#ik i fucked by making it right to left but im too lazy to change it hfdh

[demonicfarmer69]

dealing with fierce corpses is infinitely easier than dealing with his nephews when they are upset

[physcoticfrog]

heyo! i'm new to your blog but i've found your writings amazing! may i reguest the soulmate au "The voice inside your head is your soulmate's" with the sfw prompt "Look, I don't know you very well, but I'm still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone" for Itona Horibe? Thank you so much in advance 💝!

AHHH IM SO HAPPY TO GET A SOULMATE ASK

Ahh itona ✋😺 I love that man lemme just say that rn. (AND LISTEN IK I HAVE A FIC TO WORK ON BUT IM LAZY)

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Pairing: Itona Horibe x reader

Prompts: Soulmate au where the voice inside your head is your soulmate's, "Look, I don't know you very well, but I'm still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone."

Warnings: Slight mentions of parental abuse

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This week seemed like a very chaotic week. But then again, when were they not? You managed to gain a new classmate, and not only did he have a really fucked up life, he was hot. But did that really mean anything?

You thought of your mother and father. They already reprimanded you enough as it was for being in the E class. Not only that, but if you were ever late, you would get a long lecture. They weren't ever going to allow you to even have a boyfriend.

You were woken up by Terasaka. "Hey dumbass, wake up. Class is over." He deadpanned. You let out a harsh groan.

Next class was phys ed, and although you were good, it had never been your favorite. Especially when you're extremely tired.

You had also come to hate the fact that the voice in your head wasn't even your own. You always hated the idea of soulmates, but ignored it anyways.

"God damnit I hate this voice it's so annoying" you told Terasaka. It wasn't unusual for you to complain about it, and Terasaka was used to it.

He just rolled his eyes. "Come on, we gotta go." He said. You groaned again, but still reluctantly stood up.

-

When you got to phys ed, it was normal. But, Mr. Karasuma had decided to put you all in pairs. You got paired with Itona, the extremely hot and.. interesting one.

"Hey" you said.

"hi" he replied. Your eyes went wide. His voice. His is the ever so annoying one playing on loop inside of your head.

You had heard him talk before, but why are you just now noticing it? You didn't pay it much attention, and immediately just started going in for the attack as if it would make the class go by faster.

Unfortunately for you, Itona was incredibly fast. He dodged your attack with ease, not even flinching. He then grabbed your arm and had you pinned.

You huffed. "Fuck", you spoke, "how are you so fast?" You heaved out. You might've known had you been out the other night, but your parents had alarms on every window and door in the house.

He didn't even answer you, and let you go as Mr. Karasuma said that class was over. But, you were just glad to get a break.

After mulling it over, you decided to skip. Luckily for you, you had already picked out a place that is pretty much flat.

So, you walked away and climbed up the tree, and played down on one of it's unnaturally flat branches.

As you lay asleep, you realized that Itona had never, not even slightly, acknowledged the voices you two shared. After a while, you heard everyone leaving to go home. Had you really managed to miss 3 different class periods over a nap?

When you got home, you immediately felt your mother's gaze move to you. She seems livid. "Why are you home late?" Your mom spoke through her teeth. That cause you to look at the time. 3:07. Two minutes late.

"I- I'm sorry", you muttered and bowed, "I did not intend to be late home today." You stated, trying to lace sincerity into your voice.

Your mother crouched down in front of you, smilingly a sickly sweet kind of smile. "It's ok pumpkin, we are never going to do that again, right?" She said, almost too sweet.

"right." You answered. You knew there was no right answer to this. You held your breath.

"You're wrong.", she stated, angry and gripping your shoulder, "You have never once changed this behavior. I will not believe you until things change." She said, borderline yelling. Her grip tightened on your shoulder, causing her to hit a pressure point and you passed out.

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When you woke up the next day, you immediately left for school. You brought your uniform but were still in your pajamas. You climbed up the mountain, entered the building and made your way towards the bathroom. Hazama looked at you weird.

"don't ask." You stated at her. She then threw her hands up and went into the classroom.

Once you got changed you looked into the mirror. You looked like shit. The bags under your eyes were more noticable than ever, and your eyelids felt so heavy like they could collapse any minute.

You eventually moved your pajamas into your bag and went to class.

As soon as you walked in, everyone took notice for your crappy state. "Y/n, are you doing ok?" Karma asked you. You were honestly surprised, it wasn't like him to ask anyone if they're alright.

But, you let it slide and smiled. "Yeah! I'm doing great, don't worry about me." You laughed as you scratched the back of your neck.

Class went by like a blur, and you didn't even notice. You honestly were zoned out the entire time and didn't even remember anything Koro-Sensei said.

You got up and walked out, but decided to go to your tree. You were definitely going to regret it when you got home, but that's a story for another day.

And Itona's voice? You didn't even know how to start going about that.

As you lay down, you started falling asleep. How long? You really didn't know. "Hey, Ritsu?"

"Yes?" She responded.

"Can you wake me up at 4:30?" You asked her.

"Yes I can!" She said sweetly. It was so kind, not a sickly or bitter kind of sweet like your mom. And there was no anger like your dad.

You were passed out. It was crazy how easily you slept on that tree. You, unfortunately, were startled awake.

You almost fell out of the tree, but someone grabbed onto you. "I'm sorry, I just heard your phone playing some sort of alarm sound, so I came to check it out." It was Itona.

You put up your casual and shy facade, "Oh! Thank you, I'm sorry." You laughed out.

He made a face of disbelief and concern. "Are you ok?" He questioned.

You smiled, "why wouldn't I be?"

He frowned at that, "Y/n, you came into school today in pajamas." He deadpanned. Your smile faded.

"Oh! That, yeah I was in a bit of a rush because I woke up late." You then became panicked. "Oh no. Oh no." You repeated. You chanted it like a prayer.

"I have to go. It was nice talking to you, Itona." You tried leaving, but he grabbed your arm. When you looked back at him, he had an expression of extreme seriousness.

"Look, I don't know you very well, but I'm still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone." He stated.

"I- Itona, thank you so much. And I get that we're soulmates and all, but I really need to get back home." And then you froze. You just told him you were soulmates. Yeah, he probably knew, but he hasn't said anything about it.

He also froze. "I- I'm sorry? We're what now?" He questioned.

You rolled your eyes. "Have you not noticed? Have you not realized that the voice in your head is mine?" You stated.

His eyes then widened. "Yeah. I seriously have to go now. Thanks for your concern." You told him. However, his grip on your arm didn't falter. " Itona, let me go."

"No. I'm not letting you go until you tell me what's going on." He told you. And although his face was unreadable, his voice was filled with worry.

You sighed. "If I tell you, will you please let go of me?"

He nodded. You decided to be as vague as you possibly could. "My home life isn't all that great, and I'm also super stressed out about the whole soulmates thing." That seemed pretty vague, right? "Now will you please let me go."

His grip loosened, and you moved away from him. "Um.. since we're soulmates and all. Do you.. maybe want to give this- us- a try?" You hesitated though. Your parents would be furious, but who are they to decide if you get to date your own soulmate?

You nodded. "Yeah.. let's give us a try." You jumped down the tree and then sprinted back home while trying to prepare yourself for what was to come.

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A/n: Alright! Not my favorite thing I've ever done, and I'm sorry that this took me a while. But uhh yeah! I did my best 😅 I really hope you like it.

[aomi-nabi]

get to know me tag game

wasn’t tagged but saw from @mercurygguk and felt like doing it(i always miss the ones that ppl tag me in, im so sorry)

tagging: @chateautae @blue-sidez @v-hobi @thefanficmonster @honeytae @hantaev @venusiangguk and obv whoever wants to do it

1. when is your birthday?

october 1st

2. what is your favorite color?

lilac(purple in general) and light green

3. what is your lucky number?

47? idk how that happened

4. how tall are you?

173 cm but its been a while

5. how many pairs of shoes do you own?

6 prob

6. favorite song?

im all over the place with music but currently “people watching” by conan gray

7. favorite movie?

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

8. what would be your ideal partner?

idk honestly, just someone who is honest and that i can feel safe with

9. do you want children?

prob not, they r great dont get me wrong, just never saw myself as a mother

10. have you gotten in trouble with the law?

lmao nope but who knows

11. what color socks are you wearing?

black with bunch of gray and bluish dots on them, they r super warm

12. bath or shower?

showerrr, way too lazy for the bath

13. favorite kind of music?

whenever the mood takes me so most likely everything

14. how many pillows do you sleep on?

two, i put my face between and fall alseep immediately, dont know how i got there lol

15. what position to you sleep in?

either on my back or the stomach(ik ik unhealthy and everything but i cant help it)

16. what don’t you like when you’re sleeping?

complete darkness, i sleep with a night light(im not as cool as u think i am)

17. what do you eat for breakfast?

changes everyday but mostly either pancakes or eggs

18. have you ever tried archery?

nope, im useless at any type of sport ngl

19. what are your favorite fruits?

green apples, bananas and avocados(is avocado a fruit? im too lazy to google)

20. favorite swear word?

never thought of it but i guess “dick nugget” bc i call my friend that way😂 (also fuck, its like the most used word in my vocab)

21. do you have any scars?

on my left knee, fell from a scooter

22. are you a good liar?

i want to say yes but im not sure

23. what is your personality type?

INFJ-T(i literally took the test bc i was so curious, idk is this result a good or a bad thing?)

24. what is your favorite type of girl?

idk, it changes and honestly i dont think i have a type at this point

25. right or left handed?

right handed, my left hand is so useless sometimes

26. favorite food?

any type of potatoes, i love em

27. are you clean or messy?

clean all the way, sometimes procrastinate tho

28. favorite foreign food?

italian and mexican

29. how long does it take you to get ready?

prob 5 to 10 minutes

30. most used phrase?

“i dont know”, i mean u could prob tell😂

31. are you a good singer?

nopeee

32. do you sing to yourself?

eh more like hum some random song that i dont remember

33. biggest fear?

prob fear of heights?

34. do you like short or long hair?

both r cool, but with my rounded face, only long suits me😭

35. are you into gossip?

no, but ppl always tell me gossip for some reason so idk

36. extrovert or introvert?

introvert all the wayyy

37. favorite school subject?

history

38. what makes you nervous?

driving and phone calls(ikr, have no idea how i survive this far)

39. who was your first real crush?

girl with bright red jacket in 8th grade, wonder how she is doing now

40. how many piercings do you have?

two(my ears basically), prob have more in future

41. how fast can you run?

ive been told im horrible at running but i try my best

42. what makes you angry?

there is always something new everytime so idk

43. do you like your own name?

yeah, i think its unique and cool, for short i prefer kam or kama tho

44. what are your weaknesses?

social anxiety and just anxiety in general lmao

45. what are your strengths?

good listener, patient ish, and prob napping during the day

46. what color is your bed spread?

light mustard, brown ish?

47. what color is your room?

rlly light blue

[junityy]

GET TO KNOW ME TAG !

tagged by @iuwon ty love <3

this is,,,really long lmao so imma put a readmore

what day is your birthday? may 27th

what's your favorite color? purple

what's your lucky number? 3 and 7

do you have any pets? yes! a cat

how tall are you? last time i checked 1.63m

favorite song (atm)? the rock version of frost (txt)

favorite movie? fast & furious, kabhie khushi kabhie gham and maybe five feet apart too (and maze runnerajkddb)

what would your ideal partner be like? i don't really think i have an ideal type tbh?

do you want children? very good question. next one

have you gotten in trouble with the law? nah not yet AJKSDB

bath or shower? showers

what color socks are you wearing? pink

favorite type of music? uhh how do i describe this . either the a) sad ones that make me wanna cry like cry ONLY or b) the sad ones that make me wanna dance. and tbh songs that just go hard if that makes sense

how many pillows do you sleep with? one and i physically can't sleep ON the people like normal people do, i sleep on the bottom of it lmao

what position do you sleep in? on my stomach / side

what you don't like when you're sleeping? when i'm half awake all of a sudden while i had a really good dream </3

what do you have for breakfast? tbh just a toast or sum

have you tried archery? nah and i don't think i'd be good at it

favorite swear word? probably 'fuck'??? LMAODBSJD

do you have any scars? yes, one on my right pinky. not as 'obvious' as back then but still

are you a good liar? depends on who i'm lying to

what's your personality type? infj-t! i took that test so many times so many times and it was always the same results. only difference was that it went from 71% introvert to 90% or sum PLS

what's your favorite type of girl? when they're breathing

innie our outtie? innie ig i had to search that up just nowhddjd

left or right handed? right handed

favorite food? poğaça and potatoes

favorite foreign food? although i'm extremely picky and don't eat thaaat much of it, turkish food

are you clean or messy? kinda both, i like to be very clean but at the same time i'm too lazy to clean up

most used phrases? "shut the fuck up" "i hate you" "i can't do this today" "wtf" "omg" "like" "bestie" "stop" WHY ARE THESE SO MANY

how long does it take for you to get ready? when ik what to wear about 10 minutes, if i change my outfit all of a sudden i'd say 20

do you talk to yourself? i talk to myself more than to my friends and family

do you sing to yourself? i have to perform stuff in the bathroom so yeah

are you a good singer? LMFAOOO I WISH but sometimes i think i am,, like these little moments ig

biggest fear? i'm literally scared of everything im not even gonna lie to you here

are you a gossip? yeah and no

do you like short or long hair? why would you ask ME such question when i have long hair and want short hair at the same time . but i love both, i could never choose lmao

favorite school subject? english

introvert or extrovert? i can assure you that i'm the biggest introvert you'll ever see

what makes you nervous? people, pretty much everything

who was your first real crush? damn thats an interesting question, next one

how fast can you run? HOW CAN I KNOWSHSJSB but not that fast

what color is your hair? dark brown, but in the sun there's like a light red tinge (?) idk how to say that but yeah

do you like your name? yes

what makes you angry? everything. every little thing. my family, people ....

do you want a boy or girl as a child? first of all, do i want children i wonder

what are your strengths? i care about the people i love, lowkey passionate and tbh extremely loving i can't think of anything else rn lmao

what are your weaknesses? a few insecurities, not standing up for myself, not being able to speak / open up if thats a weakness? and uhh do anger issues count lmao

what's the color of your bedspread? light blue

what's the color of your room? white

tagging @heephoriia @igyus @beomjunies + anyone else!

[ethoslut]

I ALWAYS wanted someone to write a gridoc fic based on the sentence 'all is fair in love and war's -@gridoc

@gridoc taggin ya so u can see it uwu (also ik i said imma write a short fic but here we go apparently im unable to write short fics but i also dont think you’ll mind sdfghj)

“Grian.” 

Grian groaned loudly and turned to the other side. His RV bed wasn’t big, but thank god it was big enough to turn and curl up to hide from the outside world.

“Grian, come on, dude, the guys are up to something.” 

He groaned even louder, hoping that whoever’s trying to wake him up will understand that he is not about to move. 

“C’mon, dude, it’s Doc and Scar, they’re doing a thing.” 

Grian moved back to his other side, facing the person speaking. He opened his left eye, just enough to see who it is - it was Ren, his hair tied even messier than usual. His flower crown was still on, which made Grian laugh inside. Of course it was. 

“Finally, dude, you need to move, I can’t handle that, need to go back to the fantasy district and Impulse is busy restocking iTrade.”

“Convince me.” Grian stuck his tongue out a little and closed his eye again.

“Well, I don’t know, they’re doing something around Falsewell…” Ren started. Grian groaned once again, still not convinced to move.

“Dunno, hoped you’d be a good friend and help me check it out?”

“Nope. Not moving.” Grian hid under his covers. There was no way he’s leaving the bed.

“Uh, I don’t know, dude, they both started wearing suits and dark sunglasses?”

Grian opened his eyes again. “Suits?”

“Yeah, they’re like, cosplaying Men In Black or something, I don’t know, Scar’s sniffing around Falsewell and Doc’s working on their security or something, we could split and check them one on one.” Ren rolled his eyes. “Of course they have to be super extra with everything they do.”

Grian finally sat up. “Okay, sure, I can do it. But you owe me. You owe me big time.” 

Ren laughed. “So, helping your friend isn’t enough but seeing Doc and Scar in suits is?”

“Shut up, I have my reasons.” Grian sighed and stood up from his bed and grabbed his pair of jeans and looked around for a fresh shirt. He didn’t feel uncomfortable changing with Ren in the room - he barely felt uncomfortable around Ren, to be honest. They got really close since the whole Hippies thing started.

“Your reasons being… Dudes in suits?” 

“Ren, shut up, I’m only doing this so you’ll let me sleep later.” he said with a smile, grabbing a fresh shirt. 

“Yeah, sure.” Ren laughed and watched Grian try and fix his hair in the RV window. “So, I’ll go to Falsewell and check out what’s Scar’s up to, and you’ll deal with Doc and his things at the entrance?”

Grian froze for a moment. Yeah, he was comfortable around Ren, but explaining to him why he’d prefer to not be one on one with Doc was slightly out of his comfort zone. “Can’t I get Scar? You’d do better with Doc, you two had the whole stock exchange thing going, right?”

“We did, and that’s exactly why I’m taking Scar” 

Grian rolled his eyes. “You do have your own reasons for sending me to Doc, don’t you?”

“You know.” Ren started. “I’ve heard Doc has kind of a, how do I word this, soft spot for you. You could use that to our advandage and get some info on what they’re both up to.”

Grian stiffened up again. “What do you mean?”

“Oh, you’re not really that dumb, I know you know what I mean. You could put that soft cute boy powers of yours to a good use” Ren said, and Grian groaned at his words. “Remember, all is fair in love and war.”

“There’s no love going around, Ren.” Grian scoffed, ignoring Ren’s comment about his supposed powers.

“Sure. I bet you’re just too scared to do it.” Ren winked and left Grian’s van, ending with Grian having no choice but to go check out what’s Doc up to.

—-

Grian walked towards the Area 77 main gate and leaned on one of the walls. Doc still hasn’t noticed him, busy on putting up redstone contraptions. 

“Hi, Doc!” Grian exclaimed, loudly enough for Doc to hear, and hear he did - he immediately bolted up, hitting his head on the block above him. 

“Grian.” he said, smiling. It didn’t feel like a friendly smile. “What do you want?”

“Just passing by.” Grian shot him a wide smile, the kind of smile that makes your eyes crinkle. “Redstone work?”

“You know, I feel like you came here to figure out my redstone to break in later.” Doc said, completely ignoring Grian’s words; Grian shook his head and laughed. Ren said he couldn’t do it, so there’s no way in hell he’s failing - he will come back to the hippie camp with all the info he could get. He just has to prove Ren wrong, especially now that he basically challenged him.

“Nah, too lazy to pay attention. There’s something else distracting me. Or someone, more like it.” he winked, the smiled not leaving his face. He still wasn’t fully comfortable saying things like that, but well, he can’t lose the challenge Ren gave him. 

Doc shook his head. “Grian, come on, what do you want?”

Grian blinked twice, the smile slightly fading for a moment. It was a perfect opportunity to mess with Doc a little more, but he had to think about it for a split second. He decided to screw it. “Oh, I don’t know. You, maybe?”

Doc furrowed his brows and shook the redstone off of his hands. He didn’t understand what’s going on with Grian, maybe the weird mushrooms that grow around the hippie camp got to him? Unless… Oh. Oh. He smiled. He understood what’s going on now, and no matter that every single part of him told him to not do it, he decided to join Grian’s game.

“Oh, okay.” he smiled widely, leaning back and looking Grian in the eyes, making the shorter guy shift his weight. Perfect. “My rates start at a hundred diamonds per hour, depending what you need done it will probably go up. Also, let me know what it is, I have policies on what’s not acceptable.”

Grian laughed. That wasn’t quite the response he expected. He pushed himself off the wall and took few steps forwards. “Well, inform me on what your offer is first?” he asked, tilting his head slightly.

“Well.” Doc started, acting like he’s thinking heavily and also stepped towards Grian, opening up the top of his coat slightly, makign it look like an accident. Two can play that game, he thought. “The offers pretty wide, so I’m pretty sure whatever your needs are I’ll be able to give you satisfaction.”

Against his will, Grian carefully watched Doc’s fingers play with the buttons of his clothes. He swallowed heavily. Crap. Not what I expected. He couldn’t complain, though. He had to get over his feelings. “Soo…” he said, playing with his hair. “You guys wearing suits now, huh?”

Doc laughed. “What, you wanted to see me in it for long?”

“Not really, no.” Grian said and looked Doc down from head to toe, stopping his gaze in stragetical places for just a split second too long to be considered casual and stepped even closer. He was just outside the Area 77 border, leaning forwardson his elbows on the barrier. “Would prefer you without it.” 

Walking even closer to Grian, he leaned on the barrier from the other side. “Well, I don’t think that’s impossible to arrange.” he said, smirking.

“Oh.” Grian let out on accident. He considered bailing, abandoning the mission, telling Ren he couldn’t, but he didn’t. He’s come this far, he might as well dig his grave even deeper. He walked under the barrier and stood right in front of Doc and looked up to see his face. “Let’s make the arrangement, then.” 

Grian could see Doc looking around, and he thought he took it too far. But then he heard Doc say “Oh, fuck it.”, and then he felt Doc’s hand on the back of his head grabbing his hair oh so very lightly, and then Doc’s lips were on his, and he was too taken aback to kiss back, and then it was over. 

“I’m, uh-” Doc stumbled on his words and straightened up. “I’m sorry-”

“No.” Grian interrupted. “No sorries.” he said, standing on his tip toes to reach Doc and kiss him back. “No sorries.” he repeated.

Doc laughed awkwardly. “We really shouldn’t be doing this, should we?” 

“Oh, who cares.” Grian said. “So…” he looked up at Doc with the best attempt at puppy eyes he could do. “About the Area info?”

Grian felt Doc’s hand in his hair again, this time ruffling it up. “God, you really need to get what you want, don’t you?”

Grian smiled widely. “What can I say, I’m kind of a needy guy.” 

—-

When he came back, he saw Ren sitting near the campfire. 

“Took you long enough, huh?” Ren said, his eyes sparkling. “Did you at least get any info?”

Grian smiled. “Yup. I did.” he sat next to Ren. “Also, you might’ve been right.”

“Oh?” Ren raised his eyebrow. “What was it this time?”

“Shut up.” Grian punched him in the arm and chuckled. “Uhm, there might be some love going around.”

“Wow.” Ren said, making the “o” long. “Who could’ve ever guessed.”

Grian rolled his eyes in response; he couldn’t give Ren the satisfaction of being right, now, could he? 

send me a song/prompt + a ship!!

[psychicwonu-blog]

Awkward...

Anon Asked: Fake dating 2 & 3 with Lucas?

Group: NCT U

Member/Pairing: Lucas x platonic reader

Genre: fluff, comedy, non idol!AU

Prompt: Fake Dating 2. “really, a fake date? you’re so cliche.” 3. “no one’s going to believe us…”

Warnings: cursing 

Word Count: 1.5K

A/N: request something!

You began stirring in your sleep, rolling around, pulling your pillows on top of your head, trying to drown out the sound of your ringtone. Once it stopped you let out a sigh of relief, but soon enough it was vibrating on the table by your bed. Giving up, you reach for the device and brace your eyes for the unforgiving bright screen. Your best friend had been calling and texting you for the past 15 minutes. You groan at the time displayed at the top of your screen. 5:55 am. 

You open up your messaging app and click on Lucas’s contact. He called 9 times and left 6 text messages. 

Lucas☠ [5:40am] Y/N WAKE UP AND ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN PHONE

Lucas☠ [5:43am] what the fuck pls answer

Lucas☠ [5:45am] i need you it’s important PLEASEEE

Lucas☠ [5:49am] WAKE UP bINCH istg i’m calling again idc 

Lucas☠ [5:52am] HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lucas☠ [5:55am] im gonna cry

As you begin typing out a reply another text comes in. 

Lucas☠ [5:57am] im crying y/n look at what you did

You roll your eyes and finish texting him back. 

You [5:59] lucas it is 6 in the fucking morning what the fuck is so important 

you press send and rub your eyes. After a few seconds you sit up and swing your legs off the side of your bed. Walking to the bathroom, you look at your screen. Still no reply. “Asshole” you think to yourself.

Lucas☠ [6:06am] don’t laugh okay, ik it’s gonna sound crazy

Lucas☠ [6:06am] but

Lucas☠ [6:06am] i need you to be my fake partner and go on a fake date w me

You can’t believe your eyes. This motherfucker woke you up before the sun rose to ask you out on a fake date? To say you were fuming would be an understatement. 

You [6:08am] you woke me up for this? what the fuck why couldn’t it wait?

Lucas☠ [6:10am]  well...it could have...i guess..but i started freaking out and i needed to talk to you about it

You [6:11] ily but i’m going back to sleep i can’t handle this rn

Lucas☠ [6:12am] can i come over pls pls pls i’m sorry for waking you up i’m just worried 

You sigh at his response and lay back down in your bed. You can’t say no to him. 

You [6:14] you know idc. i’m going back to bed for a bit tho there’s a spare key on your fridge 

Lucas replies fast, thanking you. He’s been your best friend for a few years now and he was always getting into something. You wanted to be shocked that he’d wake you up so damn early for...seemingly nothing...but at this point you wouldn’t put anything past him. 

You’re asleep by the time he gets to your place, snuggled up under your blanket. He quietly opens your bedroom door and lays down on the end of the bed. He tries to fall asleep himself but his mind keeps him awake. He raids your kitchen a few times, smothering his worries with food. You snooze for another three hours before he wakes you up.

“Y/N, hey, wake up.” he says, shaking your shoulders. You groan, turning over to face away from him. Lucas sighs and jumps on top of you. 

“Seriously?” you ask, raising your voice. You were never a morning person, and being woken up early twice on a weekend annoyed you. 

“Don’t yell at me, I’ll cry.” Lucas whispers, pulling your blanket up to cover half of his face. You roll your eyes, but can’t hide your smile as you hug him. You sit up slowly, rubbing your eyes and stretching your arms out. Lucas stares at the ceiling, breathing so that his chest rises and falls dramatically. 

“What’s wrong?” you ask him. He replies, still staring up. 

“I need to make someone jealous at Ten’s party. So I need you to go with me as my fake date.”

“Wait...you were serious about that?” you ask, slipping on your house shoes and walking to the kitchen. Lucas snaps out of his ceiling trance and follows you, yawning. 

“Why would I make something like that up at 6 am?” 

“You’re Lucas.” you say flatly. He looks mildly offended for a split second, rolling his eyes. 

“...Anyway, will you do it? I don’t have anyone else.” he pleads. You pour some coffee into your favorite mug and sip it slowly. To be completely honest you felt awkward about the situation. 

“I mean...really, a fake date? You’re so cliche. Why can’t you ask Mark or Jungwoo or something?” Lucas runs his hands through his hair and shrugs. 

“I did ask Mark. He’s busy tonight. Jungwoo already has a date” he informs you. You put your cup down on the counter and face him again. 

“The party is tonight?” you ask timidly. You were going to stay in and binge your favorite show tonight. You’d been looking forward to it all week, but seeing the look on your best friend’s face made it hard to deny him. Lucas nods, grabbing the juice from your fridge and pouring himself a glass. “Okay.” you sigh.

“Seriously?” he asks, his face lighting up. You give him a half assed smile as he hugs you, ruffling your hair. 

“Yeah I mean, how hard can this be? We already know everything about each other, right? Piece of cake.” you say to him, totally lying through your teeth. Lucas was easy and fun to be around, but you have never thought of him in this way. Hopefully your awkwardness would subside and this will later be something the two of you can laugh at.

Lucas gives you the basic rundown of how long you guys have been “dating” and why he wants to make this person- who you find out is the ex he told you about when you first became friends- jealous. They ended up being invited to the party as a plus one. Under any other circumstances they wouldn’t be showing up. Lucas seemed really worried about seeing them again. 

“It’ll be okay, Lucas. When’s the party?” you ask, patting his shoulder. 

“Not till 10. You wanna hang out until then?”

“Yeah, let’s watch TV. I was gonna watch this new show I started a few days ago tonight. I had a whole lazy day planned, you bastard.”

He laughs at you response, asking “who plans a lazy day” as you both get situated on the couch. You finish half of the show in a few hours. Lucas had almost fallen asleep during the last episode you watched, too. You rolled your eyes as you checked the time on your phone. 9 o’clock on the dot. 

“Hey, we have an hour to get ready. What am I suppose to wear?” you ask your friend. Lucas sits up, rubbing his eyes. 

“It’s casual, but like...dress to kill, you feel me? I’m gonna run home and change. I’ll come get you, alright?” he explains. You nod your head and make your way to your bedroom, mentally panicking. You decide on an all black outfit. Form fitting distressed jeans, and your most expensive top. You don’t do much to your hair, opting for the ‘intentionally messy’ look, though it wasn’t intentional at all. 

You’re interrupted about half an hour later by someone knocking on your door. You’re confused when you open it up to see your best friend there. You let him in, complimenting him on his choice of outfit. He went with all black, too.

“I gave you a spare for a reason, why didn’t you use it?” you ask him, laughing as you pull on your shoes. Lucas shrugs and sits on the couch, pointing to your bedroom door. 

“I forgot it here.” he says. You roll your eyes for the millionth time today and grab your jacket. 

“You ready?”

“Hell yeah.” Lucas says with a shaky voice. You lightly punch his arm and lock the door behind you as you exit. The walk to Ten’s place is relatively short, and you spend most of it in mutual silence. As you approach the door to his place, Lucas grabs your hand. The feeling isn’t new, the two of you held hands all the time. But what he said next made you want to gag, in the most respectful way of course. 

“Ready...babe?” he asks, winking at you. 

“Don’t be fucking gross.” you say, swinging your arms at him. He laughs, blocking your attack with his own arms. He takes your hand again, squeezing a bit as he knocks on the door. 

“Thank you, for this.” he says. You smile at him and shake your head. The door swings open and you two walk in. You try hard to seem convincing, but being so close to Lucas in a faux-romantic way causes you to fumble over your words and sweat more than usual. He notices soon. “If you feel uncomfortable we can stop.” h whispers into your hair has he hugs you.

“No, it’s just...no one’s going to believe us. I’m trying to be convincing.” 

“We only have to convince one person.” He reassures. You nod, both of you returning to the conversation around you. After a few minutes you notice Lucas staring off into the corner of Ten’s living room. You follow his line of vision and see his ex, beginning to walk in your direction. You squeeze his hand, calling his name softly before kissing his cheek. 

“It’ll be okay,”

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92 things!

yiKes im so late to this but i was tagged by @craighsiao, @kittenmusicals, @pbophelia, @zigisbisexual, and @mermaidwarriorqueen yall are so crazy i love yall thank u w all of my heart :’)))

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my mom 3. Text message: "dont watch princess bride” w a pic of it buffering from my friend lmao 4. Song you listened to: fetish by selena gomez my newest bop 5. Time you cried: an hour ago bc of my shit eyebrows that got Ruined!

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: lol

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: lol no

8. Been cheated on: LOL 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: hooyeah 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: not yet djfakld

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. millennial pink lol 13. periwinkle 14. maroon

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: hooooo boy yeAH irl and on tumblr!! 16. Fallen out of love: specifically w thomas hunt sry bb 17. Laughed until you cried: me 24/7 18. Found out someone was talking about you: hajdhf yeah but she cried and apologized so we’re cool now 19. Met someone who changed you: omg yes so much 20. Found out who your friends are: yesyeysyes i luv them 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: who still uses fb

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: none?? 23. Do you have any pets: an inside cat, 3 strays outside that we just feed and they just chill out here, and also some fish that are like 6 years old 24. Do you want to change your name: i wanna switch my first and middle name 

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i went on vacation in florida and new orleans with my best friends hfjakdhf 26. What time did you wake up: 12:30 my sleeping schedule is fucked 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching makeup vids lol 28. Name something you can’t wait for: TRR CHAPTER 15!!!!! 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 30 mins ago idk 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my ability to talk to people bc my anxiety!! ahhaha!!!! 31. What are you listening to right now: FETISH BY SELENA GOMEZ A BOP!! 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no?? 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my fukxign eyebrows that the lady messed up ughggjkhsd 34. Most visited Website: is this even a question lmao tumblr and youtube 35. Mole/s: ugh i have one on my stomach and it bothers the shit out of me but i have more in other places im just too lazy to look 36. Mark/s: do cat scratch scars count bc i got a lot of those 37. Childhood dream: my mom told me my 1st grade teacher asked what i wanted to be and i remembered the episode of curious george that i watched before leaving the house and said an ice cream girl in the park but either that or become ariel 38. Hair color: rly dark brown but in the sun it turns rly light like into like honey brown idek 39. Long or short hair: ive had both but long hair is such a chore so short bc i have like medium rn 40. Do you have a crush on someone: who needs that when ur already married to henry cavill but chris powell, drake, the prince, maxwell, dick grayson, jason todd... 41. What do you like about yourself: i DID like my eyebrows smh its ok theyll grow back 42. Piercings: lol i didnt even get my ears pierced so none 43. Blood type: who are u identity theft fuk off m8 44. Nickname: CATLYN, kk, kalina bc me and my friend have a 824 snap streak and its our #goals ship name 45. Relationship status: single married to henry cavill i even had to organize my own wedding for a project in floral design sophomore year 46. Zodiac: cancer im a crybaby ik 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show/s: pretty little liars, grimm, young justice, the big bang theory, two broke girls, sherlock, and family feud lmao 49. Tattoos: i want somethin smol but not yet 50. Right or left hand: i was gonna be a lefty but my daycare person literally treated me like shit and made me use my right hand so now im a righty and she got her ass fired :)) not like i remember anything tho lmao

51. Surgery: ortho surgery bc my mouth was too small and my teeth were so fucked up but braces gave me a glo up lol 52. Hair dyed in different color: omg no but i have these rly cool brown streaks on the side of my head and its also underneath my hair but its rly pretty ppl always ask me about it bc its like genetic idk its cool 53. Sport: i fucking live for watching football om Fg

55. Vacation: im guessing this is where ive been?? so uh hawaii, florida, mississippi, louisiana (and bish i been to shreveport, louisiana home of my boi jake mckenzie dshfjs), texas aka my home, las vegas, california, cozumel, jamaica, belize, and soon the bahamas!! 56. Pair of trainers: oh my god i have like 30+ pairs of shoes i love shoes!!

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: nothing rn i ate steak for dinner tho 58. Drinking: water! 59. I’m about to: start watching a youtube video 61. Waiting for: my bday party w my friends on wednesday (lowkey those choices chapters too i wish my bb chris powell could wish me happy bday :’)) 62. Want: a BIG FAT bank account 63. Get married: to a nice rich husband yuh finished the sentence

64. Career: im a senior in hs and i got accepted into my pharm tech class aaaah were gonna get to go to hospitals and and wear scrubs and shit im so excited i wanna be a pharmacist or like somewhere in the med field bc they make BANK and also they help ppl :’)) 65. Hugs or kisses: from my future bb kisses 66. Lips or eyes: eyes yus 67. Shorter or taller: im 5′5 so im smol and theyre tol 68. Older or younger: mmm i prefer older but only like a year younger if theyre worth it dhfgsk 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: this is so hard but arms bc abs arent a requirement but arms,,,, yes 71. Sensitive or loud: how am i both sensitive and loud (tru) 72. Hook up or relationship: lol relationship i want it all 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant but troublemaker when im feelin big mood

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: uh kinda 75. Drank hard liquor: not yET LMAOOO 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope 77. Turned someone down: jkasjdf lowkey yeah 78. Sex in the first date: no omfg sfdhgj 79. Broken someone’s heart: wym 24/7 lmao jk no 80. Had your heart broken: by many fanfics lord lol 81. Been arrested: nonoono 82. Cried when someone died: im making animals count so yes 83. Fallen for a friend: almost but skrtskrr were still friends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: if i try really hard YUH 85. Miracles: 11:11 twice a day for extra good luck yuh 86. Love at first sight: lol no 87. Santa Claus: yeah until i was like 14 88. Kiss on the first date: YUH WHY NOT if theyre not shit 89. Angels: meh not really

OTHER:

90. Current best friend’s name: omg irl alina and caroline my bbs and online @evisms i rly love u,, so much 91. Eyecolor: brown 92. Favorite movie: the man from uncle that ive seen 7 times!!, wonder woman!!, ex machina, hidden figures, coraline, and moana

im not gonna tag anyone bc prolly the entire choices population has done this but hit it up if u wanna!!