#ik it feels silly to tag like that << but my ass DOES look things up like. green furry. sometimes. shoutout to anyone who does the same bc

[girlboyburger]

anybody still deeply enjoy the aesthetics of early 2000's tech? this pup certainly does!

🫧🐠♻️ 💙 SB - $70 💙 MI - $5 💙 AB - TBA

- comment to bid! - winner will get transparent moodboard, anthro idog, chibi idog gif, and the image above, unwatermarked. - payment due 48 hours after last bid placed - feel free to DM me any questions!

SOLD!

[dog-2532]

New dog click now

[yae-energy]

╰┈─✩ ˚ ‧ All the ways I love you ‧ ˚

✧˖° synopsis : The Jjk first years and their love languages !

✧˖° cast and crew : Megumi Fushiguro, Yuji Itadori & Nobara Kugisaki x Black Reader < 3

.ᐟ content warnings : General tomfoolery and mushy mush cause FUCK THE MANGA.

⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ authors note : It’s been actual decades since I’ve posted any form of writing….I feel so unseasoned LMAO. This is just a quick lil hc post, nun crazyyy 😽

—

Megumi “I’ll do it” Fushiguro : Acts of Service king.

Now one thing about Megumi??? He’s gonna hit you with the “I got it” EVERY. SINGLE. TIME without fail. Doesn’t matter what time of day, doesn’t matter what he’s doing, he’s gonna make sure you don’t lift a finger for anythinggg.

Is he gonna complain whilst doing it? Of course.

But that’s just true Megumi fashion. It doesn’t mean he ACTUALLY hates doing things for you. Whether that be grabbing you snacks or completing mundane tasks for you such as carrying your bag or opening doors for you, HES GONNA DO IT EVERY TIME. You don’t even have to ask.

Def brings a “if he wanted to he would” typa vibe to the relationship and obviously you appreciate it ten fold (despite the tough guy act he tries and subsequently fails to put on. He loves him some you.) And what better way can he show that than through actions?

They speak louder than words, right?

—

Yuji “I love you” Itadori : Words of Affirmation goat

Ok y’all listen here, this boy is a certified yapper through and mf through. ESPECIALLY when it comes to you.

He will never fail to let you— or anyone for that matter, know just how much he loves you and appreciates your presence. You’re like some sort of higher being to him, the best thing since sliced bread if you will.

All day everyday he’s spouting all sorts of “I love you” and “I’m so lucky to have you 🥲” and he’s gonna get emotional EVERY TIME. Like he won some sort of award (the prize being you of course.) And that doesn’t even include the impromptu monologues about how you’ve changed him for the better, and how glad he is to even have someone as amazing as you.

He loves you REAL BAD, why wouldn’t he tell you?

He’d scream it from the rooftops if he could.

—

Nobara “Look what I got you” Kugisaki : Gift giving queen

Now, I personally consider Nobara to be a mixture of quality time and gift giving, but I’m leaning more with the latter because damn is she a great gifter.

Not only does she love spending money (me too girl, me too.) But, she LOVESSSSS you. Two birds with one stone she’d say, because she loves having an excuse to drop a couple dollars and make you happy in the process.

If she sees you eyeing something while window shopping? It’s yours automatically— whether you actually intended to buy it or not. She’s not good with the whole “lovey dovey” schtick, that’s just not her style. But to make up for it, she makes sure that you have whatever you want when you want it, even if you express she doesn’t HAVE to.

SHE WANTS TO, and you can’t tell her otherwise.

⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ tags : - @morosis-haze @jogeto @mypimpademia @ivanari @planetlunaa @cosmiles @milesmolasses @chinieh @romiantic @stqrriichiigo

if you wish to be tagged in any future works, here’s my tag form to fill out <33

if you wish to submit a request, here’s my ask box :)

⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ closing notes : hey guys…ahahaha…

LOOK IK I SAID I WAS GONNA POST A MONTH AGO BUT LIFE WAS LIFING LMAOOO

I also got a new job now so I won’t have AS much time to post and be silly on here (not that I was super active before but yk.)

Anyhow, thanks for reading and putting up with my lying ass ����🫶🏽

Love y’all BOOTS DOWN

Mwah 💋

- Xoxo, Yves

[sukunasweetheart]

ceo!sukuna x intern! (female) reader

listen, ik how taboo this is irl, but for the sake of romance, imma need you to hear me out for a sec

of course, it all starts with you, the clumsy, nervous intern in your first week in this big ass company that you somehow managed to get accepted into. as in intern, you’re more likely to go the extra length to be acknowledged by everyone in your office, so you volunteer to grab a few of your coworkers’ a coffee from the cafe thats on the first level of the building.

you’re kinda struggling with the drinks, but somehow you’re managing to hold them all. but since you’re so absorbed with balancing them in your hands you fail in noticing the person ahead of you, right as you begin speedwalking.

a loud exclaim (that came out from your mouth) rings in the lobby, along with one of the drinks spilling over... onto the clothes of the person standing before you. you are so lucky that it was the iced coffee, not the one of the hot ones.

you’re already frantically apologising - giving him 90 degree bows, while still balancing the coffees in your hands. the man is irked by his ruined suit, yet, slightly amused by how silly you look, bowing like that with terror in your eyes. you’re mostly intimidated by the person with the bobcut standing beside him, glaring at you intensely.

“i-i’m so sorry sir, is-is there anything i could do to compensate-”

“just keep walking,” the man dismisses you. “i’m well off enough to pay for my own laundry fees.”

“um, well, is there anything else i could do to help? i feel really bad,” you say, staring at the big coffee stain.

“anything you can do?” he repeats. “let’s see...i’ll think about it.” there is obvious sarcasm embedded in his voice. 

“pardon...?” you ask, thoroughly confused.

“i’ll see you around,” the pink haired man then reaches out and grabs your company id card that dangles down your chest,

“y/n.”

you’re frozen in place, as the man’s face is closer to yours. he then drops the card and resumes his walking as it falls back into place against you. you stare at his back until he disappears from sight, wondering what the hell that whole thing was about.

“uraume, arrange a new set of clothes for me,” sukuna orders as they enter the ceo-exclusive elevator up to the top of the building.

“yes sir. would you like me to take care of that intern for you as well?”

“no, you can leave her. i have other plans.”

back in your office, the moment you mention the fact that you’d bumped and spilled coffee onto some pink haired man in the lobby, all heads turn to you.

“y/n, that wasn’t...the ceo, right?”

“the ceo? does he have pink hair...?” you’d only known his name, not how he looked like. and how he was rumoured to be extremely temperamental.

when everyone nods at you, your whole world comes collapsing down. in your first week, as an intern, you ruined the clothes of the one person you should’ve avoided by all means.

and surely, a few days later, the same bobcut employee that had stood by his side during that incident comes into the office in search of someone.

“the ceo wishes to have a talk with the intern, y/n.”

you immediately get escorted to his office.

the moment you take a seat before sukuna, he slides over a contract for you to sign, on the expensive looking glass table.

“as per your suggestion, i’ve found something that you can do to help me,” he speaks with falsified smile.

“become my secretary. along with uraume, that is.”

just how did a coffee-stained suit snowball into something like this?

tagging; @i4sgwr 😉

Masterlist

[jungnoir]

tagged by @jingogi quite a while back, but never got the chance to really sit down and do this. It’s such a cool tag!! so here we go...

rules: pick a story/scenario/etc. from a few muses/idols you write for that you really enjoyed writing, whether it gained popularity or not – and then tag your favourite fellow writers to share their own favourite works as well!

I did more than one story for a few idols rip, I hope that’s cool.

bts

destiny ⇢ yoonkook x reader, demon and angel au. one of my fave series I have ever planned out. I’m very excited to lay everything out and tie this series up in a bow one day. I spent countless hours staring up at my ceiling, mapping out this story as much as possible. It has become a bit of a pride for me.

amour chassé-croisé ⇢ jungkook x reader, miraculous ladybug au. this was very fun to write. I don’t usually just write straight with barely any stops but I did for this fic. I love miraculous ladybug and often times, when I like a show or movie, I fantasize my favorite groups in place of its’ characters. I kinda sat down one day and said “imagine if this was a thing? ...I’m going to make this a thing”

in between the lines ⇢ namjoon x reader, writing to life au. by now, you can probably see I love au’s. I’ve often thought about the relationship between writer and work, and even attempted to do something once where a writer got sucked into their own story. This is really the reverse, and I love this au.

kim’s emporium of the strange ⇢ taehyung x reader, witch au. If there is one thing I’m soft for, it’s magic au’s. Around halloween last year, I really struggled to come up with some cool halloween au for Taehyung. I have like two or three semi-long drafts for versions of kim’s emporium of the strange that were titled “pumpkin spice and everything nice” (ik, cringe lol). this one got a lot more attention than I thought (and a nice ass moodboard by @shinybts who according to tumblr does not exist and won’t let me @ them but I find a way)?

first love ⇢ yoongi x reader, best friend au. ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! I never thought it would have gotten the attention it did, and I’m super proud of it. felt more like writing a fantasy of mine than a well planned fic which is probably why I enjoyed it so much lol.

the married life ⇢ yoongi x reader, vampire au. I spent quite a long time on this (this was my longest fic ever? hmm). I was a little let down in the beginning when this fic didn’t get a lot of love so I kinda sat around moping about what might’ve turned people away from reading it, but I’ve found my peace with it now. I really do love this fic and I put a lot of heart into it so in the end, it doesn’t matter how much attention it gets, I’m proud anyway.

a dash of wicked ⇢ seokjin x reader, writing to life au and villain au. I love love love au’s about villains becoming good/getting redeemed. I didn’t know if jin would really fit a legit villain so I went for a children’s book one, and I really liked the idea. it was fun to play with!

take a breath ⇢ jimin x reader, dad au. stay at home dad!jimin, that is all. 

got7

i’ll always make it back to you ⇢ jackson x reader, zombie hunter au. my first fic for jackson and my first smut 🙈. I was going through a zombie au phase and this came out of it. I like how soft it felt.

frat boy!got7 ⇢ got7 x reader, frat boy au. YOOOOOOOOO this was a monster to do but I love love love doing hc’s for got7 and this just came out really lovely. I’m not a fan of frat au’s so you can see how much I loved this one to add it to my favorite fics list :)

babysitter!got7 ⇢ got7, babysitter au. I cannot tell you where this really came from but I just love the thought of babysitter!got7 okay.

got7 working at a grocery store ⇢ got7, grocery store worker au. this shit... every time it gets a note I get reminded that I did this in like a night and it was so utterly random and silly but a lot of people have said it’s funny and honestly... this is what I create when I have no restraints :D

one of those days ⇢ jinyoung x reader, neighbor au. one of the cutest things okay. I don’t write for jinyoung often but writing this made me fall for him.

spirit!yugyeom ⇢ yugyeom x reader, spirit au. to this day, I have been threatened over this piece more than any other thing I have written. I love it.

ghost!jaebum ⇢ jaebum x reader, ghost au. so fucking depressing. I love it.

ghost!youngjae ⇢ youngjae x reader, ghost au. the ghost au that started it all and is still one of my favorite pieces that I wrote sitting on my mom’s toilet for half an hour.

seventeen

boyfriend!jeonghan ⇢ jeonghan x reader, boyfriend au. currently the only living proof I am soft for this libra. 

dad!hoshi ⇢ hoshi x reader, dad au. I definitely struggled with which ways to approach this story, but I liked how it came out. I got a little extra with it tbh, but I enjoyed writing it. 

college boyfriend!jihoon ⇢ jihoon x reader, college bf au. AHHHHHHHHH!!! the thing that solidified me as a woozi stan. I had soooo much fun with this you don’t even know. I love it so much.

college boyfriend!minghao + animal shelter volunteer!minghao ⇢ minghao x reader, college bf au and animal shelter volunteer au. another fun one, I really had feelings for minghao after this one!! I love the idea of minghao being a lover of unorthodox pets and just being a cute bf. 

college boyfriend!wonwoo ⇢ wonwoo x reader, college bf au. this is almost at 700 notes 😱. I didn’t know you guys liked wonwoo this much until I wrote this. I’ll keep that in mind.

bonnie and clyde ⇢ wonwoo x reader, hacker au. I won’t lie and say I didn’t listen to the mystic messenger theme on repeat and didn’t look at 707 aesthetics on pinterest to get in the mood for this one. 

monsta x

tough guy ⇢ jooheon x reader, biker gang au. I wrote this for my friend jen’s request and no lie... I was swooning for jooheon in the end. I always thought it was really cute!!

babysitter!monsta x ⇢ monsta x, babysitter au. ahhhh, this came from monsta x ray ep 5 bc monsta x and babies kill me. usually these long hc’s tire me out and this one definitely did, but I love it.

truce ⇢ changkyun x reader, rival au. this was the official debut of my love for changkyun, I believe. I have this ongoing thing in my head that me and changkyun are rivals, always one-upping each other and trying to embarrass the other before we fall for each other in the end. this was more of a pleasure write than anything :)

hate me now ⇢ wonho x reader. okay, I really love me some day6 and their emo songs, so when I heard “how can I say?” I was really inspired to do something angsty and sad but I had no idea who to do it for. Then, wonho popped into my head because I seldom write for him and I don’t know... it just fit. It was quite an emotional write for me. I’m glad I posted it. I usually aim for happy endings but this was new for me.

nct

boyfriend!taeyong ⇢ taeyong x reader, boyfriend au. One of my very first posts on this blog. It hit 500 notes recently and I’m still??? wow??? this was when I was at the height of my love for taeyong (pshhh, I’m still at the height of my love for taeyong).

blackpink

blue lagoon ⇢ lisa x reader, mermaid au. my non-kpop friend found out about my writing blog and really, really wanted me to do a mermaid au for a girl group and lisa was the glaring choice in my head. I love Lisa and mermaid au’s and this was just a nice thing to make. low-key based reader off me because I cannot swim either haha. 

welp!! that was a lot of fun. I liked looking at all the things I’ve written and picking my favorites, and I hope all of you that I tag can do the same and admire all the good work you’ve done. now, I’m tagging...

@seoulscapes (have fun with this one girl), @stormae (I hope it’s okay to tag you!), @teeyongs, @ultdabdab and @kimtrain!!! let me know if any of you would like to be untagged!

[taersformymin]

I was tagged by @jeon-coconut

Rules: Go to https://www.random.org/lists/ and enter in your top ten biases from any groups and randomize them. The order they are displayed to you becomes their number (this just ensures that the process is random) and you just have to choose between the biases for each scenario!

Lee JooHeon Kim TaeHyung Seo YoungHo Park ChaeYoung Wang KaYee Lalisa Manoban Min YoonGi Chae HyungWon Dong SiCheng Kim KiBum

Scenarios: (don’t worry, there is a question for every combination of biases also, I randomized the pairs)

Go to a baseball game with 4 or 10. Chaeyoung or Kibum: Shit Idk, but ig with Chaeie cause she’s so silly so if the games boring she can entertain me lol

Play a game of twister with 1 or 7. Jooheon or Yoongi: Sorry Noogi Bear but I gotta go with Joojoo cause it’ll be more fun and there’s no way Yoong is gonna play cause he can barely stretch without saying how inflexible he is lol

Eat ramen at 2am with 2 or 8. Taehyung or Hyungwon: Uhhh no shit my precious babycake Tae all day XDDD

Watch a Disney movie in theaters with 5 or 10. Kayee or Kibum: UH no brainer I’m going with the most extra boy ever Jackass

Go hiking with 5 or 9. Kayee or Sicheng: Lol the two Chinese dudes against each other. But I gotta go with my china doll Jackson, sorry my little baby.

Swim with the sharks with 4 or 5. Chaeyoung or Jackson : I’m with the Jackster again cause he’s more likely to be into that, but honestly they would both be scared probably just like me but I’d rather cling onto Jackson then Rose ;)

Swim with the dolphins with 7 or 10. Yoongi or Kibum: Ugh I have no clue. Ig I gotta go with my pumpkin Kibum

Fall asleep talking a 4am with 3 or 9. Youngho or Sicheng: Oh lord I have no clue how either of them would be on the phone but since for some reason Sicheng kinda reminds me of Tae, I’m gonna with him, sorry JohnnyBoi

Wake up next to 2 or 7. Taehyung or Yoongi: ASFGHBJ KIM MF TAEHYUNG TF, THAT IS MY LIFE MISSON TO WAKE UP BESIDES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ;A;, AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS MORNING VOICE and then see that cute adorable squish puffy morning face 😖😖😩😩 *ugly crying*, disrespectful ass question

Be stuck in rush hour traffic with 4 or 9. Chaeyoung or WinWin: I’m sorry Ravioli but I’m gonna go with my boy

Build a snowman with 7 or 8. Yoongi or Hyungwon: UGHHH, if I could get either one of their asses to wake tf up in the first place geez but omg IDK AND I KEEP PASSING ON THEM BOTH AAAHHH, but I gotta go with my honeybun b/c if Yoongi doesn’t want to do something he ain’t gonna do it so I have a better chance with my babyboy Hyungwon and it’d be more fun no offense Gummy Bear

Spend a day baking with 5 or 7. Jackson or Yoongi: I gotta go with lumberjack, YOONGI IM SORRY ;-;, but you’d would just roast me all day cause I don’t know how to cook. Moreover does Jackson even know how cause I have no clue tbh but I don’t think so we’d struggle together

Be stranded on a desert island with 2 or 9. Taehyung or WinWin: OMFGGG WHYYY ;A;. Look if this was any other question I’d automatically pick Tae and I’m still tempted to pick him cause even though Ik he doesn’t have surviving skills , I’d love live my last days and die looking & being with him (cause ik a little surviving skills but idk how long we’ll be stranded or what’s on the island so), I just can’t bring him down with me so no I don’t want to stranded with him cause he’ll die too so I gotta let you go on this one Tae. I still don’t want my Sicheng to die either BUT see the thing is WinWin we haven’t know each other as long and..our connection isn’t as strong as Tae and it kills me also to have to choose you but it’s you or Tae, and I will try so hard for you to make it out alive though Sicheng, I’ll gladly let you survive by letting you eat my corpse cause I’ll make sure you out live me and I’ll protect you the best that I can cause you’re my baby also and I can’t let you die either, I’d rather be stranded alone instead of with either of you

Be hit by a car by 1 or 9. Jooheon or Sicheng : JOOJOO COME THRU

Hit 3 or 4 with a car. Youngho or Chaeyoung: Oooo, Idk fam, this is hard, can’t I just say Park Jimin instead, at I won’t feel bad then lolol but since it’s not guaranteed either of you will die Iggg Youngho, cause I’ve known you less fam but let it be warning if I catch you in our city and you don’t hmu,… but then that’s another reason I’d rather hit Rosé, cause we from the same place cause homies before hoes but Chaebae you know you not a hoe I loves you but yeah Johnny at least you’ll look fabulous on the way down, I mean especially the effect of the impact have on your luscious locks ooooo BOI, like that bounce though

Kiss 4 or 8 in the moonlight. Chaeyoung or Hyungwon: BOI if you don’t bring them sweet butter lips here, pucker up buttercup

Dance in the rain with 2 or 4. Taehyung or Chaeyoung: Chae if you don’t move get tf out the way (I love you still though). MY ULTIMATE LOVE OF MY LIFE KIM TAEHYUNG, BABY COME TO MAMA BEAR, even though I hate getting my head wet (I hate the feeling of rain on my head cause I’m not use to it sonit’s annoying and uncomfortable like someone keeps popping me or some shit), it’ll be worth it for you.

Be kidnapped with 1 or 5. Jooheon or Kayee: Omg I’m stuck with two big ass sniffling crying ass babies, I’m doomed either way. But I’ll go with Jackson, maybe he’ll irritate us free or weird them out with his over the top personality. I’m sorry Joojoo but you won’t deal with the situation well either, I’ll be the one saving us most likely

Arm wrestle 1 or 3. Jooheon or Youngho: Damn I’ll lose either way based on strength, but since I haven’t chosen my boy Youngho, I’ll go with him, I’ll love to look into his eyes while wrestling

Go to an art museum with 3 or 5. Youngho or Jackson: KAYEEEEEE

Have a picnic with 2 or 3. Taehyung or Youngho: FUCKING KIM TAEHYUNG TF

Buy a puppy with 1 or 10. Jooheon or Kibum: JOOJOO, he’d be adorable, sorry pumpkin

Get a forehead kiss from 7 or 9. Yoongi or Sicheng: hmmm Noogi Bear

Pick up 2 or 6 from the airport at 5am. Taehyung or Lalisa : WTF I FINALLY GET LISA AND IT HAD TO BE AGAINST TAE WTF, but of course Tae

Go on a roadtrip with 3 or 8. Hyungwon or Youngho: Damn, Hyungwon would probably sleep through most of it so gotta go with my johnnyboy

Have an all night study session with 6 or 8. Lalisa or Youngho: Shit, what’s yall last gpa, but I’m going to with Youngho. MY LOLLIPOP IM SORRY

Sing karaoke with 8 or 10. Johnny or Kibum: ok I feel bad for keep curving my Kibumkin so I gotta go with him

Climb a tree with 6 or 9. Lalisa or Sicheng: LOLLIPOP

Go to the zoo with 2 or 5. Taehyung or Jackson: TAEEEEEEE, but I just hope he doesn’t get spit on by monkeys again, my poor baby

Go bowling with 3 or 6. Hyungwon or Lalisa: Uh this is tough, they’d both most likely cream me but ig my Honeywonie

Have 1 or 8 do your make-up. Jooheon or Kibum: I think if Kibum didn’t mind doing it, he’d try hard to make me look nice but, it’d be more funny with Joojoo so sorry Kibumkin

Swim in the rain with 4 or 7. Chaeyoung or Yoongi: How tf do you swim in the rain ? lolol, ig pretending but still it’s weird but Chaebae it’ll be fun

Share your favorite food with 6 or 10. Lalisa or Kibum: Taco’s and Tequila with my lollipop (not really tequila lol)

Go ice skating with 1 or 4. Jooheon or Chaeyoung: Ugh this hard they’re both silly so it’d be fun with both of them and ik we all gonna be busting our shits but I’m go with Joo

Get lost on vacation with 2 or 10. Taehyung or kibum: Tae booboo come to me sweety

Get locked out of your car in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone signal with 4 or 6. Rosé or Lisa: My lasagna Lisa

Rob a bank with 5 or 8. Jackson or Kibum: Kibum, I’ll be screwed with Kayee

Have 8 or 9 write a song about you. Kibum or Sicheng: Kipumpkin

Be embraced by 9 or 10 after you cry. Sicheng or Kibum: Kibum, he’s so tall XD

Have 6 or 7 cook for you. Lalisa or Yoongi: Lasagna, I wanna try that Thai food gurl

Have 1 or 2 be your sidekick. Jooheon or Taehyung: I can’t believe I’m saying this but Joo come thru

Star in a K-drama with 1 or 6. Jooheon or Lalisa: JOOJOO BE MY JOONJAE

Build a dresser from Ikea with no instructions with 3 or 7. Youngho or Yoongi: uhmmm Youngho

Be in a zombie apocalypse with 5 or 6. Jackson or Lalisa: Well I’m gonna die quick anyways so I might as well die laughing with my boy Kayeezla

Run a YouTube channel with 3 or 10. Hyungwon or Kibum: Hmmmm they’re both attractive so it’ll help with views but I think the meme will help more so my Honeywonie

I tag: @bts-absolute-trash @youngprincejin @jeonnseagull @littlepunkrogue @syubisonfire @jookyunhoe @jin-oppa @jinxkook @bangthetanboys @queensalad-stormbutterfly @taetaescutiepie and anyone else that wants to do this cause I can’t think of people right now