s head shake is sad. He knows he can’t convince Mobius.

“That I can respect. I mean the lies you tell yourself.” This was the best writing imo. Loki doesn’t make any final attempts to connive his way out of the situation because telling the truth to someone he’d trusted had failed. He willingly walks into the Time Cell.

Time Theater 47

B-15 being unable to support herself, having to rely on the structures around her to stay upright. This woman deserves so much y’all.

WE NEED HER NAME MARVEL.

You better appreciate her beyond shipping her with Sylvie or istg.

The music is so mournful. It just emphasises how much everything changing is going to hurt not only the main characters. Lives change because of the TVA and the events of this episode, it’s not overlooked by the writing or music.

The poster and the 1984 parallels. Exquisite!

Sylvie not sitting straight made me snort.

Ravonna Renslayer’s office

More Theremin music! This time I’m pretty sure it’s Carnival of the Animals, XIII. Le Cygne (the Swan) : Le carnaval des animaux: No. 12, Le cygne (arr. For theremin and piano) by Clara Rockmore.

Fun fact! Clara Rockmore influenced theremin music and the instrument and was a virtuoso of the instrument. Give her a google, it’s worth it. Also look up Leon Theremin, he was (among other things) a Soviet spy. There’s a great Wiki spiral for anyone there.

Mobius was probably being lined up for a high position in the TVA. Damn.

TemPads are personal, or have different levels of clearance.

Mobius didn’t stop interrogating Ravonna throughout that scene. He knew that she wasn’t telling him the whole truth.

Sleight of hand wasn’t shown how Loki and Sylvie do it, they didn’t use misdirection.

Ravonna knows something is up with Mobius. Maybe he hasn’t been around for long if this is his ‘career case’.

The pacing becomes really fast like in the end of episode 2 as conflicts get resolved. Buckle up comrades.

2050 Roxxcart Disaster

I don’t have much to add, it’s a powerful scene.

They use close ups whenever a truth bombshell is dropped.

The music varies considerably between these scenes, each one has a different tone.

“We’re the same.” With what she knows of B-15, Sylvie knew not to be smug when delivering the news about B-15’s life.

B-15 crying in the rain hurts.

“I looked happy.”

TVA archives, Time Cell, Time Theater 25

The floor opposite Mobius is FE3, above it is 3FG.

Oh Mobius.

C-20 deserved better, I'd love to see her later in the series.

The music goes from mournful to harsh and we’re left in silence when it cuts to the Time Cell.

“You told me to shut up.” Loki can be salty sometimes.

“Do you really think you deserve to be alone?” Mobius is rattled, he wants to unsettle Loki.

The music starts to build somewhere between “...your connection... “ and Loki saying “‘WE?’”

The faint tinkling reminds me of the Avatar (blue people) score.

“How about the word of a friend?” This is Loki’s olive branch. When he admits Loki was right, their trust is tentatively reinstated.

The music is finally back to that chaotic theme we know. I think it’s the TVA’s theme.

“You can be whoever, whatever you wanna be, even someone good. I mean just in case anyone ever told you different.” Mobius corrects what he says in the first ep.

They are friends y’all I’m so sad.

Mobius can lie through his teeth like it’s nobody’s business.

Pruning hurts, Mobius’ face is in agony.

Loki’s tears. GIVE THEM ALL JETSKIS.

Ravonna takes a moment to compose herself.

Time Keepers (the final smackdown)

Why are the last 10 minutes always so insane?

Loki’s eyes only show hurt. I’ll leave.

Ravonna’s so sharp, she instantly catches Sylvie’s wet hair.

All of our expectations from the trailers always get yeeted out of a window because the scenes are never really what we think they are. I get that that should be expected but it’s refreshing that the writing is never what we think it is.

Did anyone else notice the egg timer/infinity sign murals on one of the hallways to the left of Sylvie?

Ravonna is so cold (and yet I’d simp for her).

The M.C. Escher staircases I see you set designers/CGI folks.

B-15 just gets knocked out. They better not kill her for no reason or I riot.

I’m pretty sure that Sylvie ripped off one of Ravonna’s TVA badges (or buttons) when she fought her.

Sylvie’s the better fighter, she’s had to use it more often though.

The elevator doors stay open.

It would be so funny if we get an elevator scene where Sylvie is just dragging Ravonna somewhere.

They really led us on with the Time Keepers, particularly the middle one. I was somewhat convinced there’d be something more to it. I’m interested to see where it goes.

Ep 4 review

I really don’t have much to add with these last two episodes. I’ve definitely come to appreciate that no matter whether you liked the writing of the show or not, it’s never what you expect. Is that a good thing? I guess that that remains to be seen. Nonetheless, I appreciate how much effort went into this series. It’s been a fun romp, I’ll be back with my reviews of the final episodes. I’ll also stop posting Loki content to my blog because the Gods know that my followers don’t read this lol.

I’m just going to survive until the season is over and then hopefully keep my sanity together until the next Marvel content or at least Dr. Strange.

Here's the link to my episode 3 review.

Thank you all for being here, you're wonderful my loves.

#loki #loki series #loki review #loki (2021)#loki spoilers #spoilers #man how is this fandom gonna cope? By fixating on other TV shows? Good luck lads.#I'm gonna go buy milk at this point #they better not mess with B-15 or istg #B-15 deserves none of this #give mobius a jetski #and give loki therapy #and Sylvie too pls my babies need rest.#boy if Mobius is a Loki variant I'm going to grab my popcorn because the circus that this fandom will turn into will be legendary

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knifesxedge · 4 years ago

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you really are about to unlock smth bc a) i have SO many thoughts on the sequel trilogy and b) im DESPERATE for a distraction so um. i think about the prequel trilogy and i really truly start to lose it. bc force awakens was SO GOOD. like remember the first time you watched it and you (me, but maybe you as well) were like? HOLY SHIT. it was obviously a new hope v2 but it was FRESH and NEW and there were cool characters that i CARED about. (1/3)

HELL YEAH let’s get into it ok ok ok OPINIONS INCOMING.

TOTALLY with u on this. like the prequels make me mad about the wasted potential but tbh the sequel trilogy is just like. draining emotionally because they LOOK so fucking good. the force awakens WAS so so good, like very very star wars even if it was following the plot beats of anh. and then it just. tanked itself holy shit. like at least the prequels look bad, sound bad, it’s like a comical level of tragic. the sequel trilogy feels like having chalk dust spread all over my skin and then being put in an echo chamber of nails on a chalkboard 😔 at this point even tfa comes with a TINY lil bit of like 😞 just because i know what comes after but YES tfa is one of those star wars movies that just FEELS so fucking star wars it makes me unhinged. “THATS ONE HELL OF A PILOT” YEAH BITCH!!! IT IS!!!!! GAY PEOPLE!!!

the last jedi. a mess. i like certain rian johnson films but he should not be allowed to be anywhere near Star Wars. my main problem? (beyond the racism and romanticizing stalking and emotional and physical abuse?) it doesn’t FEEL like star wars. like. ok even in the darkest moments in mainstream star wars films they are SUPPOSED to feel hopeful. tlj feels like watching a train wreck in slow motion it’s just like shitty thing after shitty thing after shitty thing happening to the main cast. i think the casino planet’s design was a little lazy and WAY too underlit and rose’s character was pointless in the way she was shown in the movie. exhausting. the jokes were all on the wrong edge of disrespectful to the characters and the original star wars like luke tossing the lightsaber over his shoulder? appalling. not funny just there for shock value. everyone is out of character. everyone is stressed and miserable all the time. aside from things i didn’t really want to see but wouldn’t have argued with in a better movie (ie luke dying) it really was just a racist misogynistic mess. oh yeah did i mention how they did rey’s character dirty because she went from being a scrappy desert mechanic who’s a little dorky and just trying to find a family and a place in the galaxy to Bland White Girl Servicing a Man’s Character. that pales in comparison to how finn poe and rose’s characters were treated but HOLY shit. i walked out of the theater crying. tfa raised my expectations only to have tlj smash them down to the floor it was. hhhhh ok ok ok im trying to think if i liked anything from the movie. um. you were right it looked good! sound and score were great as usual. i did think poe’s conversation with hux at the beginning was funny. i really liked when leia used the force to come back to the ship (ik that was a controversial scene for some people but i did really like that scene. she deserves it). laura dern is cool i hated her character but in theory laura dern being leia’s lesbian boarding school friend is neat. but yeah im sorry i really REALLY didn’t like that movie we only saw it in theaters once it was so bad. :( i do agree with u abt the force mysticism being cool tho!

rise of skywalker. now maybe it’s because the bar was on the floor after tlj. but i actually liked it quite a bit. still kind of a mess. jj trying to retcon all of the stuff from the last movie because for some reason he wasn’t just allowed to do the whole trilogy. the pacing being a nightmare for the first half. the atrocious abuser-validating kiss at the end. but im gonna be real after having to sit through tlj i was happy enough just to see the main trio back together and finn and poe being treated with more respect to care much about that stuff. disney queerbaits me once again but that’s on me for clowning. i really genuinely liked the scene where rey passes the lightsaber to kylo i thought that was cool but it was overshadowed by the knowledge that the Kiss 🤮 was coming so i didn’t get to enjoy it like i wanted. ALSO hayden christiansen and all the other actors doing the voices in the scene where rey is fighting the emperor (who im pretty sure was only in there because RIAN put the trilogy’s intended big bad into a sparkly gold bathrobe and killed him off in the second movie but im not complaining about seeing ian mcdiarmid) were apparently on set in costume and force ghosts were supposed to protect her in like a big circle and what im saying is i feel robbed and cheated and feral

the only movie of the three i REALLY liked was tfa. now we’re back to How Would I Fix It. step one fire rian johnson. step two put JJ on the whole trilogy and HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE for having a plot planned out, or else get a different director TO DO ALL THREE MOVIES. none of this middle of the road “trying to appease both sides of the fandom” bullshit. kylo dies at the end and they DO NOT kiss and that is all the redemption he gets. if disney is claiming gay rep then they SHOW us ACTUAL gay representation. poe and finn kiss on screen and we don’t get a two second blurry background kiss between random characters. completely toss out whatever the fuck that plot was supposed to be in tlj and separate ros into two movies so JJ could actually DO the entire plot he had planned (instead of disney execs chopping down what was p much a four hour movie into two hours twenty two minutes which was SHORTER than the two hour forty minute cut jj reluctantly okayed but i DIGRESS).

god. what the fuck. anyways sorry for completely going off the rails but ty for sharing ur sequel trilogy opinions and ty for letting me rant sorry this got so long but ily!!! ❣️💕💝

#pi's personal #star wars #treasured mutuals #query on top #this sounds really angry. holy fuck #sorry!!! im not yelling at u. just pissed off in general #anyways finnpoe cannon king. homosexual legends i LOVE rewatching tfa and getting FLOORED by the gay tension #thank u Oscar Isaac and John Boyega for your heroic sacrifices gone but not forgotten 😔✊ /j #jordan tag ⚠️

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miactive · 4 years ago

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heyyy

ik i said i was taking a leave of absence from the mcu fandom buttt obvi i’m gonna provide some commentary on ALL THATTT!!! full disclosure, i have some... unpopular opinions about some stuff, so i’ll be putting my nice ones first!

1. wandavision actually looks really good??? i don’t care much about wanda or vision but i’m high-key hyped for it now.

2. loki show looks good too. don’t care tooooo much about loki but yeah.

3. falcon and the winter soldier looks good too! once again, don’t care too much about either, but still,

4. what if looks awesome! that’s the one i’d been looking forward too since i heard about it.

okay, now time for my unpopular opinions...

i can’t really be too hyped about all the new characters??? like, the reason i got into the mcu in the first place is bc of the characters that were already there.

and i get it, obvi, marvel is a company, it’s a franchise. they need to keep making movies and shows or else they won’t have money, etc. and obviously, they can’t just keep around the same characters all the time- most of the actors’s contracts are up, and their character arcs have been wrapped up. their stories are over. so, they need to make new content. thus, new characters, new things to continue the franchise.

but like, if the direction the mcu is gonna go in is just new characters galore that i don’t really care about, what’s the point of watching? ik most of these characters were already in the comics, so they’ve already existed, but still. i just can never really get hyped over them??? like, i got into the fandom bc of characters that i saw and liked. now the only character that i was into (besides pepper and rhodey and etc) that’s getting movies and stuff is peter parker (and rhodey, forgot to mention that i’m SO HAPPY he has a show!!!) , and he’s not even owned by marvel so sony’s probably gonna pull some bs

like i just can’t get into them. ik ironheart and america chavez and she-hulk are good rep, and they need to produce SOMETHING, and yeah, as a hispanic girl, i’m totally hyped for some rep, but like... i was already invested in the old characters? i don’t really wanna see any reboots, like avengers 2 electric boogaloo.

it’s like glee (don’t clown on me for having watched it y’all i swear😭) like the first three season were good bc we liked the characters that were there, and then they brought in the new cast??? and it was like bro. they’re just not what i was watching the show for in the first place so i can’t really be interested

ik that there are some of the og characters that have shows and movies and such, but most are the ones that didn’t really get much development in the first place so it’s kinda hard to care about them too??? idk.

it just feels like the nice, golden era of the characters we liked is kinda just... gone, in favor for a whole new thing. y’all are probs gonna clown on me for this post, but lmao bitch it’s marvel none of us had taste in the first place

and YES, before smug bitches go “you don’t have to watch it then???” i know that. but i get to have an opinion bitches😌

#marvel #mcu #miactalks

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feraldavestrider · 7 years ago

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i never check my mentions apparently @alpacalmond and @uiyutrentasei tagged me in a GTKM thing so im gonna do it oh uhhhh 2 weeks later LOL because i cant sleep and i hate myself

i tag @hal-strider if they didnt do it? and @noctiilucent, @kiyumiarashi, @whimsicmimic and @ataliaf uwu and anyone else who wants to do it!!

how tall are you: this is a cryptid question. i get a different result every time i try to measure myself and ive never asked anyone else to do it for me. some people tell me im very short, others have told me im average height for someone who is afab. im gonna hazard a guess at 5′5 tho.

what colour are your eyes: very dark brown

do you wear contacts and/or glasses: glasses. i literally CANNOT see without them. i mean like 2 inches from my glasses-less face is so blurry its unbelievable. i get super triggered by eye stuff tho so contacts are a no go ALSO i look weird w/o glasses anyway.

do you wear braces: no my teeth r p good actually. one is a bit wonky but thats life

what is your fashion style: i mean 90% panties and a sweaty 4 day tshirt because i just spend all day in my room like a goblin. BUT when i actually go out im ur basic ass post-emo trans dude with skinny jeans, converse and a too-big graphic tee. sometimes i spice it up with a plaid shirt because im fuckin GAY.

when were you born: october 12th 1999, babey

how old are you: 18 motherfucker flashes my titties and gulps a bottle of vodka im an ADULT

do you have any siblings: yes. a younger brother and hes a cunt

what school/college do you go to: im at sixth form rn (last yr of highschool technically if ur american but im not and hs finishes at 16 yrs old here deal with it). im going uni next yr tho and this years almost over for me academically since we go on study leave soon for our final exams. uwu overshares

what kind of student are you: the asshole who never studies for tests and does homework at 5am the morning before and still manages to pull straight As to everyones anger. im also the adhd class clown who makes random noises and cant concentrate half the time. ik i hate myself too im so annoying irl even more so than online.

what are your favorite subjects: in terms of actual content of the subject, english lit fs. in terms of classmates/teachers/general atmosphere DEFFO drama we spend half of our time eating cake, singing random shit and just losing our minds while filming it on snapchat which shouldnt at all be allowed.

what are your favorite movies: god idek. um. fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i cant think of a single movie. ok ok ok i got it: white chicks, premium rush, scott pilgrim vs the world, the cornetto triology too i just love edgar hes such a great director. i like a lot of the marvel movies esp the spiderman hc and thor ragnorok and both gotg were p good. i love a lot of movies my brains just a void that sucks memories up into its fat gob and steals them from me forever.

what are your pastimes: sleeping, crying, used to be rping but i gave up on that, playing overwatch way too much and getting tilted because im shit, reading fanfictions did i say sleeping

do you have many regrets: dude. my guy. come in close. let me whisper in ur ear. are you close? no, closer. ok.

YES

what is your dream job: whoo boy. im do indecisive and i think a LOT of jobs seem super cool that id never do i.e. be an actor or be in a band. my dream job since i was like 8 was to be a writer which is unlikely since i cant even finish a pwp oneshot. but thatd be cool. id also like to write plays and direct them but thats also wild and v dream > reality.

would you like to get married: honestly. marriage as an institution? angers me. i dont like a lot of things about it. BUT. part of the reason i hate it is honestly if ur in a long long term relationship with someone ur better off married than not in terms of the benefits so. id happily get married if the other person wanted and/or we felt like it was the right thing to do, i just dont really care about being married or having a wedding tbh.

do you want kids? how many if so: no. hard pass. i might adopt if im long-term with someone who SUPER wants kids but that likely wont happen because i dont want to get into a long-term relationship with someone so desperate for kids since i dont have that same enthusiasm. sorry. ill be ur uncle gabe but im not having my own children im just not well equipped to literally have a full time job of making sure little idiots (meant affectionately) who dont know fuck from shit dont just straight up die. i can barely do that for myself.

how many countries have you visited: shit dude actually ive only visited like... uh... 4??? a lot of my holidays tend to be to the same countries (portugal/america) so i dont have that much experience like i feel like i do.

what was your scariest dream: hmmmm. when i was a kid i had these recurring dreams where i worked at this like. “zoo” where these MASSIVE, i mean ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE string rays that were also pancakes were like. hooked up to make electricity? anyway i hated the job because we all abused the rays super bad to make them generate the power and it sucked and it was all dystopian. there was stuff where like we had to kill the baby rays and stuff. anyway one day it went all planet of the apes and they broke out somehow and could fly and they killed loads of people and i had to go into hiding because they were super clever and could id who had worked at the zoo plant and wanted revenge. its super weird ik but this is pretty tame for my dreams they go HARD and BIZARRE and this one always made me wake up feeling super sick and scared idk. ur welcome.

do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other: no im lonely but its ok because i need to work on me

put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping the first 15 songs: ok so i dont really have a “playlist” per se so im just gonna use my top 100 2017 songs on spotify which ignores a lot of my non-spotify non-2017 bangers but whatever.

1) ‘My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark’ by FOB

2) ‘Tuxford Fall’ - Vasudeva

3) ‘Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued’ - FOB

4) ‘Fried Noodles: Getter Remix’ - Pink Guy, Getter (listen ive never watched any filthy frank he weirds me out but this is a banger)

5) ‘Brick By Boring Brick’ - Paramore

6) ‘Thnks Fr Th Mmrs’ - FOB (i really dont listen to this much fob this is crazy)

7) ‘Death Note L’s Theme Goes Metal’ - Charlie Parra del Riego (theres no defence for this)

8) ‘Turnstile’ - Vasudeva

9) ‘Idle Worship’ - Paramore

10) ‘Monster’ - Paramore

11) ‘Miss Missing You’ - FOB

12) ‘The City’ - Madeon

13) ‘Far Too Young To Die’ - P!ATD

14) ‘Don’t Stop’ - Nothing More (really this is the band i listen to much smh these results are so skewed)

15) ‘Smile Like You Mean It’ - The Killers

#the void it speaks #lad tag #about me #i guess?#fhjdskshdsjg #this is stupid i h8 myself but also i love oversharing bye

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1x05, 1x06

AU I WISH YOU LIVED WITH [X] chronicles continues

& hey more characters i expected to be mayo who aren’t mayo!!!!! continues

“you didn’t listen you never listen” continues

The Wide Window Part One:

more beatrice

THE NEWS BYE

THINGS KEEP HAPPENING UNTIL THEY STOP

villainous actor, active villain

SOME VERY NICE PEOPLE WERE POISONED

hi i’m the weather

i’m the blizzards of despair

also various cold fronts of terror

I like this coat tho

Democlay

Dimoclath

Dimoclat

Demacaca

Dock

Damocles

new guardian on the SUS CLIFF OVER THERE

IT’S BEEN MOSTLY YOUR FAULT MR. POE

,,,, peppermints,,,,

not the taxi, the dowager

[ continues coughing ]

Widow

hi i’m the taxi

Hurricane Herman

vegetarian chilli,

LOL THE FUCKIN LITERATURE SPEECH

nice coat, olaf

,,,, muse of ,,,

MARRIED TO THE SEA

FUNNY

Land Hoe

luau

AU YOU LIVE WITH TAXI MAN INSTEAD

300 foot drop

/ falls over the precipice

Please Go Away

HOLY SHIT?????? MORE CHARACTERS OF COLOR - who die, but HEY THEY’RE NOT MAYO

/ disconnected

“oh boy”

i’m eccentric

i’m overly phobic

/ library

the knob

nice library on the edge of terror

#past

hi husband

/ weird music

Secret Codes

The Leeches

/ sobbing - out of all the guardians, i’m she

Crucial Information

/ key

Grammar

> - <

SOUP is safe

/ never cooks anything hot

/ don’t talk about VPD

don’t or WON’T

#VeryDifferent

/ is afraid of them all

/ has severe PTSD

WHAT A HEINOUS OUTFIT

fears : rational & irrational

Lemon Meringue Pie

/ momento

Anxious Clown

,,,,,,, real estate is sinister tho

hi i’m count olaf

Mr. Snicket

tfw no training for VPD

/ most fierce & formidable

Wait not Snicket

ISN’T HE DEAD

IS HE

/ obscure literary references cna’t save you

love this scene

JOSEPHINE pls

hey look MULTIPLE BEDS

/ safety to the,,, worst degree

HURRICANE

HERMAN

,,,, josephine ,,,,,,,,,,,,

I LOVE THIS DRESS VIOLET

YESYESYESYES

yay fires & heat & warm soup

/ doll

/ wants to complain anyway

Grammatical Error

One Million

IKE - thx sunny

JUST LIKE THAT

Crackers

Music

Pictures

/ wasn’t scared of anything

SECRET ORGANIZATIONS

HURRY HURRY HURRY LOL

/ a disappointment to you & countless others - #same

Associates

Volunteers

:( / foot falls thru the air, sickly feeling of dark surprise

Together

Count Olaf

A Date

A DATE

Captain

IT’S A FUCKING SEAN CONNERY ACCENT

Count Olaf

WHY ARE ADULTS,,, SO,,, CONNABLE

Count Omar

[ Sham ]

A FEW HOURS AGO

Very Fresh Dill

CAPTAIN SHAM

/ i’m talking to myself about captain sham

,,,,,,,,,,,,, jeezus

LEFT

PASTA PUTTANESCA

GHASTLY

i’m the other stranger

YOU ARE SO NOT HANDSOME - truly acting

“i don’t believe it” [deadpan] - me

K I S S I N G

this,,, is,,, so,,, ridiculous

LAKE

#flammable

It’s

its

,,, boat rides,,, yeah,,,,

tfw a fire

tfw the scheme has the people

hi they’re the dangerous people

& the strangers getting you

tfw the waiter is unguarded

LE’TS GO LET’S GO LET’S GO

:((((((((((((((( kill her, marry her, sell the house

:(((((((((( klaus & despair

no where is safe

no one listens

no guardian can help

it certainly feels like this

tfw uncle monty is dead

/ do the scary thing first & get scared afterwards

Taxi Man,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Anxious Clown

[ offkey notes]

hi beatrice

Our honeymoon

#badasses

woman: trampled

tfw it’s too late

Sorry Evening

Invention Intervention

/ window fr shattering

note

it’s / its

Rational

Wide Window

Were Wrong

Was not dead at all

NOT YET

The Wide Window: Part Two:

IT’S

Captain Sham,,,,,

nope,,,,,,

it rly can’t be cuz that’s a fake note

Beatrice

/ watches them suffer

“men”

Mr. Poe pls

ALSO BAD GRAMMAR

This Isn’t Her

INBEARABLE

/ forged

more pink i guess

IT’S COUNT OLAF YOU IDIOT

I’d / I’ve

Stephano WAS count olaf

cunt olaf

whatever

his Troop is THERE

Digital Entertainment

PLS BELIEVE THEM - never does

/ we know what X means

/ already spoken

“accidentally”

Knife

,,,,,,,,,,,,, ugh Mr. Poe

“investigate”

THE EYES OF POE SUCK

“you missed the turn”

Anxious Clown rly,,, long shot

Venus flytrap

/ dissolves into nothing

Someone was there trying to help

hi Larry

Extra Special Family Fun Appetizer

HE HAS TO DRIVE DUDE

love the coat violet

///////// lies about the friend

Met her Yesterday

Oven Partners

/ Lying, & yet NOT LYING, NOT LYING AT ALL HE RLY DID KNOW HER EARLIER

JOSEPHINE IS DEAD

MR. CLOWN IS SAD

CHEER-UP CHEESEBURGERS

SMILEY FACE

I’M HAVING BURGERS RIGHT NOW

OH GOD

Larry

or what gender you are

wasabi mayo

“you’ll never defeat us”

i’m asking for the soup of the day

SHAM

Mr. Poe stop

Fuzzy Navel

[ breathing shakily ]

YOU

YOU’RE COUNT OLAF

McCarthyesque - how dare you

that’s offensive - burgers

WAITER MVP

leave the restaurant

ALLERGIES

ALLERGIC

/ peppermints

PEPPERMINTS

BEST

WAITER

/ injustice

/ corruption

/ common decency

QUICK ACTING

POWERFUL

/ puts the thing in the mouth

#EMERGENCY

/ ducks under table

/ RASHES

/ lisping

/ hives

THEY’RE ILL

bye

TAXI MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MVP

white whale postcolonialism

[ lisping & not even subtitled ]

pasta putta

A Call

Parents

Alive

Peru

thx for being challenged w ur hands hook man

Compromised

I’M NOT USED TO THEM BEING ALIVE AT ALL

OMG THOSE PANTS

YAS VIOLET

[ lisping ]

IKE

C U R D L E D

/ dotted line

17 mins

OH GOD HERE COMES THE FUCKIN HOUSE

AHAGAIOGJK

bye, book

sunny w her teeth good god

NICE FLIP

PICTURE

EGH

now fall

tfw no house

tfw hurricane

PEPPERMINTS

sunshine / clang

CLANG

pale purple glow

WEATHER PERMITTING

GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF

the fucking disclaimer

/ steal a sailboat

/ middle of hurricane

/ coats

DO NOT TAKE A SAILBOAT THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU

/ hook man

egh

Vague idea of how a sailboat works

CHANCE OF SURVIVAL: ZERO

plethora

Whirlpool

Rocks

CRAGGY ENTRANCE

/ all storms eventually break

it is actually v pretty

PHANTASMAGORICAL

“man up”

[ WOMAN WAILING ]

/ SCREAMING

OOOOOOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

,,,,, are you ok

what things

what luggage

tfw no food

WE’RE NOT LIVING W YOU IN THE CAVE

/ forced

/ eats sensually

COUNT OLAF

/ truly in danger

“here’s shammy” - stop

/ faked death

her fuckin watercraft

WHY DIDN’T YOU PROTECT YOURSELF

WHY DIDN’T YOU HELP THEM

ALONE BY THEMSELVES

/ not sharing it

/ tell Mr. Poe

,,,, adults suck dude

WE’RE ALL AFRAID, BISH

YAS VIOLET

/ wipes glasses

CURDLED CAVE IS FOR SAVE

THAT MEANS REAL ESTATE AGENTS

,,,,, josephine chill the fuck out

LUCKY SMELLS LUMBERMILL

/ parents

/ never told

A Quiet World

Fiery Injustices

Trying to Keep You Safe

Frightening Decision

UH OH

LACHRYMOSE LEECHES

SHREDDED BEEF TAMALES

,,,, recently eaten

But She Has

y i k e s

Banana

/ there they are

oh jeez

THROW HER OVERBOARD

DRAMATIC IRONY

HAIR UP

AUNT JO PLS

ON-SCREEN ENTERTAINMENT

/ WET FR THE STORM

/ SCREAMING

“saving all of our” / grabs it

SIT DOWN

/ Olaf used to do that [burn ants] - OMG

tfw parents

tfw no spyglass

oh hey your parents saved you indirectly

THAT IS THEIR FAMILY

THAT’S UR FAMILY

aunt josephine PLS

stop screaming

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, count olaf

“parenting is exhausting” - same

/ yikes

tbh they rly were together

picnics

oven

shredded beef tamales

secrets we had shared

/ her house did topple

FIERCE AGAIN

get it

VASTLY UNTALENTED ACTOR //// gasps

IT’S HAVE

/ has been thrown overboard to the leeches

YES

,,,, pushes

/ kills another

THE WORD, SCH-THE WORD

SCHMEATHER

truth, schmooth

/ great loss

didn’t make her a bad person, yup

THE MILL

,,, how did THEY push the house out

,,,,,,,,,,,,, thx for nothing mr. poe

3rd thoughts: how empty my life & my wallet are

enormous fortune in my life

COLD WATER

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fuckin mr. poe

/ chews it

/ your leg

/ tattoo

MITZVAH

YOU DIDN’T LISTEN

YOU NEVER LISTEN

/ leaves for the lucky smells

BYE BYE BYE

/ SEE YA LATER, FUCKERS

/ is in the trunk

/ leave

mr. poe: the actual worst

all alone

BYE

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue spoilers #the wide window

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